1!1S ROBE SONIAN, l nlili'" .1 rv.T.v i-lin-sl;iy lit I.uml-n,.n, V' t ,.hI iii' yi-in-iiti.t l.tio f..r W nlt,, i l-n uil w k ) ii In i k-- iiiiinbi-r of th. i i, .l : ii t.-I li;-r -ti 1 -.voU -f K..l- ,.,ii i-ninty uml !,-. t.'vii"iiiUirn!n!loii liml! tin: SHiTimuUliiK .....uuir-.. I in luilinvr llnrvnuo. Marian, M.irHmn. :ailint:un,l!i sinh Caroliiiu. Til V. Uuhk- i an ii mv in il kWi-tily.Ll'uh yvuranU is n l.m,.-r hii vii.HTl-UTiit It tivvur ini---jeilr.il ,-nv tin ill llii-iLuil. uf i;s lulruuiipruiitl hopes W iu-l.' it !"vvi ii fiiuiru ivtuul. I'mUcuiur ii'- "!K-n ttii! ln-Kivrn ll',lup the high f mi. rln. I uf i-xi-i-llrm-r it Ims lJiii;.;..l aa upur ri ynr t.f lui nl nrw JL JLJLJJJJ 1 -1 ROBESOMAN ESTABLISHED 1870. Country, God arid. Truth. VOL. XXVIII. NO. 41. SINGLE COPIES o CENTS. LUMBERTON, NORTH CAROLINA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1897. WHOLE NO. 1446. F0TH1KG SUCCEEDS LIKE SUCCESS. jrnieiors advertising v'KK.vTliS tntitiy a new business; Khi.akgi-s ninny nn old business; I'Rl'SKRVliS many a lare business; Kutitks many ix duil business; Kkscuk many iv lost bushier; Savk.h tunny a faMing business; MK't'KHS SUCCefS it1. RI'V budt'.CM. To "advertise judiciously," use the minimis of Tni: Robksonian. It Is pub lished in one of the live a::d flowing tutwts of North Carolina niul circulates ixtenmtV mining u intelligent and proi-perou? people, whe.-.e t-ndc- i well korth inking uud having. - , 5S55SSSS23SS 3" - " " io o WllliN DE CIkCIS COMKS TO TOWN. o z. U) ul. hi a o hi I- o 'J S 3 H 6 C C 0 c c i- tf-. ir. ir. C C - n i-.it,; ii - ir. o 3 w", iouho'.O O o O 3 C c i - f . i i-io! 5 2 5 r -r n :o o S. 3 8 S 3 S S i- 3 y. r-. in - r ii -' I 5 I ! n N ; 5 S 3 r f. t ir, in ir. vio i- o v, M 0 "T T 0 W.'O 0 'O 3 0050io5oOCOQQ i io 5 ioi-5 ti io5 io3 5 s f - n ii t 4 rN o Dar ain't no day lack show day, when de circus comes to town, Wid ull its spotted horses, its varmints an' its clowns; Hit's lontr w;lys 'head of Christmas an' ef here de whole year roun', I'd be a happy nigger while de circus wus iu town. Hit jes puts a kind o' feelin' all in a fel ler's boues Dat makes him fee! lak spendin' jes ev'ry cent he Owns To yet iiicide dat ciixus--i,a it's inside I'll be boun', You'll alius fm' dis pusson when dc cir cus is in town. How well I's rickolcctiu' long sens nig. gets wuz sot free, Old Master comes aromr one day an' say says he to me: 'I want you all to promise that the fac t'ry shan't shet down, But you'll all keep or. a-workin' when de circus comes to town." An' he lowed pore bucks an' niggers wuz all de sort w in', went in K Id I C ul a o cii, inos ue niggers pronust dat a u VI Ul a! , O u An' spent their titne an' money Inside a circus tent; An' he lowed ef everybody wuz lack him de circus' grouu' Would look lonesome as er ' graveyard when de circus come to town. kt dey slu!y wouliu t no An fool away der money a messin, wit dat show. But I jes' sorter mumbled an' it mought a sorter soun' Mos' lak aome sich a promise 'fore de cir cus coine to town. But 'twarn't a plum shore promise kase I know'd I couldn't stick Hain't nevtr mist a circus but wunst when IwnLssick; Au shore enough, ties' moi nin' when dey come purradin' roun' I Clean forgot Old Master, l.ase de circus wus in tov-n. I know'd he wouldn't miss me kascVd seed him go away An beam him tell G!e Mistiss he'd be gone r.H of dat day THE ROBESON JOB OFFICE jSZ Kll.I.Y FQfirrKD YITTT , Fast Presses and Excellent Macfcin'ry, - Kvi rvl lihi i-, mnvnnii iij;. - ' ;,. lmviti just l mi ni-i'ivk-d frx:i Uio fiiot-iric9 aiul fuuudrins. " A largo stock of nil kimU vf paper just rectivoil. Your patronage k eolioitcd. Traiisifiit ndvertisements t be pub lihi'd one month and under, must be paid for in advance. All advertising for m rtlinrti r timer than thri'C months in enn- idered transient advertising. Accounts So 1 ade lack he done told me go chop .tmlc'eil nvarttiiy lor all r.tivcrtisctucnts wood for Parson Brown, pub.ishtd n h longer period of time. Au- sncakt.(l off to de j d t Jac:i1 advt tisements fipnearni'; among . . , , . reading matt ir will be charged 10 cents shou,n dow 1:1 town. ;.i r line for each insertion. , , My conscience sorter bit me, yit sumpin' Legal advtrtiemeuts, such as adminis- . ' ' 1 ttati.'rs' uud execi.tors' notices, commis- seemed to say : fcioiicrs' and tru.-Ues' sales, .summons to "I'd nevtr miss de circus dere ain't one Jiuv. residents, etc., will be charged for at 1'g.ll fates, excf-pt when thev . exceed a certain limit of space, in which case we re.-.irve the right to fix our own price. All cueh Inif-iii must hi: lvvio -rou in fiUVANCr. The charge is very small and we ca -mot afto: d to take risks or wait the p.easure uf person:! to pay. . K. J'ROCTOU, JR. a. ycis";Rr:. PnocTOR 8i McIntyre, ATTOKXi2Y.S AT LAW, ', '" Tvor' da'." An' while I felt oueasy an' as sucrddn' as a hotin', . I marched into dat circus big as any man iu town. J,u!nlK.rtou, N. C. Practice in all the courts of the Stale. Prompt, an I paiustakiu iittcnliuii given '.o all liusiitas. tf But 'fore I'd got sJt down I mos nearly had a chill, Fcr right dar sot Ole Master a lalTui' lit j to kill; I pear'd I didn't see him, but when he gin' to frown Den I know'd he know'd I seed him when de circus wus in town. Sam Bean in Charlotte Observer. and fiirmshud; and Miss Wynn had jiwfc made htr final visit of inspection. At the great Pago mansion, in tho next county, ths clan had al ready begun to assemble ; tremen dous preparations were going on, in the kitchens of a dozen country neata, which tho wedding-party would visit, on their triumphal progr&sa, a fortnight hence ; far otT kinsmen -were on their way, in lumbering fairiily-coachea, with outsiders from Kentucky and Car olina; the laet stitch had been ta ken iu tho bride's trousseau, the very veil was in its box, pinned to the orange blossoms ; anil yet Doctor Wynn'o blue eyes wander ed uneasily, and he bit his thin lip, as if his good fortune was a mere vision, fading in thin air. "What is tho matter w it'll you, Stephen?" said Nelly, sharply. "You look like tragedy itself." "It may be my jealous , fancy, Nell, but, "hesitating,- "there is something troubles me." "Tell me all about it," with a decisive nod. "It's not about Lee, is it? You Lave your weak nesses, biophon. hut you re not jealous. It can't be a jealous fan cy. Leo is nervous, romantic, but" "No, I never had any cause for jealousy," interrupted the doctor. "And I've known Lee since 'we wore children. But there ia a coldness, a reierve in Lee's lotters, lately, which I cannot understand. ' There was another matter." He hesitated. "Nell, I shall not go into detail. But there has been several tmaccountable circumstan ces, which make me uneasy, and uncertain; even though, " ho ad ded, smiling uncomfortably, "my wedding-day comes next week." Miss Wynn waited a moment, iu hopes that ho would bo more candid. But he seated her on her horse, and mounted his own in In silence. "What can you do for me, Nell?' he said, as they can tered down tho hill together. "1 will go on to Oolonel Page's tomorrow, Stephen," said Nell, prompt as usual, "instead of wait- ing to go with you, next week. If pay to a woman, whose shrerd sense and keenness scares and awes them. ? "It is very kind in you to co-mo so soon, E'.len. Lee is out m thoj park, somewhere," hs said, hur riedly.. "Sho ia not a9 well as :-o should like to see her too pal, and haggard. But that's natural, I suppose. We have a few frieudi with us, already, tho Cedar-Lodge Marshalls, and the Volneys, and all of cousin Betty's folks, ' and tho Professor. Pyrus, whero is Miss Lae? Oh,- I forgot. See is walking with' Professor Sartll'. She's not as strong, Ellen, as I could wish. . She feels the need of her mother now, as never before, I think." All this was poured forth, sagerly and incoherently, as tho old gentleman inarched up the long hall, with Ellen, pulling his long, white whiskers. Ellen Wynn knew, as plainly as if he had put it into words, that there was something to conceal, something which ho did not him Belf understand. "Poor old cous in Rupert," she thought, with an amused smile. "I must find it out." "I will cnango my dress, and find Leo," aho said, aloud, how ever. "Do not send for her. I know my room. Maumee Sue will take mo to it." Half-a-dozen servants escorted her to her chamber. "Mies Nel ly," with her hearty good humor, and sharp authority, was dearer to them than their own gentle, ir resolute mistress. Mrs. Betty Page, "from Ken tucky, hurried to welcome Ellen, as soon as she heard of her arri vl, and to pour out the news. "Go on with your hair, my dear, and I'll sit here, by the win dow," 6he said. "You've seen cousin Rupert? He is in his ele ment. You know he always did rejoice in a turmoil, and a house full to bursting. So fond as he is of Stephen, too. Tho dear old man wonld bo perfectly happy. T think, if only he could know that Fred was alive." "lie has not heard of Fred, for a year," said Ellen, sharply. N. A. MCLEAN, Attorney At Law, I.I'M BKRTON'. N. C. All kiud.4 of legal business at? tended ic Miywhere. DR. EUGENE HOLCOMBE, Dentist, T'p stairs in New Shaw Huildin, LUMBERTON, N. C. K. T. 1.KW1M. W. II. J. . McGKlCUY. M.P. Dcs. LEWIS & KcGEMHY, Physicians & Surgeons. Office in RouesOMAS Building. Ll'MBEiiTON, N. I". !r VcGeachy will room in the oflicc, whrc he can be found. MESMERISM is. COMMON SENSE. f'HAI'TEIi I. Miss Wynn followed her brother out of hi new house, and stood on the verandah. She looked down at the elopo of forest and farm land. "You ought to be a satisfied man, Stephen," 6ho aaid, in her full, hearty tones. "There is not a prettier home in Fauquier coun ty. And so 'Lee will think, I'll answer for her." Doctor Wynn locked the doos carefully, and glanced doubtfully around hi ui. "It ought to please Lee," he said. "Nino years of preparation ! And always with an eye to her wishes. It ought to please her. But I don't know I don't know !" They walked together, down the steps, nnd along th avenue of olmi, to tho gate, where their horses were waiting. Ellen Wynn, who was a tall girl, with a firm, free utep, and frank, gray eyes, half hummed, half sang, A. VCXL1I.I.. A. W. MCLEAN MgKEILL & HcLEAH, ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OHi'-e in Hmw Buildine tin 6tairs. to herself. a they went: but the ...... . doctor was grave and silent. He was a thin, fair-haired man, with a more refined und sensitive fact than his sistor. But it was to the woman, with that resolute face o hers, that you would have turned for help, in an emergency. Nelly, watching him keenly, as nhe walked, decided that he did not look as th prospective bride North Corner, t.T.'J-f TiliRTON, - N. C. I'ractn f in Sti.te and 1'ederal Courts. Prompt attention given to all kgil Luoiness. G. W. PlcQUEEN. THE LUMBERTON BARBER. When you wish an easy shave, As gid ha barber tver gave, Jii-.t cii'l on me at my saloon, At morning, eve or noii; 1 nil and dtr.vthc hair with grace, To suit the contour of the face. Mr io iu is iirat and towels clean, Snors sluirpand razors keen, And evm thing 1 think you'll find To ",'iit the face and please the mind, And . in v art nudfkill cm do, U you M,.,t call Ml do for you. l.l'KMi r.OWI.AKI). J. A. KOWr.ANl) ROWLAND & SON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, bl '.Ml!!' I TON, - . - N. C. l'rni tiee in State and Pedeml Court. Prompt attention given to all legal business. T. V. COSTEN, JR., ATTORNEY AT LAW, " Ml SP!'.IN'(,S, - - N. C. ' ,;'ili' e in i,ute and V eder.il Courts. groom of next week should do Yet- nobody, who had known Ste phen Wynn for ten years, had rec ognized him, in that time, nsany thing elo than Lee Page's lover. That was th essential fact about tho man. The Wynna and Pngns ! were allied, by those countless ties of blood and intermarriage, which bind Virginia families together; the coupins, Stephen and Lee, had been lowr in their cradle. Tho current of their love had flowed always without a ripple, and un der a Hunuiipr fuii. Parents, friends, uncle:-!, aunts, and an in-numerablf- cousinship, had waited, approving and impatient, for (he day, when Slr-phm should lmvo established hiinfolf in prueiico, and should bo ready to bring homo his bride. Tho practice now was e tabli-ihed ; the house wa:-) built, unyluing is wrong, trust me to find it out, and set it right." "I knew you would suggest somothing, Ellen. But if any thing is wrong with Lee, I must set it right myself. Nobody must come between us not even you." ''I will go, tomorrow," said El len, decidodiy. i nereis nothing more to tell me?" looking at him sharply, feeling that she had re- eived but a half-confidence. "No, nothing," said Doctor Wynn, evading her eye'. Among Misa Wynn's many qual ities, was a certain big, careleea, good nature. "Very well, Stie- hen, I'll do tho best I can," she naid. "Keep up heart. It will all bo right. Things alwaj-s do turn out right in the end." Es pecially, she thought, with regard to Stephen's fantastic, imaginary grievance. But the mattor, which he had reserved, was, this time, more than fantastic grievance. A year ago, Doctor Wynn had presented to Miss Pago, a pearl necklace He. was not a rich man, and his gifts to hia bride represented much actual self-denial and privation, a fact which Leo well knew. A week since, while he was in Lynchburg, completing his purchases for tho house, he had seen this necklace exposed for sale, in a jeweler's window, and, supposing that it had been stolen, had entered, and demanded to know how it came there. "It waa sold to us," said the jeweler, "by Miss Leo Page. I have her letter here, offering it for a certain sum, cash, which we yaid her." The writing was Lee's. "Tho pearls are very fine. Will you look at them with a glass?" j said the man. Doctor Wynn did not look at them with a glass. He went out of the shop, sick, and almost stag gering. L,ic, trading witn nor jewels? Lee, selling his poor, lit tle gifts for ready cash? The mystery, the horror of the whole thing, was so incredible, eo dread ful, to him, that he could not bring himself to-tell Ellen of it. She started, the next d.ay, there fore, ignorant of his trouble. "Njt since he started to India. Why does he choose this especial time "to worry about him? I hould waste very little anxiety on such a, feather-headed fellow, at any soason, I am sure." "You never were a father, my dear. An only son, too. And Fred never had any fault, except a drop of vagabond blood. It's quito natural, tnat ins lather should wish for him, at this crisis in the family affairs." I suppose so. But Fred al ways seamed such a cipher to me, that I cannot understand anybody wasting affection, or emotion, on him. The Cedar-Lodge people are here?" Yes. But tho house will not really fill, until next- week. All that are here now, are of our own family, except Professor Sarth." A singular hesitation, and a fur tive glance at herself, did not es cape Ellen. "Who is Professor Sarth?'' she said, carelessly, thrusting a gold bodkin, through the soft, dark puffs of her hair. "He is a friend of Lee's. She met him in Lynchburg, two months ago. He followed her home, and cousin Rupert invited him to stay for the wedding." "Ah I What a trouble such mass of hair is. If it only were curly. This friend of Lee's he is very pleasant, of course? What family does he belong to?" 'Oh, gracious knows, if he ever recoptivo of the mesmeric influ ence, lie. puts her to sleep, at will; wakens h"-r; summons, or sends her from him. at will. Ho bas had one or two exhibitions of his power, in the drawing-room. ButXbavo heard it hinted, that hia power ctVr Leo is much great er than wo are . allowed to see; ihat ho can command her, when absent, as if he were present; bring hcrlo him, by a few passe of his. hand." r UTgiat is absurd 1" said Ellen, ... "1 have heard of his m-merism.'- Iris ail a fraud, an un godly fraud 1 Do you mean to Bay, that Lee lends herself to such trickery?" Or that cousin Rupert allows her to do it?" "Her father was much opposed to it. But Lee insisted on tho ex periments. She has ahown, gon tla aa pha is, that she ha a will of her own. I did wonder," said the matron, with a sudden access of franknens, "what Stephen Wynu would say to all. And I am glad, on this very account, Ellen, to see you here today." "I am glad that I came," faid Sllau, calmly, for she had regain ed her control. "But tho mawter is not aa sorious as you think, I hope, cousin Betty.', To be concluded next week. State Superintendent Mebnne to County School Committeemen. The following letter, issued by C. H. Mebano, State Superintend ent of Public Instruction, is print ed at the request of W. R. Snrlo3, supervisor of public schools of Robeson county : To the Committeemen : . I hopo you have the census of your respective townships, and that you have assigned tho chil dren to their respective schools. If you have not tho census you must take it accurately and have the report in the hands of your county supervisor not later than the first Monday in December. i rr wnl only give Uio supervisor one month to get his report in shape for the county board of ed ucation on tho first Monday in January, 1S9S, when the appor tionment will be made strictly by tho township, and eo much per capita. Whore it is necessary to con tinue a school near a township line the committees which control the territory from which the chil dren will como to coniposo such school or schools, should got to gether and decide how many, and who, shall attend or be assigned to sucu scnools. MaKO these re ports plain, so that the county- board of education may easily un derstand. The law does not require that' each nchool shall have sixty-five children- assigned to it, no moro and no lesi, for, on account of geographical reasons, in certain localitiei, impassable streams and creeks and sparsely settled areas, it will not bo practicable to have aa many as Bixty-five children for each school, and for these reasons one Echool may have fewer than thirty children, but others may have as many a seventy-five or one hundred, but the average in the whole townshirj should not be lews than sixtv-lle. If possible, I would much prefer to have an average of seventy-five or eighty. This would be much better, as the greater the average the fewer the schools, and conse quently the longer the school term. You are required to meet on the second Monday in January and re j apportion the money that has I would remind y"ou that a good, live, energetic teacher is cheaper at $85 or if-iO per month than a teacher who' knows nothing of what progress and real teaching is, even at $15 per Jmonth. Pay your teachers moro and demand more of them then you will move forward. Do not, I beg rou', waste th echool fund for echool supplies. It ia amazing to see how many thousands of dollars of our public school money has boon epent for tupplios, am! yci where are the equipped public school houses? C. H. Mkbank, Snp't Public Instruction. BetUr than the Best H.tet. "Home life cements tho love of luirtband and wife . other modes of living often loosen tho tie," writes Edward W. Bok in the November Ladies' Home Journal. "Nor does tho question of oxpenxo excuse the not having of one's own home. A home is not, of necessity, a palace. The humblest cottago is a million times better than the most lux urious hotel ever planned by tho hands of man. In tho one happi- n?a is probunlo; in the other it is just possible. We can talk all we choose about married happiness: that it, after all, reKts solely be tween two people, and that it makes no difference whore they live. That is very good aa a the ory. But thousands of instances prove the contrary: that the the ory will not work out in practice, liappinoss dopendd upon the growth of the people who are parts of it. People who stop and stag nate are never happy. True hap pinesa thrives on what it feed upon. Lot stagnation enter into two lives, and happiness becomes stagnant and unhealthy. But let our lives bo filled with con tentment, and domestic pleasure, with that germ of evolution which springs from the hearthstone, and the happiness which springs from these element is purer, sweeter and more satisfying to our na tures, our minds and our souls. A man and wife were made to abide together in inseparable lives, and as new elements come into that union to sweeten and hallow it, the abiding place should be some little place, some comer in thii big world which they can call their own, their very own, whore everything around them speaks of the husband's energy and tho wife's achievement. That is home." Alt His Wheels In Motion. I'hurlutt Observor. The following open letter is sent to the editor of the Obsorver, by Hon. Charles H. Martin: Dear Sir: In a recent issue of your paper I find tho following editorial: "The rumor come from Washington that Hon. Chaif. Honry Martin, the noblo Congress man from this district, has boon sick there 6ince Congrosn adjourn ed, but that ho haa recovered and is writing a book; furthermore. that, after tho expiration of his congressional term, ho will duvoto his life to literary labor. The sto ry is incomplete, however, in that it doe-s not stats how many thousands of revolutions to the minute Rev. Chas. Ilenrv's wIiocIh aro now making." How such Btat imonts could have gotten into circulation I a-n una ble to conceive except that their author drew upon his fancy for his facts. I havo not been sick iu Washington nor undor medical treatment for my oyos. However, from incessant reading and the use of glasses, not adapted to my fight, :y eyes oecirao seme tenna of 1 1 i emuattc logan t;diei i cr . ftiidfgreat('Ht3fcuurtoBy,and.th time, as it'tojeclipeojall former cl- hadafamilv. He might beMol-!oea apportioned to your town It often happens that the doctor is out of town when most needed. The two year old daughter of J. Y. Schenck, of Caddo, Ind. Ter., was threatened with croup. He writes: "My wife insisted that I go for the doctor at once, but as he was out of towu I purchased a bottle of Cham berlain's Cough Remedy, which relieved the child immediately." A bottle of that remedy in the house will often save the expense of a doctor's bill, besides the anx iety always occasioned by 6erious sick ness. When it is given as soon as the croupy cough appears, it "will prevent the attack. Thousands of mothers always keep it in their .homes. The 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Dr. J . D. McMillan How to Be Erect. It is an easy enough matter for a woman to have a straight, fiat back if only she will take a little necessary trouoie. without pretty back which moans pretty . carriage all tho Paris gowns in tho .world will never give a woman an air of distinction aud grace. To attain this special beauty a woman must make it a ruls to keep the back of the neck close to the back of the collar. Roll tho shoulders backward and downward. Try to squeeze the shoulder blades together many times a day. CirAl'TEB 11. Colonel Page, with all tho rest chisedek, from the mystery there is about him without father, or mother, or descent. Very learned, and very silent, and with no breed ing at all to speak of. A thin, colorloss, pale-eyed creature. His eyes havo that dreadful death-in- life glare, which I have seen in ft fish." Ellen laughed. "Not much fear of his fascinating any of your giris, cousin Betty." "No. Not my girls." She coughed, uneasily, and arranged tho flounces on her skirt. "Not my girls," she repeated, meaning ly. But Miss Wynn was too busy with lacing her bodice, to answer. "I honostly confers, Ellen," continued Mrs. Page, lowering her voice, "that I do not like this man, nor his doings. He profess es to be mesmerist magnetizer of the innumerable family con-j I hardly know what. Thank heav ti'X'tions, had tho highest rcspoct j en, I'm a good church member, for Ellen Wynn's abilities. He and trouble myself very little received her with that peculiar, J about such infidelisms. But he anxious deference, which meu declares thufe Leo i wonderfully 1 your duty ship by the county board of edu cation. I have taken considoranlo pains to prepare a record book for you. This book is arranged as simply as can be, and should be in the pos session of each echool committee in North Carolina. You will find a colored page for your account with the county board of educa tion, and twelve white pages fol lowing each colored one for an itemized account with each s.chool in your townsdip. You have more power and larger discretion as to the re-apportionment of the school fund than was ever a 1 rowed to echool committee men before by the laws of our State, and I trut you will use this power and discretion widely. Remember that the cue-cess or failure of the township system is largely in your hands. "Use your wisest judgment and do what you know is for the best interest of the public schools. Do not expect to-: plea kg evei v'wodv. but dare to do during tho day with head up, chin in, chest out, shoulders back. Walk or- stand with hands clasped behind tho head, elbows out. Walk or even run upstairs with from ten to forty pounds on the head. , Try to look atstho top of your high-cut vest or necktie. Practice the arm movements jof breast stroke swimming . while standing or walking. Hold the arms behind the back. Carry a cane or umbrella be-! hind the small o the buck or be hind the neck. v .Put the hands on tho hip, with ftlhows back and fingers forward. When walking swing the arms Stand now and then during he day against a wall, with your heels, shoulders and head touch ing it. - Sinai, pill, safe pill, best pill. De Witt's Little Early Risers cure biliousness, coi -I stipatinn, sick headache. J. P. McMillan. inflamed, but are now about well. ! Neither am I engaged in writing a book, nor have I, at anytime, mado known, nor do I cherish an intention, after tho expiration of my congressional term, to devote my life to literary labor. These aro statements out of the whole cloth and exist only in imagina tion for they have no foundation in fact. Important business involvhig largo Bums has been intrusted to mo and the time within which it can be transacted, according to law, will expire, by limitation be foro Congress meets. My ..person al presence is absolutely necessary to pueh this business to a filial conclusion. Under these circum stances for me to leave Washing ton, with the business unfinished, would betray tho confidence which has been reposed in me. I thank you, sir, and tho Democratic edi tors of ray district for the tender solicitude which you have mani fested for my return to my native State, but if you would not waste your breath, go apeak to the winds, the cyclone, and the storm. I tell you plainly, but honestly, when you counsel mo, either di rectly or indirectly, to betray a trust, tho w inds will regard you, tho storm heed you, and tho cy clone obey your voice moro than I. Unless I can leave Washington without betraying the obligations of an important aud sacred trust, here will I remain until Congress re-assembles and, if need bo. till Gabriel's trumpet sounds. Here, long delighted will I etay, And pats the spring nd fall away. I should be duller even than you give, me credit for being if I did not perceive that, in the phrase, "Noble Congressman," you epeak figuratively, saying one thing and meaning the opposite. As you have introduced this style, I will tako it up, and write in the same ironical manner. Is not eauce for the goose sauce for the gander? Is not that which is fair and right for the goose also fair and right for the gander? Has the goose all the rights and all the privileges and the poor old gander none? May he not lift up his voice and be heard, in the eame style in which the goose was pleased to speak? You will perceive, at a glance, noble eir, that, in this metaphor, I am the gander and you aro the goose. Thii, of course, makes you a & shall I say it? A a female. The other part of your glowing editorial requires, it socnr to rrie, r mere cTvtinfn an swer, Time and time pgain, you have referred to my wheels, in oganci and courtesy, 3'ou add th poetic and fanciful stateme'ji "wheels making thouHands oiSrv olutions to the minute." Tiii.-,) I know, sir, ia a polite ind poLl4 j wsy you have of calling me a fi and publishing it broadcast to U" world. For three long veara I hs -,v .uviiii.MAi) iijiu iab:iiivU iu jr.i.u high-toned and complimentary i- hisions, and without onoe opening my lips; but now the time ru; como whoa even ft foul ahou speak. Iu view of this, aud h f more significant fact that were I the vile-t cur in all tho laud, with none of the refined foeling? of ;-, gentleman, I would still be o:i titled to justice, I respectfully tWx tho use of your columns to inak" a few eimple observations. Yout stock and trade argumont, in iti ultima to analytic, means, in plair. unvarnished English, eimply Ihu . The Rev. Charles Henry (a3 yet courteously call me) is a criik. and a fool, with wheels in hi hoad, unl a Tory big fool, becauSu his wheels make thousands of tov olutions to tho minute. I ask w fair and candid mind if thin ia no tho essence of vour arcn.irnr.r-. . - o when boiled down and reduced ir 1 r i t r vrarnps, 1 i ruup. l i r 1 A 1 A lWUCt 11 CGUghS, Tooth ache, ' 4 Diarrhoes, Dysentery, Bowel Complaints. A Burs. Safe. Oulok Cut for A thosA troubles is s mam9 i . m XI. 19 1 11C HilAICU I iWll'J Ul IliC A O Mechanic, Farmer, Planter, a ? Sailor, and in fact all classes, m Used Internally or externally, y ita primeval elements. You apeaV of my writing a book. You Lav called me a fool, air, and would you have a fool to write bockat This is something new under th-i sun. If I should write a book, who would read it? Would it uot be cast, aa common rubbish, upcu tho dunghill? But if you will hear mo, I will answer the ques tion. Who should Le an author? Answer A wise man and not & fool. As you are he wise unh and I am the fool, tho writing o books is a work for which you s-rt better qualified and a task for which you poseess Dative and su perior gifts. If I should btxv.vm:; . an author, nobody would TOl works. But if you ahould writ book, men and maidens and old ladies would hang delighted ci your words, saying "Great : Caldwell, of the Ob3orvor. tb gifted author of world-wido ro now n. Joo! Jool forever and ever Hurrahl Hurrah for Joel" Yc" sco, eir, the effect of your book will be electrical, aud the most in tense and wildest enthusiasm will prevail among the people. Younfc men will throw up their hats, tixix maideca tosa up their eilk boaneta, and old women fling up their nighv caps, shouting, "Hurrah! Ilunt-a for Joe! Jool forever!" These 'V. ladies, mind you, also threw their their Sunday bonnets ir. tho day time, when the fair yoivr. maidens toskod up their Svuid-y hats, but your book waa ?o thru ling and so wrought up iLs cli. women that after going to Itu night, having nothing cIpo t-j throw, they HDfttch off their n:.i;uv. caps, and fling them in the air. still crving, "Hurrah for Joc-i Hurrah! hurrah!" Aa wa h?-r the bhoutingof th multitude; sr. i gee the old women ia bed throw ing up their night cape and shoei ng "Hurrah for Joe!" we cannot but exclaim, "Wonderful! Wor derful ! "Wonderful Joe 1 1 ' Yon :3 will be a literary reputation, of which tho most giftod itithor may well be proud. Your book a will not be cast, as mine would le, upon the dunghill to lie tber3 and rot, but would be found adoruiup. tho shelves of all the librarioe c i the land. Your qualifications, a an author, gathered from an w alyeis of yonr late poetic a-d blooming editorial, are so ras-r.i fest that a wayfaring man, tL-.-iyu fool, cannot fiil tc dirc:r?i your euporior and magui !::; en-, dowment. In my next r .M.-OT.ua- cation I will 6et forth, in utvl?. the specific attainments and qua ities of your mind, which will make yon shine, like a star, in thi literary firmament and eoeuro for yon an enviable and deathless im mortality. Your humble servant, Chas. II. Martin. Beware of imitations. Take Davis." Sold everywhere. A 25c. and 50c. bottles. o -(s-tfS'W'e4o A little child of J. R. Hays, livirg tui Colquitt, Ga., overturned a po cf l-ou:r water, scalding itself so severely thn-. ri. : skin came off its breast and iiai' s .T: -. distressed parents sent to Mr. E::sh -merchant of Colquitt, for a renivdy, --i. " he promptly ' forwarded Clia:;ib..r'.j;;.-' . Tain Baluir ' The child was stifle: tu tensely but was relieved by a ii' . f.-Ti cation of the pain balm. Alio. -cation or two made it sound ?.n-l For sale by Dr. J. D. McMillan. The State commissio'i or If. Lot statistics is informed that, i--?n1y North Carolina gold im-.-'n -r. now making deposits at ..,: j-r oGlaij at Charlotte. - ' ) - 0 J ;ri. - -