At ! f. cm CIS. -
IT . ftosror. ,
Vide (f t!ie f r's, the ihcnWds irll,
''I in Hv,tt-i v Ul.'m thy wood toilvulU
J'r tbeit r aa'mtret sh.vlow see;,
'1'Iikt fitkjuvul haunt the dtwy t;reen (
In wand'ring y iivh the tlirjce i sung,
The comcr.t bell In spiri'.s rung,
And matn let runs un-J ijff prayer,
Jlrr A wflly on the tranquil ir.
Vale of lite Cri'M, the shepherd tell,
lis "t within thy wo-xli to ilwt II :
For peace bus there her spoih-w throne,
And ilrut$ te the uwM Unknown ;
The murmur of the distant rill-,
The abbatli nib-nee of the bill,
And a!) the cjnirt tint! hath j?it'iy
Without the golden gati of Heaven.
'Tl$ .FOIJ.Y AM..
' I U folly aH," to fret anI u;h.
Alwavs to dwell an r.mi perjilesinjr,
To have the rtauy breaming tve
For tr.fhi.tflJinil'k j ttiat arc vexing.
For e'er the (rlufioni urb of l.o
Has set, our cn may nil be ccsiii,r
Our path be cheered by Hope's bright ray,
And every prospect may be phasing.
f UO A Lilt lItiLiH MrLK.
SPEF.CII OF MR. J-lltU.ll-S.
Stctiri it. Yulik, Clerk.
The ipcech of C. I'hillipi, F.sq. ia delivered at
the court of King's Bench, in n action betw een
Shwpe . V'ulls, clerk, U recover damages
for t maliciou prosecution fur Healing beef
and brend vidue two pence on Tburxby,
December 12th, before the lord thief
jiuVice and a upecol jury.
My Lord and gentlemen of the ju
ry l'he jury had herd from myj
learned friend that this action was
brought to recover compensation in
damages in consequence of a prosecu
tion maliciously preferred that is, pre
fer, ed without any probable cause to
warrant it, from the absence of w hich,
m lice, though n'-t distinctly proveable
as still p'csumablc, an J rsfcrential. I
H3 d not state to vou 'hat the grounds
o it to be strong indeed t warr-nt
a y man in putting another on his tri
al i a charge of felony. The princi
r ( f constitutional lw are too well
'..n in England to require any su:e
r. -it on the subject. My charge to
d ' against the defendant is. that he
d 1 institute 9"ch a prosecution ag .lnst
inv client ; not only without any prob
j'!; grounds to warrant it, but upon
gMiunds the most absurd, the m st cru-j
el, the most oppressive, and the most
capiMous proceeding not only rt
p .g.unt to his character as a clergy
man. but detestable in the eyes of eve
ry hunun being. Gentlemen, I feel,
fc'-wrvtr, that 1 have much to combat
in advc iting the cusecf humble po
verty ag iinst pampered oppression 1
have to charge that opprtssion upon a
ch trader where the virtues and the
charj ies of life arc presumed to dwell
I tat e to fear, also, lest the language
which I must hold towards the individ
ual mav be Ttmertnstriied into am dis-
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JCL.'(ii ig (in ivueiJicu I'l un 'sit mi
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must assuredly I men no such
thmrt
ti mi struggling to prove that he one-tcr.th portion of the Pa' " 9 Lf 111 L.x.irv out of the p-Ier. churtb
hU rank rather to fortune's Mildness "Stars. ' It s the same Joe. its ;hei ,hj( ht..d Krim lhc ,exolrd ,fff.ltcr
than to personal dest rving; and w hen , -nic its only drie r because I carried ,0 ,ie .j ; If he re lented but tor a mo
1 find him hidii g the world's heart 1 11 ,n ru lrctthcs pecktt. (L. ughtc rv j me nt, the mutilated louml swam arrets
under a religious garment, it is mv clu-1 II is next resource, centlemi., w as j his memory, and with it came the train of
tj to overtone the pain which the ex-, the plaintiffhim.'elf. 'Ihe plau.iiffv. .is ,!s pcrlet'ions.
p. -ure givrs me a duty to the rank 1 hew aHu g the robbery of his dinne r, Oh, it was a round fit for a rector's up-
aucn cotiuuct cas uisnonoreu a uuiv,
t i be church, thus more endangered
he i s own professors thin by all that
it: ft Ic lity Can urge against it.
I -.hall piocced to detail to you the
far 'itar them if you can w ith grav
,t think i f them, I trust sou will
rt , withojt irdign ition. The plain
t.lT is a poor man, lising by the labor
Olhishar-ds. I he defendant. Mr. Yi
alls, is clergyman ot the ihurch of
Lollard, ef ample fortune, and its us
ud attendant, a large establishment.
It hantned that in Oct. of the last
year, ti e defendant 'as employed in
the gartlen of Mr. Vialls, ;s under
g !,rdecer, and on the 2 1 st of that month,
it be i' g Sind ay, he dined with hisaunt,
at Camber til. T hey hadasmall round
r.f crned beef for dinner, and, upon
hi chparturv.hu am t,with much hos
pitality, pressed l.im toaicrpt a slice
ol it. He accrpted it, returned home,
and pi ced it in m opf-a tool b-x in the
girden, he usual dcposhoiy for the
u der gdener's d'nner. Alx ut II
o'clock the parson went t lake the air
in Sis garden; he proceed, d with the
s e.u ity of an old pointer to the tuol
b ose, Bfd madi a dead set upn tVe
p ..)- i, . ' h ' I. (Laughter.) Ilr
wis not contented witn the tithe of it,
rr.c ro;gtit,pcihlidvc plcaiU'd
hci ip'imi. (Continued uiutucr. 1
Hut
he aw ep. it at one uitjte an J wholesale
kudus breeches pot kit. (The laugh
ur here was lnud and prolonged.) Out
of the do. tor's own lips I shall prove
tats ludicrous dispos tl of the beef
l i e poor rr. ni was earning an appetite,
which it seems breakfast could .. take
away from the pasor. The doctor
proceeded dir. city to his house he
dived at once sr.io the kit. hen: "fol
low me," said he, tothi astonished cook,
'follow tne to the lardet, and bring
the carving knife w ith you. (L igh
ter.) I he took followed with tremu
lous apprehension, the scullion retrea
ted in silent consternation. Arrived
at the kitchen, he ca t a look at a round
of beef which had already done duty
in the family, cut a me tsured slice from
it with much caution, performed the
like operation upon a loaf of bread,
and stalked away without uttering a
s) liable. "Lord bless us,", says the
cook, "how hungry my master is
brcakf st just over, he's ticking to the!
luncheon. Not for a luncheon, how
ever, was the beef intended ; all that
day and all that night it was the par
don's companion, and next morning the
cook rc eived a summons to' attend his
dressing room ; there spread out in
state, he showed her the slice he had
cut ff the round, and the beef he had
mai rcjvcred out ol the to-I bx so
cut to match, that you could scarcely
distinguish between them. " Won't
you swear," said the parson, "that
these two slices arc from the same
rouudf" "It's impossible that I can,"
siid the cook, " heel's beef all the world
over." 44 I can," said the parson ;
"there's a slice that came ff my round,
and I'll swear it did, because I found
it in the tool box." " Your round,"
said the rook. " was i,a!c ;n the lai der ;
the door wjs locked, and ti.e key was
in my pocket." I hi re was a reason
too which the doctor assigned for
claiming the beef, and which, as it h s
at least the merit of originality, I shall
mention. Indeed, he repeated it be
fore a jury. I know the beel to be
mine from its complexion ! Gentlemen,
perhaps, he might. I dare say thetc
was a lily whiteness about the iat, and
a modest suit nttre, aurora like redness
about the Iran, famdi.ir to the e)ts of
a doctor of divinity.
Gentlemen, the next appearance of
the cocjk was before a magistrate,
where she distinctly swore to the utter
impossibility of any access to the beef
without hrr knowlrdge, and she sol
emnly denied that sue h access was ev
er all" rded. The cook having failed,
the butler was resorted tr. The par
son produced to him the Mice from the
round, and asked him whether it was
not his property ? ' No,' said the butler.
4 God bliss me,' said the parson, 4 what
a fool you are not to sw ear to beef.'
He then produced the slice from the
tool box. 4 At all events. Joe, vou will
have no hesitation in swearing that this
and the other came from the Same
round:' 4 No, replied J-'c, I'd rarhcr
say they did not. beca.i,e the one is
much drier than the oihir.'
T he ld
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m.incmaini.in. wren ne soivcu ir.e
problem, and exclaimed ft.'rff, never
I I
nccie loreseemg ne was to ne rcmsiocr-;
td a tliitf ; he told at onre that he got
the beef horn his aunt at Camberwell,
but parson Vidls was tot to be satis -
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fi( d, i cr would he even m ke inquiry.
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tiiiti iut me in. mi vauic in im
work, and day afttr day the parson be
set him, tormenting him hourly with
the same questions ; at hrgth his pa
tirnce was quite exhausted, and Ik
yaici, as I atniulu,iu i!ic piencoCe c u,c
boiler, 4 sir, 1 told you the name c f ms
9 .
j ac.nt, and where she livid ; I'll answt r
ynu no rnore upon the j uhject ; I sm
rtady to prove my iunccence before
any tribunal in the world. In the
mean time, gentlemen, the !cf was
hourly affording to the parson another
opportunity of lecturing upe-n the mn
tability of human affairs j in other words,
it was getting musty ; despatch was ne
cessary. The parson sent it dwn,
with strict command that some of the
srrvants should dine on it. The but
lerrejccted it, as he was to he a wit
r.e"s ;che kitchen maid swore she'd not
m .kc her stomach a receiver of .s nlen
goods; and the unfortunate cook will
tell sou that she bolted it herself in or
der to prevc nt a icv lution in the sc id
lerv. (Laucht. r.)
Will you believe, gentltmtn, that
prc-ftlpoo tbese grounds, against the speak -
mg evidence ol the man a duly return!
to work, against the oaths of hi wn
servants, against common sense, ere!
y because he had a cold round in the ,
larUer this prop of the church, who
keeps hi lordly mansion, his equipage,
and his ret"uue, determined t prose
cute this i-rlpless peasant oa a clrirge!
of rubbery i a charge so laid ay to sub
j ct him t' transportaiion. Did you
ever, gentlemen, hear of such a case
as this i I remember to have heard of
one, and but one, which occurred in an
other country. Ft was ivt in Ireland,
gentlemen, though Mr. Gurney'a smil
ing would seem to say so. It happen
ed in America about fifty years ago.
Johnny Hook, gentlemen, was a High
lander. IT- lived in one of the... most
economic, I parts of Scotland, until he
arrived at years of discretion, when, of
course, he emigrated. (Laughter.)
lie arrived in America about the pe
riod of the revolution, having bruoght
with him from Scotland a little stout
bullo' k, whi' h I dare say he thought
an apt emblem of his countrymen.
(Laughter.) Patrioiiscn is S lid to be
a hungry quality, a cl unhappily for
Johnny lLok, the American army en
camped in the very fuld where hi bul
lock was grazing. The bullock was
8 on sacrificed to the appetiteSr of the
inv .ders ot the field, and the setting
son beheld but its last rib in existence.
At the conclusion of the war. Johnny
set off from the farm, and brought his
action agiinst the American commis
sary general for the price of his bul
lock. The defence was conducted by
the inspired peasant, Patrick Henry
a name immortal in America, and
which should never die wherever tal
ent and genius are hdd in estimation.
He touched the chords of the jurors'
hearts, and when he had pictured he
fore them the perils and privations
which the American army had under
gone, the achievements and victories
they had obtained, he exclaimed with
a leeling which soon became conta
gious4 But Mho is this man who dis
turbs a nation's devotion, and at the
vc ry moment when thry are with up
lifted arms returning thai ks to ihe God
of battles, exclaimed. be( f, beef, beef!"
In America the nme of Jchnnv Ilouk
will never die. (lenius has touched it,
and made it immortal tut hat vr Jchn
nv Hook w hen rontr'Nted whh p rn 'i
all? ..s a candle to the sun. Fror.i t he
moment that the pal son flam ed hi keen,
worldly tithc-rlivf eriiin eye into the poor
man's box, his very imjuiutiort appears
to have become hossified. I hmuhnut
hll creation he could see r.n'hing but beef!
I histouuded world, with ul) its rich sa
rieties, was in his mind nothing buta
round of bet f: his roses and his lilio be
came transformed into htillo ks. not a text
could he think of excrp, the fleih pois of
I-HS p - Beef became to him what le was
to Bonifac e. hi ciier end his dream, his
tjarnicnt and his pillow in short, whether
the parson was eaiiiiR or thinking, dream-
in;or preachini;, it was all the iattir-he
SJW nothing, said not hinj;, thought of no-
tbinct, but beef, beef, beef ! The disease,
innorcnt at firt, became at last malignant
it excited all hN sympathie , nl he
asowru bv bis holv hatred nf perse cuii"n
re-." i ir
In- hi nvi rhin in rhiiril v urn for
V; W " I r i r.
i Ul J J L ""liT II 13 l'iI'M I t It C II f t I -i U
i" m. s"1
nave e"'" round to bid deh mce to
the hole common council after - TaM Ly.
,J',e rmnd WM V,ctnT j'" mttrs tw W,"'V
i The fit wa q lute and the lean w w rrnUv.
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Aiii! tbrn hi. tnnun itm .'iiji:c;r hni.t
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II II HII1I1U1 IIW ' 11 II JKL U I .dill I' 111
the miscie nt I'll make it a city business
I'll have the mmistir tried iit Hick's
Hall I'll retain a juc!i;e U. piost ciile him
the drpi'iy recorder shall prosecute
j-,;-, ;; 2 further, thr re! vf iirr-
men shsll be on the bench, and lie shan't
have even a ch.incc. lor I'll have him in
dicted five minutes befo e winner the ras
cal shall become a Pythagorean, und take
a distaste to the st oir animal creation
l Laughter) even in Botany Bay he won't
h,ie the hardihood to l(Mk a bullock in
he face." (Continued laughter.)
So far this may appear a jest, and as such
io far you see I have not been unwilling to
Heat ir. But whit will you say when I
trll you that he actually pin it into prac
dee ? What will you say when I tell you
that he took three whole daysto deliberate,
..nd then, though the poor man returned
:o his yrnrchn tu his daih work as usual,
actually had him arrested on a charge of
felony I yes! when the poor peasant with
all tl.c boldness natural to innocence, duy
nfirrday presented himself before him
when he wasbenoinn in toil over the slug-
yiib soil of hs more insensible propiie
tar, be had him ai rested on a cnatge
oi
j
robbery 1 And who did this a titan of
wealth--'a man of God I the very" Dives"
of the bi!)le, "faiinj sumptuoutJy every
day," and grudging to poverty even the
crumb' from bis table ! Who was the ma
ijistrate before whom he brought htm ? A
serjeant-at-law Lh ov a father-in-law 1
the raii-in law accuse J nnd the father-in-law
roinniiitKil him : und. indeed, thev
were ric;ht not to let the idoi y of the I
achievement go out of the family. Ima
(;tne, gen lemen, yon behold the 'specta
cle the parson swearing to the complex
ion of the penny worth the butler endea
voring to coax him into reasonthe cook
maintaining the inviolability of the larder
the sergeant tlircateninc; to bundle her
out ol the office, until ut labt, anud t.'e Ba
bel of the mutest, and the alten; ite aii
ctndancy of beef!" " Church 1" New
Rate 1" and " Botany Bay I" be was con
fined to five hours imprisonment by these
twin ornaments of law and divinity.
j At length his friends heard of his situa
tion he was then necessarily admitted to
' bail, nd bound over to meet his charitable
"pastor and mister" at the sessions. Let
us pause here, gentlemen, and reflect on
the situation of my client during the inter
val . fumed out of service on a charge of
robbery that robbery the robbery of his
own master unable to net employment
under the doubt obliged to spend the laM
shilling of his Kttlc savings, amounting to
; twenty pounds, in preparations for his lie
, fence with many weeks before his inno
cence could be vindicated, and with the
certainty, that even in case of an acquit
tal, the fact of bis having been tried would
cling to him for ever wcih these sufTer
ines of a poor man and an innocent man,
j and then say what a r'rh in m and a yuil
j ty man should pay for thei infliction The
i interval, however, m'rH.t have had i's val
ueit misfit have awakened in the pros
ecutor some compunction of humanity
j did it do sa.J no, for four weeks did he
j brood over the serpent e; of his niali,;
fi'uy ; fo" four weeks, i:i.;ht after ni.ht, eiid
be lay his head upon bis pilh', afte r pray
1 in to the Almighty if such men ever
pray) to be forgiven on the tc iois el l.ii
own forgiveness 1 I will suppose for ti mo
ment the worst against mv client I wiil
suppose that this charge uiiht have bee n
I true, and th?t the poor man, goaded by
hunger, und tempted bv opportunity, had
I taken the rich man's beef,' vJuc one pen
I ny' oujjht he not, as a minister of die
"gospel, to have forgotten and forgiven it
ouht be not, as a man, to have thank
ed the Power that placed him above tcrnp
j tation, and dropped a tear for the unfurtu
j natc ! But w hen it was fahe, false on the
i face of it adopted upon grounds which
' even a drivelling idiot would have dis
countenanced, and stubbornly perscrvercd
in ag.iinst the combined oaths af every
one consulted, in what terms shall we ex
press our disgust and indignation ?
At length the long expected sessions
came at ten, to a moment, the p irson
was in attendance day afitr day he
i.-iised not a minute and at least half
their period, up n the steps of the
; prison house was this sleek emblem of
'orthodoxy to he seen, elbowing the
thieves and convicts as thev passed,
and piously preparing to add an inno
tcnt man to their number. He vv is
saved all the trouble in procuring ros
attend ence he surrendered himsell
at once, v t attended merely by Ins
hail, but by the indignant crowds who
had known him from his infinc y, and
who pressed forward to ;.tUst ti.e in
dustrious honesty i f his life. Tf e
cause was called on, and without com
punction did this reverend clergyman,
upon no other grounds exept those 1
have stated, depose to a ch .rgc of fel
ony against my client ! His w ealth
his rank his character his sacred
station all were thrown into the scale
against the poor man. What matter
ed it that he had risen to industry with
the morning sun, and tint its brightest
noon could not reveal a speekupon
his character ? What mattered it that
he had smoothed the sorrow s of a pa
rent's age ! There stood a minister
c-f the gospel a man w hose functions
pi teed him above suspicion there he
stood, with the very book in his hand
from which he should preach the for-
v -r..., of inii.rie. Iiuiiuiicr on mv
client the brand of an ungrateful felo
ny ! Awful to the poor man wasth.it
moment: his country, his liberty, his
character, (the poor man's only wealth)
Kt hazard, the little world in which 1 c
lived all were the witnesses of h.s
shame and degradation. If he were
convicted, the utmost penalty of the
law must hate fallen on him. and fall
en justly, because to the civil crime
breach of trust was added ; even on an
acquittal, pains and penalties must
have followed the expenses he was
put to ! a fearful issue ! but what did
it signify to this follower of the apos
tles i The poor man might have rot
ted in a dungeon ; but he had a splen
did palace in w hich to riot. The mat
might have tossed ' upon his bed
sraw ; hut he had his silken rRt opt
and his bed of down. The poor tnau
might hav? traversed the returnless'
ocean ; but he had the luxuries of life
around him : the hoarded coflerand.
the groaning board to some souls, the
poet tells, afford ample compensa
tion for the scorn of mankind.
Gentlemen, do I use strong language;
I am not ashamed to do so in this ras.
cully transaction. I mean not to use
measured language. .Though when I
meet a minister of the gospel with the
p iU nt of bis election stamped upon his
life humble amid the homage which
his me rits gain him poor like the
dyi.ig Tendon from his charities pi
ous, not in his preaching, but in his
acts a link, as it were, betwe en the
earth which he instructs, and the heav
en to which he leads, teachii. the hap
piness of the one and typifying ihe
purity of the other though I can ad
l.iire such men even in my inmost
heart, yet I will not extend my rever
ence to that vermin sanctity w hich bur
rows its way under the foundation of
the temple, and eats the bread of tho
shrine it has endangered. Gentlemen,
I need scarcely tell you the result ot
the prosecution. The prosecutor
swore, as might have been expected,
to the identity of the beef to the
identity of the bread and after estuh
lishing his full claim to the pennyworth,
he called up his household to corrobo
rate him. One of then has been
turned out of his srrvii.e since, th:
other has a second opportunity to-dav.
What they swore then, 1 take it for
granted they will swear now; and if
they do, I defy any man of conscience
to say that this nun hid probable,
grounds for his prosecution, recollcc:
ing as you will that all was commuri
cated to him before the sessions, nay,
bef .re the arrest. What was the rc
s ilt The jury rose indignantly, inter
prying between the accused and the
noitiiicatijU c.f a defence he was '.
ence acquitted.
Parson VbUs dc-pancd happy, I
would have si-pposed, in the fssapec
i-iiiocencr, if hs? had sin? offered the
sli-htrst compensation if be md rtu
te ndered the '-rpe nses to svhiih his ca
price had put my client. ; but he has
not done so ; he chooses again to col: :
before the public, again to meet, I
trust, the merited rebuke of an honor
able jury. The only point in whi:h
such a man can be made to feel is his
purse, and I hope it will at last be open
ed to the claims of the poor. The trial
over, my client and his prosecutor both
departed, the one to his lordly mansion,
the other to his home of desolation
the one exel timing, popuhis n-sibUot,
the other ruminating on ail the wmcs tc
which poverty is subject, and the wick
edness which m.,y thrive even uad;r
a consecrated garment.
The day of retribution, however, is
at last arrived ; and at your honr.:
ha'ids I confidently claim it. I claim
it, not merely for expenses incurred ;
fur character involved; for oppression
exercised; but I dtim it in addition,
fnr the acjony of mind w hich the plain
tiff must have suffered when he saw
himself attainted before the world as
a felon. But if I anted an aggrava
tion in this c.-.L', do 1 no: find it in the
stiticn cf the defendant- in that edu
cation which should have meliorated
his heart ; in that wealth of which, as
a clergyman, he was but the almoner
of heaven ; in that sacred office which
should have prcrsed on him the as
sumption of benevolence? What would
the world say, and naturally s iy, w hen
they saw such a prosecutor ? Would
they not say, that glaring indeed misl
have been the guilt which forced him
to depose it. Would they Lelievc that
it was assumed upon grounds too ri
diculous for credulity ; grasped, at fir-t,
with a disgraceful promptitude, and
afterwards pursued with as disgrace
ful a perseverance ; got up by a kind
of family arrangement ; dragged. be
fore the public aja'mst all evidence;
against the daily return ot the accused
to work ; ag .Inst the impossibility of
access ; against the dissimilarity of the
article; ag.inst th unanimous usti
mony of every witness who was. ex
amined. Gentlemen of the jury, I
shall lrave this case to you ; if you
hink that innocence should be accused
character involved expense accu
mulated imprisonment endured, and
'elony imputed upon grounds like
the se dismiss my client : but if you
oold probity in respect, though clothed
n rags, and oppression in botror, tho'
it be robed in lawn I call on you to
i y bo by your conscientious verdict.
The jury instantly returned a ver
dict for the plaintiff ; damages fifty
ounds,
.Wtit dtt un i.rlion wAtVA bmii atv rrrimn ;V
jiut Aini.Ve.