It it taa h (o l)f m from Us h.cli, hot-ever S4 f ol U themselves t ' armbUncs f inequality, vblcti ' no fftoMt U tha bri of ih c'.tUtn, sad vtikb U1 ! eaJrd with little rtaort. Tt vWlam of WfUUtlua U ffc;HjfMpenlBjrirm Wart on eontclenoa, Jh, CkwUng, IHUHBUiIY, UOWAN COUNTY, N. C. MONDAY, AlMtIL 25, 1831. tm -'- ' ...... .,.... n4ll .u w F "' ........ .-- ,M ....r. - I" . - KArtT OAW OK LOttl) BYUOnT .-,t-urt, : TiV xup.olv heltn.'had JjTpTI rrTiVThlllTpTmii constant--$ty and suffering opjratel powerfully on his mind, already a prey to mel. ancholy apprehensions and disappoint tnent, incre a"! bvr disgust. Outin uilly h Minted bv a dread of epilepsy or palsy complaints wt huiiiitiaiiftg H huran pride he fell in tht lowest listeof hvpch -ndriasis, and ven-ed his sorrow in hng iage which, th.u;fh .aometimes suMimr; wii .it others t wrvih and cipnei'M as that f an unruly q iarrrl me child. When t- returned to htmsvlf' l.owevcr he would r ' v. us 4 nor t' take ihe in disposed n I 'ck!v fi f r the s u ,d mm.' Riding wis" -he only 'occupa. t).,0 thtt procured him .nv relief; and even thu was hut tto nrnt ry." Mr. rnlv r;d Mr. Mi'.lf.igrn c'all l on Lo'd Hvi'" ' he evt-iinj? "We fid htm'tvtnTrT-TTrTTTn7 plaining of a nliSt iVvrr, and A p .i 1 in the irticulaU" i. H- w ;t fuat mam kr m.Mr wjr. ir-i' it tii-iij.u he became pe n.ve, a .u r, rem ,,m- ingsome few m.nir.-i in s.lmcr, a )U u.i-r rem in said that dunni? i;e oir u4y ic -t o reflected a great d ii on a pri diction which had been md? To him hen hov, bv a famed fortune teller in Scot land. Hi motnrr, ho firmly believ. red in necromancy ntl aitr tent for this peno'i, ad irsirel him to inform htr wh-i would hc tfic fu ture desriny of her a.. Having ex nmined attentively the pahi of hi hand, the rrun locked t him f; r 4 while, stedfastlv, and the.) w t 1 a sol emn voice exclaimed Mi-ire of your thirty-seventh yeai, my Lord ue Wire.' . t : .:: . To say the truth, mtw-red hi lordship, I find it equally difficult t to know what to belirve in this world .-M4-whatriwt.;io..beUe.ve....Th,:rr.Te as maay plausTMe reasons lor indu ciog me to die a b7goff jitbxre have beep to make me hitherto live a free- my belief in lucky and u dutv days : but no considerntion can now induce me to undertake any thin; either on Fridiy or a Saturday. I am posi tive it wottld terminUf unl rtunate ly. Every one of mv misfortune, and, God knows, I n-ave had mv tharr have happeat-4 to me. ooixae oi thusu days. Y -u wi" liJicule alt' belief In incoporeal heings Withou- in itan.iug to you the meo of profound gen us who have knoledrd their inte, 1 c ut i givc you tie details of my friend Snelly's conversations win his familiar, did hr not apprise e tnat ne hieeo ioH" r--d bv that fcmiliar that would end his life bv 4rimiT i.nd did I aot. a short lime - s . . ifter, perfortn m the sea he.ich his TW next morning, (17th) xht Weediog wa repe .Ml, lor although he rheumatic sy mtoms had completely .disappeared, the. cerebral ones were hourly increasing, and this continuing U diyVwTopcned "tK? veitV," Tor'the tVird time, in the afternoon. Cold constantly kep' on th- hea.1, blisters were also propos d. W e i on the point f applying them Lord Byron asked mc Whether it would answer the same purpose to apply b tn on the same leg. Guessing the motive that led Vim to ask this question. I tpld him I would place them above trie knees, on the inside of hta thighs. 'D so,' said he 1 for as long as I live, I will not allow fty 6ne WHer mMamr foot.' -" Here I may be perm'uied,-to ob serve, that it must have been the lot f every medical man to observe how frequently the fear of death produces ttland Host iipWom ; patient who persuadea himself that he must diej is mistaken. The prediction or the Scotch fortune teller was ever present . - alt piii dritriyed that moral energy, wliuh it o aicful to keep up the pa. tier.t in dogerou complaint. Did I not tell you (iid he repeatedly to inc) t.iai I h 'uli die at thirty aeven I I vm a tittle urpned t har him aik me on the Mth, wheter I could n;t dihiw lh' favor ofiq tiring in the own for a-iy vervold and uglv witch i I t'irncd hi quetioo in derVin,iVre"pe:tTftl nf "itVa Icrluliratf 'Xevcr Sind'ihTtfej; J a.o upfuuui-or iu f lul l-ajr,U eofeit of va to bring me the movj Cflcbrartd one the'e i, in order thai nriv examine whether th't luJde'i l of my healt'i doe rt"t depend 01 the evd eve. She may elcic torne men t dinolve ths pcll.' R. iO- mg th- necitv of indulging a p .ticnt in hi harrul-i caprice i oon procu red one, who aowered exactly tn hi deciptioi 1 but the following day, veeing that he did oot mention the sub jrc', I avoided recalling it to his me inrv. Two th iughtt eonitantly occupied hu m ad, Ad and Clrcece were the name hr Iriuclly rfpeated. . The bro ken c nnpl.iiui he uttered, Umn ing 1 1 die a stringer to the tolr daughter of hii aflVciion, 00V only from her emhrare, hut p?r ap, the object of UicJijrxdJC-LhouKlLhalbcci-arc. fully i'til!cd int i her trnderrt infn cv, showed how exquisitely h s parrn .al.fecliogi ..wereXwite.d by these a,d c:msidcr4iions. The el.rv of dying . Cfcet, -IHj (or Greece,, was- th n,v ,nrrne h. ed,i Hy to fr relief, and which would dry up the tears he ahundandv hed, when prcoo jncing Ada's name. In the agony of death tVjat diea Iful hour when leaving 'he confines r-f life, the soul is laim. hed iivo t-ternity his p.ming lo.,k, his Usi adieu. w. to (Ireece and Ada. wit present, when, aicer the fiiit nn tispasniodii: mixture, he spoke jo F'et-j cher for the last time, recommending him to call on Sis siier, on Idv Uvr-m and his daughter, and deliver to each the meage he had delivered rnhim before. Hi feelings, and the ( loads t f death, which were last obscu ring hi intellect, did not allow him U continue : , Yoa kn iw. hat you must say to Ad i t have already t-td it to vou v'.i know it, do von not On hearing-Fletcher's, affirmative, he replied,- Th.tfs riglit !' u Oo the lath, -he addressed me, saving, 4 Your efforts to preset ve my tie will be. vaia-D'te L muttj I feel it. Its loss I do not lament for to terminite my wearisome existence I came to Greece. My wealth, my a bilities, I devoted to her cause. Well, the--e is my life to her. One request let me mike to you. Let not my body he ha;ked -r sent to Knglaod. Here let my bones monMer. Liy n.e in the first corner, without pomp of non sense. ' CIIlUCTEROF DH JOHNSON, a siirtuKu ii am stwut. He is a being of all otherj ever knew the most heterogeneously con trasted at once the m st liberal, and thr most ungt rw.rousf theJ most dark, and the mos: enligdened the most 'compassionate, and the moet mrrci- I less j the most rfcnrWy, and the lest lSinCCie; the Desi Wlipcrea anu me most acrimonious ; me mom sooining, and toe most aOasicc of mauk nd. I knew him well. He was a na tive of Litrhfield 1 his parents were e x tre in el y poof, " My m thers fa the r , a clergyman, and eminent schoolmas-t-rt gave him his educatloa without in the mist distant idea of ever receiv ing a f irthing on his account, and took pains with him, as the son of the weal thiest gendeman. He comes down fir a mooth every two years, trie guest of his daughter in law, ao old friend of ours. Dr. J. may be called the most liberal of men, because he has open- haoded bounty to all who neeu 11, ana h.s been known to divide h's- last gnine -with -the-dUtressed irhett. all he ponc.ifl arncJ (fom dy i day by 1iis writings. Ungenerous-?-because he has "00 mercy on reputation of anv sort, and sickens with envy on every literary fame, at his Lives of the Poets evince. The most ar for hit higoiry and superstition are nast credibility 1 they are milign and violent. The moit enlightened' since his prodigoui genius and im mense knowledge can throw lustre even on the glum of his own mali nance. Compamonaictettuit be will weep for the uufortunate, provid ed their miseries arise either from sickness or .poverty, and be wilt exert himself to relieve them. Mercilcti tor that he ciulis over the anguish and despair of every person, whose P iLHtJtSkl? Wl prlnciplciiia v ieBr 1 difkrent to h owo. Friendfo be aiMi b4vUi kiudlv comwirte, nd serve with activity, those who seek h i good 0 IB e 1 . To e least lincere because he delights to sneer at and render contemptible th'e very peo ple whose society he seeks, whom he caresies with tenderness, nd whose interest he promotes. Sooiiiniot no man's manners are more affection ate, as long as implicit assent is giveo to his declamatioos. Jlbutlte.-"ht' cause from the initant that the stigh est opposition is made 10 his opinions he exalts his voire into slander and 1 1) (' ttalk nonsense- no, Si', (or mad am,) it is flse and if ou think so, v-nt think like a fool.'becomei the langDgr he uses, and with which he interlards his imperious dogmas j while to the pliability of yielding fear, and unletfr-.-d simplicity, he is ever c'isy, cheerful., kind, and indulgent. Grateful-" because he dedicates his time, and exerts hi ( fhcei, even to them ost 1 11 pi J peop I v Jmwhom, or whose families,' he has reo ived kiudaeia. in the days of his . youth. Unnr'iteful because he would as soi. expose the failings of his liberal benefactors, a those of the most in different person ; magnify them into faults, and lavish on them all the epithets of block-head, f jol, and ras cal. I heard him pro ounce Rcattie's j j charming Minstrel a dull, heavy, un mieresting fragment, whose 2nd book he co dd never prevail on himself to read.' Mason's English Garden he cdls 'a very rtmerable piece of insig r.ifj' a.-ce.' I)r. Haylcy styles him the noble levi -than of criticism,-who lashes the troubled wa era iuto a sublime, but mischievous, storm of turbulence and mud 1 i allows hat, with all his mighty powers, he is averyodd fishithemgh he sys he reverences him as the lord of hi element.-and is welcome to tear hTs poems as thc tlon tears' the kid. Fr im the publication of . the Lives of tne Poets, I due tne downfaU of Jim wetic- tute in ":iWf" iingd jm i tne splendour of J's titenry fame-and f hi ifnis fatuu returning, co-operating with natural envy of ihe ignorant, or rather half-learned, will enlist a numerous armv under his banners 1 overnowennc. ov tneir numocrs anu .1 L I bv their eloquence, the generous few who have luster perceptions of exceU tnce who dare thiak for them selves. j 1 From the German ofLeaiinf. It is unnecessary to dwell on the general merits of this distinguished German writer, the philosophy of whose criticisms is distinguished by the rare quality in a critic, of the power r.f illustration from his own sources of invention. The characteristic turn of Leasing, as a fabulist, combines simplicity with an archness that not (infrequently assumes the poi'ntedness of epieram ; 'and when this archness predominate, the " result js exceed ingly neat and lively, as for exam ple : THR su;k wuLr."- -The wolf being atihe point of death, cint a retrospective glance on his past hfc. M am certainly a sinner,' he plaintively observed, Mjut I trust, not . . . . I much e-od. 1 remember that once O .... . r when a lamb, which had strayed from the flock, came s near trie, might have devoured it with the greatest ease t..IibrbQre.tadda BO..AbQuCtbe same time I listened to the abuse of fan angry sheep with the most edifying indifference, although no watch dog was to be feared. To all this I can bear witness, said the fox, who was assisting his ghostly preparations j recollect all the particulars. It was just the time you suffered so much C.n.. Vm hrrnm in irnur tKrftSt' "'" one of the. greatest. 1 have douhtless pisnop wss masing m iuur . committed evil ; but I have also donert iocese. The weather being extreme- IIUUI.IUV UVHV IV v -7 THE BULL AND THE CALF. A strong bull, in forcing itsel through the stable door, split the post with his horns. 'Look, shepherd 11 cried a calf, ' such mischief U nevtf done by me.' It weuld be very plea sant to me, were it to your power, re turned the shepherd. How much does the language of this calf resemble.that of Jnconsidera 1U per tors j hrr irfth C m tele ktoci pable of arts svhice ihey condemn ie others Ueaiiag ut as-it wrr gaiost men f superior strength, skill and usefulness. THE THORN. ' Tell rot, said the willow to the thorn, why you are so covetous of the clothing of these who pass by you of whst use can they be to you V None whatever,' answered the thorn 1' I have no desire to deprive the passengers of their raiment, I only wish 10 tear it.' MINERVA. Leave them alone, my friend, those mean and spiteful enemies of your ia- creasing fame ! Why seek to immor tslize names which otherwise sire doomed to oblivion (' In the foolish war which the giants waged with the gods, the former op posed to Minerva a hideous dragoo, which the goddess .seized, and - with her potent arm hurled against the firmament. There it shines still and thus whst.had been, considered . the re ward of lofty deeds, became the puo- isbment ai aa evil-x)oe. - THE NIGHTINGALE AND THt LARK. What should we sav to the poets who take flights beyond the compre hension of their readers I Nothing but what the nightingsle said one day to the lark. Do you soar so very high, my friend, in order that you may not be heard V How to raise the wind.X fellow iih more wit than wardrobe, recently took lodgings tt a tavern in this city, and rrmaioed there some time with- a a out remunerating mine nost lor nis Koodtv fare. .The landlord dunned; him untillhe was tired of dunning, j but no money was forth coming, and ' he wis at "length compelled to selie j the gentleman's pantaloons while hej layiu bed. The fellow, thus fixed, had to puthU Ibrains to... work, to hit upon a plan of getting out td the di lemma. About dusk in the evening he ordered ahackTaod wrapping him self in his cloak, ordeced the driver to take him to -'s, a reipectaljiTr hotel in this city. Enveloped in his cloak, sans cutotleh stepped boldly up to the bar and ordered a room, lie was shewn to one, possessing ev ery comfort a -gentleman could wish. In the morning he rang for the servant and reqiirstcdan interview with the laodlord. The landlord came "Sir, said the gentleman incog." I am in a very disageesble situation 1 came here last oight before my trunks f and I have t much respect - tor the credit of vour establishment, that 1 regret extremely having to inform you that this room was entered last night while I was asleep and I robbed of my pantaloons, in the right hand pocket of which were 835. I am extremely sorry, but unless you remunerate me 1 11 1 a 1 ' for my losses, 1 shall ie oougeu 10 make the matter public." The Jand- lord seeing that the reputation of his house .was at stake, ..and.. atthe. same rims believtng-thathe had to deal With a gentleraanj immediately ordered his generous lodger a new pair vf mion tonos, and agreed to pay him thirty- five dollars. 'Hal, raper. Himself Jt Host. An English 1 a tL I . ah t a 1 a l My sultry, ray w o oesccnaea irons 1 1 l..A. k m ff ill B in k his carnage to enjov tbe cool air in a wood by the side of the road. A cu rate, sorrily mounted, passed by him going. To Farmham," answered the the poor curate, "ia mat case, sir, replied the other, in a tone as if he would be condescending, I beg you rn et at the first inn. and order a c?od dinner to be provided for me. "Will vour erace dine alone TUaid, the curate, who possibly expectrjLari invitation. '6ertainly; sir" The poor curate was man of silt nd fond of si jbke 1 he fdt his delicsct wounded br the nature of the mission with which he was intruded, st,j to rcveogt himself, he desired the iankecper to prepsre a dinner ol threetoursei',' and an elegant desert for ttfve distin guished membera of the tStrpy. witli the bishop st their head. Xhs.prtlajsuo.Jbii MiiUl wt-not-a little astonished by so many prepar- stions;. but what was his turpriso when 1ic saw-the-will of faretirhii'- been ordered. He rang the Vll and ordered up the host, whom aa aa. dressed in sn angry mood. "How - could you suppose thst one pcra can hsvenecdof such an abundatte of provisions X "My Lord, your uet. seoeer annouced twelve persons Una at least j the bishop' of G "That is myself. !The deaoofy. isbury. " "! am the dean." fth prebendary of Winchester. 4I amV slso.,, "The vicar of r." m is I." "The head of the coUegesf, -. "Btdl that is myself The ,H "Stop, stop, 1 knot all Ihe rest of the ucii. Tou mi) go. Aneedote.K msjor of Militia, aome-- where in Peunsylvanis, who bad re ceotly been elected, and who was not overburdened with braios, took it into his head, on the morning of parade, to --go out sna exercise m nine uy Dim elf.'' TheJMe Id selected., for this purpose was his own stoop. Placing himself in military attitude, wiria word drawo, he exclaimed. Atten tion the whole ! Rear rank, three pa ces back !'' He immediately retreated " three steps, and tumbled down cellar ! His wife, heariog the noise he oc casioned in falling, came running our, and asked, " My dear, have you kill- , -. , ed younelf ln yQo into the houso woman, ssid the major, M what do you knew about war t A Mr. McGlue announces a sepa rstibn from his spouse. We should ; sopppse hosband; so tenaCiout of "j . his rights as this adhesive name woulct. iodicstc,WDuld Mick ... closeitohii partner. : r .The'three Wgnders" of TV'omen.'AttZI!.' fifteen they wonder-who they shall take-r-at- twenty - fcve , they -wonderrrir: whom they shall get f and at thirty " five Ihey wonder Whd will UU tHcin l "'" A Tailor's Reawnt.k Irishman went to sn English tsylor, and asked" how much cloth wss necesssrv for m suit of clothes. He replied twelve r yards. Astonished at the quantiry, , he went to another, who said $ even , would be quite sufficient. His rage 4 was now kindled against the first tai- ' tor, to whom he said "How did yota "4 dare, sir, ask twelve yards of broad : cloth to make me what your neigiibour r '. says he can do for seven V" tM$Zyf sir," replied the man, M my neighbour cao easily do it, he has but three chiU. . dren to clothe, and I have six." Giving the Devil his due. Swift s preached ao assise sermon, and in the ' course of it was severe upan the law vers for pleading against their con sciences; After dinner a young coun- sel ssid some severe things upon tho clergyj swd did doumwCT devil to die, a parson might be found to preach his funeral sermon. Ves said flwift. ' I would, snd would givrt ihe devil his due, as I did his children, this morning. A Plain Ansme to a Plain Quest tion.k few years ago a couple went .... LJ .... to unurcn 1000 marneu. , y nen,,ia 1 r.L-- ' t ! . tne course 01 ma marriage, tne minis ter asked the bridegroom, in the usual form, Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded ijwifej',vhe cpollf. answered, " To be sure I willj rot come on purpose. i ' , The Kings Evil. student nf ' medicine from Boston, while attend ing lecturer in London, observed that ' the kings' evil bad , been but little, j known in the S. States rfinco the Ret), olutfom " . Xb Lord Byrcnj t and, like aa insidious

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