VOL IX. THIRD SERIES
SALISBURY. If. : v.; OCTOBER 17, 1878.-
HO 52
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THE SCHOOL BOY,
Ve bought him a box for bis books and
things',
And cricket bag for bw bat;
Vnd he looked the brightest and best of
-kings, . .
Under bis new straw bat
We handed him into the railway train
With a troop of bis young compeers, .
And we made as though it were dust and
Were tilling our eyes with tears.
We lookedln his innocent face to see
The sigu of a sorrowful heart ;
But he only shouldered his hat with glee
And wandered when they would star.
Twas not that be loved not as heretofore,
For the child was loyal and true ;
And the parents love the love that is old,
And tbechildren the loye that.! new.
And we came to know that love is a flower
Which only growcth down;
And we scarcely spoke for the space of an
hour,
As we drove back through the town.
THEIIOiaiORS OF THE EPIDEMIC.
from tht Nempkii Appeal
The brutality, barbarism and indiffer
euce developed by this epidemic standout
iu marked contrast with the heroism
which has cost us so many lives. Scarce
ly a day passes that the community, bow
ed in sorrow for so many weeks, is not
chained by one or other of these hideons
phases of iuhumanity. As if it was not
. enough Unit the experiences of the times
develop cases of total neglect, which are
brought to light wheu the sufferers are
jast hope and beyond the reaclMif human
aid, we have creatures in the semblance
of man who, terrorized out of all reason,
. Burrender themselves to demoniacal pas
sions and express their fears iu acts that
are a disgrace lo our race aud blood. The
story which we copy from the Jackson
Tribune and Sun to-day, is a case of this
sort, aud perhaps one of the .worst that
has come under our notice :
A little boy, convalescent, sent to Milan;-from
Grand Juiictiou by his father,
that he migth breache a purer atmosphere
aud be out of the way of the horrible
bight which an epidemic develops, took
possessiou of a log cabin where; during
the night, he was beset by a party of
fiends who, by firing upon the lonely lit
tle chap, compelled Jiim to evacuate and
- take to the woods, on the coldent night of
tlieseasou. Anything more brutal thau
this has not ceme' under our notice. Then
there was the case of the fcver-stricken
man in the railroad car which was un
coupItHllind left on a side-track near the
National cemetery, where, but for the
ministration of a brave friend and timely
aiwistauce from Memphis, he would have
died, as the poor fellow did who, left iu a
.box car near Steveuson, was beset by a
cowardly mob, possessed of only one idea,
that of self-preservation. Then we had
the cases of the negro men poor fellows,
driven forth by a few inhuman persons,
some of whom have since died with the
fever they thus inhumanly sought to fight
oft'. The three victims of their cowardice
died miserably by the wayside, giving ev
idence by the contortions of their bodies
Unft they passedaway in nameless ago
nies. Horrible to think of ; such an inci
dent six weeks ago would have been
scouted as impossible by the very persons
who participated in it. Then there is the
case- of a poor negro woman who, dying of
the fever, was rolled in a blanketand un
ceremoniously dumped into a hog-hole by
her terror-stricken husband aud kiufolks.
Had enough that those who died within
- the limits so well served by the Howard
Association and Citizens Relief Commit-tee-should
some days ago, on account of
the waut of laborers and coffins, have had
to lie for two and three days, poisoning
the air with a nameless stench aud send
ing forth couutless billions of spores to
feed oh the vitals of the faithful few who
havedoue such noble service in battling
with the scourge. Had enough that these
horrors should exist to appal the living,
and help to increase the awful mortality,
but when to them we add the wanton in
humanity of stoning and shooting at a de
fenceless boy of only, ten years, driving
helpless fever-stricken patienU from the
only shelter they have, aud shaming our
common humanity by leaving bodies in
hog-holes, Xood for tlie bogs, we are over
come with shame for a, brave people who,
after enduring air the t rials of a great war,
and attesting both their moral and phys
ical courage, should have their fair es
cutcheon soiled by abrutalisni without
parallel. We have already referred to the
cases-alas! too many where fathers
have deserted their families, and have
called attention to the callous neglect of
each other by near relatives, who before
the. epidemic came to test the strength and
sincerity of their affections would have
- cojned the possibility of conduct that has
secured some few a longer lease of life at
the cost of a desertion that hastened the
death of others. Only a few days ago we
r saw a little child of perhaps three years
that had been surrendered to the keeping
of one of our nobhf volunteer doctors by
. amother wba now fills a nameless rave
iu Potter's field. She was an outcast, bad
thrown herself away because abandoned
by her husband, and finding herself fast
sinking from the combined effects of the
' 4 tnost loathsome of diseases and the yellow
fever, gave her child to her physician,
that it might find the borne and care the
cowardly father had denied to her. aud it..
How1, shocking to every sense. . Hearing
such things, one wonders if our civiliza
tion is really a failure, and we are going
back to the days of the London plague,
when all the bonds of aocietwere loosen
ed, and besides the disease, which carried
away so many thousauds, the people of
the great capital were the prey of an epi
demic of moral cowardice. Were it not
for the thousands of cases of heroism, al
most olivine jn iheir self-sacrifice, which
we witness every : day, such aconclusion
would be irresistible. Another case, and
we close for' the ' present. Mr. Ben K.
Pullen, an old and honored citizen, who
is held in the' highest esteem as an up
right, honorable man. on Monday , last
went out to "Elm wood cemetery, loveliest
of the cities of the dead to perform the
sad duty of burying his wife, who had
died of the fever. It was late, past 5
o'clock in the evening, when the carriage
and the Irearse arrived at -the cemetery.
There was still three-quarters of an hour
to pass defore the hour arrived, when fu
neral parties are refused admittance and
the laborers suspend work. The man in
charge of the cemetery- namedFliun or
Edwards, it is not known which came to
the spot where the grave was to be dug,
with a party of negroes, whom he Inform
ed that they would not receive any extra
pay for work done after six o'clock, thus
trying to prevent them from the work
they were there to perform. The negroes,
more humane than he, and indignant at
such an exhibition of brutality before the
husband and children standing beside all
that remained to tbera of a good wife and
mother, replied that sometimes they
worked for friendship. They dug the
grave, lowered the casket and had cover
ed it out of sight, having almost complet
ed their work, when the same "coldblood
ed creature, in the hearing of the mourn
ing family, and almost in their faces, said:
"You have worked after six o'clock, and
you shall receive uo pay for it. Hereaf
ter no work shall be done after that hour,
no matter how many d d carcases are
brought here." Powerless to resent an
outrage so gross, the father and children
passed out and' on to their homes, their
grief intensified by an insult that all men
must share uutil it is punished as it should
be. What a contrast is this td -the" offer
ings of life itself by gentle women and
bfave men, who come from far. distant
States and cities to nurse our sick and try
to rescue from the very jaws of death our
sorely strickeu people. How black aud
hideous such things look by the light of
the humanity, courage and teuderness ex
hibited toward us by strangers who leave
all the endearments of home, the delights
of friendship and the pleasures of society
to brave the dangers of the plague iu the
performance of to them a duty. These
horrifying incidents are few ; thank God,
very few ; whereas the noble examples of
self-sacrifice are so many as to rob even
the epidemic of its terrors and lift our
race aud name alove the degredation of
the inhuman brutes whose si us are after
all their own.
Death of Mrs. Vance. Mrs. Margatret
M. Vance, the mother of Gov. Vance and
Gen. R. W. Vance, died at the residence
of Gen. Vance, at Riverside, on the 4th
inst. The funeral services were held on
Sunday morning at the Methodist church
iu this place, and her remains were inter
red in the church-yard. Gov. ' Vance
reached here Saturday night iu time to
accompany the remains of his mother to
their last resting place. "
Mrs. Vance, who was a Miss Baird, was
born on the Woodfin farm on the French
Broad, on the 22d of December, 1802, was
united iu marriage with Capt. David
Vance on the 2d of January, 1825, and
was 76 years of age at time of her death.
She was for about fifty-five years a faith
ful aud zealous member of the church.
In add i ton to the two sons named, she
leaves behind her-four daughters, Mrs. R.
X. Price and Mrs. Hughellale Johnson,
of Tennessee, and Mrs. Dr. Neil son, aud
Mrs. E. W. Herndon,of Asheville, besides
a large number of relatives thoughout
this sectiou. Asherille Citizen.
Any person, -man or .woman, can float
without any difficulty. If a man finds
himself suddenly immersed, not knowing
how lo swim, he will escape drowning
provided he has the presence of mind to
lie at full length flat on .his back, elasp
his bands across bis chest or behind his
back, or they may be placed on his hips, his
face turned towards the zenith, his bead
well back in the water, his feet together
under the water, "except his toes, aud keep
perpetually looking at the sky right over
him. In this position be may float for
hours at ease and in perfect safetyj but
stir or thrust up one of his hands, and
down he goes. Ex.
Poll-tax should be paid before voting.
Every-man who rotes should pay a poll
tax, and the revenue thus raised should
be applied to the educational fund. The
whole system should be overhauled, aud
a sensible one adopted. Wadesboro Her
aid. "
-x
Some of the Chinese Embassy -wear
outside garments of white silk so, closelv
resembling night shirts as to make an old
maid dodge aronnd the first eorner.-JJjr-change."
AMERICAN BIBLE SOCIETY:
ABSTRACT OF THE SIXTY-SECOND AN
NUAL REPORT. ,
May, 1878.
The Managers of the American Bi-
- - i ... til- m
ble Society express their gratitude, in
view of the fact that no one of its con
stituted guardians has been removed
by death since the last Anniversary.
Mention is made of the resignation
of Rev. Dr. Holdich. on account of
- - . w - -
advanced age and feeble health. For
twenty nine years he served the So
ciety as Corresponding Secretary.
Through this long period . his course
has been so markett"by christian pru
dence, urbanity, integrity, and zeal,
as to win- the affection regard and
sympathy of all who have been asso
ciated with him.
Rev. Albert S. Hunt, D.D., of the
Methodist Episcopal Church, has been
elected as his successor, and entered
upon his work at the commencement
of this fiscal year.
The Hon. La Fayette S. Foster, of
Connecticut, and Robert Carter, Esq.,
of New York, have been elected Vice
Presidents.
Life Directors constituted, 14; Life
Members, 543; new Auxiliaries En
rolled, 13.
District Superintendents engaged in
the Society's work in this country,
during the year, 18; County Agents
employed at the expense of Auxilia
ries, 134; unpaid Volunteer Bible
Distributers, 5,556.
The receipts for the year were $446,
954.04. Of this amount $206,117.81
were received in payment for books,
$30,010.27 from rents, $103,057.71
from legacies, $102,585.99. from dona
tions, and $5,182.26 from sundry
items. From foreign lands $14,489.54
were received from sales by the Soci
ty's agents. The total receipts are
less than those of the previous year by
$96,625.51. Seven-eighths of this
decrease was in legacies.
Translations, Progress is reported
in the revision of the Jurkisli and
other versions, and in the translation
of the New Testament into Japanese;
and liberal appropriations have been
made for printing and circulating
these aud other foreign versions.
It is a matter of interest to mention
the remarkable fact that a firm of na
tiveChristian publishers in Japan have
expressed a desire to participate in the
publication of the Scriptures for their
own countrvmen, and have asked and
received permission from the board of
Managers to issue a pocket edition of
the Japanese New lestament, with
chapter headings and references, in a
sty le, and at a price which will not in
terfere with the circulation of the So
ciety's edition. That at so early a
period in the development of the new
life of the nation, such an cxterprise
should be undertaken by its own peo
ple, is a cause for profound thanks
giving and congratulation.
New Books. English Bible, 24mo,
Pearl-Agate type, whieh is sold for
twenty-five cents, and the English
New Testament in the same type,
which is sold for five cents; also, First
Kings in Dakota.
Copies manufactured at the Bible
House, 654,893. Printed abroad,
233,908. Purchased abroad, 17,978.
Total, 906,779.
Copies issued, 664,900 at home;
193,593 abroad. Total, 857,493.
Bible for the Blind. Volumes is
sued, 521; making an aggregate of
11,236 volumes in thirty-six years.
The issues of the Societv during six-ty-two
years amount to thirty-four
millions eight hundred and sixty-four
thousand, three hundred and fifteen
copies.
The Bible Society Record, contain
ing interesting statements of the work
in the home and foreign field, is -published
monthly, and sent to each Life
Director and Life Member who re
quests it, and to the pastor of every
church taking up an annual collection
for the Society, upon his application.
Copies circulated during the year,
199,575, or an average of 16,631 each
month.
The gratuitous work for the year
amounted in value to $259,518.19.
Of this sum $89,832.90 was An cash
appropriations for work in foreign
lands, besides 20,231 copies of Scrip
ture sent from this country.
Number of Auxiliaries Reported as
engaged iu supplying their fields dur
ing the year, 196.
The following table shows what has
been accomplished by the auxiliaries
reporting general operations, aud by
colporteurs employed at the " expense
of the; Parent Society; in the . more
sparsely settled and destitute regions:
- r .BjCQtp'BOf
- ByAmCs A.B.8. Total.
Families visited. 34393 8111 429,718
found without tbe
Scriptures ....... 4,ms S0,099 C2.6SS
Destitute families supplied -S1.923 ; 46,317
IodlTidls tuppl'd In aUdlUoa 1S.5W . e,W7 , 1,179
Sabbath and other schools
. supplied : . .. .TTf . ; . io , ; ;s;
Auxiliary Bible Societies are ear
nestly requested to attend to the sup
ply of the destitute in their own fields,
and forward reports of their .'opera
tions to the "Parent Society without
waiting for visits i from ithe District
Superintendents ; ' - il ,
Operations in Other La&fariLx is
gratifying to mark a steady demand
Tor "the - ScripturesTH rthe - countrfes
where the arrangements for-distribtl-tion
are best orgauized. The foreign
agenoies have been unchanged, except
that in Constantinople Dr. Isaac G.
Bliss has bcn joined by his son, the
Rev. Edwin M. Bliss. He has also
had the continued aid of the RavvM.
Kalopothakes, of Athens, Revv S. C.
Ewing, of Alexandria, and Rev. E. R.
Lewis, M.D., of Beirut. In St. Pe
tersburg, Mr. Gorge H. Prince has
kindly taken the oversight of th
Esthonian work;. while the Society
has been represented in Japan and
China by the Rev. Luther H. Gulick,
M.D., in" Brazil by the Rev. A. L.
Blachford, and in Uruguay by Mr.
Andrew M. Milne. To the mission
aries of various societies thanks are
due for co-operation and counsel.
One hundred and ten persons are re
ported as having been engaged as Bi
ble eolporteurs in foreign lands.
DEATH OF GEXETlAL GIDEON
J. PILLOW.
In a short telegraphic dispatch a
day or two ago, the death of this gal
lant son of the South was announced.
He died at his home, near the mouth
of the St. -Francis river, Arkansas.
He was a native of the State of Ten
nessee, but had long made his home
in Arkansas, ami his adopted State
now mourns his loss even more than
his mother State. lie died, it is said,
of congestion of the brain.
Wheu the Mexican war broke out,
General I'illow was 40 years old. He
has been practicing law and politics
in his native Tennessee ever since his
graduation from the Nashville Uni-
Lversity in 1827. He had been a mem
ber of the Baltimore convention of
1844, and had a large hand in the
nomination of, James K. Polk for the
presidency. Naturally he had no dif
ficultv in obtaining a commission of
brigadier-general of volunteers. He
was preseut at the seige of Vera Cruz,
commanded the right wing at Cerro
Gordo, where a lucky wound made
him a major-general, and took, part
in the battle of Chapultepec, and the
action of Molino del Rey. After the
fight was over Gen. Scott sent him
before a court-martial for disobedience
of orders, but he was acquitted. He
went back to Tennessee and his- law
books.
In 1861, a true Southern man, he
felt compelled to again buckle on his
sword in defense of his country, and
he was appointed a major-general, by
Jeff Davis, under whom he had served
during the Mexican war. His record
during the late war was all that a
brave, generous, gifted man could make
it. His command was almost entirely
in the West, and though he fell into
some disfavor with the Richmond
authorities, n- one ever claimed that
it was on account of any lack of
ability or integrity. He celebrated
his seventy-second birth-day last June,
and closed a Vell-spent life full of
honors. Char. Observer.
Selling Out to the Elevated Railway.
A New York letter says there is
good reason for stating that one of
the most importaut of the horse-car
railway companies of that city is ne
gotiating with the Metropolitan Ele
vated Railroad for a transfer of their
entire property to that concern, and
that the only obstacle in the way,
is an amendment to the charter of the
latter, which will enable it to operate
a surface road as an adjunct or feeder
of the elevator, it is expected this
will be removed by the next Legis
lature. The motive for the proceed
ing on the part of the horse company
is the great decline in business since
the elevated railways commenced car
rying passengers. The latter further
states that the movement looks like
the initial step towards n grand com
bination or monopoly which will have j
the wnoie city ai its iuwu.
SOCIALISM? IN VTHE REICH--.,:.
STA& -
A Fiery Speech in Belial of this Cause,
jiiau uennum tremens once, and 1 can-
.London-, October 11. A Berlin . not sell you any more." He stepped
dispatch says : "In the Reichstag yes- ' aside to make room for a couple of
terday, during the debate on the young men who had just entered, and
anti-socialist bill, Herr Hasselnann, j the landlord waited on them very
a well-known socialist agitator, made politely. The other had stood by
a violent though clever speech, be-'silent and sullen, and when thevfin
ginnjng and ending with threats of ished, he walked up to the landlord
vio!ence an bloodshed as results of and thus addressed him : "Six years
repressive legislation. J He said ago, at their age, I stood where those
that the people would hold those "-re- young men are now. I was a young
sponsible for the bloodshed who help- man with fair prospects. Now, at
ed. frame jand carry the bill In the age of twenty-eight, I am a wreck
wneiudinf; Tlaf manneclaretl- ftiat bi&fidfimnt: You led me to
if the pacific endeavors of socialism drink. In this room I formed the
were repressed, the day would come ' habit that has been my ruin. Now
when, the socialists would take up sell me a few glasses more and your
arras and fight against their tyrants.' work will be done. I shall soon be
The president of the Reichstag inter- out of the way ; there is no" hope for
rupted Herr Hasselmann, called him me ; but they can be saved. Do sell
to order and said that his speech was ', it to me and let me die, and the world
an incitement to rebellion. Hassel-1 will be rid of me t but for heaven's
mann repeated his words and was sake sell no more to them. The land
again called to order amid loud and j lord listened, pale and trembling,
indignant protests. He went on to . Setting down his decanter, he cxclaim
say : "lam not personally in favor jed, "So help me, God! (his is the
of revolution, but if we are forced
to fight we shall know how to fight
and I shall be proud to lay down
my life on the field of honor. Let
Bismarck remember the 18th of March,
1848," Herrin, Lowe and Benning
sen, Liberal leaders, denounced the
methods and purposes of socialism and
defended the legislation for its repres
sion, which Herr Benningseu declar
ed even the advanced Liberals now
admitted to be nccessrry. Herr
Benningsen said he had no fear that
Bismarck would allow theanti-social-
ist law to be employed to impair the
liberties of the people.
A VERY REMARK BLE OCCUR
RENCE. A certain neighborhood in Fourth
ward has been greatly exercised du-
ing the last few days over a genuine
phenoncmon, which has appeared in
that locality. A lady has been suffer
ing greatly for two or three 'cars with
severe pains in the head and face. At
times these pains have been almost
unbearable, and were attended with
considerable swelling in the upper
part of the face. The symptoms were
those of neuralgia, and she was ac
cordingly treated for that ailment.
Not long ago she told some one she
believed there was a live bug or
worm, or something of the sort iu her
head ; that she could feel it move. Of
course no attention was paid to this,
and apparently she did not attach any
importance to it herself. On Tuesday
the pains iiher head and face were
excruciating, and opiates failed to af
ford any relief. The upper portion
of her face, especially between the
eyes, was swollen to an extent hith
erto unknown. Late in the afternoon
she blew her nose rather more violent
ly than usual, and observed that
something of extraordinary size and
solidity came out of it, and fell on her
dress. She examined it and found a
curious looking animal, which was
between a half and three-quarters of
an inch in length a young cat-fish
minus the fins. It was alivv aud
kicking, but soon expired. After death
it was put in water and brought up
town and exhibited to several physi
cians, who had never seen anything
of the kind before. It was taken in
charge by Dr. Battle, who proposes
to investigate the matter, in the mean
time preserving the animal.
The remarkable feature of the whole
affair is, that as soon as the curious
looking object came out, she was re
lieved of all pain, and has suffered
none since.
The facts herein related are vouch
ed for by several neighbors and friends
of the lady. She has uo doubt in her
mind that the "fish" came out of her
head , in fact, is positive in asKirting
it did. Char. Ob.
Either North Carolina is the createst
snake country on the face of the earth, or
else the editors of the State keep more of
them in their boots than other cribblers
in existence. Petersburg Index-Appeal.
In the midst of deep gloom that over
spreads the South, reports show that the
cotton crop was never more promising.
nlaints from
J UCtO JW" f I I II" i
farmers in any qnarter.-CownVr Jour- of making it navigable w a practica
nal. 'ble one.
A younjg man entered the bar-room
of a village tavern and asked for a
dnnk- "9," said the landlord, "you
, last drop I will ever sell to any one !"
Aud he keeps his word.
Personal. The Memphis Ava
lanche has already spoken in the most
complimentary terms of a young gen
tleman of this city, who went to nurse
the yellow fever patients, and
now we find the following concern
ing him in the Appeal; "R. P.
Waring, Jr., one of the most efficient
I of the Howard corps, is a whole team,
and is truly the right man in the right
place. Mr. Waring, as soon as the
j fever appeared here, left his home in
j North Carolina and hastened to offer
his services to stricken Memphis, and
has never flinched from duty. We
all honor him." Char. Observer.
That Apph.--Owv Franklin correftpou
k'iit, writing us too late for last week's
issue, thus speaks of "that apple:' "I
have seen it, Dr. Love-has it, and will
send it to our State Fair. It grew at
Squire Dauiel Matanee's, on Iola, four
miles from Franklin. Here are the facts.
'A grape vine, at least some of its branch
es, had been allowed to run on an apple tree.
The vine and tree each bear fruit. When
the apples were the size of partridge eggs,
a tendrill from the vine laid hold of the
stem of the apple and soon pushed it off
from its parent twig that is, broke it
loose from the apple twig. But the ten
dril held to it, aud it seems penetrated the
apple, when the stem of the apple aud the
vine united. Then the remarkable freak
began. The apple, now severed from its
parent, and less thau an inch in diameter,
did not wilt and wither, but continued to
grow. The other apples on the tree did
likewise, which were nearly white. As
the grapes ripened, so did this this this
apple. Is it an apple ! Is it a grape f The
apple was broken from the tree early in
June, taken from the vine about Sept, 13,
having, while supported by the vine, in
creased from one to three inches in diam
ter.' No better proof of the truth of these
statements could be had than Mr. Mata
nee's mere assertion.' AsheviUc Cittizen.
Apphs for the State Fair. Capt. Nat At
kinson was yesterday busily engaged in
arranging a large an handsome assortment
of apples for shipment to Raleigh. Among
the lot e noticed especially a fine lot
from Col. Sol Hampton, of Leicester, and
another from Mr. Robert Plott, of Hay
wood. Capt. Atkinson intends surpass
ing all other exhibitions of fruit from this
locality. Asherille Citizen.
A young lady, hesitating for a word in
describing the character of a rejected
suitor, said : "He is not a tyrant, not ex
actly domineering, but" "Dogmatic,"
suggested her friend. "No, he has not
dignity enouglrfor that; I think pupmat
ic would eonvej' my meauiug admirably."
There is something ludicrions iu the
facility with which Americans aud Eng
lishmen get excited pver any kind of an
"international contest. It is also noti
ceable that a tight r a footrace will stir
up much move intens'5 entlinsi ism than
literary, stientific or religion competition.
Washington Punt.
Mr. J. S. Jiamsay lun purchased
the interest of Mr. J. U. Brooks in the
fjandniark, and sold it to Mr. A. A.
Rinks. Mr. -Banks is from Virginia,
and has been connected with M?veral
papers in that Slate.
Fotiror five engineers of the Uuited
States survey corps came to town
yesterday morning, in routefor W'ilkes
boro, from which point they will be
gin the survey of the Yadkin river,
with a view of ascertaining if the idea 1
splutters;
At young lady lately; went ,to an
Iowa clergyman, andipplied for the
pwiuon oi "soiierino" in tb chpir.
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Sixty-four ennsvlvania aehoJ
teachers took advantage of 'Vacation
w.nna nusnands and sentin.thqirjres.
ignations.
Mrs. ThrowcaU resides io Colum
bus, Ga. If her business all her
name implies, she ought to have con
stant employment.
Westmoreland i 'ujjillet eoonty
In Virginia, bat it "Was thr UrthplaW of
three Presidento-Washtngton, Aratlfeoa
and Monroe. . - -
English Sparrows. Mr. Wiley OBi-
tall, of Hale county, JUaba ma, has order
ed 1,000 English sparrows, which he hope
will prove an effectual cotton worm de
stroyer, A too sensitive lover in Bnrke
county, Georgia, haslroVenoi?r his
engagement because his sweetheart
named her petealf after him.
The phonograph is like the small
brother of a young lady; It will re
peat everything said in its presence
without regard to blushes. ' '
Ida Lewis, the heroine, spanks a
baby just the same as any o'tner
mother. She uses ouly one language
and an old slipper. i t
James Gordon. Bfnnett wilj ..short
ly return to Europe. There is a rura
or that he is engaged to Garibaldi's
grandmother.
The connecting liuk "between i our
earnest mentioned ancestor aud the
oyster is that neither liad to undress
on going to. bed. . 'r
And now the jokers will have , it
that Mrs. Partington said tho minis
ter preached about the "parody ot the
probable son."
To be efficient a police force must
be well paid. A man on half pay does
not care to get himself disliked by .
making arrests.
A Chicago girl left Cape May the oth
er day wearing five engagement rings.
She goes in for Troy weight instead
of love.
When Em raerson recklessly wrote,
"Every natural action is graceful,"
had he ever seen an angry woman
throw a stone at a cow ?
- The cereals and fruits of California
sell for more than her gold. .-Young
man, don't walk over an onion- bed
to pick up a three cent piece. - .
The old dairyman who asked the
Greenbacker if he could get stir more
cheese from his milk by watering 'it
is still waiting for an answer. ''
The wise maidens who kept their
lamps trimmed and burning would
appreciate the luxuries of gas, and hot
and cold water in their rooms.
Sitting Bull is to the West whatGco
gre Francis Train is to the East, but
neither of them begin to be the value
of an ordinary wi.ud mill.
The man-eater sharks are becom
ing numerous iu the Sound. They
are probably New York hack men
thrown out of business by the eleva
ted roads. -
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The tobacco crop of Connecticut
has been damaged by wind ' storms.
The result will be a less number of
Havana cigars nude iu the State's
prisons. . , , , j
Carl Pretzel says; Dink pooty veil
of a man dot vill stood by , you vb,en
you vat in shtormy vedder. Sch warms
of ihskects vill shfay rouotTycnr vhen
de sun shines out, ' ri7
The slight effect thai such hysteri
cal uprisings as theuferaale ' crusade
against the Ohio saloons a few year
ago, has on the general tide of affairs
is shown by the fact that there are now
in Columbus, Ohio, 127 more saloons
than there were in 1871. "'.
"The girls of our days are Tery
badly educated," said one of the mem
bers of a committee-on education to
the bishop of Gloucester. "That's very
true, ' retorted his "lordship ;hW
ever, mere is one consoiaiionr-tne
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