North Carolina Newspapers

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SALISBURY, N. C, JULY 30, 1891.
VOL: XXII--1 IIIKD-SE lUEB.,
NO. 3D.
for Infants and
'Castorlaiss "well adapted tochJUwa that
I recommend itas superior to any prescription
known to me,'"" II. A. Anemia, II. D.,
111 So. Oiiord Et., Krooiin, ft. y .
if, rm-rits so wpH known that it scma avrork
f s..n.rroation to.cndoriW it. Fe are the
nttliSK families wbp Io Bot keep CaetonA
Vlthiaeasy reac D.D.,
- New York Ofy:
IMa rastor Blooawfidato Eofornwd Cfaurx.
Tir Cestadr
Y
I ' '
TO GALL AT -
J. W. BOSTIAH'S
- x And sec his NEW STOCK of '
"Dry --'Good
finAn llAliAnn n n ri Rfh Hi n AT1TT
fi'v I u i usHfliii
Consisting of
DIIKSS GOODS,
-'HOSIERY,
-snoKS,
tJNDEltWKAP,
rNECKWEAR,
1 SHIRTS.
:; ' W make aispiviaUy in UMBRELLAS, PARASOLS
'and CORNETS. " "
M- 'MHilN.N'1'iUY U now opon uixlor tho managsmont of
J'is!?- AldiTsou, of j;:1!tiiiioiv. You arc earnestly invited to call
;vii(l examine bcr (-toek.
WMM NOT F
:-r I 'a.hrrlke ilu la'rget stock jof IHjUNITUUE in the State, and the lowest
yrxa of any dealer r-ih .or Sojit'h. 1 shull prove it by "Hgures."
iReac! These Prices.
A Rattan lxnTy -Uahy .Carriage, Wire wheels, only
(it'ituine Antii'jue Oak lcd 1acui Suit (10 pieces-),
WaltiutFrame Wool I'hi-lr Parlor Suit ((i piece.-),
Aiiiipte .(),i;k SidepanUitli li.rge glass, -StaudinirJIall
'b'acks, .vifh rla-s.
" Anti(ue O.ilv H&h IJ;ick. Wood Seat iiockers,
. Mexican Urass II iimuocks lare size,
-'Mtito'auopie.s-with .Frames ready to hang,
- irniiiuio ) isi-l-s. T feet high,
- Ladies Uai tan R ockers, - .
'Antique Oak Centre Tables, 1G inches sipiare top,
Holland Window Shades, Dodo Fringe and Spring Hollers,
1 Plahoriu. Spring Rockers, Carpet seat,
. ; Sterling prgan, 7 stops, walnut case,
Sterling (Piano, 7?,
W-f lViW I' I Will V f'lWP
1 t have just put in the Furniture for three large hotels, and am receiving orders
floin alf over North and Southi Carolina daily. . ,
HneYuice lo all, jVikI that llie lowest known, is iny way of doing business. It
you buy an arliele lVonv ine ami it locs not come up as represented, return it at my
LXpeiiscand get, your money back. f
Write me lor: Catalogues. e - -
- E. M. ANDREWS,
W aml Hi Weft Trader St. '. :. Charlotte, N. C,
-THE
'MfRRITT
I
THE MERRITT
J. ALLEN BROWN, Ag't for W. N. .
SaUslinrv, IV. .
STATESIILIE
Is the Place to G3t Monuments, Tombstones, &c-
A large-stock, of VERMONT MARBLE to arrive, in a few days
satiolactija ia c very ; respect and positively will nut be undersold.
Grrariite Monuments
Of ull Lilv a. specially
C. B. WE BE,
25 lyT
Children
Castoria cores CVHc, CkrosHpatfon,
Sour Stomach, DiarrluBa. tructation.
Kills Worms, gires ftiuep, and jroues M-
pestion.
Without injurious mriUoiittoa.
For sewral years I have reeomrafTnted
your Castoria, ' and shall always contiMW to
do so as it luu invariaWy producod bcncflctal
results." -
Eovik T. Farobb. M.
n Wlnthrop," liftUx Street and 7th At
Kew York City.
Coiirr, 77 Mckiut Stbkst, New York.
IS INVITED!
H UUVillJ MUM 1U111111U1-J r
n iiii ivi i i i i nri n
WHITE GOODS,
LINENS,
LACES, .
TRIMMINGS,
WRAPS,
ROBES.
$ 7 50
25 00
35. 00
1600
to
1 50
1 50
2 00
1 00
2 50
1 50
05
3 50
50 00
225 00
PE-WR TER
"Simple, 'Durable. Prints from
clear Metal Type, does the work 01
a Machiue; Perfect Align
ment.- Prints Capitals, Small let
ters, Figures and Characters -78
in all. Price .complete, $15.
Agents and eanvassers Avanted.
Apply to
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guarantee
PliU
Over the Ilivcr-."
"Over the river, ovrr llie river, .
There mWc the soft-lying eliAdowrs invile,
And fttntM.-i by the south, wind the forest
leaves isiver, !
And fre-flres tlawJ through lc sM cet j Fum- j
i met night .
Sold'i'aBd wwmtks, e It cross that jhroad
Far from the tumults of trumpet and drum.
And the cannon's deep Ikjoiu and the fu-M-!
gwadron's shiver
As they rolll n their saddle, then,! come,
brothers, conic.
tvcr the river, over the river, :
Come t re the sun goeth down in the west.
Angel forms beckon u-, ?Pntto 'deli tor f;
The w eary from labor to offer him rest.
: j '
Over the river, a fathomless river, I
In the land where no shadow is needed or
seen, !
Where the leaves of the forest trees wnhcr, no
s ji never, ; . Ji
And the fruits arc golden, the pasturearc
y i- green. ; '' ' 1 r '- '
From the couch where the warrior lay stricken
i and dying.
He saw in a vision the country so faj,
And its streams and its valleys, its mountains
out-trying.
And the city whose gates arc of jicnils rich
and rare.
Over the river, the dark ftowiifg river.
Denth borne the hero, and victor, .and saint;
(infat in earth's conllict, and greater than ever,
When I hey had left him all bleeding and
faint.
Waiting to cross it. all radiant with glory,
Strong in the faith which is borne of pure
life, .
Bequeathing a name to the records of glory
That tell of bold deeds in the patriot's strife.
A Tcv 31usieal Instriimeit for
Women.
BY MAY LYLESMITII.
The combination of amusement with
healthful and enjoyable recreation is
"a consumation devoutly k be wished."
That such a union is much needed tor
women, who at the present day are
either exhausted by ihe demands of
society and the i ush and push of the
hour, or -are surfeited by worn-out
pleasures, that have ceased to in
vigorate goes without saying.
Men, lis. a rule, have larger and wider
opportunities under which to practice
those forms of exercise that (end to
the development ot body and the better
ment of-health. Woman's world is
m re contracted, by its many conven
tional law and regulations.
Music, while it is regarded by most
people rather as an accomplishment
than an acquisition in women's-educa
tion, is not infrequently employed as a
means for physical development.
The studv of the voice, its nroner
exercise under competent instruction,
often do's much for the improvement
of the general health in those who
need greater, pulmonary activity.
In the handling of various j instru
ments, particularly the violin, iwomen
have shown that they are ;;s fully
capable of Lecoming agists as their
lords and masters.
While undoubtedly the pianoforte
will for years to come be the musical
instrument for women, yet the action
for divorce therefrom has already be
gun. It has been found that the
habitual practice, so needed ti acquire
a reasonable degree of skill, becomes,
in many ! instances, disabling to the
bodr. :
The position at the instrument, the
mental strain, with relief inj neither
direction, is frequently disastrous, forc
ing would be learners to abandon a
pleasure and an art that might be of
profit aiid enjoyment to tlil'iusclvcs
and to others. Piauism, with rare
exceptions, is, and will be, a musical
province almost wholly for miiles.
The violin advances a degree toward
the better in this resect, but still de
mands a long, close application to the
. . in
overcoming ot its intricacies, before
even a tolerance of its sounds will be
permitted. jj
Happily, there has been resurrected
from an almost forgotten grave an
instrument that combines not only
ease of playing but facility of master
ing and which its its use almost inva-
riablv. acts in-manv cases as a remedial
agent.,' certainly aids in the; develop
ment of bodily vigor and in the main
tenance of health.
This is the flute. The ability to
"ston the instrument is no : longer a
difficulty, as the silver caps to the keys
automatically replace the former needed
adjustment ot the lingers
The exertion require I to prodiuotne
i . . . i .
tone is slight, far less than upon eitnei
flie'e arinet. cornet or iiistrt ments or
the brass family. 1 he ease With which
it mav be carried from place to place,
be tuned in concert with other intru-
ments, are factois that make it pecu
liarly and particularly adapted to the
hands of o nan.
The beneficial results of its use are
soon seen on the lungs. oniracieu
chests-(the outgrowth of stooping over
school desks, or the consequences of
the absurdities of dress) become ex
panded.; More oxygen is taken into
the system during the time of practice
and playing, and the, habit of deep
inspiration thus acqifrel when the
instrument is being used continues
insensibly in the interim.
Adapted aliktt, to the concert room
and the parlor, the flute attracts by
IVrtilllU III
UisLueticis.a
many of the
In this couii-
tlu r soio instruments.
t i -
.i y ui.;.r .i.i ,o ..n.'.iitv ;
:Uu .IS
the noveltv of its apicafance and the j "T"" V ' eUl" ' b ks
. , ,l- Ii r i , i been overhauling Mr. hardsley books
sweetness cf the music. hi Loudon j ,,wn ' , , , . i f
q..i.. ..!....;.. I.... i f .!... ilV -and woo show lxyond a .oubt that
i i I " e i ..r i " :.' the house was paid lor witii a check
the I.ulius d socielv .is a lad, its . ' ... 1,111.l r i,,,
i i i iv u- ! l . drawn against the public money.. John
..echineal dilliculties being regardevl as .' , . , i ,.i.livb,.d
,, ,i . t ii P i .( H.iids ey seems to be an accomplished
ess ih:n tli.it ot the violin, and out- 1',,u' J , . l. ,
stash", aijl some have achieved a wide
ami well-tleservetl reputation. At the
meeting of the New Y;rk State
Maic TenchersV Association, held at
Saratoga. I had the honor of readin"
4'A Brief History of the Flute," in
which I called the attention of my
sex to the merits and pleasure of the
instrument.
The newness of the subject has at
tracted vel!-de:erved comment, and has
created a fresh interest in a matter
that builds up a new shrine at which
women may worship. Let cur girls
make an attempt at this means of
diversion which promises not only a
vast deal of enjoyment, but what is far
more to he desired and sought, a greater
degree of good health. Etade.
The Daily Saratofjian Jun.tt27th,
1890, in a review of the New York
Music Teachers Meeting, sit Saratoga
Springs June 24th, 25th and 2Gth, had
this to say of the writer of the above:
uln the twelve rich musical program
mes given during the three days' con
vention, Miss May Lyle Smith who
is not ouly a remarkable flute plaver,
'.but a very handsome and bright Voung
lady, the daughter of Dr. Lyle Smith,
of Hudson, N. Y., was the chief at
traction and sensatiou among the
many fine musical features.
May Smith is not a powerful, nor
even an individualizing name, but May
Smith, flutist, is quite another appel
lation; but when the owner of it ap
peared an uncontrollable sort of ebulli
tiofTtook possession of the house.
Miss Smith wore a white gown made
baby fashion, with shoulder sleeves,
and not a rinket of any sort to mar
its beauty. When she raised her
silver-trimmed flute to her mouth and
made the reeds pulsate with the inspira
tion from her pink lips, a murmur of
admiration ran through the-house.
Everybody had seen a lady bow a
violin, but this was the first time a fair
flutist had been seen.
And so fair, too!
She played like an ideal shepherd
boy. She had the grace and ease that
comes with training and a conscious
ness of charm, and as a girl and a
flutit she was an inspiration for a
painter, a poet and a dreamer.
Truly this is woman's age. One had
only to look at Miss May to know that
knowledge is a means of grace, that
ideality in education increases the ca
pacity of beau'y and utility, and that
to be well trained ne ntdly and physi-
ii' it i i
cillv is ever a help ami never a hin-
Irauce to the sweet, wholesome, holv
influence of woman."
The Kxpo.sitioii Music Festival.
Director A. Pauli is rapidly perfect
it . i . i' 1 1 i
ing alt the -arrangements ror the grand
oniric festival which will be held in
Raleigh on October 14 and 21, as a
preliminary feature to the great expo
sition. Mr. Pauli has seen ied a magnifi
cent chorus composed of the organ
ized choruses Iroiu Salem, Charlotte,
Greensboro, Goldsboro, Wilson and
Raleigh. Hehersals are in full pro
gramme and will include Mendelssohn's
05th "Psalm, March from Tauhauser,
Hymn of the Praise by Gehhard, Far
mers' Mass in H. Flat, Hridal chorus
from Lohengrin, and Anville chorus.
The orchestra frjin Salem, assisted
Iry the orchestra from Greensboro, will
render overtures and selections. Mrs.
Geo. Hason, Charlotte's accomplished
and celebrated vocalist, whose talent
has won admiration and applause in
the northeran cities, will render some
of her choicest solos on the occasion.
Mrs. E. A. Ebert, the accomplished
vocalist of Salem, has also consented
to contribute to the programme, and
different solo parts in the choruses will
be rendered oy the best vocal talent
of the various, cities in the State.
Prof. Markgi; f j has kindly consented
take charge of Salem orchestra during
their rehearsals for the festival,
which are now in progress, and will
pome to hVileiih and take part in the
festival. Prof. Markgraft. is one of
the finest and most accomplished mu
sicians in the Stab? and his participa
tion will add tone ami attraction to
the programme.
The object of the musical festival
will be to bring the musical talent of
the State to t his city upon the occasion
of the exposition in order that visitors
from all parts of the United States who
will le present may witness the degree
of perfection in the musical art which-
exists in North Carolina. '
The whole affiir will Am under' the
management of Seaton Gales Lodge of
Odd Fellows No. (H. Mr. V. R. Pur
ih II of Raleigh, formerly of Salem, is
chairman of the committee of manage
ment of the festival.
When John Hardsley made his con
fession in the Philadelphia courts the
other day he harrowed the feelings of
his .audience by telling them how th
house in which he lived, and of which
he had now been ruthlessly deprived,
was bought for $20,000, which sum
represented his wife's savings of her
10-cent pieces ever since he married
her twenl v years ago. And now comes
nave
Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria
pleV.irical.ui as vcn .13 .m n--
A Finished Ffraycr.
The sick room was very still; the
night-lamp burned low, aiid the watch
ers made fantastic shadows on the
wall, but no one moved or spoke. The
doctor said this was the turning point
of the disease, and there was nothing
to do but wait wait.
The boy slept and his father kept
his eyes fixed upon the thin w.utcd
features, and watched for what he
hoped would prove a new lease of life.
The mother had gone to lie down and
rest. The nurse sat near and dozed.
At last the sick child suddenly opened
his large bright eyes and said in a
clear voice:
uPapa."
u What, dear boy?" answered the
father softly.
"Is it near morning ?"
uYes, dear hoy V
wAnd will I be well in the morn
ing r
'T I hope so, sobbed the poor
father faintly.
There w.is a long silence and then
the sick child moved restlessly on his
pillows.
4T want to say my prayers," he mur
mured. The father l)eckoned to the nurse .and
she brought the mother, who stole
J softly in and knelt on the other side of
the bed.
.uiib me u c, s.uu tue ing cuiiu in
a full clear voice; "hold me, papa,
while I say my prayers."
He clasp his little hands together
and repeated like one who was; dream
ing. 'Our Father which art in heav
en hallowed be Thy - name Thy
kingdom come Thy: kingdom
come "
'"Papa, I can't remember! I can't
remember !"
ikVT.r. ii.,.
in1 in.iiiei, uimi uuv, can uiiimi
it in the morning."
Again he lay among the pillows like
a pale lily, and his eyes were wide open.
k'I can't sec you, papa,7' he murmured.
"Will it soon be morning?"
"Yes, dear bov."
"And will I be well then 1""
The pcor father could not answer.
No one spoke, and a faint light soon
stole into the room that drowned the
flickering rays of the night-lamp and
shone rosy on the wall. Then suddenly
a little voice filled the room. It was
so sweet and clear that it sounded like
a strain of music from celestial spheres.
It was the dying boy finishings his
prayer ! When he came to the last
clause he seemed groping in doubt.
"Forever and ever forever and
ever " and with the words on his lips
he drifted off to sleep again.
The rising sun shone into the room
and lighted up its dim obscurity. It
lay in gulden-bars on the white pillows
and touched the little face with a
mocking glow of health ami strength.
11 I 1 I Ii i I
remaps it awaKeiietl nun, nut in me
valley of the nhadow of death he could
not discern, and with 'the wide open
eyes that saw not, he murmured plain
tively: !
"Is it nearly morning, papa ?''
"It is morning now? dear boy."
A smile trembled ion the closed lips
there was a flutter ot breath that
came and went as llie child clasped his
thin hands togel her: ;
"Forever and ever Amen !" De
troit Free Press.
AVliat Iteligion Isn't.
From the it m's Horn.
It isn't going to church to see what
the people wear, or to find fault w ith
the preacher. H
It isn't running in debt for things
you don't need and; never pay for.
It isn't giving away a great deal of
of money publicly! simply that the
people may speak Well t f you.
It isn't staying si way from church
when you know a special collection is
to be taken.
It isn't leaving one church and
joining another whenever you do not
like the preacher.
It -isn't readin'r sofinanv chanters a
day, or saying one prayer over
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and
over.
It isn't sitting in th? house and
looking solemn, aiuP refusing to eat
anything cooked on Sunday..
It isn't putting all the big sound ap
ples on the top of the measure, and
the little and rotton ones on the ooitoni.
It isn't telling other people what to
d$ in prayer-meeting, and letting the
devil tell you what to d in business
matters.
It isn't whipping yo.o- boy for sniok
ur while von have a . cigar in yonr
own mouth.
It isn't telling the servant boy to
say ''not at home.
What Religion Is.
It is helping a man to reform when
he is trying to.
It is alleviating troubles ol yotu fel
low men and women.
It is not repeating evil reports of
your fteighbors.
It is giving kind words for abuse.
It is acting the part of a peace
maker. It is helping a fellow get a job when
he needs it.
It is keeping your word and prom-
ises.
It is doing unto others as you worn
be done by.
It is nuking allowances for
nnoule's L.nlts. know 11 ' not the
other
aust.s.
taitti
U is praying "Ju h . inerciial
me a .-int. r.
Sautter: Fouled "With F
These days I am wnndcriu most too
fur along into the vale of years to make
a full hand in the field, so I reads the
papers tolerable constant. Every now
and occasionly I see where some horny
handed son of a statesman talks cut in
meetin and tells the farmers to plant
less cotton, and corn, and oats, and hay,
fid hogs, and sich like. .
That sounds like good advice on first
blush, and it is. - Hut good advice ainl
goin to run the farm, or pay off the
store account, or sqush the mortgage.
Its too blame plentiful like and cheap.
Good advice is about the only thing in
this vain and fleeting world that a poor
man can git without pay in for it.
Anybody that wants to can just lay
down and vallow in good advice free
rat is for jiothin.
The comin statesman can give you
the figures, plain as the nose on your
fate, and put you down in the middle
of the big road that lead right on the
land ot pence and plenty. hut my
notion is when a farmergoes to fooling
with figgers he is plaiitin his mud
hooks on powerful slippery ground.
The trouble is the figgers don't always
come out like they went in. They
'may stack up in good shape at'the start,
and then go to pieces -en the home
- k;trc.tch.
Seems to me like the fellovsJJafrs
always advisin the farmers how to hold
down the government and run their
farms are wastin lots of breath blowin
in a heap ot precious time, ainhow.
The ways of the farmer is hard to
find out. I have been runniit with
em for three score years and a goin, and
I don't know it all yet. Hut 1 am
leariiin all the time. I learns
somethin mighty nigh every day. I
have done been and learned one thing
about the farmers, and that is that we
most generally do pity much as we
blame please.
We may hold beat ineetins in the
spring and build new platforms, and
blaze the way for reforms and revolu
tions, and resolve whereas till the
evenin stars sing together. Hut then
when the meetin adjourns and -we
go home to pitch the crops every fellow
day his own hand, and plays his own
win.
I aint been foolin off much time with
figgers since way back late along in
the seventies. 1 tried my hand one
year and comes out way down at the
little end ot the horn. 1 tiggereu my
self chin-deep in debt and give the
Poor House amight close shave. Since"
th.it time I fights shy figgers, helieven
as I do that my luck runs in some
other turn. Montgomery Advertiser.
Stonewall Jackson and the r ai
mer.
There lived in the summer of 1SG2,
on the Mechanicsville turnpike, near
Richmond, a generous, hospitable,
whole-souled Virginia gcntleman,ho
however was very passionate and ex
citable, and who when flurried was apt
to mix up the reverential and the pro
fane, the sublime and ridiculous in ail
odd kind of way. He had given up till
his crop, pasture-fields, and everything
he could snare to the Confederate gov
ernment, but he had -.reserved
acre lot of corn for his own use, and
this he guarded with unceasing vigi
lance. One day while on the watch he
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discovered a group ot hoi semen ap-
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an J instead ot going aioumif-
the fence they took a diiect cut
through the reserved corn patch. The
farmer's wrath w;.s instantly aroused,
in a terrible passion Ii; shouted;"Hov
dare you to go through my corn field?
D n you, I'll report you to Presi
dent Davis." "We are on urgent bus
iness, and took the shortest route,"
mildly replied the leading horseman,
who wore a faded gray suit.
Farmer
"I)j ott coihmaiu
1 I!
i;s
companv?"
Horseman ; i es.
Farmer; "I'll teach you to rtd.' thro'
my field, d -n you. What is your
name?"
Horseman: "My name is Jack -on."
Farmer: " W hat .Jackson ?"
Horseman: "T. .1. .Jackson."
Farmer: "What is your rank?"
Horseman: "I am a major-general
in the nroviioif il army of the Coii-
lederacy.
Farmer: "Bless my soul, you ain't
Stonewall Jackson?"
Horseman: "I am sometimes called
by that name."
' Fanner (rushing eagerly up to him
and shaking his di ind ): "God bb-ss
yoilieinJral Jackson, I am s.i glad to
see you. ii back and ride all ovT my
field, d n you, ride all ovvr'my
field. Get down and come into my
louse. I am so glad to see you. Rule
all over mv field all over it. HIes.s
your soul, 1 am so glad to see you.
,;Arf von eu;:ijred '.' ' H' whi:er-l low.
And low tin: :d r'ea hn-e.es
VYiait sighing throagh the tihy night
And tliiouli titolieavy ifvitf.
"Are vou engagel.'" lb- whi-jx-red low.
And low'tlie wliite-eaji-d lii!!uv.s
Canif drutnfiiing in uoti tie' hraeh
(Jreen-t'ri'ig.-d with droojng willows
'Are ? eng.tg'-d'.' " lie w hiextd 1jw.
And low the uijilit hirds winging
Their silent eoun.es through the -ky
r.nnig'.it d'u t.uit notes.' yi .-iugi:!;:.
d
Are yuu eng iged?'" He wliisju red
-No. ii. . .-ii. --lid and tallied.
low.
A lilollKllt. w iiih- he ki.-e.l
ier hand
- No no," '.-)ii- .-.ii 1.
I in iharrieil. '
V..rh IV'
All Sorts, t
- Marie "I'm j willnn ten" years of
thirty-six. Mafia --"Mercy, yon: arov
not forty-six, are voi? '7
An oyster ?ai4 t LlWclf one niglit
At the f tATt of aaniurt fpread:
"Here I Am atstippcr w itu these sw ell folks
When I'd mhT l Uome in my bed.'
Ere worn :m was cinaftc quite,
Slve knit with enre liUsocks, 6ti noxft
Exalted to her lnghf t ute, j
Siie kniti with civrrWU innjily brow.
. tHtroit Free Press.
Jacksonville Union; The -eity of
Jacksonville, protects catfish in the
river as scavengers. It w S3 fine to
catch one of them, and tbr &h seem
to know it. The river is foil ! thernV
and they vary in size from a bnty. h) a
200-pound man.
Huffalo Express: The jurvman, lite
the judge and lawyer, should have a
special course of stndy to fit him for
his work, iind should be gifen a license
or diploma as a proof of his efficiency.
Of course that study-should be to en
able him to know nothing.. '
Indianapolis Journal: "What f was
the subject of your-commencement e.
say?" he 'inquired,-quizzically, U4He
yo'nd the Alps Lies Italy'?" "I did
use the idea, "admitted the sweet girl
greduate, "but I modernized it into
-Over the Fence Is Out.' "
A French royalist journal sets the
number of Dukes now in France at
sixty-two. This is somewhat excessive
for a republic, but they may be said to
be back nu mbers. They are as much
in the same boat ar- the Confederate :
Hr'igadiers in this emmtry. 1
Judging bv this lhe Atlanta Consti
tution must know a thing or two:
"They say that John II. McLean will
be for Governor Campbell- in Ohio.
And so John is going to be a genuine
Democrat? Welb time brings about,
greaLchanges, and John is a bird wit hv
long w ings and crooked bill,"
"How did your revival over atr
Apache Gulch pan out?" "Well,"
answered the Arizona evangelist, "it;
wasn t exactly a success. At the third.
meeting I happened to say that I In:
lieved Apache Gulch was the wickedest
place tor its size on earth. AfCer that
my words fell flat. It was the first
time tho town had"' ever Teen rated
first-class in anything, and they didn't
i .i i s r i
care to ioe the distinction. Indian-
ipoli .loi.rual.
Just where the .hrpok and river met
.Siic -i.xjl wiih slj-L'liiotunt feet; .
Her little sliocj were Keltinjr wet '
Her russet shoes so trim and neut.
I enturetl for to question her
'Wliy do you tints go patient wait?",
-J'm posing for a koTirk. sir;
I am a sweet girl graduate."
New York Herald.
Qhauncev M. Depew has not also
lutely declined to enter the field
as tho Kcuihlica'u candidate for
Governor. He says he doesn't want
t he nomination and "his railroad du
ties take up all his time." Hut let
hmy body'' ask, him squarely: "Would
yoir accept the nomination.'' and per
haps he would answer as he did when
a reporter asked him in the summer of
1SSS if he would consent to become
t he Republican candidate for President.
On that occasionMr. Depew made his
faun-us reply, "Who wouldn't?' Ex.
It seems that editor Watterson has
. i. i i ii tk '
l 1HIUH IJIWIIM-I. X Ulllli,lll.-.llil
en 101 lias ocen CAiensi viiy iiiiuivu
. j. . TT .
having saiu mat, ne Knew several uni
ted States Senators, Representatives .
Cabinet officers and a former President
who carried their gambling utisils
about with thenT, after the manner of
the Prince of Wales, Editor Watter
son desires it understood that he has
said nothing of the kind, and be adds
that the newspaper kids haye mixed
him up with "his brother UUlof. Now4"
i ii .i i i :m I
perhaps i;o:uer iscior win explain
matters. : :
St. Paul Pior.ecr Press:
Ageiit-
Madame, I have a book here which
see, after coining into your house,
would be of nO use to you, as it cou-
ains nothing that vou don t already-
mow. lj-tuy curiously ) nai ciiii
it be about? Agent "A tresdise on
iow to" bring-up healthy and beautiful
diildren, but jn'rhaps you would Rko
o make a pre.-ent of" it to some les
'ortuuate friend." Is it necessary to
tdd that he receives another signature,
aid that his order book, so far. as he
i as gone, is almost as voluiniiious a
the directory-?. :
It was Mr. Emerson who said "lha
lb st wealth is healt'1," and it wasa wiser
rfiaii the -modern philosopher who tsaid
that "the, lihiod is bku 1 he systeio, llker
the clock, inns down. U iK'eds winding
up. The blood gets poor -ami scores cf
diseases res uTt. It uceiis a tonic to caj ?
rich it. !
A certain doctor, after years of patien
study, discovered a iiiedicine wliili
luritiel the blood, gave tone to the sys
tein.and made men tiled nervous, li;iin
wating men feel like new. llecsilleU
it his 'MJolden Medical -Discovery." IC
has beeir sold for years, sold hy tho
million of hot this, and peoplefouud tuch
salinfatiou in it that Dr.-Pierce, who dis
covered it now feel warranted iu celling
under a jo.;ilire guarantee of ila doiugsi
good-ill all cases. '
Perhaps it's" the medicine for you.
Yours wouldn't be the first case of
sciid'ulaOr saH rbeUin, skin diseases, or
iiing; il'iM-ases, il has cured when nlhing
eKe would. The trial's worth making,
--nid cots notbing. , Money refunded if it
don't do u u-ooil. L
J Children Cry for Pitcher's T-storfy,
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