oi. xxhi-tiiird series. SALISBURY, N. C., THURSDAY, JANUARY 121, 1892. NO. 12. I i iij mi -1 for !nf ante and nil hi W r s --. -1 f 'OajtHria ' ts to cntrsraal and -SSSrSSi to doto It. Kwaretl Hew York Oty. WW V o Mo SOLE AGENT FOR THOMPSON'S GLOVE JUST RECEIVED, fit full line Second stock of Fall and CLOAKS is just in. A full lino of. Ladies' I and Gents' UN "DEE flI: 1 Don't fail to see my Block. CHARLOTTE, 4f. People of Salisbury and7 vicinity wanting monuments should correspond with us. Estimates furniBhedgratis. I - l- Mention the Watclunan waea yoairiite. POAL! WOAL! Having greatly increased storing 0 A L the coming season, I would now again respect -My solicit any and all orders entrusted to me, promising to Ornish you promptly with what Qarkefc price. In order to obtain nier prices, vou should at once send me your orders. Remember that I handle only (ho best grades of .screened CoaJ,incltiding the Red Ash, suitable for grates, stoves, heaters, c. Also keep on hand at.all times coal.; STATESIMiE Is tid.Placa toGGpt Honuments, Tomtstones, 64tIactioa la every reepect anX positively Granitb Mormments O all kil a specialty C. 3.1J Montlon tn WAtcbnxan wtiao you write t 1 t exeotlT-Z7 itriini.-Tpvvl aai tteadsac srm Xteadaaro Nvw Ichrvii ilfYT ictioc TOUKO METf AJ(D AVOHSK foeml la Hf. In d JS,Uo" 19 7 itmr, btw It neuui chew tescticrs, chntp rroailng, jnfsrtor facil TtiIalffir WwtBtM for wcwrine PbSlTIOMS for ito pupil, .od gTdute. ?onB I"IttUo. owing to IU M I G M ttwdtrd of xeUeace, hu pUced In deslxajale poluonjnor , ,r uueM combiaed. CaUlri 4 BuVW. H. CADLER, Pmldent, and jslfiEss COULECE,0,Of tOA 12 CataUru aad BimiT.rt n?,.w'neairQmMrTlfcadr Virginia, Hortb Carolina, Sntn Crolmna Uorgi,'.iiJt Mention thcWatcLruan when jcu write. r r i . a tri-lriirir tr .'.it-.-..vWnr'fcii Children. bctsr stocnaob, inantKM. tnictxtian, Cis Wcrma, (hi Bleep, cad promote dS- " rrr utrrvrcl yrxn X ham rwxamnondeMl yoar Caatorte, and sh&U &hrftys ocntlnua to do bo m It baa tnrpjLrlaWy produced bencCdU - - Edvix T. Pa&dbb, SL-Di - - - - -- Xto WSaGawp," ISStk Street and Tt6 At, - FITTING CORSETS. of Ladies' Winter Dress Goods t. L. ELLIOTT c. ISAM G ranite and Marble Wrks At wholesale and retail. Own- ers f celebrated MGNDRESViLLE IRAHITE Fences, Finals, Urestings, &c. . my facilities for handiingj and coal you may want at the lowest advantage of thiowest sum the finest grade of blacksmith I. A T.I .FN RRfl W J will not bs undersold. , B. WEBB & CO-, FKOPiUKTOB. YEARS of eostisaeua and neceakfal mtrtee- eci3PTinff four VrxKdinr Stada onrlT!ed ia ecvpTUM' lov ia ma. xn oopiainjt upon 1 u pys. it t in the end. particular mailed i Powder; or p. A. fl.Charleof St.. particular mailed 9a application. SADLER, Secretary BALTWORE, MD. 7 V i E JSC - 1 FFOH i ABLE. msm BURIED DREAMS. Hear the ripples on the sea, ; Mcrn'rlcs sweet they brinjj to me, As they murmur, as they flow As they -dance and onward go, Merry, playful, careless wave, ''Sporting lightly o'er the grarc Where fonl treasures buried He Hid from searching human eye. Like the sea to mc tt.secms, Many hcart3 hf.ve buried. dreams; Like the pearls they're hidden deep, Slnmpering in a fitful sleep. Ilpre the sea gull circling nigh, Gliding, floating, sailing by, Dipping from the sky to wave. Like a phantom from the grave, Wandering where it lived in pain . field and bound by mem'ries' chain, , Loves the bond tho' galling be Likes theicord, will not be free. So some thoughts all gweet they be Deeper than the troubled sea,' Higher than the lofty sky, Immortal for they neTejF die.. In brTieafts theysTeep,' but live Till the time some touchjs-iil givo Life and being to our dreams, Fill our path's with golden gleams, SEall it be beyond or here, Is it far away or near? Will it shine upon our day, Chase the shadows from our way? Or when only life is o'er, Wakening when wo dream no more? An Incident Which Happened During the War. One day after wo tunnelled out of the Confederate stockade at Salisbury, N. C., aad"while each man had taken Ins own direction, I came upon a col ored man in the woods skirting a Held. He was digging roots to make himself a tonic, and I broke through the brush and came upon him so suddenly that there was no chance to dodge. - Hr was kneeling down, with a parcel of roots beside him, and he looked at hie for a minuta and then asded: ""When did vou ull crit out of dat prison "Yesterday," 1 replied, seeing that he had at onco discoTered ruy identity. "An1 vrhar' yo' all gwin to now?" ''I'm going to try to get to the Yan keelines." ' He began to grin, then he broke into a chuckle. Then the chuckle be came a laugh and he rolled 011 the ground. I thought htm demented tmd about to yiovo away when he set up and said: "I jest laSod nn'-coul ln't help it." ul don't tee auvt, bin g very fu! my about it.'1 ."But vovh&in't im ole nigger see. Hit's powerful funny an' izi got izoi to laT Borr.e mo'." He indulged i in? and roiling. :i rtiioiher and"; wlren tit or iauj :h- he had re covered from it he took h rest 0:1 a r' and said: Bout fo months f?gd l? mi?s caiis t e up one. ;.awi, an ;;ok? at n e a )V.i: time an' den savs: "iloses, 1 had a dream las' nik 1 dreams da one ' detn Yankee prison ers got out o' dat pen at Salisbury ahJ dat yo vras hMm him m de woods back yer Ie gwiue to hev yer wlnji ped for dut, Moses." Did she? '"She had me tied up an . whipped, jah, an i aim uian t git oner smartin fur two weeks. One tnawuiir 'boutj two months ago she calls me up again j an' says: ,,Tt 1C til - 1 "10 noy Moses, 1001c mo in ae eye: I has a dream agmdas mte.. I dreamed bit onft o' dfim Yankee nrisonera Lot eni ft dnt nnn at S;ilishnrv. an' d;it, vo' umv - I ' - - , - .... was hidin1 him in do tobacker , house. Dat's a'noder whippin' for yo', Moses.'" "And von got it again?" "Jess laid, it on to me de powerlul- lest sort, an1 dat smart didn't dun go away fur cber so long. 'Bout lo' weeks ago de missus dun called me up to de. big 'house agin. She looks at are a long tune, an den says: "bee yere, Moses. I had anoder dream 'bout yo Last nite 1 dreams dat one o' dem Yankee prisoners dun got o' dat pen down Jj Salisbury, an1 yt was hiaiii him in de bresh ober by de swamp. ' Ican'tputup wid dat. Moses, ran, ize gwine 10 nev yo wnippeci mighty hard for it. "And she actually had you whipped again ? "Xtv Iwrlf liftln't Hun rrot well vet.' sab, bnt-vo!yo!yo!-Izedun got '"to can't h!p it He wen t off into another 'spell,1 1 lnaliiii. n nAimln rf minitln. a n.l vilinn initiii n (.iiuiii; i L.injn.i-u, oi.iA n 111,11 he find recovered I said: "I can't see anything in all this to tickle vou so." "Dat's 'cause yon hain't mo, he re plied, as he wiped his eyes. "Dis mawiiin1 Missus dun called rne up ag'in. She was looking mighty pleas mc, nn oitncov she paid: "Moses, t baa anoder dream 'bout vo' las' nite. I dreamed dat one o' dem Yankee prisoners got outer dat pen down to Salisbury, an' dat yo'' found him in de woods nn brung fiim right up here to me. Yere's a nice piece of bacon to pay fur dat, Moses, an' yo' hain't gwine to lie whipped anv mo'." "Well?": I asked as he rolled around again. Whv, sab, can't yo' d;in sc.1 whi.t tickles me? Mis srs nau lo dreams .in -a il. I-got thrct w nippm s le; o vo hid dun yo" 'ill I cum, am now Izi trwine to a a underlie siiull in dt MliO'tV ho- ey u it f ni hnntin' an' den, ji t c;. wid yo'.' Sac Yjih If' . . ong 1 1 c ii ry Xi rad y ' A1 vice. ady's pryhi!ition tcndenci's were well .knovn' and wera roiuari-.a- bh; in a man of liis tenMeram:it and ... - surroundings, lie was ninreover, on pi the ter prohibitj. mists who did nc hrsifate to avow that he loved drink. Probably no better statement of his position was lever made than that which he wrote to his young friend (afterward liis successor). Mr. Clark Howell, in a leittM- inclosing "ii"birlh d;iy prcsen Vhe wrole': My.soti will be about your age when ytu are about mine, and he will enler the paper when 'j'ou are' about where I am. I have got to looking at you as a sort of perSg'Tring of what my son may Ijc, of looking over jou and re joicing in your succe-s, as; I shall want you to feel toward him. Let me write to you what I would be willing for you to write to him. Never gamble of all. the vices that enthrall men this is tho worst, the strongest and most insinuous. Out-side-, of the morality, ofii, it . is the poorest business and poorest jj fun. No man is safe that play 3 at all. I I never knew a 'man, a ienilem-tn an I mau of business who did not regret the time and money lie hadi wasted in it. A man who plays poker is unfit for e wry otlier business on earth. Never drink I love liquor and I love the fellowship iuvolvr d in drink ing. My safety has been that I never drank at all. It is much eaf-ier not to drink at all thanto drink a little. If I had to attribute what I have done in life to any one thing I should attribute it to the fact that 1 am a teetotaler. As sure sis you ate born, it is the p'.ensantest and the safest way. Marry early There is nothing that steadies a young fellow like marrying a good girl and raising a family. By marrying young your children grow up "when they are a pleasure to you. ou fee! ihe responsibility of life, the sweetness of life and vou avoid bad habits. If you never drink, never gamble and marry early, there is no limit to the useful and distinguished life you may live. You will be the pride of your father's heart and tho joy of your mother's. I don't know it there is any happi- ness on earth worth having outside of I t!ie happiness 01 Knowing mat you 1 .... m 1 I have done v;ur dutv and tii.it vou have tried to do good. Yon try to buiid up Thore are a! '.'.:) s plenty or others who will do all th-i teariiiLf down that i 00 lecos'-ai I '.vi try to live in tho sun- wb- s'av i:i the shade jeiiine. Me ai way.s gels ui'blewcd. Tic Billvllle Biinucr. We have a few moral reflations this week, but the subscription price remains the sam?. Tho old year is gone forevor, and is dead ?.s a door nail. Thon no use gnev,;! over s:il!e 1 1 in ! 1 ard ic when a man's got, n welt m his We have come to that one mill pond, six 1 jConciuMiv.i alligators and signboard don t m.ke a rial estate business. Every time the inmates of the j lunatic asylum hear from their mends ! ,,n thft outside they get nervous, for i r(,,ir t.bev wi be crowdect tor room. We helieve in woman's rights, and that woman should be allowed to rise in the world the earlier the better. ..... 1 . pince the Inndlmg where thoy can i , find it and go on with thonoring. 1 lino if tho irr.n i-.viinf.-i of :i ; !,ronfr ;a ft,.,f n!4n ivii! t,r,.-.irdi th.-. III, I L w IO I I 1 U illMII Mill I '4 ' i " " " gosp(d and make an effort to feed , horses on sixty dollars ayear. j The Lord givfcs every" man a HS pass to heaven. But some men heaven altogether by looking for ; railnmd Atlanta Constitution. 1 ..v.; A Philosophical Fauii. Amelia has pimples, and sores is the head, From humors internal her nose has grown red; She's a boil on her neck that is big as a bell, But in 'other respects dio is doing cpuite well. And pa ha dyspepsia, malaria and gout, If 13 hands with salt-rheum are all broken out; lie is prono to rheumatics that make his ieizsswell, . But in oir reects ho is tloins luit0 y 1 And. ma ha3 night sweats and a trouble . . - .. some cough, liiatail 01 our doctors can't secra Ur 1 drive ofT; She wnkes every night and coughs quite ! a spell, i .. .1 1. : ,1 , : r.,,'tt t in oincr rcspeeis enu is uuih well. mere jb uuiu.: help one bear trills o e m- n c case 01 ims laranv wum i- musi, ncvuv.. is a soon supply or nr. i ieieu v'jim-h , , 1 - , , i : . . 1 . i . 1 . . 1 Medical Discovery. It would cleanso Amelia's bad blood, cure pa'a ailments, and check ma's cougb. 'iho "Uoiatn Medical Discovery," by its action oa the liver, cleanses the system of imnuritiea. It cures humors, ulcers, boils, ".ftil ralt-rheum, erys.pet.s. and ai kinds of sores an 1 swellings. The only guaran- teed blood-pu rider. get Te ttdier I Job by, wo en; do we j-ioD: I at v--r r.'in ih. oi'I'e Nov. Edward, ill' S : " 1 r roiu r . ... , , it ' ' -V x Backien'3 Arnica Salve. The best salve iu the world far Cuts, Bruises, Sore. Suit Rheum, Fever Sores Tetter Chapped Hands Chilblains Corns und alt. Skin Eruptions, and po?d tivp'v t iires Pile or no nny rtKiuired. It i(i ii guaranteed to give pvrfert s;ttisfaetion f or money refunded. Prica 2 trents per ,w box. For sale bv T. P. Klattz & Co. A Child's Inquiry. Son! Pa, what is a war debt? Father. It is a part of the cost of i ha war, my son, tlut has not .been paid. - S. Who paid for the war? F. The government, my child. S. Where did the government get the money to pay for it? F. Borrowed some of it from the bankers and mady some of it. S. How mucli did the government borrow of the bankers? F. kmt SloO,()00,0(X). I S. Was this all gokl, pa? F. No, my son, about seventy mil lion dollars of it was gold and silver the balance w as paper money. S. How murtii did the war cost, na? F. Nearly ,1.-11 J four thousand million uuiiurs. S. Then, where did the gov. 1 nnient get the nst of the money to pay ior thu war? F. It made it, my son. The green backs which you see are government money. S. Who d'.d the government pay t h p gree 1 1 bac k s t o ? F. To the schdiers and s-iilors and the men who furnished them with provisions, clothos and guns. S. Jjoes the government owe ihe soMiers and other men anything? F. No, my s:n, it paid them u greenbacks. S. But who does the govern mep owe the war debt to, then? F. To the bankers and bondholders. S. But you said these men. onlv loaned the government one liMiidred and fifly million dollars? F. Yes, that is all. Wlr did they not loan the government more? F. They didn't have it, my son. S. How much does the government owe the bankers nlow? F. About ten hundred million dollars. ! S. How much lias the government paid them? r. About lour 11 t n thousand million dollars S p., jjj tjie bankers lo ifii.jin'y any I F. No, my child. I S. Did-they furnish any i clothes or guns? food or ; F. They do not work, my so 1. j S. Weil, then, if they only loaned ihe government one hundred :111c il Cry : million dollars and didn't do any figntin' ; or furnishin' and tb.e coveriiuieot- has I uiade the money and p ud the so'dicrs 1 111 11 e ' . 1 ami me otner men ror uom inese things, why has th; government paid the bankers four thousand mi I ion dollars and si ill owe them one tlioasand ' miliiou when the banks only had one hundred and fifty miliiou to .start wit.) ? F. I don't know, my child, this is too deep a question tor you and me. you you h id better go to bed now, and go to s:eep. S. Hut, pa, the Republican' part- claims the s-'lorv or putuu down too war, auu 11 vney paui .nc somiers 1 p 1 1 - 1 .1. . - i 1 : r 1 1 . with bnr - the mohev they made and didn t row the money from tin; banher.; and then have to pay the bankers over live thousand million .dollars to boot, L don't see no glory in it, do you? F. Oh. I. lmioss so. my son, we 'don't know ;invHiiug ;ihout it, com? '"'Oi K -to iKa'i L m ll feu. I : b. But, pa, we oit to know some- I . ; IHUIU, i'.UOUl, li,ll, ? jMinn 11. mum.., frL,0 ain't it ? miss ! V. Mary, come and g: t this boy a.laiul lake him to bed he's worrying th life out of.me. ( Wife comes and takes ho I a. - )oy to ben.) F. (Asid-) I'm afraid if that boy -keeps on !!. Ii 1"? ;i regular communist jor anarchist, h- does ix at anything 1 how such ider.s get into a youngster's . 1 11. It' r all (i 1 se 1 a little fttv sohiicr, 1 ieedii!:,' guns au pay over iUge. that after paving the r ' ( 1 i ; ! 1 1 1 n r. 1 tie citizens . 1 1 , t 1 jTir !i..'P.i. ,i:,d the f.ictone for .iHim'ii.--ti.!ti. wh tiil have to : !i(i!ii..i:id million dollar? . 1 . r -11 to men who dnlu t ngni. or niriiNi. ana on i 1 .. I .l it.ivnviiDinii - i-.iio ; I! n- 1U.I.,"V1 111, 1.11.111111111" wi.. dre'l ami fifty millions i'here must be som' 'iiiug wrong. I'll ask Major McKinle .Xaiiou'tl Ilffonmr.. Good Blonej-. The golditea talk a great deal about iod money. We remember a few 1 1. r... I 1 . , 1 .1 ,i 11 1 w-; 1 iii-.. tt-atvi yoavs ago mey iiu'i r,!;" ""- "' j jrood money, hard money, honest mou- ev ana papei uioiirjr ' , oiitN jM'u - ,h, r:l,.l)aby, the dishonest money. f1. Tliav nnw fa one better uud say silver is dishonest money. Well, now, Mr. Goldite, we all ! want g"od money. nat. um onr KOO(j UOney ever do anyhow? We'll i j rat;e,lt. take vour time and tell us are doing'some verv hard think- i e are uoug 10 mi ii ...... o r - -, , , not think ot ain thing it ever um. 11 didn't conquer Napoleon and Fecure ' th r-eaee ot Knmpe by sending him to St. Helena. that was done uv paper ' money whose contraction ami destruc lion between 1810 and 1823 ruined the liri.isli working people. Ii did not conquer British tyranny and establish ! the United States for a porr, cropped, ' dishonerod paper money did that. It did not conquer the rebellion and pre serve the Union, for a crippled paper money did that. It did not build the Pacific, railroad-; paper money did that. It did not reach into the great west und make the desert b'.o.som as the ros ; paper money did that. It-did not develop this country between 1S03 and 1873, as it had never been devel oped before, change village?1 to towns and towns to cities, erect factories and enlarge farms, and furnish backs to we.-.r out the products of the one and mouths to consume those of the other your ugood," uhonest" mony dicl not do that, paper money did it. : Now tell u, candidly: Is not our government ust as firmly established as if the victory of the revolution had been won with gold? If gold had been the mrin dependence, it would never have leu won, and you know it. Is not tho rebellion just as permanently settled as if the money used had been trold? You vvry we'll know that when the war came you took your gold out and hid it, and would not allow it to go down south in defensa of the flag. That flag might hava been torn into a thousand shreds so far fs you or your gold were concerned. Is not the Pa cific railroad just us great an improve ment as though geld had maae it? Are not those cities, towns, shops and factories, and those multiplied farms just as valuable additions to the coun try's property as if gold had paid for the labor that nude them, and were not t he 'laborer. more prosperous and happy than eer they were under the rule of gold1? Which is the good money? In all things ele we call a thing good which does good. Measured by this standard, where is your "good" gold money? A shame on you for a bae hypocrite, and for decemngthousands of good people into the belief that good money mut in some way be tacked to your lazy, cowardly, skulking gold, that always has been a coward in danger, a laggard in great enterprises, and a tyrant in Progressive Farmer, Mt. Ycr- jwn, II! . Tho Sub-Treasury. To neht the wrongs or the larraers is the purpose of the Farmers' Alliance We must first agree as to what is the wrong; and then we mnst azree on the remedy. The cart must notbe put be fore the horse, ihe sub-treasury plan i.-j a proposed -remedv for a very definite wrong, and just as soon as thnt wrong! is understood and acknowledged the sub-treasury follows as a or 'something better' matter of course. The onnonents 01 I ne suo-ireasury inva 1 1 1 1 1 riably made their attack on the dptui's of the plan, which have nothing what ever to do witlrthe principle, and never 00 much as give a thought to the finan cial abuse which it is proposed to cor rect. Let Ihera begin at the begin ning, and if they cm prove that there is no financial 'discrimination against the products of the farm, they have killed the sub-treasury plan as c.cau as Hector, . and re 1 not waste their .-.munition on j the dehisb of a proposition which has j no leg :efr. to stand on. Hors is j the profit During the fall j mouths tht-te is a money famine, caused by the marketing i vast quantities of wheat and cotton, the cuseon-nce 12 1 . 1 1 1 1 1 1 j tl-at all agriculturaL products seeking I he market at that time have to-be sac- rificed at S jier cent, below their real value, and th-speculators get the ben efit x fit. livery banker and business man in the country. riCognies this fact and makeH provision f u it. ns licst he .-an. Now brothers of the opposition, give us a calegtrieal auswei. Is it fo, or not? II you admit it, then join us in. finding the reiijedy, for it cannot he rigiic that. tl;p irmts or tne liirmers vear of toil fiiould le m ensured by a dear dollar, when ail other commodities are hu-asurcd by a comparatively cheap me. Let us have "equal rights." If you do not admit thore is a money .-triiigeney during t he fall months, then thce coin mns are open to vou to state our case, but the di:icusdtm must bo confined exclusively to tliis one point. Is there a wrong, or not? We have no fear of free discussion, and we cor dially invite it; because it is .the only w:iv by which we. enn .arrive at the truth. We are dealing with a new question in economies and it must i mscussea 1 ,1 1 - 1 I . t-r ii-n lr niw IV Plfillt nnv mSUMOIl of . i-iimiii 1 , nil ...... - - lierson; ilitv. brothers we hliali bd glad to he ir iron: y 'i. - r.Xih(n ;c lie- porter itichmnnd, I a. Urown "Did n take any holiday this season ?' Jones "Yes of course." I . . -. l.rown Hon- did o,l manage our j business while you vrere away.-' ' joues-()ll I just took my adver- tisemento-.it of the paivrs until I re pap-TS t, w; MQ !usine,.s turned, so thera was no , to manage. Capital idea, wasn't it?" Merit Wins. We de ilcTft(o fiv to our citizens that ueiro to say to our citizens, ina ars wc have becnsellin: Dr. Ivir.s s lor years wc nave oeen .-ciiihk ur. rvu: New Discovery for Consumption, ur, t-:'....'. v..t r ;f P.!l- i,.i-!,., Apnw-i IviniJ a -New Life 1 nln, buckien Arnica Milve and K'ectrie Hitters, and have nwer handled .remedies that etl as well, or that iiave "ivtm sueh universal satis faction, vv e do not hcsitat- to guaran teed !u-m every time, and we stand ready to refund the purchase price, if satisfac tory results do not follow th;ir use; These remedies have, won their irreat i popularity pureiy on their merits. Kluttz & Co., druggist?. Wlien P.abj waa sick, ire gar? her Camorta. When she irea a Child, she cried for Cartoria fThen she became Mias, she ching to CaataHa. When ihe had Children, she a3 them Castor ia Add to Your Vocabulary. ; T A certain father constantly told hU daughters: t4G iris, get new words into youf vocabularies " It was plain hpr admonition was heclctl. Seldom wri girls met whose language wa3 as variini and picturesque nstheirs. They "werrf -never at a loss to express ezacll? whafe they intended. They used di'tlerenK phrases to describe jlifferait feelings and sensations, and the proper one ap peared, where it was nerdr-d. Aftef talking to the-average girl, to wlmtrr everything is awfnllyweet' or "sim ply drentltul, ami v?boe terms for joy o.r grief, assent or denfttlf cfvn bo con ridently preilicteil, it was a pleasure aa well as a relief to listen to- tH?se bright 1 young people, whoss -eonversatioir showed what might be accomplished! with a little effort. ' " J he Lnghsh language., made nr m it is ef words derired from the princi :nl ianguages of the v.orld, holds im- . mense possibilities for the student Those able to speak. or write it ea3ilyr wno nave a ready command 04 a cor red plirvlology possess a power quickly recognized, and strongly felt; and it is a power which "a sufficient amount of study can give- tc those willing" to taka the trouble to accuse it. s . livery one may not b able to write' freely and with the mostagrceablV ef fect to the reader? although, with thV requisite amount-'df paiiis, mor cocrld be done m thi3 direction tharirmosfe people would suppose; bat' it is at least pessi bio tor young people and some older ones to "get a few new words in their vocabularies." A book of sy nonyms is an easily, accessible help. It could teach a few adjectives besides those itmvery day use, which are fre quently worn thread bartf. Indeed, some of these stock phrases have come meaningless. Harpers Bazar. . X)poA BcMs, Be w re A decision recently rendered hy to eminent Judge of the Supreme Uonrt will carry joy to iuershutT mechanic and printer, and strike terror Iv iA beats. The case on which tho cision was rendered was' in effect &3 fellows : A r.inn and wife purchased n quantity of ctoda from'a merchant, which they were either unable br-UD.- willing to pay for. Tho merchant sold the account to a col lec ting-age ncy-: that forthwith advertised the account . for sale, with several others, through the newspapers, giving the names, ac counts and what the debts .tvero in eurred for. The debtors wero sorelv aggrieved et the peblicity and suecl the collecting agency for dTmages and libel. The Judge ruled lUr.t tho ac count belonged to the creditor to do wh.it he liked with, in effect to dis playjt from the Housetops to auction it oiTon ths street corners, to advertise it through the newspapers or post it on every rail fence ia tin country. Hereafter we may look for displays of "Sale Accounts," ns plentiful as "Auction gjU'of Farm Stock." What a long list the newspaper publishers could furnish of oSad beats. j I'iglul Till JIo Dloil, Tiie accountj)f the girl wfyo laughed herself to deUi in Ohio is not without a precedent in this State. Several years ago "Farmer Allen" and "Brother Potlc-r,"a they were called (David Alien and . . I'otter.) used to travel together ns Iepubiican, stump speakers. They had a great funtj of stories, and were accustomed to s them in a comical way. They spoko at a meeting at Ddham, (we think U was), and Farmer Allen set one of th audience langhingjo that the man could not stop. Ilo was carried homet and literally laughed himself to deat)i. He was a l)mocratt too, we befiev, and so the killing was done upon ofto of the opposite part y. These inqidenLs illustrate the danger of people being as.funny a they can,- wlnch Ur. ilouues long ago Warned against Boston lit raid. It was not a bad illustration of th after offecU of the grip vvhieh Dennisi the coachman inada when asked if ho had recovered." "Yes" he said, "but I was sich sixteen days after I got well. Spring racket ne is now -waited, for If roil are j to lafcc aM get strong and InTlorAttfJ. THAT 'TlKKrj FEKLiau." JTii? newspapers ar barlngr a good deal c fnn now.idajs ver that MUrod leeltnj;,,eo much spoken of in the myllf.&l KlrertlsmeiiL8- In nnnrnMrtlon i ti h IL! Ul-hcalth of foaates. It may bs a Eouro of bllarlty to witty. paragrapaers. but not m to aof- fenn troaj'n, wno, uyovtrworir. ana a cusrefrara of the law of health, hare lapsed lata a condition bordrrlni,' oa Invalidism. What moat womea neel la to be relleed of s-omcof the blartah work that U piled cn them, and a free, bat Judicious ate cf BtrcntherJng tonics, ttn as P. P. P.Prlckly asX l'oka Ticot and rotasalum). the great eat blood pu, lntigonlorln Bi;e. superb as a bnllfier upof women. brlni.lmr bark lot energy to the UT)0f women. br1ni.lmr bftfk lot enerjry ix.iy, and color to the laaea cneeki, resiono? in - apatite, aal thus renewing in her that healthy vjt'aUty once lost. P. P. P. cures allblooa disease hi-h as rheui,iatisTn, aj pnuis; tout, Hcrofala, ana all alcerous aJTrctlons. even ranialhnlne that mel-. anchcly enemy of an, dysppsiit. AU. druggist sen it. Kcroialt canvl ev t-n "in lis-wur&t fonns, by P. P. P., and you rlil bo strfiiij and healthy In .a short; tlni3 by tlie use of P.4'. P. CONSOTPTJOW CURED. An old piyaclan, rrtlred-frora practice, haricf h i l piiKxul in his hands by an East Indl misslon nry tUe formula of a simple vegetable remedy for tue spce.ly and permanent cure cf ComstimpUon. Hroi'ciiitis. (anl), nthnfta and all Throat ana J.an? AftVetlon, a posture and radical cura for Nervous lielxut an l all Nerrous Complaint, titter k-'ivihg tested its wonderful curitlre powers In tuo'jsmit-i of c sps, .has felt it tus duty to make U knora to Us surferlait fellows. Actuated by WU . m li e und a deBtre to relieve human BulTerlnjj,-1 . will wml free of cb ire, to all woo detre U. this recipe, la tieimaa, French or EnsavA. wlt'a full dl rvilons for pi eo.irln? and uainjr. ent by rm-ll by J fres-ln? ttli sfatftp, ttJHntng thts fwper, W. . Children Cry forPitcher's Cajtorfi, I r ! II: ? 1 ill i ( i ' 1 J ' 2 'I r i t i .1 s 1 4 . i ! - y - 1 J 4 i l I n t ill