mjIE VA TCILMAN llA3 50 per cant, uxDre circulation than any other paper published in Salisbury, and js therefore the best ad- is the Organ of the1. Farmers' Alliance in1 Gth and 7th Cdncres sional Districts. Advertisers, make a note of this. - v3r"8iW VOL. XXIIV- THIRD SERIES. SALISBURY, N C, THURSDAY, D.-3 03 13 31 15 1892. NO -4T ; What' Is - &3i Castoria is r. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children It contains neither 0?iumMorphlno nor ether Xarcolic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soolliins Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria is tho Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend. Castoria. 'Caotorla isso well adapted to children thct I rocomraend it as superior to any irescription knows to rae.M II. A. ARenzn, JI. D., 111 So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, X. Y. "The use of 'Castoria' U so universal and its mcriU bo well known that it fiwnu a vrgi k of supererogation to endorse it. Few are tLs intelligent f amilies who do not keep CacEorU within caay reach." CAHioa ILumrs, D. D., New York City. Thb Ckstau IT 18 A DITTY yon owe yourself and fam !r to ret the bent valne for your money. Eoonouitxe in your footwear by purchasing V. L Uonglao bhoea, whlrh represent the beat vtiae for price asked, as thousand SSrUkS NO SUBSTITUTE.. W. L, DOUCiLAS S3 SHOE cENk THE BEST SHOE IH THE WOflLff FOR THE M0N&T. A celn eewed shoe, that trill not rip, fine ealf, seamless, smooth Inside, flexible, more com lortable.r.tvllsh and durable than nr.y other shoe eter soid at the price. Equals custom ui oda shoes cotliag from 61 to is. CiA find f5."5 Tlard-eevred, flnecnlf shoes. Tha Ba most stvlish, easy and durable Bhoe3ever sold . el the price. lUey eaual lino imported shoes coating HO lollee Bhoe, worn by farmers and all - Os others who want a good heavy calf , three soled, extension edpe shoe, easy to walk In, and will keep the feet dry ftud warm. ' &9 30 FinC'nlf. 82.'2S and 67.09 Work p S I nsmen's Shoes will give more wear for thn money than any other make. They are made for ser . vice.' The increasing sales show that workingmea have found this out. K3rc ana ronihs' 91.75 School . uUVD .- h are worn by the boys every whereT The most perviceablcshoessold at the prices. I firiiocl 93.00 Ilnntl-wewed. IUaUIUi3 pi.OO and 91.75 Shoe for Til iHsesare made of the beat Dongola or fine Calf, as desired.; They are very stylish, comfortable and dura ble. TheaXGOshoeequalscustornrnadeshQescosting f roitj tHAtO tdlo.M. Ladies who wish to economize ia their root weur are finding this out. ' -Oaation.W.L. Douglas' name and the price Is stamped on the bottom of each shoe ; look for It : when you buy. Beware of dealers attempting to sub stitute other makes for them. Such substitutions are fraudulent and subject to prosecution by law for ob taining money under false pretences. V.L. Urocktou, Mass.. Sold by ffl. S.BRQWAi. ) TUB feSington- Life Ins. Co. OF NEW YORK. CONDENSED STATEMENT. JANUARY 1ST, 1892. Asset, - - -Ueservcd for policies, N. Y. htiindani 4 er cent., ami all liabilities, New Insurance, 1S91, - -outstanding Insurance, -paid Policy-holders in 1 8t 1 , paid Policy-holders since or ganization, -Income, liWl - - $11,-1j9,G3S T8 - 11,032,20 25 ll.Ttl'Jjtoi - 50.53OG22 l,447j000 45 - 2a,Gri5,r.:4 or. 2,084,435 74 Assets Iurested as Follows: Loans secured bv tno-rtjeges on Real. Estate, first liens, - 0,541,192 92 New York-Uity bonds, - - 271.832 50 Brooklyn waeer bouda, - - 144,00C UlchujGn.1. (Va.)-boml3, - - 10,300 Lj.mis to Policy-holders on Co.l3 j Policies, -' - - - - 278,739 Collateral loan?, - - 3,500 , Ileal Estate, cost value, - - 501,818 25 1 Caih in bank and trust Co.'s, - 217,708 Intfrett accruedj. premiums de- 'ferred and in transit, etc., ,r 4l6,06rjnf $11,459,038 78 'For agencies and other particulars, address. H. D. BLAKD, - ' Special District Agt,, Ualeigb.X.C. STATESYILLE Is the Place to Get Monuments, Tombstones, &c A large stocic ot Vi.llMONT MARBLE to arrive in a few days Whj guarantee tisfaction in every respect and positively will not be undersold. Granite . Monuments I Of all ks"ip a. spceliilty C. B. WEBB & GO-, Mention tneW itckman v hen jou write Castoria cures Colic, Constipation, Sour Stomsjch, Diarrhoea, Eructation, Ki'tU Worms, cies sleep, arid promotes dl gestion. Without injurious medication. For several years I have rooorsnonde! your ' Castoria,' aad ahsJl always continuo U do so oa it has iuvarubly prodaceJ.beoefida robulttt." -LEdwim F. Parties, M.. D., tSUi Street and ?Ui Ave., How York City OoKPijrr, 77 Mcrat Btrmt, Nkw Yoek Crrr ... .j. . . ... . .. . 6finyi LI TD 69 To Young Mothers Hakes C'JM OSrJh Easy. Shortens Labor, Lessens Pain, Endorsed by the Leading Physicians. ,Jiook to "Mothers" mailed FREE. I 'i a s o s BRADF1ELD REGULATOR CO. -ATLANTA, GA. 3Y ALL, DRUG? o o SOLD rlSTS. CURES Mrs. E. J. Ilowell, Medford, Mass., saj-s her mother has been cured of Scrofula by tha use of four bottles of ff? after having had muchothertreat- incnt, and being reduced to quite a low condition of health, as r$ was thought she could cot lire. Cured mylittld boy of heredi tary scrofula which ap- peared all over his face. For a year I had given up all hope of his recovery, when nnaiiy I was tf induced to use EfiSfls A few bo ttles cured him, and no symptoms of tho disease remain. ilK3. T. L. Matiter"?, Ilatherville, Miss. Out book on Clool an I Skin Disoise milled frre. Swut Specific Co.. Atlanta, Ca. as an antl-bnio-s pjid cmtl-raalarlal remedy aro vonUcTf;U in their effects in free in tr the fystnin cf biliousness and laalarfci. 2o on livinj a Malarial H-egioaa should be r!thn tljetn. Tlieir uso prevents attacks cf chills and ferer, dumb ague, billons colic, and fjivesftj the system strentrth to resist dl tlia I 4 evils of an nnliealiliy and iinpuro at- T -Vs? mosphere. Elegantly supjir-coated. ' ince, oc umce, o'j I'axu. Place, N. Y. O.OrO.G OGQOOO Norfolk Alliance Exchange 11 and 13 Commerce Sk, isTorfolk, Va., Owned and controlled by Alliapceraen for handling produce. COTTON A SPECIALTY. Don't sell before writing for par ticulars to J- J. ROGERS, Mgr. , P. O. Box 212. n n ts MARBLE WORK! PRC I'P.lETOE. ALLIANCK imtliCTOKY. , Hattonal Alliance H. L Loucks pres ident, Huron, South Dakota, address Washington, D.C., J. II.Tuiner, secretary treisurer, Georgia; J. F. Willetts, lecturer. Kansas. State A Wante Marion Butler, president, Clinton, N. C; W. b. lirue, secretary, Raleigh. Tth Cong regional District Lecturer, A L'M&ir. M'oresville; President, Col. H. A. For .ey, Catawba; V.-Pre . E. P. Pcnic.k, Elmwoodf Secretary and Treasurer, J. L. l.insey, Salisbury. R-taaa County Jesse Miller, president, Blackmer; M. L. liitchic, secretary, Saw. ' Jredell Ctunly J. M. Parks, president, Statesville; ,M. E." Ramsey, secretary, Moorcsvillc. Cabarrus County A. F. Hi I em an, presi dent. Concord; Dr. J. S. Latferty, secre tary, Concord. DavUhon County R. S. Green, president, J hues; W. A. Lindsay, secretary Thoaias viile, - - Catateba County 54. T. Wilfonjr, pn-si-lent. Newton; J. F. Herman, secretary, Scv.ton. i - N. C. Refjrui Press Association. OjicersJ. L. Iiamsey, president; Marion 3utlrr, vice-president; V. S. Barnes, sec retary. . ' PAPERS. Progressive Parmer, State Organ, Caucasian, Kural Home, Caroilaa Wmchman, Farraera' Advocate, Mounuin Home-Journal, Raleiffh, N. C. rilntoQ, N.C. Wilson, js. c. Salisbury, S. V. Tarboro, N. C. Ashevllle, N. C. Qoldsboro, N. C. - Trinity College, N. C. AUhtnce senilnei, 'joum rj Life, nercury, llicKory, . u. tattler. WLittakers.N C. Each of the above-named papers are re quested to keep' the list standing on the first page and add others, provided they are duly elected. Any paper failing to advocate the Ocala platform will be dropped from the list promptly. Our people can now see thai papers are published in their interest. The Conference Platform. The following is a correct copy of tha platform sulptpJ" at St. Louis by lie labor conference: FINANCE. 1. We demand" a national currency afe, sound and hVxible issued bv the neu -ral g'lvernment only; a ful! egal tenner for alif tlebts, public and private; and without the use ot bank ing corporations; a just and equitable means of circulation, id a tax not to exceed two j er cent, as set. forth in the sub-treasury plan ot the r aimers Al liance, or some better system; also, bv payments in the discharge ot its obli sfations'for public improvements. a. YV6 demand free and unlimited coinage of silver. r. We demand the amount ot cir culating juediu-m to be speedily in creased to not less than $50 per capita. c. "We demand a graduated income tax. d. We believe that the money of th treasury should be kept as nint h a possible in the hands of the people and hence we demand all National and State reve.rues shall be limited to the necessa'Y expenses of government. economically and honestly administered. e. We demand that Fostal having banks be established by the govern ment for the safe tleposit of --earning of the people .nd facilite exchange. LAND. 2. Your sulj-conr.nitt.ee upon the land plank, beg to submit to your :ip. provnl the following: -The land, in cluding all natural resources of wealth, is the heritage of all people, and should not be monopolized for speculative purposes, and -alien ownership of land should be prohibited. All lands now neld by railroads -and other coporations m excess of their actual needs and all lands-now owned by aliens sdiould.be reclaimed by the Government and held for actual settlers only. TRANSPORTATION 6. Transportation being a means of defence and public necessity, the Government should own and operate roads in the interest of Ihe people. a. The telegraph and telephone, like the postal system, being a necessity for the transmission or news, should be owiudjitid operated by the government in the interest ot the people. While some parts of the above ad- i l i dress may seem at a mere glance to make partisan political distinctions. yet upon careful study one will clearly $e? that it is non-partisau, and further, will be impressed with the truth of its promises, and the ability of the com mittee who framed it. It was adopted with only a few dissenting votes, and the platform was adopted unanimously, and received with great applause. The conference living completed its work hs a representative body, and adjourned tine die. Milk, when freshly drawn from the cow, is a veiv limpid liquid. It Lr comes slightly viscoul afier standing for a short 'time through the form ution in it of a small amount of fibrin. The fat in milk is usually said to con sist of a mixture of several fats most prominent among which are olein, stearine, palm din, butyrin, caprylinn aud rutin. But. it is hard to determin !o what extent inese various fats are present in fresh milk; some of them cannot be detected w hen milk is freshly drawn. 1 met lean lhti ijiiutn. stonewall Jaclci.nAs Horse. A m mi & "the stores c;nluml al Harper's tf'erry, write Mrs. Jackson 1 1 her "Lfftf, off-! not the 1 at Tamable ws a. tmiii of cars on the Baltimore and 0!ru -Kail-roa!, Iwund for Washington, ;ud loaded with horses for the .government. This was alawful piize and , was ut hi v. turned over to the IWethrale :in..& with (he extent ion of two hnrvet- which General Jackaou purchased. Thinking that hostilities would Voot, Je over, he selected the smaller uf tiie two, a pretty oirelvus a present for his wife. General Jackson hail jfeveral other horses, but preferred the lutle sorrel to them all, finding His gait, as he tx pre-se 1 it, "as easy j the rocking of i cradle1 He lode this horse in - nearly every battle m which he was engaged. uFa-.cy,'ai the&ftet.' was named, indefatigable. One reason Delimit was that he always lay down when the . . I i. .iaj i? . i- ii'uiiiiciuu naiieu ior a rest, ins mas ter made a pet of him, and often fed him with apples from his own hand. After being lost for a time upon the Jail ot (jenerr.l Jackson at Chan cel U.rsvi lb, the horse was. found by i i n i .. ..... boil federate Soulier, and kmdlv sent to the Jackson family in North -Carolina, lie lived many years in Lincoln County on the farm ii Doctor Morrison, father in-law of the general. One of young Monisons used to say that Old fcaiievf as he .was always called on the farm, "had more se.ise than any horse he ever saw." He could make a good use ot his mouth in lifting latches smd letting down barsas a man c uld with his h tnds. One of his habits was to let himself out of his stable, and then 540 deliberately to t he doors of all the other horses smd mules, liberate each in turn, md then march off to the grain fields with them all behind liiiu like, a soldier leading his command. But he wa such a pet that his 111 isneiueanors passeu ! r Cleverness. He was often t-ken to county fairs, where was an object of as much- inter est as one ot the old hirones of the! war, He was more than thirty vearsof ag when he died, in 18S0, at the Soldiers' Home in Richmond. A stnlf.-d effigy uf this old war horse may still be seen in ghiss cast? in the library of the Home A Feast In Z ilulaiul. A dozen magnificent lo:ig-h .rned cattle were run into t he kraal, and sev- n stalwart warriors followed them in ass tgass in hand. Crowding the c rt tle in a bunch itgainst the. wall, e :ch varrior singled out a victim, and with i mighty thrust plunged the keen, bright 'blade into the. animal's heart. Gei erallyspeakiug, the one swift, sun iilow w;is sufficient, but in two threj eases the stricken animals avoided the d-'ath thrust and, goaded to in dness b . I'e deat h W ound, unde metiers exceed- ngly lively for the Zulus for the in-xi few minutes, chasing the.u frantically about the kraal until some well hurled isseg'ai bi on;. ht them to earth. One big steer, horned like a Texan, kept his feet and fought till a dozen assegai blades were buried buried buried in lis body, and iu his blind rushing he knocked over a couple of men, As Bad as Could Be. Profanity is always unpardonable, and 3'et so many, many men are prone to it. It they cannot resist the tempta tion to anathematize they should at least be careful when in the presence ot children, for, oh, the little ones do learn to swear so re idily! Strange iis it may seem, there is soim thing very cute at times in the actions of the lit- .1 ' . 1 'I' . It tie ones wnen tney intimate their un worthy examplars in this bad practice Perhaps it is the very incongruity ol ihe thing the contrast between theit innocence and the evil they are indul ging in. There is a gentleman in this city who does not take exactly the sme view of the case that I do though, and upon reflection I almost believe hr is riht. His litile boy, a mere baby, was talking to his m 'hr some time ago, and she asked him if one of his p lav mates was a bad child. "Bad!" replied the little h.y. "Why, mamma, he's awful. He cusses like h I.'' The switch was used that day, ad some big jteardrops fell. Richmond Dispatch. LSMOJ L.IX1K Us Wonderful Effects on the Liver, Stomach, Bowels and Kidneys. For Biliousness, Constipation and Ma laria, take Lemon Elixir. r'or Indigestion, Sick and Nervous Headache, take Lemon Elixir. For Sleeplessness, Nervousness and Heartfailure take Lemon Elixir. For Fevers, Chills and Debility, take Lemon Elixir. Ladies, Tor natural and through organic regulationtake Lemon Elixir. Dr. Moffty's Lemon Elixir will not fail you in uv of the above named dis eases, allyvhicb arise from a torpid or diseased ' :irver, stomach, kidneys or bowels. Preparonly by Dr. If. Mozley, At lanta, GaSOc. autl $1 bottles at drug fcjists. fa A Pr Siinent Miaister Writes. After tejl years ofgreat suffering from Indigesli4, with greitt nervous prostra tion, biliojfeness, disordered! kidneys and rms ipaton, 1 have:een curetl ny l)r Mozlev's Bemon Elixir and am now wili manl UevIC C Davis, If.': ana ai m 19 al RICHARD RAZOR'S LETTEU. Last Wednesday we had our boy Jim doing some carpenter work iu the office and he is ordinarily a very fussy kind of a boy, but on this oecasiou we had given hiin oine work to do that required the use of a dull saw, a I ad faced hammer and some second hand nails. We had him putting up a partition and he made such a racket lhat we could not hear and scarcely see. We decided to tnkeastroll through the citv to get clear of the fuss ai.d at the some time see what the out look w as for Xinas. Goods among the merchants not for our 011 benefit at all, for we never have money tevbuy Xmas tricks with. If our good looks fall to get them we are lefi every time. But for the benefit of the readers of the Watchman, for we know many of "ihein have something to buy with, while standing on the corner we saw a great crowd standing iu front of the J. M. Davis & Co. Racket stortfon Tryon street. We made a straight shoot for the store and elbowed inside of the house. Our good looks, as is always the case, in a crowd, attracted the attention of Bro. J. M. Davis, w!h, fortunately for ine, was standing just inside, smoking a two ior a nick le lie cut a glance, saw I was embarrassed by being crowded among a set of faces. He armed us and said he would open the way and see that" we we were not trod on by the feet ol' men. I thanked him and told him that some of the women had big feet too, and he suid that he meant all. I asked him what was causing the stir, lie replied that ihey had just opened 31 large cases of holiday goods, aud between putting them in plaee and waiting on an army of customers, it had got things on a hump. We started down the aisle, counter on both sides, and behind each counter was a line oi laoy cieiKs, ana ihey were good looking clerks, some ol them beyond good looking, they were pretty, or that is what we heard a red mounted, crooked nosed fellow say that mi I on Ins glasses. But the counters Were groaning uuder the weierht of toys uuii owier Holiday goods, and suspended over the counters was a like amount, About half way down I stopped, and i hi i Iwiii rht PMine tn mv liiiii.i. ihi.tislhuva mo settle lhat to beirin with. 1 the home of wonders. Aladin with his wonderful lamp not produce a more va ried and beautiful collection of delights for the little folks thau are now on exhi bition at the si ore of J M. Davis & Co. Bro. Davis could not find names for each article and he had one of those girls to in naiaiii; the liUcient ailicles. A.s we Cnt down she was polite and took great pains to show us how to wind up such ot , ihe tovs as run oy a spring. Sue I suppose thought I was a rich uaer- chaiil from I he rural districts and wanted lo make a large purchase, or she might have thought that I had ten or twelve little boys and .girls and would treat them all next week, get their Xmas fix ings, or my good looks may have had something to have done with the marked attention the lady clerks gave. The vouit.,' soaietimes ate carnea away by ueauty. I will just give the names of a few things as I remember them: Dolls of cloth ami lubber dolls of all sizes, dolls dressed aud undressed, dolls that walk, talk, dance and cry, dolls that eat and have treaussaus. Steam boats, steam engines in reality, work l . shops of all kinds run by steam, railway dying musical acrobats, devil among the tailor's, tables, jumping jacks, jumping Irogs, travelling cooters, swimming ducks, switch-back railroads running on full lime, toy tea sets, parlor sets, kichen sets, toy bed room sets. This is only an inkling. I asked Bro. D.iviswhen would we get to the end of the house, ifthi.- wasall. Another pulf from his two for .t nickle aud he said, go to the basemen There we found another store full of, well, we cairt say what. Ihe first thiug we done was to run over more express wagons, carts, wheel barrows, bycycles. velocipedes and such like than wotiid sunolv an ordinary school district. 1 backed to the foot of the stairs as I saw- there was no room for my feet down ihe.re. I looked and saw vases, China ware, queensware. lampwaru without end. Wo asked Bro. Davis if that was sill. He nulled the two-for-a- nickle -irain and we went to the second story Tnis floor was filled with clothing, hats md cans. We looked at that mammoth collection ol clothing aud then at our own old back and wondered what would bechance tur a swap fur a swap. W e saw several fellows netting into new clothes, but all we could do was to draw a long breath. A fellow asked us if w e ft It any change after coming from the basement to the third storv. he meant as to the atmos nhere. We did't understand ' him aud i'e It in our pocket and told not a nickle. We next climbed to the third story ami feasted our eyes on enough carpeting to cover the floors of all the rooms ot ten such buildings as the Royal Palace a ritockholtn. A little further ou we found piles on piles of toys, novelties, etc. more than we can describe, huddled together iu a way that will attract the attention of the old and young, the rich and the poor, and lhat will make the children's eyes open wide w.th w onder and their hearts beat fast for joy. We began to e!t)ow out of the house with teais iu our eyes for we had taken nothing into the store, and of course we could not take anjthing out. When you go in you will meet, Ren- Shi Ids at the door with a smileon his face. Ben is one of the old standby's of the liu ket, and is always a " a f .numor. eb aw i, ! the wf 1 knwCharl? Je shoe man 1 in a irood humor. VV e saw W iucsixi t i as happy as if ft was Saturday and f VJ 11 II r CIUUV MWMJ was going to see his best girl. 1 The next house we tumbled in was James Harrison & Co. The second story of their house is made up of Christmas goods. The house is not as large as the Racket but just as full. All the same tojs -without end. The tunny man of the firm met us at the door and began to show and price goods: baby dolls, to' wagons, rattlers, tops, jumping jacks, and all kinds of baby fixings. We told him w e wasn't that kind, had not come to buy but to see and tell the readers ot the Watchman where Christmas goods could be found. We foa- d prices in reach of all. Tbo funny man said that he was non-partisan in his dealings; when customers came he offered I hem good goods at prices to suit the time, and he did not ask them what their age was, what eonnty or state they were born in, what their .occupation was or whether they had seen the bears, 01 whether they carried their money in their stocking, or what ticket they voted or whether they were aspirants for the postofficeor mint, or whether thev favor free coinage or the government owner ship of railroads. All that he asked was for everybody to come ana ee him ami if they want anything in his line to say so and he would accommodate them as to style and price. We dropped in at Eddln's book store. John and Charles said they had nobreend es and coats and hats aud stockings ach such like, but when it came to books and stationery ana mnsimas caras, goiu pens, musical instruments and all kinds of book store Christmas presents lor hus bands, wives, sisters, mothers, fat tiers, brothers, chileren. sweethearts, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends and kinsfolk, tin v were in it. 1 hey have a handsome stock of goods in their line at bed rock prices. See there ad. in the Watchman. They have promised us a speller for a Christ- insist present. .Now, while you are looking for Christ mas goods don't forget your house, but get on your hind legs and rack round to W. E. SShaw and Co. aud get a new set ol harness, new lines and reins, and throw those old bark and rope reins awuy lhat you have had, and your bridle all year. Get a new saddle and throw that quilt away that you 4uive been riding on all year. Get a collar and stop wearing your horse's neck out with the naked names he keeps them at rock bottom prices. We met J. H. Weddington in our rounds. He said Brown, Wedding- ton aud Co. had a full line of Christmas goods. We looked about in the house and found a large quantity of goods and all useful and necessary. But they have a great many toys that we have no voice for. When it comes to playing with a four pound axe, or spade, shovel, spade, pick, crow bar, wheelbarrow, handsaw 1 sledge hammer, hoc, grain cradle, cross i cui saw, oroaa ax, ioou auz, anu sucu T " .1 ' a V Xv . m cles that we could not name. We would asked to be excused, but they have them all the same, and they are liberal. They have as accommodating corps of clerks as you will find. One of them offered to sell me everything they had if I had the money to pay for the goous, but said 1 owed 50cts now, he would be pleased lo went to the deu aiid found that Jim bird finished a small lumber room he was working at when I left, aud had nailed himself up in the room and had forgot to leave a door. Bichakd Razor. He Didn't Know French. The gentleman from the West pulled hi nisei Liip to the hotel table, tucked his napkin under his chin, ricked up the bill of fare, and began to study it intently, .bvery thing was in restaurant r reiicli, and he didu t like it. "Here, waiter,"' he said sternly, there's nothing on this I want." "Ain't there nothin1 else you would like for dinner, sir ?' inquired th-. waiter politely. "Have you got any sine quanonr The waiter, gasped, "No sir he replied. "Got any bou nuts?" "N-nt, sir." "Got any -semper idem?" "No, sir-we hain't." "Got any jeu de sprits?" "No, sir, not a one." "Got any teinpus fugit?" l,l reckon not, sir?" "Got any soires dansaut-?" "No, sir." The waiter was edging off. "Got any sine die?" "We hain't sir." "Got any e pluribus unum?" The waiter's face showed some signs of intelligence. "Seems like I heard oh dt, Mr," rushed out to the kitchen, only return empty handed. "We ain't got none sir," he said, t lie to in a tone of disappointment. "Got anv mat der nier?" ' "No, sir"." The water was going to pieces fast I 1 he I'eiitlenian from the West was The gentleman from the West Jaserene as a May morning, 4 Qot vice Tersa? ' l,e j Got any inquired again. The waiter could only shake his head. "No? Well, my le y in ve got . i i -nun hacan and cabbage and a corn dml:er?" "Deed we has sir, exclaimed tne waiter in a tone of utmost relief be airlv flew out to the kitchen. Drtroit ..a f 111 Free Press. .Terrv Simpson, ot Kansas, is none of your ordinary one-horse financiers. He is a whole team and a spike at th it with a yellow dog under the wagon. H-; don't w n. a gold dollar, nor a sd ver dollar, nor a paper dollar, but a d 1 l ir bus d on the value of goods. Tha s wiuit he would probably ca 1 a "flex i'ole c trie t v, ' widen wo ial r-xpami or cont'aC. in value acco;-dta to ihe Hfvihditv of the "good." W neii there i ! was a whopping big crop of wheat, f r y instance, Jerry would want asilver dol- - J0 abot as b!g as a cart hj whe.d ilmintjton I I Star. . Jlis Straggle With 0irW.- 0e day I realised, writes, a former victim of tiie opium habit, tl ai mV word was no longer a symbol v( ftu.i., a nd the mora I natn re 1 hd i, of r : , . . drowned leaned up in the iLuc ,;,.. called me "ii irr to mv f . Ce. li eu I ax ke, ami f.-r the fitt time for many a day i prayed. The:; -i!,o came the resolve, the cterniioeu - rrsoi ve, com what may, to done with this un liable tyranny. At C .lok tha evening I toi4c a Itraity iinjd of i?feat (pnnupaih ) ai.d n httl- (w v little) redwiue. It wa J;;r-e " 1S6S. had determined wJk ijo the -nm-mer night wlk ti l 1.,- :', if recM. ry b t walk iiikl ..n u.y ba 'e, u I livMi thiwugii tUe OK'e :ert ., y watch at home tii;,t i in ght pwn "t for opium: I took hd uione with m ; even as I left home a4 s'ruck ai ro-s the downs 1 felt the crating coming on (the hour for niv penultimate di ae was aniana; aim i Kuw my Im.pti- I (.tit ... .... A I. . I nun was wiiu me, ami l i-d l!"!'.Y . 1 long and bitter the strtiggb llie Claying seem tome a paljald.' hape that walked lesi e me. a j ie ence that out ran 'me ;.n 1 lost nrr, . vA came back to nie like a laitbtul dog that would not lose or leave me that I could not leave or lose. Sometimes 1 sung, sometimes T raved and snore. 'Ill . J k . f-. (W III . u U- U , . v 111. sometimes I prayed and wept, but. nev er once, thnk trod, did my n solution taller. . XI I a., ... . ... aiucn ot that mght 1 did not, member. Dim tinners cam !.. !; r- me at times, such as a fall 1 had once, hurting ti.y knee. I think 1 frighten, ed some oi,e w ho a?ked me some ques tion, and I Mieve I can rerolleet that I myself grew at one time full of fear feu r ot hurting m self,-not others ; ai d then i suffered thiist such lhiist,sucli awful thiist .ut I must have staked it 8oniewheie,To- in the morning my , lot 1 les and necktie were all Wet, and so was my hair. At seven in the morning of the next day I found my self leaning on a gate and looking-out on the landscape before with a sort of curious wonder as to how I came there; my heal dropped on my hands. I slept for ( I think) only a tew minutes and awoke quite well. A curious freak of nature has taken place in the person of a young-man, named Jones, aced II vears. living at Stamping liround,bcott county, Ky. . ' , J b"ut two yea.ra ag3, .he complainned of a severe pain in his left shoulder I and arm to the elbow. He suffered intensely for several months when the parts affected began to change co'or until it become a dark brown, and at the same time the pain diminished until it finally ceased, when it m was noticed (this was abouta ye.r ago) that a thick grow tltof brown hair h .d made its appearance on the brown or the the tie Ihe tie the the discolored parts, extending Irom elbow to the collar-bone, covering shoulder blade, ai.d at I his 1inie hair is over one inch in length, pain has entirely disappeared and young man - nas almost- twice strength in that arm that he has n uther- A Petersburg, Va., dispatch fays-: William Tucker died yesterday in Sus sex county from over-feeding. 1 tie evening before he ate one gallon of venison hash, half gallon of coffee aud crackers mixed together, and a linlf gal lon of water and crackers, a pound of dry sug.r and a lot 'of pork ifnd bread. o lj o rj o CURE5 ALL 5K1M AND BLDDD DISEASES . i . . B 15 . . I J. 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