by. .".-X -V;' r REFUSED TO BE CONFINED Honeysuckle Escaped From Format Gardens and Parks to Bestow j Its Fragrance on AH. - 1 ; DISTIL V Salisbury, N; CM Dec. 6, 1916 Thomas E. . Watson, pub li&her.of Watson's Magazine and The Jefferson , after be ing tried three times for printing some quotations from Roman Catholic theological works, has been acquitted of Bending obscene matter thru tthe mail. The stuff which caused the indictment was shown to be parts of Romish theology and is obscene, if there is such a thing. We are at a loss to determine whether Watson has scored a success or failure. If he had been found guilty it would have put these ' books in a class Where they belong and at the same time prevented further publication of sueh literature. The next step would have been to regulate Romish theological dogmas. TIMOTHY HAY ON EARLY SHOPPING By JOHN STOCK BRIDGE. OU can say lor me, ' stated Timothy liay, wnen seen tills morning by a reporter, "that this do your - Christmas- shopping-early stunt Is all off with mo now and for ever, one and indivisible, world with out end, amen. "I started to do my Christmas shop . ping Nearly," continued Timothy, giving his fllrver. a disciplinary kick as it growled at a passing, terrier, "but it "was right on the start that I overtook, discovered and otherwise apprehended ftnMcn rfp T""yp"' . . . - "Christmas shopping, yon are; at llfr jBrty ; to Quote me as saying In your trainable medium, is bunk if you add ton 'early to it. ! It was about Thanksgiving time, If I recollect rightly, that we were first jadmonlshed to do our Christmas shop ping early. It struck me as the proper (thing to do. I decided Td do it. Naturally, the thought first came pi me What to give myself for Christ mas. X always hand myself some slight token of my esteem at the happy yule- pdev It compensates for what other folks hand me. A little gift doesn't SfeTdea"Vrt a Haircdt for My cnns f mas Gift to Myself." have to cost very much "to make a hlt-with me if I give it to myself with the proper spirit. "It's the giving, rather than the re-, celving, of this gift that brings me the more pleasure, anyway. "Well, gasoline has been going up pretty steadily lately you notice I do not talk in dialect in spite of my rural j For a time the vine and flowers were name and predilections; if I talked in kept within the bUunds of gardens,. dialect I would say gas was goin up; lawns and parks. Then it ran away.-i Years ago Japan sent to this coun try a vigorous- green vine which won favor through its lavish display of fragrant white flowers In late spring. Eeport of the Condition of THE DANK OF SPENCER, at Spencer, in the State of North Caro lina, at the close oi business November 17, 1916. BE30URCES. Loans and discounts. ..... $105,457,46 Overdrafts secured.. .. 165.36 Furniture and fixtures . .... 3,000.00 Due from National Banks 19,227.29 Dae from State Banks and Bankers 11,155.76 Cash items 540.03 Silver coin, inclad ing ail minor coin carency . . 540.23 National bank not?s ani other U. S. notes 8,364.00 $39 744.31 Total 148,367.13 LIABILITIES; Capital stock paid in. ...... . $25,000.00 Surplus fund. 2,500.00 Undivided profit; "oia cur rent expenses and ;axes pd. 2,226.29 Depositi subject to cneck 61.105.98 Time certificates of deposit 180,00 Savings deposits. . 52,386 73 Dae to Nafl Banks... 1,122.11 Cashier's cheeks out standing 3,844 02 118640.84 Total $148,367.13 State of N. C, County of Rowan, ss: I, J. J. Dorsett, president of the above named bank, do toIeTily swear that the above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. J . K. Dohsktt, president. Correct Attest: Hi P. Bbandis 1 . ,H.LMoNK. Directors. J, W. GBiroN,J W. 4. QopDJCAN, notary public. purty stiddy and, due to thejncreased cost of living expenses, I decided that it behooved me to economize. So I decided on a haircut for my Christmas gift to myself, and I decided to get it early on account of the poor, tired shopgirls who are wishing the store would close so they can crowd in a few more dances with the dashing young ribbon clerks three aisles over. "Whereupon I got a haircut, a good, short one. The rest of the story is soon told. I got It cut again last night, and I had o wait for six customers ahead of me who were telling the barbers to shave 'em extra close so it would test over to Monday. "That much for early Christmas shopping. I bought the junk for the folks after they'd locked the street doors last night and have just been making the rounds of the drug stores to pick up the odds and ends I've for gotten. No more Christmas shopping in mine. Giddap, Dobbin." And with a peremptory cluck to his steed, Timothy Hay motored away in high dudgeon. Denver Times. CHRISTMAS C for the Christ Child, so help- less, so sweet t H for Holly we lay at His feet. R for trie Riders three, seeriing their lord; I for trie Incense with which they adored. S for the Shepherds, who heard angels emg: Tfor their Triumph in finding . the King. M for all men of peace and good . will. A for the Angels, whose songs the cave filL S for the Star which shone out on that night. So radiant so hopeful, so glo nous, so bright.. The model husband is he who smokes his wife's bargain cigars with out a murmur. HOW PEN JVIAY HELP F0RGEB Habitually Used, It Is Said to Become Imbued With the Spirit of a Signature. via it ever occur to you, said a treasury official, "that a forger has half his work done when he can get liold of the identical pen with which the owner of the signature habitually writes? A 'great many men. comoanv directors and the like, use the same pen for their names only, for a year or two without change. , "A pen that, has hn. used. by. i math in 'writing? iis 'name hundreds of times, and nover used for" "anything else, will almost write the-, name of itself. It gets imbued with the spirit of the signature. "In the hands of a faiilv good forget it will preserve the characteristics of the original. The reason for this is that the point of the pen has been ground down in a pe culiar way, from being used always by the same Iiaud and for the same combi nation - of letters." It would splutter If held at a wrong angle or forced on lines against its will. It almost guides the sensitive hand of the forger when e attempts to write the name." Today you'll find It roaming along the roadside, climbing stumps and hedges. It needs no gardener, the Philadel phia North American says, for it can take care of Itself. It is the honey suckle. The Japanese variety which ran away joined some of its American cousins, who are just as pretty and as fragrant. There's the coral honey suckle, for 'example a famous porch climber in the Southern states, with trumpet-shaped flowers, red outside and scarlet within. In England they have the woodbirie a cream-colored, fragrant relative of the honeysuckle. Recently there came a new variety from China, where It was found on the tops of mountains 6,000 feet above the sea. Its foliage is almost ever-, green, and the flowers are a reddish bronze. Another variety has red flowers, with yellow and buff mark ings. There's no need to hunt for the honeysuckle. Its fragrance will an nounce it before you're near enough to see it. Cutting Bullet Out of the Heart, Dr. Maurice Beaussenat, who had already extracted a piece of grenade from the right ventricle of a man's heart, told the French Academie des Sciences of a second similar operation performed with success. A corporal wounded at Eparges had been treated for peritonitis and then had been operated on for appendicitis. He continued to suffer in various ways for more than a year, when a radioscope revealed the pressure of a shrapnel ball, moving in time to the beatings of his heart. Supposing this to be in the pericardium or sac about the heart. Doctor Beaussenat "went In," as the surgeons say, and saw that the ball was actually in the right ven tricle, near the lower end. The heart was drawn out; Its wall was cut open between two loops of wire : the ball was removed and the heart was sewn up again. Six months later the heart had healed so perfectly that there was not a sign of Irregu larity about its pulsations. Old, but New to Someone. A farmer of Madison once went to town to buy a horse and on meeting a ranchman said : "Do you know where I can buy a good hoss?" "I have a horse I'll sell for $38.56 cash, sir," replied the ranchman. "Will she plow corn?" inquired the farmer. "You'd be surprised to see that horse plow corn," the man answered. The farmer thought this a great bar' gain and bought it The next morning he took the "hoss' ionkasMl Mtchedjfer to. the, jlow.. She .wouldn't tmdgey willingly nor by force, so, rafter trying for fully five hours in the sun, he took her back to the ranchman. "I thought you said this hoss would plow -corn," growled the farmer. "No, I didn't," returned the rancher. "I said you would be surprised to see her plow, and I bet you would, too." Indianapolis News. cnristmas Literature. The kiddies write to Santa Clans, They forvard mail in pooks, But father hasn't time, beecusp He's busy writing chec'-c- 1 ias Coughs Catarrh A trinity of evils, closely allied, that afflict most people, and which follow one on the other, in the order named, until the last one Ss spread through the system, leading to many evils. But their course can be checked. PERUNA CONQUERS It !s of great value when used DromDtlv for a cold, nan, H -T, -1 , . . . ... . . " Hi any. uaecKing iz ana overcoming re in a lew flays. Ample evidence has proved that it is even of more value in over coming chronic catarrh, dispelling the mflammatory conditions, enabling the diseased membranes to perform their natural functions, and toning up the entire system. The experience of thousands Is a safe guide to what It may be ex pected to do for you. - - Liquid or tablets both tested by the public and approved; TrIE PER UNA COMPANY, - - COLUMBUS. OHIO cear steady light of the Jj V f f&$ Kayo Lamp makes thinkings ' 1 "t f easier. Jr i -1 M ( Mil ( I a v wm : -s, " - -mrwr l I t 1 1 Tf e to IWHK-Marry Uo. s to do your snoppiDg. we sen ior casu umy uuu fr jess. You not only save money in buying your Dry Goods, Shoes and h n$ of n"bul you have the satisfaction oCknowing that you always get a qu- ii- (h al Hnd "i'yvry thing must be satisfactory or we make it so. ef ore Christmas Specials in L adies' Coat Suits, Coats M . r ("oat Suite, !4.98. We still have a few of last season V coat suits that were marked $15.00 and $25. 00 You c: n buy one of these coat suits now for only , : $4.98 $10 00 Goat Suits $5.95 New, this season s style coat suits made of all wool serge, 110 value, Our before Xm as price $595 12 50 coat suits made of a.l wool serg-e new this season's style fur trimmed etc, Our special price $7.95 $15 1 0 coat suits. These are especially nne and stylish materials serge and poplin Our special price $9.95 20 00 coat suits made of poplin, serge, velours etc All new this season's style Our special pj ice $14.95 "Our Shoe Stock. We have a big stock ofshoes of all kinds Women's $2 00 Kangaroo blucher shoes for only $1.48 Women's $2 00 vici kid dress shoes 1.48 Women's gun metal shoes 1 ,95 Women's high top fine shoes at $2.75, 3.50 and 500 Big stock of men's and boys' good heavy winter Tuff Hide shoes. Priced for less than others ask. Specials in Coats of All Kinds. Women's $5 long black coat for $3.98 Women's $7.50 nice iong black coats velvet collar and a teal nice stylish coat Our special price $4.98 Ladies' $5 oo sport coat for $3.98 Ladies' $8 50 grey and brown plaid coat These are exceptional values $4.95 Better coats for $7.45 and 9.95 Millinery Winter millinery at reduced price Children's hats at 25c and 48o Ladies hats at 98o and $1 .48 Children's 50c Teddy Bear cap for 25o Men's Clothing Men's nice winter suits $4.98 and 6.45 Our Belk's special suits made of all wool material at $9 95, $12 50 and $15 ii n n u a n Etc. If you do not tr d with us we both lose money, so let's do business. BELK.-HAHRY CO., Salisbury. :002U22H B12 S02X V. WALLA raaiomis nun 100 Heavy weight black Ulster thflim overcoats, Holiday Special, $7.48 50 Heavy weight stylish young men's O'coats 9.98 2.19 9-98 300 Childs' Suits, Holiday Special, . . 300 all wool, worsted and cassimere suits, Worth $15.00, Holiday Special, The Store that does whatil Advertises. . WALLA 1l (i n n n ci cxi ri n n cOQ' MMnwB Its soft, mellow glow is rest ful to the eyes. Steadier than gas more restful than electricity cheaper than either. Use Aladdin Security Oil the most economical kero sene oil for best results. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) . BALTIMORE, MD. Washington, D. C. Chariot N. C. Norfolk, Va. Charleston, W. Va. Richmond, Va. Charleston. S. C. Aeronant Tom Hays Jr. Killed at Kannapolis. Tom Majs, Jr., of Greeusboro, aged 19, was killed at Kannapolis Saturday afterroon when his par achute, in which he was to des cend from balloon failed to opei?. The young man was given the signal by his assistant to cut lose from his balloon, but for some reason his parachute did not open, and he fell about- 450 feet to his death. He was rush ed to a hospital here, but died soon after reaching the hospital. ; Mr Mays home was in Greens boro, and it seemed that his par ents did not know he was flying. Hewas in the employ, it is iin derstood, af the Greensboro Tent and Awning Company, and was hired Saturday , to fly by ?the National Realty and Auction Company of fereehsboro, which company held a "big auction sale of lots at Kannapolis that- day; The fall af the yaung man was witnessed by 3j500 or 4,ooo per sons from Kannapolis and the sur rounding territory, who had gafh- erep to see the flight and to aJ tend the big sale of lots. Just why the parachute did not open is not known. It' is thought however, that a wet balloon is re responsible for the accident, Mr Mays was to have made a flight earlier in the week but rain caus ed it to be postponed, Saturday, it is stated, he was advised not to make the flight, but he decided the balloon was all right. After he had risen to probably 1,200 feet his balloon began to fall rap idly, this being caused by its wet condition. The signal was then given for him to cut loose. He fell several hundred feet with the useless parachute in his hands. No one saw him strike the ground, as he fell behind a clump of trees but the crowd realized with horror what had happened before the body was reached. . , - BALANCED RATIONS have mads the rifiti one rtf ' best money pro ducers oa the farm. Do you know that flocks on many farms are paying a net yearly profit of $2 to $3 a Hen Red Comb costs less than yon would have to pay for materials and mix tbem yourself. Ask for Free Book. "Feeding Poultry for Profit." CHftS. G. AGAHS Jill9 E Fisher St. SALISP'TPvY. "S. C. DiMtrHntion for Hales & Edwards Co., Chicago, UL mjT3. or xnejamaut nne of xieaaorn wxxry r eea Lax-Fos, A KSd, Effcth Uxafiva ft Uver Toiric . Does Not Brfpt not Disturb the Stomach. In addition to other properties, Lax-Fos contains Cascars in acceptable form, a stimulatinglaxatiyeandTonic. Lax-Fos acts effectively and does not gripe nor disturb stomach. At the same time, it aids digestion, aeoases the liver and secretions andrestores the healthy functions. 50c One each Darock Jersey and Berkshire stock hogs for sale at a bargain pure bred. Several sows and pigs or pigs only, ready for delivery next week. W. H. Leonard, Wallace Building. PuttingitOfl Has been the ruin of as many eyes as anv nt,rAr rno There may be the feel-- of a slight inconvenience at tirst. You may think, "O, they will be all right in a few days." Don't be deceived, if there is ever an ev rlofoof nt oil should not rest until A Competent Optician Has Been Consulted. You or displeasure by coming to us in 4-1 m a 0 JOHN R. BROWN Optometrist, cmrjA grove, n, c. aTalaT Wt Am ImMr.. .... . z USB M IhUuCUIOZK TTUPt rPftoA rilXJ Dr. n LI '' El ' ' ' u n u M n M mi 14

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