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"Bunk, hooey or baloney” i
the way you’d receive it if yoi
saw it on the stage on in thi
movies. But it actually happenec
in a New York suburb. Edwarc
Barrett in a house flooded witl
deadly fumes from a defectivi
furnace dried to telephone fo:
help. He fainted immediatel;
after he removed the receiver fron
the hook. When the telephom
operator got no reply to he:
"Number please?” she notified :
tester who sent a repairman to th
house. The repairtnarj and tw<
police found Badrett unconscious
took him to a hospital. He lives
if >r is
For fifteen year there has beet
a skeleton at the annual feast o:
the Elite Headwaiters Association
It was prohibition . . . But ir
1934 reception and ball was al
smooth sailing. Repeal was here
and its spirit was genuine. Ai
last the headwaiters, or "Maitri
D’s,” as they like to call them
selves, find that their hotel dinins
rooms are once more well filled
The speakeasies no longer com
pete! "You see, ovfc customer;
have come back, yes,” said the
president. "We see our dining
rooms full. It is possible now tc
eat like a human being insteac
of a beast. But how many re
member how to do so?" Even now
this last week I have seen a party
drink that stuff, that gin and
orange juice from the soup to the
salad and then the ices,” cried an
other . . . Two or three years i:
the time that they give to the
American public to learn once
again, to eat pboperly and to take
lip. m., as the appropriate time
for dining,” said another. "Thei:
we can cook with civilization.”
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Hobbies, more hobbies . . . And
if you’ve never seen a fencing
match, it’s difficult to realize how
graceful a hobby fencing can be.
And March is the time for the
important contests at the exclusive
little Fencers Club in East 5 3 rd
Street. And such resounding
names among the women con
testants and directors: Mrs. Stuy
vesant Fish, MJrs. Charles H.
Voorhees, Mrs. Harold van Bus
kirk, Miss Maude Van Courtlandt
Oakes, Miss Maria Cerra, Miss
Amy von Hansa!
"There’s less immorality in' a
nudist camp than on Park Ave
nue,” says the publisher of four
magazines that have just been
bapred from New York news
stands. And he talks of his maga
zine this way: "I truly believe
it’s an education. Take a girl of
18 or 20. They get educated in
the sex life and are better able to
defend themselves.” . . . Ho, hum.
Four of his magazines are "La
Paree,” "Spicy Stories, "Pep.” and
"Gay Parisienne.”
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The steel work of the Knicker
bocker Village low-cost housing
project is up some six stories or
moCe, and occupancy is slated for
December of this year. Knicker
bocker Village replaces the old
"Lung Blocks” of the lower East
Side, and is planned as a communi
ty of medium rental apartments
for white-collar workers.
If you want to have your home
town remain a live place, you must
give that town some share of your
life by doing some active work in
its behalf.
Written for his children—now
given to the public after being
hidden from the wcpld for 8 5
years—Charles Dickens’ master
. piece, "THE LIFE OF OUR
LORD.” A four-page supple
ment, illustrated and illuminated
for permanent preservation, with
next SUNDAY’S BALTIMORE
AMERICAN.
Got^Over Weak, ^
Painful Condition
By Taking Cardui
"I was weak and run-down and
suffered quite a bit with pains in
my side,” writes Mrs. Nick Bar
ranco, of Beaumont, Texas. ‘‘I was
nervous. I did not rest well at
night, and my appetite was poor.
“My mother had used Cardui
with beneficial result, so I decided
to take it. I surely am glad I did,
for it stopped the pain in my side
and built up my general health.
I took seven bottles in all.”
*For over 50 years, Cardui has
been helping women just as this
Texas lady describes above. •
Cardui is sold at all drug stores.
Vacancies In The
United States
Marine Corps
_
Savannah, Ga.—Between 3 5 and
50 youths will be accepted for en
. listment in the United States Ma
L rine Corps from Virginia, North
. and South Carolina, Florida and
| Eastern Georgia during April ac
I cording to an announcement by
, Lieut. Col. A. B. Drum, com
. manding Marine Corps Recruiting
. District with offices i» the Post
. Office Building, Savannah, Ga.
, Young men who have an educa
. tion not less than that provided by
. a public high school diploma and
, who have attained their 18th
, birthday are accepted for general
, service. Boys between the ages of
17 and 18 are accepted with an
eighth grade education to learn
the drum and trumpet.
L Men accepted are transferred to
■ Parris Island, S. C., for a few
weeks preliminary training before
being assigned to isome ship or Ma
rine Barracks for duty.
Young men who desire service
in the Marine Corps will receive
application blanks upon request.
In the good old days we used to
weep svhen they read the senti
mental poem "Over the hill to the
poorhouse,” but in these times so
many eminent citizens have gone
there, that it has become one of our
most popular resorts.
Buying Drugs
Blindfolded a
Dangerous Thing
Doctors throughout the world
agree there is no greater folly than
to buy and take unknown drugs.
Ask your own doctor.
So—when you go into a store
for real Bayer Aspirin, see that
you get it.
Remember that doctors en
dorse Genuine Bayer Aspirin as
SAFE relief for headache, colds,
sore throat, pains of rheumatism
and neuritis, etc.
Just remember this. Demand
and get Genuine
Bayer Aspirin.
Genuine
Bayer Aspirin
does not harm
the heart
MEMBER N. R A.
NOTICE OF SALE OF PER
SONAL PROPERTY
PURSUANT to section 243 5 of!
the North Carolina Code, 1927 j
the undersigned, will, on Satur
day, April 21, 1934, expose for
sale to the highest bidder for cash,
at Lingle Motor Service, Inc., 904
S. Main Street, Salisbury, N. C.,
at 12 o’clock noon, the following
described personal property, to
wit:
1 Pontiac Coach, Serial No.
1709S4.
1 Hudson Coach, Serial No.
29674.
These motor vehicles are being
sold by the undersigned to satisfy
a certain lien for repairs and stor
age, operating between the owneis
thereof and Lingle Motor Service,
Inc.
Dated this the 23rd day of
March, 1934.
LINGLE MOTOR SERVICE. Inc.
By J. B Lingle, Manager.
Mar. 30—April 20.
Traveling Around America
i
Two attractive v
Indian girls of ?
G u a tema I a.
One of the magnificent views enjoyed on ]
a trip through the Yosemite in California.
THE LAND-SEA WAY
' ■-ncjoni liiree ruuuieia oi uie
1 Yosemite and the two little sisters
of Guatemala are fascinating flashes
fronf the passing show enjoyed by
travellers taking the land-sea way
'round America. So varied are the at
tractions of our own continent that
globe trotters who have been sailing
the seven seas in search of new travel
thrills are turning to the Americas in
ever increasing numbers, and are dis
covering that they offer mountain
scenery as magnificent, peoples as in
teresting and ruins as ancient as any
the Old World shelters.
The superb natural beauties of our
National Parks like the Yosemite, the
Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Zion and
others, and the Spanish Americas
with their mysterious buried cities
and intri&uing native villages, lie on
the route of the weekly rail-water cir
cle tours between New York and Cali
fornia which cover the trip between
our two coasts, one by rail and the
oppusue, uy sea—mrougn me rauauio
Canal and the Central Americas. The
Yosemite, one of the most beautiful
of our national parks, presents .scen
ery as spectacular as can be found
anywhere on the globe. There are
hoary-headed mountains and sheer
cliffs that slit the sky five thousand
feet overhead; colorful crags cut into
all sorts of grotesque shapes by gla
ciers which swept over our continent
thousands of years ago; great groves
of giant trees so huge that a road
way has been tunneled through one
of them—so ringed with years thal
they are the world's oldest living
things.
Here also in our so-called New
World are Indian tribes of Guatemala
and Mexico whose ancestors, the
Mayas, dwelt on our continent hun
dreds of years before the white man’s
arrival; and relics of cities so ancient
their origin is still shrouded in mys
tery.
loo Fast For
Conditions
A motorist unable to stop when
the unexpected happens is driving
to fast for conditions. On icy
roads in order for a car equipped
with four-wheel brakes to stop in
126 feet, speed should not exceed
18 miles per hour. On snow-cov
ered roads, to be able' to stop in
126 feet, speed should not exceed
2 5 miles an hour. On wet road
surfacs, a peed around 3 5 miles an
hour will permit a stop to be made
in 126 feet, and on good dry roads,
to stop in the same distance, sp :ed
must not be over 40 miles per
hour.
The moral to driving is that
speeds must be determined by
road conditions and other factors
of traffic.
Say, "I Saw It in
THE WATCHMAN ”
D. H. Osborne of Canton was
recently elected president of the
North Carolina Guernsey Breeders
Association. Reid Mendenhall of
High Point was elected vice-presi
dent and T. H. Antrim of Dur
ham was re-elected Secretary and
treasurer.
The girls are said to be wearing
perfectly ripping dresses, and they
will be, if the boys aren’t more
careful about stepping on their
skirts.
Charles Dickens’ only unpub
lished masterpiece now given to
the public—"THE LIFE OF OUR
LORD”—written by the literary
genius for his children. A four
page color supplement, illustrated
and illuminated for jaermanent
preservation with next Sunday’s
BALTIMORE AMERICAN. Make
sure of your copy. Your favor
ite newsdealer or newsboy will
supply you.
Says Poultry Code
Will Aid Growers
The need for high grade eggs by
hatchers operating under the code
and the market demands for good
eggs for human consumption of
fers an incentive to poultrymen to
improve the quality of their flocks
this year, says C. J. Maupin, poul
try specialist at State College.
Under the commercial breeders
and hatchers code, an adequate price
must be paid' producers foe their
eggs, so they can afford to devote
more attention and money to bet
tering their flocks.
The elimination of disease, par
ticularly bacillary white diarrhea,
and the lowering of the death rate
' of young chicks can be accom
plished by cleaning the houses often,
providing wood or concrete floors
where dirt floors ^liave been used,j
and keeping different flocks segre
gated in different yards. Builders
lime spread liberally around the
premises has been found a big help
in stamping out disease.
The College plan of blood
testing for the diarrhea has shown
conclusively that sanitation ?s an
important factor in eradicating
this disease. Other infections are
likewise reduced by cleanliness.
Since the hatcherymen must keep
an accurate check on the cost ofi
production of both custom hatch
ing and baby chicks, with egg
costs figuring high in the total out
lay, they will be especially interest
ed in procuring eggs from which
healthy, livable chicks will hatch.
This, means that flock owners
must introduce new blood into
their flocks frequently to av >id
too close in breeding, and should
know enough about the different
strains to mate the birds for the
best results. New males should be
introduced every two or three
years.
It was pointed out that premiums
will be paid for eggs from flocks
which have been improved.
We need to worry about frost
in the ground, but we got to find
some way to get it out of people’s
feet.
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