(The pebIH fjrim JOB PRINTING ; he mil ... imvoxi Is sapplled with all inmry soaUrial, a4 la tally prepared to do work wttk NEATNESS. DI8FATOM, . AJra at m VERY LOWEST PRICES L V 4. E. T. BLUM, PU3LI8HER8 AND PROPRIETOR. TEK5IS: CASH IN ADVANCE. Qev0ted ia QoUUts. Edtrxtari, JforitttUttrt, Qf$ Jsrluts mi general gnfcirmxfonl On Off year, ........... tlx months, .......... - three ' J swre U jWs wlal I VOL. XXXVI. SALEM; K. C, THUESDAY, JULY 12, 1888. traetlag vita eoyeoe elee. NO. 28, , "t - It is. Aid 'nere is a single county 01 F.nva th.it raises more wheat each year than all the New England States. An English authority computes that in. the lust three or four years more pigs luivc died in the United States from rlu lot a than have been raised in the 5iitUh Isles. ':"'.''.. Swiss engineer named Ritter wants the rity-of. Paris to adopt his plan for il:aining an "inexhaustible" supply of water from the Lake of ; Neufchatel, Switzerland, 312 miles .away. The cost j8 giveu at about $GO,000,000. The new metal 1 turrets with which France has been experimenting have proved unabttf to stand the new project tiles hurled by the modern high explo sives. This', says the; Londou Timet, condemns all ironclad ships without giving them a chance of showing what they could do. : : A Florida radish is one of the phe nomena commented On by a Southern euhangc.' It is said; to weigh four pounds, and to measure 'six inches in diameter at the largest point. The body proncr measures thirteen inches, and the ta root is thirteen more, making its total length twenty-six inches. THE BEAUTIFUL Beautiful faces are those that wear- It matters little if dark or fair Whole soulod honesty printed there. Beautiful eyes are those that show, Like crystal panes where earth fires glow, Beautiful thoughts that burn below. Beautiful lips are those whose words Leap from the heart like songs of birds, Yet whose utterance prudence girds. Beautiful hands are those that do Work that is earnest and brave and true, Moment by moment the long day through. Beautiful feet are those that go On kindly ministry to and fro, Down lowliest ways, if God wills it so. Beautiful shoulders are those that bear Ceaseless burdens of homely care, With patience, grace and daily prayer. Beautiful lives are those that bless : Silver rivers of happiness, - Whose hidden fountains but few may guess. Beautiful twilight at set of sun, Beautiful goal with race well run, Beautiful rest with work well done. Beautiful grave where grasses creep, Where brown leaves fall, where drifts lie deep Over worn-out hands oh, beautiful sleep) THE HEIRESS. The National Cemetery at Frederck9- burg, Va., is the third in siae, there being over i.000 soldiers buried there, drawn from the neighboring battlefields of Chancellorsville, Spottsylvanta and the "Wilderness. The cemetery itself lies on the battleheld or t redericksburg and in the midst of most solemn associations jet only two Decoration Day services h ive ever been held there. These were in 1SS audl34. ' ! It is said that the primrose was not Lord Beaconsfield's favorite flower at all, although the English; political society that perpetuates his Tory principles takes its name therefrom. The story that it was arose irom the fact that the Queen sent to grace his coffin 'a wreath of these flowers, with a car4 bearing the in scription, in her own handwriting, His favorite flower." But she meant the favorite of her own i husband, Prince Albert, end not of Beaconsfkld. : Some idea of the extent of the use or natural gas in Pittsburg,' Penn., and vicinity, and the profits of the business , may be had from thereport of one of the companies just presented. It states that on February 29 the last ojf the treasury i.tock had beensold, so ; that the entire .THpital stock of $7,500,O0J is now sub jCrlj to dividends. Rents operating ex penses, interest and taxes for the year araounted to 0.G3 per 'cent, of the earn ing, or $ 1,709, 70.t4V Monthly divi dends of one per cent., amounting to 142,626.50 have been j ;paid. The nura be.rof house connections made from the lines oi tne company during the year 1W was 4712. ' A year ago the com pany contracted to operate the lines of two other companies. I The united busi- ncsi of these three companies amounted on March I .to the (supplying of 67i manufacturers and 111, 955 dwelling house", and, through pther distributing companies, the supplying of 113 .facto red and 10,961 dwellings, or a total of 5!3i707 contracts. '. i ' ."The spiritualists of France," says the New York Commercial Advertiser,'',ha.ve lately been celebrating .the anniversary of the death of their great apostle, Allan Kardec, who was removed an almost in appreciable distance frOm this world in ltfttl). It will probably surprise mot people to learn that ! about a hundred spiritualist journals are how published, , of which M. Birmann, who spoke at the Kardec celebration, gave some account, and that, accordingj to his estimate, there are about two million spiritualists in the world. . What; seems unaccount able is that more of I their journals are published in Spanish than in any other language. One is printed in Hindostanee, fourteen in France one is issued at Geneva, four in Belgium and one in Buenos Ayres. The Sphinx, the great German spiritualist jorgan, is published at Leipsic, and is said to be 'purely scientific,' being problematically so and according lo the science of the ; late ill fated Dr. Zollner, who, if we remember rightly, was a Professor at the University of Leipsic, went mad over spiritualism, and died in a lunatic asylum." r The New York Suits resident corre spondent at Stuttgart, Germany, sends an extraordinary account of precocious depravity. A boyj of eight, living in the little village of Oberndorf, became the possessor of a new pair of boots which excited the envy of a comrade of twelve. Th;s premature highwayman led the little proprietor of the boots into a denrted quarry, crushed in his skull with stones, took off the coveted boots, put them on, walked home, and supped with a good appetite. The body was found, and the boots, of course, revealed the murderer. The boy's monstrous de pravity appears to be hereditary, as hia father had just finished a term in prison for homicide. To: set off this tale of youthful wickedness, here ia one of even more precocious heroism. : An inquest at Bristol, England, on the body of Frank Jenkins, aged si x- months, moved the jury to a vote of admiration for Johnny Jenkins, aged four years. Frank, hav ing been - left to play with a lighted lantern, 6et himself on fire. Johnny, who was in charge, took the baby but of his cradle and dragged him down stairs, fhouting for assistance. A neighbor who came and put the flames, put was tQ9 jut to ya the $dl& BY EMMA A. OPPER. She was known as Aunt Lucinda by all Boynton, because that is what Ph cbe Williams called her, and Boynton liked to do what Phoebe Williams did. When Aunt Lucinda and Phxbe had bought Squire Branch's house, and come to live in Boynton, the general verdict had been that Aunt Lucinda's niece was an uncommonly pretty girl. A few weeks of acquaintance had settled the fact that she was, moreover, a remarka bly nice girl ; and Boynton had never nao occasion to alter its decision. What, alas ! had been a powerful con sideration with a certain portion of the town was the well-grounded belief that rnoeDe was Aunt J ucinda s heiress. There was no proof of it, since nobody had mustered the courage to ask them; out it was a self-evident fact. She was, confessedly. Aunt Lucinda's ole living relative. What was more ikely.mpre a matter of course, than that the fine old house and the rich furnish ings with which Aunt Lucinda had em bellished it, and the solid fortune which tne proceeding bespoke, should, upon aunt lucinda's demise, become the property of her niece. Nobody doubted it. ut course, tne bright and pretty heir ess to a delightfully mysterious fortune had plenty of ardent admirers. Just which of them were admirers of the for tune and which adorers of sweet Phoebe Williams herself was an ever fresh sub ject of speculation and conjecture in Boynton. Truth to tell, it was a puzzle to Phoebe herself. Nobody would have believed that she was greatly concerned about that Or any thing else, however, who had seen her on a certain winter's evening when all the youth of the town had 6warmed to Aunt, Lucinda's for a candy pull. The heiress's entertainments wereJre- quent and always lively, and nobodywho: was invited ever had a previous engage ment. .. r Aunt Lucinda, in a. '.shining black satin and a white lace cap and a very impressive figure she was, being a hand some old'lady roamed about from room to room, smiling on this one, conversing for a moment with that, and patting a third on the head or shoulder. She was a very cordial old person, and very popular in Boynton, being second in the hearts of Boyntonians only to her niece. 1 Phi be was in her element. She wore a red dress with profuse colored head ings, which shimmered and sparkled as she flitted up and down, and in and out, like a moving flame. ' Her costumes were a perpetual wonder to Boynton girls, and indeed she would have excited admiration anywhere, as would also her pink-and-white complex ion, her long-lashed eyes and her fresh lips. The qaidy had been boiled to precisely the proper point, and had been set out on the Bnow in pans to cool just enough T 1 i - . . lor puuiug, ine waning company nning in the time with a lively quadrille or two. And now the front yard was comforta bly filled with giggling girls, in carelessly-adjusted wraps, and young men, with hats stuck hastily on the backs of their heads, somebody having suggested pulling the candy out of doors, for a change. Everybody clutched a generous bunch of it in greased or floury hands; shoul ders bent to the task ; elbows worked in in and out, and tongues chattered. Phoebe Williams sJood by a snowy evergreen tree, with Harrison Bclding at her side. He was tall, good-looking and altogether quite distingue, so Boynton thought. He was Colonel Belding's son, and pros pective heir to a property of no mean proportions. Boynton girls admired and coveted him, but he had hardly looked at one of them since Phoebe iWilliama had come to town. ' "Charming night,PMiss Williams," he said, shoving a cuif to a safe distance from the sticky substance in his hands. "Yes, delightful," Phoebe assented, lilting her bright; eyes to the starry sky. "Wasn't I lucky?" "You're alwavs lucky," Harrison re joined, bending his own fine orbs upon ner. "iwisniwasl" he added, enig matically. " "Why, aren't tou,. Mr. Belding?" said Phoebe, in pretty concern. "I don't know !" Harrison burst forth, boldly.. "It's for you to decide." "Why, what can you mean?" Phoebe murmured. "Well, I mean this," Harrison re joined, determinedly 'that I shall con sider whatever luck I've had so far in life as nothing worse than-nothing if, to crown it, I can't have you. Miss Will iams Phceoe you must have known this. Come; give me one word of hope. I can't live without it!" . He came closer to her, with a frantic but unsuccessful effort to free his hands from their sticky bonds. Phoebe moved back gently, with a timid, upward glance. "Oh, Mr. Belding shei? began, de precatingly. "Don't say no don't, Miss Williams Phoebe !" Harrison implored. "But I can't say yes," said Phoebe, softly. "I don't know, Mr. Belding, whether I care for you or not." "But you don't know that you don't," cried her lover, tearing frenziedly at his auorary shackles. "N-no." Ph'ibe admitted, with her eyes cast downward. . "Then I can hope !" cried Harrison, triumphantly: "and I'm confident, Miss Williams Phoebe that you'll decide favorably. $lw4j 1tw m ! nobody could make you happier. I may hope for a speedy answer, may I not 1 may call lor it soon t" "Yes," Phoebe responded, sweetly. He did look very handsome standing there, tall and manly, under the stars. Phoebe bestowed a faint smile upon him as she slipped timorously away. Eben .Lake stood leaning against tne fence. He interposed himself in Fhxbe's path, with a calm! smile of proprietor ship, and Phoebe stopped, not quite un willingly. I Eben Lake was, in a sense, the pride of Boynton. He had been uncommonly bright at school, and an admiring uucle had sent him to a law-school, whence he had emerged with high honors. Now he had a lucrative practice in the largest town in the county, and was known among his fellow-practitioners as a sharp fellow; and he was not yet twenty-five. Boynton was justly proud of him. - I Stop here, Miss Williams 1" he com manded. "I haveb't seen anything of you all the evening" 1 "Oh, Mr. Lake, I danced a quadrille with you!" said Phoebe, reprovingly. "Oh. I don't coiiLt that!" Eben de clared. "To tell the truth, Miss Will iam's, I don't count anything, unless--unless it has a meaning, and you under- A -1 mi : 1 A J stano. it so. inerei do you unaersianu tnatr "1 don't know, I said Phoebe, some what unsteadily. J ' Another! What was she to do? "Well, I'll explain," Eben proceeded, with professional calmness. "1 mean Miss Williams, that I waut you to marry me. ' I have had this in my mind for some time in fact, since I first saw you; and it has lately occurred to me to settle matters. I don't need to tell you of my esteem for you of my love ; you must be aware of that. May I not hope that you return it if" He was pulling his candy with strong hands and perfect self-possession. Miss Phsebe glancing upjat him from beneath tne pink scarf ou her soft hair, felt thrill of admiration for his strength acd his' cleverness. She hesitated, prettily "If you want time to consider it," said Eben, reassuringly, "you shall have it. I know this may seem sudden to you, but my feelings would not endure a longer repression. ,1 shall return to the city in three days. You will give me my answer before I go, will you not? You will never meet with one more de voted to your best happiness, Miss Will iams!" i .j. "I appreciate the honor you do me," Phoebe murmured !"but I will take the three days, please, to think it over." 4 Eben waved a courteous hand. "In three days I confidently expect to be engaged to the piettiest girl in the State!" I i He smiled, tenderly and triumphantly, as Phnebe fluttered! past him, her color heightened and her lips parted tremu lously, i John Wells was i standing in the mid dle of the snow-piled flower-bed, in solitary state. Phoebe paused at its 'edge. . pj -y. - "You look like patience on a monu ment 1" she declared, with a half hyster ical laugh. i ' . "I 'don't feel unlike it." said John, joining her with a long stride. "vvnjr lJioebe jctemanded, calming Oh, yes, quite correct, Mr. Belding 1 1 Aunt Lucinda had nothing." Harrison paled, reddened, and moved uneasily from one foot to the other and back again. "I hardly know how to put it, Mlsa Williams." he stammered; "but this ah intelligence naturally affecta my plans as regards yourself. Naturally, Miss Williams naturally, you must admit" Phoebe rose. "You mean, Mr. Belding," Bhe said, pleasantly, "that you wish to withdraw the proposal with which you honored me the other evening?" -1 well, but you must see. Miss Williams," Harrison faltered, with his eyes on the floor, "that a fellow that a man " I see, certainly, Mr. Belding," said Phoebe, quite collectedly. "I am glad to be able to release you. lie assured that I do it freely 1" Mr. Bclden, passing down the front steps, met Eben Lake coming up. He Carried a satchel, and a cane and um brella strapped together, and he bowed before Phoebe, in the parlor, in a hur ried way. "I am on my way to the station, Misa Williams," he informed her; "but I wished to assure you of my deep sym pathy in your bereavement." "lhank you!" said .rnocDe, raising her candid eyes to his. But Eben avoided them. "Forgive me for mentiouing such thing at such a time, Miss Williams," he continued, hastily, "but as this is my only chance is it true that your Aunt Lucinda was not possessed of the for tune she was generally believed to have?' "Perfectly true." Phoebe rejoined, in mild tones. Eben took out his watch. "I have not a moment to spare, Miss Williams," he said. "You must over look my abruptness ; but I am forced to tell you that the matter I mentioned to you theother evening, is or at least. that I no longer desire to proceed in it, if you will consent to my withdrawal. am exceedingly sorry at being obliged to say this, you know, but ' He was already half way to the door. Phoebe followed him with calm eyes. "Certainly, Mr. Lake," she said, quite cordially; and the door closed behind him. Five minutes later the waitress won deringly admitted a third gentleman. "I couldn't stay away any longer," said John Wells, standing close to Phoebe, with both her hands in his. "I am &o sorry for you, dearl May I call you that? Will yeu let me take care of you now as well as I can? I can't be sorry Aunt Lucind i was poor, because if she hadn't been well, you knew how it was, didn t you? Perhaps it was foolish in me false pride but I couldn't help it. If I had known, though, that you did care for me, I guess I'd have risked it -in spite of your thousands 1" For there was no longer a doubt in his bounding heart; the tenderness in her soft eyes settled that. Still, there was an expression in them which he did not understand. He started back: sud denly, "Have I made a mistake?" he said, in confusion. "Has everybody made a mistake? Was Aunt Lucinda rich and BUDGETOF FUN. HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM VARIOUS SOURCES. Peculiar People One "W Enonh A Great Commercial Troth Betrayed the Old Man Short in Experience. : There was a young doctor of Skye, w. uuw paiieuts seemed destined to die: T) . . A. I 1 r a . Ajui, ue leis mem one day, Trt flm fiahincr t.hov no vr And they all got well, just for a guy. There is au old man in Dulnth, Whft mail. n V. : 1 i . muo ujiiu, miuu ia ii is voulu . ipai ne never would he; finw Via' a Inn tr n rr t-s, t i a He's so tired of telling the truth. There is a young girl in Cohoes, uf uuu as irt sn as a rose; - . sue ciphers in Ureek, And She 8teaks Vnlnnulr And she'll die an old maid, I suppose. There was a y6ung man in Japan, ii uo wrote verses alter this plan; rus me populace rage. As you may suppose, Anu mey wipea out that wretchel young iiihii. Somerville Journal. One AY as Enough. . Agent "Can I put a burglar alarm in your nouse, siri" Citizen "Nop; I had one once." Agent "What was the matter? Wouldn't it go off?" Citizen TOh, yes, it went off easily enough. Burglar got into the house one night and arned it off." New York Sutu A Great Commercial Truth. Johnny (whose father is an editor) "Say, Mr. Storekeeper, do you keepsu gar, ica, cauco and tningsf" Storekeeper "Certainly, my boy." Johnny cs, and pa says you will keep um unless you advertise." Sil- mgs. Betrayed the Old Man. "These fish,my dear Mrs. Hendricks, remarked the minister who was discuss ing a Sunday dinner with the family are aeucionsiy iresu. i am enjoying them very much." "They ought to be fresh," volunteered bobby, who was also enjoying them "la caught cm oniy this morning." Bangor Commtrcial. Where Colors Come From. A well-known artist cave me some curious information the other day re garding the sources from which the colors one finds in a paint box are d rived. Every quarter of the globe is ransacked for the material animal. vegetable and mineral employed In their manufacture. From the cochineal insects are obtained the crorceous car mine, as well as the crimson, scarlet and purple lakes. Sepia is the inky fluid discharged by the cuttlefish to render the water ouaoue for its concealment when attacked. Indian yellow is from the cameL Ivory black and bone black are made out of ivory chips. The exquisite Prussian blue is got by fusing horses' hoofs and other refuse animal matter with impure potassium carbonate. It was discovered by an accident. In the vegetable king- uom are included tne lakes, derived from roots, barks and gums. Blueblack is from the charcoal of the vinestalk. Lampbi.u.k U soot from certain rcsJonn Bubstanccs. From the madder plant. wnicn grows in Hindoos tan, is manu factured turkey red. Gam bo ere comes from the yellow sap of a tree, which the natives oi oiam catch, in cocoanut shells, waw sienna is the natural earth from the neighborhood of Sienna. Italy. hen burned it is burnt sienna. Raw umber is an earth from Umbria, and ia also burned. To these vegetable nicr- i -vi i jj.s t uicuiauinj )iuuauijf uu miucu inula 1UK, which is said to be made from burnt camphor. The Chinese, who alone pro duce it, will not reveal the secret of its composition. Mastic, the base of the varnish so-called, is from the gum of tho mastic tree, indigenous to the Grecian Archipelago. Bistre ia the soot of wood ashes. Of real ultramarine but little found in the market. It is obtained from the precious lapis lazuli, and com mands a fabulous price. Chinese white is zinc, scarlet is iodide of mercury, and cinnabar or native ermillon is from quicksilver ore. Luckily for the health of small children, as my friend the art ist remarked, the water colors in the cheap boxes usually bought for them have little or no relation, chemically, to the real pigments they are intended to counterfeit. ikin Francisco Examiner. TTOBDS OF WISDOB.. Work, for time ia flying. The only disadvantage of an honest heart is credulity. A man may say too much eve n upo the best subjects. Labor rids us of thrco evils tedious- nes, vice, and poverty. You should forgive many things in others, but nothing in yourself. The one prudence in life is concentra tion; the one evil dissipation. When a thing is well meant we should always take it that way, if we possibly can. Men are won, not to much by being blamed as by being encompassed with love. Silence never shows itself to so great an advantage as when it is the reply to calumny and defamation. The art of exalting lowliness and giv ing greatness to little things is one of the noblest functions of genius. Forbearance and self-control smooth the road of life, and open many ways which would otherwise remain closed. As riches an 1 favor forsake a man, we discover him to be a loot; out nobody could find it out in Lis prosperity. When we desire or solicit anything, our minds runs wholly on the good side or circumstrnces of it; when it is oV taineJ, only on the bad ones. : How often we sigh for opportunities of usefulness, whilst we neglect the opening in little things vhich would lead to the accomplishment of most im portant usefulness. Short in His Esperiencc nappy Young Husband "Belle and get along very amicably. Not the slightest coldness has occurred, and we have been married almost a year." Wise Father "Did you ever match any trimming for her?" No, 1 haven't." "Then your experience hasn't com menced yet," Life. try to down under the friendly glance of John's you're an heiress after all?" . feleasant ;erav evesi arfd taking a bite "No. nol" cried Phoebe, followin :from h'er'lcandy, which was getting hard. 'Wew" said John, slowly, "when 1 have to stand still to Belding or Lake and see you talking or anybody else, for that matter, patience is all that keeps me well, sane!" He laughed apologetically as he said it ; and he said no more. Phoe.be found herself wondering if he never would say any more. Not that she wanted him to. t Two proposals in an evening, and those Unanswered, were quite enough ! j . But John had said things of the same kind before, and always stopped short at the most incomplete point. Not that John Wells flirted. N05 Phoebe knew better than that. But he was a clerk in a hardware-store, and the sole support of j his mother and two younger sisters ; and Phoebe was au heir ess! - it-"' No; silence had been John's role hith erto, and he had told himself, sternly, that so far as Phoebe Williams was con cerned it would continue to be. "Don't you think it's pulled enough?" said Phoebe, for want of something bet ter to say, holding out her stiffening twist. "I'm going to eat mine. See everybody is. j Why don't you eat yours?'' I "I don't feel hungry," said John, so berly. ; j ii But he looked hungrily at Phoebe, nevertheless. ; i -'j i "You can have mine then. Will you eat that?" said Phoebe, breathless at her own daring, .j !j And she thrust it into his hand, and saucily snatched his own, and ran away, leaving the young man red and trem bling with a pleasure that was half pain. j j .fj ' 'Three days afterward, Boynton was shocked and sympathetically grieved by the news of Aunt Lucinda's very sudden death. Shocked and grieved, but alas, for human nature ! far beyond these emo tions in depth and intensity was the as tonishment and horror which greeted a second and complementary piece of in telligence. . -I Aunt Lucinda had not possessed a for tune, and, as a natural consequence, Phoebe Williams was not an heiress I The report was well founded. Phoebe herself had told Judge Campbell so with her own lips, when- he had called to as sist in the funeral arrangements, and had put a delicately-framed inquiry on the subject. ! !i Aunt Lucinda had had no money! That was the news which set all Boyn ton agog. Where had the fine house and the finer furnishings come from? What had they lived on? What would Phxbe do now? Boyton well-nigh lost its reason in the breathless discussion of these sphinx-like riddles. PhTbe Williams sat in the richly-furnished parlor, late on that exciting day. Her sweet face, sad and subdued, was sweeter than ever in its black rushings. Possibly Harrison Belding, who stood before her, thought so. If he did, how ever, he gave no sign of it. 'I was dreadfully shocked to hear, of your aunt's death, Miss Williams," he was saying, in properly-modulated tones. 'Accept my heartfelt condolence !" i "She was all 1 had," said Phoebe, gently.; l don't know how I shall get on without her dear Aunt Lucinda!" Harrison cleared his throat nervously. ''I you will excuse me, Miss Will iams, if I intrude upon . your grief with' an apparently inappropriate matter, but-;-pray excuse me but is the report that your Aunt Lucinda was penniless a correct one?" ! " f'A.unt Luanda? Phoebe repeated. him . as he retreated, with both hands round his arm. "No, shehadnt a cent. but I've never let her feel it. I've taken care of her for a long time, aud gladly. The money's mine, don't you see? I've been an heiress for years. And I dont think much of Boynton for not know ing it." "But " said her lover, slowly. "But what? but nothing!" cried Phbe, tenderly. "You've asked me to marry you, and I'm going to do it, and I shan't let you off. I thnk it's you I've liked all the time, dear . ' Everybody in Boynton knew the facta of the case within twenty-four hours. How ever it leaked out concerning Har rison Belding and Eben Lake was a mys ' tery ; but those enterprising youn?j men did not hear the .last of the subject for a long and heart rending time. Saturday Better Than Ether. Surgeon "Now, my man, I am about to amputate your foot." Well, go ahead." 'I would advise you to submit to being placed under the influence of an anaesthetic.' "Hang your anesthetic ! But I'll tell you what I wish you would do." "Well'' "Have somebody bring me the score of the ball game by innings while you're at work." Ntbraska Journal. Obliging. Jones met a blind man in the street the other evening who, with stick in hand, was carefully thumping his way along. Presently he saw him stop. "is this yc ur house?' a$ked Jones. "Yes, sir." "Well, then," remarked our friend. always ready to do a good turn to a fellow-creature in distress, as he placed a box of wax tapers in his hand, "here's something to light your way up stairs.1 Judge. The Grief of a Cowboy Do. A cattle man from Arizona, William Wilson by name, recently paid a visit to San Francisco, says the New lork bun, and brought with him a dog that would have delighted the heart of the author of "Sartor Kesartus." For . the animal flaunts a real Carlylean contempt for the fripperies of civilization and the useless adornment 01 clothes. Mr. Wilson sent Nugget, the dog, to board with a dog fancier in a canine boarding house, and then went to a clothing store and exchanged his cow boy's rig for new clothes of the latest cut. The next day he called on Nugget, but Nugget would have none of him, The master whistled to the dog, petted him, and made every effort to make him understand that affection was not changed, even though clothes had been. The dog looked up at the silk hat which had taken the place of the broad brimmed slouch to which he had been accustomed, sniffed at the dude-like cane, and surveyed the light trousers from several points of view, and then walked off to the corner of the room, lay down, and gave a long, mournful howL Mr. Wilson tried to coax him out of the corner, but could not. Nugget would look up at him with a knowing expres sion in his eye, and occasionally give the feeblest little wag to the end of his tail, but he could not be induced to re consider his evident determination not to recognize his master in any such ridiculous attire as that. Mr. Wilson went to his hotel, donned his cowboy rig again, and then returned to Nugget's quarters. The instant the dog saw him he was almost w Id with joy, and his delight at seeing his master again clothed as lie thought a man ought to be was almost unbounded. Imperious Hired Help. First Dame (a few years hence)- "How are you getting along now, dear?" Second Dame " ery nicely. . I have secured the services of a person to come in once a day, make the bed, dust the bric-a-brac and clean the silver. For a little extra she also lists the clothes for the laundry. "- "How fortunate you are?" "Yes, indeed. That leaves me nothing to do but sweep, cook, wash dishes, carry coal and scrub." ihtuiha Wor,'d. Sailors In Arctic Seas. "What do we do with so many old papers? Send them up to the Arctic Ocean." It was the proprietor of a San Fran cisco outfitting store on Pacific street and he was answering the inquiry of tho Examiner reporter as to what he wanted of 5000 old pictorial and story papers for which he had advertised. "To the Arctic Ocean I And what do you do with them there?" 'We send them up to the sailors on the whaling vessels. About 300 sailors. engaged through us, are up there over half the year, and to each one of these we send at le ist fifteen papers every sea son, lhey are glad to get most any thing in the shapa of a paper, but most of the men like magazines and such papers better than anyihingelse." "Do you depend entire. y on the an swers to your advertisements for your stock of papers!" "No; we go to each one of the news papers in this city, both weekly and daily, and get back numbers. And then we send to each of thesailors a few of the current issues of the city papers. These papers here came in answer to our ad vertisement," and he put his hand on stack three feet high. Some of the num bers dated back eijjht or nine years. "Those letters, do tl-.ey also go? ' A long box full of yellow envelopes, each with a superscription to somebody on some whaleship, "Arctic Ocean," lay be side the papers. "Yes, we send each year one letter to each man. Of course they like to know what is going on here, and we write a general account of matters of interest and personal gossip and whatever we think the men would like to know.'" "You don't write a different, indi vidual le'.ter to each man, do you?" "Oh, no. We bunch them as much as possible and make the same letter in duplicate do for several men. These let ters are all ready lo be sent up next week on the Bear, but it will be about a month before the papers and letters are all fixed up and started off. The men exchange their papers and letters, so that what we send keeps the entire fleet in reading matter through the season." Opium Cultivation. : Opium occupies the first place in the foreign trade of Persia. It insures the largest and most direct cash return to the producer, and, as a natural conse quence, the area under cultivation ia increasing greatly. 1 he two principal markets are Hong Kong and London. The quantity of morphia contained in Persian opium is 11J to twelve per cent, while in other op um producing coun tries it rarely exceeds 9 per cent. l a paver somniferum, or white poppy, of which opium is the inspissated juice, is grown principally in and about Ispahan, lezd, and Shiraz, that of Ispahan being superior both in quality and quantity The preparation of the land begins about September 5, and consists in plowing. harrowing, fertilizing abundantly with ashes and detritus, and laying oil into squares to facilitate irrigation. After sowing, the fields are irrigated three times, at intervals of fifteen days. After that there is only more irrigation about the middle of the winter. In the spring, irrigation takes place on March 20. after which the land ia repeatedly harrowed and hoed in order to extirpate all parasitic weeds. The planta are thinned, and then watered every ten days until "flowering begin, wben all work must cease. When the heads have formed and have fully ripened, a last flooding is given. Then six slight in cisions are made at abcutthe junction of the stem with the head. This should be done at noon. The juice that exudes ii collected the next morning, and the morning following at daybreak. When these first .incisions have ceased dis charging, others are made lower down and the operation may be thus thrice re peated, the opium obtained after each successive incision being proportionately inferior quality. Next, the planta them selves are cut down and the heads sold, the natives use the seed on bread as substitute for butter. The end of May the season for harvesting. Chem'ut and Druggist. A SPRAY OF APPLE BLOSSOMS. They lay on the broad, low window ledge, Where the band of a little child H?d placed tbem dewy, and fresh, and sweet And the grandmother had smiled, ' And softly stroked with her wrinkled band ' The curly, tambled bead ; And then the needles bright were still; Unrolled the snowy thread. For, borne on the breath of the apple b'oom, , Bbe lived in the goMen pst; Sbe saw an orchard where blossom snows Were falling thick and fast Falling upon the fair, bent head Of a maiden in girlhood's prim. f Reading a letter, worn and crease 1 From folding many a time. "When the apple blossoms are here onoa more, I shall come bark, Allaire Shall come for my answer." The scented wind. Which ruffled the maiden's hair. Brought to her ears a weii-known voios, 1 She turned in a startled way 'I have come for my answer; what is it. dearr What could she do but lay , Her hands in the eager, outstretched onesf Ah! life is sweet in J une. When hearts keep time to the lipoid Bow Of life, and light, and tune; And wben, in her snowy, floating veil, " She stood on her bridal morn. She would have but the tinted apple bloom Her white robe to adorn. Through the open window the western wind Blew soft on the wrinkled face. Wben a smile shone, sweet as that could be Which had Ut her girlhood grace. A little v6ice called ber truant thoughts: ' Grandpapa sent me to see If you knew that the clock has been striking six! And he wants yon to pour his tea!" Good Housekeeping. Half and Half. Young Wife "John, I wish you would rock the baby." l oung Husband "What 11 1 rock the babv for?" Y. W. "Because he is not very well. And what's more, half of him belongs to you, and you should not object to rock him." Y. H. "Well, don't half belong to you's" , . . Y. W. "Yes." Y. H. "Well, you can rock your half and let my half holler." Viet eland loicn Horrible Hevenjse. Omaha man "Did you go to Mrs. Do Fashion's boarding house to-day f Wife "Yes. She refuses to take us because we have a child ; but I got even with her."- "Gave her a piece of your mind, eh?" "No, indeed: that wouldn't have done any good. I told Miss Fad there was a room vacant at Mrs. De Fashion's, and she went around and secured it; paid for three months in advance." "Who is Miss De Fad?" "She is one of those art enthusiasts, She hammers brass." Omaha World. regular 1)0 Figures Lie I Let us seel Two women had 30 chickens each, which they took to market. They ageed to di vide equally the proceeds of their sale. One sold her chickens 2 for a dollar, getting for the 30 chickeas $15. The other sold hers 3 for a dollar, getting for her 30 chickens $10. This made $25 realized for the 60 chickens. The merchant called on to divide th money said : You sold your 30 chickens 2 for a dol lar, and you Bold your 30 chickens 3 fa a dollar. That makes 60 chickens at thJ rate of 5 for two dollars. Well, 5 inU 60 eoes twelve times twice twelve is 2 That makes $24 dollars your chick eni have brought." But, as shown above, the women actually had $25 in pocket Anl vet the merchant's fi&rurea weri rtchtl pq figure Jiel 4aa ComHM In a Big Pickle. Brown "I hear that Jones is com plicated financially." Robinson "Yes, he is in a pickle." "May be so, but he's not in as big pickle as he was last summer." "I didn't know that he was financially embarrassed last summcrr "I didn't say that he was. I merely said he was in a biff ruckle last summer. and so he was. He bathed every day in the Atlantic ocean at Long Branch That's being in a big pickle, ain't it. Sifting. A Nervons Dinorder. Lady (to physician) "I wish you would stop and see my husband, doctor. He suffering from some nervons tronb PjAsTcian "In what way does his ousness show itself?" ,ady "He jumps every time the front or bell rings. Physician JWell, I will stop when I am passing: but 1 m inclined to think madam, that your husband ought to see a banker not a physician. lui-bits. Remains of a Ruined City. The surveys at present being made for the Kansas City, LI Paso and Mexican Railroad, which will be built in a diag onal direction through New Mexico from northeast to southwest, promise to bring to the light of modern exploration some regions of remarkable interest which have heretofore been closed to the scientist on account cf their inaccessi bility. The sun eying parties have passed along the lava flow which by the local population is called the Molpais, which is proKaoir me mosi unique 01 its Kinu in America. It consists of a sea of molten black glass, agitated at the moment of cooling in ragged waves of fantastic shapes. These lava waves or ridges are from 10 to 12 feet high with combing crests, and the whole formation presents the appearance of having been made at a comparatively modern period. The lava flow is about forty miles long from northeast to southwest, and from one to ten miles wide. For miles on all sides the country is the most desolate that can be imagined. It has been liter ally burned up. It consists of fine white ashes to any depth which, so far, has been dug down. To the north of the lava fiow,and lying in a country equally deso late and arid, the. surveyors have come upon the ruins of Gran Guivera, known already to the early Spanish, explorers. but which have been visited by. white men less often even than', the mysterious ruins of Palenque in Central America. Only a few people at Socorro and White Oaks, New Mexico,' have been at Gran Guivera, because it is at present forty mile3 from water. The surveyors fo.ind the tuins to be of gigantic stone build ings made in the most substantial man ner and of grand proportion. 'ne of them was four acres in extent. All in dications around the ruins point to the existence here at one time of a dense population. No legend of any kind exists as to how this great city wa destroyed or when it was abandoned. One of the engineers attached to the surveying expedition ad vances the theory that Gran Guivera waa in existence and abundantly supplied with water at the time the terrible vol canic eruption took place. New York Timet. One of the plans by which the Indiana hunted the buffalo was by stampeding a herd and driving them over a steep precipice to sure death below. South American Mosquitoes. One of the pests of life in Soutk America is the ubiquitous mosquito. which there attains such an enormous size and venom that his victims are num bered by the scores, xsot long ago a herd of valuable cattle taken from the United States to a ranch upon the Mag- dalena niter became so desperate under the attack of the mosnuitoca that they broke from their stalls, jumped into the watci and all were drowned. Passengers intending to make the voyage usually provide themselves with protection in the shape of mosquito bars, head .nets and thick gloves, and when on deck are compelled to tie their sleeves around their wrists and pantaloons around their ankles. Even these precautions arc not always effective. Large as the insects are they seem to have the power to creep rough the smallest crevice, and it is often necessary to change one's clothing four or rive time a day on their account. Day and night they give the sensitive skinned travelers no rest. I have been solemuly assured that very often when they have attacked a boat and driven it captain aud crew below they have broken 'the windows of the cabin by plunging in swarms against them and have attempted ' to burst in the doors Although this may be aomething of an exaggeration it is nevertheless true that frequently horses and cattle, after the moat frightful sufferings, have died from mosquito bites on board the vessels. PITH APPOINT. A plane talker The carpenter. Diamond dust Money paid for a soli taire. The way of the world Twelve ouncea . to the pound. Artists ought to know how to draw. the color line. 1 Cats are the poets of the lower ani mals. They alone cultivate the mews. Vitltb-irg Chronicle. The painter of still life should natur ally look for his best aubjecta among the moonshiners. Bo!on Port. When a burglar breaks into a house ho generally steals up stairs, and everything elte he can lay hia hands on. Uje. New York has a baseball club called The Girls." It is doubtlesi referred to as the Femi-nine. Norrittown HeraM. How astonished some dead men would be if they could get out of their grave long enough to read their epitaphs. Lljr. The judges are now nearly as well paid as the baseball players, but the game is not nearly so interesting. Joruhla Neics. " A ki"s gees further thai a blow,? Said Kit, the little wfzsird. j It may perhaps.' was John's rep'y, " L'n.eas the blow's a blizzard. Wnidringto Critir. Fair Friend "And do you ever soak your brushes, Mr. Palette:" . Artist "No, I'm happy to say I nevcr.wa re duced so low aa that," liar card Lam poon. The cooking-school lectures are closed until fall to allow the pupils to experi ment on the new compounds and give the dyspeptks a chance to recover. Do-ton Glo e. Judges should certainly wear robes. It doesn't seem right to be sent up for ten years by a man who wears a three-button cutaway coat and a speckled trout waist coat. Life. If, with the poets, we believe . f That Adam sinned to be with Eve, I We're sure the sacrifice be made Kve's daughters nobly have rrpaid, : For ot r all the earth since then 1 They kindly stooped to marry men. Jioslo Courier. ' "Speaking about cluba," remarked Mr. Cumso, who had just been elected a member of the Manhattan, "they are the sign posts of civilization. Y011 never hear of savages forming themselves into societies for mutual improvement and pleasure." th, nonsense!" replied Mrs. Cumso. "lve heard 01 Indian ciuds ever since I could walk." Tid-Jiit. Baltimore counts on a million popula tion ten years nence, Miss Glasa has beeq married ta Brittle in Pittsburg. Mr. A Curious Talisman. Dr. E. B. Scribner has a curious watch charm, of Oriental pattern, set with a peculiar stone, bearing some resemblance to a moss agate, which was odco the property of the Khedive of Egypt. It was presented to a friend of the doctor's by a ruler of that country, aud by him presented to Dr.. benbner. 1 he stone is said to have come from the bottom of the Jed ea and to have been lor years the talisman of one of the Chiefs o: the Stranglers of India. The man became a prisoner of the Khedive and the stone one of his treasure. It was presented to the American in recognition of the latter's bravery in saving the life of one of the Khedive'a favorite courtiers, who was rescued from the grave in the Nile by the American. LouucilU Courier- Journal A Fanner's View or Freaehln?. Weu, wife, toarn sermons seems to me. Art like the ridin' plow: They're easy, purty kind o' things, But dont go deep somehow. They take ye over lot o' ground. An' science styles is such. Both in the sermon an' the plow. That one don't feel it much. To-day our preacher skinned along. An' 'peared to do a neap, A cuttin kivrin' of the weeds Heoughter plowed in deep: An' wben be halted at the end. An' got his team ung-ared. The deril laiTed to see the tares A growin', I'm afeard. This scientific plowin , now. An' science preachin', too. Both run too shatter for the work The pint has got to dot. You've got to let the trace out. An' change the e'evis pin. Then hist the handles bold 'em tight. An let the Dint CO tit. La a, Cafe, i Omaha World. .The Colored Republic. 1 Mr. Charles 11. J. Taylor, ex-Minister to the Republic of Liberia, puts the. value of the private property in that country at $1, 001, 000, or $1 jer capita. The "nat.on has a bonded indebtedness of $2,0'K,000, and over $7,0OO,0OJ have been sent to it by benevolent per sons in this country sxd England. There are about as many Cabinet Ministers sa in the United States. . There are only four post offices in the country. The navy consists of two gunboats, presented by the English Government, which are rotting on the sand. Some time ago the President of the United States recom mended to Congress the giving to the infant republic of two old war vessels, but the offer waa rejected unless crews and provisions for ten years were pro vided. The army consists of one regi ment, numbering 417 men, of whom 3Vi are oificers and 2 J privates. The Presi dent's body guard numbers 19, of whom 17 are of&rera. In home of the countiea there are not enough citizens to hold the offices, but in the others there are just about enough to go round. Class distinctions prevail to the extent they did in the Southern State during slavery t me. The citizens domineer ovet the savages and often use them crucllv. Their boys- make the young tax ages carry them on their backs to school and do all kinds of work for them. Candidates for admission to the Bar are required to read the first chapter of John's gospel and to spell the columns of words in Webster's selling book as far aa 'publication. They must also read the Laws parsed by the last aevaion of Congress. The Legislative Assembly consist of two branches, the Upper House having eight members and the Lower House thirteen. The annual ses sion generally lasts two weeks, and the laws enacted fill about three pages. Atalanekr. Consular reports show that the average wages of women employed aa c!oak and d res-makers in the large cities of Ger many amount to from 41 to $2 a week, while makers of underclothing earn ahut $l..iO to $2.50 a week, but work Lanier. Few of there workers think of having what is known in this country a "a square meal" oftener than once a week oaSundfj. - .