SISa iffMAA 'WLik I ' fh7 Wilson .Advance. Imp j hIL'Hl--''- il?UliJ 1 H zTil t Hi J.Hih klvair .h -Hi. r t-'v " : The Wilson Advance. WOOPARD & CONNOR ...... ; Wilson, K C i for one.T-ar, . ...ivr rd'i R. It. f.AlUii '"-V GOLDS BOKO, X .i. KlarlV '-vcry ino.iu- ijrdayj Imiivm "1-T : ! - xU. It. W. JOVNKK, ; V fi nnHN : DENTIST r u " . r All oWl.u. '""h' "l?- ' Va1W.lect;1ext drto K. L. H UN, T. E It. 1) K. SURGEON DENTIST. ' EN FIKLP. X. C., IU, res-nn-d pwti.-c at En:idd and n-p-,.u!lv- continuance pf his Iorni'-r prucb.r. i , l'2'' TAMES-W. LANCASTER, J -.i ' ' ; . Attorney at -Lav, WILSON, N.-C.j i Ofjtf-e in the Court Hu. V , 4rVtic in all tlie coMi ts -xcept th" Inferior court of Wilson cmn'y) a id wil rive prompt -at tot i tint tobii-iiK-ss entrusted to him iu WiUoii aud adjVuiinjr. c mntu-s. G W.'BLOUXT, Attorney.- at - Law, Officii Public . Square, rar- of Court Wilson, N. (j'.:,.()ct. Ifitli "70. R. TlLLKItY, A TTORSEV-A T--LA W Kooky ISoimt,' ,'. '.Vill practice in' Nash, K.lccombo and AViUon count w Special rtftn! ion iri'ii t any portion of the State. .I!o"tions hi V WILSON COLLEGIATE SEfsflNilRY " (FOIt YOUNG LAIIES.) Ttcsi talent Miiioye(l in all jlcpartments Situation urimsualiy houUhy. , Biinl, per st'si;i of 'i'V wt-ek, iiiclntlin furl, lights ami furnished ruoni $i),00. UtliVr charts moderate. .' v Fall Session l;in Septotnbi r I"! . ' For catalothi ui iiifoi ination; ai Iitss, ). J. l. CUE VER,rn:icipaI. -Wilson , Collegiate Institute IFOR UO I'll SKXEp- - STRICTLY NOX - SECTARIAN For year th most sueees-fiil school, in ' Kaiern ' Carolina.. The Jest rlva'tifaef. aiul lowesl ratCvS. Healthy location. Able and Este!'Unc.-tl ,r ac!iei. Kin Library and Aipai;at.is. Spacious . Bfii'.ling. A pleasant fdncational home. .f -r Average. expenses, .lSi) per jcar. Mu-ie. Jti ntia. .'S-smoii . extfmU f -from tirt Mm lay in Scpt'inlL-f to first Tliursilay in June. "Address, for Caialoue, S. II ASSFUJ, A. M.f Kiine'pal, jWlS-tf Wilson, N. C. : '.i . It-- ! W. A. SJarbrey, W I L S O N . N . j c . r;. ' .. AGENT FOR THld ! NEW HOME SEWING - MACHINE. This is one of the best maehiiiefs sold in this State aiul never fail.s to please.. Send f-r circulars and price list. it. I ayley Co., wIMPOUTEItS of4 ; CROCKiRf, G LASS-WA RE LAiJPS Etc. . , 27 ilXNOVER Stukkt, H.M.Laniek. UALTIMOItE Younc's r. P. fliKPs 'and save your J. T. Young" & Bro. RKALEK IX K V r FIXE H'ATCHES. DIAMONDS. . JEWELRY, SILVER WARE. . Manufacturer of all kinds of fUia Gold Jewelry, Kings, Badges, &c. Tlw iK.st $1QT castor, anl $1 .Of) clock 'ersoid Anicrienn matches at the lowest lws. Solid silver spoons, forks Ac, afer than ever.' Your orders are so ed aanl Kvill be promptly attendelby J. T. YOUNG &jUUO. - . ':-.' I rEIEUSBURO, VA. t30th '79.-U I ' - j, WIRERAILIIG aNI L ' "NAMENTAL WIRE WQHKS, XJFIXE cSc CO, North Uoward St., Daltimorc j. ffe raHiiicr fop Geraeterie. lawns, ffar- tri'e' 0ctsi !U1(t balcnlesi wiulow guard, gmuds, wire cloth,, sieves, ftndorsY inland coal sea ecus, iroit Dmlsteads tep'iffp'ui ...... ;-.-.- 'V'"l: j.l.fJ '" - . i . f i trr all thc :ds tiioi aimvs"t at, "thy corTRrs thy ;od,, ad tuith'v 1 VOL- 10- j ' -T ' r'TO!ONN. C, FRIDAY, APRIL 723, 1880 NTjirBER 13 fhe Wilson Advance. FRIDAY .Al'RIL 1SSD Be Happy While Ye May Our triumphs are but Our, pleasures ar- b U ;a 1 Sea fruits; i 1 pursuit-; T'eVe'a la.sitiide in a Tiiere lan jj nor i. v1.' jy-. ; We're Ka'noy - fooi we're slaves of her?, From life's first dc-vy dawn; And all our wise pliiloj ;of.!iers yawn! : newborn iv! , I5ut teach us h w O sunny-hearted c'.. No corrows fan ! Go, cull your rose in jht; blooai, . Be happy while ye may le little think thchouir is nig l When, youth's bright gifts withdrawn Your smileis "will van h to a -slh, Y ur laughter to a yawn JOHN JONES' NEW LEAF. . - - 1 A STCIIV TOR III'ItlvL 'IIUSHAKDS, I It was a rtrcary kitchen the walls ware dirty and smoky , t!ie bic m break fas! the mid dishes stood pii tl-ie L dle of the fl )or, the cooking stove was open on it, and eojd ahe on its !. earth, its so ty i!atcs awry,' a pot of disii-wattr scsiiding oL top of the stove and the broom and pjdeer and tong? lay just where the little riders had left them when called to pjrpare tor school. Johnny had gore, off crying, and his whine could even then bs heard coin in" iin the hoUow from the direction of thc school home The mule had not )CQi strained, and Mip flies were buz at on the ed";e3 zing about.it 13 they of. the twl) brinunino; pails, sipping and rubbing their bands together in. a. sat- isfie 1 way;. The ba y t etnin and cross anil tue onl pair of lui'ids it order out of that could have brou this disoidcr were bu3 jy ti) wig to sootue it. ; : J Is it any wonder t! thc mother's eyes as at tears were in she cuddled her baby tober bosom, and walked across the floor, Iryincr to still its cries? ' Oh. dear J wh.it a li sra-I she ; "I try to wual a me : patient and be make the bcSfc of it, but it does seem so hard." :V Just as the babe was grovfing quiet and its little blue baftds had fallen listl.cr.sly '.pou its bosd m, a sliaaow tell across fhe doorway, and the husband entered, saying : Jane, can you ten children' did with the day?" me what the hatchet yester- "It was out on tile rock, behind Johny's -wagon. Inst, speakiii"; low, an' i ih.l," slie rephed ,v lavir.o- the baby ib wn ;in a bed that bad not been made up yet." -Seems to riic ;o fro a good while no ; .von haven't ijittin your chores do. the knack of gittin' along, like Mrs Leavandyke her work is done np ior.g ai;o, an" she's busy in the garden dotTt look i nin;li don't put the. time on does iu her'n." ike our n ; j'ou our'n . that Ob. John " said t f.e little woman. slipping up her sleeve and tying "n r big a'pronr an l.fry:.j turned away t b.d !o keep her face (he ipthe! iag ea. and the baby tears, "with four e :i! b sick and three.cows td m:!k. and the calves to feed, and hand ; to cook ,fbr - ! 1 - and all the other work ito do, I only wonder that I get half my? chores 40R ! in a whole day." "W elb f m sure 1 tton t see how it is," said he "my tuotjl er had ten liv mo- children, and she rnanaxed to set alon" Ersi-rate, aid o ab her own weavinrr. ' besides takinjr in for the ne:2hlr J on nave more' room than she h?d vA yon don't have to carry water tort- rods, like she did f here 'it. is. right at t ie foot of the . hill; and yo- cever hare- to cut your, f.-i i rt... : : - . .t i . L w . midst of 1 barrest, and- I think vou ' . tm . shouldn't complain. If there is an , . , . .P. , ,.n thing I hate to hear, it re a b i wlnuing wue: .jsowiuaveto De out ? -'- T of doors all the time, ib matter Low! hot the iim shines or how cold the . i wnm u.u.. .- yu. -.i- luC!aswouldia womats-touched her as shade and comfortaW4-f you only wa3 . sbQ woulJ knew it I Ah! you have an eay time ,.,nlJ' ,,:,.,:- of it, you women, if you only knew iC ; so cheer urn, li marciedl jou: fbz a. -- - -- ' I t i i i - . - hclptnate, don't you know. Tl5 girls trill be big enough in three or four years to help you, and then you can take limes easier ; and maybe by that time the bottom farm will be pid for, and we'll be able to ride in a carriage. like the Leavamlykes. "Hew long s'nee yos brought in ll.U water?" he added, as hej took a drink fro the dipper. Finding it uot cool he suifted it out coolly right on the floor among sotne pans that had slip peddown off a shelf. . . .... ; : Ashe took the hatchet and started but toward the wagon to fix the hay- nggtng on it, he said : ' 'Jane, if j qu can as wi;l as not, sposiu.' you have some of them new beans that grow in that far lot for dir-.cr." I "Wei', I'll try." she said, hopelessly and she slipped her shoes off so that she might step softly.and with more comfort. All working women know wliat a task it U to put a disodcrd kitchen into neatness, especially when little children have been about. First she strained the mil!.:, taking out a quart, with which to mix the bread, for the yeast was set the night before and hnd'beer: h bhlinr two hours ; she mixed it and set it in the warm sun shine, then started a fire and made feed of skim milk and meal for the noisy. IVolicksomc calves that ran in the door-yard. TLen she swept and picked up playthings after the children hung up their eoats and aprons, and set their old shoes away, and moved their sleds and wagons and hoops from, about the 'doors.-' While the dish-water was beating she hurried up-stairs and made the beds, then washed the dishes, and went down the ceil ir and skimmed the milk. There was cream enough for: a churn ing, and the " churn was scalded, and then left a pail of cold water standing in it. so as to be fresh and ready. By thi3 time the baby woke and cried, and tired little mother wa? compelled to sit'dovyo jyul take him in her sheltering arms. In half an hour or so he was ready to sit down on the floor on a quilt, and she leftfhinl long enough to carry three or four pails of the skimmed milk to the pigs two pail-fiils at u time, and .she went on the run. She olwaj-s fed the pigs : when she asked her husband once to carry tljie milk to the pen on his ivay out- to ;h:3 work, he said. "That belongs to a woman's work ; a rn.au whose name is commissioner should not bj slop the pigs that's a out for a asked to little too steep. , It was no trifling job to feed those pigs, the- ppn had been, made out of some house logs, and the. opening trough which lite pails Lad to be lifted before they could be empited was so high up that it just came even with her neck, and vas only wide enough to admit the pai! with the bail .lying down. Twice, when she was dressed up clean, had the unsteadily poised pail tipped back and poured the con tents upon her, from her neck even to her little feet, drenched as by a water spout. Witiial the mother, was quite patient and fclrpst every day could Ler voice be heard, even down, lo the lower field and the scboolhonso stin'sing. "A charge to keep I, have ." or "God n a mysterious way." moves Cut before another 'ear a cl ange man, her came, The strong, hardy Lusban 1, was stricken down with typhoid fever, and for long, weary weeks lie lay balancing between life and death. ll:s recovery was vtry slow, and his cor.iine:.: ent irksome; nonr:s in.; walls cothl he gloomier than were thcW prisoner. lome wal ? thr-t held him a Day after day the ceaseless patter o f jliis v.-'fe's patient little feet fell -upon his car.hecouiJ hear them up stairs a rdtdown, now here, now there, I her voice Always kind and tender, her hand everl ready to minister to her dear unfes;her "Words Ml of con?ola- i t irn nnkl Ove, and cheer. John Jones holiy unimpreasible; slowly fell from Lis eyes, the light the scales came, and! he was as one Vorn into a htiiher .4nd better life. He drew his . . . Y r J across his eyes, often tl.e sob$ matte bun catch suspiciously, ani , LI .- , . , , , morvWpd mnrli that lio bail walked . . , ,L ,..vi' r i beside tliii httle woman for year3 and tynt It nn n that be was mated with an , I 1 n .;r ..ftor crwfinl nnhrrirc?. 1 113 YOlCO PreW 301 ter 3JU. t . .-.'hnA - , Xt tk r..(ii-:.!!nni touchcer her forehead and hair lovingly Weeks afterwar 3, when ho was able to. ihVs oatthe olil! whimsical buggy. that liad done good sendee in the days of his cjiurch-going parents, was made eotiifortable by a soft woollen. bUnktt and an armful of sweet smeUins oat straw. John didn't tell where he was going, but he looked wise, and Lis mouth had a perky look about the corners that seem 3d to say : Jast let me clone; I know what I'm about." It was even when he came home. He was jstill wiid a3 when he went away, jllis cup of hot tea was waiting and his toast and the tender lit le pullcV fried nice aud browu. lie 4& - seemed feaHy happy jolly. He trot ted the taby on his foot thai night and he ifal'ed his little wife Jenny, as : in the days when he won her, and he let Johny pl y horse with , Lis boots, aud there was surd a contented, rich man expression on his face that his wife 'could help wotidering what had made such a change in him. - i , The next moyiing thc crazy old rig was called out again, and the soft blanket spread in it, and John Jones took the lines in his emanciated hands i and drove off in the same direction as he did the day before. When; he returned he wqs accompa nied with a broad-shouldered, good looking German girl, whom he intro duced to his wife &3 "our girl." She I'ipked witlv amazement upon "our girl," then stared at John. He soon explained - things to her satisfaction. "The upshotj'o' the matter is, Jane that I've!' bused you long enough ; the Lord helpin' me I'll never see you make a drudge o yourself again. It's a burninl shame for a great lout like me to see a frial little body like you to be a ma:', an' aboy, an1 a dog, an' u mother, an' niajjer, an' me a savin' an' hoardin' up money and means to leave to the Lord only know3 who. I- beg your pardon, Jane ; and now you'll tell this girl, Barbary Groetz, how you want thing? done, an' let her take 5-our plate an. work in yoiir stid, an' you'll livo hereafter like a human man's wife ort to." - , By tli e time the speech wa3 made the poor; weak fellow was blundering like a whale. i Poor little surprised wife ! She flew to his neck ami laid her head on his bosom and cried like a baby, as she said : 'John Jones! you old darling!' "No, not a bit of a darliu ; just an old bear, a reg'Iar old heathen, to sac rifice the best little woman under the sun, tncl goin' on i by inch, this way that's been for years an' years," inufHed he, as he fumbled over her face in an aimless 3 oving wa)'. Then our gixl. Barbary,;; went into Jane Jones' harness, and fitted her to a fraction. "Now, go and d said the we've turned over a new leaf, ress up. Jenny, bless you !" new convert. So with the memory of Jang syne warming her heart, Jane unearth eded her wedding dress in the afternoon, and put it on with a pretty old-fashioned oollatf, and brushed out her nut br wo liair that once upon' a time curl ed beautifully. Perhaps she felt fool ish snd girlUh and out of ner ?phere but she ooked sweet enough to made up for n ;l discrepancies. She sat sewing putting a new band onTvubV-s white shir, when the chil dren came home school. Her back was toward the door. Tom came to a dead halt as he stepped upon the silf and theii ran round to-find his mother. No mother there, but the smiling, pinky fa red Germau girl, who was par ing pota ;ogs i fo suoper. . . Tom bawled out : "Is mother dead? Oh, Iwaht my mother!" an I circhd round the house aud peeped in shyly witli wet eyes. , If'as that lady in a soft, gray merino dress, wealing an embroidered collar and gofd ear-dr-r. 3, his 'inother? That pretty woman ! Surely it was. for Nettie was feeling of her face, and was sparkling all over, and was saying "Is this you, mother? Why where have you been?" 'Oh. ma !" said Torn, holding her round the neck, as though she might fiit away the next minute , m:y, where you come did you back?" Poor were of SLO and when did hfi.'e tne. new rr)ta tney . . ' , a he housfuo.d dfuu-e in her new and-: beautiful transforuiation. But this is not all. Before the arst, old blast ot winter came, step3 were taken to! save and lighten the labors of the feminine portion of the farmer's househoivk Aft auf..ion was built to the house, a new siding wa3 put on and painted- white. New windows were, axl dad and grccrt blind?,, and spouting,, and a vile, long, roomy j porch. Closet were put up in all the! reoros ; tLe oi. i vertniny bedsteads jsplit up and used for kindlings- ' new chairs were bought, includi.ig a new ;rcckTng and Pewing chiiir for mother; seing-macuine, mat was a love ; tance. n was without shot, though br a friend-; the door yard was paled j he had ai la-ge quantity of powder, jin, and thffTcalves and colls keptj j A capital Idea struck Lim.. He load jwhere they belonged ; and evergre'en ed his gun and used. In the place of trees, and flowering shrubbejy, and j shot, cbarry seed, took aim and fired rosebushes made beautiful the new; yard. An easy chain pump took the; place of the niosscovercd bucket that held as much as a churn. It was pack- oil biT to the barn to put clove" seed jin, and the heavy windlass was borne aAvay forever from the little arms that!1 had tugged at its ponderous 'weight (with a sick weariness, man) and many a ye:.r. The big well -rope made a nice swing, out und-,r the oak', for Tom, an I Belle, and chubby little llar- Now that t!ic r.o longer cn-lnved mother has leisure to mingle with her growi ig children as teacher, and com panion, and friend, they grew more ovable and intelligent, and they cling to her! like vines. Thev see so much in her to admire and emulate. And John Jones? Tiiat : spell of of faver wasAaron's rod that smote the foJ: of soul auk opened it for the outgushing of love and sympathy, and f harity. . and all the virtues, and harms and graces of the human tieart ; and to-day growing broader and ruddier and riper, and i Letter, fdiore lives no hnppier farmer tlianthat dear old, rouovated John Jones, f I'lic Caplnrc 1" Tiirliomnu ineSj by tSi; E.er.IaTis. ' The Capture of Turkoman women by the Persian Governors is ono of tjho great crjmes of Persian rule in the d:s rict east of the Caspian Sea. jAn order." says Mi-dor Butler, of the British army, "is sent to one or more .1 . " - uf the Governors of those districts to tjlie effect chat no. .'presents have been forwarded to the Shah by them of late and if the)' do not immediately dis patched substantial -lifts another Gov trnpr will be found to ' replace ihem. 'fhe districted vGoveruor, who ha3 already robbed hip own people until they have nothing left.-to take, wistful- ty tu licit turn b his eyes and thoughts to his neighbor the Turkomans. Forth with he) organizes an expedition, and seads forth spies to ascertain at what point are encamped the largest num ber of Turkoman women aud horses and thc smallest number of men. This being ascertained, he" starts at the dead of 'night, accompanied by his nurderous robbers aud swoops down opon his unfortunate victims. Those Tutkotnans who arc able .to fight 'or ikely to give any future trouble are ruthlessly murdered, and the old men, the boys, wives, daughters and sisters jare bound hand and foot and brought. 'back into Persian territory. Tlieaj commences a scene disgracefully alike to humanity and morality. The old women and infants are separated from the young and beautiful (and many of the Turkoman women are very beau- tifu! ;) every point of the latter is look- C' iiit p and discassed by the it.en told ojr lor this purpose, just as the intended purchaser of a hore trots out the animsi to examine Lim. Tose possessing the best points are sent;! otTto the Shah and other great men cf i Teheran. These with some fault oc: other ate kept by the Governor him self and distributed omong his favor- ILCT LilU JWH, uz ol fUtUJ UVlli j always generously treated in the dis-i tribution of the human spoiL Tlie horses and other stolen Broperty are likewise disposed of. But whst be comes of the old ' women and little one? These are locked up ur.til some 7'u;koinan relation' can buy their rc- las for 20 or 25 each ; and if this happy arrangement cannot be effected I they probably die of starvation. r 1 1 1 could pieotion man)' startling instances pf the above. which have lately taken place. There is a regnlar season for ihee erpeditions, icommeacing nbouti i April and ending a beat October." j " -.' I ., . , . , The following letter was written by r. i . . ." T, xx . t i Illinois girl: Dees f Doaot 6 . cum to see me eny aKire. l auther hasr got awfully skecred about bcrglar.! . . . 4 . , I ami he sits up everv te till late with s . .. . , , V ... ! a double barreled shot gun. watching! f the back yard. He put moren a pound tit lead into- Green' a nnfocndland dogi? wliicu was suramin over ins lens miter ; a bone last nite : Tte row Is red, thc violet blew, I wouU'nt Lan rr 'I I was yo'i. A Tonjfh llnotmnn' Yum. The iftlluwfrrg yarn which we clip j from a "ew; York piper almost eqnal Baron junc!u lanson's lie, in which he rotate lhat whi'e out huntinsr one ajday he saw a deer grazin in the du- j The load took effect in the deer's head. but did hira no eerious damage. Some time afterward he was hunting i'a thc same luipv uen -ne saw tuo same deer wkl; .1 a growth of cherry trees on j. his head J The cherry seed which lie at the deer had come up, and had shot now the deer was a walking clump of cberry'treej. A most wonderful uhe- nomena ferred to cf nature. The article re is as follows : Apropos of foxhunting, there is a fox hunter in this county Who tell a goo Utory in regard to the tenacity with which foxes will cliiig to their livc3, they-in face having more! lives than -a cat. The gentleman says, and he affirms with both hands that it is true, that one day while lie was hunt ing he shpt a fine fox, and as he sup posed, the animal dropped deadl He went to him, arid taking out his Jack knife, commenced to take off the pelt so he wouldn't have to carry the car cas home with him. He ek?ntied it down and then pulled it over and gave it any akjn order to free it from the hody, when the skin came ofT. and to the inexpressible astonishment of the hunter, tjie fox ran off at full speed, the hunter being unable in his surprise to raise the, gun aud shoot him. The dogs, however, were after him a jiffy, and tho rerdafkablo sight of a fox without his pelt scooting alpnT over the crust with three hounds yelping on his track was then seen. The fbx being in light marching -order, soon distanced the dogi, and in ten minutes was out of sight. A "cw u3's after the man w.w out hunting again for foxes. The hounds run one pretty sharply, and he passed through a ravinae, and it being . pecu litrity of the fox that when he goes through a ravine he will come back to it again, no matter how wide the eir- cuit may ba.The hunter posted himself ice and waited until he lnard at this p the bay of tho hounds following the track up to near where he stood. He was on the qui vivc, and got a glimpse of an animal rurning with great speed. that had all the resemblance to" n fox only his coat eccme;l glossy whiteThe hunter never thought of thc skinned fox that ran away tk? day before, but supposed the white fur would be a great rartty in the mVrket, so he fired, killed the animal, and with great ex pectations hurried up to where he lay, and there1, lo and' behold found, in stead of; .4 white furred fox, the one ho had skinned the .' day before, the white fbrrab looking Iikti white fur ir. the sunlight. Seemingly the fox had not rniadjd tho lackpf.his skin very much, and the flesh had become, by expostirejiii the air, almost of the con sistency of leather. '..:' .Xrifl not w ith u Pure ISearl. '-; i - Advices is chepp and plentiful. But however jhat may bs the Leculer de sires to say a fe;y words to- the boys and young, .men.; Throughout this broad land the young people are fall- ig in love aud oM ones t-w, every da),' That is all right and proper. Np objection to the falling in, but look well to ihe falling out. Girls were made to be loved. If you associate ith a sweet, admirable. girl any length of time, like a three legged stool at fcii auction, t are gone. ie first thing you . knor yon But what we started out to say in this: A great taany young men fall in love" and trifle with young and tender affections, when they do cot know the true sentiments of their heart. Tley are not in dead, earnest Young isen cr word ! A trnc wo man's heart is the highest and purest t ting on earth, and the man who would trifle with a trusting heart, has but lit- tie cae f"j: hat is noble -and manly. Ito humanity, .' and Contains rivers of - r . . r . " I affection and. mnocet love for those j , . , t who love it. Be true m all vcur deal- j, ' , . " i . T and she will responnvely shelter you t i . ; t J t , from icy blast of contemptible demon, . , , - , , " i . . A Presidential vote was taken on a 1 railway train out Vet recently, and " i the result showed thlrtr-two more Repulhcan ballots than paseengers. One Square 3 Months, . LI.W One Square C Month, ......J. Vno Sqvtr 11 Moutha, .U.ft Liberal deductions made lor laryef pao Transient Afh-ertlsenienU Inserted ii ' Tt Cents per line. . J ' ? v j f'oldly Kreed. -The Secretary aunounced a comma nicti0n from Hannah . Isyo, a colored wido in Rachitic, who saU thai Uer husband was for a vpor or mors n - honorary member th'u club. Athli - death. she was left with nothing but a , feather bed anJ a She haj brao ed up and tritnl to jet " along without asking any favors of any body, but Just now she'was in a pinch. Sho" Wanted a hat to lay back oh her head fcndl a pair of club skates, and after passing several sleepless nights alio had timid- jy decided to appeal to the gonerbltj ;.'. of the club. . , 'Do appeal" am not well tal:en.' promptly rcpliel the President. 'If dat woman doan jo akatin' till W0 buy her de art'klcs she 1 won't break down any mill-ponds dis y'nr nor bust any hearts wid d.-W lay-back hat. Ve ideah Usclfanv positively disturbed. I presume de Cha'r meant absurd remarked the Uev. Penstot k. Chn'r di'dn't nieai nnffin .of d sort, sah ! Da Cha'r said disturbed. Do you want to disturb do meetiuT Oh, no? V Den sot down Dis am no place to try to show off your latin. On varua occasions you hoz sought to 'krect de language of dis Caa'iv an' your con duct hez bin open to sharp culchur- cisni.' You mean critichm. Brother Gardner drew himself up seven feet high, bent forward about four feet, and the Ilov. PcnsUick jwitt' ed right away under lhat one awful lock. After a long silence, he eald I " Sotind de triangle an' we'll main- . . .. i . . ' J '. tain a dispcrsoa fur de tn.erval ofont week." . .Toili liilliftsV Afrlc to JTeC. By awl mean, Joe, get marriod,- if you have a fair show. Don't aland shivering on tho bank, but pilch right in and stick your head under, the shiver is over. T; ere ain't and any more trick in getting rnattietl " thaa there is iu eating peanuts, llenny a man has jetood shivering on tho shoar until the river run out. , io.n"t eipect to marry an angel; they have all cea picked up long ago; Remember, Joe, you ain't a -saint yourself. Do not marry for buty exclusively ; baly .ie like ice : awful sliypery, , and thawa dreadful easy. Don't marry for lu neitlier ; luv is like a cooking slore. good for nothing when the fuel We out. But let the mixture be eorao buty, becomingly , decssed, with about f 250 in her pocket, a gud pelUr, handy and-neat in ber house; plenty of good sense, a" tuff constitution and by-daws, small feet, a light stop; and to this sound teeth and a1 warm hearts This mixture will keep .In any cHmatO' and wUlViot evaporate. If the cork happc-us to' be left out t!ic etrengtU ain't gone, Joe. pedigree unless it Don't marry -for I ked by bnnlc notes. A family with notmnj; pedigree generally lacks sense. but Oh. dear ! 1 feel so tired, sljied Mrs. Iiickenlodper as she sank into a a chair. -Well. I should think you would be,' growled Mr. Hickenlojper as he ,ut on his coat to go out, yoa tramped around mWn seven tailei this afternoon making your silly calls. I shouldn't call myself half bright if I did such a thiug. And then ho weijl down the streets and walked nine miles around a billiard-fable at Cwenty-flro cents an hour, and she thought iow hard he worked at his bajincss, poor man, when ho came fome at ni;bi And dragged his enfeebled limbs into bed. Seme women ar just like that. "Why do girls elope?" is the very interesting querry put by a cotsmpo rary. Well, there are various reasons, tl.e principle ones being that the girls are idispleawd with the way their mothers do houe workj .and some ghrfct have an idea that they can support husbands. And a good many ot thess have to do it, too. The cooks employed by the clnbt of New York receive larger salaries than a large majority of the New! York editors.- But the cook don't gel frea passes to the circuses 'and minstrel shows, and the 'Inside matter'? thej' prepare don't mould public opinion. as it were. : . I A colored citizen of Georgia fesrs he will have to exodnst to Kansas. He re narks : ; 'Neiber seed aicb times since I been bom, Work all day and steal all night, and Lljsscd if I Can hardly make a HrinV i V Si