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A prisoner in t!c penitentiary, at Baltimore, who heard Mr. Moody's re marks on: Sunday, retired after the disouih.se to a cell and soon emerged with ve fes hastily written, in the meantin'ie, which had, been suggested by the disccurse, and handed them to Mr. Moody, who, in tfie afternoon, had tl;! :n read hi Maryland Institute as follows : Sow"m;T the tares when it ml-rht havo been wlu-af, ' 'lucking the bud jf. life's wreath all com v plete - The niht Mnks down ami 1 darkness and fear. While we are ko cruelly sowing the tare.'. Sowiivg Ihc tares of malice and spite, , Word. of black import Plutonian nig'it; Vo liiidit have sowed roses amid life's ad cares, ' Bui we turned from their beauty to sowing W'.e tares. Sowing i.lic tar. s bow dark the black sin. Mingling a curse with Iife'ACWeetet bymr.; thediiia: no anguish, no piteous prayers While we were ?d cruelly sowii.gthe tares. Sowing the tares to bring sorrow down " That robs of its jewels life's fairest crown; Turning to wlvor the once golden hairs That t.'iv whiter and whiter as wc sowed tin; tans. Sowing the tares umW c- v r of niglit, ; -WhciiVe hnl have sowed j"ys clieery i and bright, Oil! licit iuru to' God, widi repentance .iisil prayers, In! i-!'-:d for . forgiveness for sewing the TABERNACLE SERMONS.' Discourse of Rev. T. DcWiif Talmage. oa Sunday Msr.liiig, April I?. Mistakes About the South. Corrected. 'Give me a blessinsr; for thou has---giv.cn me a wm'h. land; give mo iil.so spring of wutcr.1' -,-Judges, i 15. :-. ' : Caleb's 'daiighter had been married to General Otbnieh and she had re ceived from her father as a wedding gift a frirm at the South in a sunshiny and warm region. She asked the further gift of some springs of water near by so that her farm might be properly irrigated, the water brought down through tunnels and 'aqueducts. Give me a blessing, for thou hast given me a south land; give me also springs of water." This nation can say that God has vLeu us a south land, and it is a mag nificent reach of country ; but it espe cially i.eeds to bo irrigated from the ft-u'tains of divine, mercy, and. this Lnation oufrht to offer the prayer most devoutly. ' Give' us a blessing ; for Thou '.a?t siven us a south land ; give also springs of water." To meet engagements in nine of the Sc uihcn States, and to catch a glimpse of the Southern springtime, and to see i.-.-.v these region? are reeovorin j from I ho. dso; itiolis of war, I started x -few weeks ago southward, equipped with my mind full pi -questions! and hungry for information on' all social and polit ical, moral and religous subjects. Among other things, I had a grave in Georgia to visit, the grave of my uncle Rev. Dr. Samuel K. Talmage for twenty years the presithnt of Ogel thorpe Lfniversvty. After walking ' among the ruins of, that ' institution, from which many men went forth to bless the earth, which institution was j' slain ! v ihc. '?r.r. I went to see his last resting-place. lien the war .opened hi heart broke, aud he lay down to rest near the scene of his eminent usefulness, his grave covered with a. I monument adorned by own name, and - . ,; ..' I me auggcsiive -ocnpiure passage. 'How Leautiful upon the roouutains are tho f.-et of him that bringcth good tidings, that publUheth peace." He was oneoCthose contemporary "minis ters of the South, who. after efioqnent words for God, and earnest service are resting from their labors: Dr. James II. Thomwell- hia Liogr3hy and Dr. Smythe, and Dr. Duncan. and Dr. Pearce, and many others. But mj mission was not with the dead, but whh the hvio?, I went soath- I - ward with nc partisan predilection3. I had no prejudices. I was resolved on corning back to report what I saw, whether it -might meet with general favor or the Condemnation of on or both section?. I bad no political re cord to guard or look after, nince most or my ministry ha been pawed ; since the war closed. My admiration for the Democratic and Republican parties as mere parties is so small that it would take McAllister's most powerful mag nifying'glass to see anything!' A- merican politics are rotten, and that party 6teals lbs mott which has tb triost chanca ! Al the South all the doora of information seemed to be open. I talked with high and low. with Governors of States and wster carriers, lawyers, clergymen doctors, judc-i of -ourts. and I found that there had been a persistent and in gome cases, most outrageous mis representation of the feeling at the South by some correspondents of some of our Northern secular and re lious newspapers, aud by overbearing and dishonest men who, going from the North to tbe South, behaved there in a way ;hat excited no friendliness. I found out that if a man behaves well at the South he will be treated well. -There U noj more need of a severe Governmental espionage In Charleston and Atlanta! and Augusta than in New York and .Brooklyn. The feeling at the South to-day has been so misrep resentad that I shall devoU this morn i n's sermon to the correction of the misapprehensions, and to th over throw, so far as 1 may be able, of i some of tbe slanders. The first misrepresentation in regard to the South I wish to correct is that the Southern people want to get back and have reinstated nego s ry. Why all the people are glad to get rid of it. The planters told me that t.hey could ciulture their land now at less ex pen s under the new system of labor than under tne old. A planter who bv r. innd red and twenty slaves war said that there was sd lefore the much care. necessary in looking after ?o many slaves, and in looking after 'the aged who could not work and help less colored childhood, that there was constant anxiet' and vast expense and exhaustion..' Now they have aoth ing to do but pay the wages when they are due, and each family looks after its own invalids and minors. Submit to the ballo't-box of the Southern peo ple to-day the' question, "Shall negro slavery be wards, and reinstated?" and all tbe all the cities, aqd all the counties, and all the States would give thundering negative. They fought for the institution eighteen years ago, but now they congratulate themselves at the overthrow of the institution. God be thanked that North and South at last we have one sentiment on that subject onrt tbnsM- I Xortherii noliticians 'who keep the subject of American slavery roll in s- onand rolling on are doing a ihino as useless and innpt as it would the Dorr rebellion of Rhode Island, or Aaron Burr's attempt at- the overthrow of the United States i!nvrrmfti!t ft tpst for our fall elec- Vw.., tious. The whole subject of American slavery is dead and damned. I said to the planters : "How do these ran work now inder the new. system?" and ''Tliev work veil; we VI-'nvvw . Iiave no trouble; there was a' good deal of tro'il ;le just after war closed, and a demoralization aud disorganiza tion consequent upon a change of things, but now . they work most ad mirably, and they work far better than tbe Northern men who come here, be caus3 the c:matc seems better adapted to the colored peole. who will on a summer day, at their nooning, go out and lie' dowr.-'.o enjoy the sun." My friends, all! this talk about the dragging of the rivers and the lakes of the South to haul ashore negroes mardered and flung in, while it may be believed by many at the North. U a falsehood so absurd it i hardly fit to mention in a religious asaerablage. The white people of the South feel their depen dence on tlie dark people lor the cul ture, of their lands ; the dark people feel their i oople for uep.iiuonce on lue wniie the payment of their wages. From wbaa I'hav.J seen of the oppres- . a sion of female clrks in some ot tue dryf oods Stored of the North.and from r O j what I have Been of the oppression ol some young men at the North on small salaries, which they must lake or get nolbing at all, I lave come to the coa tioo and sympathy for colored labor at (he South to-daj than there are con- sideration and sympathy for some of the; employes in some of the dry-good ' stores on Fulton aveuue. Brooklyn: Broadway New York; Washington street, Boston, Chestnut street, Piiila-I delphia. In all the land and in al the earth there are tyrannical employ -j crs. and their maltreatment of subor-f dinates, white or bUck, deserves cx ecration. But in the work of rcforraa tioh let us begin at home. Another impression in regard to the SonththatI wish to correct is, that they are antagonistic to hr.vir.g North erners come down there and settle.--t-Tbe whole impression given here at. the North has been that if Northerners goidown South they are ku-k!nxed. kept out of society, or getting into so ciety thrown out again, aud in 'every way made nncomfortablet From the States wh3re I visited the cry cotnesi. and I bring it to-day in their name. 'Send down your capitalists, send down your Northern farming-machines. ! i come and buy O'lr plantations, open stores, build cotton factories and rice mils come by the hundreds, by the thousands, by the millions, and come i v j right away." I declare here that that is I the sentiment of the South.. Of course there is no more admiration a,t the South for .-Northern fools and Northern braggarts than there is here;. If a man going South shall put his valise at the depot, then go up on the nearest plantation and say, by his mail ner or by words : We have come down here to show you Southern peoi pie how to farm; wo whipped you iri the war, now we are going to whip yon in agriculture J I am from Bo!tct! I am ; that's the Hub;" how much vbu look like a man I shot atT South Mountain ; I belieye it was your brotht er; l marcnea right tnrotign herein the Fourteenth regiment of volunteers t r- . j killed and quartered a heifei- on; your front stoop; what a poor, miser4 able race of people yon Southerners! arc ; didn't we give it to you? ha ! ha ! such a man as that, to say the least will not make a j favorable impression And he will riot be, 'very soon elec ted as elder of one their churches, am if! he should open a stori he would notj get many customers, and if such man as that should get a free and ripid ride on that part of a fence which is most easily removed, and b set down wittiout much reference tq the desirability of the landing-place 3Jou and I would not be protestants. If a moral man go South, and he ex- ercises iust '.ordinary common sense, lie will be welcome ; he will be at home and coming fsoax Brooklyn he will bej just as well treated as though he came from Mobile. A Southern gentleman (in tbe audience) nods his head, as. much as to say. "That'3 so." I couldl give maay illustrations. I give one.i There went from this church, seven; or eislit vears aco, a niemoer to re- . side in Charleston, S. C. He took no fortune. By mercanrile . assiduty he toiled on up. Was he received well? Was he treated well? Jr.dge for yenr-i selves, when I tell rou that a few days' ago, when his lifeless body was carried into the Episcopal church of Charle. ion where he was a vestryman, the members ot the Board of Trade assem bled in the church, the children and the patrons of orphan asylnm of which ie was director, and a great throng of die best citizens amid a wealth of floral nd musical tribute that the Charleston Courier describes as making an occa sion almost unparalleld in the history af private obsequies. Why, this side of heaven there is not a more hospita ale people than the people of the South and I ; bring you from those States which I bad the pleasure of visiting. I bring you to-day an invitation tor immmration that way. The South is to rival the West as an opening field I for American enterprise.- Horace Gree ley advice of ''Go West." is to have its addenda in 'Go South." The first avalanche of population that way will make their fortunes. 4 It is a national absurdity that such a large proportion of the cotton of the South, at great expense, should bejs sent North in order to be transferred into useful fabrics. The few factories at tbe South are the pioneers of innu merable spindles which are soon to be gin the hum of the. grand march on the banks of tbe Savannah and the; Appalachicola, and the TombigheeJ There is Goorgia, with its 58,0001? square miles : there Is A'aD&tns, with its 50,722 square miles; there is South Carolina, with its 31.000 square miles ; these is North Carolina, with its 50.70 ll Un per cent, of their resources- yet j developed. N hea will our overcrowd- j ed population in these Nor' hern cities take the wings of tbe morning and fly : l to those regions where they may hae j roorutoturu around, and plenty of place to.take a full breath and expand. and; be masters of their own corn-fields, their own rice swamps, their own; cot ton plantations, their own ! lumber forests? Laid to be bad there from $1 to $20 an acre Travel frora ihere to th;it region $15, If you are not too particular about the way you- go. Afraid of the heat? Why, the j ther mometer in New York every j summer rises to a higher point than in Georgia or North Carolina, although in those Stales the heat is more protracted. Afratd of the fever f The death-rate in Georgia j.ist eqnals the dsatb ratc j in Michigan. The death rate in Geor-'Cta.;a-?cording to the nnmber of the po)julat.ion. is less than ' the death rate in Connecticut and Maine. Goinr either West or South you will probably' have one acclimating attack. It will only be a different stvle of shake ! There is no more need that England. Ireland and Scotland want room or want bread. I rejoice that there is sucti avast population coming) from foreign lands here 21.5G8 people ar riving in New York last month, March, to make their residence in this 'coun try.: And, let me tell -you, many of them the. very best people of Europe. What do I mean by 'best? I mean in dustrious and moral.' Five thousand people last Tuesday H and around ; - . " i " J Castle Garden waiting for transporta tion. While you put on extra trains to carry them rfest ovei the Pennsyl vania and the Erie and the New York Central, put on extra trains on the Baltimore and. Ohio, and all the great routes to Charleston and Atlanta and Chattanooga, that they may go South. Vast opportunities opening. Stop cursing the bo.iln. ana stop: lying about the South, and go South arid test thejcordiality of their welcome, and their resources of mine and plantation and forest. Why, my friends, that is the way this national difficulty is to bo settled. Tens of thousands ofjyoung men from the North, moral young men, intelligent )'oung men j from the Aortu, are logo bojtu ana make tneir essence there, and thay will! invite the: daughters of the South to hep to i . j ' i : i . u . i: 1 i j im.iu uuuses .iiuiu-uie iiiagnunas uuo orange eroves, and their children will be hal f North and half South, hal f South Carolina and lialf Vermont, half Georgia and half New York, and then to divide the country you will' have to divide the children with some such sword as - Solomon sarcastically pro posed for the division of a contested child, and the Northern father will say to the Southern orac, my ucar, , let us put our political feud to sleep in this cradle!" The statements j there is Virginia. At our Xcet Chat loi;g rampant at the North that South-J tinoo?a and Cbickamaugn, the pro em; people do hot want moral and in-; nouncia ion ot which .proper names dustnous people to come from the North to the; South -I brand that statement as a Co rr. f Ion m:' -f and kept up for base political purpos- es- i '' . ' '. Another wrong impression in re- gard to the South that I want to cor - reU is tliat that the people there are antagonibtic to the United States Gov - eminent. Those people submitted to the settlement of the sword certain questions, and now they are S'jbmis- Hive to t!ie Jocision. There is 110 fight in them. We talk-about the fire-eaters of the South. If they eat fire, they have a private platter of coals in a private room, I sat at many of their tables, ami I saw no such style of diet Neither could I find a spoon ora fork or a knife that seemed to have been used iu eating fire. Why, s;rk, they are the most placiJ people you ever aaV. Some of them, their property all gqne, at forty c r sixty years of age starling life, with one arm aud one foot and one eye. the missing mem- hers sacrificed in battle. It is simply miracul jus arid th wort of lb? Lord Almighty that those people amiable and as cheerul as t are as :ey are and it is dastardly mean in us to keep speaking 01 them as waspiah. and acrid, and saturnine, and malevolent, I have traveled as much as most peo - pie have in this and other lands, and I am yet to find a more affable, more delicately syrapalhetis. more whole - souled people than the people of the South. The ieople of South are loyal to day, and if a foreign foe should try,, to set its foot on this country by way of intimidation or conqest, I believe the forces of McClellan -and Beauregard, Bragg and Geary, Grant and Lee, tduc and the gray, and the guns of Forts Hamilton and Hckens and Sum. ter wonld join in one great chorus of thunder and flame. The Tact is that irt this country we have had a big fam- ly fight, and if a neighbor should come in and, try to interfre. you know what tho result would be. Husband and wife in contest, the one with a cane, and the other with a broomstick let intermeddler come in and he jrcu jail thejadvantae of both i cane and broomstick ! 1 have sometimes thonsht I that the' 'North and South will never uudcrstand eac' other until the ap proach; of a common enemy makes a common cause. God forbid that that day should come. ' But if foreign despotisms think there is in our Gov- iernment.no cohesion, no centripetal force, they have only to test it. In stead of the thirteen orig'nal colonies, we own from ocean to ocean ; but that is no sign of Tack of governmental ;rip. Illy steam arid electricity the i Government is under more speed arid easy control now than it was at the start. At the: foundation of the Gov- ernmeut it took an official document two week9 to cross the country ; now it takes two minutes. San ' Francisco and Galveston'and Ies Moines are to day nearer Washington than Rich mond was then. There never has been a day of more thorough consolidation and unity than now. Would that the people all appreciated it. You see the whole impression of my Southern jour ney was one of encouragement. The great masses of the people are right. If halfja dozen politicians at the North and half a dozen politicians at the South would only'consent to die, there would be po more sectional acrimony. Yon see it is a iriero. case for under takers J If they will bury out or 6ight these, few demagogues wc will pay all the expense of catalque and epitaph and of a brass ba.id to play the -Rogue's March!) In time.p undor God. t lis will all be settled. The gen eration that follows us will not share in the antipathies and the bellicose spirit of their ancestors, and they will stand in amazement at the state of things: which made the national ceme teries at Murfrecsboro and Gettysburg and. Richmond an awful possibility. weeK ueiore last i tooK a carriage jjand wound up Lookout Mountain i ijp, "Upf up f Standing there on the I ' . , . ' j tip-top rock, l saw live Statof the Union. Scene stupendous and over whelming! One almost is disposed to take offliis.hat in the presence of what seems to be the grandest pros pect on this continent. There is Mis! sionary Ridge. th6 beach against which the red billows of Federal and Con federate courage surged and broke. There are the Blue Monntaines of f North Bn(1 South Caro'ina. With gtrain 0r vision, there is Kentucky. will thrill ages to come with thoughts of valor . and desperation and agony booking eacb way ana any way from - ... - . - pf that mountain, earthworks. 1 earthworks thef beautiful Tennessee 1 1 - - !- - - - winding through the valley, making j letter S af.er letter 'S. as if that letter j stood for thsroe, that brothers shoold j have gone into massacre with each ; other, while God and rfalions looked j on. I have s'ood on Mount Washing- ton, and on the; Sierra Nevadas, -and j on thsAlps. but I never saw so far as : from the top of Lookout Mountain. j Why. sirs, I looked back seventeen ' years, and I saw rolling up the side of ; that mountain the smoke of Hooker's storming parly, while the foundations of eternal rock quaked with the can non- ade. Four years of internecide strife j seemed to come back, and without any j chronological order I saw the events: Xorfolk Navy-yard on fire; Fort Sumpter on fire ; Charleston oa fire : j Chauabersburg on fire ; Co!umbia,Soulh Carolina, on fire ; Richmond on fire; An I I saw Ellsworth fall, and Lyon fall, and McFhersoti fall, and Bishop J Folk fall, and Stonewall Jackson falC And I saw hundreds of grave trenches i afterwards cut iuto two great gashes ' across the land, one for the dead men j of the North, the other for the dead 1 men of the South. ; And: my ear as ! well as my eye was qurickened. ami I j heard the tramp, tramp of enlisting ; armies, and I heard the explosion of -mines and gonpowder magazines, and tofe crash cf fortification walls, and tie 'swamp angel and the groan of dy ing hots falling across the pulseless heart of other dying hosts ; and I saw still further out, and ( saw on the batks of the Penob:ot, aud the Oregon, and tie Ohio, and tht Hudson, aod tftt Roanoke, an 1 tbe Yazoo. tad thsy Alabama, widowhood $n4 Qrpbaots and childlessness soma exhanftad in grier and others sUrk mad. and isalilt Knongh, enough !ve I men lnt the past from the top of Lookoot ali os tsiu. O rj God, show me the faWe And standing there. It was revealed to me.. And I looked out, and I saw great populations from the. North mov ing South, and great popnlatTona from the South moving Norlh and X foBad that their footsteps obliteraleI the hoof-marks of the warCharjersi ' And I saw the angel of tho Lord of llotU stauding in the n Uional ceme Lei is trumpet in hand, as .much at ttvaar. I will wake these soldiers from their long encampment. And I looked aid I saw such snowy harvests of cotton, an I such1 golden harvests of corn, "at I iTiad never iinacrined: and I f.Mmrl'tbat the earthworks were ifowm aiwt t&s gun-carriages down, ami, tit war barricks .were all down ; and I saw the rivers winding through the Valley, making letter -S" after letter 3 no more 'S'jfor shame, btit 'S-foc salvs lion. And as I saw that al the wea pons of war were turned into agricul tural implemeflts. 1 was alarroodj and I -said, 'I tji U safe?' And standing there on tho tM-' d rook of Lookout Ttfftmi. tain, I mu3 so near heaven that l heard two vyiiLs which some wav aTlrmMrf from ho gate, and thoy sung: 'Nation shall not lift up sword against n at loo. neither aJiall they learn -war any more. And I recognized the two voices. They' were the Voices of two Christian soi- .IT . I J ;- 1 fl, ii a- .' I ' ! uiers w no leu - at -euilon ; Ui on a Federal, tho other a Confederate. And they weiejbrothors.!, i c(tNimin. 8AYISOS. AND DOIXOS OF kEM DI8TIV 1 ' ( G4.1S1ID ANI NOT WSXIXOf ISIUED4. Mr. H'ebsler was apt j to ovenJulgs himself at public dinners, but trilnagtd when called upon, to make a speech if a brief one At Rochester; New York he once delighted the company with the following : ' . Men ot Rochester ! I ana (lad ta see you ! I am glad to see your nobis city. Gentlemen, I saw your falls, which, I am told, are 150 fset hi&h ; that is a very interesting fact.- Gen tlemen, Rome had her Cwsar, hsr Scipio, her Brutas : but Rome, in bar proudest days, nefer had a aterfkll 150 feet j high I Gentlemen, Greece had her Pericles,! her Domostbenas, and her Socrates ; but Greece, in hsr palmiest days, neter had waterfall 150 feet high. ; Men of Rochester fo on ! No people ever lost UveHr libsrtj who had a waterfall 150 high I ; Vi On another occasion he finished mp w.itn : i - -; : "Gentlemen ; there's the National debt it should be paid. I'll pay it myself. How much is it? . This was sufficient brief ; but per haps the shortest speech ever delivered in any legislative chamber was tbat of a member of the U. 8. Congress who, having got out this sentence : 'Mr Speaker!: ! The gonerslitj of mankind are disposed to cxereie opposi :ioo on the generality of mankind in g meraL was pulled down to his seat by 1, friend with the remark : . 'You'd better atop ; you are coming out at the - same bole yon went in at - ; Mr. Kendall, sometime Uncle Sam's Postmaster general, wanting1 soma information a to the source ol a Hver sent the. following note to a village po4lmasver :j; ' "Sir: ;This department desires to know how far the Tombigbee m ter runs up"! Respectfully yours. Ac. By return mail came1: The Tota bigbee docs not run up at all; j It runs down. 'I'!ectfully yours Ac Ki .i'la'.:, r;-t spxreciating fca iob-. orditiLt's h naoT, wrote again : -Kir : Vonr appoinlfiient as post master revoked. You tnro over the funds pcrtaicirg to your oSce, to your successor. Not at all disturbed by his summarj dismissal, the posm aster replied j 5ir: The revenue of this oBc for tke quarter ending September 30th have been ninety-fire ceats; penditure. same period, for its ex- Ullow candles and twine tl. 05. I trust n successor is instructed to adjust tha Oalance. , -1 -,- His superior officer was probably as much disgusted with his prec'ue corres pondent as the, American editor,; who writing to a Convectcut brother i&ia1 ; Scud full particulars of the flood (mean- I r T an tntii'ulttkin sf J . - cefvej for rep!j : 'You'll find tbtal in Geueii." I . 5 ii J