The W'T'sok Advance. FuiDAYjl January 2, 1882 KVEKYiiYEAU. 1" mrinff has loss brightness I Every year, And .the snow a ghastlier whltoness Every year; Nor do summer's flowers quicken, Nor autumn's fruitage thicken, . . 1 1 . A. I tit Ah they once (iia, ioj ney siCKen I very year It in growing darker colder, . j. J, very year, AP the heart and sou3 grow older .K -I Kvery yfcar;--- .. -I rare not 'now for denting, . Nor for-eves with pas-uon trlaneinsr- Love isiess and lessfttrancing Every yeir. Of the loves and 'sorrows blended Every year: Of joys and friendships ended I - Every ij?ear: t v-. . Of the ticHj tJmt still jnight bind mc, O'.the lovet'iat iuytouth did blind mo, v intirmiues nowjreimna mf, . Every year. ' a " - ; . Oil! how nad to lookEbefore us ' ; Every year, While thciclouds grow darker o'er us . - Every year, l And lb serf the flower. faded j i That to bloom we night have aided And immortal garlands braided, ?Every yean ! il o the past go more dead faces . - Every year; . Come no new ones In thejr places, Every Vo ir. I Everywhere the sad eves meet us In the evening's gloom' they greet lis And'to come to therji entreat us, E very -yea r 1 are growing old,'' they toll lis,-. Ve are more alone.they tell us,. '. Every year Wo can w in no ncj affection) i We have only r'ecdfleetion, Deeper ,wrrow and ;f I ejection, , ...p'hank Cod! ncloiijds are shifting, , y V ' V Every year, O'hr the lund to'whjeh we're drifting, Every year. No. losses ihere will; grieve us, . Nor lov'in g faces leajve us, Nor deati of friend bereave us, Kvory ilv'ir. A TRUE POxlIAN. "Jy only -daughter,, sir,, said Col I venture o'nel Fonc eagle. 1 4UVnd,4s to hope, a!cc()!iiplis!aJ iulior way. We are not miich in the wav of schools or academies here, but I havle been " her instruotor!my.sclf,aiM she isa thorough mathematician, anfexcellent musician and a linguist of io rnean capacity . e are studying Jebrew now Very day, she and I, and she devotes her evenings to comprehensive reviews of lior Latini and Grek. She' will , be a scholar, sir, if I live to complete her eJucationi!" ;,'.'. f: - ''. JIK OrJftoh lookd curiously at the o idly-assorted pair th silver-haired .Khabhily-attired ol gentleman, with his ljakl fprehead, agle-eye and deli" ckoly' white hans, and;v th da?k Lrow ed, Rullen-lp6:ting girl," with ' a Ripay nkirii untidy rock and patched 'hoots. '-".' I : ' : ;.; ' ) Pretty? Yes, shi might be pretty under somo circiiiiiistances The dia- mnnd itself H not an attractive stone before tlft lapidarys art has polished U nide angles intofeuttering facets of white fire.-, But sh certainly possess ed no sweet, feminize graces now.. . "Haw old areyoui ATiss Fonteagle?' !he Rltedjfinding.it fmperatively neces iary to say something.1 t 1 And Nannie Fonteagle answered In s words, --"Seventeenl" while her looks replied, plainly, "None 'of your.; busi--ius!" j. .. i:: $ : ,: ' .-' "Go, my child, "and gather some flowers to deck our humble home," ?.aid the d)Id gentleman, magniloquent ly, while he conducted the son of his ! oldest friend irtt the tumble-down old stone house, wheref the carpets were . moth-eaten, the fujniture mildewed, ftnd every trace of decayed gentility to -d the sad story q Mrs. Fonteagle,1 beauty once, and hi better days who had been a ,d her portrait en- Kraved in ft "Gallery of America Itose . .ouis,v. was Bittuitr bp in state m a oat tercel boudoir, in a black Isilk dress that must haVe beeti nuite a quarter ()f a century old,! with a flower in her dver sprinkled hair, and still preser.v ."igthe girlish attitude Mn which the . engraver's-pencil fiad immortalized her, odd y contrasting with the sharp- , Ptted outj-lines &id fiagercd abruptness ner sixtv-odd vciars. Aud this was thd way ltl Which the yia couple livedi ii the dead past as it weri f'oliiAl !lYnforirfl tntvlnvr contentelUy on'th recollection of his Past gra ideuV, jaiil his laucying! thit time ha wife fondly had stood still inee, the days in which she was count M worthy to be oite of the "American Kobuds-.'y t .jrf . v;: : . -Mrs. FonteagleJI sweetly welcomed .guest andtduilhed the little hand Vl at her side.t L We will dine, fea&pta'lshe said to the umid. . .'f, H : I .'. 'I'leaso, ma'airt," breathlessly ut woci that young person, Thero ain't "hin' for dinner! We eat the last the cold beef yesterday and the 'S he tipped ovr the pan of oysters, v"rhaJwilldo, flafepta' said Mrs. -'Mgle, with aired pot mountlnc to each of her cheek-bones "I said wo will dine!" f , And Sarepta withdrew with ft jt?f K . The dinner wan .served presently an instance of the magnetic power of will but there was no ' cold beef, neither were there oysters. Fruit, a thin watery soup of herbs and parsley tastefully garnished salajd of lettuce and mayonnaise, and a dish of peaches and cream, formed the meal; "Quite Arcadian!" said Mrs. Font eagle, With a giggle. "And very "badly served' secretly commented .Mr.. Crdfton.f to himself. "But the salad was nice." " Where Is Nannie!" the Colonel asked " ' ' V . '.'Drinking in the beauties of the1 Bunser, i presume,'? t no lafly answered on ii . i mc uv.n i.ium mva iu ann uer wioxougn Knowieuge oi nouseKecp soui, and we do nbt tie her down to ing in all its details. And tho-two any hours or rules." i old people, with their burden of in- ' The Colonel fell asleep in Jiis chair solv ency and care lifted off their lives, after dinner. Mrs. Fontcagle and her , dwell quietly on, in the ancient, painted fan withdrew themselves into tower-lika house, and talk to every the boudoir and Mr. Crofton, in- body who crosses their! "path of , "the wardly bewailing himself that he had I excellent marriage which my daugh promixed to stay a week at Fonteagle ; ter Nannie haA contracted." : manor, sauntered out upon the heights ' "A thorough scholar' says Colonel wljich overlooked the valley below. 1Tonteagle, with dignity, "A musician, As he stood-there, ;a rustling sound-a linguist, .a thorough IlebreW student, ed in the bushes, and the darkbrowed and a proiicient in Eatin and tireek, gipsy sprang up the hillsidV. ; j I myself was her instructor. litis not "You have a fine ? place! here, Mlss.! singular that h girl of such intellect i- uiiirusi , ie rm uy my o iuaKiug ; himscli agreeable - "I hate itt" said Nannip, darkly, "I beg your i pardonl" exclaimed Mr. Crofton, in amazement. ! "I do !" flashed out the girl"I hate it all ! The learning, and the ! purity, and the gnuid pretences, and the miserable makeshifts. 1 "But-" ; r Y'Ah';said Nannie Fonteagle, "you don't linow it all You never heard the'tradesman howling at the back doors like a pack of howling wolves; you don't know that the housfj is ad vertised for sal8 for tax arreari. How should you ? How should 'you be aware that the very clothes We wear are not paid for, .nor the coals that cook ouf dinner? Papa (smokes his cigars and talks about the Mexican war; and mamma poses ii the . great chair, and dreams of embroidery work and tapestry stitch; and 1-1 '.x ex pected to learn Arabic and Sanscrit, and nobody iknows what else, and ignore our wretched' poverty. But I can!t! ' Who could?" ' ! ' Mr. Crofton looked pityingly at thf girl's sparkling eyes; and pale, ex cited,. fa?c.i " r 1 . "I 'ftm very sori'y to hear this,'' said he. "Can nothing he done?" "Yes,", said Jiss ' Funteifgle, brus quely. ."Something can be done, and 1 am going to do it, in so far as I can. But papa and mamma must not be allowed to suspect it. 1 i!mi learn inga trade!" " ! "You?"v he echoed. ''Learning a trade!" , V1 ' 1- rhere'.i'a factorj' neat by here," "she said, calmly. "The cciuotry; girls earn a little pocket-money there sew ing on shirts: I am ito 'have a ma chine as soon as 1 have learned to manage it. I go evjery evening, while ,pa pa fancies I am at the Greek and Latin, to farmer Pelham'Bs whose wife toachps me the use of the machine. - I am jcPTiiing housework, too. I made the mayonnaise for your siilad to-duyi and I baked the bread. Our servant can do, nothing of the sort. But.it would kill mamma to think that I stooped, las she would call it, to menial labor." '. i i "V'ou are quite right," said Mr. Crjofton. I "That is what I wanted I to , know," said Nannie, hastily. "iecause, living here all by-; myself, in such a strange, unnaturariatmosphere, I sometimes get confuceJ, and scarcely know right from wrong." s ?But they iwill have to know it, when " . i "When I rcjally go1 into the fac tory," said Nannie, t "Yes, . I know that. But'uniil tho" I vould, fain snare them the- pane. I am tohave a dollar a day, Mrs. Pel ham s ys, if T operate the machine skillfully. Ana a dollar a day will buy mamma many a littlejuxhry, and go far toward pay ing thje grocer and baker." r "You are a noble' girl' said Mr. Crafton, wafmly; and in his eyes, at that moment, Nannie Fonteagle was gUrmod AVith rare beauty,' as shestooa there, the fresh wind blowing her jetty curls about, the : reflection of orange sunset deepening the color on her cheekjmd the grave, fiiraway sparkle Of her eves half-veiled beneath the long lashes. I "And if I could be of any assistance to you in this task " V .... a 1 1 "You can," aici tne gin, RDrupuy. ? You can stay here anL a4nuse papa, so that he kliall not susnect what oc cupies my time. You can divert his attention from Sanscrit and Arabic, and all these mysteries." I And, for the first time ill his espe rittiice of her, Nannie Fonteagle laugh ed -a mellow, bird-like laugh." ; "I Will' said Mr. Crofton, heartily ' And so the compact was sealed be tween them. . . ' t Instead of the" week he had prom isoil his father to spend with old Col onel Fonteagle, the sojourn was ex tended to three - I , , - At the end of that prTiOd, he gfAve ly addressed himself to the dark-eyed daughter of the house. "How is the trade?" f- "I am to have amachitie: tigxt Week oaiH Ximnte.with the conscious pride of one who has conquered fatei "and then only think of it, Mr. croiton I shall earn a dollar a day!" r I "Nannie," said Mr Crofton,seriddsly, I have been thinking Of another plan for you. You tell me that this farm ers wife has made you a first-class housekeeper." . v; . '.. , "I bakea mmce-pie jww said' Xannie, exultantly; Vh "I baked mmce-pie yesiraay i nuilted a auilt . and made soft soapi ' ... . 1 . . '"'"' "7 ... ?7?L j -mtnffU.lv. had her share of thw '.world's into factory." said Mr. Crofton. "Suppose now, by way of variety, you i Hut you're not in love With, me said Nannie, opening her bfigrrt Mack eyes. m. "But I ittft' said Mn Crofton, with great gravity. "I have deliberate! v made up my mind that I ean't be happy without you. And although I don't profess to be a rich man, I be lieve l ean make you a! better allow ance than six dollars a week, while at the same time you will not be com pelled to work ten hours a day for iti That" is the business-iike view of the question. Now on to the more per sonal one Don't you think, j Nannie, that you could love me? . Because I love y u very much indeed!'? "I doii't know!" whispered Nannie, "I might try!" , 1 i And then she bluphed, charmingly. Ho Colonel Fonteagle's daughter went to the fair Florid ian plantation On the snores of the ri ver St. John, and astonished every one there with a.nq astonished every one there mHi power snquta marry well But Colonel Fonteaele. honest man, never dretm3d that it Was the sewing machine and soft soap, the mayonnaise dressing, i and the Vehe ment struggle to get free frolm debt, which couuuCred Mr. Crofton's heart lhere are plenty of scholars and poet esses in the Avorld but a real? womari ly woman is not her, price far above rubies? . r Abotlt Love. Mrs. FactRndfancy has noticed: ; , That the boy who is most afraid of the girls is the first to be corralled into matriin)ny. That Ihe lit little boys prefer boys to L girls. That they soon change, never to go back to t heir old love, i That the little girls love the girls best. That they don't get over1 their preference as soon as the boys do f some never. ? - That the women love the men - be cause they love everything they havej to t.ifce care' of. t ; i' That i men love the women because they canft help it. ;- ! . : Tlmt tho wile loves her husband so well that she has no thoughts of other men. -. That the husband so ldves his wife that he loves all other women for hor sake. v .-' j " That the married man is apt to think himself all-killing among the fair sex simply because lie luis found One woman fool' enough td marry him: . ' , That homely husbands are the best. They never forget the compliment paid them by their wives for accept ing them. That homely wives are the truest. They know, how to make the most of what they hayot j That man who marrie1ate! in life does Well. ' 4T i 4 That man who marries young does better: . ' . . That the man who never marries" Ls to be pitied. , v, 't ' That the woman who marries does well; . cTiliat the woman who does not inarry does better nine times out of ten.-.- . ' . i Death of Mis Violctt, the Faster. Miss Chloe Ann Tiolctt, who start ed out on a starvation fast, under the belief that she was obeying a command of the Lord, on the 5th of November last, died at the residence of- her mother, on Queen Street, on the night of Jaunary 5th about 12 p'cloek,having lived without taking food of any kind for sixty days. The case is a remark able one, from the fact that it is the longest fist known. There is! a well authenticated case of a lady !in New York State fasting fortyseven days, dying at the expiration jof that time. M t3 Violett, although emrtciated , j retained - consciousness i and talked freely; indeed eheenuiiy, up to tne time of her death. ne was tnorougn ly impressed with the belief that her time had come, and that the Lord desired, yea, commanded her to ab stain from all kinds of food; she be lieved furt her that to die fasting would be a safe passport to heaveu and that the gates of the golden city would be thrown wide open to her;; but to die anv othet way would be disobedience to the command of the Lord, for which she would have to suffer in the next world. For sixty days she cheer fully acted out this delusion, her only recret being that she I allowed herself to be induced to abandon her first attempt, some years ago, jto starve herself to death. ! Her friend declare that, she has not taken a particle of food Of any kind since the 5th of No vember last, except a little milk the nfhpr nicrht which a lad v handed her fnr water, and which, as soon a kIi a discovered the mistake, she spat out; not even medicine would fhe take, fearing that her life might hn nrolontred thereby. Of course the j lady was insane, aim some pwpic think the authontie ougnt jto nave interfered and had her sent to an asylum for treatment. Her father, Mr. Robert. Violett. died from an overdose of laudannm, and her broth r. Albert Violett. drowned himself in tho river, nff Quen street, about ten years ago. Miss Violett was" highly !7ctua ".-," Y- respected by aU whoj.new Korean death is a severe blow to her agea .nnthpr. who has. her many rnenas , troubIes."Alexader (V a Oaztte. The Pittsbuf g Sunday Leader quote:' Mr" Martin Karg, Silver Creek, Minn cured a badly wounded horse with St Jaeobs Oil' Pagan Eloquence. Such is tho appropriate title with which tho Baltimore (Maryland,) A-merican introduces to itsreadern the following address delivered by Col. Bobert Ingerroll at the grave of a lit tle child in Washington, on Friday, the 8th instant: i - - ' : v-k. f "Sly friends, I know how vain it is to gild a grief with w ords, and yet I wish to take from evefy grave its fear. Here in this world, where life arid death re etrnal jkings, all; should he brave enough to meet what all. the dead have met. The future has been filled With fear-fstained and polluted by the heartless past; : From the won drous tree of life the buds and blos soms fall with ripened fruit, and in the common , bed of earth the patri archs and babes sleop side bv sidej-1-Whyishould we fear that which will come to all? That is, we cannot tell, we do not know which iithe greater blessing life or death. AV'e cannot say that death is not a good condition. We do not know whether the grave is the end of this life or the door of an other; or; whether tho! night here is not somewhere else a dawn. Neither can we tell which is the -more fortu nate, the child dying in Its mother's arms before its I lips have learned to form a word, or he that journeys all the length of life's uneven road," pain fully taking the last , slow step with staff and crutchl Every cradle asks us 'Whence?' and every coffin 'Whither?'? V'The poor barbarian, weeping above hi.4 dead, can answer these questions as intelligently and satisfactorily as the robed priest o the most authentic creed.1 The tearful ignorance of the one is just as consoling as the learned ; ard Unmeaning words of the other. No man, standing where the horizon of a life has touched a grave, has i any right to prophesy a future filled) with pain and tears. I It may be that death gives all there is of worth to life. If those we press and strain' against our hearts could never die, perhaps ;that love would wither from the earth. Jay be this coimnon fate treads from outthe paths between our hearts the weeds of selfishness and hate, and I had rather live and love where death is king, than have eternal life where love is not. Another life is rnaught unless we know and love againitho oncR who love us here. They whr stand with breaking hearts around this little grave need have no feari . The larger and the nobler faith in all that is and is to be tells us that death, even'at its worst, is only perfect rest. We know that through the common wants of life the needs and duties of each hour their grief will lessenday by daV, 'until at last the grave will be to them a place of rest and peace--almost of joy. There is foi them this consola tion the dead do not suffer. If they live again, their lives will surely be as good as ours, who have no fears. We are all children of the same mother, and the same fate awaits us all. We, too, have our religion, and it is this 'Help for" the living, hope for the dead." Colonel Ingersoll, thus con cluding, turned away amid a "perfect hush; and the little coffin, covered with flowers, was lowered into its last resting place." lj This scarcely deserves the name of "Playan" eloquence. Fven Heathen dom could extract1 more coaifort from the grave than can be found in such agnostic and gloomy utterances as those contained 1 in the above well- worded but unmeaning sentences. If there is any consolation for the sor rowing and bereaved in the uncertain ty here expressed whether death ends all or not-j-whether there be a future or not if there be any solace to the stricken, as graves of their ! they stand by the loved ones, in this dark, dreary, doubting theofv'i we fail to see it. Give us rather, the Rev elation of the Christ of God, who 'hath abolished death, and brought ife and immortality to light." Give us the Gospsl,,with its sublime Conso- ations and hopes, rather than the cheerless refuge of atheistic suspense or the abyssmal gloom of a possible annihilation. ;i ' .1" ! , I . ' "' .. Ouiteau's ' Inspiration. Giiiteau's Inspiration differed from that of the St. Louis wife-murderer Who was executed the other day.. The great assassin's-j-great because of the position of his victim inspiration was, according to his claim, no other than Omnipotence, which, if the claim can be admitted, choso a most un worthy instrument. The wife-murderer, who wasn't egotistical and im aginative, found his inspiration in the whiskey-bottle. In his ante-mortem confession, he said "I called thar"e several times aiui uia not nave cour age enough to commit 'the deed. ,It took me three days to get my courage to do the deed, and when I did sit l was just full of whiskey. I bought a pint of whiskey at the nearest saloon, and then I bought a knife at a hard ware store. Trten'I drank some niore whiskey, and that braced mo up." , It is easy to believe the Sti Louis man, for now, as in Othello's time, men will put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brainSi Guiteau's story is the invention of anlmagina tive, vain fellow who. fears the gal lows.' . .' By actual merit the famous sub stance, St Jacobs Oil, has steadily won its way until it s tx-day the national remedy for rheumatism. Lawyers, physicians, clergy men all use it. Cineiunati (Ohio) Daily Enquirer. f Kptr'ftal irardner tloes riot fare to Witness "th turning over a new leaf" "whea it is done by a eeterpillar; THE NEWS IN A NUT-SHELL I - . - i Tarboro has now two 'trains a day. Henderson wilL have a skating rirtk.- High Point will soon have a newspaper.- The Durham Plant is now a semi-weekiy, r- The Moore Gazette will shortly be enlarged. There is a pro?pect for a mining boom in Guilford.- The rail road is seventeen miles beyond Asheville. North C&rolina built 149 miles of rail road during 18S1; - Last week eight prisoners escaped from Orange county jail.- There are 24 white churches in Vance county and six dif ferent denominations. Mr.Thomos Hadley, of Chatham county, was re cently killed by a falling . tree. A bucket fell on a man who was cleaning out a well near Concord and killed him. - -The Church Mtstcnger has been removed to ..Durham where it will hereafter be published weekly. 4f Thejre are 125 common schools in Guilford county and the school fund amounts to $1.50 per head. -CKvytori Moore, Esq., of Martin county - the father of James Edwin Moore, Esq., died on the 3rd insti aged, 72 years. Mr. Best has has entered suit in Itovv1 ah county against Clyde Buford and Logan to oust them from possession of the W'esterrt North Carolina Road. Elizabeth City Economist: A letter from Washington, Ni C., says it is thought over there that the railroad will soon be extended to Plymouth and Washington. A writer to the NeiC4-Observer nominates Col. Thomas M. Holt for next Governor of the State. As nearly four years will elapse bvf t tha r.o nln t ng Conven tion this writer is rather premature". A passenger train from Albany, lor rsew xorK city was run into by a following train, and the two rear coaches telescoped; soitle of the passen gers jvvere caught in , the wreck and burned to death soilie forty were more or less injured; four bodies taken from the wreck have been recognized and five were burned beyond recogni tion.! The loss by the fire at Gal veston, Texas, will exceed $85(J,ttK). A fire at Plymouth, N. C, Wed nesday night, destroyed a store and dwelling. - E. Lehman, retail, clothier at Memphis, Tenn., failed for $10,000; assets $5,000. Mrs. Caro line Ritchings Bernard died of small pox at Richmond, Va., tho other day. -The riyer is still rising at Mem phis Tenn mny familes have been driven from their homes;, railroad bridges are endangered. -4 : Mr. Scovillej in the condijict of the 1 case oi his disreputable relative has made an enviable reputation for himself. He has earned, though in an unpopular cause, the esteem and good opinion of every body. ' Dr. II. G. Glenn, of California, has-put thirty thousand acres in wheat and expects to cultivate twenty-five thousand more. r' The Episcopal bishop of New Hampshire, has surprised his peopje by declaring a belief that the second coming of Christ is near at hand.- Mrs. How ell Benton, ft dauijhter of Joseph Bonapart, and a niece of the great Na poleonis a teacher of French in Watertown, N Y It is now de nied that Haves contributed nothing to the Garftdl fundi He gave $250 and otfefed $500 on feert&in conditions. He saved $60,000 while President.-r--The General Confidence of the M. E. Chur6h', South, meets in Nashville in May inext. It will be an important session. Three, ana probaoiy rour new Bishops will be elected.- Jesse Williamsva'negro, .was hung at Savan nah, Ga., was hung a few days since, for a murder committed in June last. Railroad collision at Petersburg, Va., two locomotives injured and a tender broken up. - An . e'ngineeer killed and a fireman wounded by an accident on the (Virginia Midland Railroad.-- Johnson & Co's ir jn works at Rich mond, jVa., burned; during the fire the safe of the Tredgar Iron Works was robbed 6f money and bonds. A movement is on foot in Englanci to raise funds for the homeless. Jews in Russiai Bismarck isuffefing from sciatica.- The Czar has granted a eeneral pardon of Polish Roman Cath olic bishops. r-Two prisoners in the Chester (SrC.) jail were shot by a depulylsberiflrr whom they attacked. The river at Nashville, Tenn;, is still rising.- A.C;&B. F. Wyley, wholesale grocers, at Atlanta. Ga., have failed: liabilities $175,000;- assets $125,001). The trial of the .Ashland (Ky.) (murderers will begin at once, the crahd iury having closed their, in- vestisation.- New York holders of North Carolina special tax b.onds pro pose to push their claims through the U. S. Sapreme Court. Heavy and continious rains in Tennessee have caused an alarming freshet in the Cum berland river; hundreds of families have been driven from their honus and.mills and factcr'ies compelled to close.- Saw, gfist ! and woolen mills burned in MofJtn County; Ky.; loss 525,000. - Benj. Tread way as sassinated at his home in Morrillton, Ark;, bv unknown persons.- Two nejrroes; executed in the jail -at j 'St Ijoui. Mo., for murder. A French Canadian, who killed his wife, hung for the crime at Runouski, Ont Crane Bros', water pipe factory; at Chicago,burned;loas $50,000;uninsured. One man killed and another seriously injured by a premature blast at Deep ivun coai pits near mcniinmu, A railroad collision between Albany and Tarry town, X. Y., Friday jiight; four dead bodies had been taken out; a report .says that six persons were killed.- A.M. Sykes, a merchant of Norfolk, Va.f had his throat cut by, some unknown assailant Wednesday flight and lies in a criticle condition. - Dr. OrlandoTairfex jof Richmond, found dead in bcl. Oovernar Camerob vetoed a1 bill to confirm the consolidatifm of the 1. A. S. R. II. Co. with th? Ya.f Ky A Ohio Narrow It. tt, C.U The Lflngley Cotton Mill Augusta Gft.t have declared a semi-annual dividend of $2.7.50 per share. The Western Nail Asso ciation have' rates for nails 15 cent- per keg. A son of State Senator of Missis sippi, accidentally shot and killed him?clf at Jn?kon WIT AND HUMOR. He Didn't See. A seedy and: oily specimen of the ppnuinp tramnvn-iV I rtMtirg himself against a huiidinil on tne corner oi xnira and Jefferson streets, where he attracted the atten tion of a kindly jookingold gentleman, who stopped and ih'julfCd tht Ciuse of his trouble. " ' "Alas.kind sir, sad-eyed melancholy has settled like a .priestly robe upon the gentle spirit of this mortal frame. The desire which seems inherent In every portion of my vitjd being' is for more money. t Money! the rich man's joy and the poor man's idol. Maney! the curst of knaves p.ndrlhe lust' of thievs. Money! the ruin , of misers and of fools. Money! that makes home a heaven and the dram-shop a hell. Money! that.creates the pleasures an curses ofthlsjworld. That's what I longand sighjhr.my gentle mermaid." "Can't you get work? Haven't you a trade?'? , 'I have a trade, Manipulating til? silent messenger of thought." 1 ' 'Doing what?" 7 "Pounding together the infinite realms of thought." T "I don't undentand you." "I also pan handle my fellow brings for the irieans to carry tho banner." - "What banner?" v - v "My old friend, you are not acquaint ed with the language I speak. 1 come from a bidden sphere. ' I shake up the festive bits of metal that furnished fcthe vorld its inspirati(;i. I'm, the aeacuiest slug in the Wtjttes on wild chaotic takes. . I can set up the fifteen puzzle but I can't set up honors. I ain't a baby but I'm flat and I've come to such a pitch that I feel that nothing greater than a quarter stand? between me and eternal ruin. Kind sir- " uutineom gentleman was a hair a block away signaling for a policeman to arrest another member of t he great aT II . lamwy oi cranKS. - ' A Novol Obituary; "How- much win in is cost in your paperr" asKeu a quiet-looking man, as he handed in the following advertisement at the EiMjWs counting-room yesterday: i Smith Busted a trace, in this city, Friday, jqst after dinner, Mary Smith, wife of the undersigned and daughter oi old barn Pratt, tho leading black smith of Denver, Colorado. The corpse was highly respected hy the high ton'dest families, but Death got the drop on her,' and she took up the bucket with perfect confidence that she would have a square show- tho other side of the divide.' The" plant trans pires this afternoon at her boarding- house on. wiuow street. Come one come all.' Dearest Mary, thou hast left us, ;. For you on earth there wasn't room Zut tis Heaven that has bereft us And snatched our darling up the flume: ' ; Denver papers pleaso copy and send bill, or draw at sight. By her late husband, P. Smith. "Why is a lady unlike a fnirror?'' asked a cynic of a lady, She ("gave it up." "Because' said the rude fellow, "a mirror reflects without speaking; a lady speaks without reflecting" "Very good," said she. JNow an swer me. Why is a man unlike a mirror?" ?'I cannot tell you." "Be cause the mirror is,, polished and the man is not." An ambitious youth writes:. What is a good preparation for becoming a poet? Crawling through a threshing machine." ' W 0 may get thir? young man into trouble by this advice, hut we give it as a sacred duty to human!1 ty. - ' . . Ah editor wrote a hoad line, "A Horrible Blunder,'.' tOcgo over a rail road accident, but thought it wits Itte printor's fault that t got over' the ac count of a wedding.- The editor was the man thrashed all the sflmc MEDICAL. foUFifflSf Safeties, Lumbago, aekdih$, &6fient of the Chest 6ovf, Quint f, Sor Throct, Swllinai tn4 Sprains, Burns ana eain, i CSffaraf Bodily Paint, Ttaih, tat Sn4 Haadaehe, Frotiad Fati end Bar's, and all othar Paint . and At he t. ' mm, bmt; simpU and -T &erril JUsff. bo cMtt, an-j n.oa a? ZTItLJ1 oan hy chixp and px&uv pnoi t eUloM. , JXndiacJ id tfr Lancaafet ( SOU) Bf ill DKTIGdlCTS ITS DS1LZES H HEDionra. A. voohleu tz. coM , i isESsk rr- oi sr. ron rett. A HOUSE for rent eontklni, fmir rooms in the town of Wilson. Anpli W'ARHEN WOOD A III Jan22t. - - t ' - V .in- P. P O W fit L: rAPHIOXAjBI.B BAKBlfi; TAKBORO ST., WIIO.X, JI.C. Having ope.ned a flrst-class B&rbnr ihop solicits the patrooae of ihoa who wish good work; don. , Satisfac tion Guaranteed. ! t,iVi-i.. -fOR SALK. The house and lot on Rnrimr b!i adjoining the lots of W. J. lUrrtj Calvin Barnes and Jnhn m- .T?. House has 4 rooms and netessary oirV buildings. Apply tn - , G. W . BLOUNT, AU'r- Wilson; N.C., Ort. Itlth; iu5' Homer School c. The next iiWaion nfihta ajiWvi Wi begin theseconl Monday in January; 'ffl c.irular Kiving tenns and otht parueuiam, apply to the principals J. II. A J. C. HOltNEIt: For Sale: A Bugsry SIiod with a tr.f tm. four tonix thousand dollars per year In the town of Black. Creek. A good opening in a good locality. rOne do en new buggies on hand Which will b soldxheap. Apply at onceto W. f;. ANDKRSOX, v 0. , Black Creek, N. 13. Nov 25, tf. .Vtf TICE. , ...... . ( iIn,c?equence of the death of Ow; II. Onffin it becomes necessary to set tle the business of the firm of Grifiln 6 Murray. All persons indebted to said firm will plea.se call at their pla of business and settle at once. WM. MURRAY, Surviving partner of Uriffln A Mot- ray.-. ; -,t Doc. 9tf. I -i CY B. Aycocic, Of Wsyne. F. A. pifliru Of Wilson. AYCOCK & DANIELS, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, , -- hi:-.- GOLDsuoiio, n; c. rF"Will practice in the CfurU of Wilson, Wayne. Lenoir add Greene. i -t-COLECTjIONS A S PECI A LTT. ! Mr. Aycock will be at Fremdat rj Stardj., - " J AMES W. LANCASTER, ! Attotne.&t-LaW, WILSON Jr. c. OfRc In th"6 Coiirt IloilMV Pt-cibrnhi nit the courts (except the iferlr conf-t of vilsoir eui)tjr) ani will iiv prntiipt attention to biMfnM. entrusted to hiiil Iti; Wilon and adjoining ctuniea. JR. Ri W. J O Y N E It t&Utt permanently located Id Wilson, N. C. All opieration will be neatiy and carefully perforaiied and pn terms-as reasonable asposslbl tf ' Neeth extracted without pain. ' Office Tarboro street next docf to Pos office Jan 3 12m. ' W ( T T n 1? Vai.uajiM! Twk Ijor ForRalb. Ry virtue of a power of sale cat tained in a mortgage executed by H. W. Edwards and wifo, to me. on the 31st day of December, 1878, and re corded on Rook No. 14, Page Ml,- in the oflU'e "of the Register ,of Deeds for Wilson County, I shall sell at public auction, at tho Court House door, . in Wilsonon Saturday th& 14th day tft Jancary, 1HA2. the lot of land in thm town of Wilson, on Tarboro ctreet, ad joining V H. Morris, John T. lismat i". i and otners. Title goo 1. Terms cash' .'J': T;t;GODWIN, j , Mortgage; By Connor A Woodarrl, Att'yt Wllsoil, N. C. Dec. 19, 'gJ.-23-at. - HARDY & BROTHERS, (Fstabli-hel iti 1828.)'' For the sale or ' . Cottorij Lumber, Peanuts and othef i Arid dealers in Pefuvian Guano and STANIMR! FERTI LITERS. . Make liberal cash aVfvrfncwi nti cori-t' lgnments. . I'rompt sales and ouielt t retums. - . , H irdy's Wharf, Norfolk, V ov 3m.- . - -