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WILSON, NORTH CAROLINA, FEBRUARY 16. 1883. T : NUMBER 4
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VEXCIL LI SOS - LEA NEXUS
Suffolk, Va, had ? 91 0,000 fire
on the fith.
There is to lie si weekly paper
staited at Smithville.
In Raleigh's five graded schools
there-are 1,601. pupils, white and
colored.
2,600 rabbits shipped from
Greensboro by one train. ; Just
think of it !
A majority of the legislature prize
a bull pup higher than thev do a
dozen lambs.
The Czar of Russia gives official
notification of his coronation on
the 1.7th of May next. "
North Carolina special tax loads
are selling in New York for eight
and a half cents on the dollar.
It. P. Voeghts and Oo's whole
sale grocery at Norfolk Va. was
burned Wednesday Loss $33,000.
California seems to have every
thing worth having. A soap mine
has been discovered in that State
recently. --
Mr. Valentine Stirewalt, of Da
vidson College, has been granted a
patent on a mosquito annihilatbr
and fan combined.
The Charlotte "Journal" tells of
country butter shipped to that place
which turned out to be rolls of meal
plated with butter. v '
Mr. Walter F. Pool, of Elizal)eth
City, Congressman elect from the
first district, who was reported as
being very sick is well again.
Every dog ought to have his day
but the legislature of North Caro
lina has decided that we shall
have dog days all the year round
North Carolinians can get cheap
lard, and greasy too, from the
Goldsboro cotton seed oil mill, and
keep a great deal of State money at
home. 1
David Davis, Allan G. Thurman
and Dorman U. Eaton how would
these gentlemen do for civil ser
vice commissioners!" asks the Phil
adelphia ZYe.v.
"Gone, to the Dogs!" the "Sheep
Husbandry" movement in North
Carolina, P. S. The sheep . are
nightly taking the same course.
Farmer and Mechanic.
D. M. Sabin goes to the U. S.
Senate from Minnesota in place of
Windom. Ilis money elected him.
Raleigh has new gas works. We
had thought that this expenditure
might have been dispensed with
until after the adjournment of the
Legislature.
The youngest monarch in
Europe is Alfonso, who presides
over the destinies of Spain at the
age of 25, King William, of Ger
many, is CI years his senior.
The Oxford "Torchlight" says
the election of Gov. Jarvis as Pres
ldent 'of Trinity College would
make Robinson our Governor from
which "Good Lord deliver us."
There are a good many very im
portant bills before the Legislature,
and a wagon load not worth the
paper they are written on but
they'll help to make up a big book.
"Father" Brans. '
The Atlanta "Constitution" tells
of a Georgia boy just a little over
eight year? old who'last year culti
vated with a common goat three
quarters of an acre of land and
made 233 pounds of lint cotton.
And the latest is that President
Arthur has met his fate, having
been wounded by one of cupid's
arrows. The vounsr ladv's nam a w
Miss Sack vill West. She is tlie
daughter of the British minister.
"Old man Flood," the California
money-god made his daughter Jen
nie a present of $500,000 on New
Year's. She took the tide at the
Flood, and whenever she does get
" "i mo pitisuu tnere win ue a
golden flood for some lucky fellow
A whale was taken on the sea
leach of Dare county, last Wed
nesday, that yielded from his head
aloni', I2o gallons of oil. lie was
evidently pursued by some sea
monster and ran upon the beach as
a choice of death. Thirty feet long
and valued all told at 1.500.
Jas. W. Reid, Esq, of Rocking
ham, "the silver tongued orator of
Ui T:(tv -r-:i. ..i ,
vuo um x iiLii .LMsirici" win deliver
the Literary address at Trinity
College commencement next June
Courier.
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? nolo iicitm mm. xnere is
pot a more captivating sjieaker
the old North State.
-uDuoniniiipeio ien aoout a -woman
in Nevada who was at' home
alone when a bear broke into .the
house and came to the bed where
she was asleep. She thought it
was her husband, come home
drunk, and used up the bear con
siueraoiy, not even giving him
time to explain. The tear will die
i-nis is now whiskey -causes? the
nocent to. sutler. ;
OUR LAW-MAKERS
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BILL IN REGARD TO THE
SEDUCTION OF WOMEN.
S.. iftARE ADVERTISER
" "ViV UillktlUlVO 11UU i-l IX 4. II J Ul l.T
diction. The amendment of the
THE SOLDIERS' PENSION.
It A 11 j HQ AD CO M3IISSIO X.
Bill in regard to seduction of
women, making seduction on prom
ise of marriage punishable with ten
years in the penitentiary.
Mr. Watson offered as an amend.
meut the words "o"t unsullied char
acter," before the word "woman.4'
Mr. Alexander said that from
time immorial the punishment for
this crime had been left with next
of kin. The case of Simeon and
Levi was referred to. Better leave
the matter as it is.
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Mr. John M. Robinson, President
of various railroads in North Caro
lina has written a letter to Col. Win.
Johnston : opposing itho" proposed
Rail Road Commission.
Appropos of the proposed visit to
Raleigh by the "Salvation Army"
the " Christian Advocate " says :
"We want all the salvation we can
get but we are not very fond of ar
mies. The Southern Exposition will be
held at Louisville, Ky., Iteginuing
Aug., lst.,1883, and continuing one
hundred -days.- Over $250,000 have
been subscribed by the people of
Louisville. . j
"In God we trust'V is left off the
new five cent pieces, j We are sup
posed to put fflir trust now in
Princes merchant, princes, rail
road princes, and in other like chil
dren of men. j'
The Richmond "State" says the
negroes are dying out slowly but
surely and accounts for it because
they are more subject to diseases
arising from poverty and filth than
the white people." ,
The New York "Globe,-" edited
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Dy coioreu men says "mere is no
law in the 'United States vfr- the
negro. The whole thing is a beg
garly farce." The republican party
will please take notice.
a young girl was arresteu in
''New York the other day for. being
disguised as an old woman, where
uiMiu a uewspajMr was mean enough
to say that thtMihi woman disguised
committee was adopted. Upon
motion of Mr. Hill further consid
eration of the bill was postponed.
A bill to prevent renters of houses
from holding over when noti
fied byjlandlords to quit the house,
passed its third reading in the Sen
ate yesterday.
Last week, the North Carolina
Legislature'charted two'cotton fac
tories and six'mining companies.
HOW SOME EDITORS ARE
TREATED BY PATRONS.
A Widow's Damages.
HOW A POOR WOMAN EXPECTING
$50 POCKETED SIXTY TIMES AS
MUCH.
Not long'ago a man crossing
a railroad track on a mule was
struck by a locomotive and
killed. The mule was also hur-
s,Mr. Watson offered the following ried into eternity. The ? man
proviso : Provided that the nncor- wMle sober wag a gentleman,
lint Tull ATT rl mntirn r. nnfnjf tt
shall not be sufficient to convict. " " t-," "J
Mr. Boykin said if the woman rant of tne deepest dye. With-
was of unsullied character corrob- out any provocation whatever
orating proof should not le re- he used to beat his wife and
quired.
Mr. Loftin, an amendment : In
sert "virtuous" before the word
"women."
Mr. Caho, an amentmeiit : Pro
vided, that the promise of marriage
be in writing.
Mr. McLean opposed the bill.
Let the matter remain as now. As
the Romans regarded parricide, so
let us regard the crime of seduc
tion. Instead of in a statute, let
lock her up in the wardrobe,
hence when she heard of his
death it was not so mnch a case
of heavy bereavement as it was
of migated affection. As the
engineer of the locomotive was
clearly to blame for the acci
dent it was suggested to the
widow that she bring a suit for
damages. She resolved to do so
I and called at the office of the
the punishment be in the breasts railroad company. The proper
of the good and true men of the official happened to be in. The
land. widow had such a clear case
On motion of 'Mr. Boykin, the against the company that it was
bill was tabled ; yeas 16, nays. 10.
Mr. Evans: Bill to allow justices
of the peace the same fees as coun
tv commissioners whenever they
meet with said commissioners to
levy taxes.
THE PENSION BILL.
The discussion in the House in
deemed advisable to comprom
ise the matter.
"Now, madam," said the offi
cial, after the widow had thrown
back her veil and siated her
businsss, "we are willing to do
what is fair in this matter.
regard to pensioning soldiers who There is really no occasion to
lost limbs in the Confederate Ser- go to law. It is a delicate ques-
vice was quite animated. Mj. Tate tion to discuss, so I think,
said he had as much sympathy for Without goinginto the merit's
as a girl is still at large. .
aneioy "Aurora:" ; Most of the
time of the legislature has been oc
copied by the introduction of bills
and resolutions. Manv of these
bills are private au.l of no impor
tance to the masses, vet thev con
suine much time and cost money to
the State.
""luiuuu, uuiunu, nas a scan
dal. It is all aWut Rev. T. R. Be
attie, pastor of the First Presbyte
nan ehurch. He and his wife are
hot harmonious, and a pretty Miss
uuivtu uvea m jie iaunly. As
vony Rattle sai)1? uXhen
trouble began."
A 111' ' i
"Chinese American," will soon be
published in New York. It will be
printed on yellow pa,er with Chi
nesecnaracters. Type will not be
usea as the number of Chinese char
are aoont 60,000. It will be
iLuugrapueu.
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Here are some of the itenis of the
a. a t ;n t -
taiin nui; vjastor oil pays a duty
ol 102 per cent, attar of roses none ;
rice, 123 per cent, oil of lergamot
none; common window glass SO per
cent., cinnamon none- blankets f0
and wool hats 75 percent., pimento
and nutmegs none ; spool thread JO
and champaign only 43 per cent.
How can such a law be i ust ?
"Vance," inquired Edmunds the
other day, when do you get the
time to prepare your tariff speeches!
"Oh," replied Vance, "my col
league s:ts up till 2 o'clock in the
morning writing them, and V de
liver them next day." can stand
that if Vance can," said Ransom,
when Vance's thrust was reported
to hini.: X. . Suu.
During Lent says the Greensbo
ro Patriot, there is neither niairv
iug nor feasting, dancing or well,
yes, love making, webelive may go
on sub rosa, but not with too much
ardor. Only two kisses alowed
one at meeting, the other on de
parting, and these neither too long
nor two sweet. A great many
other things must be observed.
China possesses the longest
bridge in the world. It is at La
gang, over an arm of the China
Sea, and is five niik long, built en
tirely of stone, 70 feet high, with
roadeway 70 feet wide, and has 300
arches. The parat is a bains
trade, and each of the pillars, which
are 75 feet apart, Supports a pedes
tal ou which is placed a lion 21
feet long, made ; uf one block -of
marble.
In tearing up the floor a mail car
at Wilmington, Delaware, thirty
seven letters were found Histed in
1S71. There were several contain
ing remittances; one was an order
for fresh fish. A gilt edged card
was an invitation to attend a ba
in 1871, but the person to whom it
was addressed was beyond the fas
cinations of the dance. Several
persons received letters from peo
pie whose funerals they had Ion
ago attended.
A traveller on a German railroac
train attempted to eat a lunch while
on the journey. While putting
piece of bologna sausage in his
mouth the "train stopped suddenly,
causing his chetk to be badly cut
on the edge of lis knife, which he
was using. The man sued the com
pany 'for damages, but his claim was
the Confederate soldier as any one
could have. He was one himself
and would be covered by the bill
but that he wished the House to
remember it was a matter of $75,
000. Among others Mr. Sanford
said he was in favor of deciding the
question now, and was ready to go
on record. It was a debt we owed
them, and that when they went in
we promised to take care of them,
and we ought not now to refuse to handed over, the papers signed
help them because the flag they and the widow walked out into
fought for went down in blood and the street in a bewildered frame
defeat. He believed that the peo- 0f mind. As she cashed the
pie of his county would be willing dck saia to herself confi
to pay this pittance ; ami it there dentially ; "I didn't expect to
was a man in Dunlin county who a-of more than Sf0. T reckon
of it, I will tender you a check
for $3,000 and you will sign a
paper releasing the company
from any further demands."
The widow stared and asked,
How much V
"I am authorized to pay you
$3,000." ;
"I accept it," she said, very
much agitated. The check was
not sustained, hn the ground that
it is a breach 1 etiquette to eat
with a knife
Quid not, he did not want his vote.
He was in favor of coming to a vote
at once.
UA.IL HO A I) COMMISSION.
A majority of the .committee on
the railroad commission have agreed
to report favorably the Boykin bill
with certain amendments. The
)oykin bill provides for three com
missioners, to be elected by the
General Assembly, at a salary of
$3,0i)0, to be paid out of the State
treasury, which will be reimbursed
by an assessment, by the auditor
upon the gross earnings of the dif
ferent railroads. The commission
ers elect a clerk and prescribe his
duties. His salary is $1,300. The
term of office is tour years. The
commissioners have the right to
superintend, regulate and control
railroads and to prevent unjust and
unreasonable discrimination. They
fix a time schedule for the roads,
have the power, and it is their duty
to investigate all accidents, etc. and
report to the General Assembry.
They have a general supervising
power over the roads.
THE SCHOOL LAW.
Mr. Womack, bill amendatory to
chapter 200, laws of. 188.1, known
as the 'school law, This bill provides
that railroad fellow didn't know
how old that mule was." From
the Savannah Recorder.
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THE ADVERTISING AGENCY.
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1) A 1LY O CC Ulllt KNCES.
"I would like to have an adver
isement inserted."
This is a slogan that would resur
rect a dead mrtn behind a newspaper
counter and the clerk turned as it
moved by ah electric current and
ejaculated : '
"Yes, sir; want the top of the
column, s'pose f" j
"No ; I am not particular," said
the advertiser.
"Want it inside" next to reading
editorials ?"
"Either page will answer," re
plied the other. j
"Want a cut of a death's head
and marrow bones or a sore leg to
make it attractive, or a potrait of
the advertiser with long hair and
a turn-down shirt collar ?"
"Clean type, black ink and white
paper are good enough lor me,
was the response.
"All right; want head line in
type an inch longer than Jenkin's
ad, in next column, or will you have
it upside down oriyour name in
crooked letters like forked lighten
ing all over it ?"
"No, a plain, straightforward ad
vertisment in space ' of four inches
will answer ray purpose."
"Good euougli. What about ten
inches of notice free, don't you?
Family history ; how your grand
father blacked Washington's boots
once ; mention of yourself as a mem
ber of a circulating library, chur:;h,
fire company, co-operative store,
base ball club and other important
public positions." j
The customer said he did notn
care lor any notice. .;
"Of course," said the clerk, "you
want a free paper sent to each mem
ber of the firm, one for yourself
and the privilege of taking half
dozen copies off the counter every
week for the next year or two be
cause you advertise." .
The gentleman expected to pay
for his paper and asked the price
of the advertisement. '
The delighted clerk figured it ui
and then asked : ;
"If we send you the bill around
in about a year you can tell the boy
when to call again, can' you ?"
"No, I will pay you now," said
the other, taking out a roll of bills
The newspaper man's eyes bulged
as he said : i
"Ah, you want to ; ask tor io per
cent, discount and 25 per cent, off
tor cash V, i .
"I am ready to pay a fair price
counties Monday was kept un
der the designation of "Collop
Monday." Pancake Tuesday
was then held as a holliday. ;
The pancake bell, rang in the
afternoon, not only announced
the time for commencing the.
frying of pancakes, but pro-'
claimed a jubilee for children,
apprentices and servants, A
writer in an English journal of
some sixty years ago thus . de
scribes the celebration of the
"Miserere" in the Sistine chapel
at Rome : "It was an occasion
never to be forgotten. The sha
dow of evening had cjosed in,
and it would have been utter
darkness but for the dull, red
glare from the hidden lights of
tne unseen choristers and which,
commingling with the deepening
twilight, produced a most mel
ancholy gloom. After a deep
and very impressive silence the
solemn chant began and it seem
ed as if never before by anv
mortal ear had been heard a
strain of such powerf ul, heart
rending pathos. . The accordant
notes of voices, and one that
seemed more than human, ap
peared ascending to heaven for
pardon to mankind and mercy
for a sinful and fallen world.
It had nothing of this world
about nothing that partook of
the ordinary feelings of our. na
ture. It was such as disembodied
spirits might have used who
have just passed the boundaries
of death and sought relief from
the mysterious weight of woe
and the tremblings of mortal
agony that theyjiad suffered in
their passage j through portals
of the grave. It was the music
of another sphere than ours ;
and never again shall I, in all
probability, listen to the Uke
until my feet have gone down
into the icy river and having
come out of the waters shall
stand on. that shore where there
shall be no disappointment, nor
sorrows, nor tears; neither shall
we know hunger or thirst any
more. The music might, to my
protestant ears, have partaken
somewhat of the dramatic, but
I must confess in all sincerity,
that it lifted me nearer heaven
than I ever was before ; and
LOVE AND MURDER
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A MAN SHOOTS HIS WIFE
I: WHILE INI Ar JURY ROOM.
A PLOT BETWEEN THE TWO.
DEATH MET It It A VELY.
St. Louis, Feb.5. A career of
crime was eudpd here to-day in a
once startling and terrible. A
prisoner about? to be put on trial lor
murder shot himself in the. jury
room, having jin instant previous
ly put a bullet -through the brain
of his wife. When it was knowu
that the wretched man! had ended
his life, and -At the imaderons
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A JOURNALISTIC ESSAY.
While a certain amount of
brain (enough to keep out of
the fire, for example) is neces
sary for the successful conduct
of a newspaper, the knowledge
of how to use what one has is
far more important. A man of
very ordinary intellect - and ac
quirements, who knows his busi
ness is economical, industrious,
energetic, enterprising, pains
taking and careful of leaks will
usually succeed in journalism,
while the most brilliant intel
lect and profound scholarship
will inevitably go down if the
practical working of the busi
ness is not understood thorough
ly, and if the most unremitting
attention is not given to every
detail of the complex affairs of
a newspaper.
A man might write an editor
SUNDAY READING
"WHAT DR. DEEMS HAS TO
SAY OF AN ENEMY.
machinery of I a trial for murder
had been prepared in vain, the law-
jers, witnesses and spectators eath
ered in the court room poured out! jal eVeFy day elual ln auty
into thGi;tssakresofth,,Vr.v,h.1nn,.fUIlIlougul an composition w
ed buildiuj: and waited in exiMM ta- the flnest passages of Shakes
tion of seeing jthe body, of the, man
who had made such terrible exit
from the world. But the murder.s
life clung to
hour after the
brain. Shortly
him for nearly an
bullet entered his
thereafter two
can readily understand how a;
soul, afflicted with the cares of ;
life, crushed, bowed down and
broken by repeated trials, can!
find a solace in a creed that1
touches so closely upon the ten-i
derest chords of our humanity." i
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That Bad Boy Again.
for value
regular rates
received.
and
Tell me your
there is the
A Sword's Story.
The tearing down , of an anti
quated house- at St. Augustine,
Fla., brought to light a rusty
sword. To it is attached a story.
Eighty years ago, at a grand ball
given by the Spanish gentleman
who lived in the house, two officers
came to high words over the at
tentions paid them by a beautiful
lady presjnt. They repaired to
the street and fought a duel with
swords. One man fell dead. The
other thr;w away his weapon and
fled. A little child who had been
a witnes to the encounter picked
up the fword and carried it into
the house. It was hidden, that at
least oiw evidence of the .bloody
deed night be concealed. Long,
after tie story of the crime had
been forgotten the finding of the
blood-slained blade calls it anew to
mind.-Telephone.
money." j
A beatific expression spread over
the wan face of the worn clerk, and
he murmured : j
"Stranger, when did you come
down, and when do you expect th
Apostles along T"-rBoston Com
inercial Bulletin:
The Lenten Season.
The Tramp's Lament.
Y'es, the laws are growing harder,
Tlipnlieemen nress me sore.'
that teachers of public schools shall And I cannot stock my larder
Witfi lat chickens as ol yore.
not drajw pay for teachers prior to
the datie of theiv certificate.- It re-'
quires che-superiuteudent in each
county to sign all orders which are
drawn upon the school fund. The
way the law now stands he is re
quired to sign only those from teach
ers to draw their pay, while the bill
introduced requires him to sign or
ders to pay for repairing or build:
I am vatched, and I'm suspected
Wfeff I travel through a town ;
Fron) the kitchen's I'm ejected
I'itt abused and limited. down.
Sooiimy clothes must lw discarded,
Thev are spotted o'er with dirt ;
But the clothes-lines all are guarded
Aid I cannot get a shirt.
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ing school houses, or for any other unSetr 1 m .
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I ait driven from the orchard
"Tith a dog in hot pursuit.
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Yet, the awful day is n earing
Vhen some work I'll have to do ;
This is what I most am fearingj
And what makes me feel so bine.
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purpose, when the money is to come
from the school fund. It also re
quires the county superintendent to
take an oath le.fore entering upon
the discharge of his, duties, and
that he shall keep a book of records
of the status of the school fund of
each school district, and all orders
signed by him, so that he may be
able at any time to give a detailed
and full account of the school opera
tions in his county.
Bill to proyide further compen
sation for witnesses attending mag
istrates courts' was taken up for
srvn c iA Dm f 1 rn ft ollrvTT-ol nil
WUUUiUHIMUt V Will MAVJ 1 V Ull I ! ,. . , PC
witnesses attending magistrates Pfomptly sent to prison for five
nrirrs miA dollar wr dav. Thft in- Vtars. The llle Ot a convict soon
diciarv committee recommended an bfoke down his mind and body.
amendment making it fifty cents sM he died at the end of eighteen
ner day. and onlv two witnesses be l aonths.
She Rev. George n. Austin was
n paid his salary regularly at
Madison, Indiana, and in order to
rase money he forged the name of
a ich member of his church to a
chftck. trustiu'r to the man's for-
gi'eness for protection for expo
siire and punishment; but he was
The season oj Lent takes its I
name from the time of the year
in which its observance is held.
The word is Saxon and signifies
spring, and is now used to sig
nify the spring time fast which
always begins so as it may end
at Easter, to remind us of the
sufferings of Him who was at
last glorified at the Resurrec
tion. The first dav of this sol
emn festival in the Catholic and
Episcopal churches was called
Ash AVednesday, from the an
cient ceremony of blessing ash
es on that day, and therewith
the priest signed the people on
the forehead with the sign of
the cross, saying, "Memento,
homo, quod pulvis es, et in pul
verum reverteris" (Remember,
man, that dust thou art, and to
dust thou shalt return). The
ashes used were from the palms
consecrated on the previous Eas
ter. Many instances of fasting
by religious enthusiasts are on
record. A Saint Gregory Nazia
en assures us that in his time
several monks or hermits (he
calls themsoUtary) spent twenty
days without food or drink, and
that he personally knew of one
in his diocese whd actually ac
complished this wonderful work
of abstinence. Paul, the first
hermit of which we read, Uved
under a palm tree JL or thirty
years, his food and clothes be
ing given him, the former being
raw herbs and pulse, yet he
reached the age of 113 years.
Hillarian attained 80 years, al
though he never ate until after
sunset, nor made any change in
his fast on account of ill health.
Instances of a similar character
could be multiplied, but it
would be of smaU profit.
The day before Ash Wednes
day is called Shrove Tuesday,
from an old word "shrive,"
which means to hear or make
confession. In the olden time
in England, and up to this day,
it was styled "Fastern Eve,"
and Pancake Tuesday. In York
shire and some of the midland
Well, you are the meanest boy I;
ever heard of," said the grocery;
man. "But what about your pa's
dancing a clog dance in church;
Sunday? The minister's hired girl
was in here after some cod fish'
yesterday morning, and she said
the minister said your pa had scan
dalized the church tho worst way."j
'O, he'didn't dance in church. He
was a little excited that s all. You
see, pa chews tobacco, and it is!
pretty hard on him to sit alii
through the sermon without tak-j
ing a chew, and he getsj nervous
He always reaches around in hisj
pistol pocket when they stand up:
to sing the hist time, and feels in!
, . . , , . . i
nis rooacco oox ami gets out ai
chew,aiid puts it in his mouth when!
the preacher pronounces the bene-!
diction, lie always does that
W ell, my chum had a present on
Christmas of a music box, just'
about as big as pa's tobacco Ikx,
and all you have to do is to touch
aspring and it plays. "She's a Dai-j
sy, She's a Dumpling. ; I Torrowedi
it and put it in pa's pistol pocket
where he keeps his tobacco lox,!
and when the choir got most!
through singing pa reached his
pocket and began to fumble aroundj
for a chew. He touched the
spring, and just as everybody bow
ed their heads to receive the lene-
diction. and it was so still vouj
could here a gum drop, the inusiq
box began to play, and in the still-j
ness it sounded as loud as a church
organ. Well, I thought ma would
sink. The minister herd it, and
looked toward pa, and pa turne
red, and the music box kept up
"Sne's a Daisy," and the minister
looked mad, and said A men." am
the people legau to put on their
coats, and the minister told tht
deacon to hunt up the source o '
that worldly music, and they took
pa into the room back of the pulpif
and searched him and ma & pa wilj
have, to le churched. They kepi
the music 1kx, and I have got t4
carry in coal to get money enough
to buv mv chum anew music box
bodies were borne- out of the jury
room to the Morgue one the
corpse of the poor creatine w ho, it
then began to !be known had con
sented beforehand to be ' killed by
the husband w'ho was to follow her
instantly oat of the World.
John C. Parker, the murderer,
was a moulder by trade, and. for
years had borne an evil reputation.
He was arraigued to-day to stand
trial for the murder of Michael
Paytoh, a baker, whom he had
stabbed in a drinking saloon. Nel
lie Parker, thej young w ife, whose
body now lies Hlrthe Morgue, was
aslight,.pretty! and delicate little
woman. .'-Though her family is not
wealthy, her social position was so
much' better than her husband's
thatf their marriage about two
about two. years ago made quite a
local sensation!. Her devotion to
the man of her; ' choice, rough and
desperate as bje was, was known
long before the tragedy of to-day.
Ever since Parker's arrest the
frail form of the young wife has
been constantly seeu about the jail,
and the sympathy of all employed
about the jail was hers. Every
moment that the legulatious -er-mittedshe
spent iii his company,
often bringing ;her infant with her.
The murderer's affections for the
devoted little cjreature seemed un
bounded, and it was 'noted as his
only redeeming feature."' t
riiis trial, as nas neen said, was
set down for to-day and he was
brought into,coiirt with several oth
er prisoners. The' court was crowd
ed. The young wife, Nellie, was
there, her baby boy in her arms.
With her were two of Parker's
sisters. She seemed ,cahn and
even cheerful, and as soon as she
could manage it crossed to the
barred cage where he was confined,
and leaned against it talking to him
through the grating.. The attend-
Ratks of Advektnino.
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A.N ENKmV IS NOT PARTIAL.
ants made way. for her, and notic
ed the affectionate nature of her
greeting to bin and the gentleuess
with which he
! While thev
I,
replied to her.
were conversing
Governor P. Johnson, his attorney
rose in the court, and asked per
mission to consultwith his client
iii tbejury room. Permisson was
granted. An officer took the man
from the cage'. Nellie, with a
smile handed the laughing baby
to her sister in law and -walked be
side her husband across the comt,
the".lawyers, Governor -Johnson
and Presley N. Jones leading and
the sisters following.
The spectators gazed at the lit
tle procession, with some interest;
biit, save: the jwifc and -.-husband,,
no one knew it', was a process to
death for (two oi them. Yet such
it was. to ije rough, desjerate
fellow it Was the way to deliveranc,
eventtiirough the grave. But to
thelfttle creature by. his si'de it
was such, a test of will - iower that
it can hardly j be .'.measured. She
knew that he was going to kill her;
He Couldn't Do It.
Two men are walking together -j
one a smoker, one an admirer of
King James' counter blast.
What are yo.u smoking!
A cigar can't you see?
I mean, how much did it cost?
Ten cents.
Ten cents? Ah! how long have?
yon been smoking!
About thirty years.
About thirty years? Why, with;
the money vou have spent on cigars
you could have longht one of the
swellest houses on the avenue;
here! ." . - " j
Don't you smoke! - j
If Never. I never have smoked.
Then show me j our house. :N fate
Shell. . -j
peare, and his circulation would
be limited to the small propor
tion of people in his-communi
ty who have taste and time to
appreciate such' things if he did
not keep the reading and news
columns up to the proper stan
dard. In the same place a man
who sayswhat he has to say
briefly and plainly, without of
fending decency, and devotes
most ofjhis time to getting news
keeping down expenses ana
keeping up appearances wil
succeed. Fine writing and ab
stract brains will' not make a
newspaper any more than they
will make a grocery business,
Hard, steady work and close at
tention will succeed in both or
either.
The anxiety to build reputa
tions by special writing is the
curse of practical journalists.
Humor is the most popular
thing in newspaper writing, and
it has lured many a bright fel
low to his mental and financial
destruction. It is as inevitable
as any operation in mathemaW
ics, that the man who underr
takes to be funpy every week
will in time lose his faculty of
exciUng mirth, and be thrown
aside like a sucked orange,1 a
wreck, with all the life drawn
from him by a remorseless pub
lic appetite, and abandoned for
a new favorite.
Who ever heard of the Dan-
bury News man, whose anec
dotes set the whole country to
laughing and ran up his circu
lation enormously a few years
ago ? AVhere is Spoonpendyke
whose chronicles recently filled
the columns of every newspa
per? Whofcnoweth the tomb
even of tlie New York Times
funny man at whose quips and
quaints conceits we all roared
of late ? Where can we find
iniliam Nye whoso nastiness
made soiite people laugh so up
roariously? Even the perennial
Bijah and his police court have
lost their hold on the pubUc, al
though the Detroit Free Press
is still fresh, flourishing and
popular as lever, because its fim
is not its only dependence,
There are signs of weakening in
the humor of the Texas Sifings.
Quotation from tile Chicago
Tribune romancer are becoming
rare in our exchanges, and Mark
Twain in his last public speech
gave token of incipient idiocy,
while Burdette, the lrince of
them ail; has taken to writing
rather sloshy sentiment.
If we were appointed to a
chair of journalism in the Bier
ian puddle we would have but
one lecture for journaUsts in
tendant 'Don't try to be elo
quent, don't try to be pathetic,
don't try to be funny! say what
you've got to say as briefly and
strongly as you can to be Intel
ligible, and work, you miserable
EXEMthS WELL DESCRIBED
Remark the uses of an enemy, a
brisk, hearty, active enemy:
The having one is proof thai yon
are ioineloy. tshywiash.v,
empty, worthless people, even
have enemies. Men who never
move neve? ruu against anything-,
and when a man is thoroughly
dead and utterly buried, nothing
ever runs against him. To le rim
against, is proof of existence ami I
tosition; to run against .something.
is proof of motion. ,
2 An enemy is, to May the least,
not partial to you. He w ill not
flatter. He will not exaggerate
your virtues. It is " very probable '
that he will slightly magnify ' your
faults. The benefit of that is two
fold. It permits you to know that
you have faults; it makes i.hem vis.
ible and so manageable. Of course,
if you have a fault, you desire to
correct it. Your enemy does for
you this valuable work which - yowr
frieud cannot perform. -
3. In addition, your enemy kecs
you wideawake. He does not let
you sleep at your jiost. There ro
two that always keep watch
namely, the lover and the hater.
Your lover watches that you wuty
sleep. He keeps off noises, exclude
light, adjusts surroundings, that,
nothing may disturb you. Your
hater watches that you may not
sleep. He stirs you up when you
are napping. He keeps your fac
ulties on the alert. Even when tie
does nothing, he will have put. you
in such a state of mind that vou
cannot tell what he will do next'
and his inentle nut rirt must w
worth something.
4. He is a detective aiming your
friends. - You ueed to . know who '
your friends are, and who are not, .
and who -are your enemies. The
last of these three will discriminate
the other two. When your enemy
goes to one who is neither friend
nor enemy, and assails you, the in
different one will have nothing to
say or chime in, not because he in .
your enemy, but localise it i.s
much easier to assent than to u
jhjsc, and socially than to' refute
But your friend will take i p cud
gels for you ' on the iiiHtnid. lb1
will deny everything and ihhM n
proof, and prooving in very hard
work. Your friend will call voiir
enemy to the proof, and d lho in
different irnou, through carehs
ness, repeats the assertions -ol Mmr
enemy, he is soon made to leel the
ineonvenioncM thereof by tlie" zeal
your .."friend manifests. Follow
our enemy and you win nun our
iriends, lor he will have developed
them so that they cannot in- mis
taken. , .
The next bes- thing .to having j
hundred'realffr'M'iids, is lo have om--
open enemy. i ; -
locked the door whereby they had
entered, j Husband and wife sat
sue nau agreed w .ub t " j outcasts , iFork morning, noon
lie nau the weapon ol iaie unin ; . j 1imi,K, Vmi
concealed, .Clinging to her l.us-;i and night, and everywhere you
band. Vlesoaireil at heart, but calm?" are needed, from writing lead-
oj face, shepasked on with him and : ers to proving galleys or wash-
closed upon her as the attendant i ing rollers '; work all tne Time,
and in all places ana an ways
and every day, and then die suc
cessful and happy, leaving be
hind you the reputation of a
brilliant geniu, and have the
most idiotic utterances of your
work-be-muddled brain held up
in after years as the inspirations
of an intellectual giant !'
Lite it Down.
Has a foolish word Ix-cn rpnken,
Or an evil deed lieen ilom-; . . - ,
Has the heart I wen almost bi.kcnVr
For the. friends that now disown!
Iiet not coldness or tlie frown
Snake thy manhood live it down.
Is the stern tradncer sneering.
Thrusting innuendo vile;
With the world's opinion -vcei ing.
Basking iii its fickle xmile?
What are tin? gossips with their
frown! . .
i3nzzing insects live if down.
VerJict fairer will lie given
In the solier alter- thought:
Ciuirity, sweet child of heaven, 4
. Judgement harsh will icf at
nought, 1
Then will grieve mercy's frown .
Smite tlie slanderer live it-dovii
But if man refuses to soften '
For that weakness he m y feel,
There is one forgives as often-v -As
to him we'etfbose 'to kneel.
, Droop not, then, fall should frow n:
With auch frienflidiiiv live it down.
Edward ). Floyg-
dbwn on a ljench together. At
thik moment, at was that Parker
swiftly drew hps piste! and putting
the muzzle against the back of his
wife's. hi?ad, )ulled the trigger.
The report rang out, and brought
all to their feetja-s the young wife
tumbled jforward in a heap to the
floor dead! before any one could
take a st?p toward the murdere r it is with deep feelings of regret
Parker had fired again, the bullet) and awe that we record the sad
this timet piercing his own braiii- j news of the insanity of W. A. Guth
Hi fell beside her not dead,-, but j rie. Esq., of Fa etteville. He was
soon to die. I -
Consternation was on every face
Court officials rushed in and doc,
)
- When the missionaries find
opened their schools in Syria the.
bad to lieg parenU to send their
daughters, and to induce them to
doit, tioard and teach them free;
now parent come with money m
their hands and beg them to take
their daughter iierfectly willing U
pay for both board and Initio-.
There are now neven thousand
five hundred girls in mission whooN
in Syria .A d rota te.
! a man of brilliant intellect and of
! legalability and power; "he is now
a raving maniac at the Insane
tors were summoued. In foity! Asylum. What a immentary
minutes Parker breathed his last. ! upon man's nothiDgnj8, and hj(
The tragedy was over. absolute deiendence i tpon God!
r i i .
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A man may attempt to cat two
partridges a day for thirty days id
any .Southern town, and if he
vouiiU kimself to death, there will
I iamIiaM if IllA ..III.
be no geaerai mcuuuu ui lucaiwo
But let bim start it in New York,
and the papers all. over the coun
try will devote their columns to
recording how he progresses, how
often be throws.np, the state of his
pulse and soon. If you hanker
after notoriety begin your foolish
... in Vow' York. Star.
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