mwmuw-fjrn , -n Try- A - " : . . IwhIsoiTaiivuce Tr jiu.sh Evicm .Wilson. Xoktie XjF ' WAV IT fe3f iM AY TOT A KttTX '"I" Bl H 11 1 I W W IV Vl 1 VJ II II 7 7 W II' I I l!iB OF AbVEi.tl.INO.- ::-r ? : : - : : : : ' : " r-- . , . : . , I SrusruirnoN Rati; s in Advanci; One Yri" jix Months ........... 2 fi 1 00 ;yMorif.-y -tci l.- Hi nt I j- Monty Onler or Kciristcriil I.frtti-r at cur risk. ! 'r'vVV LL& NEWS 'OF i : atii !' I ' II) Fl' M ALL PARTS or tmi: would HKi:r.fTHKi:K,KV ERYWHERE r'lixvi t.Li sas iLEAX ISt.S President Arthii wants to many. The State Medical at TiirlM-ro ju May. -Why ;iot," is th of .1 post office in ll Sccietv'-meets novel uidolph li'. line COIlit St.ite S Iia.for ,J;..s.j S. Hat tie has been tli i id one oi th e Tj tistees ef : the I'niv. rsitv. Th 1 virhanr "T thinks tiiat Senator', has Ihe CoiilircssioM lrollliet. j I'l:. nt"; little !acco as. S. 1 bee in his j i is what i - .u.ntii-i. 1 .1 V llU III v' . uinri mill- Jr. lix calls tin requent mar-1 riaues following divorces'-in' New; England. We SMiinathl.e with F.rother Davis of the '"Torch death of his little boy aged IS inonths. ghf in the -onlv child One of the graves! cases of omis- sion bv our legislatiu I'jwas the fail- ure to increase the ineni'- 'oiut .Iinlg lluniber of Sti- Mr. .lames 1 ). iirphy, of La tiranire' Acauemv nas been pll'ered a professorship in a in art i lie, Nebraska,. !ollege at La- Tlie Ro:ne, (la. cit y council lias raised the license tax on bar-rooms them to close Good!; to !?i(!Ml, and com pells at 10 o'clock at night Tin? latest, nbseiiiiding cashier has improved on t he general run of things by adding a pretty girl to thf peoples funds t. aveling with him. If President (lievy arries out his intention of resigning! his office, tbe French will be in ii s :e A.stew without (Iravy wi I lie a bad mess. : Senator David Davis, who mar ried Miss Ihnr list week, is S years old ami weighs 320 pounds. Miss r.uiris lU years old and her weight, is Kill. Win. Spranii, of "Conkliiig" no toriety h is married a man amFhecu nninin ei nor of Khode Islam pendent ticket. The liusiiiess f "Southerner" h is be divoni'd vo t d for Cov outhe lude- he Tarboro mi arranged puldie iiuc 'rank IViwell, and will ii'nt bi- sold ai tion as advci ti-ed. Eso., is now editor aijd proiu ietor, 1 he legi da tuce passed a law to tlie effect that lc Stite tax sliall be levied or culh'eted In lsst, iro- vided t he iiao,o(0 dm is paid by the owncrsif the W estern N. C. u. n. The Charlotte of a l'.:dtimore "Observer"' tells r drummer named j .1 lit ii si n who was pnj; oil' the cars for riding in his shirt sleeves in tbe ladies' car. He sued lor damages, lie was stuck for i200 in costs. .Good. Chicago has a society craze. A Pi ofexsor Benson has reduced tat tooing to a fine, art, and is making piles of money by j .picking' the names of the.ir lovers Sn iinmarrkd ladies' anus. Sixty Years ago, title Methodists of this county had bud one deuomi- national school. Now thev have fifty seven, '.colleges, students, and own college property. with 4,500 11,0- O.tno in i tie uoaiiDKe . ks" has en- tered up .u its twelfth volume. We can bestow ho higher compliments' than th-s;ry that, we clip from its colimitis, moie than trduii anv other weekly i,i the State. The "Kolusoniau'' nomination of (1, Saunders, Secretary Governor in 1 SSL and favors the William L.' of State, for pays a just tribute to the sefv'iet's of that able, and ti uthfnl iublie otiic er. uie l.ostoii JleraM say that a d ground at lady p is.si, ti,. buri Quincy on u, s leomplaeentl.v i t in. 1 1 Kim i r,i ;l Ntvaniit r, -I've got uiieeoi i ue invr Jin! there that ever a w..inj baud's lyin in had. Lin-V W-.llia a gress, is .mi-! der arrest in Washington j,r hold ing her iiew-lMrn stove until it roast when she conce lied t mains, in a closet. i . . ut uit over -a 1 to death, eluiri-cd re- Tfi oder of the ciime. niinnng it.-s!i, revealed l;il.. . i :i -i '.. iu lic ciinu nve ears old was raped by a negro school teacher namel Alexander alley. She as nor pme while, add lie got oil' with two years in the leuitentiarv. He deserved death. This occurred iu Baltimore. A Guilford county member ofthe legislature, whtf son-0 l four voars m the war and long lt where the . battle was tltictest Uti he feels u-p;iier over the adjournment of the legislature than 1, i did when the war closed. VOl.liMK 13.--. Tom's logie ' staggers: Husband ,., , ,.,.. curtain Wlnre.! - (2 a. m., alter a curtain lecture,) "Well, all I've got to say, is, if you : are a person of such refinement and j good breeding you ought to be j A above talking to a drunken, fellow t l.i s tune of the night. " There is a Chicago divorce suit Itecause she wanted to call the bahy John Freder ick, and he was determined tonuuie it Edward Gor don. It would pei haps Ije a good scheme for young couple' to name the baby before .they get married. An order has been reeived here says tie-; "(jreeusb ro . 'F.ifriot,'. fro in a film in Newberry, S.C., for .'.do -ats. Tlie rats are flaying havoc with the cotton seed in New heiTv, and unless exterininated, there "will not be inoiigh seed to plant a crop. The. iir'.iani ""To'nacco I'lant"' says: Col. W. T. IWack well and Mr. I. A. ' Wilev. of If a lei 'I i. will, on or .'7 ' 'J-t "7 7 lc)(,ie the first of Ajjril, coininence the banking business in Durham, Tliey wid have a cash capital of l.0,000 and that amount will be increased whenever the business j requires it. ' Two liundred girls have left Li in crick' for this country. There is plenty of room here for all the nice. girls in Ireland, and of course all the girls in Ireland are nice. They may even be able to find husbands in some of our nice young men when they get able to support bus ,, b.mds. 1 '' One of tin- substantial farmers of t Sparta, ia.., when he was married, twelve years ago, had to borrow money,, to pay lor his marriage license, 'and, not having a decent suit of clothes, the young woman whom he was to marry tore the wool from sheepskins, 'spun, wove and made him a suit of clothes.- Mrs. Fartington and the judge: 'An' you the judge of reprobates!" said Mrs. Partington, as she walked into an ofliee of a judge of probate. 'I am a judge of probate.' "Well, that's it, I expect," quoth the old ladyj "You see my father died detested, and he left several little infidels, and I want to be their ex eciitioner." The .Russians have a model liquor law. The degree regulating the l!qur traffic jrst signed by the Emperor, is ieeuliar. There must be only one liquor shop in a villiag, aut where two or three villiages are almost contiguous, one shop must suniee for ihe group. The seller -must be a native of the place, appointed and paid by the common council. A (ienuan'bas patented an in vent ion which stamps him as a Yankee bv nature if not bv birth- tt consists of a little bo.de whose i leives sxe made of perfumed toilet soap, iiiid is meant especially for travelers- When he w ants to wash his hands he simply" tears out" a leaf one is sufficient for the pur pose ami the book can be put back dry into the" 'pocket. ' ' . Last Thursdav niirht thebeafse ;ml colViiu were sent after savs the Kiiiston Free 'prexx, one of our citi zens w ho w is sitting by the fire "eating goober peas" when they arrived. Tie very quietly inform ed them that if it would suit them just as well he bad no objections of waiting a short; while, longer. After a little persuasion they con cluded to wait. . - Elizabeth City, N. V. says tne Norfolk Landmark is ' the place where, nobody ever dies. The Kcon omlxt tells of two old men, aged 100 years' each, w ho canr - "dance a jig like a couple of bSys." The resi deiHHVof the town once held a-meeting, it is said, and drew lots to de cide upon the person who slronld kill his grandfather, that the ieo plc might see what a funeral was .like. - Mr. Stilson Ilutchins, the pre I prietor of the Washington "Post" ! recently married a Miss lirady. wdio is said to be an -'accomplished lady of oo, and onenf the remark able features of the wedding was j the receipt ..of si kind letter from his diyorced wife wishing for him all the happiness he had failed to en joy in his first marriage. He and his bride have gone to Europe. One -of the most nil porta nt 'State elections of this year wjll lie that I Ohio. A Governor, Treasurer, Aiul- t r and two judges ofthe Siijreine Court are- to be chosen, and, if the Democrats", succeedj. they will have futl control of tlie State Govern ment for the first time in over twen ty years. 'Foe temperance ques- ti iiris troubling both parties, but the Republicans are likely to sutler the most from it. ' If the young men in these old States who are looking westward with longing eyes would 'make as eoinplet saeritk-elof their pride, and put forth their energies as fully iieiv as they would have .to do to keep from starving in the. west, fortune would smile upon them, and the bi ierpatches and fields of broomsedges would bo- dressed iu living green, and the old land would bloom in beauty. Nash Advocate. I T A M (T? VT AV F Rft !111 U X U " ijUkJ, -:o: FORM Ell' ..WILSON! AX IN THE FLOWERY LAND. ALLIGATORS AND 'SNAKES. I ': a K TA li L KS A It E SCA li CE. Mr. W. II. Barbee, a former resi dent of Wilson has recently made his home in Florida, and from the billowing which was written to a hiend in this place, it will be seen t uit he is not a very gre it admirer of the laud of flowers: Ed. DKAU SlK: According to promise I will diop y.ni a few lines this mornjng to let you know what I know, anil, what I have seen since I have been here. Florida, "the land of flowers" it is a lie, for I have liot seen half a dozen natural tlowers since' I have been in the State, To tell you the truth there are no tlowers here and the laud is so poor it will not bring them, for it is a laud of water, aligators. snakes and a few oranges and lem ons. By the way, water is the most precious thing here, for peo ple in this place have to buy all their diinking water. They pay 30 cents per barrel for it. Think of it, the land of flowers and no drinking water! I have not had a good drink of water since I left home ,and there is nothing hut water lit're either. There is not but one man m this place wuo lias a gar den, and I will bet my head off of my shoulders that I can eat every.! thing that there is in it, in a week, raw.. This is the land of flowers where invalids come at death's door and are generally carried confined, in coffins. I have seen three since I have been here, who "-aine for the benefit of their heal' h, w ho died here. This part of Florida is a poor place for aj poor man to come to settle and ex pect to make a living. All the land; . . , ! that will make oranges is owned bv I Y'ankees who have plenty of money. I will tell you what it would cost you to buy an orange grove. There is a grove about one and a half miles from here of four acres and the man has been' offered $03,000 for it and will not take it. lie says he'.will take $75,000, but is not anxious to sell at that, so you can judge what it will take , to settle here. All of the land that will bring oranges is owned by people who will not sell, and the other land I would not have. But these land agents get a greeny once in a while, and get from 82."i to .0 per ; acre for land that will not sprout j cow peas. They could not make j me a present of it and compel me to pay t.ix on it Tiiey h id ii Fair here l ist week and it was a Fair, too. The only things that I saw that reminded me of North Carolina was two corn shucks on exhibitioand they drew more attention than anything else. Why the people in this part of the country think that corn grows in hulls like peas. I have not seen as much hog meat since I have been here ayou buv in oiie mouth. There is no stock at all, although we have fair beef and it sells from ten to twelve and a half cents per pound. Tailors can charge their own price for clothes and make them pay for 1, for you will never get more than one-job out of a man. s soon as y ou come here and get ajookat the country he leavei that; is ii tie Jias inoiH'y- enough to ii't away with. When any one leaves! here he has to have money-to leave ! with, for he cannot walk, he is' iKiund to take a boat or railroad! car, tor we are completely . sur" rounded by w ater. To tell you the truth there are not much here and but little of that. Oranges sell at two cents a piece for the best and and from one to one and a half for second best and the largest lemons jyou ever saw for one cent a piece, i W; II. BakbeeI San lord, Florida, March 4, 'S3.. Toe .Terrible Fight Between Steyens and Conne. ; - When the late Alexander II. Stephens returned to Georgia from Washington in ISIS, where he' had opposed the admission of California ami New Mexico, he heard that ! Judge Cone, of (ieiugia. had called him a trai or to. the South, andMie t ld the latter if it were true, which the iuue had denie.f. i, ;wouid"slap his lace. Afterward, a misunderstanding arose' between them on the same, subject through the miscarriage of a letter and also a feeling on the part of the judge and his friends that he bad leen bullied; aud the gentleiueu met at the Atlanta Hotel and fought. Cone demanded a retraction of his threat, which was not made. "Then," said Cone, who jwas a powerfully built man, "I denounce you as a miserable traitor The last words had hardly left his lips wheu Stephens bit him, with his cane. Wild with pain aud passion, without uttering a word, Cone "LET ALL THE ESDS TIIOl AII'ST AT, BE TIIY COUNTRY'S, TIIF COD'S, AXD TRITIIS1 " WILSON, NORTH CAROLINA, MARCH 23. 1883. !lrew alkeen pointed dirk knife and : made one .furious .thrust at his weak little adversary. Instantly as he did so, however, Stephens, seiziiig a stout umbrella which he held in bis left hand, interposed it as a defense and was able for a moment to hold him at arm's length. Once more it was thrust at Stephens,. :-uttiug a deep gash in his orm; eighteen times it cut deep into his breast, arms and body, but still he did not fall. Then he could hold out no longer, No courage, no spirit, however firm and unyielding, could long withstand such attaot. Cone was determined to finish his work. He threw all his great weight against tlie umbrella, which broke; Ste vsris, half faintinr, fell upon his back. The giant Cone was at his throat in a. moment, his head, by a grip of iron was ield against the cruel floor. "Retract, or I'll cut your cursed throat!" hissed Cone. "Cut! I'll never retract!" gasped the almost lifeless Stephens. The knife came down. With an almost superhuman effort the prostrate man cought it in his right hand. Clean through the muscles, tendon, and bones of the hand it cut, then stuck fast and reached no vital part. With desperate strength Cone tried to wrench it free ja ; the. struggle Stephens was once ' more dragged to . his feet. The blood was rushing in streams from his many wounds. At this moment others came to his relief and saved his life. The wounds which Mr. Stephens received were examined. It was found that one of them had penetrated to within a sixteenth of j an inch of nis heart. An inter- costal artery had been cut. When he recovered he refused to prose cute Cone, ail (I that person, instead of getting his desert's in State prison, was fined 1,000, arid," with his "honor vindicated," was allowed to go free. To the day of his tieath Mr. Stephens spoke of liim in terms of consideration and forgiveness. Not long ago, showiug the great , , , ,,, "Poor Cone! I'm sure he'd be sorr .;. , , , ti T . u ue Knew w nac trouuie j. nave to write with these stiff Angers of mine. A Giddy Thing of FiftY Elopes With a MAslier of Sweet Sixteen. The confines of East Washing ton were invaded this morning by a reversed scandal from a neigh boring', town . ' Maryland county. From' information obtained by a reporter, it appears that Mrs. Mar garet EcDutl'rey, a poitly and heavy-weighted counery lass of fifty summers and as many bleak winters, the wife of a well-to do Prince George's county farmer, be j ,nUtuatetl soinetilue slg0with one of .her . husband's employes, Charley Britt, w ho is only eighteen. Her attentions finally became so open that ' Farmer- Mack, as he is called by the neighbors, objected, and he ultimately ordered the handsome Charley to leave his em ploy and the neighborhood. , The youth left the farmer's employ, but not the neigborhood, for he still hovered around like a giddy lily about the web of some tricky anil gaudy spider, and thereafter jthe j voutu fieoueutlv met his aged j uin;iS," on the roadside aud in friendly thickets, where they "billed ! ,..' f fi1(lir hearts' con- tents. The husband was on the i alert) however, and one day caught j the conl,ie. His indignation knew uo bounds, aud it is said that he tarashe(1 both llis wifo ad her t,-1,r.fr All,it " Aw ril flint he would kill the latter on sight by pouring two loads of buckshot in to his body if he found him in the neighborhood again. The youth disappeared from the vicinity for awhile, but yesterday returned and eloped with Mrs. McCaffrey, the pair coming to the city in one of her farm wagons, and stopping at the residence of tlie giddy but aged Margaret's sister, on the Navy Yard. V ' A Healthy Lamb Story. The Wilmington "Review" comes to the front with the following: A l ' short time ago in an adjoining county, a farmer had a sheep which gave birth to twin Iambs and died soon after. The lambs were bright and healthy, and what to do with the littie motherless creatures be- j can,e iX matter ot? concern. ine j wife of the farmer happened, as is i sometimes the case, to have a nursing infant, aud she concluded to try tin experiment of letting the little Iambs share with the little one for nourishment from her own breast. The trial was entirely suc cessful, and the little creatures now come to her regularly for nourish ment and are thriving under their novel nursing. , There seems to have been a very wide range between tbe foresight and hindsight of Mr. George X. Hathaway, of Fall River, Mass., whose estate shows liabilities of more than a million and .a half, and assets of five thousand dollars. WILLIAM R. COX. :o:- A DESERVED TRIBUTE FROM THE NEW YORK "SUN." A CLEAR-HEADED MEMBER A GOOD RECORD FOR III M The NewTork "Sun" pays the following compliment to Gen. W. R. Cox, of the Metropolitan dis trict: . - - 1 In the Forty-seveiith Congress there were two members named Cox. Everybody knows the Samuel Sullivan Cox who represents the Seventh, Eleventh, and thirteenth wards of this town. They call him Sunset, but his sun never sets. The Forty-seventh Congress is the twelfth in which lie has served; it is a qurater of a century since he first carried into the House of Rep lesentath es his wit, his philosophy, his knowledge, of what interests men, his industrious habits, his in corruptible conscience, his honest purpose to speak and vote right. The other Representative Cox hails from the hill country of North Carolina, aud his name is William Kutlin. We learn lroin the Con gressional Directory that he is a new member. He has been a cot ton planter, a rebel Brigadier, a practising lawyer, a Judge ofthe Superior Court, and a chairman of the Democratic State committee. IIe has fiual1J' 1,ia(Te his vaF into Congress, where he is likely to stay, inasmuch as he appears to be an old-fashioned Demecrat, of the sort frequently encountered in the visions of the virtuous and the patriotic, but that does not materi alize with great frequency. As far as we are aware, Mr. Cox of North Carolina has made no long speech since he went to Congress, We have read his brief remarks on the reduction of the in ternal revenue. They are to the point. lie opposed the sham bill of last session because it failed to give relief to the overtaxed laborer and producer. He favors the re peal of all internal revenue taxa tion, believing it to be anti-repub lican in its tendency, and burden some and oppressive in its mode of collection. He regards the present machinery lor collecting the inter nal revenue as altogether odious "a system of espionage, mforma mation, aud oppressive agencies which frequently leads to conflicts and bloodshed, and proves most oppressive to that class who are least able to bear the expenses of litigation." He will take part at the next session in a movement to wipe out of existence the present revenue machinery and officers. He looks upon the surplus revenue ofthe Treasury, not as a foraging ground provided by Providence for Congressman and their constitu ents, but as "a continual invita tion to corruption aud extrava gance." Mr. Cox is old-fashioned in hi notions ofthe duty of a Democratic Repi esentative, for he sees no dif feicnce in i rinciple between goinj; in for big jobs aud going in for little ones. Ihere were ninety mem bers who voted last Friday morn ing against the River and Harbor steal of 1883, Of the ninety mem bers only live were from Southern States,, and Mr. W. R. Cox was one of the five. Turning to the re cord on the River and Harbor steal ol 1SS2, we find that Cox voted against that too. We have a copy of Mr. Cox's speech against the petty and con temptible robbery of the public funds by means of the habitual ap propriation for the Botanic Garden the florist's establishment which supplies Senators and Representa tives with boquets. He pointed out to the House that tbe Sundry Civil bill contained an appropria tiou of 10,000 for the Botanic Garden swindle, the Legislative bill $11,700 more; while a sporadic item iu the Sundry Civil bill give sfiOO "for tlie storage aud protec tion of palms and other tropical and sub-tropical plants." "Now," said Mr. Cox, with great good sense, "I insist that when appro priations are made lor a specific object, all those appropriations should be put together, so that the House can understand what it is doing." A Southern Democrat who has creeks and trout streams in his district and yet votes agaiijst the River and Harbor bill on principle; a new member of the House w ho has the courage to staud up and manfully opposed a petty abuse that many of the older reformers are glad enough to blink; a clear headed man who can talk solid sense in plain English that is Mr. William Ruflin Cox of North Caro lina. We are glad to say that be is re-elected. His Last Court. Old Judge -Grey son, a justice of the peace, was never known to smile. He came to Arkansas a year ago, before the 'carpetbaggers" began their reckless ways, and year after year, by the will of the voters, he held his place as magistrate. The lawyers who practised iu his court never joked with bun, because every oue soon learned that the. old mau never engaged in levity. Every morning, no matter how bad the weather might be, the old man took his place behind the bar which, with his own bauds, he had made, and every evening, just at a certain time be closed his books and went home. No one ever engaged ' him in private conversation, be cause lie would talk to no one. No one even went to his home, a little cottage among the tiees iu i the city's outskirts, U-cause he had .tatiK-s at the ,Vn WhiM-ollects ! "ilixation. nevershowu a disposition t make garba-e in the allev ( She tried to get pa tor drink some welcome the visits of those who - HMhev are seliHiin- fi.r sewer :uuL Pi flna,,.v evinced even lived in the immediate vicini- i ,,.JU , .' , - '- ?lt . "a that it was not bim, and then f.- ii- . .. i and such things, and thev have : .i. ,. ., , ,. ... . ty. His ofbee was not given him ,rlf , ., , they uecided that it was the house ... . , 1 got plumlK'is and ot hen society ex- n i ..- hrough the uifluence of "elec- pei t, ti n n1 , nrill so as well as the tHineenng," lecause he never asked come awav tor fear tluv would fiml F ,l,r(h' aa " f"noon any mau for his vote. He was first ti,e st.Wer'"as ind w b in in -i k f y visitmg, and thus moru elected because, having once been i i.. .. i V ' -' J1"' . ' ' I l,a ent down to the health summoned in a case of arbitration, he exhibted the executive side gf such a legal mind that the jwople nominated and elected him. He soon gained the ."name of the ''hard justice," aud every lawyer in Ar kausas referred to his decisions His rulings were never reversed by the higher courts. He showed uo sentiment in decision. He stood upon the platform of a law which he made a study, aud no man .'dis puted him. Several days ago a woman charg" ed with misdemeanor was arrang ed before him. "The old man seems more than ever unsteady," remarked a lawyer as the magis trate took his seat. "I don't see how a man so old can stand the vexations of a court much long6r" "lam not well to-day," said the j himself in the woods on the White Judge, turning to the lawyer:, j fish Bay road, aud had been dead "and any cases youmay have you j three weeks. It was just like an ca n dispatch tin m to the best, and j old back iiumlier funeral. Pa ami let me add, quickest of vour abili-! ma u-iw inst Pi.ttin..-rt.:1,i, ..',', l3- Eveioue saw that the old' man i was unusually feeble and no one thought of -any scheme to prolong j a discussion, for all the lawyers had j learned to almost ieverence him. -is mis tne woman' asked the ouoge. no is ueu'iiding neri'' "I have no defence. Your Uouor.V'i - the woman replied. "In tact I do iiotm,,.! neeuany, loriam i contess my guilt. No man cau .de iuu ui,-- auu Mie HKtKt-u u magistrate with a curious gaze- j "i mne oeen arrested on a cuarge i oi uitsiui oiug me iieace, ami i am ;. i .1 : a. t . ii . i T wining to submit the -case,, lam dying of consumption. Judge, and I know that any ruling made by the law can have but little effecto n me:" and she coughed, a hollow, vacant cough, aud drew around her an old black shawl 'that si e wore. Tin expression on the face of the mag istrate remained unchanged, but his eyelids dropped, and he did not raise them, when the woman con tinued: "As 1 say, no man can defend me. I am too near that awful approach, to pass which we know is everlasting death to soul and to liody. Years ago I was a child of bright promise;, I lived with my parentis iu Kentucky. W ay ward and light-hearted, I was the admired of all the ga.V society known in our . neighlKihood. A man came and professed his love for me. I don't say this, Judge, to excite, your -sympathy..."! have many and many a time been drawn. before courts, but I never liefore spoke of myjast life." She cough ed again and caught a flow of blood on a handkerchief which she press ed to her lips "I speak of it now because I know that this is the last ! on .earth before which I will be ar raigned. I was fifteen years old when I fell! in love with the man My father said he wasbad, but Ilov- ed him. He came again and again? and wheu my father said he should come no more I ran away and mar ried him. My father said 1 should never come home again. I hadal ways beeu his pride and bad loved so dearly, but he said that I must never again come to his home my home, the home of my youth and happiness. How I longed to see him; How I yearned to put invhead on his breast. My hus band became addicted to drink He abused me. I wrote to my father, asking him to let me come home, but the answer that came was 'I do not know you!' My hus- j band died yes, cursed God and died! Homeless aud wretched, and with my little boj-, I went out into the world. My child died and I bowed down and wept over a pau pers grave. I wrote to my" father again, but he answered: 'I know not those who disobey my com mandments.' I turned away from that letter hardened. I embraced sin. I rushed madly into vice. I spurned my teachings. I was time antl time again arrested. Now I am here." Several lawyers rushed forward. A crimson tide flowed from her hps. Thev leaned her lifeless bead back against the chair. Tbe old magistrate had not raised bis eyes. '-Great God !' said a lawyer "he is dead." The woman was his ,- i ."i daughter! The State of Kansas is to have a railroad commission. - - . I THAT BAD BOY. :o:- THE HEALTH OFFICERS AF- lr.li HIS MISCHIEF. LIMBERGER CHEESE. UIS FATHER IX TROlliLE. "What was the health ofheer do-1 ing over to vour house this morn- in!'' Kaid Nho .w . K.;, lM,v tl. v.., .. ... ,1..;,.., r.. Say, do you think it is rig it, w hen i ai.t ti n , i, . anything smells awful v, u a wavs i.,vu.... i..v ' lay it to a Iki.v?" 'Well, in niiit cases out of ten i they would hit, right, but what do yon think is the trouble over to your house, honest!" ) breathe al "Sh-h! Now don't .... . ,. . . word of it to a living soul or 1 am a ' , . i dead imiv - You s.i. I ..-.,. , . . . j me uair iair ai uie exposition , .... o . , . , , J. I milliliter Si. 1 1 ii ... I .. i.in-t.f .....1 ... I : .....i.i, ......... ii..(t llllll, .11111 H IICIl tliey were breaking up, me and iny chum helped to carrv boxes of cheese ami. firkins of butter,, and ' i cheese man gave each of us a piece J of limliergei; in tin foil. cheese, wrapped' Sundav morning I opened my piece, and it made. j iiirvi. ai, -IV M arl inr liliUll'M Allien I ever heard of, except the smell when they found a tramp who hung church, and I cut on a luece of cheese and put it in the pocket of pa's vest, and I other in the lining of ma and thev went to church. ' inside ' ut an s muff, i w'c nt I l, ' to church, too. and sat on i oacK p seacSwth mv chum, looking ust?tts ..;.n,.; .,.. -n... . ' h oioi.ir, ts 1110111:11 i. tiiM laKiiiir mi :t iwimuiiiu. ii-uicu w.i.s pieuy ? Warm, and by the time they got up .to sing the first hymn pa's cheese ! ws.m to Mlie,i a I1).lt(.,1 aist j ma's cheese. Pa held one side of the hymI bokr and ma held the othen j ....a ,,rt- ..k...,. c c;,..... r.. ..n i... i . 1 - - f is ami wie,-, he braced him-1 sell,anH.sung;Must as l am, ma ; thought pa's voice was tinctured ! with biliousness ami she looked-at i him. and hunched him, and told ! him to stop singing ami breathe-! through his nose, cause his ' bmil h , , . i . . i. w is enoiigh -t.vstop acloitk. Fa stopped singing ami -turned kind of ; cross towards ma, ii.ud then he j smelled ma's elieese, and he turned his head the-; other way and said, 'whew,1 anil they didn't sing any more, buf thev looked at each j other as though they smelled frowv. When thev sat down fhev sat as f, ii apart as they could get, and pa sat next to :r woman who used to 1m? a nurse iti a hospital, and when she smelled ; pa s- cheese - !, she lookeil at him as thoiige he had the small pox, and 'she held her handkerchief to hci iM.se. The man : villaid was a rejiorter, Lenoard in the other end of the pew, that u- Jerome Svas a printer, II. B: ma sat near, he was a stranger I Clartln was a Vermont achool from;' Racine,'--who belongs to om teacher. Charles O'Coii0r was liorn church, ami he leeked at ma sort of , j j-,,. pooicst of Irish, parents, I'e queer, and 'after the minister ter 'ooH-r Was a hatter's appreii- prayed, ami they got up to sing again, the man. tobk his hat and went out, and when he came by me ihe said, something in a whisper about a feiir.de glue factory. Well, sir, . be f lire the sermoii was over everlMxIy iu that part of the hiirch had their handkerchiefs' '-to their noses, and they looked at pa and ma scandalous, and the two ushers they come around in the. pews look- ing for a dog, and when' the . min ister got oyer bis sernieii ami wiped the KUsj)iration from his face, he said he would like to have the trus tees of the '-'chun-h stay after meet ing, as there was same business of importance to transact, Ie said the question "of proper ventilation ami sewerage for the church would lie brought up, and he presumed the congregation had noti'-ed this morning that the church was utiii-1 stially full of sewer gas. He'aid he bad sjMikeii of the "niatter be fore, and expected it would be at tended to before this. He s.iid he I ' was a meek and humble follower of ' The rich New York iniMionaire the L imb, and was willis- t tot ! daughter sl.p,,ed away from his lot where the master decided, j e "rnuig last week, and but lie would Im- NcsM-dif he would j marriwUthe man she love!, w., preach anV longer in a church that J reported as very much prostrated smelled like a lx.ne Idling estab ! -the shiK-k. If the report t true establishme.it lle said that re- that he wanted to force her to ligioi. w:is a gKl thing, but no ir- i marry, tor the sake of his title, the so,, could enjuv religion as Well in i French Marquis Tallyrand Pen a fattening Wtabl-shmei.t as he gord, w hose title and whoe vices could in a flower garden, and :,s i are all that remain to him or bis far as he was concerned h.- hal got j famous grandfather's i-wsesion, enough. Everybody.!. ot every-1 the American public will not sym iKMly e.Ue, and pa luokeil at ma as ! pathize wRh tbe prastratiou of any though be knew where the sewer f old j paternal Crcesms who is anx gas came from, and ma looked at ? io"s to . ,li8 I"J?lter to a, pa real mad, and me and my chum j broken-down foreign libertine with lit out, and I went home and dis- j brokeulown title, Huch fathers trrbnteJ mv Cheese all around. I put a slice in ma's bureau drawer, down under her underelotbes, and apiece in the fepare room, under NUMBER 9 - - v the led, and a piece in the--bath-room, in the soap dish, and a slice in the album 6?u the parlor table, and apiece iii'the library iu a book Lanp I went to the diniug room aud jput some uuder the table, and idroped a piece under the range in j the kitchen. I tell you the house wasj loaded for bear. Ma came home from church first, and w hen I asked where pa was, she sail she hoped he hail cone around ., block to air l.issilf. I.ram, home .dinuer, hen be got a f h,IW aU tW ',,Mrs'ana Vut iX wfrtaUe aroH,ul aliouWeni and told pa rti , . ,, . U'e and got the inspector o , J , . "' comeiq. to the h I Hil- Iioiisii -- 1 ! 1 t i . - i. . aim wneu ne suieiieu around a spell he said there Van dead rats in the main sewer pipe, and they I sent for plunders, and ma went out to a neighlnir's to Urrow some i. .i .t.. ".. .t . . , -, . . in-.-u an, .inn uvii in? puimoers i ' ,- '.., a . . Iw-giu' to dig up the fl(Kr in the . 1 basement I came over here If .... i- i they find any ol that bmlerger ' I cheese it will go hard with me. The . hired girls have loth quit,- and ma f says she is going to break upkeep- illir lioliso mill lwmi-,1 Tl..if in.l I:., . , , , .. . . . into 1IIV llllll.l f U'tinl lk...l ! a lio'fi'l. vli-r- von li v.. ... I. ill. ,janlSf everytllillfr , giiess I will go over to., the house and stand iu the back door and listen to the'uiocking bird. Ifvou i see me come living out of the'alley .with my coat tail full of liootK yon can bet they have discovered the Selecting A Wife. Who marries for wife; who marries love takes a for fortune takes a inistress; who marries for .. . . 1 . posMion laKes a . iay. ion ure loved by your wife, regardol by our iiii.rr..KH Ti n..r'ir...i it.- .. f . ii ni. j on nave a wue lor vour j self; a lady tor the world and 'soeb Vour wife will agree with you, your lady will manage vou 'u f '1 take care or your l,(,,lseho,d Jour inwtrcHS of yoiir house, vom- bidv r ...u.....u......u .. ; H you are sick your wife wHiraM' .'"'v : .oui mtsircss win visit you .vonr 'a1.V will impiiro after your health. You take a walk with .vo,u' wife, a ride with your mis- "ess, and go to a. party with Vonr i 11,1 v' Yu,u' wi,e wiI1 Rl,im' j'our !g"cl, your mistress your ( inonev, your lady your debts. If U,u 're dead your wife will weep, your mis Hess will lament, and your la.lv j ""' mourning. Wjiich j will How our Rich Men Began Life. j Maiiv ol- the W(.aj,Uiest lueil i j vun- vl- i-..r . ,.,.v. i.JV. t-.n.t j )t (.,,w .iM,Vj j;,meH u. Kene ,AUlV England with 20in his j IMH.kt.t jl(ills Hatch U-gan dealing in "garden s.iss," D. ApI ton kept a iiToccrv stoic. James Watsou I -..l,l, frv .K.iU- Il..nrv tuc, and the editor ot.lhis pajier j M-gan life without u dollar. Now .,. owes tnanv times that amount. j 1 .-t the countrv emnlate the exam p,. of thealMive uamed Miccesisful men I A Littie l'eace-V&ker. A little girl applied at one of our '.lrioV, stores . the other day fur ... n ' Iove-Powders" says the Winston -Leader." The druggist in lonii ed her that there was no suel thing, iut inquired of her'why h wunti.it d She sifid that her m.amma and papa quarrelled much she really wanted something to make them love each other. There is a whole sermon, in that little girl's denire, for parents to Kiider. Little angel ! She was indeed a warded. Married the Van she loved. ought to be invariably prostrated with some sort of a shock that will interfere with the operation of their Caucasian f've market. i Month Thrm Month.,";." - - su siom.:.:r ' - One Vnr f 1 1 1 01 i ,:. Ik w .......... 11 (Xl UbcnX DIxunU wlU be nj Unrntl Ad?rttomacita aaj for Contmou by th Year1 ' mati ccompanj all Aawrtttn. nt uoU good refereoc U rlvm. C0LL0SSAL ,-THiEF HE IS ONE TH AT TllOUOl till . LY UNDERSTOOD IT. KO RESPECTER OF PERSON. IIE HAS GOXE. TO EVRnrt' Tkoy, N. Y., March 11. It h is f been discovered that Einuii-t 'broker. O'Neill, the Schenectady who recently failed, h.H 'tied, mid -that be has victimized partus iu Schene:tady and Duanesbuigb out ' of not less than 2aO,(MKK Jlaving the handling of bis father's estate and being presumably wealthy, he - was elected a director of t h, s. ln. nectady Bank. From t he loo' .,f Lthe bank he learned that man v farmers iu Duanesburgh h id fund " to invest. He obtained jm wvm-m-sion of their money on j l.ui sible reprtseutatiotis and gave as security forged mortgages. Where further proof was asked he would veu forge assigiiments nf mort- gages, including Iheciuinty cleik's certificate and a copy of the record. . He also forged notes. He had eight notes out as collateral, pur- i Hirtillg to lie Mglied by Col. Church, and each Uing lor .',xn.' Only two of these notes weie genu ine. Ten years ago O'Neill, sold a farm iu Duanesburgh to Jo-epli McQuafle for 1,mm, e,ooo U-iug paid iu cash, O'Neill taking a inort. gagejfor r,0O0. Mi-guade has finid ?2,000, besides uitci est. -Last fall O'Neill told McQtiade lh.it the" original mortgage lor ?7,0di a so covered with endorsement of small piymeiits that he had 1m llcr execute a new mortgage fur f.1 M '0 and he (O'Neill) would destroy the old instrument. McQuade executed anew mortgage and KtipMHcd that O'Neill luwt detroyd the original one. He did not do s. however, and lvtli are reco . ded iirtl e ouuiy clerk's office. The original mort gage bears no endorsement to how that a cent w as ever paid. .John Beverly, a flagman, pur chased a little house, ghing a mortgage for SHOO. He died soon after, first directing that the pro ceeds of a 2,000 life insurance jMilicy le lined to pay oil' the mort. I gage, tbe remainder to lc used to be invested. O'Neill got the money lretendel to raise Hie mortgage and invest the balance, and appro priated the whole of the little I'M tate. Widow Charles Van Yrunkliii' entrusted O'Neill with HJU ' hie insurance money for inve tiuenf, which was lost. O'Neill bad another method. Jlc would make a short loan to a re sjionsible party, take a note as ne curitv, skilfully forge a inp y of the note, and when the money was paid surrendered the loiged note and negotiated the genuine. New schemes of his devUing aie Mill 4ciiig cxMicil. N-aily i-er- -v. son iii the town of Dnaiic-huig who had money i a vi filu. hi S4-ne-liectady (he JosKes ire" counted by the won-. Miss Fro, I'Nei'l' ' i iifi-t. f 5.','!0 invested in the W.--.1. : nd sjMiketo f)'Ncill al mmi t jilaeat.' it at home. She did not "ai.i hone I. an to act for her. but m -iilioiif.! hIm her western agent weie. , s-hort time ago she g' f a lel!cr"f on the Went saying that she bad m.ale a umtakefiii withdra "wiitz h r inoiie. O'Neill bad lejtieM'ii'.ed hiins-.'f as j her agent ami secured the im-ney. She could get no sa! i-f.n-l ion. His mother and si-ter wm vlsn h-ll m-ii-ii les-(. Before le.iilig Sela-ni-e-t.idy on Ihe midi.ight Ha:ii. D'Neiil taking a bundled dollar greenback in his hand, 'wu-iit from .!ore to stole asking to have it rhai ged. Noone could change, it, and he ttoi rowed a few dollar firm c;u h t re- keewr. He vict bni.etl over twenty residentM tti S4-lu-liectiiil by this game. O'Neill went to New York, where, it is said, be made an uiimic ccsslul attempt to raii-e JU.tfm on lorged sM-uritieiv. " It is ttelieved that he Im gxMie to Eur tpe. wife, two da lighter and wn. st.ll ill S;hetieet.ldy. III. .ue ; Gone to FgM a Ottl. Rumor hah it, ay the William ston "Times,'' that (boige A.I Spar row and C. F. Warren have left theii home ill WasbingN ii .CIto fight a duel. The call-.- i nr. know u to uh, but we are :ti,n.J- l th tint Ii of the liuieii- lioiu the fact that Mr. Wan en and his second Maj. L. C. Lit ham and their surgeon Dr. O'l lagan p.ised tiu oflgli Iow h Wed heyday night and tbe last ;wvuuut ot theiu they were making for Virgin a. IlieMe two young roosters are aiixioits to fight, a les expensive and a more certain met hoi I would have. been to have gone back of the old Academy pulled offtbeir coat and waded iu. This all amounts to a farce in one scene from the fact that ihe author ities will have them. The "News-Oltserver' credits its locals to the Wilson "Sifting" that should be crediteil to the AD- VASCE. He a Utile more jcareiui, Brother Ashe. On 1 nch, On Irwortloo.. i 1