V 1 I w . - J ... I . ' "V S : V" - ..J i f t I , MfcB M I Published, Every Feiday-jXt ' WILSON AOETH CAROLINA. JOSEPHUS DAMELS, - Editor and Proprietor :o:- Subsoription Hates in Advance One Year Six Months.. , 2 no . 1 00 rMoncy tun be sent by Money Order or neKiMiureu ijeuer hi. our tihk. I OKPifE-Tarlx)r(i Street. In tiie Olil I'ost Ollu-v Huildimr. . NEWS OK A WEEK GATlfKWEl) IiKOmIl PAliTS . OK TIH5 WOLD- ?kscii.i.ig& GrWiisltoro Fernae College has 140 boaVders ti'Sule.H.la.v scholars. liiu in "toll lo; heavily iu the death of Mr. Ah' kinder Sprtint. Maj.f Duncan .prominent Wilininj dead. I, Devane, a hi lawyer, is t JudgjJ Sheppard put a negro preacner n jan m lie refused t .wwear Jones oecause or alliiin. Beanlort counly appropriated ;,on .to jlay" at the i Sta'e (,ood! J in agist rates make a dis F.xposit'ion. Hyde countyas appropriated 8100, to hold a Tochers Institute. Mr. B. W. Hatchetv lias been elec ted principal. Mr. D. J. " liKfl-u has bought a half interest in If ma Greenville "Reflector" and beinec'qs.soeiated in its publication. If - '; Tim State iJbdical-.Sociftrv J l meets May 20tli, nd will, ev.ter- v;uneu m nauuoume .Biy Dy- the fftjeigh physieians. .. ; S. - - a ' ' . ' ' JK. '" iJ-SIay Jias given 1 0,000 Ji)LY, Methodist Conference -for the support ' of 'worn-out preachers' ' l V iliilil'.ix lias made one appro priation dI ' ff'tdO, to the State Ex M)sitiou and now proposes to raise an equal amount by private sab scriptiou. An Indian, .prince has had a throne made of solid glass. It will now be possible to sea the power bt'himl the throne without aity trouble at all. : . ' - .." X", Luna; no. open the campaign opener. Tlicy do- it screw, ilmv litiio, a They do -not v ifcl ; a can with a eork las, ilo wonaen know abiiui tolities ! Four of the seveu persons who assisted in eating a fat pisf,;raw, at Loyallianiiii, Ta., aiv iiovr dead. The others rill probably die, eaten up alive by t richiiuv. Siik culture is becoming more profitable Mr. Edward Fasnach, of Kaleigii, Las made money at it ami others are turyiiif; their atten tion in iliat. direction. jfaifc:ie woman lias ever vo!- i3l lit ortb Carolina. She was the wife of Hon. Edmund Delierry and she voted at Mt; Gilead in IMS, and voted the Whig ticket. The Philadelphia "Heeord'' wishes every woman in the eounfry could bo made to understand that there is enough tariff in her Sunday dress to buy a new spring bonnet. Con tiling represents t he aris tocracy, I'.iaine the dash and intel lect, Grant tie.- selfish nes.4 . and Lo gan- the I vulgarity of . Uepubliean politics, riayH t he ( bilvesterti "News.' The Raleigh "Dbserver" is getting ipp gubernatorial timWr. ."Like Jeremiah's tigs, The good are ver good indeed," The bad too sour fo.- pigs.'' Tarboio lias a tree trade dub. The following are otlieers: Presi dent, ilon. Ii. A. Gillam; Vice IVesideut, II. C. Hoiirne; Secreta ry, Frank P -well; Tieasuiei, II. Morris. ' . Mrs. Sallie Harris, of liuther ford county, 70 years of age, tired of life and its cares and sorrows, hung herself on a recent morning till she was dead, savs the Shelby "Aurora." A young lady in Shelby fell in to a well twenty feet deep and was t ikeu out benumbed with cold. It was only by holding faxt to a rope that (she saved her life, says the "Angola.'' John S. Long Esq., of New Beife, is to deliver the annual ad dress at King's Mountain High Schlol, June 12th. In that moun tain l egion he w ill soar aloft on the wings of eloquence.. --It was John T. Howard, the ohJ-st member ofl'lyniouth Church, V wb) rushed up and kissetl Peeeher f.onliis Vcturn. Some men aiv Inirn .Iwush and some men remain hkh- aiy iie. daj s of their lives. OlY I IHH4IUll-Ol Ol WIIIS- .... a- 1 i- : . tlinS kuew what he was about w hen he advertised t hat bigmouths could, by i tboroogU course of stnd3-,lH iisade small, pouting and kissa'ble. Jiis. school is besieged by ambitious maidens. The third annual musical con vention of Va. and N. C. will be l.cia a Petersburg, May 2otli2;ith. j,e convention will take strong grounds in favor of having music, in its lower branches, taught iu public schools. . North Carolina will get about ,300,000 the first year from -the Government Education bill. After that it will be more for some years. The third year it will get ?i.lls. 179. All this, provided the bill passes the House. It has been settled Iby the Mayor of Charlotte that it is worth g2."j to curse one of the anointed. The "Observer" says this is the lino that was imposed upon a color ed constable Tuesday, for swearing at Bishop Lomax, colored. A Democratic journal in New Hampshire expresses the opinion . that for a newspaper to hoist a ticket subject to the vicissitudes of a nominating convention is like taking out a blank marriage license, that may ha re to be traded off for a burial permit. A man iu New York oflered a broker 100 to introduce, him to a woman, who had money, whom he could marry. The broker carried out his part of the contract and now the man, after marrying the woman,' refuses to pay the broker. A law snit is to determine the mat ter, ..... - . - VOLUME 14.- EeV. A. W. Man (Til Ml IT" T' 1 1 . . . . - - - ft"'" i im-.- iu the "BaletgU Christiau Advocate"- LL C?". A A I - - ou ir me jear is4 has-been marked with extraordi narc cirrus , J '5lp,ll Jl iivine (lisbleasure. Sliiinv,.i.- road and mine disasters, the over- clone have wrought great, sudden awful lc.f.., mt ' . "uiflum;Lioii. uero lsevi- dently, a sense oG&anger, a peculiar ....... y ... ult minus oj our people. A . I ' 1 fast ...fn ' . , , t-t . . A.a,tuc nil,-. 'nets in jijo(i is mov ing so as to compel the attention of ii .mi .him iBumess wortii and to re prove the unfaithfulness of a cold formal aud forgetful Church." ' Take Girls Off the Free List. Another serions defect has lcen discovered in our tariff; the Amer ican girl is not protected in the matrimonal market, from the quite passable but cheaply produce for eign a il l, aud a number of Amer ican industries languish with her. A lew days ago a resident of Westchester' county, finding him se.I'iii need of a wife, deliberately went down to Castle Garden to look for an acceptable mate. Ic did not happen to be a good daj fbr girls, but his success has sin ce been reported if v. as to be expected, for many maidens who are comely and good enter the . United States through Castle Garden, and aver sion to matrimony is not among their peculiarites. - Why did tho snitor turn his back on his owu couutiy, wheie girls of every desirable variety areas nniiier ous as iwliticans! We l not know, but the special advantages of the Castle Garden, plan are quite evident. A proposal to a young woman "caught on the fly," ar " riving one day. and intending on the next to take a train to her family or friends in the West, in volves no preliminary expwse in the. nature of boquets, bonbojis theatre tickets,' buggy rides, ice cretin and excursions, and the con sequent wedding doe;; not imply either cards or cake. Besides, to revive a very old saying, the man who marries a Jastle Garden girl does not Jiave .to hire a Castle Garden girl to take care of his wife. Withall the.se o lds against the American girl, it is strange that the tariff does not protect her. Why should foreign girls le ad mitted free of duty! Are they raw, material?; Not they! It may be" urged that the." tariff .i ? for the protection of infant industries, of which the American is not one; but it eertaiiinly sliould not be hard to eoiiviie. any calm and dispas sionate mind that she h the direct product of one, tlur continuance of which is imperatively demanded for posterity's sake. In her fully completed condition say at the age- .of twenty-five years she embodies many times more expen diture and effort than the cheap labor products of European cradles. The foreign gill should bo taken off the free list. Home industries drmand it. Where, is Mr. lian-dall?-N. Y. "Herald." A Woman Wno Laced To Death. "But i-. if not this constant ten dency to tight lacing," we asked, "an indirect but powerful argu ment against corset wearing al together" ". "2ot. at all,". said the forewoman, V"u would not have the shoe leather" discarded because numbers of foolish persons' are lame and do form their feet through excessively tight shoes, I suppose? Well,. no more should corsets be wholly in terdicted simply , because many foolish women lace themselves to death." "Have you ever known of such case?" --.I-':- '- ; "Yes. A handsome young wo man used to buy eighteen-inch cor sets of ns a few years ago. She was lady's maid to one of our wealthiest customers and was given to tight - lacing, though no one would have suspected it save for a slight discoloration of her nise. But all the saleswomen thought that eighteen was her nat ural measure, and we used to rank Iicr as the most stylish figure that came into the store. One morning she was found dead in her bed with her corset, laced to the very last notch, a victim to tight-lacing if there ever was one. The details were afterward given to our em ployer by the girl's mistress. The girl had long been in the habit of keeping herself laced so tightly as scarcely to lie able to breathe. Her fellow-servants declared that she would often tie one end of the laces to a staple in her bed room wall, while seizing the other end with both hands, and then, with this tremendous purchase, struggle aud tug until the stays were drawn np to the very last extremity But this wasn't the worst, of it, for she had actually been in the habit of sleeping with them on In this con dition. The post mortem showed that the ribs were drawn so closely together as to interlace, there being toward the last such insufficient space for action ot the heart and lungs as to have caused her untold agoiiies, which were, however, un complainingly iKirne until death had put an end to them." Ex Why he Went In. They wereistanding at the front gate. "Wou'f you come in the par lor and sit a little while, George, dear!'1 "N-no. 1 guess not," replied George, hesitatingly. "I wish you would," the girl went on; "It's awfully lonesome. Mother has gone out and father is up stairs groaning with rheumatism in the legs" "Both legs?" asked George. "Yes both legs", "Then I'll come in a little while."' A Bismarck, young man told an old maid she was "a matchless woman," and she smiled so sweets over the compliment that she stretched ber mouth to its utmost. ; capacity. After he had gone it : ocmred to her that there was an other meaning to the expression, aud the next time that young man calls there will be a sickening tragedy to record. "Bismarck Tribqne. Mc D. Lindsey is to start a re publican paper in1 Weldon. - ll - : 1 ' . 1 - n i 0- p r.ttfwkm T FARMING. A'BOl UK FAKMERS ARB WHAT DOING 0 TALK1M ABOUT ;EI) UP NOTES- Pit 11 i.icco Plant" says the curs are plating havoc The "To miserable with tin; si ship, this time the d ICUjl 1" ' '"liiunii- county, in .two oays L's killed for Bhsil Mark- i o . II ham 22; son Xr. Mii.iJ Joins v oiciii ,.) , xiui- 40. Here is -JliSa worth of sheei) dif" roved in one neighbor- hood bv af worth 12 v'n few curs tnac are not ts. The good people in that se"ci10" say the jogs must go. j A iMcture ol the Ave rage North olina Farmer. at His; com"1''."". .,,,orllian fur.. nishes him1 Wlt" !" PPes oi Western fiKMl "uring uf opnng iiml r r. On a settlement of - xl . . ..I .. I- acfwints inl ne liiu a ouiciitce ai- tor tjie sa! of his eutiro crop of cotto stf, stands to the debit of tins grat s ii.A. i lporter of his iellows, hant must carry him over ano.v i year to finq that at its close th,'J (balance has increased. 'The fiu'inef he must teed tliem all." Does he giv us butter! The aver age North Carolina f'arkier does not. Does ie give us bacpu or any ot her kind f meatf Tbo average North Cnrolna'. farmer does not. He buys Mostern meat himself. Does he givjs us corn? The aver age North Ci'ro'iiia farmer does not. What then bes he give us? The aA'erage Srt'tb Carolina farmer 'gives" a : chjttel mortgage. But when that riili'fgiig'' f:Hs due, what does he givcf" payment? The av erage North Carolina farmer gives in part piiyiifnt of a mortgage some cotton. 1 Howr does he arrange about the bafnee due: lhe aver- age North C:( folina farmer arranges fine bv giving a new lor a balance mortgage. 1 ! Nort h Can' tlio highroad and great in taken as a el ina is said to be on to future prosperity s. If her 'farmers, ss,. coutiiitii to grow ooicr every lear as tney are now doimr, wherii will, the prosperity iiu towns and cities make iiioney.by trading with a set of customer's' who are never free from mortga'fe and cannot support themselvesf flbe coming year will tell. Wilminfctou "Mail The Fly Yankee Boy. WITH SOME N 5TES ABOVT A BEIN DU3 COW, A IIGinVAYMAK, AND A THRIFTY ?Ai:MEB. DONE UP IK RHYME. So you want a story, children ? Well, be quieti and yon shall hear about a good did farmer man, who lives in New "SUampshire ; but the story isn't all .Ibout the farmer nor his land, for id implicates a Boston boy the fariier's hired hand. This Boston oy was very fly what some foils might call tough; he'd had his oltie molars cut, and was somewhat he was squat ip to snuff; but yet and honest, and was never ki wn to lie; ana Ins only serious I mug was Ins giei-tl for. pumpkin p . lie did his dnty y and quick ; he shirk his task by nobly was s never tried to! playing lame r sick; he never grumbled at th hash nor the coffee -which was ye out lie never quite, was sati ied with his share of pumpkin pie him like a son The farmer loved and . worked him very light (his J tsk liegan at o a. in. aim enoeu : :t night). His name was- Albert, bi t for short, the old man called hi A Bert, because it didn't take mud U time and rhymed quite-well with morA the old candle light ai Fork. One summer nan rose at earlv bellowed for his ill his power and Boston boy wit might. When f Virilize s:iil "i Kert showed up the o drive the bnndle cow to Concord to the butcher, pay you J?40 keep it hid, for I've sold her (Cyrus Dow. He'll ish; be sure yon llpr I liavo heard there's robliers round as 'bold as Capt. Kidd. 4 keep your wits about vou, lad. riu let your weath- er eye be on th and shiiSpers, . sly." watch for rogues r tliev aie awful So Albert atefhis morning meal of pork ami jluinpkin pie, and -:is!i.ji1 it ilnn-11 ivilli fnflii "ermiinr --with coffee niade of rye then he hoofed it dowp to Concord, with ! t he loan old briwdle cow, when he soon canght on tjhe man he sought the butcher, t 1 its Dow " The latter paid hn it lor the cow four iiit, which' Albert golden eagles bi ' then proceeded t V hide from mortal 1 sight, tor, on in.-i way to Concord, poii a phm to get . be bad studied ; the best of .slum iers and crooks or I strolling highwax "'mi. So he tuck- 1 ed the boodle cai. j of his vest, whici I eased his mind a i n the lining 1 1 c racket 1 s fears at linn 1 foresight rest; but alas I fo there's many a litth-'' ,lip 'twist honest people's fi pigei s and rogue's dishonest grip, J us 1 as Albert slipped thersugait m the lining of his vest a crook pat stopped pnt- side to take a che w of "J aexwood's llest." Through quick eye had the wimow his seen the yellow eagles shiue, anc self and whispere he hnggnl him- 'Oh tint. Hnsf wi soon be mm P ' I -ie adagoend for re's maii" a slip lut to turn to t eii it snows tn "tf-ixt rogue's dl shonest fingers atfl honest people s grip, lifee the biiko steerer's ittle gane they ..,-the list laid yed on C. F. ns of highway! len will jften go fay. Our hero'; bnsines ended, more, Ut start rd routj he oft tarried there 11 n the homew trod before, The irobber, nted on his 411 re, jogfd slow- behind, while visionsj f those u coins went lashinahroush tind. .. soon as Ber had ched a where the the robber iwn out of vertoofMm, as "LET ALL TIIE E3DS THOU AIM'ST AT, BE TOY COUNTRY'S, WILSON, NORTH CAROLINA, APRIL 18. 1884. any traveler might, and with glad anticipation, which was difficult to hide, he kindly asked out hero if he wouldn't like to ride. As Bert was rather weary with his long anil tedious walk he didn't waste a mo ment iu idle, useless talk, but he straddled on behind without any more ado, and along the country highway the horse aud rider flew. Thus they rode nntil they jcame to a lonely, dismal wood. "Now," said the bold highwayman, "I'm not feeling in the mood to monkey any longer, tso I tell you, plump and square, that you must now dis sect that vest 'or climb the golden star." Now, I think I hinted once before that Bert was very fly, so he tum bled to the racket in the twinkling of an eye ; but it "filled his honest bosom with sorrow, tinged with shame, to see how slick the chap had dropped upon his little game. But.he' didn't have a decent show to afglie or dispute, for the villain plainly hinted that he wasn't loth to shoot ; so he ripped the lining from his vest and snatched the money out, and among the grass and" mullei'. stalks he strewed it well about. Their the highwayman's greediness his caution overbid; but 1 guess he thought that Albert was a common country kid ; at any rate he instantly scrambled from his horse, not thinking tor a moment that 'twould be to his loss; but no sooner had he bumped himself to gather up the gold than he noticed that tor crooks at least tlie day was very -"cold; tor, as 1 mentioned heretofore, our lad was very fly, and he didn't stop a week or two to bia his nobs good by. The rob ber cussed and "threatened till hi.- ta'ce was black with rage, but it didn't do a bit of good,' for Albe held the gage; but onr hero gave him lots of time to settle in his mind what a chump he was to "or der up" and then "go it blind." To all his invitations for Bert to stop aud dine Bert thanked him very kindly, bat he "really hadn't time ;' and home to his old master a noble mare he rode, with plunder banging fore and aft to balance up the load. The farmer's wife sei;;; d up the lad as he came riding,hom and to inform tier husband,: site rushed into the room. The old man came limpiing out and bowling like a bear. "The devil 1 Has my brin dal cow been turned into u mare?" "Not much, old cove," the boy re plied, "I've sold your briudle cow, according to instructions, to the butcher, Cvrns Dow; but a, duffer collared all the dust, which I don thin ic was square; so to make you even with the guy, I rode away his nmre." The farmer laughed quite hearty at the story Albert told and said: "Now for a city lad you've been quit e s'harp and bold As for that bad highwayman you've served him very, slick, for you ve playd him lor a sucker by a thorough Yankee trick. "Then the saddle bags were opened, and the treasure was all told. .There" was just 1,000 in silver coin and gold lour revolvers, aud a demiohu Th - boy says: "Well, I swow! don't you think I got a good, lair price for that old brindle cow?'-' Now, the fanner owned a heart as big as Neighbor Brown's off ox. So after he had hid the swag iu a couple of socks, he turned and-.said to Albert while a lear stood in his eye: "My lad, 1 must admit that you have been extremely tly ; and, as 3-011 ve sold mj row so well, I think I can afford to give you- for your services a suitable reward. From this day heireeforth 3011 shall have (or I'll know the reason why) at -'every meal .your - belly full 'of good, fat pumpkin pie." MORAL. This stor3 how the man doth often mi children, shows you who lives by theft ss his clever grip in "gets left." It also other words, shows vou how a bov, bv being bold and fly, may get permit to gorge himself on Yankee pumpkin pie. A Marriage in Georgia. Recently a ruuawray couple ap plied to a popular Justice of the Peace to be married. The J. P. did not have any form of ceremony with him aud as time was precious he preceded to tie the knot off hand, thus: "You, Gns Keelin, do soleaily swear that to the best of your knowledge au' lelief you take this yer woman ter have and tor hold foryerself, yer heirs, exekycrters, administrators, and assigns, for vour an' their use and behoof for ever?" "I do," answered t he groom. "Vou, Anna Bowlin, take this yer man for yer. husoaud, to r.ev an' to hold forever;- and you do further swear that you are lawfully seized in' fee-simple, are free from all incumbrance, and hevgood right to sell, bargain and convey to the said grantee yersclf,'..yer heirs, ad- ,11........ ...... "1 do," said the bride, rather doubtfullv. "Well," Gu said the Squire, "that'll be cents." "Are we about a dollo'n' fifty m.-irried?" asked the other. "Not by a darned sight ye ain't," quoth the Justice, with emphasis; "but the fee comes in here." After some fumbling it was pro duced and handed to the. "Court," who examined it to make '.Mire that it was all right, aud then pock eted it, and coutiuueil: "Kuow all men by these presents, that I, being in good health and 01 sound and disposin' mind, in con sideration of a dollar'if fifty cents to me in hand paid, the receipt wnereoi is iiereoy :sckhuw icufj i-u, do and by these presents have de clared yon man ami wife during good behavior, and until other wise ordered by the court' And the couple wentoff rejoicing. There is every indication that Gilmer and Stedman will be ; the choic6 of the Democratic partly for Governor anl Lieut. Governor. They are in the prime of manhood foil of vigor and would make a campaign that would insure victo ry at the outset. Durham ,"Be corder.;' - 1 1 , i...i..i BILL ARFS TALK.Df,M :o:- TLIE RUNAWAY AND BROK EN BUGGY. WHAT HIS GOOD WIFE SAID. Mrs. Arp wa quietly reading tho 'Constitution" yesterdav while the children were out-doors. After awhile she paused and looking over her spectacles at me remark ed "I thought that mavbe von would have mentioned that little circumstance about the; buggy and the ringmaster m ono of your let lers, but I suppose it does not seem to you to be very interesting mat ter to write about. Probablyjf the horse had run awav with mo the public would have heard of it," and with, that she resumed her reading. Well, that's a fact I was thinking that the less said about some things the better and besides, as I told her, I didn't want to make a hero of myself -in such a small transaction. She quietly replied, "Oh, no, of course not, but I didn't think there was very much hero about it and thought you could mention it in a small Ayay without any particular peril jiist to fill up you know !" So I reckon I had better tell it. It was her buggy. One of her boys bought it aud gave it to her. It had a nice top and a pheaton shaped body that she could get in so easy and the harness were hers and the whip. Everything was new and nice and she had taken but two rides in it and so one day I hinted that I would like, to see how it meandered over the country and as it was aff agreeable I had my young horse hitched in and sailed around smartly. We had worked that horse iu the wagon aud. in -the plow and i:onsiderd him pretty well broke for he came from gentle, stock and we had raised him and petted him and so had no fears about his behavior. One of the girls had been riding with me and I let her get out at the front gate and I drove on up to the big farm gate at the top of tho-hill and got out and opened it and led the black rascal through and 1 thought be was serene and knew he was tired and so I just stepped back for a moment to shut the gate and away he went like he was shot out of a gun. He run down to the horse lot gate all right and I. thought would surely stop there, but finding the gateJshut be too. a little roundance and went sailing down towards the spting and jnmj ed over a big log and the buggj' jumped too for It was doing its level best to keep up and then he took t he grand rounds of the hill side grove and every time I tried to head and catch him he dodged me and kept on with the buggy, sometimes . on four wheels and sometimes on two. I had the whip in my hand and Mrs. Arp, my wife, says that when she came to the back door to see what was the racket 1 was standing there with the w hip a waving and looking for all lhe world like a ring master in a circus and she actually thought I was making the colt run round just tor my-own amusement. Well there's no use in making a long toiy" of it now, for what's done e m't be helped. That colt tore that buggy all to pieces and got away from it before he quit trying. He run it against three trees and over four logs and left the beautiful top in one place and the wheels in another and the shafts got beiit backwards under neath the miming gear and I can't tell to this daj' how they got there. I walked into the house and said nothing for ten minutes and I didn't want anybody to say any-, thing fo me. Mrs. Arn never said nothing either but set down to her sewing just as natural and sorter hummed a piece of a tune. After a pell she looked over at my si;lo of the house and remarked: 'It was a very pleasant evening for 3-ourlride!" "Uncommon," said I. "I expect it will be eood for 3-onr rheumatism for 3-ou to t ake a ride everv evening." said she. "They say that walkiug is bet ter for rheumatism than riding," said I. ' . "Well, you will have a good chaiice for that now" said she; and she laid down her work arid laugh ed at me and that s the way she broke me of the. routing melan choly. And that's always the wa3" When 1 am distressed and low down she is all serene and lively and cheers me up. Pact is she gave me such comfort about that buggy business that I am almost glad it happened. But still 1 am sorter sore about that riug master part of it and then again I over heard the children asking Ealph if he wasn't glad that it wasn't him. And Ralph said "goodness gracious 1 wouldn't have had it happened to me for a hundred dollars." Well, it is not so bad as it might have liecn for I might have been in it and had my wheels and my body and my springs all tore up. It will cost about twenty dollars to repair the damage and she says she will pick it up in the road or get it somehow and that I musn't le bo.hered. I was telling my nabor Baford about :t yesterday- as a great ca lamity . aud he laughed and said 'all we country folks are used to those things and a heap worse. Why, sa j s he, it was only yesterday morning that I and my brother Al'f concluded to go to town, creek no creek, for we knew it was up mighty high, so we took roundance for a shallowford up at Bradley's, and in we went all right till we got to the little deep swimming place, and the horse gave a lunge to jump that and jopped the single tree, and away he went out of the shafts and broke lose the hip straps and got to the bank ; but me and Alf was in the buggy trying to hold it down, and as I leaned over THY GOD'S, AKD TKUTUS was an-1 el over and snilt us both in the 1 water and it tnrned over on us and : Alf grabbed holt of one wheel and 1 of another and we tried to hold it, 1 nit we had got into a sort of a whirlpool that was over our heads aud the box body just turn ed round and round and over and under, and sometimes we were on top aud sometimes the buggy was on top, and we see-sawed that way and thingemajigged dowif the creek for a huudred and fifty "yards, and had finally to let go and swim for the bank. If you ever saw drowned rats we were them, and we were so iired aud so surprised we just set there on the bank and looked at one another and smiled, but the smiles were faint and sick ly. I tollowed on down the' -creek and found my overcoat hung on a haw Hush and had to swifu in and get it, but my best slwes were gone for good, and mv f-hawl and some other things that we re. upon the seat an I under ir. Well. now. you see the body -got broke aloose aud went off, and the wheels and running gear are down in Bishop's mill pond. But we got the ho: s, home and no lives lost or limte broken, and are thankful. "Alf and I Walked home bare headed, and we went a half mile out of tho way to keep a 11 3' I ied - from seeing us. Our clothes weighed mighty nigh a hundred pounds besides the over coat, and we left a wet track be hind us. Alt' smiled again on the wayf;and sajs he, "Oliver, -I tell you what's the fact, folks oughtent to be expecting too much--.good luck iu this sin-struck world, no how, but. there is always Something good mixed up with the bad." "Well, 1 should like to know what good there is aliout this," said I. "Why," said he, "we got such a good 'washing; I reckon we are about the cleanest folks in the settlement."- After while he smiled again, and looked at me and said, ''well, the cj-clone struck us and tore us up, and our fall oats are all killed, .and now tlie high w aters have overflowed us. I wonder wnat is to be the next dispensation of Providence. I reckon it's a good time to sing, 'How firm a foundation, yc saints of liiu Lor,l.' What a good thing it is to have on hand at all times a stock of res ignation. How" coinforJing ii. ad- veisity. An old Lattiu poet t-ies to describe a perfect man, and says among other things, that he must never 'get out of temper nor live above or below a certain line of cnlm serenity. Thai will do pret ty well for a man, I reckon, but 'it wonldent suit a woman at ail. I heard a smart old; man say once that a woman who dideiit have temper and show it now and then was no account, for while a man ought to be a philosopher and go according to reason, a woman wasent made that way. c-he is full of emotions, and is bound to show them. She is up an 1 down now calm and now exerte.l- accord ing to the. circumstances. Her love is stronger nd her - dislikes more intense. Siie has-more wonder and curiosit3', 'more -i tenderness and tears, more sympathy, and rever ence and hope. In fact, she is a j inner, better creation, ami was I made so because she was to be a mother and the nurse of -children. "Hor prentice hanil she trie on niau. And then she ma le the lasses." I was talking -to a nice young lady one day about woman's rights and she said that men and. women both bad too many rights now, and indulged themselves in some that dident belong to them.'" For instance, said she, a man has.no right to be a fool, and no woman has a right to be hnu-. "But how can she help it?" said I. "if a woman is born '-ugly," us we call it, it surely is not 'her' fault." "Of course not," said she. but if she is born that way slu musent stay that way. She can be good if she wants to be, and she can be kind and entertaining, and that will make any woman pretty 011 inti mate acquaintance. The homeliest woman I ever knew was the ,most fascinating and attractive. And just so the biggest dunce of a man can keep from being a fool if he tries to; at least he can be a silent one and then folks wonldent hud out he was a fool." Btli. Arp. Boy Or Man. The story that" a restdent of a Georgia town has purchased -from y a confectioner for 12 the right to eat unlimited candy for a. month would be more interesting than it is if the age of the purchaser had been specified. As the purchaser is spoken ir as '-he,'" we-may as sume that he is of the male sex, but whether lie is a man or a small bo3' we are not told. During the first week of his contract he has gained five and a half pounds in weight, and he has expressed con fidence that he can eat two and a half jioiinds of candy on the twen tieth day. From this we. may liz ard the conjecture that he. does not eat more than that amount daily, in which case he is certainby a man. The capacity of the average small, boy for candy is-said by the best authorities to be eleven and a i i .11 - ii nan pounus. iaii-grown gin is known to have a capacity of nine pounds of caramels, "which is equiv alent to a little mor.e. than ten pounds of miscellaneous caiid3-. while no man, so far as is known, has ever eaten at one time more than three pounds' of candy. '.Were the Georgia person a small bo- he would uoubtless have eaten at least fifty pounds of .candy -during the first week, and would, if -weighed at an- time during that period, have shown au, increase in weight oriof fullv" eight pounds. Moreover, no confectioner! '.would ever have agreed to furnish a small 003" un limited candy for four weeks for the ridiculous sum of $12, for the small boy who cannot eat 30 worth of candy per week is unwor thy of the name. The Georgia per son is thus undoubtedly a man aud a colonel, and we can feel no cer- Itainty as to Whether- he will bank rupt the confectioner or his own stomach. "New York Times." :o:- SENATOli FAIR. HIS WIFE TO MARKV AGAIN. HAPPY END TO A DIVORCE. Sax Francisco, March SO. A social event that' has often been predicted seems at last about to come to pass. Senator Fap; and his late wife, from whom he was divorced last spring, have effected a reconciliation, aud the long-separated couple will lie reunited in marriage soon. The j roperty in terests at stake have been so large and the intercessions of the chil dren have been so potential that the parents have found it impossi ble to resist the influences which seemed to draw them together. Mr. Fair was the practical man of the bonanza firm. lie, like Mac-key, was a miner. He was a mine foreman 'and, understanding his business thoroughly, he became invaluable, to his associates.- lie knew ever detail of the business, ceuld rell what was the matter with a machine, and was a good judge of ore, of rock, and of t he, hundred things which enter into the calcula tions of a miner. He was quiet and businesslike. - Mrs. Fair is a large, fine-looking woman of the Irish type, with dark hair aud ej'es. Iu the early days of the silver mining excitement w hen Fair was poor, she was his mainstay. She economized in a hundred ways and encouraged him to persist in his efforts many times when he was, disheartened and in clined to abandon his enterprises. She was a good w;ife, as all admit, and Mr. Fair himself never made a complaint against her except that her devotion to the Roman Catho lic, church was too great. Four children were lorn to them two boys a:d two girls, the eldest being James G. v air, Jr., now tweuty-one years old, and the youngest Virgin ia, aged nine. Mr. anil Mrs. l-atr lived contentedlv together until a year ago-'last winter, when Miev separated, and a dozen dinerent stories were puciu circulation .eon ceining the cause. After the sepa ration Mrs. Fair took up her resi deuce. In the elegant home belong ing to tue -lam 1 13 on iNon .11111, in this city. The Senator with his eldest son, look a foreign tour, and on their return secured quarters at a hotel here. In the meantime, the prospect which a divorce suit in a family of uclt enormous wealtu opened np had caused several attorneys- and others to take a hand in the matter. uid this influence was not calcu lated to allay the ill feeling. Mrs. Fair tiled a bill for divorce at Vir ginia City on the 7th of last May. t he allegations caused something of a sensation, and it was expected that a long trial would be the re sult. Lawyers.'detectives. and go- betweens imagined that they had lich picking within their grasp, and 5Ir. l air found himself annoyed be yond measure by--their solicita tions. - ' Feeling thatMr.-:. Fair had been I improperly influenced by some of i her counsellors, the Senator deter mined to make no -contest of the suit. Iu a c ird to the public be denied the allegations made iu his1 wife's bill, and a day later (on the t ;;th of May) he issued the follow- i ing: - '-'.--, ' ! " I "I ami the -man-,' and 1 am willing j to bear all the -odium which the , public, iu its ignorance of the real facts, in'ajv choose to cast on me; but my regret is for my wife, w hose name has been' improperly associa. ted and incorporated in dispatches' transmitted all over the couutry. Now, as always, mj desire has been to do that which, would contribute to the happiness of my wife and children.- If I have in any wa3' failed, God knows it has not been prompted by a desire to do so. Now, as ever, I .want that which will lest 'contribute to the happi ness of my famify. If' my wife thinks a separation will contribute to her further happiness, then her in in d and mine are alike. I have 'done nothing to merit the obloquy cast upon me. Those who liest know' me will tell you what 1113- de- sires are. vion lias uiesseu me wiut wealth, aud 1 have never used it for anj' mean or iniiiianh" purpose. My heart and hand have always been open to those in distress, and will continue to be to those who seek or require, my help. I repeat that in this matter with my wife, which has been made so public. I have nothing to sa3- tinther than that it pains ine.'to see her name aud mine associated with sticli dastardly and vindictive dispatches as have gone forth to the w orld. I am the man, she is the woman, and in these re lations I wilP .shield her name at every point in my power' It became painfully evident to the lawyers and detectives that Mr. Fair w as not going to defend the case. On the 13th of May the mat ter was called, in court at Virginia Cit-, and after au hour's hearing with closed doors the Judge an nounced that ., a decree would le given to Mrs. Fair, that the minor children would be given into her keeping, and that the Senator would pay to her in cah and Uni ted States bon'l-s'!?4,250,00O, besides giving her title to the residence on Nob Hill in this city. The settle ment was a profound surprise to most people here, for no one dream ed that Senator ' Fair was so wealthy as the sum paid his late jpWife would seem to indicate. It llad been generally unuerstoou that, he was not worth more than four or five millions, but it came out soon after the settlement -that he could command four times that amount - It is currently rejiorted that R. S. Mesick, attorney for Mrs. Fair, received a fee of 8500,000 for negotiating the settlement of the Senator's estate, . t After the divorce 3Irs. Fair, with her soa and two little daughters, took np her abode in her palatial .:-. - . . - --NUMBER 11 home in this' city. Here she had beautiful grounds and an extensive conservatory. She ha cone out but little, and seems to have plight taste for social life, devoting her self to the education of her daugh ters and to charitable work. She has great confidence in the increase in value of real estate, and has built near her own residence a large private hotel which she expects to rent on profitable terms. The Sen ator still ow ns the finest building lot on Nob Hill, around which he has recently constructed a massive stone wall. It overlooks Stand- ford's place, and has a much less obstructed view than the lolty es tate of the widow Hopkins across the street. The reunion of the Fairs will lie an unending source of gossip, but of a little more cheerful aspect than that which attends most of the movements of the bonanza kings and their wives. It Is understood that the manly stand taken by the Senator at the time the divorce suit was pending softened his wife's resentment and paved the way to a reconciliation. k Real Romance. Ualeigh letter in the Norfolk MVir gijiiau": A romance in real life has lieen enacted here rccenth',which at tracts attention. Some years ago a son of Cot; William J.Saunders went to the far South, and by and by disappeared. No tidings came of him for years, nntil last autnmn his parents learned that their long absent boy was dead. Mrs. Saun ders put on mourning, and sadness reigned in the household. But very recently some information was acci dentally gleaned that the yonng man was alive in New Mexico. Governor Jarvis' kindly aid was enlisted. The Governor of New Mexico was induced to institute in quiries, and a couple of weeks ago letters were received that the long lost and mourned boy had been found in one of the mines in New Mexico. The joy of the parents knew no bounds. Timber, Gubernatorial . wise. and Otner- 31 IKK MOBIAEITT. Col. Mike Moriarity was borti or supposed - to have been liorn is when he was quite young, near Blodgett's X Koads. He taught a writing school and played the accordeon from 1840 to 18.VJ. About that time he left the old homestead under doubtful circum stances, aud was beard of iio more uutil the year of the lamons dog fights at Possum Hollow, where he won golden honors serving in the capacit- "of umpire. His career since that, time is too well known to require comment. If nominated he would very likely be defeated; but he would enjo3' the canvass. "Lexington. Dispatch." What "Wife". Means. .. Says Buskin: "What do;-you think, the beautiful word "wife" means!'. It is the great word in which the English and Latin lan guages conquered the French and Greek. I ho)e , the French will some day get a word for it instead of t hat "Veraine." But what do you think it comes from! The great value ot t he Saxon words is that t hey mean something. Wife means "weaver." Yon must either, be house wives or house mothes, re member that. Iu the deep sense you must either weave men's for tunes and embroider them, or feed upon and bring them to deca3. Wherever a true wife comes, home U always around her. The stars m a3' be over her head; the glow worm in the night's cold grass may be the fire at her feet, but home is where she is, aud for a noble wo man it stretches far around her, better than houses ccilcdWith ce- jhr or painted with vermilion- shedding its quiet light for those who else are homeless. This, I belive, is the woman's true place aiul power." An Enoch irden Story. Au exchange -".says, "Nine years ago a man named Stephens mar ried a beautiful Chicago girl, and they began farm life near Miltbu, Ky. Iu a few years Stephens went East to, buy lond, " but was not heard from again. Last summer the wife married again. On Mon da3 Stephens returned. He did not intend to be known but the wife recognize! him, threw her arms al Kin t him and kissed him. The new husband stabbed the wife in the neck killing her instantly. Stephens drew a revolver and shot the murderer, who turued and cut him across the neck'. Both men are fatally injured."- Goldslioro "Bulletin": Dr. W. P. Exnm tells us that he sold from three-quarters of an acre 160 worth ot sweet potatoes, and that he has another hill that he put two hundred bushels in at housing time. If these have not rotted, and sell as well as those already sold, he will realize in the neighborhood of $250 from three-quarters of an acre. This beats cotton to death. Senator-elect Blackburn, of Ken tucky, in bis recent speech before the Young Democracy of Brooklyn. N. Y., said: "l am not an advo cate of free luxuries. I am a hum ble but an honest advocate for free necessaries of life. Great cheering.! I do not want free whiskey. Jjaugn ter. I do not want free tobacco. I do want, however, free iron, free sugar, aud free salrforthe people of this country." Applause. A California editor recently re ceived a cord of wood, in payment for a subscription, which was piled in front of the office at a late hour. The next - morning he found six sticks left. This fact led the editor to believe that tba morals of the town were improving, y A year ago there wouldn't have been a tick left. -. .. .'It . M "sonwrvuie journal," - ... - .IM . On Vw mm, inillul wiu D4 Dutda tcm - ""owimivm. POLITICAL WHAT THE POLITICIANS AKE TALKING ABOUT. THE POLITICAL VALU.U9S Ye "Bring lw Anoiiirr IUrr The prestige' conferred fir bar: ing been a "war horse" i tl. pat will be ot less arail and will i,iue more dimly than it did receutly "Bring iu another horse" wan H cir cus man's bo mot and may-vet"7" serve some young enlt sniflihig the battle from afar iu j.,,! Ktead lo run an old wiiid broken wur-liorne off the track. Lenoir "Tapie." The Tariff Measure. The New York "Herald" pr nounces it "in accordance with the original lines laid down hv Mr. Car lisle and Mr. Morrison," and adds: "As 171 outjif the IJl'Dcinocrahe members of the House were pres. cut there is 11 reason h hie priwixt-t that some measure like that l Mr. Morrison's will be pass d.' "Tho New York "Times," making the wish father the thought, con siders that by effecting a compro mise with the high tariff meu the reformers "have thrown away the only issue on which they , could jgo to thu country." The "World holds that "the ac tion of the Democratic CongreNKtuu. al caucus 1ms gratified it enemies. Speaker Carlisle recognizes the fact that while the Democratic par ty is pledged to revenue reform, to strict economy and honesty in pub lic expenditures and to thw relief of the people at the earliest pi-act Um- oie moment irom tne ininleu of un . necessary taxation, neither the de tails of tariff reconstruction nor the question of the expediency of nuk ing a futile attempt to change l be tariff at the present time can Iks fairly considered a party teat." , Sey moiir'a Views. : The "Mail and Express" ha a an interview with Governor Horatio Seymour on the political situation. He expressed the opinion that long er continuance of the protective . tariff may provoke retaliatory inea. 111 es 011 the part of England and other European nations. As to the president. ul candidates . he expressed the opinion (hut the nomination of Tildcti would be wise for the democracy. -" . The follow ing questions and an swers are given : "And joii do not Imlieve Mr. Til den too feeble to perforin the duties of president!" - ' "Well, they say he cai.'t talk now. That is a positive adrautage. No man was ever yet hurt 13- what tie didn't say, aud I say that with- . out the least hesitation. What we want 111 the presidential chair are men who think more and talk le. A man should have his tongue cut off when he enters the while hou- as president." "Then the difficulty of iqieecli U to commend Mr. Tilden us a rcsi- dential candidate!" "Not so solely. They say Mr. Tilden is so much iu ill healrh thaCy" he is practically useless ns 11 presi dential candidate. I tell you, ill health is another advantage If Mr. Tilden in ill health -sliouhl le president, bin infirmity would prove a protection against the throng of men who want something." An Interview About TH4en. The "World" this morning phb. lishes an iutervlew on Tildeu's physical condition held with a "prominent gentleman'' known to possess the most reliable know ledge on the subject, as he is and has been for many years Tilden V iin4 intimate friend and constant asm-; ciate in his public as well as private atlairs. At the gentleman's part e ular remiest, his name in omitled. The gentleman .'any:-' Tildeit r weighsbetweeu 125 aud 130 pounds. I have known him 40 years. From the time lie was 18 until lie was .1.1, , he never but once exceeded 12j. pounds. He weighs a much now us the average since he grew to manhood The story that he takes or has been taking narcotics lo in duce sleep is totally raise- He ha done so in no instance for yearn, ; and never waa in the habit Wooing so. He is a remarkably good t.'ee er; nor is he paralyzed 011 either side. He has a rheumatic affec tum of some of the finger on the left hand. He is sometime Mih ject to tremor of the hands, hut generally not sufficient to prevent his carrying a tumbler of water to his mouth, or to preveut his wi iting his signature, which he has occa sion to do freqnently every day. ! hannen to know, lie was called iiou in a trust to affix his sigiiatnie Mi times, which he did the same ilay. His sense of hearing in uncommon ly acute in both ear. He hears the slightest whuqier. II in eye are something wondeiful. H reads three to five hours every evening, bes'des what be does in the day time. He has a quits and erect walk and does not mind going np three or four flight of stairs. His voice is feeble by reason of debility of the vocal chords, which increas es when he is fatigued. The medi cal men say that the tremor of the hands does not touch any yital powers. They all report all of the vital powers of Tilden to lie healthy aud strong. Tilden goes daily out and about, attends to his affair, which are of no limited extent; 1 called on to advise in matter of importance with which he has long been connected; reada early and late; rises early ami rarely retires before 11 ; selects and buy and reads more books probabb-. than anv private gentleman in this citv; is now arranging his extensive li brary and furnishing his house, and is called on continually by ersons from all parts of the United States. "Is this a singing U0111 ' akeu she of the clerk. "Yes madernoia elle.r,taiow do yon make it ogTf Jnst as yon would any other young ladv " "How is tbatr "By a a t. 1 .tni "Ob? lUg mm- AS f -1 1 r i