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BILL ARB'S LETTER
KllK TA LKS OF THE JSfORTII"
KIIN COLLEGES
lite
rature vf the Country rsls
)Viih tlte Southern. Boys.
I y. as Eiimioatintj over those
collega boys, 369 Yale 0 llege
boys an a lark in Ne.w York
painting the town red, hooting,
howling, and yelling in the hotel-
and saloons and in the
streets tike a lot of escaped lu
u itica, Tiinin:over the policej
and ti e people, and making
everybody get out of their way
It innst have been an awfull
tim , according to the newspa
pers, and I bid a leter from- a
friend who lives there atid'he
.avs that not iug like it was
ever seen in pandemonium. As
a Dutchman . said to me, "It
was a wiot, a wow, a wnmpua.''
And it tvaa all b jcause they had
beaten tbe Princeton boys at a
game ot football. Ciood gra
ciju?, what a glorious victory,
"what a grand success," what a
magnificent and heric deed.
They actually beat th- other
fellows kicking a ball, and it
the. victory. TLa.t year there
was a shameful riot at Harvard
md a hotel burned up. What
is the matter with the North
'"era boys and the Northern col
leges. Ve don't ha e any such
carousemeiits. down South. I
kuow there are none such in
. Georgia. Uur college boy.
don't have any time to run off
- 500 miles to kick a ball. Our
Oxford boys don't care to o
forty miles to Atlanta, unless it
i i ;ti. " i-nbi(al iicrmiL Tn 1)9 r
their photographs taken as a
class some' aturcUy snoruing,
ai.d tl.cy have to go back on
the evening,.'-, train. I .would
like to peruke Dr. Bong's cuun
tenCb if the Athens boys
were to ask itrr a weeks -iece.s
- t.. ini n nniHiv li. r and kick a
ball. What kind of an educa
tiuu are thtse' Yale boys getting-
maybe they have just
j)iu d the gymnastic depart,
meut hnd.iiothit g el.-e. , After
they have gotten, their diplo
mas I wv.tfld like to ask them a
fevr qutstions in mathematics.
I would like tb ku w if forty
boys can - kick an eight-iisch
bull 200 arU ia forty ininu es,
ou a ba&id -of ten drinks lo lb
boy, how many drinks will it
take t enable fifty boys t
kick a seven.-i.noh ball 300 yard
in thirty minutes.. If bill
kicki: g is to be their business
the y ought to Kuow how to do
that tuin. Ileavt-n help us
whea'tht-s" boys are to ta&e
'our places. The .whole North
'""seems to be-: tainted with this
same liberty 6f edueati.m this
go as you pleasa tort of business-
1 1 the old man is likely
to .it. a.iid laavj 100,000 to the
college his boys must be under
no re.-traiut.-i Yale and IJar
vctid L ive gt" their millions
of ei.doineiil frGm their rich
alumu: and they want m-.re. I
saw it ttated the other day that
Harvard had averaged 300 000
a year in bequests for the last
ten years. Ma., be some of tbe
boys are doing well' au 1 mak
ing gcod use of their time, but.
1 vouldj't risk a boy of mine
there, j, vvouldent lisk a boy
or girl at auyi institution north
of Philadelphia. They are too
ire: and to j fast.
I bt-iibve iii my heart . that
the South.-, will have to save
this govjrumsijt from a' wreck;
and thr.1 duty will be upon Lcr
before the "ei.d of ' the ceutury
morality- an;I cohstiva -ticiu
of lhe6oithern people are
ri-lit now the 'safeguards of the
nation. Tlie bad : iuen, tie
profligate and the lawless will
soon outnumDer the good, hon
est. law-abiding people of the
North: i overhiJird. a good
1 fiu ly -; dressed New
Yv-rk v niiiii say to' 'Mr, Hughes
f. the cals, "I di n't like your
t wn oi .'At's'iUj a man Las ia
walk -2C0 yaids lo get a drink;
it is awfui tiresome. I live on
Third avenue in New York and
there nre over 300 first class sa,
loons on' that ; avenue. Wht n a
-gentleman wav.ts a drink there
is a valoon within fifty feet of
him any where on the lino."
Where have: you been, Jones?
said I to a fellow. Said he, I
have been down p the Techno
logic..)! Institute to have some
work. done -for my mill, and 1
tell you wbatiis a fact, I got it
done.betUer "and quicker and
chsaper than I could have done
anywhere else. Mine was a
peculiar and a , particular job,
and required skillful hands.
TV. nnn KnTr AlA - 4- a 1 1
it so well I had to praise them
and thank them. And besides
their skill they are so gentle
manly in thefr deportment, so
ready to answer questions and
take heed to suggestions that it
has been a pleasure to me to
visit the institution. I wish
And then I thought about the
girls' industrial school that we
are building at Milledville,
and how quickly it will be filled
when it is finished, and how,
before many years, those work
iug girls will be mating with
those working boys and what an
independent team it will make
ic fighting the battle of life;
what a contrast to the ball
kickers aud the dudes and
butterflies that infest our cities
.and do nothing but pay calls
and receive calls, and read
novels in bed; and get up to
breakfast at 10 o'clock, and
change ,theirapparel three cr
Tour times a day. I have but
little patience with these coK
lege girls who skim through
and reaJ a Composition that
somebody else wrote, aud carry
home a painting that the
teacher painted, and then begin
to circulate and visit 1 heir class
mates 'and when ;they)are not
on the go, their classmates are
on ; the joine, and here they go
and there they go, aud it all
costsmoney, and the old folks
get n" gooi, and no help, aud
110 Cuiaiori irom eiiuer me
comifig or going, and when it
is too late they realize that
sending the daughter to a
fashionable college was a sad
intake. It has not made them
bad cr strong minded, but they
are just no accouut; that's all.
I bay it deliberately, and from
long observation, that if a girl
ii sent away from . home Lo
college, and stays there two or
three years, nine out ot ten
will be no account when they
come home. -They may be good
scholars, and even smart in
chemistry and geometry and
astronomy, but her bu-iness in
life is not t nse the blowpipe,
ner measure the earth, nor the
stars. When he col.ege is at
home, and the girllfves at home
aud helps hor mother and does
"sfcme housework every day, .a
college is a good thing for. her,
but work mu't be mixed with
study, or the girl or the boy
will be no account. 'Of course,
the girl will come home accom
plished, and will know how to
stand up and &i't down anc
walk around gracefully, and
how to smile.and sing and. re
cline aud languish and all that,
but she is not going to cut and
fit and make a dress for little
Sallie nor help Ti)b with his
arithmetic, worse than all,
soute sentimental society edi
tor ;fa newspaper will uieu
ti m her as the charming aud
lovely Miss Euphoiiia, and that
will almost mke a fool of her.
Maybe she will vLit Atlanta or
Macon or Augusta aud the so
ciety editor will, note her ar
rival and use adjectives upon
her -e!egautr gracelul, fawn
Tiqe, gyph like., brilliant, txw
vuisite, beautiful aud divine,
llight then she-Jsgoue up, 1
wish these tociety editors could
get up a new set of words to
vsirv tlte mouotony of their
rushing flattery. They say
though' that it always secures a
j-ubscr.ber to the paper: that
two adjectives generally do the
work and that three are sure.
When a poo'r man .look
straight ct the results he need
uot envy the rich- for being
able to send their childien to
college..- If he can give his
own a good, fair education "at
home he is surer of their use
fulness and success in life, and
ought to content.
Therefore, we want good
schools at home within our
reach. Good schools in 'every
town and village and hamlet
and i the ttate can't provide
til the money the cojnties
ought to gupplemeutit with a
county tax. The country will
never be able, to cope with the
lowus until, herpeoplo have
more and better schools. Jiivery
year the country loses some
more of theirbest citizens.
Just us soon as a farmej is able
10 move to town he moves.
The. wite aud the daughters
' ring a pressure for iiociaty.aud
schools "and churches. Ten
years ago I lived in a good
naboriiood five miles from
town. One by one my nabors
lelt me. Mr. Dobbins said the
Breys, and aabor Freeman and
the Buf ords, and Mr. Cotton
and Keever, aud Montgomery
and Goodson and Flemmin?
and Johnson.- and . last of all,
Mr. Mumford. Our twelye
families are; all in torn now
aud we came mainly for school
and churches. White tenants
and negroos have have taken
our places and of course the
farms will be run down to
some extent. There will be
no social gatherings and no
farmers clubs, and no good
schools with trained teachers.
The way things aie going on
there will soon be nobody in
the couc try except poor folks
and negroes. It is that way"!
all over South Albama.
Now, what is the remedy for
this or does it need any ?
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MR. NYE CONSULTS A PHRENOLO
GIST AND IS EXPOSED.
Be Did It Once Before, sad Was In
duced to Become a Lawyer with. Dis
astrous Results to Himself and a Narrow
Escape for the Law.
Copyright, 1890, by Edgar W. Nye.
In order to note the advancement made
by the great science of phrenology in
the past thirty yeara I went yesterday to
visit the leading phrenologist of the
United States, and no doubt of the
world. Frankly I must confess that it
waa a case of going quietly to scoff and
remaining to pray, for I don't believe
tfiat Inspector Byrne3 ia "on to me"
with more fidelity or accuracy than the
venerable bump manipulator of Broad
way, who has been at it for forty-five
years and who turned me over yester
day. ,
There ia one thing about me which
arouses my admiration, and that "is that
when I am detected and overtaken and
discovered in the delictu business and
handcuffed to a large cook stove I know
enough to surrender. I am not hide
bound, but always open to conviction
and sentence.
Thirty years or so ago I took my moth
er to a phrenologist to have her head
looked over, feeling that aa a parent she
was not proving the success that I had
hoped for, and after I had counted out
six dozen egg3 for him, which I had
brought to pay him for the work, he
offered to examine my head and give me
a written schedule of ib for two-pounds
of butter which I still had left over.
He wanted to please my mother, and
so he spoke highly of my talents high
er than they deserved, I think. Ho was
a plain man, with a 6tern and rocky air,
like that of one who has been playing
the first act of -"The Prodigal Son" all
his life, and waiting for tho letter that
never came, asking him home to Bpend
the holidays.
He said I had a high "forward," whicn
reminded him of that of Daniel Web
ster, whom . ho once examined. I said
that we were often mistaken for one an
other. This phrenologist had A very hairy
and Castle Garden air, and when his
paper collar peeped out from his jungle
of common, plastering hair yon could
see that when lie liked a collar he stuck
to it
Phrenology where I lived in these
days had hardly risen to the position of
a 6cieneo. It was merely a "job." This
man, whom I will call Professor Biltong,
had to combine other things with his
phrenology, such a3 chiropody and the
sale of fruit trees. Phrenology at that
time wue found often combined with
astrology and phlebotomy.
In those days men had not learned to
add physiognomy and a general knowl
edge of human nature to the science of
phrenology, and thus read a man as we
would read a hotel register.
It was. for that reason, perhap3, that
Professor Biltong erred in reading me
with a far away look, and marking out
for me a future. occupation to which 1
was best adapted.
Possibly it may interest the reader,
especially the boy or young man who-
reads this, if I tell him briefly how Pro
fessor Biltong erred in my case and how
he caused me thereby much annoyance
and would have cost me a great deal of
money if I had had it at tho time. If any
one can be led to profit by my errors and
thus dodge them at my expense I am
only too glad to aid him.
..Professor Biltong said that I would
make a powerful and eloquent lawyer.
He said that alimentiveness, ideality and
secretiveness were just the right size to
make a good lawyer, and that with the
Websteriaa dashboard which I had, cou
pled with great inhabitiveness, could
not fail to jar the entire structure of the
bar, together with the crackers and
cheese standing on the end thereof.
Lie rambled around over the site where
my hair was waving a long farewell to
friends and kindred, and he said, as I
looked np boyiike into hi? massive and
somewhat self made - whiskers: "You
would make a good United States sena
tor if you had the means, but you would
make a better lawyer. It is better to be
a good lawyer than a poor senator. Be
sides, it will take a good many eggs at
the present price to get you to the sen
ate, and long before yon received your
credentials your poor overworked hens
would curl up in their inlaid ne3ts and
quit
"So let us not think of going to the
senate. Possibly we Can find some one
AT THE PHRENOLOGIST'S.
else to go. You had better be a lawyer.
Your caution and love cf approbation
would keep yon oat of the penitentiary,
and fat the same time win the approval
of your clients and the jury. Your voice
is magnetic, and your physique of that
peculiar flexible, mobile and reversible
order which would look well etuffed.
"Do not despair, but gem to win. Yon
would make a very good piano tuner, of
course, having a vaaltk of ear, though
lackinz in oualitT: fcsS vsa have- the
proper integument of skull, tho sinuosi
ties of cerebral convolutions, the phi
loprogenitiveness, the awe, tho self es
teem and the eocibativeness necessary
to make you a good lawyer, and oa who
will make himself felt and known from
the tough and rocky chores of your New
England birthplace to the dimpled feet
of tho snow capped Sierras." -
With that he ceased, and saying that
it waa hia hour for dinner ho took from
his pocket a copy of The Boston Whigr
inclosing a cheese sandwich and large,
warty cucumber pickle cut in i, and be
gan to stow it away among M3 beard.
I at once proceeded to prepare myself
for the law. First I had to brush up a
little in long division and spelling. This
I did by taking a preparatory course at
t A "Th
1' Jk-j i pa:iiiLj- f
fSSpttpiil-
r
the Tidd school. This was called the
Tidd school because it was endowed, by
him during the plum season, without his
knowledge, however, and we carried
water from his well to quench the never
dying thirst of the school. , .
Closing my term there with high
honors and a baritone voiced which I can
not accouut for to this day, I got a place
to study law and tidy np the cuspidors
for a country lawyer whose name and
memory are green and beautiful yet in
the warmest corner of my heart
While I did not make a lawyer of my
self , it wa3 not his fault. It was my
own. And Biltong should have told ma
so on the Btart. That's what I paid him
for. But in those days every boy who
weiti big hat and got tired easily with
manual toil was set aside for the minis
try or the law. That's why so many
sleeping cars are attached to the gospel
trains today, and so many lawyers hang
by the gills to politics and eatrump
steak with thankful hearts.
BEFORE THE COMMITTEE.
Listening to the siren song of Pro
fessor Biltong I read Blackstone all one
summer, and his thrilling remarks about
the right of piscary and the fee simple
and fee tail and seisin which marred the
history of the common law of England.
I tried, oh, so hard, to cuddle ud to Jus
tinian and to get intimate with Coke,
and to enjoy commons of Estorers and
commons of Turbary.
Meantime I swept out the office, ran
of errands, got my board bill and trou
sers receipted and looked forward to the
time when I should shake the resolution
of the most stubborn and strong hearted
juror that ever drew his little old $3 a
day.
Pays grew into weeks, weeks expanded
into years' I was still reading one day
what I easily forgot the next, thus stor
ing my youthful mind with large quan
tities of echoing space which haveince
been very usefol to me for other pur
poses. ' -
Now came the time, after two years of
this sort of work, when people thought
I ought to be "admitted." They talked
as if it would be purely a matter of form;
that I ought not to wait, for every mo
ment I staid outside of the profession
was a loss to tho American people.
The committee did not seem to think
so., I went away by stage to a desolate
and threadbare county seat somewhere,
and laid out my Utile stock of nnripe
knowledge before that committee, and
they sampled it one after another and
gently took me one side, and instead of
telling me, as they might, most truthful
ly, to go home and never fool with the
law any more, they hated to hurt my
feelings, and so they told me to study
some more on this point and brush up
on that, and so on.
So I "returnedsold a pet heifer, and
buying a set of Kent's Commentaries
and a nice warm pair of kip boots read
another six months and did general jan
itor work around the office, also draw
ing deeds, mortgages and portraits of
the senior member of the firm.
At the end of that time I began to
think I ought to get examined again.
Every spring and fall term I would go
through this ordeal, and then get bound
over for examination the following term.
Finally it got to be a part of the calen
dar. When the court was waiting for a
witness or a juror it would put in the
time by examining me.
This ran on so for some time till I got
tired of it and fled. In a new field,
where the oScials were being appointed
by the president, and some of them
knew less even than I did, 1 felt at home
right away, and finally one glad day in
summer, with a joyful heart, though
with many scars on the places where
previous committees had knocked the
bark off my soul, I signed the book and
became a lawyer.
One of the old committee has kindly
told me since that it made his heart
bleed to refuse me, and that if he'd
known how little damage I would do as
a lawyer and how quiet I'd have been
about it, blamed if he wouldn't have sus
pended the rules in my case and moved
tny admission.
Now I do not blame phrenology for
this, but Professor Biltong, who should
have seen that while I had some
ef the prerequisites for a lawyer I lacked
one great essential, and that was the
ability to repeat a law, a ruling or a defi
nition in the exact language of anybody
else. .
That ignorance on his part cost me
many a reluctant, evasive and finally
tear dimmed dollar, and came verv near
landing me in the lap of an overworked
and overburdened public, one of the
most pitiful objects known to the ento
mologist, viz., a pettifogger. "
If this letter were not already too per
sonal I would add the stenographic and
geological report made on my head yes
terday. It is so accurate that it reminds
me almost of the old days of necro
mancy, whatever that is.
Bill Nyb.
. It is to be regretted exceedingly, if, at
has been cabled to America, Italy will
not be represented at the World's fair at
Chicago. The committee of Italian cit
izens at Rome who had the matter in
hand reported that they found very few
manufacturers willing to send goods to
Chicago. The trade inducements were
not sufhcicnt under our existing tariff
law. - . - '
Railway engine building has been
brought to sonice a point in Great
Britain that there are on the London
and Northwestern railroad 2,000 engines
that will take the same boiler. A change
of eighteen bolts will transfer a boiler
from one engine to another. What wiU
astonish Americans still more is the as
sertion of the chief engineer of this road
that he believes he could run an engine
around the world without losing a pin
or getting a hot box. That engineer
ought to come to America and try bis
hand on some of the trains that convey
excursion parties from the west to Niag-
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"Yes, for Christian names or. rather
in this case 'given' names, for some of
them are decidedly unchristian have
been of interest to me. I found just this
aide of Bear Wallow a young fellow
named Longdistilled Petersen, and a lit
tle further on I fell in with a gentleman
named AHwool Jones. Mr. All wool
Jones was a eircuit rider, he informed
me, and he asked md to stop at a email
log church and hear him preach. 1 did
so, and must say that All wool's sermon
was more than a yard wide. One after
noon I stopped at a house and addressed
a young fellow who sat on the fencec
" 'Who lives here? . -
". "Wedo. ". . '" "'" ' ;
Ya, but who are we? '
'Pap, ranr an the rest nv us.
"Just then a man came out, and as
he approached said: 'Six, git down off en
that fiance an' he'p Four chop some wood.
Stranger,' addressing me. 'won't you git
down? As I was much in need of rest I
dismounted. The man yelled, 'Come
here, Seven, an' take the stranger's hosa.'
"I was conducted into the house, and
in that cordial manner, the peculiar
social property of southern backwoods
men, was urged to make myself at home.
My host's name was Beasley and he was
'kin to old Ham Bledsoe that lived in
middle Tennessy near . Drake's creek
summers.'- Mrs. Beasley moved a lot of
clothes she had hung in front of the fire,
kicked a cat, spanked with a shovel an
enormous brindle dog and told me to
feel easy, for she would get a snack to
eat after awhile. I had never seen so
many children belonging to-One family.
Look whioh way I might, I caught sight
of dirty faces and tow heads. ' . ;
" 'You have quite a family,' I said to
Mr. Beasley. -
" 'Ruther, but we live ia er big neigh
borhood whar we've all got room.' . .
. : " I should think that you would have
found some trouble in selecting names
for all of your, children.'
";I didn't, though. I know. that a
great many folks have had trouble in
that way, an' I was determined to steer
cl'ar uv it, so I 'dopted a rule, an' when
the fust chile waa born we called him
One. The next was named Two, the
next Three, an' so on. W'y, it worked
like a charm, an' we dtf n't have a bit
uv trouble. I would -tsi. I-K- ever'body
to 'dopt the rule. One ii married to a
sorter slouch uv woman, an? lives
down yan on the branch. Two is a hpss
trader. All the rest air at home. Three
thar,' turning to a blushing girl, 'is old
annll to git married- Eight, don't stan'
so clost to the fire, you'll scorch yer
britches. Mur, make Nine an' Eleven
behave tharselves. Twelve, go ou now
an' rock the cradle, fur don't you hear
Sixteen cryki? ' . . . - . :
"Yes, it was a very large family, and
I don't know how Mr. Beasley could
have managed had he not adopted the
numerical system.' Arkansaw Trav
eler. ..
The Letter of the Law Obeyed.
Rain - in - the - back-of-hia-neck In jun
too honest to steal cattle, but .
NOTHING IS SAID ABOUT JEWELRY.
.- Judge.
lite Pleasantries pf Trade.
Wagg I see you are advertising a fine
line of walking gloves. I should like to
see them.
Haberdasher Yes, sir; here they are,
as fine a line of walking gloves as ever
came into the market -
Wagg Yes. the gloves look all right:
but what I want is to see them walk.
Haberdasher See here, young fellow,
if you want to see those gloves walk
you can do it for a dollar and fifty cents
a pair, and if you haven't got the price
the best thing you can see walk around
here is vourself . Boston Courier. '
fSeyond Temptation.
Mr. Strawber Is my overcoat perfect
It safe in the hall?
Miss Telling (glancing at it) I don't
think there is any doubt about w
G&sthier and Furnisher.
; Is Your House on Fire. .
Yon put water on -the -burning
timbers Dot on themoke. And if
yon have catarrh you should , at
tack the diesse in the bloods aof
in your nose. Remove the impure
canee, and the local effect subsides
To do thi. take Howl's S neaparil
la, the great blood pnrifiei, thicb
tadieally and permanefjy cures cas
tarr h. ft also strengthens the nerve
Be sure to get only Hood's .Saraa
pariPa. . , ' m
Mrs. Hinalow's Soothing Syrup
should always be used for children
teething. It soothes the child,
softens the grams, allays all pa in,
cures wind colic, and ia tbe beet
remedy for diarrhoea. Twentj-nve
cents a bottle.
No o3e can complain at the price
of Old Sanl's Catarrh Cure; ifi is
within the reach bf all. . Sold ev
erywhere at 25 cents.
Parents cannot always carry tie
baby ou a trip, for the recovery of
its health. But they can keep Dr.
Boll's Baby Syrup in the house,
and it will eompeisate for the trip
by its prompt relief. "
- Front Centennial Headquarters
"I fiud Dr. Jfull's Cough Syrnp ex
cellent,' having a redy sale aud
rendering more satisfaction than
any cough syrnp I have e ver sold. '
A. B. Maloney, M. D.
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