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VOLUME 21
WILSON, WILSON COUNTY, NORTH CAROLINA, APRIL 2, 1891.
NUMBER 11
BILL ARP'S LETTER
A Recommenuitna.
A GOOD MODEL.
A Novel Collection.
A WAR SCENE
A Dull Scaaon.
THE CAPITAL.
HE INDITES A FEW WORDS TO
- SPRING,
AN OLD LOVE LETTER THAT
WILL BEAR REPRODUCTION.
WHAT THE 'PRESIDENT AND
POLITICIANS ARE DOING.
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LOVE AMD FLOWERS.
SEE OUR NEW STOCK OF
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HATS! !
HATS!!!
SEE OUR NEW STOCK OF '
HITE GOOD
..... AND......
LACES
TRULY
CATCHES
THE
NASH STREET
NOTICE!
Having- qnalifled as executor of tho estate
of Solomon Lamm, deceased, before the Pro
bate Judire of Wilson county, notice is here
by (riven to all persons indebted to the estate
of said deceased to make immediate payment
and to all persons havinsr claims aganst the
deceasrd to present them for payment on or
before th- l'.uh day of February 1892, or this
notice will be plead in bar ol their recovery,
I. H, LAMM, Executor.
F, A, & S. A. WOODAKD, Atty's. - .
2-l'.M5r, "
NOTICE
j. Havinsr qualified as alministratrix: of Os
wald Lipscomb, deceased, late of Wiison coua
ty, N. C, tr is is to notify all persons hpvinsr
claims against the estate of said deceased U
exhibit them to the undersiirned on or before
th" da v of February, 18SCJ, or this notice
wH1 oe y ead in bar of their recovery. All
persons indebted to paid estate "will please
maV9 imiiiij ,:ate payment:
Mrs. rf. !J. LI PSCOM-H; Administratrix,
JN'O, F. UKUTON, Att'y.
3-j-rtt,
NOTICE!
Havii'jr qualified as Administratrix of the
estate of W.T, Williamson, deceased,' before
the Probate Judg-uof Wilson county, notice ia
hereby given to all person j indebted to the
estate of suM deceased to. make immediate
payment anil to all persons hayinjr- claims
ujraitist the deceased to present them for pay
ment on or before the 5th day of March 1892 or
this notice wi.l be plead in bar of their recov
ery, PKNELOPE WILLIAMSON Admx.
Y. A A, WOODAED, Atty's. .
NOTICE!
Havinsr qualifier! as administrator of the es
tate of Edleth Dew, deceased, notice is hereby
Riven to all persons indebted to said estate to
make immediate payment and to all persons
having, claims against said estate to present
them for payment on or before the 25th day
of March 1892. or this notice will be plead in
bar ot their recovery.
a SO. W. FARMER, Admr,
J. D. DAItDIN, Atty. -
3-2(i-tit
NOTICE !
T5y virtm;of an execution to me directed,
-from the Superior Court of Wilson county, in
the case wherein John 'T. Barnes la plaintiff
and James Knight is defendant, to enforce a
Mechanic s Lien, I will on Monday the 6th day
of A aril 1891, at 12 o'clock ro at the Court
House door in the town of Wilson, N. C, offer
for sale to the highest bidder for Ofaoh. all tu
right, title and interest, which the said James
Knight, the defendant had in the loHowtng
dserited real estate to-wl- one house and
lot on Spring- streeVin the town of Wilson,
N. .'., and bounded as follows: on the North
by James Wiirgins lot, -on the West by Sam
Williams, on the South by Jan.es Wiggins lot
and on the East by Sp.ing 8tret; containing
one-fourth acre more or less, to satisfy said
execution.
J. W.CROWELL, Sheriff.
March 2, 1891,
NEW REGISTRATION.
A new registration of the voters embraced
in the territory of the Wilson Graded School
District haviug leen ordered by the Board of
County Aitnmissioners of Wilson County,
and the undersigned having been appointed
Registrar, this is to notify the voters of said
District that the Hoaristrntion Books will be
:open at the ollice of the Clerk of the Superior
; Court of Wilson County, 'on Monday, March
U. 1891. and will close on Saturday, April25t.
-at 12 o clock, m, -
A. J. SIMMS, Registrar,
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CASH
LIFE LOOKING AT
THE FIREMEN IMMERSED
THOUGHTS OF LOVE.
IN
Hail gentle spring! saith the
poet- She didn't hail, 'but she
snowed and sleeted a little.
Anotner poet says: WiDter
lingers in the .lap of spring.
The old rascal keeps on linger
in there he likes the place.
I wish the gentle maiden would
shove him off and tell him to
go. , She seems to like his ca-rej-se-
1 haveut p.een an alder
lag nor red maple eardiop
this year. It is time for the
dogwood to bloom and wild vi
olet:; to peep out from their
wintiy beds and the minnows to
play in the branches and the
lain to shake their new born
tails. Every few days the rob
ius come and the bluebirds sit
longingly on the broken corn
eUlks, but they don't stay long.
The plum tree blooms look
sickly and the peach bud don't
ki.ow whether to venture out or
not. Spring1 poets are languish
ing and, languishing, do' live
and all nature seems waiting
and wishing for the - grass to
spring and the flowers to bloom
and the birds to sing and the
voice of the turtle dove to be
heard in the land. There is
but one real, genuine sign of
spriug;
King Cotton has unfurled his banner.
And scents the air with sweet guanner.
It is now five long weeks
since . the good St. Valentine
told the birds to mate and the
girls and tho boys to go woo-
i f i . .St. Patrick has been out
and shook his shelalah at the
snakes, but still Gentle Spring
keeps on flirting and fooling
with Old Man Winter and
waken him believe she is in
love wih him. But she isent.
May and December never
mate; nor March and Novem
ber. It is against the order of
nature. We old people can
look and linger and admire,
but that is all. We have sailed
down the river and encountered
its perils, its reefs and rocks
and shoals and quicksands, but,
strange to say, we give no
warning. Maybe it is because
we know that warning will do
no good; maybe because mis
ery loves company; maybe be
cause it is the order of nature.
the fiat of the Almighty. Ver
ily, the young people would
mate and marry and launch
their boat and sail down that
river if they knew there was a
Scyll i and Charybdis at every
head and leviathans and mael
stroms and cataracts all the
way down. Poor, trusting, suf
fering woman. What perils,
what triaLv what afflictions
does the maternal instinct
bring upon you. Close by us,
while I write, is a beautiful
young mother lingering in the
graep of death dying that her
first born child may Tve.
There is nothing more touch
ing, more pitiful, more heroic
in nature. There is notbing
that a man is called uron to
endure that compares with the
death of a mother in child
birth.
lut there is a brighter, side
a iLore charming, comforting
picture of life married life,
domestic life when the good
mother is a matron, and looks
with pride upon her children
and grandchildren as they come
aud go lovingly before her.
What calm serenity hovers ov
er her matrouly face. What
sweet content, what gnteful
rest rest from her labors, her
pains, her care and anxiety.
Well may she exclaim with
Paul: I have fought a good
fight; I have kept the faith; I
have fioished my course.
Henceforth there is laid up for
me a crown of righteousness.
Yesterday I was looking at
the firemen as they; were array
ed in their handsome uniforms,
and as I viewed their bright,
expectant faces I saw history
repeating itself, for we, too,
used to run the machine, and
felt like the world was turning
upon our pivot. It is all right.
Let the youDg men begin early
to take part in bearing the bur
dens of life. Let them wait
upoa us and protect us and our
property. It gives them confi
dence and self-respect. These
young men are to take our
places before long. 'They will
nurse us and bury us, and at
tend our funerals, and after
that, will pursue the same jour
ney of life and linger and die
as we did. They are now look
ing on the bright sid9 and are
happy They are in love, or
have been, or will be. To ev
ery lad and lassie there is a
period of life not always thrill
ing or tragic, but always emo
tional and absorbing. I mean
the period of loye young love
THE BRIGHT SIDE OF
"Well, Rastus, I hear you have left
Mr. Smithers."
"Yas-sir."
"Did he give you a good recommenda
tion?" "Yas-sir; he dun write it, an' said I
wuz de mos' mendacious an' fallible nig
gah he knowed." Harper's Weeklv.
or love's young dream, which
sometimes runs smooth and
sometimes dont. What a priv
ilege it would be to look be
hind the curtain and see just
what love has felt and suffered
and enjoyed. Such a kaleido
scope would have a world of
eager lookers, for the old are
fascinated with stories of love
and courtship as well as the
young. In looking over the
daily or weekly paper may
skip the news with displayed
headings; but any little para
graph that has love in it ar
rests the eye and demands ats
tention. Children go to school
to study books, but by the time
they are in their teens they
begin to mix a little timid,
cautious love with their stud
ies. A sweetheart is a blessed
thing for a boy. It straightens
him up and washes his face
and brushes his hair and stimu
lates his ambition to be some
body. How J did luxuriate
and palpitate and concentrate
and concentrate and gravitate
towards the first little school
girl I ever loved. She was pret
ty as a pink and sweet as a
daisy, and one day at recess
when nobody was looking, I
caught her on the stairs and
kissed'her.: She was dreadful
ly frightened, but not mad.
She ran away with blushes on
her cheek, and more than once
that evening I saw her glance
at me from behind her book,
and I knew she was wondering
if I would ever dare to do so
again. Oh, that kiss on the
stairs! And now, if a thous
and of your readers peruse
these random memories, 800 of
them can finish up the chapter
from their own unwritten
books. Who has not loved?
Who has not stolen a kiss?
Who has not caught its palpi
tating thrill, and felt like Ja
cob when he kissed Rachel
and lifted up his voice and
wept? Oh, Rachel beautiful
and well favored! No wondtr
that Jacob watered thy flock
and then kissed thee, for there
was no one to molest or make
him afraid. For fourteen long
years he served thy father,
waiting and wishing for thee.
That memorable kiss is now
4,000 years old, and has passed
into history as classical prose
but r doubtless vou have had
them, dear reader, just as sweet
and inspiring, and never wept
nor told it. -
I reckon it must be the sweet
south wind the harbinger -of
spring that inspires these ten
der thoughts and pleasant
memories. They are not set to
verse or to rhyme, but they are
spring poetry, nevertheless,
and will need your kind con
sideration. What can the aged
do but revel in the memories
of their youth? Bill Arp.
STAND YOUR GROUND,
When you make op your mind to
take Hood's Sarsaparilla, do not be
induced to bny some other prepara.
tion instead. Clerks may claim that
"oars is as good as Hood V and all
that, bat the pecalar merit of Hood's
Sarsaparilla cannot be equalled.
Ttieiefore have nothing to do with
substitutes and insist upon having
Hood's S rsaparilla, the best biood
purifier and building op medicine.
Work for eternity mast rest on a
solid foundation. -
POISONS IN CO SMETICS.
It seems to bj tht fashion for
joangladieswithpiniple8andblotch
es oa their faces to make experi
ments with various cosmetics. Ma
dame Plffypaffy advertises her for
eignr-named compound, composed
of a combination of poisonous min
eral substances that deaden and
bnrdea the delicate substances of
the skin. There are no complexions
like thoss that aatara give. The
tonic, strengthening and heaithgiv
lug effects of Swift's Specific (S. 8.
8.) permit nitnre to work her will
in this respect, as thousands of la
dies, both young and old, have dis
covered. The cheapest and most
beaatifoT complexions depend on
health and vigor. It ia the office of
Swifts Specific (3. S. S.) to give
vigor and tone and health to the
system, and in this way to give
lustre to the eye and roses to the
cheeks.
HOW ONE YOUTHFUL SWAIN EPISTOL
IZED HIS FAIR ONE.
AsHEviLLE, N. C, Jan. 2 1st, '83.
My Deaeest: Every time I
think of you my heart flops up
and down like a churn dasher.
Sensations of unutterable joy
caper over it like Spanish
needles through a pair of old
time trousers. As a '. gosling
swimeth with delight in a mud
puddle, so swim I' in sea nt
glory. Visions of ecstatic
rapture thicker than the hair
of a blacking brush and bright
er than the hues of the hum
ming bird's pinion?, vi9it me
in slumber, aud borne on their
invisible wings, your, image
stands before me, and I teach
out to grap it like an old
hound pup snapping at a blue
bottle fly. When I first beheld
your angelic perfection, I was
bewildered, and my brain
whirled around like a bumble
bee in a glass tumbler. My
eyes stood open line cellar
doors in country towns, I lifted
my ears to catch the silvery
accents of your voice. My ton
gue refused to wag and in si
lent admiration I drank in the
sweet infections of love as a
thirsty man swalloweth a tum
bler of hot whiskey punch.
Since the light of your face fell
upon my life, I sometimes feel
that I could lift myself by my
boot straps to the top of a
church steeple. Day and night
you are in my thoughts. Au
rora, blushing like a bride, rises
fiom her saffron couch; when
the jay bird pipes his tuneful
lay in -the apple tree by the
spring house; when the chanti
cleer's shrill cry heralds the
coming morn; when the awak
ened pig riseth from bis bed
and gruntecb and goeth for his
morning refreshment; wheu
the drowsy beetle wheels his
drony flight at sultry noontide,
and when the lowing cows
come home at milking time, I
think of thee, and like a piece
of gumelastic, my heart seems
to stretch clean across my bos,
om. Your hair is like the
mane of a sorrel horse, pow
dered with gold and the brass
pins screwed through your
waterfall, fill me with un
bounded awe. Your forehead
is smoother than the elbows of
an old coat and whiter than
seventeen hundred linen.
Your eyes are glorious to be
hold. In their liquid depths I
see legions of little cupids bat
tling and fighting like cohorts
of ants in old army crackers
When their nre nit me lull on
my manly breast, it permeated
my entire anatomy like as a
load of bird snot would go
through a rott9n apple. , Your
nose is from a chunk of parian
marble and your mouth puck
ered with sweetness. Nectar
lingers on your flnger9 like
honev on a bear's paw, and my
riads of kisses are ready to fly
out like yountr blue birds from
the parent nest. Yonr laugh
rings on my ear like the wind
harp's strain or the bleat of a
stray lamb on the bleak hill
side. The dimples on your
cheeks are like bowers in bsd
of roses, or like hollows in
cakes of home made sugar-. I
am dying to fly to your pres
ence and pour out the burning
eloquence of my soul as thrif
ty housewives pour out the
hot coffee. Away from you I
am melancholy as a sick cat.
Uncouth fears, like a thousand
minnows nibble at my spirit,
and my soul ia piei ced through
with doubts as an old cheese is
bored with skippers. My love
for you is stronger than the
smell of old butter, switzer
cheese or a kick from a mule.
It is purer than the breath bf
a youug cow and more unsel
fish than a kittens first cater
waul. As the song bird hun
gers for the light of day, the
cautious mouse for the fresh
bacon in the tray; as a lean
pup hankers after new milk,
sol long for thee. You are
fairer than a speckled pullet,
sweeter than a yankee dough
nut fried in sorghum molasses,
brighter than the top-not plum
age on the head of a muscovy
duck. You are candy kisses,
pound cake and sweetened tod
dy, altogether.
If these remarks will enable
you to see the inside ol my
soul and me to win your affec
tions, 1 will always be as haD-
py as a woodpecker' in cherry
time, or a stage horse in a green
pasture. If you cannot recip
rocate the thrilling passion, I
will die away like a poisoned
bed bug, and iu comiDg years,
when the shadows grow long
from the hills, and the philoso
phic irog sings his evening
hymn, you happy in another's
love, can come and drop a tear
' ''
Kingsley Great Scott! old man, what
under the sun are those bits of rags in
that frame?
v Bettison That, my boy, is Towser's
private collection of trouserings, sampled
from the various insurance, lightning
rod, tree and book agents who have
called. Puck.
and toss a clod on the lapt rest
inf place of your affectionate
Johnnie.
A WONDER WORKER,
Mr. Frank Huffman, a young man
of Burlington, Ohio, states that he
had been under the care of two pro
minent pliyKieians, and used their
treatment until be was not able to
get around. They pronounced his
case to be Consumption and incur
able. He was persuaded ro try Dr.
King's New Discovery for Consump
tion, Coughs and Colds and at that
time was not able to walk across
the street without resting. He found
before he had used half of a dollar
bottle, tbat he'was much better; he
continued to use it and is today
enjoying good health. If you have
any Tbroat, Lang or Chest Trouble
try it We guarantee satisfaction.
Trial bottle free at A. W. Rowland's
Drugstore-
How Sralned Cotton Can to
' White.
Made
The Augusta co-respondent of
the Atlanta Constitution tells
how Mr. J. J. Williams, a suc
cessful farmer who lives near
Ellenton, S. C, manages to re
move all stains from his cot
ton: "He takes his seed cotton
and packs it In layers. Over
each layer lie sprinkles water
with a pine top, and after he
has done this he leaves it for
three days: The stained and
blue cotton wheu taken out is
clean and white, with the staple
just as good as ever. The cot
ton, when packed in the man
ner above described, generates
heat. This heat removes the
stain, an 1 the farmer is saved
the difference in price between
the stained and the white cot
ton, besides gaining one pound
in eight in ginning. The heat
generated in the packing kills
the germ in the cotton seed,
but when the ginning is done
the seeds easily let go all the
cotton. Though the seed? are
dead, the oil in them is not in
jured, and they are still salea
ble to the oil mills. Mr. Wil
liams thi? year sold his entire
crop as first-class cotton.''
-ELECTRIC BITTERS.
This remedy is becoming so well
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electiic Bitters eiug the same song
of praise. A purer medicine does
not exist "and is guaranteed to do
all that is claimed. Electric Bitters
will cure all diseases of the Liver
and Kidneys, will remove Pimples,
Boils, Salt Rhni3 and other attVc-.
tions caused by impure blood- Will
drive M.ilaria f om tueeyatemand
prevent as well as cure all Malarial
Fevers. For cure of Headache.
Constipation and Indigestion try
Elect'ria Bitters. Entire satisfac
tion guaranteed, or money refunded
Price 50 'Up. and $1.00 per bottle at
A. W. Rowland' Dragstore.
If you want tuiugs to go light,
live right yourself
Hood's Sarsaparilla is on the
flood tide of popularity, which posi
tion it has reached by its own in
trinsie, nudoubted merit.
It is hard to ruffl
keeps close to God.
a man who
V A delicate child is more subject
to worms thau a healthy one, as in
the economy of naturo one animal
is made to subsist upon another,
and the weaker goes down. At the
first indication of worms administer
Shriner'a Indian Vermifuge, the ins
fallible remedy. .
The most blessed
is a desire for God,
of all desires
When will the average citizens
stop spending his hard earnings on
eigars and tobacco? Give it upl
Well when he finds be can io with
out tobacco and cigars, but Dot
without Dr. Ball's Coogh Syiup.
Salvation Oil, the greatest patn
cure on earth, is compounded of
purest drags. It is guaranteed to
contain nothing of a poisonous
character: Only 25 cents a bottle
G)d has do use tor lazy peopk,
either on earth or in heaven.
Ten minutes in heaven will make
us forget all we ever suffered on
earth.
AN IMAGINARY INCIDENT OF
THE LATE WAR.
'THE BRAVEST ARE THE TENDEREST,
AND THE LOVING THE MOST TRUE."
Some time last fall a New York
letter to the Baltimore Sun con
tained the. following:
There was buried at Grt-enwood
to-day a man wfth it curious histo
ry. He had been a Confedente
soldier, as brave as any of bis com
rades, but ' he deserted' his army
dnriug the war and was tried by
court-niar.ial fo- doius; so. Ed
ward Cooper wus his r.aine. For
the past year he has beu living at
No. 335 Fourth avenue.
One b!enk. December morning in
1763 he was' before a couit martial
of the Army of Njrthotn Virginia.
The prisoner was told' to introduce1
his witnesses. He replied, "I have
no witness's." Astoatsued at't he
oalmnes i with which ho seemed to
be submitting to his inevitable
fate. Gen. Bit tie said to him:
"Have you no defense? Is it pos
sible that you abandoned . your
comrades and deserted your col
ors iu th3 pieseuee of too enemv
without reason?'' ' J"
'There was a leason,'' .'replied
Cooper, but it will not avail me be
fore a military tribunal." '
"Perhaps you are mistaken,"
said the General; you are charged
with the high?st crime known to
military law and it is your duty to
make known the c.iuse that influ
enced your actions.
Approaching tho president of
the court Cooper presented a letter
saying as he did so: "There Gen
eral, is what did it!"
The letter was offe-red as the
prisoner's. defense. It was in these
words-
Dear Edward; Sfnce your
connection with the Confederate
army 1 have been prouder of you
thau ever before. I would noi
have you do anythir i "rong ior
the world, but b ! .v J d, Ecin
ward, unless ye u coau home we
must dif! Lasr night I was arous
ed bv little Eddie crying. I called
to him and eaid: What is the
matter, Ei'ditl Ho replied: Oil,
mamma, I am so hungry. And
Lucy, your darling Luoy.. She
never eomplains. .But 8he grows
thinner and thinner every day.
Before God, Edward, uuless you
come borne we must die.
. Your Mary.
Turning to the prisoner Gen.
Battle axked: What did you do
when you received that lettfcif
Cooper jephed I made applica
tion for a fur lou ih. It was rejects
ed. Again I made application snd
it was rejected. That night as I
waudered about our camp thinking
ol my Lome, the 'wild eyes of Lucy
looking up to me and the burning
words of Mary sinking in my brain
I was no longer . the Confederate
soldier, but the father of Lucy and
the husband ot .Mary.
If every guu iu the batteiy had
been tireil upou me 1 would have
passed those lines. When I
reached home M iry flung her arms
around my neck and sobbed: Oh,
my Edward! I am so glad you
got your furlough. She must have
felt me shudder, tor she turned as
pale as death, and catching her
breath at every word, she said,
"Have come without your furlough!
Go back! Edward, go back! Let
me and the children go down to
tLe grave, but, for Heaverf y sake,
save the houor of our "name!'
Tliere was not an officer on tbat
court-martial who did not feel the
for;;e of the prisoner's word,s, but
each In turn pronounced the ver
dict guilty. The iiroceedmgs of. the
court were reUjwed by Gen. Lee,
and upon the ri cor d was written;
Headquarters A. N. V. The
finding of the cojit approved. The
prisoner is j.a don d- and will re
port to his company.
R. E. Lee, General. -
The above i s a very incorrect
yersiou of the sfory, if we remem
ber correctly. Gen. 0. A. .battle,
of New Berne, who1 was here last
week, is the author of it. In a
speech in Alabama sornef years ago
he related the Incident, melting his
audience to tears. It .was au im
aginary picture, bat so vividly aud
luridly drawn that it looks m'ghty
real. Editor.
Doctors are to gnard humn life
and. briu g relief to the sick. So
does Dr. Bull's Baby Syrnp; it con
tain nothing injurious aud is al
ways reliable, Sold by. all dealers
for 25 cents.
What aa unsatisfactory life, to
be suffering with catarrh. Go and
buy a twenty-five eentboxofOId
Saul's Catarih Cure aLd be cired.
He who learns by experience,
both sweet and bitter, touches the
secret spring of success.
ADVICE TO MOTHERS
Mrs, Winslow's Soothing Syrup
should always bs used ior children
teethiDg. It soothes the child, sof
tens the gums, al!ways all pain,
cures wind colic, and is tho best
remedy for diarrtoe. Twenty-five
cents a bottle.
Mrs. Laura Hart, Beaulort. S. C
writes: "A loathsome form of
blocd poison was killing me. My
appetite was lost, my bones acbed,
and parts of my flesh seemed as if
it woild come off my bonea. A
friend brought me a bottle of R. B.
B. The sores began healing at
once, and when I bad taken two
bottles I surprised my friends at
my rapid recovery."
"Why don't you fro to work?"
"There ain't much doin' at my trade
now."
"What is your trade?"
"Pickin' flowers off er century plants."
Life.
THE WIPE YOU WANT.
ALitilo LeC'Uro on tho Qiaalifica
Hons of a Husband.
You say you demand a do
mestic, useful womau as your
wife. If that ia st, marry No-
ra Mulligan, your laundress'
daughter. She wears ccw-hide
shoes, is guiltless of corsets,
never had a sick day in her
life, fakes in washing, goes
house cleaning and cooks for a
family of seven children, her
mother, and three section men
who board with her. I don't
think she would marry you,
because Con Reagan, the track
walker, is her style of a man.
Let us examine inti your
qualifications as a model hus
band after your own matrimo
nial idea, my boy. uan you
shoulder a barrel of flour and
carry it down the cellar? Can
you saw and split ten cords of
hickory wood iu the fall so as
to have ready fuel aM winter?
Can you spade up bait" an acre
of ground for a Ki tche:i garden?
Do you kuow what vill take
the lime taste out of the cis
tern, and can you .itch the
leak in the kitchen r)f?
Can you bring home a pane
of glass and a wad oi putty and
repair damages in the sjttin
room window? Can you hang
some cheap paper on (he kitch
en? Can you fix the front
gate so it' will not sag? Can
yon do anything about the
house Con Reagan ran? My
dear, dear boy, you se9 Nora
Mulligan wants a higher type
of true manhood. You expect
to hire men to do all the man's
work ibout the houe, but you
want your wife to do anything
an woman can do.
Believe me, my son, that
nine-tenths of the 'irls who
play tho piano ana sing so
charmingly, whom y u in your
limited knowledge s . & down as
mere butterflies of fission, are
better fitted for wu.'a than you
are for a husband. If you want
to marry a first-cla cooK and
experienced housekeeper, do
your courting in the intelli
gence office. But if you want a
wife, marry the gin you love,
with dimpled hands and a face
like the sunlight, a n l her love
will teach her all these things,
my boy, long before you have
learned one-half of your own
lesson. Robert J. B irdette.
Ahm a Mortgage.
The editor of th3 Santa An
na Standard, hai in- just suc
ceeded in paying ! a mortgrge
on his ranch in Orangethorpe,
rejoices iu the full ownership
of 61 acres of as fine land as
Californialboasts. ilia . experi
ence with the "dead pledge'
now so happily passed moves
him to wise reflections, as fol
lows; A mortgage is a queer insti
tution. It makes a man rustle
and keeps him poor. It is a
stroug incentive to action, and
a wholesome remiuder of the
fleetin? months and years: ful
ly as symbolic in its meaning
as the hour glass and scyihe,
that represents death. A morti
gage also represents industry,
because it is never idle and
never rests.' It is like a bosom
friend, because the greater the
adversity the closer it sticks to
a fellow. It is like a brave
soldier it never hesitates at
charges nor fears to close in on
an enemy. It is lik the sand
bag of the thui; eitent in ap
plication, but deadly in effect.
Ic is like the hand of provi
dence, it spreads ail over the
creation, and its influence is
everywhere visible. It is like
the grasp of the devil fish the
longer it holds the greater its
strength. It will exercise
feeble energies and lend activL
ty to a sluggish brain, but no
matter how hard the debtor
works, the mortgage works
harder still. , A mortgage is a
good thing to have in the fam
ilyprovided always it Is in
somebody else's family. It Is
like a boil always a good
thing on some other fellow.
TH SWIRL OF POLITICS AT THl NAV
TIONS' CAPITAL, ""
SpCll Cor. THl ADYAfC.
Washington, March, Stb, 1891.
Ex-Senator Makone became a
Republican and attained his first
political prominence through a
retard! a political bai gain as ever
was made in this or any other
country ny persons as eminent as
the President of the United States
and a member oi the Senate. By
at ba J?ain Mabone obtained
much notoriety and absolute coo
trol ot the Federal patronage oi
Virginia as the price of his allegi
ance to the Republican party. Ho
has now mad another bargain, by
which he hopes to again get his
grip upon the tbroat of Virginia.
His partner iu the present enter
prise is that blatant WashingU '
negro demagogue John M. Langstoa
who for office holding pnrposss,
claims a residence in Virginia, and
who baa broken Mahone's powsr in
his own district by taking the negro
vote away from him. The terns of
the bargain, as told to me, ars thtt
Lang. ton shall again turn the negro
vote ver to Mabone, who is to re
same his position as Republicaa
boss of Virginia, in return for
which Mahouo is to urge the name'
ef Langston upon Mr. Harrison for
one of the new United States 01r
cult Judgeships, It is believed tbat
Mr. Harrison has already partly
promised to elevate. Lings ton to
the bench and that be had this
bargain in mind when he told the
delegation of oheeky negroes, callin
themselves journalists, several days
ago, that he would be pleased to -consider
the name of a member of "
their race, whom they cousldsred
sufficiently learned In the law to
discharge the duties of a judge,
Harrison is to gat the solid Virginia
delegation to th next Republic
national convention for his pay. If
he dares to appoint this negro,
LaDgstoo to the bench be will also
get and fully deserve the execration
of ninety-nine decent white men
out of every hundred in every sees
tion of the country. It is entirely
in keeping with Mahone's .
political career that it should wind
up in a partnership with a negro.
The trial of judge Charles . -Kincaid
who while a Washington
correspondent shot and killed ex
Kopresentative Tanlbee, of Ken
tucky, in the Capitol building oa
Febuary 28, 1890 is going on this
week fc.nd is attracting much atten
tion. The defence is self-defence.
Ex-Representative Grosvtnor of
Ohio, has taken the place of Sena
tor Vorhees, who is under treat'
mentat the Arkansas Hot Hpriagi, '
asKlncaids chief counsel.
Russell Harrison, who is said to
be mixed np in several specilatioas
involving questions affeoting put
lio lands, has succeeding in having
his man, ex-Representative Garter
of Montana appointed commissi!,
er of the General Land Office, to
succeed Jndge Groff who was com
pelled to resign, because he womld
not change his opinion in order to
oblige Secretary Noble. Thsre's
nothing like being a son i-f ibe ap-;
pointing power, Rnd nobody knows
any better than Raisell.
The National Association of
Democratic Clubs has sent a circu
lar letter to Demooratio dobs all
over the country requesting them
to appropriately celebrate the anni
versary oi the birthday oi J. nomas
Jefferson, Thursday April z. The
letter calls attention to toe contrast
between tb simplicity of Jefferson
with the prodigality, centralization
favoritism and corruption f the
last Congress, ot wbich it says:
They could go no farther for they '
have exhausted the surplus ia th
Treasury and in the McKinley bill,
raised taxes and prices to the last
points' of endurance. The Unto Is
especially appropriate-while cele
brating the birth of the great apos
tie of liberty to rejoice over tho
popular repudiation and tho final
adjournment of the odious billion
dollar Congress, whoos existonoo
was a menace alike to th a freedom,
the prosperity and the hasiaess of
the' country.
Considerable scandal has boon
created by the State department
sending ex-minister Foster -who,
is known to be. a paid Attor
ney' of the Spanish Government,
to 'Madrid as a speoial enovv, and
the matter isn't mended,any by the
knowledge that he it accompanied
by that worthless yousg scapegrace
James G, Blaine Jr, "vho woald not
bo tolerated io decent socisty ho
is only just tolerated were it not
for consideration of his parents
feelings.
Sore Care.
Miss Laflin What has become of our -friend
Mr. Clay? ,
Mr. Band He has taken employment
in.a powder mill for six months.
Miss Laflin How stranger
Mr. Rand Not at all. He wished to
break himself of smoking. Puck,
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