SCOTT'S
EMUtS.QN
CURES
CONSUMPTION
SCROFULA
SRONCHITIS
COUGHS
COLDS
Wasting Diseases
Wonderful Flesh Producer.
Many have gained on pound
per day by its use. .
Scott's Emulsion is not a secret
remedy. It cont-ains the stimulat
ing propertios of the Hypophos
phites and pure Norwegian Cod
liver Oil, the potency of both
being largely increased. It is used
by Physicians all over the world.
PALATABLE AS MILK.
Sold by all Druggists.
COTV & BOWNE, Chemists. N.Y
BUY NOW
SPECIAL
SUMMER SALE
500
FINE ORGANS at Way
Down Fr lees inciose.
Bary Terms-to $5 monthly
-or $10 Cash, balance m
Hill. No Interest.
GREAT BARGAINS
Must be sold. Can't hold.
Write for Harenin Sheet.
HIDDEN & DATES,
SAVANNAH. GA.
TURNER'S
BLOOD PURIFYING
COMPOUND.
Poke Root, Black Cohosh, Yellow Dock, Blixxl
Root, Dandelion and Sarsaparilla arc among
Its most active ingredients.
The Best Blood Medicine Sold. Price 50c.
TURNER'S
ANTI-BILIOUS PILLS!
Cure Biliousness, Constipation, Sick Head
ache, Sallow Skin, Dyspepsia, Flatulence,
Heartburn, &c. A trial will prove it. Price 33c.
For Sale bv
AW. ROWLAND,
5-14. Wilson, N. C.
Tutt's
This popular remedy never fail to
IT dually euro
Dyspepsia, Constipation, Sick
Headache, Biliousness
And all diseases arising from a
Torpid Liver and Bad Digestion.
The natural result in ood appetite
and solid flesh. Dose small ; elegant
ly suar coated and easy to swallow.
SOLD EVERYWHERE.
9rftfu
F0R
UDiFS
W. L. DOUGLAS
1 1 P" an'l other spectal-
r I I r ties for
J; m IJ.rulies,e(o.,nr. vnr-
Kntea, and so stamped on bottom Andres a
L. liOltil.AS, Brockton. Moss. Sold to
E. R. GAY.
sddo ymtoii
IN
flTE, BLACK m OGLCRE.
FOR
Hand and Machine Usq
FOR SALE BY-
I. & D. Oettinger, T- D. & S. C. Wells,
II. Rountree S: "Co., A Heilbroner,
(Manager for M. R. Lang.)
Caveats, and Trs ' Marks obtained, and ail Pat
tui huatDess contacted for Moderate Fees.
Ouh Office is Opposite U. S. Patent Office
and .ee cau secure patent in ks time tl.au tao
tcUi.de from Washiti;lon.
!Nend model, drawing or plioto.. with descrip
t. mi We advie, if patentable or nut. tree of
. us, -e. Our fee not due till patent is secured.
Pamphlet. 'I1ow tn Obtain Patent," Willi
.pi,i - of actual clients iu your State, county, or
..oil sent free. Addreer",
C.A.8NOW&CO.-
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A. V. ROWLAND.
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FOUTZ'S
VORUE AND CATTLE POWDERS
F0UT2 ,1
No H..aa will .h, ,,j (,.,. ,.,t
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Unre Fa.
KouJS. "m?n" n.i prevent Hon i Hn, ry-K
S sweet. h '"r ''"m "'""-tlw IwtterBrSi
DttSas wS11 P"r' nr ' rov,'nt "
Ur' WS) Hor-vs and i otic are simject
DAVID E. FOUTZ. Proprietor,
BALTIMORE. XS.
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NAT ONE SORE NOW
I V W w -ww.. - -
Baby Afflicted with Bad Sores and
Eruptions. No Relief. Permanently
Cured byHhe Cutlcura.
Ihiring tlie pnmmer of 1889 my eighteen months
old infant vi-M no afflicted with eruptions that ordi
nary domeetid remedies failed to give any relief.
On his hips would often appear the seeming track
of a little wire-like worm, and on other partuof his
body baid hoi es came and remained till I procured
the CuTtct'KA Remedies. For some time I used
the soap and salve without a blood medicine, but
they did not do go well as when all were used to
nether. It has now been nearly a year since the
eruption was healed, and I very much feared it
would return with the warm weather of this year,
but the summer is passed and not one sore has
appeared on him. Mus. A. M. WALKER,
C'arsonville, Ga.
Sore from Waist Down
I had three of the best physicians in Paducah,
and they did me no jrood. I-used your Cuticuba
EtsstZDJES, and they have. cured me sound and
well. I was sore from my waist down with ec
111... They have cured me with no sign of return.
I owe my life to Cl'TIcura, for without a doubt, I
would have been in my grave had it not leen for
yonnremedica. SMlow me to return my sineereBt
Lhanks. W. II. QUAIXS, Paducah, Ky.
Cutlcura Remedies
the thousands of little babies who have been
u i '"iiizing, itching, burning, bleeding,
t blotchy skin and scalp diseases could
. vrbatahofitof letters would lie received by
prletors of the CrmtftTBA Remedies. Few
c i ite the agony these little ones suffer,
in 'i t!t great remedies relieve in a single
.1 t;. most distressing eczemas and iteh-
irtiiiig skin diseases, and point to a speedy
.. . u.ment cure, P. is positively inhuman not
tliem without a moment's delay.
i everywhere. Triee, OrTicrnA, 50c.; Soap,
.', ii.vr.NT, $1. Prepared by the Potter
1 i s i 'UKMif .M.ConpoRATiON, Boston, Mass.
r.-j nd for " How to Cure Skin Diseases.
I Sy'P Skin and Scalp purified and beautified
I U i O h' Ci'Tict uA Soap. Absolutely pure.
HOW MY SIDE ACHES!
Aching Sides and Back, Hip, Kidney,
and Uterine Paius, and Rheumatism
- 'lift. AVrKBV7r'l ''I" III ill 111' , ' tin V till"
v- il9 eura Anti-Pain Plaster. The first
m l only instantaneous pain-killing plaster.
PbyafaUUS eDiivt&C f. i.'. Sr. ai nMB cowuiMiign,
and prncxihe H with preat tstisfaction for tha cxira of
si! fo.-T-.s :, tae of Prtawarr, Sirrtidarv and Trtitrv
M'k.lia. tvrl;tUtic KitumatUii. atroiuiuiia
r;:, &Iwrfoia7 Sw-llin, KhfiiTualisin, Malaria, oU
iir-ni.- I'lters that h-ve reitd all tr-atmrtt. CaiTTfa,
KKKnooDFdisoH
8LiI!tSl???iia77lirT
curia 1 Poitxm, Tetwr, S'ld Uead,,tc.t etc.
t r. r. 5 a powerful tot.-.c si.r-i mi excellent appcttxer.
am tmm tvitem ranisBV.
taslied whore v uais am t-ioDed and whow blood1 It tn
"in In, i .nre rondition doe to u3twtronl rrregnlnritiaa ara
CURES
ALARIA
P. P., PrtKly A.b Pok Root
LTPFaAN BROS., Proprietors,
.Druggists, Lippman'B Block, 8AVANHAH, OA.
for saCk bv
A. W. ROWLAND,
WILSON, X. C.
Mother Friend
WORTH ITS WEIGHT EH SOLD,
"Mothers' Friend." is worth its weight in
gold. My wife suffered m.w in ten minutes
with either of her othr r ehildrwi than sho
did altogether with h-r ia-t. fitter hnvinjj
uswi four bottles of 'Welders' Friend." V
is a blossiiig to expectant mothers, says t.
custtfuier. LENIniBSOK BAiS. Carmi, 111
Hiving used tvo bottles my sixth chile
was tut n with no pain comparatively.
Mrs. L. O. V.1 iiiihan. STherldaa Lake. Co'.
Wor.dc-r-fu'.-rc
Sent y exr.rS'; r
Sold by al! (Irngid
Bsanetfif! 1
sufftsmng
.".ru.'omf i-y, J'.
A Household Remedy
BLOOD and SKIN
DISEASES
Bi Bi Bi
Botanic Blood Balm
It Curt SCROFULA, ULCERS, SALT
V"'gS rheum. ECZEMA, every
form of malignant SKIN ERUPTION, be
sides being efficacious in toning up the
system and restoring the constitution,
when Impaired from any cause. Its
almost supernatural healing properties
justify us in guaranteeing a cure, if
directions are followed.
RFNT PRPF ILLUSTRATED
OCfl I rnCC "Book of Wonder. '
BLOOD BALM CO., Atlanta, Ga.
This is the way
with the Ball corset: if you
want ease and shapeliness,
you buy it but you don't
keep it unless you like it.
After two or three weeks'
wear, you can return it and
have your money.
Comfort isn't all of it
though. Soft Eyelets, and
"bones" that can't break or
kink Ball's corsets have
both of these.
FOR SALE BY
E. R. GAY,
Wilson, N. C.
CURES 5YPH I LIS 1
build
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COLLAPSE 01" THE SHOW.
SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS
OF ARTEMU8 WARD.
Th Statues Smashed to Atoms, the Loos
Change Confiscated, and the Animal
Turned Loose A Brief Imprisonment.
Interview with Jefferson Davis.
Copyrighted and published by special arrange
ment with Q. W. Dillingham, New York, pub
lisher. XII.
THE SHOW IS CONFISCATED.
OU hav perhaps won
dered whareabouts I
was for these many
dase gone and past.
Perchans you sposed
I'd gone to the Tomb
of the Cappylets, tho
I don't know what
those is. It's a popler noospaper frase.
Listen to my tail, and be silent that
ye may here. I've been among the Se
seshers a earnin my daily peck by my
legitimit perfeshun, and havn't had no
time to weeld my facile quill for "the
Grate Koinick paper," if you'll allow me
to kote from your troothful advertise
ment. ,
My success was skaly, ana I likewise
had a narrer scape of my life. If what
I've bin threw is "Suthern hosspitality,"
'bout which we've hearn so much, then
I feel bound to obsarve that they made
two much of me. They was altogether
too lavish with their attenshuns.
I went amung the Seseshers with no
feelins of annermosity. I went in my
perfeshernal capacity. I was actooated
by one of the most Loftiest desires which
can swell the human Buzzum viz., to
giv the peeple their money's worth, by
showin them Sagashus Beests, and Wax
Statoots, which I venter to say air on
surpast by any other statoots anywheres.
I will not call that man who sez my
statoots is humbugs a lier and a hoss
thief, but bring him be4 me and I'll
wither him with one of my scornful
frowns.
But to proseed with my tail. In my
travels threw the Sonny South I heared
a heap of talk about Seceshon and bus tin
up the Union, but I didn't think it
mounted to nothin. The politicians in
all the villages was swearin that Old
Abe (sometimes called the Prahayrie
flower) shouldn't never be noggerated.
They also made fools of t heirselves in
varis ways, but as they was used to that
I didn't let it worry me much, and the
Stars and Stripes continued for to wave
over my little tent. Moor over, I was a
Son of Malty and a member of several
other Temperance Societies, and my
wife she was a Dawter of Malty, and I
sposed these fax would secoor me the in
floonz and and pertectiun of all the fust
families. Alas! I was dispinted.
Statp arter State seseshed and it
growed hotter and hotter for the under
sined. Things came to a chmbmacks in
a small town in Alabamy, where I was
premtorally ordered to haul down the
Stars & Stripes. A deppytashun of red
faced men cum up to the door of my
tent ware I was standin takin money
(the arternoon exhibishun had com
menst, an' my Italyun organist was
jerkin his sole-stirrin chimes). "We air
cum. Sir," said a millihgtary man in a
cockt hat, "upon a high and holy
mishun. The Southern Eagle is screamin
threwout this sunny land proudly and
defiantly screamin, Sir!"
"What's the matter with him':1" sez I;
"don't his vittles sit well on his stum
muck?"
"That Eagle, Sir, will continner to
scream all over this Brite and tremenjus
land!"
"Wall, let him scream. If your Eagle
can amuse hisself by screamin, let him
went!" The men anoyed me, for I was
bvzzy makin change.
"We are cum, Sir, upon a matter of
dooty
"You're right, Capting. , It's every
man's dooty to visit my show," sed I.
"We air cum"
"And that's the reason you are here!"
sez I, larfin one of my silvery larfs. I
thawt if he wanted to goak I'd giv him
some of my sparklm eppygrams.
"Sir, you're inserlent. The plain ques
tion is, will you haul down the Star
Spangled Banner and hist the Southern
flag?"
"Nary hist!" Those was my reply.
"Your wax works and beests is "then
confisticated, & you air arrested as a
Spy!"
Sez I, "My fragrant roses of the
Southern clime and Bloomin daffodils,
what's the price of whisky in this town,
and how many cubic feet of that seduct
ive flooid can you individooally hold?"
They inatle no reply to that, but said
my wax figgers was confisticated. I
axed them if that was ginerally the stile
among tlrieve3 in that country, to which
they also made no reply, but sed I was
arrested as a Spy, and must go to Mont
gomry in' inns. They was by this time
jiued by a large crowd of other South
ern patrits, who commenced hollerin
"Hang the baldheaded abolitionist, and
butt up his immoral exhibition!" I was
ceased and tied to a stump, and the
crowd went for my tent that water
proof pavilion, wherein instruction and
auioosment had been so muchly com
bined, at 15 cents per head and tore it
all to pieces. Meanwhile dirty faced
boys was thro win stuns and empty beer
bottles at my massiv brow, and takin
other improper liberties with my person.
Resistance was useless, for a variety of
reasons, as I readily obsarved.
The Ses?shers confisticated my statoots
by smashing them to attums. They then
went to my money box and confisticated
all the loose change, therein contained.
They then went and bust in my cages,
h'ttin all the animals loose, a small but
helthy tiger among the rest. This tiger
has a excentric way of tearin dogs to
peaces, and I alters sposed from his gin
et al conduck that he'd hav no hesitashnn
in servin human beins in the same way
if he could git at them. Excuse me if I
was crooil, bnt I larfed boysterrusly
when I see that tiger spring in among
the leople. "Go it, my sweet cuss!" I
inardly exclaimed. "I- forgive you for
bitin off my left thum with all my heart!
Rip 'em up like a bully tiger whose Lare
has bin inwaded by Sesehers!"
I can't say for certain that the tiger
serisly injured any of them, but as he
was seen a few days after, sum miles dis
i:mt, with a large and well selected as
r rl ment of seats of trowsis in his mouth,
atid as he lookt as tho he'd bin havin sum
vilent exercise, I rayther guess he did.
You will therefore perceive that they
didn't conli;ticate him much.
1 was can-id to Montgomery in inns
and placed in durans vial. The jail wan
a onery edinss, but the table was lib
erally surplied with Bakin and Cab-
Mm
tiaSaTiS
to
help myself to the cabbige.
I had nobody to talk; to nor nothin to
talk about, howsever, and I was very
lonely, specially on the first day; so when
the jailer parst my lonely sell I put the
few stray hairs on the back part of my
hed (Tin bald now, but thare was a time
when I wore sweet auburn ringlets) into
as dish-hevild a state as possible, &
rollin my eyes like a manyuck, I cride:
"Stay, jaler, stay! I am not mad, but
soon" shall be if you don't bring me
suthin to Talk!" He brung me sum
noospapers, for which I thanked him
kindly.
At larst I got a interview with Jeffer
son Davis, the president of the Southern
Conthieveracy. He was quite perlite,
and axed me to sit down and state my
case.
I did it, when he larfed and said
his eallunt men had been a little 2
en-
thoosiastic in confisticatin my show.
"Yes," sez I, "they confisticated me
too muchly. I had sum hosses confisti
cated in the same way onct, but the con-
fisticators air now poundin stun in the
States Prison in Injinnapylus."
"Wall, wall, Mister Ward, you air at
liberty to depart; you are frendly to the
South, I know. Even now we hav many
frens in the North, who sympathise with
us, and won't mingle with this fight."
"J. Davis, there's your grate mistaik.
Many of us was your sincere frends, and
thought certain parties amung us was
fussin about you and meddlin with your
consarns mtirely too mucn. But J.
Davis, the minit you fire a gun at the
piece of dry goods called the Star
Spangled banner, the North gits up and
rises en massy, in defence of that ban
ner. Not agin you as individools not
agin the South even but to save the
flag.
We should indeed be weak in the
knees, unsound in the heart, milk-white
in the liver, and soft in the hed, if we
stood quietly by, and saw this glorus
Govyment smashed to pieces, either by
a furrin or a intestine foe. The gentle-
harted mother hates to take her naughty
child across her knee, but she knows it
is her dooty to do it. So we shall hate
to whip the naughty South, but we must
do it if you don't make back tracks at
onct, and we shall wallup you out of
your boots! J. Davis, it is my decided
opinion that the Sonny South is making
a egrejus mutton-lied of herself!"
"Go on, sir, you're safe enuff. You're
too small powder for me!" sed the Presi
dent of the Southern Conthieveracy.
"Wait till I go home and start out the
Baldinsville Mounted Hoss Cavalry! I'm
Capting of that Corpse, I am, and J.
Davis, beware! Jefferson D., I now
leave you! Farewell, my gay Saler Boy!
Good bye. my bold buccaneer! Pi rut of
the deep blue sea, adoo! adoo!"
My tower threw the Southern Con
thieveracy on my way home was thrillin
enuff for yeller covers. It will form the
subjeck of my next. Betsy Jane and the
projeny air well. Yours respectively,
A. Ward.
FRAGMENT FROM A NEW ENGLAND SPEECH.
I see mutch to admire in New Englan.
Your gals in particklar air about as snug
built peaces of Calliker as I ever saw.
They air fully equal to the corn fed gals
of Ohio and Injianny, and will make the
bestest kind of wives. It sets my Buz
zum on fire to look at 'in.
Be still, my sile, be still,
& you, my Hart, stop cut tin up!
I like 5our skool houses, your meetin
houses, your enterprise, gumpshun, &c,
but your favorit Bevridge I disgust. I
allude to New England Rum. It is wuss
nor the korn whisky of Injianny, which
eats threw stone jugs and will turn the
stummnck of the most shiftliss Hog. I
seldom seek consolashun at the flowin
Bole, but tother day I wurrid down
some of your Rum.
The fust glass indused me to swar like
a infooriated trooper. On takin the sec
und glass I was seezed with a desire to
break winders, & arter imbibin the third
glass I knockt a small boy down, pic t his
pocket of a New York Ledger, and wild
I3 commenced readin Sylvanus Kobb's
last Tail. Its drefful stuff a sort of lick
wid litenin, gut up under the personal
8upervishun of the devil tears men's in
ards all to peaces and makes their noses
blossum as the Lobster. Shun it as you
would a wild hyeny with a firebrand
tied to his tale, and while you air abowt
it you will do a first rate thing for your
self and everybody abowt you by shun
nin all kinds of intoxicatin lickers. You
don't need 'em no more'n a cat needs 2
tides, savin nothin about the trubbleand
sufferin they cawse. But unless your
inards air cast iron, avoid New Englan's
favorite Bevnge.
In two of the London clubs where the
chief butlers have been in office for
forty years, all gold and silver change is
washed before being given to the mem
bers. WAXWORKS GOING HOME
SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS
OF ARTEMUS WARD.
The Showman Makes the Acquaintance
of a Pretty Girl, a Feuce Rail and Del
egations of Excited Citizens A Fourth
of July Speech lu Connecticut.
Copyrighted and published by special arrange
ment with G. W. Dillingham, New York, pub
lisher. 1
XIII.
THRILLING SCENES IN DIXIE.
HAD a narrer scape from the
sonny South. "The swings
and arrers of out raj us for
tin," alluded to by Hamlick,
warn't nothin in comparison
to my troubles. I come
pesky near swearing some
profane oaths more'n rmnr.
but I hopo I didn't do it, for I've promist
she whose name shall be nameless (ex
cept that her initials is Betsy J.) that I'll
jine the Meetin House at Baldinsville,
jest as soon as I can scrape money enuff
together so I can 'ford to be pinss in
good stile, like my welthy nabers. But
if I'm confisticated agin I'm fraid I shall
continner on in my present benited state
for sum time.
I figgered conspicyously in many
thrillin scenes in my tower from Mont
gomry to my humsted. and on sevril
occasions I thought "the grate komick
paper" wouldn't be enriched no more
with my lubrications. Arter biddin adoo
to Jefferson D. I started for the depot. I
saw a nigger sittin on a fence a-playin
on a banjo. "My Afrikan Brother," sed
I, coting from a Track I onct red, "you
belong to a very interestin race. Your
masters is goin to war exclooaively on
your account."
"Yea, boas," he replied, "an' I wish
'em honorable graves," and he went on
nlavin the banjo, larfin all over and
1 1 , , . .-. Mr4 rnnA-i
openin his mouth wide enuff to drive in
an old fashioned 2 wheeled chaise.
The train of cars in which I was to
trust my wallerable life was the scaliest,
rickytiest lookin lot of consarns that I
ever saw on wheels afore. "What time
does this string of second hand coffins
leave?" I inquired of the depot master.
He sed direckly, and I went in & sot
down. I hadn't mor'n fairly squatted
afore a dark lookin man with a swinis
ter expression onto his countenance en
tered the cars, and looking very aharpJpn tne glite8t provocashun may hav bin
at me, he axed what was my principles?
"Secesb!" I answered. "I'm a Disso
luter. J'm in favor of Jeff Davis, Bowre
gard, Pickens, Capt. Kidd, Bloobeard,
Munro Edards, the devil, Mrs. Cunning
ham and all the rest of 'em."
"You're in favor of the war?"
"Certingly. By all means. I'm in
favor of this war and also of the next
war for over sixteen years!"
Pye bin in favor of the next war.
"War to the knife!" sed the man.
"lud, Eargo, Bind!" sed I, tho them
words isn't orrigernal with me.
We got under way at hurst, an' pro
ceeded on our jerney at about the rate
of speed which is ginrally obsarved by
properly conducted funeral processions.
A hansUm yung gal, with a red mus
keter bar on the back side of her hed.
and a sassy little black hat tipt over her
forrerd, sot in the seat with me. She
wore a little Sesesh flag pin'd onto her
hat, and she was a goin for to see her
true love, who had jined the Southern
army, ail so Doia ana gay. so sue tola
me. She was chilly, and I offered her
ny blanket.
"Father livin?" I axed.
"Yes sir.1'
"Got any Uncles?"
"A heap. Uncle Thomas is ded, tho."
"Peace to Uncle Thomas' ashes, and
success to mm: 1 will oe your uncle
Thomas! Lean on me, my pretty Secesh
er, and linger in Blissfulrepose!" She
slept as secoorly as in her own housen.
At the first station a troop of Sojers
entered tho cars and inquired if "Old
Wax Works" was on bored. That was
the disrespectiv stile in which they re
ferred to me. "Becawz if Old Wax
Works is on bored,1-sez a man with a
face like a double brested lobster,
"we're going to hang Old Wax Works!"
"My illustrious and patriotic Bum
mers!" sez I, a git tin up and takin orf
my Shappo, "if you allude to A. Ward,
it's my pleasin dooty to inform you that
he's ded. He saw the error of his ways
at 15 minits parst 2 yesterday, and
stabbed hisself with a stuffed sled stake,
dyin in five beautiful tabloos to slow
moosic! His larst words was: 'My per
feshernal career is over! I jerk no
more.' "
"And who be you?"
"I am a stoodent in Senator Benja
min's law off ss. I'm going up north to
steal some spoons and things for the
Southern Army."
This was satisfactry and the intossi
cated troopers went orf. At the next
station the pretty little Secesher awoke
and said she must get out there. I bid
her a kind adoo and give her some per
vishuns. "Accept my blessin and this
hunk of gingerbread!" I sed. She thankt
me muchly and tript galy away.
At the next station I didn't get orf so
easy. I was dragged out of the cars and
rolled in the mud for several minits, for
the purpose of "takin the conseet out of
me," as a Secesher kindly stated.
I was let up finally, when a powerful
large Secesher came up and embraced
me, and to show that he had no hard
feelins agin me put his nose into my
mouth. I returned the compliment by
placin my stummick suddenly agin his
right foot, when he kindly made a spit
toon of his able-bodied face. Actooated
by a desire to see whether the Secesher
had been vaxinated I then fastened my
teeth onto his left coat sleeve and tore it
to the shoulder.
We then vilently bunted our heads to
gether for a few minits, danced around
a little, and sot down in a mud puddle.
We riz to our feet agin, and by a sudden
and adroit movement I placed my left
eye agin the Secesher's fist. We then
rushed into each other's arms and fell
under a two-hose wagon. I was very
much exhaustid and didn't care about
git tin up agin, but the man said he reck
oned I'd better, and I conclooded I
would. He pulled me up, but I hadn't
bin on my feet mOre'n two seconds afore
the ground flew up and hit me in the
hed. The crowd sed it was high old
sport, but 1 couldn't zackly see where
tlre-4af ture come in. I riz and we em
braced agin. We careered madly to a
steep bank, when I got the upper hands
of my antagonist and threw him into
the raveen. He fell about forty feet,
striking a grindstone pretty hard. I
understood he was injured. I haven't
heard from the grindstone.
A man in a cockt hat cum up and sed
he felt as though a apology was doo me.
There was a mistake. The crowd had
taken me for another man! I told him
not to mention it, and axed him if his
wife and little ones was so as to be about,
and got on bored the train, which had
stopped at that station "20 minits for re
freshments." I got all I wantid. It was
the hartiest meal I ever et.
I was rid on a rail the next day, a
bunch of blazin fire crackers bein tied
to my coat tales. It was a fine spectycal
in a dramatic pint of view, but I didn't
enjoy it. I had other adventures of a
startlin kind, but why continner? Why
lasserate the Public Boozuin with these
here things? Suff ysit to say I got across
Mason & Dixie's line safe at last.
I made tracks for my humsted, but
she to whom I'm harnist for life failed
to recognize, in the emashiated bein
who stood before her, the gushin youth
of f orty-six summers who had left her
only a few months afore. But I went
into the pantry, and brought out a cer
tin black bottle. Raisin it to my lips, I
sed, "Here's to you, old gal!" I did it
so natral that she kno wed me at once.
"Those form! Them voice! That nat
ral stile of doin things! 'Tis he!" she
cried, and rushed into my arms. It was
too much for her & she fell into a swoon.
I cum very near swoundin myself.
FOURTH OF JULY ORATION.
Delivered on the Fourth of July at Weathers
fleld, Conn., 1859.
I delivered the fouerin, about two years ago, to
a large and discriminating awjinee. I was 96
minits passin a given pint. I have revised the
orashua, and added sum things which makes it
appro posser to the times than it otherwise would
be. I have also corrected the g rammers and
punktooated it. I do my own punktooatin now
days. The Printers in Vanity Fair offls can't
punktooate worth a cent.
Feller Cttizens: I've bin honored
with a invite to norate before you today;
and when I say that I skurcely feel ekal
to the task, I'm sure you will believe me.
Weathersfield is justly celebrated for
her onyins and patritism, the world over,
and to be axed to paws and address you
on this my fust perfeshernal tower
threw New Englan, causes me to feel
to feel I may say it causes me to feel.
(Grate applaws. They thought this was
one of my eccentricities, while the fact
is I was stuck. This between you and I.)
I'm a plane man. I don't know nothin
about no ded languages and am a Utile
i shaky on livin ones. There4, expect no
, flowry talk from me. What I shall say
! will be to the pint, right strate out.
I I'm for the Union as she air, and with
ered be the arm of every ornery cuss who
attempts to bust her up. That's me. I
have sed! It was a very sweaty day, and
. at this pint of the orashun a man fell
j down with sunstroke. I told the awjinee
I that considerin the large number of putty
; gals present I was more afraid of a daw
xsa stroke. This was impromptoo, and
seemed to anioose tnem very mucn.j
Feller Citizens I hain't got time to
notis the growth of Ameriky from the
time when the Mayflowers cum over in
the Pilgrim and brawt Plymmuth Rock
with them, but every skool boy nose our
kareer has bin tremenjis. Yom will ex
cuse me if I don't prase the erly settlers
of the Kolonies. Peple which hung id
iotic old wimin for witches, burnt holes
in Quakers' tongues and consined their
feller critters" to the tredmill and pillery
very nice folks in their way, but I must
confess I don't admire tneir stale, ana
will pass them. by. I spose they ment
well, and so, in the novel and techin
langwidge of the nusepapers, "peas to
their ashis." Thare was no diskount,
however, on them brave men who fit,
bled and died in the American Revolu
shun. We needn't be afraid of setting
'em up two steep. Like my show, they
will stand any amount of prase. G.
Washington was abowt the best man
this world ever sot eyes on. He was a
clear-heded, warm-harted, and stiddy
goin man. He never slopt over! The
prevailin weakness of most public men
is to SLOP OVER! Put them words in
large letters A. W.
They git filled up and slop. They
Rush Things. They travel too much on
the high presher principle. Washington
never slopt over. That wasn't George's
stile. He luved his country dearly. He
wasn't after the spiles. He was a human
angil in a 3 kornered hat and knee
britches, and we shan't see his like right
away. My frends, we can't all be Wash
ington's, but we kin all be patrits & be
have ourselves in a human and a Chris
tian manner. When we see a brother
goin down hill to Ruin let us not give
him a push, but let us seeze rite hold of
his coat-tails and draw him back to
Morality.
Oscar Trigg, of Madison, Ind., has a
block of beech wood the heart of which
is a perfect likeness of a woman, dressed
in the style of three or four years ago,
the skirts flounced, tucked, gathered
and pinned back, and the arms carried
a la kangaroo. It is a wonderful freak
of wood growth, unaided by art in the
least.
OIV ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and act;
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared ouly from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50c
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
m 1 . a in
may not nave it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KV. MEW YORK. N.V.
THE WASHINGTON
LIFE
Insurance Co.,
OF NEW YORK.
ASSETTS, - - - $10,500,000.
The Policies written by the Washington
are Described in these general terms:
Non-Forfeitable.
Unrestricted as to residence and
travel after two years.
Incontestable after two years.
Secured by an Invested Reserve.
Solidly backed by bonds and mort
gages, first liens on real estate.
baler than railroad securities.
Psot affected by the Stock market.
Better paying investments than U.
S. Bonds.
Less expensive than assessment
certificates.
More liberal than the law requires.
Definite Contracts.
T. L. ALFRIEND, Manager,
Richmond, Va.
SAM'L L. ADAMS,
Special Dist. Agent,
Room 6, Wright Building,
4-30-ry. Durham, N. C.
Wh
oa
I !
When in Wilson at the Livery, Feed,
and Sale Stables of ELLIS & WIG
GINS, on Goldsboro Street, where your
horse will be well cared for.
Fine turn-outs for hire on reasonable
terms. , Give us a call.
ELLIS & WIGGINS,
5-2i-3m. . Wilson , N. C.
I. R. Rawls,
WILSON, N. C:,
WATCHMAKER
AND
JEWELER.
is now, and keeps constantly on hand
a full line of
SILVERWARE
Suitable for presents for friends.
Musical Instruments kept in stock.
tWatches, Clocks, and Jewelry re
paired at short notice.
Have you seen my new line of Rings?
They are beauties. Call and let me
show you around.
Respectfully;
s-30-iy.
JOHN R. RAWLS.
l..3Ef . P" l I !
Stop
MONEY I
That is the Verdict of those who use
The "Snow Stick" for Log Earns.
No planter who raises Tobacco
simplest, and most complete, arrangement yet devised to save all tin tobacco"
leaves grown, commonly called "primings," and make them marketable- it
the highest prices, and the only mode whereby you can save them in such
manner that every leaf catches the same amount of heat and air on every
side at the same time, thus insuring a uniform cure. There is no chance to
crowd the leaves (as is the case when strung on cords) even if yon tried to
Don't flatter yourself that you can
life time in handling" tobacco. Send
the testimonials of those who have
To Those Interested: I have been asked to give my opinion uuon
the practical mode of the process of
or -more commonly known as the
saying 1 have been in tobacco, have
with this great staple all my life, and
that had lor its object the improvement and lilting the burden ort the shouh
ders of the producer, who had it to
I know that it don't take a Solomon to say it, but the man who invents
these labor-saving tobacco curing outfits should be classed as a benefactor of:
mankind.
.
1st. By the use 0 the wire stick you can save the bottom leaves which
would otherwise be lost by firing.
.2d. It don't require experts to gather and string these leaves chaps
ten years old can do it as well as men.
3d. By taking off the lower leaves as they mature you hasten the rip
ening of the plant this alone is a decided advantage.
4th. The primings, or bottom leaves, thus saved, when cured, niake
first and second class cutters, which under the old way, while waiting foe die
body and top of the plant to get fully ripe or "grained" for the knife, is ost
entirely all of which when secured can be cured in your barn with less fuel.
But from observation in this section I have found in my travels that feel is
but of second consideration at present, but when you get regularly into to
bacco you will find this item of wood of considerable import, and yon would
do well to commence in time to take care of it.
When I read the strong endorsement of the Snow Stick pro, t ss U
such tobacco men as Maj. R. L. Ragland, Hyco, Va., and F. M. Rogers,
Jr., Florence, S. C, together with many others, I could not hesitate to give
my full endorsement. Ed. M. PACE,
Manager Wilson Tobacco Warehouse.
Put in your order for 500 sticks and 8 baskets for each 10
foot barn more in proportion for larger barns the best in
vestment you ever made. It don't take an expert to select the
bottom leaves, nor to string or cure them.
Beautifully illustrated pamphlet with full instructions on
Raising, Curing, and Handling Tobacco issued free by
MODERN TOBACCO BARN CO
Oxford, North Carolina.
L. F. LUCAS, Lucama, N. C,
Apent for Wilson Count v.
Cooke, Clark & Co.,
(SUCCESSORS TO LUTHER SHELDON.)
Sash, Doors and Blinds, Builders' Hardware
Paints, Oils, Glass, Putty,
AND
Uuilding; Material,
No. 1 6 West Side Market Square and Roanoke Ave.,
NORFOLK, VA.
A. BRANCH, President.
A. P. BRANCH, Assistant Cashier.
Branch & Co.,
BANKERS,
Wiksoii, N. C.
TRANSACTS A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
IN ITS FfULLEST SCOPE.
SOLICITS THEBlJSINESS OF THE PUBLIC
GENERALLY.
Wootton's Pateil Wire Tobacco Hangers
CAN BE USED IN ANY BARN.
Wires are movable. Tobacco can be properly Spaced onStir k ami Bulkl
Down on tbe Wires when cured. Simplest, Cheapest and Best in the Market.
PRICES, when Cash Aeeoaapaniea tbe Order:
IOO Sticks Complete (7 Wires to Stick) $3.00
1,000 Wires (No Sticks) 4.00
PRICES ON TIKE t
100 sticks Complete) 3.5
1,000 Wires (No Sticks) 4.50
Baskets, per Dozen. 4.UO
Sample Stick aud Wire for 5 Cents.
P Treatise on Tobacco Culture and Curing FREE.
AGENTS WANTED.
TOBACCO HANGER M F C CO., Houston, Halifax Co., Va.
C.A.NasL&(o.,
MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN
Sashes, Doors, Blinds, Mantels, Moulding
and Stair Work.
HARDWARE, PAINTS, OILS, BRUSHES, ETC.
5, 7 and 8 Atlantic Street,
NORFOLK. Va.
Correspondence Solicited.
TOBAC
CO!
can afford not to use them, h is th
do more than those who haw spent a
for our illustrated pamphlet an, 1 ic,,j
tried them.
curing tobacco with the Snow Suck
wire process. I preface my remarks by
handled and been intimately associated
have watched closely every new device
bear.
5-21-3111.
J. C. HALES, Cashier