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WAR FEELING AT HOME.
SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS
OF ARTEMUS WARD.
The Showman Become Captain of a
Volunteer Company, and Breathe
Forth Threats and Slaughter He At
tends a Public Meeting.
Copyrighted and published by special arrange
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lisher. XIV.
THE WAR FEVER IN BAXDINSVILLE.
is I'd recoo
ay jAysikil
went over
into the village. The
peasantry was glad
to see me. The
skoolmaster sed it
was cheerin to see that gigantic intellect-
among 'em onct more. That's what
he called me. I like the skoolmaster, and
aliens send him tobacker when I'm off on
a travelin campane. Besides, he is a
very sensible man. Snch men must be
encouraged.
They don't git news very fast is Bald
insville, as not bin but a plank road runs
in there twice a week, and that's very
much out of repair. So my nabers wasn't
much posted up in regard to the wars.
'Squire Baiter sed he'd voted the dimi
cratic ticket for goin on forty year, and
the war was a dam black republican lie.
Jo. Stackpole, who kills hogs for the
'Squire, and has got a powerful muscle
into his arms, sed he'd bet $5 he could
lick the Crisis in a fair stand up fight, if
he wouldn't draw a knife on him. So
it went sain was for war and sum was
for peace.
The newspapers got along at last, chock
full of war, and the patriotic fever fairly
bust out in Baldinsville. 'Squire Baxter
sed he didn't b'lieve in Coercion, not one
of 'em, and could prove by a file of Eaglet
of Liberty in his garrit, that it was all a
Whig lie, got up to raise the price of
whisky and destroy our other liberties.
But the old.'Squire got putty riley when
he heard how the rebels was cuttin up,
and he sed he reckoned he should skour
up his old inuskit and do a little square
iitin for the Old Flag, which had allers
bin on the ticket he'd voted, and he was
too old to Bolt now.
The next mornin I 'rose with the lark
(N. B. I don't sleep with the lark, tho
A goak.)
My little dawter was execootin ballids,
accompany in herself with the Akordeon,
and" she wisht me to linger and hear her
sing, "Hark, I hear a angel singin, a
angel now is onto the wing."
"Let him fly, my child!" sed I, a-bucklin
on my armer, "I most forth to my Biz
1 had a seris time git tin into my tin Hi -
tary harness, as it was bilt for me many
years ago; but I finally got inside of it
tho' it fitted me putty clost. Howsever,
onct into it, I lookt fine in fact, aw-in
spirin. "Do you know me, Mrs. Ward?'
aed I, walkin into the kitchin.
"anow you, you 01a rooi." Of course
I do."
I saw at once she did.
We air progressin pretty well with our
drill. As all air commandin offissers
there ain't no jelusy, and as we air all
exceedin smart it faint worth while to
try to outstrip each other. The idee of a
company composed excloosively of Com
manders-in-Chiefs, orriggernated, I spose
L skurcely need say. in these Brane. Con
sidered as a idee, I flatter mvself it is
putty hefty. We've got all the tackticks
at our tongs' ends, but what we particly
excel in is restin muskits.
Our corpse will do its dooty. We go
to the aid of Columby we fight for the
stars!
We'll be chopt into sassige meat before
well exhibit our cote tales to the foe.
We'll fight till there's nothin left of as
but our little toes, and even they shall
defiantly wiggle! "Ever of thee,"
A. Ward.
A WAR MEETING.
Our complaint just now is war meet
in's. They've bin havin 'em bad in vans
parts of our cheerful Republic, and
nat'rally we caught 'em hero in Baldins
ville. They broke out all over us.
Posey County is aroused. I may say,
indeed, that the pra-hay-ories of In
jianny is on fire.
Our big meetin came off the other
night, and our old friend of the Bugle
was elected Cheerman.
The Bugle-Horn of Liberty is one of
Baldvinsville's most emineutest institoo
tions. The advertisements are well
written, and the deaths and marriages
are conducted with signal ability. The
editor, Mr. Slinkers, is a polished, skar
castic writer. Folks in these parts will
not soon forget how he used up the
Eagle of Freedom, a family journal pub
lished at Snootville, near here. The
controversy was about a plank road.
"The road may be, as our contemporary
says, a humbug; but our aunt ish't bald
headed, and we. haven't got a one-eyed
sister Sal! Wonder if the Editor of
the Eagle of Freedom sees it?" This
used up the Eagle of Freedom feller, be
cause his aunt's head does present a
skinned appearance, and his sister
Sarah is very much one-eyed, For a
genteel home-thrust, Mr. Slinkers has
few ekals.
Iwasfixin' myself up to attend the
great war meetin', when my daughter
entered with a yonng man who was evi
jently from the city, and who wore long
hair, and had a wild expression into his
eye. In one hand he carried a port
folio, and in his other paw claspt a
bunch of small brushes. My daughter
introduced him as Mr. Swetbikr, tha
distinguished landscape painter from
Philadelphy.
"He is a artist, papa. Here to one of
his master pieces a young mother aaa-
iu' admirin'ly upon her first born." and
my daughter showed me a really pretty
picter done in ile. "Is it not beautiful,
papa? He throws so much soul into his
work." f. sj
"Does he? does he?" said I "well, I
reckon I d better hire him to whitewash
our fence. I,t needs it. What will you
charge, sir," I continued, "to throw some
soul into my fence?"
My daughter went out of the room in
very short meeter, takin the artist with
her, aud from the emphatical manner in
which the dojor slam'd I concluded she
was summat disgusted at my remarks.
She closed the door, I may say. in italics.
I went into the closet and larfed all alone
by myself for over half an hour. I larfed
so vi'lently that the preserve jars rattled
like a cavalry omaeer's sword and things,
which it aroused my Betsy, who came
and opened the door pretty suddent. She
seized lue by the few lonely hairs that
still linger sadly upon my bare-footed
hed, and dragged me out of the closet,
incidentally obsarving that she didn't
at WL perated
m system,
exactly see why she should be compelled,
at her advanced stage of life, to open a
assylum for sooperanooated idiots.
My wife is one of the best wimin on
this continent, altho' she isn't always
gentle as a lamb, with mint sauce. No,
not always.
Bu1" to return to the war meet in'. It
was lai ?ely attended. The Editor of tho
Bugle arose and got up and said the fact
could no longer be disguised that we
were involved in a war. "Human gore,"
said he, "is no win". All able-bodied men
should seize a musket and march to the
tented field. I repeat it, sir, to the
tented field."
A voice "Why don't yon go yourself,
yon old blow hard?"
"I am identified, young man, with a
Arkymedian leaver which moves the
world." said the Editor, wiping his au
burn brow with his left coat-tail: "I al
lude, yonng man, to the press. Terms,
two dollars a year, invariably in advance.
Job printing executed with neatness and
dispatch f And with this brilliant bust
of elekance the Editor introduced Mr, J.
Brutus Hinkins, who is sufferin from an
attack of College in a naberin place. Mr.
Hinkins said Washington was not safe.
Who can save our national capeetle?
"Dan Setchell," I said. "He can do
it afternoons. Let him plant his light
and airy form onto the Long Bridge,
make faces at the hirelin foe, and they'll
all skedaddle! Old Setch can do it"
"I call the Napoleon of Showmen,"
said the Editor of the Bugle, "I call
that Napoleonic man, whose life
adorned with so many noble virtues,
and whose giant mind lights up this
warlike scene I call him to order.
I will remark, in this connection,
that the Editor of the Bugl does my job
printing.
"You," said Mr. Hinkins, "who live
away from the busy haunts of men do
not comprehend the magaitood of the
crisis. The busy haunts of men is where
people comprehend this crisis. We who
live in the busy haunts of man, that is
to say, we dwell, as it were, in the busy
haunts of men."
"I really trust that the gent'l'man will
not fail to say suthin' about the busy
haunts of men before he sits down,"
said I.
"I claim the right to express my senti
ments here," said Mr. Hinkins, in a
slightly indignant tone, "and I shall
brook no interruption, if I am a Soft
more." "You couldn't be more soft, my young
friend," I observed, whereupon there was
cries of "Order! order!"
"I regret I can't mingle in this strife
personally," said the young man.
" You migUt inlist as a liberty pole,"
said I in a silvery whisper.
"But," he added. "I have a voice, and
that voice is for war." The young man
then closed his speech with some strikin
and original remarks in relation to the
star-spangled banner. He was followed
by the village minister, a very worthy
man indeed, but whose sermons have a
tendency to make people sleep pretty in
dustriously. "I am willin' to inlist for one," he said.
"What's your weight, parson?" I
asked.
"A hundred and sixty pounds," he said.
"Well, you can inlist as a hundred and
sixty pounds of morphine, your dooty
bein' to stand in the hospitals arter a bat
tle, and preach while the surgical opera
tions is bein' perform .d! Think how
much you'd save the Govlment in mor
phine." He didn't seem to see it; but he made
a good speech, and the editor of the Bugle
rose to read the resolutions, as follers:
Resolved, That we view with anxiety
the fact that there is now a war goin' on,
and
Resolved, That we believe Stonewall
Jackson sympathizes with the secession
movement, and that we hope the nine
months men
At this point he was interrupted by the
sounds of silvery footsteps On the stairs,
and a party of wimin, carryin' guns and
led by Betsy Jane, who brandish'd a
loud and rattlin' umbreller, burst into
the room.
"Here," cried I, "are some nine-months
wimin!"
"Mrs. Ward," said the editor of the
Bugle "Mrs. Ward and ladies, what
means this extr ord'n'ry demonstration?"
"It means," said that remarkable fe
male, "that yon men air makin fools of
yourselves. You are willin' to talk and
urge others to go to the wars, but yon
don't go to the wars yourselves. War
meetin's is very nice in their way. but
they don't keep Stonewall Jackson
from comin' over to Maryland and help-
. ' r. . 1 . . . . J. 1 M : i i .
Ill UllllBCTll. to Lilt
What we want is
talk."
fattest beef critters.
more cider and less
"Oentl 'men,' said I, "that's my wife!
Go in, old gal!" and I throw'd up my
ancient white hat in perfeck rapters.
"Is this roll book to be filled up with
the names of men or wimin?" she cried.
"With men with men!" and our quoty
was made up that verv night.
A. Ward.
CONCERNING THE DRAFT.
SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS
OF ARTEMUS WARD.
Many Citizens Take Up Stage Driving as
an Occupation to Avoid Military Ser
vice Intelligence Received Relative to
the. Attitude of the Government.
lOopyrighted
merit with
Usher.
and published hy special arrange
G W Dillingham. New York, pub-
XV.
THE DRAFT IN BALDINSVILLE.
V I'M drafted 1 shall resign.
Deeply grateful for the onex
pected honor thus conferred
npon me I shall feel compeld to
resign the position in favor of
sum more worthy person. Mod
esty is what ails me.
1 meanter-say, I shall hav to resign if
I'm drafted every wheres I've bin inrold.
I must now, f urrinstuns, be inrold in up
ards of 200 diiTerent towns. If I'd kept
on travelin' 1 should hav eventooaly be
cum a Brigade, in which case 1 could
have held a meetin' and elect&j myself
Brigadeer-ginral quite unanimiss. 1
hadn't no idea there was so many of me
before. But, serisly, I concluded to stop
exhibitin'. and made tracks for Baldins
ville My only daughter threw herself onto
my boosnm, and said. "It is me faytherl
1 thank the Gods."
She reads the Ledger.
"Tip us yer bunch of fives, old faker!"
said Artemus, Jr. He reads the Clipper.
My wife was to the so win' circle. I
knew she and the wimin folks was havin'
a pleasant time alanderin' the females of
the other bo win' circle (which likewise
met that arternoon. and was doubtless
enjoyin luasrsaives eKaiiy wen in sun
derm' the fust named circle), and I didn't
send for her. I alius Take to see people
1 enjoy theirselves.
My son OsauSTUS was playin' onto a
floot
Orgustus is a ethereal cuss. The twins
was bildin' cob-houses in a corner of the
kitchen.
I It'll cost some postage stamps to raise
this fam'ly, and yet t 'ud go hard with
the old man to lose any lamb of the
! flock.
An old bachelor is a poor critter. Ha
' may have hearn the skylark or (what's
I nearly the same thing) Miss Kellogg
and Cablotty Patti sing; he may have
j hearn Olk Bull fiddle, and all the Dod
' worths toot, an' yet he don't know
nothin' about music the. real, ginuine
thing the music of the laughter of
happy, well fed children! And yon may
ax the father of snch children home
to dinner, feelin' werry sure there'll be
no spoons missin' when he goes away.
Sich fathers never drop tin five-cent
pieces into the contribution box, nor
palm shoe pegs off onto blind hosses for
oats, nor skedaddle to British sale when
their country is in danger nor do any
thing which is really mean. I don't mean
to intimate that the old bachelor is up
to little games of this sort not at all
but 1 repeat, he's a poor critter. He
don't live here only stays. He ought to
'pologize, on behalf of his parients, for
bein' here at all. The happy marrid
man dies in good stile at home, sur
rounded by his weeping wife and chil
dren. The old bachelor don't die at all
he sort of rots away, like a polly wog's
tail
My townsmen were sort o' demoral
ized. There was a evident desine to
evade the Draft, as 1 observed with sor-
rer. and patnusm was below far ana
Mar, too. A jew desprit. j I hadn't no
sooner sot down on the piazzy of the
tavrun than 1 saw sixteen solitary hoss
men, ridin' four abreast, wending their
way up the street.
"What's them? Is itcavilry?"
'That," said the landlord, "is the
stage. Sixteen able-bodied citizens has
lately bo' t the stage line 'tween here and
Scotsbnrg. That's them. They're Stage
drivers. Stage-drivers is exempt P
1 saw that each stage-driver carried a
letter in his left hand.
"The mail is heavy today," said the
landlord. "Gin'rally they don't have
more'n half a dozen letters 'tween 'em.
Today they've got one apiece! Bile my
lights and liver!"
"And the passengers?"
"There ain't any, skacely now-days,"
said the landlord, "and what few there
is very much prefer to walk, the roads is
bo rough."
"And how ist with you?" I inquired of
the editor of the Bugle-Horu of Liberty,
who sot near me.
"I can't go," he sed, shakin' his head
in a wise way. "Ordinarily I should de
light to wade in gore, but my bleedin'
country bids me stay at home. It is im
peratively necessary that I remain here
for the purpose of announcin' from week
to week that our Gov' incut is about to
take vigorous measures to put down the
rebellion!"
1 strolled into the village oyster sa
loon, where I found Dr. Schwazey, a
leadin' citizen, in a state of mind which
showed that he'd bin histin' in more'n his
share of pizeu.
"Hello, old -Beeswax," he bellered
how's yer grandmams? When you
goin' to feed your stuffed animils?"
"What's the matter with the eminent
physician?" I pleasantly inquired.
"This." he said, "this is what's thti
matter. I'm a habitooal drunkard! I'm
exempt!"
"Jes' so."
"Do you see them beans, old man?"
and he pinted to a plate before him.
"Do you sec 'em?"
"I do. They are a cheerful fruit when
used tempritly."
"Well." said he, "I hain't eat any
thing since last week. 1 eat beans now
because I eat beans then. I never mix
my vittles!"
"It's quite proper you should eat a lit
tle suthin' once in a while," I said. "It's
a good idee ' to occasionally instruct the
stummick that it mustn't depend excloo
sively on ticker for its sustainance."
"A blessin'," he cried; "a blessin' onto
the hed of the man what in wen ted beans.
A blessin' onto his hed!"
"Which his name is Gilson! He's a
first family of Bostin," said 1.
This is a specimen of how things was
goin' in my place of residence.
A few were true blue. The school
master was among 'em. He greeted me
warmlv. He said I was welkimto those
shores. He said 1 had a massiv mind.
It was gratifyin', he said, to see that
great intelleck stalkin' in their midst
onct more. I have before had occasion
to notice this schoolmaster. He is evi
dently a young man of far more than
ord'nary talents.
The schoolmaster proposed we should
git up a mass meetin'. The meetin' was
largely attended. We held it in the
open air round a roarin' bonfire.
The schoolmaster was the first orator.
He's pretty good on the speak. He also
writes well, his composition bein' seldom
marred by ingrammaticisms. He said
this inactivity surprised him. "What
do you expect will come of this kind of
doin's? Nihil fir
"Hooray for Nihil!" I interrupted.
"Fellow-citizens, let's giv three cheers
for Nihil, the man who fit!"
The schoolmaster turned a little red,
but repeated "Nihil fit"
"Exactly." I said. "Nihil fit. He
wasn't a strategy feller."
"Our venerable friend," said the
schoolmaster, smiling pleasantly, "isn't
posted in Virgil."
"No, I don't know him. But if he's a
able-bodied man he must stand his little
draft."
The schoolmaster wound up in elo
quent style, and the subscriber took the
stand.
I said the crisis had not only cum it
self, but it had brought all its relations.
It has enm, I said, with a evident inten
tion of makin' us a good long visit. It's
goin' to take off its things and stop with
us. My wife says so too. This is a
good war. For those who like this war,
it's just snch a kind of war as they like.
I'll bet ye. My wife says so too. If the
Federal army succeeds in takin' Wash
ington, and they seem to be advancin'
that way pretty often, I shall say it is
strategy, and Washington will be safe
And that noble banner, as it were
that banner, aa it were will be
a emblem, or rather, I should say.
that noble banner as it were. My wife
says so too. fl got a little mixed up
here, but they didn't notice it Keep
mum.J Feller citizens, it will be a
proud day for this Republic when Wash
ington is safe. My wife says so too.
The editor of the Bugle-Horn of Lib
erty here arose and said: "I do not wish
to interrupt the gentleman, but a im
portant despatch has just bin received
at the telegraph office here. I will read
it It is as follows: Oov'ment is about
to take vigorous measures to put down
the rebellion Loud applause. J
That, said I, is cheering. That's sooth
ing. And Washington will be safe
Sensation. Philadelphia is safe Gen.
Patterson's in Philadelphia. But my
heart bleeds partic ly for Washington.
My wife says so too.
There's money enough. No trouble
about money. They've got a lot of first
class bank-note engravers at Washing
ton (which place, I regret to say, is by
no means safe) who turn out two or three
cords ot money a day good money, too.
Goes well. These bank-note engravers
made good wages. I expect they lay up
property. They are full of Union senti
ment. There is considerable Union sen
timent in Virginny, more especially
among the honest farmers of the Shen
andoah valley. My wife says so too.
Then it isn't money we want. But we
do want men, and we must have them.
We must carry a whirlwind of fire
among the foe. We must crush the un
grateful rebels who are poundin' the
Goddess of Liberty over the head with
sinner-shots, and stabbin' her with stolen
knives! We must lick 'em quick. We
must introduce a large number of first
class funerals among the people of the
South. Betsy says so too.
This war hain't been too well man
aged. We all know that What then?
We are all in the same boat if the boat
goes down, we go down with her. Hence
we must all fight. It ain't no use to talk
now about who caused the war. That's
played out. The war is upon us upon
us all and we must all fight. We can't
"reason" the matter with the foe.
When, in the broad glare of the noon
day sun, a speckled "jackass boldly and
maliciously kicks over a peanut-stand do
we "reason" with him? I guess not.
And why "reason" with those other
Southern people who are trying to kick
over the Republic? Betsy, my wife, says
so too.
The meeting broke up with enthusi
asm. We shant draft in Baldinsville if we
can help it.
Au Indian Whom the Prince Befriended.
"Orouligatcklia, M. D., Toronto," was
written on the register at the Grand Pa
cific hotel by a -good looking, broad
shouldered sixjooter. The guest is an
Indian who in his youth was chief of a
tribe of Mohawks. The Prince of Wales
when he visited Canada was favorably
impressed with the dusky young chief,
and after some little urging the latter
consented to go England to be educated
at the expense of his royal highness. He
graduated at Oxford and subsequently
took a medical degree in a school in Lon
don. Since that time he has practiced
in Toronto. He is polished and refined
in hit; manners. Chicago Tribune.
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Don't flatter yourself that you can
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that had for its object the improvement and lifting the burden off the shout
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I know that it don't take a Solomon to say it, but the man who invents
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