IMMii'IM',,"ai,lM"lllll"l""""l,"IM'"MMMM""M""'l'"""'M Ttio Wilson CLAUDIUS F. WILSON, EDITOR & PROP R. 'LET ALL THE ENDS THOU AIM ST AT, BE THY COUNTRY S, THY GOD S, AND TRUTH S. $1.50 A YEAR CASH IN ADVANCE VOLUME XXII. WILSON, WILSON COUNTY, N. C, MAY 5th, 1892. NUMBER 16. AdvancG n IT New yi nigi STOCK low Open ! A Reidsville man thinks a mans' hair turns gray before his beard be cause his hair is about fifteen years the oldest. He may be right. EVERY PULL OF GOODS! 3 SIX CORD SPOOL COTTON AT 3C 1 UUUI 36 CENTS DOZEN. We have , Only about 00 -dozen and can get no more at this price. Would Stock but Like to tell you about our New havn't time just now, Pnm p nc though LOillC We take pleasure in showing the New Goods. J. M. LEATH, Manager The Cash Racket Stores. Nash and Goldsboro Streets. the Washington LIFE Insurance Co. OF NEW YORK. ASSETTS, - - - $10,500,000. 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The question whether the nominee orjthe platform should have the great est weight with the voters in the Presidential campaign, is dis cussed in the May number of the North American Review, by Senator Quay, of Pennsylvania, Senator Vest of Missouri, Representative Boutelle, of Maine, Representative Wilson, of West Virginia and Representative Kilgore1 of Texas. WHAT CONORKSS IS DOING. In criticising the demand of the Third party for government control of the Vailroads, the Raleigh News and Observer points out that it would take . about ten billions of dollars to buy them or, least that they cost that sum, and that North Carolina's share of the burden of making this invest ment would be $166,343,200, which "is just about the assessed value of her lands." Of this sum the farmers would have a large proportion to make over in some form. The Elizabeth City Falcon -Econo-mint argues in favor of reducing the number of men who compose a jury from twelve to six, and truly says : "Thel duty of a juror is a very re sponsible one, involving all the dear est interests of men, and the qualifi cationsof a juror should be more ex acting than those of any man invested with a public duty. They should be thoroughly equipped in character, in education, in intelligence, and in mental acumen and power of analysis. There is no magic power in the numerical 12 to transform men into a judicial body and invest them with a high sense of moral responsibility. Six men well chosen are better fitted indeed to weigh testimony in judicial scales than twelve, because responsi bility is more concentrated and selec tion more narrowed and less difficult." THE SUGAR TKI ST. If there is one thing the Demo cratic party is committed to more strongly than any one other it is the spirit of retrenchment and reform in the expense of running this great government. Early in the opening days of the present Congress it will be remem bered that Judge Holman introduced a resolution the aim of which was to reduce the expenses of the govern ment to cut down appropriations, in other Words. When Grover Cleveland, the best President we have had for many years, left the White House and the reins of the administration were turned over into the hands of his Republican successor, it is remem bered that there was on hand a sur plus of over one billion dollars. When the last Congress the Fifty First adjourned, this surplus was not only spent, but a deficiency stared the country in the face. The utter reck lessness and extravaeance of one Republican Congress which spent more than one billion dollars caused this. It was unheard of and our people looked on aghast, with futile amazement, at such a wonder ful display of reckless extravagance. Futile, did we say ? No ! For when election day came they rose up and the men guilty of such abuse of power, were hurled from their seats and a revolution, such as our country had never before seen, swept the country and sent a Democratic ma jority of more than 150 to the House of Representatives. They were pledged to retrenchment, economy, and reform of such abuses. It is about time to inquire how these men are fulfilling the pledges demanded of them by their constituents. What is the record, is a pertinent query. The following table shows the reduction as compared with last year : OUR WASHINGTON LETTER. The Passing of Noyes, Rep. Vance is all Right, the Reports About His Health Exaggerated Two Brilliant North Car olinians Succeed "Baldy" Williams is Willing to Trust the People Gorman a Presidential Possibility Congress WilJ Possibly Adjourn in September. .$ 386,629.37 less 1 'iave now on 1 lot of fi Mules hand a select ne Horses and at my Sale Stables on Goldsboro Street. The lot consists ot I , F Fine arm lilies And-.excellent driving an4 1 drauht horses. It is to ur interests to see thes& .animals before Purchasing dsew-hef- I will be S'ad to show 4.L. mem to you. R it). 2-ii-tf. espectlully, FARM The more perfecdy acquainted we become with the workings of a tariff law the more strongly we favor absolute free trade. We would like to see our people sell where they can command the highest price and buy where they can get goods cheapest. This seems to us right and just. Here are a few facts about the tariff, as applied to sugar, an every-day neces sity, that will prove convincing : The sugar trusty now owns every active sugar refinery in the United States except three. Those three are owned by large stockholders in the trust, and are operated "in harmony" with it. The trust has, therefore, an actual monopoly of the business in this country. The actual value of the plants it controls is less than $35,000,000, but the trust is capita lized at $85,000,000, and it will pay this year 34 per cent, on that false capitalization, or 37 per cent on actual investment. It was extorting less while it had opposition, but since it bought up the remaining opposition it has deliber ately added three-eights of a cent a poundto refined sugar. In other words, it has levied an additional tax of $22, 500,00 a year upon the people of the country who consume sugar. This is extortion, pure and simple. There is nothing whatever given in return for the money taken, and the trust is enabled to take it solely by virtue of the tariff duty of one half cent a pound on foreign refined sugar. Even if foreign sugar were on the free list the cost of bringing it here about one eighth cent a pound would enable the . trust to undersell foreign competitors. The additional tariff duty enables it to extort more than $20,000,000 a year from the people. The Government gives the trust its raw materials tree. IN ay, more; it taxes the people to pay two cents a pound of the purchase price of all raw sugar bought by the trust from American producers. Why should the Government also give the trust the means of extorting $20,000,000 a year over and above naturally enormous profits ? Why should there not be bill presented at once to put refined sugar on the free list, so that the sugar trust may be compelled to kell sugar at a reasonable price and a fair profit i Why should an organiza tion of enormously rich monopolists be specially authorized by law to rob the people in this way ? Army appropriation bill District of Columbia bill 609,544.90 less Military Academy bill. 3i399-46 less Indian appropriation bill 8,949,015.42 less Pension appropriation bill 389,719.00 less Naval appropriation bill 9,064,831.78 less ! C LANIER. AXT-PR?P.RIETOR "on Marble Works sn, N. c. Total $19403.139 93 less The Sundry Civil, the Diplomatic and Consular, and the River and Harbor appropriation bills are already on the calendar. The Sundry Civi comes from Judge Holman's commit tee. It carries, as reported, $12,252, 576.72 less than last year. The Diplomatic and Consular Appropria tion bill comes from the Committee on Foreign Affairs, of which James H. Blount, of Georgia, is Chairman. It is $72,000 less than the amount appropriated last year. Add these these amounts to those given above and the total is st.i, 727, 710.05 less than the appropriations for the same purposes last year. The reader must bear in mind that there was no River and Harbor bill last year. This year the committee reports an appropriation of $2 1,290, 975. If this is passed the figures must be subtracted from the amounts given above, which would made the total reduction $10,426,741.95 The Agricultural, the Fortifica tions, the Legislative, Executive and Judicial, and the Post Office Appro priation bills are yet to be reported. They aggregated last year $106,-737.853-86. So much lor a Democratic House. Does it not look as if the pledges were being carried out? Does ft not seem that the Democratic party is ready to give the people relief ? Is it not yet to be trusted ? So when a speaker comes to you arraigning both old parties equally and alike, for the evils that beset you, remember this. 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The most important event in Con gress during the past week was the seating of Mr. Rockwell, ofElmira, New York, in the contested election case of Noyes vs. Rockwell. Every member of the North Carolina dele gation, except Mr. Crawford, voted for Rockwell. 'Mr. Rockwell says his chances became stronger as soon as the evidence was given to the House and the speeches commenced. Mr. O'Ferrall, Chairman of the Elec tions Committee made the closing speech against Mr. Rockwell. In replying to Mr. Cochran, of New York he made a hit which brought down the House. On opening Mr. O'Ferrall said he hoped that a calm would succeed the hurricane which had just passed over the House. The speech of the gentleman from New York reminded him of a little story. belated traveler was journeying over the country road in the midst ot storm. His horse he guided by the flare of the lightning. But although the storm was a fierce one the flames were infrequent, while the peals of thunder were incessant. Finally the wayfarer sent up the invocation : "Oh, Lord ! it it is the same to you, I would like to have a little more light and not quite so much noise. ' ' Long continued laugh -ter. It is a fact that Bourke Cochran's speech was a brilliant mass of glitter ing generalities. Unfortunately, Mr. O Ferrall lost his temper, or at least departed from he good nature which characterized the opening of his argument, and lost ground thereby. In view of the vote of the majority of the North Carolina delegation, it would seem that the evidence must have been tn favor of the gentleman from Elmira. Reports of the extreme illness of Senator Vance sent out from here have been greatly exaggerated. I walked a square on Pennsylvania Avenue with him very recently and ft. 1 saw no signs ot a general oreaK down." On the contrary his step was springy, his conversation cheer ful and his appearance that of a robust strong man. He looks as if he were good for many years to come. He has gone home to rest. He says Western North Carolina makes a new man of him, always. Walter Page, one of the founders of the State Chronicle, was in this city recently. He has become The owner of a maiority of the stock of the Manufacturers' Record, Balti more, and says it promises to be a great financial success. Mr. Page is the very man to. make it an all around success. Besides this, he is now both business manager and editor of the Forum, N. Y., at a salary of $10,000. Woodrow Wilson, Esq., an author of national prominence, and the son of Rev. Dr. Jos, R. Wilson, formerly pastor of the First Presbyterian church of Wilmington, N. C, has recently visited this city. He is now a profes sor at Princeton College and the President of that1 well known institu tion of learning has intrusted to him the duty of establishing and equip ping a new department, that of Law at Princeton. Prof. Wilson will be at the head of it. This young gen tleman may be regarded as a North Carolinian, having spent much of his life in Wilmington where his father was regarded as one of the foremost Presbyterian preachers in the State tie has throughout lorth C arolina a number of classmates who, with him, are alumni of Princeton. Miss Tucker, of Raleigh, is in this city the guest of the family of Chief Justice Fuller. She has made many friends and admirers by her beauty of person, grace of manners, and varied accomplishments. Count and Countess Sponneck left here yesterday for Asheville, N. C where they will probably remain for several months. Dr. Duncan McKinn, who has spent sometime in Asheville for his health, died here yesterday of con sumption. Hon. A. H. A. Williams says he thinks from observations made dur mg his recent trip nome, that tne prospects for a united Democracy are brightening. Like benator Ransom he has great faith in the ultimate good sense, loyalty and patriotism of our people. I he Republicans here, however, are calculating on great gains, through the machinations of the Third Party demagogues in the State of Georgia, Alabama, 1 ennes- see, North Carolina, and Virginia They will be doomed to bitter dis appointment unless our people have changed very greatiy within the past year or so. It is claimed that Senator Gor man's retirement from the Nationa Committee is tantamount to a declar ation of his candidacy for the Presi dency. After Cleveland, I believe he is the strongest man the Demo crats could name. The Republican papers are so much afraid of Cleve- land that they are not self possessed enough to disguise it. riere is tne way in which the Post announces Senator Palmer's candidacy this morning. The Post's editor-in-chiei is Hon. Frank Hattop, Postmaster General in Arthur's cabinet, a close friend of General Clarkson and one of the most rabid Republicans I have ever known. He says : "Senator Palmer has come to the conclusion that it is no longer wise to deny his friends the privilege of naming him as a Presidential candidate, and the most good just before the elec "Muuuuceu 10 me Illinois congress- t:on wnen -,11 ,.nrt(. nf nrn.,,:,ps r I men that he would like to h.v-P ihP uon wnen all sorts oi promises can vote and endorsement of his own State, he made as to what it will do. and that he intends to ask for this. Up Senator Call has offered a resolu- to the present time Senator Palmer has tion which, if adopted and carried he preferred his nomination to that of valuable information. It provides for any other Democrat. The Senator is the appointment of a committee to beginning to leel, perhaps, that the . inquire into the Dresent value ner How Lous Will The Candle Bnro ? If You Are a Good Guesser, Now Time to Prove it. is The Zl" nule of the railways of the United in some other direction to some good "tes, tcir present capitalization and Western man like himself, for instance. "Senator Palmer's course is to be There is on exhibition at the store of commended. It will be better for all concerned if the exact position of each Presidential possibility is clearly under stood. Senator Palmer is a can didate in every sense of the word. He is not lurking in the shadow of some other man's boom so as to step up and claim the usufruct as soon as it becomes apparent that the "other man" cannot be nominated. With Illinois present ing the name of Palmer, Pattison with the Pennsylvania delegates at his dis posal, Gray as the choice of Indiana in a certain contingency, Iowa pressing the claims of Boies, and New York for Hill, there is every reason for anticipa ting a lively time at Chicago." There will be a "lively time at Chicago" unless the voice of the masses of the people makes itseh oud and strong enough to compel the politicians to center on their con spicuous choice Grover Cleveland. It is said by expert guessers that this Congress will not adjourn until September. During June there will not be much progress made in legis- ation. The conventions at Minneap olis and Chicago will command the lttention of the politicians of both parties. It is impossible to get through with the appropriation bills and other necessary legislation dur ing May. In July and August both Democrats and Republicans will go to work to manufacture campaign material. New postoffices have recently been established at Emit, in lohnston county, with Joseph H. Eatman as postmaster ; at Monatock, in Mont gomery county, with Pleasant C. Sanders as postmater ; at Fernhurst, in Jackson county, with George A. Hughes as postmaster. J. N. Fuller has been removed as postmaster at Berea, in Granville county, and J. A. Swansey appointed in his stead. S. B. Wallace, postmaster at Abbotts- burg, in Bladen county, has been succeeded by the appointment of J. S. Cain, and M. S. Merrill has been appointed postmaster at Clear Run, in Sampson county, to fill a vacancy caused bv the death of the former postmaster, Mr. S. E. Johnson. J. J. Bright has succeeded J. S. Council as postmaster at. Council btation, in Bladen -county ; W. Russell succeeds L. O. Tonvielle at Duck Creek, in Onslow county ; E. L. Faison suc ceeds C. Faison at Elliott, in Samp son county : T. Ross succeeds M. Merritt at Ham, in Bladen county; L. M. Perry succeeds G. C. Mac- Cougald at Rosedale, in Bladen coun ty;). N. Shumaker succeeds J. N. Neal at University Station, in Otange county, aiid i, G. Gain is J. O. Byrne's successor at Willis Creek, in Bladen county, the latter having ten dered his resignation. Among the changes in the War Department this week was the resig nation of Guy V. Barnes, of North Carolina, who held a $1,000 clerk ship in the record and pension divis ion. .1 1 rr me amerence between sue zation and their actual cost gross and net receipts ; number and compensation of employes ; amount of bonded indebtedness and cdpital and stock ; and a list of stockholders and bondholders, giving their resi dences. ' The Republicans are trying hard to make party capital out of the I Democratic vote by which Represcn- ! tative Rockwell, of New York, was retained in his seat, notwithstanding '; the report of a majority of the Elec dons Committee in favor of the con-' testant. Representative McMiflin, ! of Tennessee, voiced the general Democratic, as well as-the corhm'on ' sense view, when he said of it: "I j cannot see how it can effect the Dem- j ocratic party. It was a case upon which men could honestly differ and upon which they did differ. Mr. i Mr. Rockwell had the advantage of j the skill which his case was presented j and there were many minds that were : not made up until the final presenta-1 tion of the case. The very length of the debate and the perfect freedom which marked it was .sufficient to show the country that the Democrat ic House was willing to listen to every phase of the case." An exchange says that Jerry Simp son, the "sockless statesman" of Kan sas, it is rumored, will petition Con-, gress for a $2,000,000 appropriation for the purpose of experimenting in crossing honey bees with lightning bugs, under the impression that should he succeed the bees will be able to word at night. Senator Vorhees says Of the plat form adopted by the Indiana Demo cratic Convention : "It is a sound platform,, embracing tariff reform and currency of gold and silver and legal tender paper (greenbacks ) on an equality with each other. This is the old Democratic platfortn, and no new departure toward Wall Street." 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A black eye is generally avoidable, but blotches, pimples, and other scrolulous and eruptive marks steal upon us without warning, and are frequently the first intimation of the fact that Our blood is going wrong. A prompt and systematic use of P P P (Prickly Ash, Poke Root and Potassium), will purify thv blood, cleanse the skin and give back to the face natures familiar, ruddy sins of health. Get it of your druggist. Better Than Womanless Heaven. (FROM ANOTHER CORRESPONDENT.) Washington, April 25, 1892. Mr. Harrison's visit to New York this week, while ostensibly for the purpose of attending the laying of the corner stone of the Grant monument, is in reality for the purpose of set tling the question of his candidacy for a renomination. He will carry with him the two men were taken into the cabinet solely to bring about his renomination Secretaries Foster and Elkiiis and while there these political manipulators will meet the Republican bosses of New York and other States and try to make bai gains with them. Secretary Foster has just returned from Ohio, where he went to lay Harrison's wires, and there is reason for believing, although he maintains to the contrary, that he found the anti-Harrison sentiment too strong for him, and that the Ohio delegation will go to Minneapolis un instructed. With such States as Pennsylvania and Ohio sending un mstructed delegations, it becomes necessary for Mr. Harrison to capture the New Yotk delegation or throw up the sponge. Senator Teller is doing all he knows how to do to make himself disagreeable to the administration. Not satisfied with charging Mr. Har rison with having been in league with the money power lobby to defeat the free coinage bill in the House, he knocked the bottom out of a very nice little scheme which Mr. Harri son has been concocting for election eering purposes by a resolution, which was adopted by the Senate, calling upon the President for information as to what steps have been taken toward the holding of an international monetary conference, and for copies of all correspondence with govern ments invited to participate therein. Senator Sherman made a hole for Mr. Harrison to crawl out by amend ing the resolution, by adding "If not incompatible with the public inter ests," but Mr. Teller intimates that Mr. Harrison would better not try to make use of it. It is known that Mr. Harrison has had secret agents at work for months trying to get the European governments to agree to take part in such a conference, and it is said that they have succeeded in getting a number of them to do so, and that the conference is to be held when it will do the Republican party long it will take this Candle to burn up. It will be lighted on Monday, May 30, 1892, at 12 o'clock sharp, and will burn continu ously until entirely consumed. The per - son guessing nearest the time it takes to burn up will receive, with our compliments and best wishes, Free -:- of -:- Charge, one of the following articles, of which they shall have the privilege of choosing : One $ 1 2.50 Dress Pattern Or One S 1 2.50 Suit of Clothes. Every customer is entitkd to a guess, free of charge, and for every dollar or fraction of a dollar spent to exceed one dollar, they are entitled to an additional guess. But no further guesses will be allowed after the candle has been lighted. 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BANj Some of the papers', in referring to Colonel Ingersoll's remarks at a ban quet recently, made him say that lie would rather go to eternal torment with the woman he loved than to Heaven if women were not there- This immensely delighted a certain young woman, who soon after took occasion to tell him so. The colonel heard her through smilingly, then he said : "Yes, yes, very nice, indeed, but I never said it." This was a blow, but his eyes twinkled, so she asked him what he had said. He took up a pen and wrote for a moment in silence, handed her the paper and then said : "There, now, how does that please you ?" This was what he had written "According to theoldgians woman brought all the trouble into this world. If this is true, then I had rather live with the woman I love in a world of trouble than to live in heaven with nobody but men." And the woman liked it better, ever so much. WILSON, N. C. 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