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gElCHBSBY M.QUAD A Ace Better. ibcre arrived at Prairie City . THE WILSON ADVANCE: JULY 8. 1897. "B'"' ! 5' StmitAtliiitiii T - 1. i. I. .1 . - . - x vu3 uc ma coarmonsn trnlnv " ra. marked Gilfoyle, "and I saw a man pentenced to tho penitentiary for.thrc8 vears for bicamv " 1 026 laL Grizzly Gulch a bold,. bad i Etfu i hair, a voice- like the man V1: ioll and a terrible thirst for roar 0 j M-nd He stood on the public 7 Wh, ,o have one itfd. . , rininh fnli wile. .ffrES; : "I if -Ke-.v York Sunday cro' ied. CD, rattlesnakes and ccntipeda D 81S . fc i,of orcrv varmint ... 1)11 I. LliUV V 1 J - 3 'i, -flo'-T in terror at sound of hi3. and rep1 , -j i,Q had hp.pn stialned (.,(.PrS a-5 "1U foot3- " ,.n r.vpr bv wild horses, 1 . . nuHiin2. uursued by a prairie j-trnct. , ,in,vn'bv auieksands, bu ! - 1 . linnr1T " Il Tl Journal. Departfed Grazing; - "Just 33 years ago today," said the the ton of mv head was i . " grazed by a bullet." . "There isn't much grazing there now, cill lived ana was uuugiy 1U"U j3 there, grandpa?" was the comment of n ears fried in bacon grease, v When the yourige'st, grandchild, and as ti old Str-q went his way, he was as good geutle.au rabbed 'his bare poll he had , I- rt tiTT flllll W11U1U tLKJ t lJ.il!. a J It- i. .e -i.,,. as " " . iu uuJli luo uuiiui:ii;i'S3 uj. iuo iiasci- bis way rather than disturb a tica. Indianapolis Journal. -it hut wuen imugs vreiit 7"; A GREAT BARRIER. Was tho One Thing That Kept a Dear DVionrl Aw.1V. ' My wife finished the note, with her . ... . . - i What is it. my deaf?" I asked.'. i "Why; it -13 from Mrs. TUQer, sue replied "slowly and thoughtfully, "tell ing me that poor Mary is dying and is extremely anxious to see me. ' V 'Well, why don't yoa go as once?" I ashed. "Why, I don't see how I can," re plied my wife. ' Why not?" 1 demanaea irapaiienuy. i 4 1 i J VJ ' - - - j "It's broad daylight, it Jtirt ravjing, . . . . . ana you have a new ure au . - Oh. I vn u t ever t i)JK cr sucn iXVXw for Infants and Children. " Ca8toriaovreIl&3aptatochadrethat Lrecoeal it a superior to any prescripUou known to me." JL A. Ahcheo, JL D., . Ill So. Oxford St.- Brooklyn, N. Y. ; things with such a gu:uo:.3, pro tested mv wife. "Why don't yon go "Or rln tot ir.jsift, nrr:r go over "and borrow Thoiripso-'s wheel i 'i J I il. oarrow anii iruuuia ;uu mnci , fVT, TU T rlnn't coo llfM? Vfin P!in Vil, UUli.'l) X 1 J i joke at such a time as this," respond - j my wife; uitnost m tears. - M(ion- t rpthrrprl. "vnu mistake : I am not joking. What feminine f col ishucss prevents 'yen from immediately granting the'last request of a very dear friend is beyond my poor comprehen sion, that 'is all. ' Will you kindly en lighten me?" - - "Goodness knows," said my wife. I rt ' co tnrcnen nr9 aim vaic--:xu Mary, but under the circumstances I rlnn't see I really don't see how I can ' - ' . . i. . cail,tnere now. I clecpiug n -, '! - - tbru lOOli cuu nowuiu ...- , . , To GrOTf Up tho names of 21 m.en he had buried, Why do pcoyle take L he had a poor memory .at that He cst hl vvhat-they call'd S naturally a peaceful man, but once il0N,? fba responsible for damages. .fc b8 a gocc thiugto go there and auger continued talking m thia ( crcp3 with the country."" Chicago Tribune. Ironed he cculd not nom mm uiiu x pre3u. I r I I III II. I WH II .'iC I f nnld llCC Da It'sjjui-ujw - . . cfr-ailpr COnilUUtU lUIUfeiu t,J for quarter ui an uwu, 3iU wi , . n, i ..... ufd . . i trip 1 1 1 v i nuu mnvu a whlC...' ttp hnd stonned for breath and i"cu . i ;nmn -iii: lna liT. s getting reaiiy iu ju iin when a man who had been lean- ofcainst the front ct a snaniy saioou over to him and drawled out: StraDger, vmar am yunaj jo u To Grow Up. so much inter- .rkcet Africa, i go then.?" I urged, jpen riding? Shall I e they have a kind cf idea r from- . . , ' j ' n-i. ;rcm Gnzziy uujcxi, mi, v Gulch is the beginnin of Fightm creeks . , . -, And ye've tinea mtu: Acres of em. And held towns?" ,; ;A dozen of 'em." And yer name? VVbat mignt; yei DC. wvinnn! Thar ain't a crit- hi this hull keutry what don't trem- when ho hears it! Jy name, sir, ai m : . ... Ann T 1 1 1 " S-o?" drawled tne rrainsuny man. 1 1 ) ni FnrrTTv nrvo. reaiiy soriy. Don't go fur to rile mel" shouted . .. stranger as he llung ms armsauouu - " Moving the Well A family who' have recently taken into their employ a rosy cheeked Irish maid of all work say that her blunders ,4 Ll CJ Llli tt M.w . .. .. pensate for any trouble they may entail. One day the man of the honso stated in Bridget's hearing tbat.be intended to have a wcodbouse duuc on u pituo 01 ground which at that time inclosed a well. , , Anrl snre. sorr." said the inquiring Bridget, "will yon be movin the well to a more cenvauient spot whin the woodhouse i3 builted?" - .. - A smile crossed her employer's face, and instantly Bridget s uv that Eho had made a mistake of some sort. "Itvs mesilf that's a fool, I'm think in," she' said hastily, bound to retrieve herself' "Av coorse whin , the well was moved ivery drop of wather would run out av it.J1 Youth's Companion. Th use of 4Castoria, is so universal and its merits S3 vrell knov. that it seems & orfc of suporerotion to endorse it. Few are the intIlinfc f ailies -Lo do Xiot keep Castona w ithin easy reach." C03 3Ias.ti, D. D., lievr oro:y i CastorK cures Colic, Constipation, SoarStoaca,DiThoea,Eructatioa, Kills vror3, gives sleep, and promotes di gestion, Without injurious medication. "For several ycirs I have reco mended Castor;a, and s'aiU always conUnue to do so, it has invariably produced heneScoaJ rcsidts." - , " EDnx F. Tasdee, 31. D ir th Street and 7th Avb., Xew Yor Oty. Teb Cestacil CoiirASV, 77 Mtmi Ssr YoRS Why not?" I again demanded sharp- w - -' "... ". "' . i iJ w n - ' . i ll : I V . . , W . lrr "Because," explained iny,wife plain tively, "you see Mary owes me a call. " Kew York Sunday Journal. ' A rjuddlnz rhilosopher. " ' "Sov raw. is it anything to brag about when you don't do something "T'm inclined to think not. Why do 1,9 ! - 44 'Cause I'veV jstr been reading that cherry tree story 'boat Washiu'ton."- Detroit Free Press. Durability of Wod; In very dry atmospheres the durabil nimnt incredible. Pieces nnHpn caskets and wooden Ul l UUU) i . , thdrawn trom mwwea nj --- ifior. MtRMmbs of an antiquity 2,000 or 3,000 years antedating the Jhnstian era. - Quinine and other fe ver medicines take from 5 in 10 days to cure fever. Jomson's Chill.aadh.ever Tonic cures in ONE DAY. v "The .stcckhcldera in our bank held an extra meeting. , Ym. What did they do?" "Thcw pipp.prl another board of di rectors' to manage the two typewriter girls." Chicago iiecora. IIi3 Old Llalady. "I hear that O'P.ourke has left the police force." j? . "Yes. A very queer cusu iuu. Why? What was tho matter.' got insomnia. ' vjiuvciuiiu . Ydmm- li h (f) fflf iklir . ' n mm LamkmmA H; nr. - n v ? irCorJnl is first-class and our -prices are as low 0 i as the lowest for all kinds of . "Wi "He Leader.: '3 ii & i t. : i i .. 35 rfll 1 n v; .....Send us your orders..... "I'M FOUR ACE JACK," HE SAID AS- TOUCaED THE When you go to the "Land of the Sky" sure ana sxop at ui Who be ye that ye ar' sorry far Three 1 J -tllTl I j v KJ J l wj ii . . b . Jarl? " renlied the X IXi . U Ui v w wmw-J; A ilofl n" rnn and touched the stranger's nose with tho muzzle, j and as fonr. eces reckon ye'd better travel!" , . "Say," said the man from Grizzly if.r.l?- nrnnnd. "I've got pressin bizne'ss over at Cedar City, and if this yere crowd will kindly ex cuse me I'll be goinl" We watched him until he was half a raile awav watched him, 'with no man speaking -"a wcrd. Then the man with the gun restored it to its holster and started back for the saloon with the muttered exclamation : - ' "Bah! Hq was cnly a duffer." Iipiecticns of a Bachelor. TT?ur, ivi snvs Khe's clad she isn't a mau, yoti may be pretty sure she's bowlegged or sometnmg. . . ; St. Peter couion i navo utxj ujii UVU1"V4V Tic Great Scenic Bout e TO AND FROM TENNESSEE CENTEHfUAL EXPOSITION. .. RflAY l-OCTOBER 30. The Frotectionisfc Performance. The following is a part of .ex-Congressman John De Witt Warner s criti- piim yt T t. rlnv Hill: "As it stands the most brilliant part, of the pending performance cui eating the words of . the same actors m the Fifty-first congress. -The McKmley bill of that date" was virtually .entitled 'a bill to reduce revenues. The Dingley bill is specially coimnended as a; revenue frottfiT. TUn MTTinlct-.lnll TSOintcd Wltil d'-uu. c iuvxj.iv-,; i pride to the poor man's '.free breakfast , a., i-i . t-. . -l i . mi .... ninn cnOilT 1 mule. Tne umgiev ciii yui uv -e a single item cf the breakf a&t table, enc-third of the total amount cf the tariff tax proposed. The items which are supposed to help the farmer are good examples cf so: .setting; your trap as to. '-'cotch 'cm a-cr.rin and a-gwina' For instarjceL we have reciprocity iu ordei. to give he farmers a market abroad for :hat it is assumed they .caunot produce for home .consumption unless they are highly protected as is dene by another Kpetion cf the bill." : - heart to keep any married man out 01 It always makes a man mad to have his wife start to read over a lot of old fv iofor Hp vrote her before they LUUi. ivvk"" ' ..w. , Wd UJUllltu. - m nnA ti.-iriv neonle home means a place where the husband can sit and emoke in his shirt sleeves and where the wife dan go around witn no cuouu. The reason wny wotuu .i. so interested in a bride is because the married ones are wondering ..whetbPX the knows as-much as. they do, and the unmarried ones are wondering whether thev know as much as she does. IN ew York Press Classifying Tt.cm. . . . r- . a l . . Tommy had. baa ; bjs eyes ior bui - . . ?ri:. time on the visitor's hands. ra;jC'?i$5 . -v;;, ..... . x-x A xro- TTATit?T rates on . I V M 1 Hi ' N. G. , u v, Kf-antiful mountains of Western Nortn Carolina auu x see. Fare tor rounu p q &bo i fii: IQ.2.S. I3-oO : Ij.oo Norfolk, Va. 27.00 19- 1 li rin cn n CtlHl and Fe- . ,; otc nt droDortionate rr n 4 1 coIp (mm all stations, ver Tome is, a unc-""' u th and daily on - j .( - v" .. 1 .00. 'ni atiri m- Care. It cures t tie most stubborn case of Fever in 24 Hours. : -No " belaid with the air of P .man Whoffeels it his disagreeable doty toder aruek-itv,on'tdotoallow.- ?WhvnSi bis wife inquired. W 1 2!,r;o n competent to understand ' Tnlitical questions as men are. i P011!1 , ..a ni. hat there are oth- eer mcio -when aman bets to be bets made. .ow, wneu $R n iiTt it never costs more than $6 or $b a hat, "e5 ffhir svm- if he loses, .but ii - it be loses. rr-- . nv..- patbies aroused, there AJ. Ling for them to do eXceP,tarecipi ; - v thing ior luciij iu ' r - , . t ECONOIVIY in taking Hood's Sar- I teba paDic by wagering boets thai & saparilla-, because " 100 doses i one th0 Mature of things can t coat . less dollar" is peculiar to and true only of 0 Q?ipp; "-Washington btar, . the One True BLOOD "Purifier. - . : . rst .'until and in and alter W . 8-. eluding Let. i5 ""twin" r ' v rl after Aoril adunlan1l Hmit 2o days in addition to date of sale. F Rates in this colum apply to Min- - and .uniformed brass fo bl a Sai y oginninK April d?th fSn" land including -Oct ,J97. final limit. 10 days . in .addition to date nf sale. r Rates in this column apply to v- Kates .i up;r tparhers bona fide stuaeni- " "ni ,irket. in parties ot 5 nrincinles upon written iTniwrsities rnllesres, schools and Universities. "l" WefSkl limit jo dain addVion to date of sale t M. Culp, r, P A J Traffic.Manager. 1 l ... ' ' ASHEVILLE, i r vi.., fi- Ftnr-views, abundance T nrted near tie centre ui un- utj - - -i , .f,,! of sSe and fresh grass. Beautiful grounds. W,th tasteful surroundings. Free Billisircls. Tables aM SerYice First Class.- Rates Moderate. Special terms by the week or month. S. 11. REED, Proprietor. H. A. LATHAM, Chief Clerk.
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