-4 V YEAR : Zm IN ADYAHCE. 'ME F ALL 1KB EHDS THOU AIMS?' AftE TH COUKTRfS. THLGOD'S AND TRUTHS."- BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM. VOLUME T-TTTTT' 111 WILSON, CECEMBEB. 15. 1 8981 1 J1.-jL.JL NUMBER 50. i .... I.. ...... " i : v ' ' ' T-" ' ! .. , : : 1 : : : ; , . ..." - ; u '? , No matter what you pay for it tcrora is the cheapest medi cine in the world for that cough7 of yours. STRANGE SLEEPING PLACES. Novel Position'' Assumed' by Some People For a Xap. . .' ;".-' Probably the strangest sleeping place recorded was that, of a gentleman whom a policeman found sleeping on the top of the sharp spikes of an area railing:' Before the, magistrate on the - following ' morning he stated that he was never more surprised in his life when -he awoke to find himself where he was. One of the spikes had entered the sleeper's clothing without, how ever,' disturbing his slumbers. There are several authentic cases of bicyclists sleeping while riding their machines, and police constables on duty have been known to fall asleep- while. standing on the pavement with out -support of any kind.. Recently a inan engaged to pick apples was caught indulging in a surreptitious nap astride a branch, and it is quite a common . practice of the men who bring garden produce into London for the early morning markets to fall asleep while seated cn the shaf t3 of the cart, trust ing to their horses in order to arrive, safely at their destination. A hotel servant once dozed off while sitting outside cleaning the top row of windows in a seven-story building. But tliis feat was eclipsed by a steeple jack, who found the distance , between the top pf the church steeple on which he was at work and the ground below too far to go for his dinner, so he par took, cf the meal up aloft, and then lay down on the solitary plank, face downward, with his arms hanging in the air,, and fell asleep. At Hackney a man slept nightly for ten years inside a four-wheeled cab. A fire in winter was, of course, out of the question, ..but his comforts were few, and a few sacks did dirty for bedclothes. while for a pillow he used a piece of board. ' Struck liv LixiJnlng 20O limes. A very singular record is attached to a deserted and ruined house at Dart-" moor. England. It was built by a wealthy landowner, with the intention of making it his country residence;, but before the building operations were completed a heavy thunderstorm broke over Dartmoor, and- the house, was struck by lightning, the roof being dis mantled. The damage was repaired and the house quickly finished. . No sooner did the. owner take, up his resi dence in it than another violent storm struck the house; and destroyed the chimney-stack, doing, -besides, consid erable damage. This made the owner nervous, and he left the house. It was toon shown that his fears were not gToundless.for in nearly every thunder- scorm that passed Gver the district the Louse has been struck, and a fresh portion of it destroyed. Altogether it has been struc!: over 00 times. Sound Advice to Sermon Maker. Rousseau's advice for the. Composi tion of a love letter no preacher should follow in the composition of his ser mon: "Begin without knowing, what you are going to say, and ending with out knowing what you have said." The sermon which is made after the Rous seau pattern will merit nothing better than Cleopatrals sneer, "He words me, girls, he words me." No one i3 mere certain to be impress ed with tiie limitations of language than is the preacher.. "A hindrance to thought, though the necessary instru ment of it," as Herbert Spencer says. The Salt Hnhlt. A medical journal advises against the excessive use of salt. It is first of all a perversion of taste, the condi ment destroying' the flavor of delicate dishes if too pronounced. Furthermore, it is asserted that 'an excessive use of salt seriously overtaxes the kidneys to remove it, and that many case3 of de rangement and disease are due to this excessive use. The salt habit, it is added, is easily acquired, and persons indulging theniselve?. tccn -rs.ch a point where nothing is palatable that is not stron-gly .'impregnated, with salt. The.' lyi.'. ercriee." - This is a baby -It is a g.il -bacy. How sloppy i(2.iii3sl IIov ied its eyes.. What-.-. horrid contc; fuzz it- makea with its Tata. ' Sea howafasely" it kicks. How The a demon it y ails I'? Yet in a few short years s.omejnan will half craved with 'wild suspense, -worshipping the., very air this being ' breathes, devoutly kneeling at her feet . and frantically t egging for one word, one pressure cf the hasd'evan a look, which will glveTJaim hope; . Bean the 'f f ind YflUaVB AlY.'aVS Boilgjlt I c USES FORWOOD PULP THE MODERN WAY OF CONVERTING TREES INTO USEFUL ARTICLES. The Material Cost About One-Half the Price of the Genuine Article IVlegrapU and Telephone role ami Hr'.ck $oue of the a liinjii ' ATanufacturcd. It is wonderful ho extensively paper is taking the pl.-.ce of such substances as weed, brick and iron in vari:;r. me chanical trades. Fc r'lcslJinee, hoards of all sizes and shaiea i are now manu factured out of wco'i' pulp.very faithful ly to resemble the k a:n and test.v.e of every kind of wood. , The material costs about one-half the :-ice cf the genuine article, and is used y carnenters. cabi net-makers, picti;: e :nme makers and boat builders for panelling, wainscoting and decorative wov't generally where lightness and dai aliiitv are required. Two excellent q-iriilties that the paper boarda possess are that they are not subject to warping nrd dry ret. There are no bad knots to mar the appearance of the surface, auti as the materi.U is smooth and cots ret require planing, and can be -e.-.s'-y . i t with a fine siw. there -seams '.eve v reason to be lieve that ic will in time be used even moie than it is. Telegraph, and telephone poles, flag-. staffs L1 spars for small sailing ves sels arc the luteal development in the line of manufacture from paper. They are made of pili in which a small amount of borax, tallow, and other in gredients are mixed, these are cast in a mould in the form of a hollow rod of the desired difir-eter and length. The poles and sp:.: s are claimed to, be lighter and stronger than wood. They do not crack cr ci' .lt, and it is said that when they are varnished" or painted the weather does not affect them. Be sides possessing these advantages, the paper-made article can be made fire proof by saturating it in a strong" solu tion of alum water. When thoroughly dry the ; pane" poles and spars thus treated will lesist the action of flames., The mantfactuje or" enamelled paper bricks, which .commenced in 1896, ha3 now become a definite industry, as the material has been used for building purposes! a.H over the United Stnte3 with very satisfactory results. The production of these bricks on the hollow principle is a marked fea ture in their form, the object being practically the same as that sought in the making of hollow forged steel shafting. Net only is a defective center removed, but it is possible to put a mandrel into the hollow, and, by ap plying pressure the wail3 are operated upon from both inside and outside. When a ' solid body is heated the tem perature of he interior always varies from that cf the outer portion, at .first often resulting in the expansion of one or the other that causes the defects. It is for these reasons that the plan of forming the bricks upon the hollow principle and plugging them after ward is; of advantage. Sawdust is found to be a good filler fpr this pur pose. It is first fireproofed, as is also the paper pulp used in the bricks, and then it i3 mixed with cement and press ed into the hollow of the bricks and smoothed and Enamelled over. lh.U SEVERAL TRUSTWORTHY Eksoxs in this stat. to manage our business jn their own and nearby counties. It is mainly olrn ework con ducted at home. Salary straight 900 a year "and expenses - definite bonafide no more, no less salary. Mon hly $75. Kef-rences. h.nclose self addressed stamped envelope, Heibt-rt K. He-s, Prevt., Dept M. Chicago. The Other Man's Move. Dr. Zukertort, the celebrated chess player; was walking in the street one dayfwken an jdea struck him with re gard to a certain chess opening, and he began carefully to think it out with a view to playing it in his, next game with the equally well known player, Mr. Steinitz. Lost in thought, he stood at the corner of a street for a long time, until a policeman, suspecting him, went n and told him to move on. "Beg pardon," replied the little doc tor, absently, without looking up, "It's your move!" A Superstition Man. An American millionaire whp has a palace at Venice is more superstitious than his countrymen usually are. On Thanksgiving Day he invited a party of friends, including a Roman prince, one of the Queen of Italy's maids of honor, and various sprigs of the Italian aristocracy. The Roman prince, how everfailed him at the last moment, and the host refused to sit down to dinner on finding that the company consisted of thirteen persons. He made various fruitless attempts to secure an other guest, and at last, in despair, he announced that he intended to follow the customs of the Arabs, who always wait upon their guests, and eat their own dinners by themselves afterward." The meal proved a great success. Aluminum Musical Instruments. A new use for aluminum is reported from France, where attempts to con struct violins, bass-fiddles and other string instruments of this metal have been entirely successful. It is stated that these instruments produce a rich er sound than those manufactured of wood, and that this is especially the case with higher notes. Why allow yourself to 1- ! wiy tor tured ;t the stake of dU'-ase ? Chill and Fever will under:r.M:t;T mvi eventu- a'lv brt-ak down the ir T.iri-st consti- tnti u "Tl-RRI C1UKA' (Sweet Chill Tonic, of Iron) is more effective than Ouinin- a id bei;i:ir combined with Iron is an ex-celltnt Tonic and N't rvine Mec! icine. It is plensant to take, is sold under positive guarantee to cure or money refunded. Accept no substi tutes. The "just as good" kind don't TURKISH PEASANT .WISDOM Curious Proverbs Tlmt Embody Bloham- ' me dan Pliilosophy. . -. ? The Turkish peasants in their orn country have plenty of homely wit Thus they say: - , "For the team cx there is no knife," " meaning that the poor, hard-working peasant is too poor tj be pBrsactcd. The prcfoiinu ai.d subm:s3ivs piety of the Tuik f,hows in such giylngs as It nay .be six or is. may be seven, but it will be what nun ber Allah ordains," and aain, "When Allih gives he doth not ask whose son thou ai t." Of a like character -is the say .ng, "The head that bend3 is never cut off." Of course the peer, beaten donkey is the hero of a whole list of proverbs. "The donkey is little," it is said, "yet he lead3 camels." "They invited the donkey to a wedding," says another mayim, "and he said, 'Is it wood or water than is wanted.' " Cf religious pi ovcrbs Koranic litera ture is as full as Christian. "Do what is kind and good," says one, "and cast it into the sea; if the fish do not recog nize it the Creator will." Worldly prudence, however, inspires such maxims as these: "The wound by the hand heals; the wound by the tongue is incurable;" "Out of the tripe seller's caldron ccmeth no silk bro cade;" "Don't always expect the pep pery part of the stew;" "They who han dle money will lick their fingers" which is more true of Turkey than of other places, probably. : "The father gave a vineyard to the son, but the son never gave a bunch of grapes to the father," is a sermon of ingratitude. Short, pithy proverbs are: "A . man should only listen with one cf his ears," and" "there is no friend to a man like his mother." - . The Coy Coyote. "Speaking about smart animals,'' said the real estate mar., "I want to go on record as saying that there is ncf ani mal that can hold a candle to the coyote for smoothness. When I first went out to western Kansas 1 had an ambition to kill enough coyotes to make a lap robe to send back to my friends in the east. I tramped all over that country with a gun, but I never could get nearer than within a mile of a cojrote. I used to drive out in my buggy and hide the gun under the seat, but it didn't make any difference. Not a coyote ever got near enough so that he could have been reached with anything short cf a long range cannon. . i "One day I started out in a hurry and forgot my gun. I hadn't gone a mile from town before I ran onto a" group of four coyotes. The critters didnt even take the trouble to lope off out of sight. They just walked off two or three rods from the road and sat down, and looked at me and yawn ed. It made me hot to see their in fernal impudence, and I made a dive as if I" were going to get the gun cut from under the seat. I thought sure I would scare them away. Well, maybe they wouldn't believe it, but those cuss ed coyotes never moved. They just sat. up there and actually grinned. They said just as plain aa if they had used the words: 'Oh, you needn't try to run any bluff on us! We are strictly onto our job.' How they knew I hadn't the gun I don't know, but I have had great respect for the sense of a coyote ever since." THE SNEEZING SEASON. Some Valuable Uints For Warding Off a Cold. - A cold, as nearly every intelligent person knows, is the result of a stop page somewhere of free circulation of blood, to which one is first sensitive through a feeling of chill. So slight is the chill oftentimes that not until the preliminary sneeze comes' is the victim aware he or she has been in the track of a draught, or that the temperature has changed. The usual notion is that by going in doors, changing to heavier clothing or retreating from the moist atmosphere the danger is averted. These precau tions are all well enough, but the first and most efficacious measure should be to restore the quick flow of warmjjlood through every vein, and so by heat In stantly counteract the little chill. One, perhaps the simplest method of doing this,- has been learned by men who stand on sentinel duty, who .are obliged to suffer more or less exposure in winter, or whoj scorn the comforts of cold weather, of overcoat and um brella. I . . Ti eir 2 method when the temperature of the body or extremities is lowered, cr a sudden chill or quick change from warm to cold atmosphere -is endured, is to inhale three or four deep breaths, expand the lungs to their fullest extent, holding every time the inhaled air as long as possible and then slowly letting it forth through the nostrils. In doing this the inflation of the lung3 sets the heart into such quick motion that the blood is driven with unusual force along its channels and so runs out into the tiniest veins. This radiates a glow down to the tcez ard finger tips and sets up a quick reactifen against the chill. The whole effect is to stir the blood and set it in motion as from rapid exercise. No Objectionable literature In Russia. In Russia .many scientific and mis cellaneous bocks are not allowed to be sold, simply cn account of a few ob jectionable lines. But if any one needs the book he can send a letter, with a certain fixed sum of money, and get special pernr'ssicn to order a copy. "In a minute" one doe of Hart's Esskncg of Ginger will relk-ve any- ordinary case of Colic, Cramps or Nausea. - An unexcelled remedy- for Diarrboea, Cholera Morbus, Summer complaints-and all internal pains. Sold SPONGE FISHING. THE WAY THEY ARE SIGHTED ANt BROUGHT TO THE SURFACE. ome Curlou'. Facta About the Marin I roduct Which. Are" Not. Generll. Known They Ar Found in All the ''.a or the Werl The sponges of- commerce and th dried specimen of other species are nt.t I he actual aji!mals, but merely their Ek'eietcns, or t framework. That which constitutes their vital parts 13 remov'ed in prepaxit.g them for market.'- ;'" - '-';?: ' - '.; Sponges do not Lave, the power of motion possessed by most ; animals; they are nearly always attached to sub-' merged objects.- Sixce it is impossible for them to go in search of food, they can grow only in" places where there is plenty of food surti as they require. They are more ictivevin fresh' than in still water, and die in a shOrt time if exposed to the air. The surface of a living sponge is covered with min-ate pores, through which water 13 imbibed, carrying with it tafch the air and the organic particie3 necessary for the support of .life. Sponges are distributed through all seas, and are classified, chiefly, 1 ac cording to the structure of the skeleton. The Mediterranean "and Red Seas -are the sponging-grcunds of the lOld World; the grounds of the New World are the Bahamas, Southern and West- Indies. . The best sponge of commerce is found in the . Mediterranean, and' is known as Turkey, or Smyrna, sponge. It is obtained by divers, who go clad in armor when diving. Sponges are usually obtained by fishing for them. When a sponge yes- sel arrives at the fishing grounds in the Bahamas, .it ia anchored, and then crew immediately get ready for work. The sponge fisher's outfit consists of a small boat called ' a "dingey," a long hook and a water-glass. .The sponge hook 13 a three-pronged" iron fork at tached to the end of a very long pole; the water-glass Is simply a wooden water bucket with a bottom of com mon window glass. - I To use it, the glass bottom is thrust into the water, the fisherman puts the bail around his neck and then buries his head deep in the bucket to exclude the light. There are always two men to each dingey; one to act as "sculler' and the other as "hooker." While the sculler propels the dingey along very slowly, the hooker, in a kneeling posi tion, keeps is head in the water. When "a gobd sponge Is 'sighted, the hooker gives a signal and the dingey stops. Together the sculler and hooker thrust the sponge-hook down through the water and run it under the sponge; the roots are thus pulled loose from the rocks, and soon the game is in the dingey. Thus the work" gees on until a boatload is obtained, and then they are taken ashore and placed In crawls to be cured. The crawls are built by sticking pieces of brush or stakes into the - sand just out of the water, or where it is very shallow. Detection of the Rogoei. The executors of the law in Europe have been swift to seize upon discover- ies in science to help them to run down criminals, A curious use was recently made of the microscope in Prussia. A barrel of specie sent from the frontier to Berlin was robbed and filled with sand. This was supposed to have been done on the way to Berlin. The eminent chemist, Prof. Ehvenbargh, obtained samples of all the sand near the sta tions through which the barrel passed, and, by means of the blowpipe and mi croscope, found sand of the station at which it had been emptied and filled. The thief was afterward discovered and arrested. In France noted rogues are not only photographed but weighed and meas ured carefully, and forced to speak and sing into a phonographic instrument before their discharge from prison. that they may be identified afterward in attempted crime. It has also been noted for the Identi fication of criminals that one part of the human body which is never dupli- cated in man or woman is the markings on the skin of the thumb. ; The face and figure may be altered at will, but the lines on the thumb never! For the detection of criminals an impres sion of the thumb is stamped upon pa per. Altogether Too Common. A Kansas boy writes home from Manila: "There are many queer cus toms to be seen herer The native wo men do not hold up their skirts when crossing the streets. They have no skirts to hold up. But that isn't the stranze custom. The men do not look." - ' How DynUs Settle Disputes. When the Dyaks.of Borneo have to decide which of two parties is in the right, they have two lumps of salt of equal size given them to drop into wa ter, and he whose lump first dissolves is deemed to be in the wrong. French Searchlights. Acetylene is ; used in a new French naval searchlight, which is designed to have the generating apparatus mount ?d below the flees witn a pipe run aing up by ...be ?!!; .! to the burner. I)itr--lKg toumcii liT. Permanently .cured by. the masterly powers of South American Nervine Tonic. Invalids need suff-rno longer biause this srreat remeov can cwr th -tn a'l. It is a cire for tin- whole Wvsr!d"of stomach weakness and indi eesiion. The cur.- begins with the first dose. The relief it' brings - is marvel lous an'1 surprising. t makes no fail- tire; never, ois.ippomts. .no matter how long ybtj.have sutTt re!,- your cure I aperient!?, without any of the woody and .observers, with delicate instru is certain jrtder the use of thiv great or fibrous material whatever, is the ments. have affirmed that it was not health glfmg force Pleasant and aU wavs safe. ; S'olcT by E. F. Nad-' Dru'r'HSt,' THE VALIANT MAHDISTS. Fanatical Bravery of the Denrbb.es as Displayed at Ozndnrnianj, ' The fanatical bravery of ; the Der vishes in tee face cf hopeless odds was a dramatic feature cf the historic bat tle of Omdurman. Again and again the. Bervish hordes hurled themselves against the British line. Following the Dei ti&a custom, they would ad vance, take up a position, plant their standard and, rallying around it, shout defiantly. Where they planted the standard they stood ready to die. In the forefront of the Khalifa's bat tle line was a body of ti3 troops sur1 rounding the Khalifa's standard. The valiant Mahdists, foot and horse, surg ed forward around this black banner of the Khalifa" and gathered an im petus which, if if had not been for the opportune arrival of the Lfncclns in support, would have carried thein on to the.bayonet3 of the Eritish van guard. . As it was, although decimated at every yard by the continuous stream of lead from front and fiank, they fal tered on till only a mere handful of dismounted men remained to plant the black banner in the sand and die around it. It may bs sad that lound this banner Mahdism died. , - Within a few moments the dead bodies of the Dervishes were heaped up around the now tern and battered flag. Finally not more than three of its intrepid defenders were left,! and they linked arms that they. might d'e together fighting. Two of the three were shot, whereupon the one survi vor, flourishing his spear, advanced against a thousand rifles,. It was an inspiring spectacle. To the credit of the British officers be it aard they for bade any one to fire upon the solitary warrior. A great body of white clad footmen. screaming hoarsely the name of Allah and brandishing huge spears, ran at full speed across the open ground for no other purpose apparently than to die with their leader. Rifle and Maxim fire and shell from field guns swept through the mass and mowed them down, and net one man out of ten reached Yakub's standard. There they stood with the few surviving horse men still shouting fierce defiance until not one man was left standing. So far from asking quarter they simply hug ged death. Diseases of ills EJooil cncl I7crvrc. !No one need suffer tvith ncurdyli. This' disease is quickly and perrnaseiiV-y ..cmv.d r.y Browns' Iron Bitters. Every ;Tl3".sft of the blood, nerves an-l .jtotnacVchrniie .-r omerwise, succuraus to lirowos' li a l;Uer3. Known and iis'hi fjr ivvviv u inarter of a century, it stands to- ft.-.-nost anions our most va; r ;" Browns' Iron Bitters is sola L ,.,-.- Spiders Help Mnkc Ralloons. In the professional school at Chalis- Meudon, the. spiders have now to spin for the benefit of the balloons, which are used for scientific and military re searches. The spiders are grouped in dozens before a reel, which withdraws the delicate threads. One spider can give a thread from 20 to 40 yards In length, after which performance it is released. The threads are of a pink ish hue, and are washed to remove the sticky surface layer. Eight threads have to be combined. The resulting texture is much lighter than ordinary silk of the same bulk, and strong cords for military balloons' can no doubt be obtained in this way. Settled an Old Grndse. An old man-of-war's man took a seat in a passenger car one day, attracting considerable attention by his dress and manner. An indiscreet neighbor ven tured the question, "In the navy. eh?" . The sailor nodded affirmatively. "Well," went on the other man, "I am not exactly in the navy myself;. I am a contractor that is, I furnish cheese to the navy." I "Oh, you are, are ye?" said the sailor. 'You are just the chap I've been look ing forv" and accordingly he knocked the aspirant for naval honors over the car seat, and added . as he' looked around, "now show me the son-of-a-gun that furnishes the butter." Flesh Food and Vegetarianism. Some one has estimated that twenty- two acres of land is needed to sustain a man on flesh.while that amount of land : sown with wheat will feed forty-two persons; sowed to oats, eighty -eight; to potatoes Indian corn or rice, 176 persons, and planted with the bread fruit tree over 6,000 people would be fed. Might Mention the Fact. "Suppose I should call you any hard names, asued the literary cnap from the East, who was down in' Mexico,, studying human nature, "what would you do?" :" "Oh, kinder mention the fact to the coroner the first time I met him," care lessly replied the gringo. Keeps Pencil in Poctrt. Pencils can be securely held' in an ordinary pocket by a handy new de vice formed of a wire clip to grip the edge of the flap at one side, with a loop to receive' the pencil. A Danish School Rc.aI;ition. Pupils in the public schools cf Copen hagen are requiitd to take three baths a week in the public school bnilding, and while they are bathing their clothes are sterilized in a steam oven. The Danes object to the regulation cn the ground that it makes the children dis contented with their Lome surround ings. New York Tribune. Ayer's Pills, being composed of the essential vi: tut s of the -best vegetable reason why they are so much more, effective and valuable than snv ether .COST OF ELEPHANTS r Mcch Used in the Siamese Malay States . . as Deasts of Dnrdeu. It isi somewhat interesting to com pare the Weights carried by elephants in the tin-producing districts of the Malay peninsula with those used in the long journeys and mountainous country of the Lao states. In the pe ninsula the distances are seldom more than at most three or four days .march, and the elephant is expected to carry as much a3 S30 to 1,000 pounds, besides his raakcu. and howda. The latter Is often a mers brace of panniers, slung toii Her so ' as jto rest one on each side c: the backbone, and covered sometimes with a light barrel roof of bark: A good tusker which will car ry pfiii pounds will fetch about. 56, and the female wliich can bear 800 rovrus is. worth about 45. In the L?.c states, where journeys of ten days or tliiee weeks are frequent, the aver age weight hardly exceeds 3C0 pounds', "or cne-third of what is usual in the peninsula. The prices in various parts of the -country vary considerably. When we were cn the Me Kawng and in the Muf.i3 Naa in 1893, a good tuiv-.er could ie- h? d for 32 and a fe male fcr 21; at Chieng Mai,-where good teak-hauling elephants are in great demand, a tusker may fetch 150, and a female anything from 50 to 100, according to her strength and ability. ' : , In the Siamese Malay states there are probably about 1,000 domesticated elephants, all told, and in the Lao country probably over 2,500 animals are working at the present moment. That these animals breed in captivity in Siam is due to the fact that a large number of them spend the greater part of their time holiday making in the jungle. When there is no work for the beast, the mahout takes him out to a nice, cool, green bit of forest and leave's him there to enjoy himself. Thsre is no expense connected wlth-his upkeep, for he looks after himself. He has ahobble of rattan round his feet to dis-sT r.da him from wandering too far, and a wooden 'bell round his neck, by the tone of which the mahout or his. little boy can always find him, when they go out once a month to look him: up and give him some bananas. Horses Have II amor. HorseJ may have no souls, but they have humor, whjch for the practical purposes of the world is sometimes quite good, and let no one doubt they enjoy it. Somet Ime ago a fine horse that had been sold to a second-hand furniture man was coming down the street with a load when the signal gong rang in the engine-house it just happened to pass.. The old horse had been going at the pace of a nag that works by the day. But there' was a change.- The driver picked himself up to see his steed disappearing around the corner at a breakneck speed, with bureau drawers and chairs flying out behind and littering the street. Away it went, like a. meteor, ahead of the flying fire brigade, to the fire, picked out a hydrant and" backe'd what was left of the wagon up against it. Only then did it stop. But if any doubter could have seen the grin on the horse's facfe .as it eyed the driver who came panting up to claim it, he would have doubted no longer. Every Citizen Postmaster. The. people of St. Kilda never have anjf trouble with their post office de partment. Every man is his own post master and letter carrier. He makes his own mail boat, which is a sheep's bladder fastened to a tiny, roughly hewn boat, with a cavity for the can containing the . Letter and a DISPATCHING THE MAIL. small coin. The document is thrown Into the sea,and, according to the wind, comes up near the coast of the He bridge or Norway. Here the rudely carved "Please open" Is obeyed and the letter properly mailed. Four out of six letters reach their destinations in-this curious manner. Itarest Bird. ' To find the rarest bird in existence you must go to the mountains between Annam and Loas, where there is a cer tain kind of pheasant. For many years its existence was known only by the fact that it3 longest and most splendid plume was in much request by manda rins for their headgear. A single skin is worth $400, and the bird living would be priceless, for it scon dies In captiv ity, r Kneed of Electricity. The speed cf electricity is so. great that Its passage from point to point along a cenducting wire may be re- carded as nrarticallv instantaneous. I v , oua, att emDt s have been made to measure the rate at which it travels. less than 114,000 milea per second, and I ' r" EM- JL LLC Cruel Knife! - It is absolutely useless to expect a Buxgical operation to core cancer, or any other blood disease. The cruelty of such treatment is illustrated in the alarming number of deaths Vfhich re-, suit from it. The disease - is in the blood,, and henco can not bo cut out. Nine times out cf ten the Eurgeon'8 knife only hastens death. .My son bad a most malignant Cancer, fot Which the doctors sail an operation -waa the only hope. The oper ation was a severe one, as It was cecrs Bary to cut down to the jawbone and scrape It. Before a great while the Can cer returned, and be gan to grow rapidly, we pave him many remedies without re lief, and finally, apn the advice of a friend, decided to A r. r. a ' f 1 . . ry cs. o. o. ifwnis v-J the second bottle he began to improve. After twenty bottles had been taken, the Careor disappeared entirely, and he was cured. The cure was a permanent c one. for held now seventeen years old, and has never had a sign of the dreadful disease to re turn. J. N. MtlKDOCH, 79 Enodcns St., Dallas, Texas. Absolutely the only hope for Cancer is Swift's Specific, ; r ; as it is the only remedy which goes to the very bottom of the blood and forces out every trace of the disease. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable, and contains no potash, mercury, or -other mineral. Books on Cancer w ill be mailed free to any address by the Swift Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga. DO CROWS CONVERSE f Canning Birds That Seem to Have Means of. Communication, Ttiere is tsome reasonfor calling an ... owl the bird of wisdom; and yet, there is cause for wondering if the crow is not mentally his superior. Crows are' not disheartened by the gloom of late autumm If thefosr is, too dense to. fly through it, They rise above it or trot about the ground, discussing the situation with their fellows. Is thia speaking too' positively? I have long been familiar with an observing man who has lived all hi3 days within sight and hearing of crows. He claims to understand their language, and can re peat the "words" thut make up their vocabulary. Certainly crows seem to talk; but do thy? Does a certain, sound made by thvni have always the one- significance? Year after year, I have listened and watched, watch and listened, and wondered if my friend was right. He believed it, I believed it almost. Are there limitations to orni thological interpretations? And is this an instance where truth is. unattain able? We know that crews are cunning and by their mother wit have with stood the persecutions of mankind; we know that they ha e a wide range of utterances, and no one is put forth merely to gratify he ear, as in the case of a thi .sh's song; yet jve hesitate to say plainly that crow talketh unto crow and that they tke counsel togeth er.There is no physical or metaphysical reason why this should not be the case; there is abundant evidence pointing in that direction, but no actual demon stration sastisfying every cne, . has taken place. Were we less theory ridden and more observant, the ques tion would have been settled before this. In such a case, the opinion of the farmer is worth more -than that of the professional ornithologist. Ilailroad Cars. An ordinary passenger car cn a steam railroad costs from $4,000 to $5, 000 and weighs 2S,000 pounds, or 1$ tons. A mail car, which costs from $2, 000 to J2.500 and ia shorter by about one-quarter than the ordinary coach, weighs 32,000 pounds, or 16 tons. A baggape car, without the baggage in it, weighs S,000 pounds, or 14 tons, and cost3 about as mu-h an a mail car. A sleeping tar, with observatory at tachment, literary am ex and culinary' department, costs any ..here from $10. 000 to $12,0001 The average weight of a sleeping car is from 20 to 22 tons. A full train in motion, as a little figuring will show, is no light affair. The ordinary weight of the railroad locomotive for passenger service, in clusive of tender, but not of fuel in the tender, is 40 tcn3. One baggage car weighs 14 tonsl and one mail car 16 tons, bringing up the weights of the locomotive and the baggage and mail cars to 70 tons., Sin passenger cars at an overage of 19 tons, weight of bag gage, cf fuel carried, weight of a train made up of u locomotive and eight cars would be 1S4 tens, or 268,000 'pounds, exclusive of the passengers and mail matter. ' ' Bury the Dead In the House. - In certain parts of Africa'' it is con sidered a-mark cf disrespect to bury out-of-dcers z-t all. Only slaves are treated in shch unceremonious fashion. The hencreij! dead are buried under the floor of the house. taii-.t Clofi!..i Policy. Spain ia s-viii C A 0,000 amontn by doing ncti.iag fcr v ver,: a novel way to -Louis Globe-iVa;Ax;-. CV. 15 13, BOW- a colony. St 1 1 i lt;tfia fUl Mil-. Distres- :ng Kidney a id Bladder dis ease relie ve.' in' six hoursby "New GKEAT SotTii AMEKICAN' KjDNEV Ct RE." It .isa great surprise on ac count of it exceeding promptness in rchVvHg pai ; in bladder, kidney and back, in ro.il or femal. Relieves re tention of water almost immediately. Iryoa want quick relief and cure this !5 the remedy. . ..... urn tn. W3 SJJTLBlood . Signature T T rf