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WELDON, K C., SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER T, 1878.
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THE LETTER.
Break into beautiful blossoms,
O buds ol'thn sunny May,
And sing my robin ami blue bird,
Your sweetest carol to-day
For my love has written a letter.
And the world is all in lure
He is coming 11 hi mr with tho roses
In the fairest days of Juno.
I mil counting tho days between us
1 am counting tho moment and hours
Telling my beads, like a solemn nun.
On a rosary of Mowers :
For he said, when the buds of the rosos
Ar t Hushing iu royal red.
lie is coming lo claim a promise,
(I wonder what I have said 1)
Break inlo songs and blossoms,
O birds and hods of spring .
Lilies, sealler your fragrant- ',
And sweeter, sung-binls, sing !
And skies drop g ddun sunshine
On l ho beaulil'il d ivs of June,
For my love is coming to see mo,
And Ihe world is all In tniio.
THE SERGEANT'S STORY.
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BURTON, Jo.
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
HALIFAX, N. C.
Practices In the Courts of Halifax
County, and Counties adioiuing. In the
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Federal Courts.
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of Kxeoutors, Adminisrators and Uiinr
dians. dec-15-tf
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M. QRIZZABD,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
HALIFAX, N. C.
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ash. Kdirncombe and Wilson.
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ENFIELD, N. V.
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ULLEN A MOORE,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
Halifax, N. c.
Practice in tho Counties of Halifax,
Northampton, Edgeoornbo, Fittand Mar
tin Iu the Supreme Court of the State
nd iu the Foderal Courts of the Eastern
District.
Collections made in any part of North
Carolina. Jan 1-1 o
It was at the end of a tedious day's
march in the autumn of 1S7S, The
scarcity of anything, even of momentary
importance to enliven the monotonous
life of a soldier, had hardly occurred in
our long and tiresome march from earpp
Hrown, Wyoming, from which place our
company had been ordered to Old Fort
lleno to be participants in the aggressive
campaign iiiaiijiurnted by Gen. Crook
pgainst the hostile Indians.
Retreat had sounded and we had
gathered around the camp flic to be
guile away t'm time intervening between
retreat and taps, iu narrating stories and
in the enjoyment of our evening pipes.
After the fatigues of the day, and the
dangerous position in which wo were
placed, every one seemed lost in bis
own thoughts. Even those who were
wont to be the most frivolous in our
company seemed to retrospect upon the
past ; of home and friends far distant,
yet fi iding close association with the
heart. How often, when those whom
wc cherish and love iu our midst re
move to some remote distance, do oil
their noble qualities increase our ad
miration for iheru owing to the separa
tion. So with the soldier when hardship
and danger thickens around him, his
mind reverts to those who are far away,
akin to him by ties of endearment.
We had sat around the fire for some
moments, every one holding commu
nion with his own thoughts, when the si
lence was broken by one of the company
requesting Sergeant In Vire to te!l a
story. S-rgeanl Li Vcre was a French
man by birth, and, unlike most of his
countrymen, was U 1 and commanding.
He had only been in the company a
year and a half, yet by his exact car
liage and fine military appearance, to
gether with his brave and lofty spirit,
he had been promoted to a sergeant iu
the company. Oi'a retiring disposition.
the seixeant had seldom mingled in our
cam;, -fire talks.
At the suggestion that ha should
story, Li Vere removed the
from lis mouth and related the
lowing :
"I was born in the northern part of
ranee of well-to-do and respectable
parents, ihe village we lived in was
pleasantly Mluatcd iu a tnoHulainous sec
tion, and the scenery that I was brought
up to look upon, was of the grandest I
ever beheld. Close to our bouse
resided Mr, Melrose, who owned a large
ineyard and was reputed to be very
rich. Ho had a verv entertaining family
consisting of his wife, two sons and one
daughter. Mis. Melrose was one ol
the most attractive ai d accomplished
ladies I ever met. From my childhood
up my associations with the Melrose
family was of a very intimate charac
ter ; we went to the same sehool ; we
played together ; wo were at each
others houses constantly, until we be
came almost inseparable.
Sadie Melrose was a loveiy child.
Her features were very regular, her
dark eyes were penetrating and sweetly
ptessive, whilu her lorm was almost
perfect. When Sadio was about fifteen,
one afternoon I was greatly surprised by
her informing me that she was going lo
I'aris to boarding-school. We bad
been such great friends as children that
I felt the approaching separation to De
a cruel one. Well do I recollect when
she camo to bid mo cuod-bv before
leaving for school.
"It was a lovely afternoon m early
September. I was in our gatden fath
ering some fl ieis when Sadie entered,
looking su sweetly, attired iu a white
muslin with blue trimmings, which was
very becoming.
" 'I have come to bid you good-by J 1
am going away to school to-morrow,
and I will not see you for a long time.
I'apa says I shall not come home before
three years I'
"'Along time indeed, Sadie; you
have always been so good to me, I can't
bear to have you go I'
" 'Oh, don't talk that way 1 When I
am at school I can think of our school-
day's hero ; of the dt-lihtrul walks we
have taken up the ruountuiu side ; of the
pleasant hours we have spent together
Will not tho thoughts inclHde you
makiee me a trood aa friend as 1 have
ever been I'
" 'Yes, but I shall miss you so much,
Everything will be so desolate without
you. isu tump, will sceni as it uscu to,
wbeo you are untie.'
"A cloud came over her face for a
moment, but it was quickly dispelled
wbeo she replied,
" 'You shouldn't feel so gloomy about
my going i mamma says it's for my
good. will always think kindly
you. How can I do otherwise.'
"We had walked leisurely toward the
gate during our conversation. - My de
pression deepened as we approached,
and I said,
" 'Sadie, in the years to come when
vou grow up to lie a fino ludy, I'm
alraid you will forget
me.'
"Her expressive eves met
tears trickling from them.
" 'Lnraine, don't tay that,
trust me. O ily trust me I'
"'I will trust you with all my heart,' I
replied.
"Our lips met iu a fond farewell, and
she was genu. I watched lier receding
form until it passsed out of sight. 1
need not relate how I spent Ihe inter
vening three years betwecj Sadie's de
parture and her return.
"One afternoon in the eaily fall I
stood at the gate where three years ago
I had taken leave of my little liiend. I
was lost in meditation when a sweet
voice accosted me. I turned toward
the speaker and behold a figure which I
recognized as Sadie's. If she was lovely
as a cMld, she was far more beautiful as
a woman. The little figure had de
veloped into the true yraccfuluess of
womanhood. O.ir meeting was a pleas
ant one. We alluded t tho old times,
and s he related her experience of board
school life.
"As days went by my whole thoughts
6'Cre occupied in planning Bomclhing
that would be pleasing to Sadie. My
very existence was wretched unless I
was in her society. At length we be
came engaged. Our happiness in one
another's society was unbounded. It
seemed as if nothing could mar our en
joyment, and wa looked forward to our
coming union with bappy anticipa
tions. "Alas, how often when the realization
of one cherished hopes and prospects
are about culminating, does eome un
foreseen cveut change almost a cer
tainty to an impossibility.
'Shortly alter our engagement, the
emperor declared war against Germany,
and I lie whole uutlicrn frontier was oc
cupied by troops eager to invade Ger
man soil ; but instead of the French
being the invaders tbe Germans were.
The country was soon overrun by the
German soldiery. Our homo and the
home of the Melrose's were confiscated,
and we were forced to flee. I took up
arms in defence of my country, and at
the bntilo of Sedan received a flesh
wound which necessitated my going to
the Hospital. Alter 1 bad been thero
sometime, L received a letter from Mr
Melrose, staling that Sadie was d ingir-
ously ill with a fever. Peace had been
established mid I stated nt once for
I'aris, wliere the Melroses were stopping
My thoughts as I journeyed toward the
capital were deeply solicitous for Sadie's
welicic. I became maimed lest the
fever would terminate fatally then
what would my life be I
"At riving at Paris, I hastily repaired
to where Sadie was staying. The very
house seemed gloomy in appearance,
the blinds being closely shut. I en
tered and was shown into the parlor.
Mrs. Melrose soon appeared, and I saw
by her agitation that Sadie was either
very ill or dead.
"'Speak, speak, Mis. Melrose 1' I
cried in a frenzy of agony.
" 'ijraiuc, she is dead V
I felt myself reeling end just con
sciousness recovered, however, to tho
knowledge that all my bopes were
crushed. My ambition to contend
against the world was gone. Nothing
remained for me but to go through the
fleeting scenes of life without one ray
of tbe sunshine of happiness. Ia her
grave I buried all worldly aspira
tions.
"My nfljiction was so great, that after
the elapse of a few months I concluded
to come to this country. 1 lie voyage
instead of lightening my sorrow oi ly in
creased it. I was leaving my native
country. I was leaving that fresh niado
grave where reposed all of happiness
I ever knew, for the inhospitable sh ires
of n foreign country. Why do I linger
over this passage of my life? lfecause
I felt so dependent upon the guiding
power nf destiny, which burls us all
along the cliunuel of fate regardless of
our inclinations. Upon arriving in this
country 1 busied myself in various em-
oyments, until I enlisted in the regu
lar urmy a year and a half ago, I have
already given you the important cveut
of my lite. I should uot have dwelt
upon it so Jong, but it is ever foremost
in my thoughts."
As the sergeant concluded his story,
tups sounded and we retired, many to
reflect upon the sergeant sad rccr.nl.
THE WILD BEASTSJ5ENDEZV0RS.
When water becomes scarce in these
thirsty plains, the whole of the wild
animals that inhabit them congregate
around any pool that may be left, for
with very lew exceptions all have to
drink once in twenty-four hums. The
lions, which fol'o.v the game, arc thus
d to these diinking places. not only to
assuago their thirst, but to satisly their
hunger. To watch one of thesii pools
nt night, in 1 did iu northern
'assara country, is a grand sight, and
(joe never to be lorgotten, I be
naHiralist nud li e sportsmen can here
see sights that will astonish them, and
cause them to marvel at the wonderful
instincts possessed by tho animal king
dom. That the Creator Las ordcicd all
things well, we know, but the minute
tails to which they have been reduced
is seldom noted except by those who
live not the life of the busy trading
world, but such as wander into tlwse
portions of the earth undisturbed by the
presence of man.
At such watering-places tho small
antelopes invariably drink first, the
arger later on, and with them tho
zebras and bull'aloes. Alter these come
the giraffes, closely followed by rh;-
noccros, and next tho elephant, which
never attempts to hide his approach
coixious of his strength but trumpets
forth a warning to all whom it may
concern that ho is about to satisfy bis
thirst.
The only animal that does not give
place to the elephant is the rhinoceros ;
obstinate, headstrong and pig-like, he
(.lay not court danger, but assuredly
he docs not avoid it. The cbphint may
drink by bis side, but he must not inter
fere with him, for be is quick to resent
an insult, and I am assured that when
one of theso battles takes place the
rhinoceros is invariably the victor. The
elephant is large, of gigantic power, but
the other far more active, whilo the for
midable horn that lei minutes his nose is
a dreadful weapon when used with the
force that he has the power to apply to
it.
I havo been told on trustworthy
authority that a rhinoceros, iu oin of
those blind fits of fury to wliich they are
so subject, attacked a large wagon,
inserted his horn between tho spukss of
the wheel, und instantly overturned it,
scattering the coutrn's far and wide, nud
afterward injuring it to such an extent
as to render it useless.
Tho lion is not tied to time in drink-
ieg. After it feeds it comes to water,
but it would never dare to intcfero with
the rhinoceros or elephant. Where the
buffalo exists iu numbers it is the
principal prey of the lion : in other
localities antelope and chiefly zebra are
its food, A strange circumstance con
nected with the lion is, that is almost
impossible to tell where he is when you
hear hiii voice, When roaring loudly he
places his head to the ground, gradually
raising it as he diminishes tho power of
his voice. Although I cannot say that
I recognise anything terrible in the
To i's voice, many other people do, nod
I have be o i iu the company of persons
who become completely demoralized
while it lasted. That this animal's voice
makes the earth vibrato is a fact.
INFLUENCE.
Influence is one of the mqst powerful
lnvers that moves or ever hag moved
the actions of mankind. All persons
have been under its magical power at
gome period of their lives, and have
been guided by its dictations to a
greater or less extent. Influence mny
b i divided into two clnsFCs tho seen
and the unseen thn former being con
fined mostly to mankind. Unseen in
fliienco nflec's utmost everything, and
often objects which we decra uf little
consequence, and appear 1 1 be most in.
signifi. a it, possess it in theliighest de.
gree. Nature unfolds many lessons and
impart much influence. Go where you
will, how many beautiful illustrations
can she chow of real life I The grand
old trees, with their massive trunks,
stand like nionnrchs seeming to await
tho wishes of their Divine Maker. Thore
is a world nf music in their presence,
and influence in their motion, yet so sir
lent, so hidden, that it is imparted as
gently ns the dews of heaven. The
glossy leaves, ns they bend gracefully
downward to recoive the refreshing
breezes of heaven, piy homage to the
1 oner that sends them blessings: they
ppeal to the heart of man in their
oiceless eloquence to worship at the
same shrine.
What is more sublime than the early
morn in some quiet country place? lo
rise just as light begins breaking, and
notice what a hallowed, sacred peace
abounds, is pleasant indeed ; and as the
sun first peeps over tho crest of the hill
to see how soon nil nature is stirring, the
birds sing their morning hymns ol thanks
giving to tho Almighty. The calming,
softening influence uf such a scene, once
witnessed, is one never to be forgotten.
A. little keepsake given to U3 by one
we love, whose path has diverged from
(mis, will arouse thoughts and feelings
when the little treasure is looked upon
that tint e lain dormant perhaps for years
Vnd often how great is its influence I It
conveys more ttiin words, r.acli por
lino of our lives daily exerts some in
fluence, not only individually but col
lectively. outh's firely impetuosity
ami ambition inspire older hearts to
greater works, while the silvery voice of
old ago chimes in and teaches those
who have only started in life that the
voyago may bo rough, and a wreck
seem inevitable, but there is a strong
arm at the helm which will guido the
(rail bark safely through.
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There is no sight more pitiabje tbari
that of people who haven't good breed
ing enough to behave in church.
Sad, indeed, must be the feelings of
that parent whose daughters or sons go
to the solemn sanctuary of the Most
High to indulge in levity and disgusting '.
disrespect, not only the Ifstenipg portion T-TAPPIXMS OR MISERY, IS THE
of the congregation and of the minister, J-L9UKmoN '
but of the Almighty himself. Church Is
the place of all others where opinion is
lormed ol character, and no man or
woman can cscipe severest criticism
who disregards the sacrednrss of ti e
place and the properties of convention
alum. If people cannot conform to
the laws of God and to the conventional
forms of society when they attend
church they have no busiuiness to insult
their Maker nnd to contemptuously dis
regard the ordinary demands of refined
society.
MAN S AGE.
IIomr Soknb Husband entering and
throwing lmnse.ll languidly upon the sola,
as he wipes the perspiration from his brow:
U. dear, husintss is killinc me. 1 am en
tired.' Wile, jumping lor a pifTow: 'Liy
down there I ke a i(ond, dear fellow, and
take a little rest. Liltlo four-year-old
daughter : 'O, pupa, I tought 'ood be
awlul tire I alter I saw o carrying the
new lined girl nil 'bout tua litcheu
Tableau, blue lire, etc., etc.
Few men die of age. Almost nil die
of disappointment, passion, mental or
bodily toil, or accident. The passions
kill men sometimes, even suddenly.
The common expression, choked with
nassiou. has little exaggeration in it ; for
even though not suddenly fatal, strong
passions shorten life. Strong bodied
men often die young weak men live
longer than the strong, for the strong
use their strength and the weak have
none to use. The hitter take care of
themselves, the former do not. As it
is with tho body, so it is with tho mind
and temper. The strong are apt to
break, or like the cradle, to run : the
weak to burn nut. Tbe inferior animals
which live, in general, regular an
temperate lives, have generally their
their nrescridud term of years. The
horse lives twentv-flve vears; the ox
filtecn or twenty : the lion about twenty
the dog ten or twelve : the rabbit eight ;
the guinea pig six or seven years. These
numbers all bear a similar propotmn to
llit! lime liiu imiin.il lues lo urow lo its
full size. Put man, of the animals, is
one that seldom comes up to this
average. He ought lo live a hundred
years, iiccordiug to this physiological
law for five times twenty are one bun
died ; but instead nf that, he scarcely
reaches, on an average, four times bis
growing period ; the cat six' times ; and
the rabbit even eight times the standard
of measurement. The reason is obvious
man is not only most irregular and
the most intemperate, but the most
laborious and hard worked of all animals.
He is also the most irritable of nil
animals; and there is no reason to
believe, though we can not tell what an
animal secretly feels, that more than
anv other animal man cherishes wrath to
keen it warm, and consumes himself
with the fire of hio onu secret reflec
tions.
ONE OF LiFES SHADOWS.
THE PHILOSOPHY OF STRIKES,
"Where are you going with tho pup
pies, my little man?" asked a gentjeman
of a sm ill boy yesterday whom he met
with three pups in a basket.
"Gom- to drown them,'' was the reply.
'.I want a pup far my little Q y to
play with ; what do you say to letting
me take one of them?
"I'll sell you one," spoke up the boy
with true American enterprise.
'I II sell you this yaller one lor halt a
dollar, the block one for seventy-five
cents, and tbe spotted ono is worth a
dollar."
"I think my boy would like tbe spotted
one best, but you ask ton much lor it
You had intended drowning all of tbem,
but I'll give 7QU twenty-five cent and
save vou the trouble of drowning tbe
spotted one,
"Twenty-five cents for that spotted
pup 1" exclaimed the boy j "I can't stand
it ; taxes is high ; rent is high ; groceries
is high : oil is down, and going lower
ob, no; j can't take less than a dollar.'
"I5ut you intend to drowu-
"Take the black one at seventy-five
cents,"
"My little boy wouldn't like the black
one.
"Take tho yaller one at half a dollar,
and he's dog cheap.'
"I don't like bis color."
"Well, tbeu you had better tell your
little bov to plav with his toes," and be
continued on bis way to the river, remark
ing that "No party can dead beat his
way ou me these bard times. Oil City
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see fit to: but tho sorviee I renuire of voA
In both pleasant and profiiablo. Full
particulars free. Address, 1
DANIEL F. HEATTY,
Washington, N. J.
JOCKY
MOUNT JULLS,
was "nine to
Asylum rb
It is a
a
dona-
yet 1"
going
My son, 'mid your head up and tell me
who whs the strongest man? Jonah. Why
si 'CauBtt the whale couldn't hold him
ul'ter he'd got him down,
A woman was titling at the break last
tsblo the other morning, when an almost
breathless neighbor came iu and Informed
her that ber buaband was (lend. She calm
ly remarked: "Wait until I get through
breakfast and then you'll hear howling."
Encoukaoino Uiiorgo (who his just
eii'iHgid himsell lo the tnfl ' h'9 heart)
brenks the hnppv news to Ilia friend .lack
(who lias been married souio time.) Juck
'Ahl well, my dear fellow, marriage ia the
best thins in the loug run, and I can ns
euro you thnt'alter a year or two a man
gets used tn it, nud lecla just as if bo bad
never married at all.'
tU eight o'clock the other morning a
Second street wife followed her bus
band down to the gate as he was start
ing for dowu town and kindly said to
him :
William, you know how sadly I need
a blue bunting dress.
es, dear, he reinaiked, "hut you
know how hard np I am. As soon as
can see my way clear you shall have tho
d.'ess, and a new hat to boot. Be
patient, be good, and your reward shal)
be great. '
I'orty minutes after that ho emerged
from a restaurat with a big basket and
a fish pole, bound u; the river. In the
basket was a chicken, pickles, cake,
fruit, pie and a bottle of liquid of a rich
color, and he was just lighting a twenty
cci t cigar vihen his wife came along.
"What I you here?" he exclaimed.
"Yes I 3 going to the market
W here are you going? what's in that
basket?''
"I was going to carry this Gsh pole
around to a friend on JefTerson avenue,'
he modestly answered.
"And that basket?"
"This basket well, i
take it to the Orphan
present to the children.
lion from six lending citizens."
"William, I don't believe ill"
' Sh ! Don't talk so loud 1"
"William, I shall talk louder
she exclaimed. "I ll bet you are
fishing I"
"Mary, liavo I ever deceived you?"'
he plaintively nsked. "I never have.
As a proof of my sincerity you can
take this basket to tho asylum your
self!" "And I'll do it 1" she promptly re
plied as she relieved him of it.
"Mary, hndn't you"
No, sir, I hadn't. You'd better
hurry up with that fish-pole, ns the man
may want i', and be careful how you
stand around in tho hot sun 1"
She left him there. He watched
take the car for home, and then he
turned the fish-pole and crossed
street and said to an acquaintance I
lo,n, I'm suffering with neuralgia,
and the excursion is oil" till next week'.
Too bad, but we can never tell what a
day may bring forth."
There was chicken, and picnics, and
other good things on Ihe table at dinner,
but be never smiled, hven when his
wife wished she was an orphan, if that
was the way they were fed, he never
betrayed tho gloom in his heir.. It
was only when she handed him the
bottle he hnd so carefully tucked into
the basket, and he saw it labeled, "Good
for little children," that he said ;
'Mary, it is an awful thing for a wife
to get the impression that her husband
is n cool-blooded liar 1"
"It must he," she replied, as she took
tho other chicken leg. Detroit Free
l'resi.
her
A good nest to bo iu Iu earnest.
Hatched, matched, (cratched and dis
patched, is now the tenteand unique 'way
of alluding to births, marriages, divorces
and deaths.
WE PASSEOTHAT.
It's one thing to have an object in life.
it it ouite another thing to know when we
are aiming at it.
Many begin well, bt:t r.fter a time get off
tho course; then their Hie is moro liKely to
grow wrong than right. The tollwing
incident has its moral for all who urn aim
ing to do right ;
During c beauMlul summers night on
one of our great lakes, the master of a boat
thought be might taKe a lew oours' rest,
and intrusted the rudder to the hands ol
hi boy, s somewhat simple minded lad
"Do you see that star strtight before usJV
he said to hiui, pointing to the l'oiar star.
"Yes."
"Well, vou have nothing t do but to
keep the boat straight in that direction."
' I understand."
Tho captain fell asleep. The boy did
the same. The wind changed, the boat
turned cut of Us courso more and more,
till at last u had made a semi-circle. The
boy awoke; lie wts astonished to see be
hind his back the star which had just now
been straight before him, but he did not
the less continue with a firm hand to steer
the boat toward the south, from whence, it
nan nrst come.
Two hours after the master in his turn
awoke. He cast one glance upon the sky
and another upon the boy.
"Well, s upid! what are ynu doingt"
"I urn still keeping always straight be
fore me, as you told me."
"Ah. iadeeil! and tho Tolar stai?"
"Oh, the UoUr etarl Why, we passed
that long ago!
In arkaITsaIHcWi
Judge Grant was in Littlo Rock, Ark
in attendance at the United States court
Ono inoruiug he saw a farmer wit!) a
stouten, hat. and a geuuine huttcfnut suit.
trviiiL' sull a cow in the market there. U
was a largo, long-hnrned animal, and the
planter was informing a man that the cow
would give four ouarU ot milk a day, il
fed well.
Up stepped the .Tudrfo. "VUt do u
afk lor that cowl
A.bout $ ;i0. "She'll give live quarts of
milk if van teed her well," reolied the
planter, aud ho proceeded to describe her
gooil qualities.
Said the Judge: "I have cows on my
farm, not much more than halt as big as
yeur cow, which give tweuty to twenty
tivn quarts of milk ft day.
The planter eyed tho Judgo sharply lor
a moment, as il trying to rcuieinoer wuetn
cr be had ever seen him b fore or not, and
then asked: "Stranger, where do you
hvet
"My home is in Iowa."
"Y"S. stringer. I do i't duputc it. There
wai huaps ol sogers ti 0 n Iowa down here
during the war, and stranger, they were the
all tiredcsi liars in the whole Yankee army
M rb lie you mount bo ac oflicer iu some of
them regiments
The Judge slid for the cu;t house.
A tramp walked into a bank, and step
ping up to thb c lunier, said, "May I ink
you a question, sii?" "Yes, but be quick
aeout it," replied tho clerk. "I want to,
know if all the greenbacks have been re
tired from circulation" said the tramp
with a very anxious air. "Oh, na," re
plied tbe cteik, "there aro a.bo;jt lour bun-
dnd and f'.lty millions of them yet."
"Thanks, thauks." said the man, with visi.
ble emotion. "You take a load off my;
mind, it is so loug since 1 vo seen on
that I was alraid they bad a t retired," acd
then be slowly lelired himsell.
PCKy MOUNT, N. C.
tunuary 1st, 13T(j.
Wo are now prepared to furnish tlu
trade with
SHEETINGS,
eniBTiNGg,
PLOW LINES and
COTTON.: YARNS,
all of the best quality and at low prices.
yur teims strictly net cash, 50 days.
AJdrc3S
'an 20 a
BATTLE & SON,
Rocky Mount, N. C.
1S7S.
JC L
(3PRINO
1S78."
O T U I N O I
AND SUMMER STYLE
Just Rkceivkd At
Nah Walker A. Co' n
No 143 yycanmro Street.
JilNE DRESS SUITS,
liniS BUNK'S EISN (SUITS,
BOYS' AND YOUTII'S CLOTHINtf.
A. full line of all gradoa of Rcndv-Made
Clothing' ";or Roy's, Youth's, and Men,
from three years old up at puces to suit
the times.
We keep all tbe latest ntvlos of Gouts.'
Furniahlng Honda on band.
Samples on hand. Clothing and Shirts
made to order at our .Baltimore house ul
short notico, r,t Raltimoro prices. l'loasiO
give us a oati colore ouying.
NOA.H WALKKR A CO.
1 l:t NYCAMOlti: KTltKKT,
l'etersburg, Yu.
ALEX. F. SHORT, )
AOKNTS.
J. OKO. WILKINSON, J
ROiiER ATKINSON-Salosman.
Oct 3-1 Y
MKT
TALI.IO RURIAL CASKS FOR
SAI.U.
L.z.''-W,
Persona wlHhingr Metallie Rurlnl Cases
cau always nblain tlioul by applying to me,
at the jstore of M users. Winlit.ldet Kmry.
tun still keeping, as heretofore, a lull as
sortment of the Very Beat CASKS, at the
very Lowest price, in my absence irom
Weldofi,Voa8"' Win,,iold A Kmry will
deliver Cases to per'stoils who may wisb
them.
JAMES SIMMONS,
Feldon, N. C.
r'iK? '
mHK UNDERSIGNED VERY
X respectfully calls the attention of the
trade to his extensive niock oi uomestio
atid Imported liquors, to which ho ia still
making additions acct oousisuug oi pure
RYE AflJ VrHISttlFfl
French, Apple, Blackberry and Cherry
Brandies, Jamaica and New Enriand Rum
London, Tom and UcUlat.u Oin, I'ort
Sherry, Claret, Rhine and JP .ve-year-old
Sou'ppernong yne. Scotch and Loudou
Porter',' aitd a ver' large lot of
?9TJne? WHISKEY
which I am offering at prices tbat eanno,t
fall to give satisfaction. '
S, W. 8ELDNER, Ag't.
api llfl-a 21 Roanoke Square.