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TM. OKI Z Z a. R D,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
HALIFAX, H.C.
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triwn to all branchoi of the profession.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW.
BItFIBLD.lt. C.
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UXM U. KBLL1K. JOUN 1. MOOR.
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J D1L1R k MOORE,
ii ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
HALIFAX N. C.
iraetlee In the eountleeof JUHtar, Northamp
ton, Kdirecowbe, Pitt and Martin In the Su
preme court of the State and in Ilia federal
Ceurts of the Kastnrn District. Collect Imia mode
IB any part of the State. Jan 1 ly
AMIS . O'HABA.
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ATTOKXEY AT LAW.
KMPIEI.D, N. C.
Practice! In the eonrts of Hallfat and ad min
is enuntlee, and In the Hiiproin,. and Federal
esurti. Collections made In'an" part of the
late. Will attend at the court limine in Halifax
a Monday anil Friday of each week. Jan lit f
JJOBBRT
O. BDRIOX JK.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
HALIFAX N. C.
' practices In the eourti of Halifax, and adjoin
! counties. In t ho Hiipremo court of tli J
iiate, and lu the Federal courts.
Will Rive epeelal attention to the collection
f claims, and toadjnstintr tho accounts of ca
veator, administrators and guardians.
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AT IK L. U IMlft,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
HALIFAX, N. C.
TraetWet is the eourta of Halifax and adjoln
kur eountlet, and In the Mupreme and Fcdnml
rti. Ulalma collected In alt parts of North
Carolina. Offlce in the Court House. Julyltf
AMerne at Law,
Salifax, n. n.
Praetiee In Hull fat and adjoining counties
uj Federal and Hupreni" courts.
Will ke at Bcotlaud Neck, one every fort'
eight. auitinlf
JOB. B. BATCUELOR.
j ATTORVCY AT LAW.
' EALEIQII, M. 0.
rraetleea In the enurti of the th Judicial
Utrl.t aad In the Federal and lupreine Courts.
ay 11 tf.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW,
ARTSUURO, f. C.
Traetieea In the eourta of Northampton and
ailoinina- eoijntlee, )S9 (B the Fodoral and Ku
frame eeurts. June 8 tf.
, . hit. i. c. tomeorria.
AT I9LLICOFFKIJ.
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. ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
I tyRLDQS, N. C.
Practice In tie courts of Hallfa and ailjolnlnu
Realities, and In the Supreme and Kederal courts.
rieliDi collected lu any prt of North Carolina.
One of the firm will always be rouim in me
J 11 li.i 16 1 y.
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It. H. h, UJ.NTEK
.4VBQEOII BED till
iCiaD bs found at bj ofilo io Knftold.
iTara NitronaOtldo Oaa fr the Pain-
bees Extracting of Tooth always ou baud
Jaaa ti tf.
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K D 14 E VY J, BUTTON,
ATfQUIvV AT LAW,
wEjDoar, n. c,
fractlecs In Mi enurti of Hallfai, Warren a'n!
JlJi.lulne count ls and In the Supremo and foil-
.rl courts. Claims collected in any part of
turin urviin. June I7tf
IT
ATYOVNEY Af LAW,
,UJTr.A!irj Nkcit. Halia County
N. O
tretlee In the flOlltltV of HftllfsiT anil sHiitin
tij eonuthss, and 111 tho hupKiua couit of the
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VOL. IX.
Kuowledgo In a Kut Shell.
A cubit is two feet,
A pare is three feet.
A fathom is ftix feet,
A span is 10J ictus.
A palm is Un-e inchet.
A great cubit is 11 feel.
A league is ihreo miles.
Thero are 2,756 laiiiia p.
Oits, S5 pnnuils per bushel.
Bran, 315 pounds per t.uitlicl.
. A dnj iourney is U3 miles.
Barley, 48 pounds pur tmehels.
Two persons die rrery iiconil.
Sound moves 743 miles per hour.
A square mile cnntnini, (10 cri 4.
A storm blows 30 miles pi r liour.
A tub of butter weighs. 81 pounds.
lluck wlii-at. r3 poiimls per bushel.
Coarse salt, 81 pounds per bushel.
A barrel ol rire weicbs 000 pounds.
The sversga bumnn life is 31 years.
An acre contains 4 840 rqnare yards.
A fiii kin ol butter weighs 50 pound?.
A barrel ol flour weiphs 198 pounds.
A barrel ol pork weighs 200 pounds.
Blow rivers flow five miles per hour.
Timothy are 1, 45 pounds per bushel.
A hurricane moves 80 miles per hour.
A r fie ball moves 1 000 miles per hour.
A hand (hnrso measure) is lour inches.
Electricity moves 228 000 miles pur hour.
A rapid river fl iws seven miles prf hour.
The fltit lucifcr match was made in 1820
Gold was flrsA discovered in California
in 1848.
The first horse railroad was built in
1820 7.
A mile Is 0.280 lect, or 1,700 yards In
length.
Corn, rye aud flaxseed, 20 pounds per
bushel.
The first steamboat plied the Hudson in
1807.
A moderate wind blows seven miles per
hour.
Wheat, beans and cloversecd, 00 paunda
per bushel. ,
The first uso ot a locomotive in this
conntrv was in 1828.
The first almanac was printed by George
Von Ptirsacb lu 1040.
The first steam engine on this continent
was brought from bngland in lfloo.
Until 1770 cotton spinning was
formed by the hand spinning whorl.
per
Humor In the luinlly.
Good humor is nuhtly reckoneil a
ninit
valunhle aid to happy hnino lite.
An
tquallv good and uselul faculty is a sense
ol humor, or the capacity to have a little
fun along with the humdrum of lite. We
all know how it brightens up tuirgs gen
erally to have a lively, witty companion,
who seet the lidiculnus points ol things,
and who can turn any annoyiinee into an
occasion lor laughter. It doid a greut deal
bet'er to laui,b over some domestic niU
haps than to cry or scold over them.
Many homes and lives are dull becsusc
they are allowed to beenmo too deeply im
pressed with a semu ol the rurn and re
sponsibilities ol lilc to recogn;zu, its bri-l.t
aud especia'ly its mirthlul, side. Into such
a houtchold jjold, hut dull- ttie advent
ol a witty, bumoioua Irieud is like sui.shim
to a cloudy dav. While it is oppressive
to hear ( e 'p!u constantly striving to ray
tunny or witty tlimus, IS cooiiortauie
lueing what a hrightener a little fun is
lo miikc au eltort to uavo some at nome.
It is well to turu off an Impatient question,
sometime!, and to regard it frwtn a humor
ous point of view, insteid of becoming ir
ritated ahout it. "What is the reason I
cud never find a clean shirt?" exclaimed a
gntd but rathor Impatient husbumt, alter
rummaging through the wroiitf urawet.
His wi'o looked at him steadily for a mo
ment, ball inclined to be provoked; then,
with a comical look, she replied; "I sever
could guess conundrums, I must giio it
upl" Then he laughed, ami lliey D0111
laughed, and she went and got his shirt,
and ha felt ashamed of himsell and kisred
ber, and then sbe felt happy, and so what
mialit have b en an occasion for li:irJ
words and unkind leeliiiL'S became iust'tbe
contrary, all through the little vein ! hu
mor that cropped out lo the sur'ncc. Pome
children have a peculiar laculty for giving
humorous turn to things when tncy are
reproved, It does jutt as well, oftentimes.
Laucbter is belter than tears. Let us have
a littlo uiera at home
The Leading nan Must l Taid
John Carboy lu Now York Dispatch.
This reminds me ol an old story told of
a lonir time sco Western manager. II 11s
tings, who did bta own leading buunrts,
and bo matter whether business was geoa
or bad. invariably deducted Item the te
ceipt his own salary, As an actor he
charged himself with a leading msu's
salary, and never liiled in getting it. One
salary day there wit a sre.t row, there
was n money lor the "Fates:"
'What has buceme ol the money 1
growled the heavy man, and lh rent
echoed the query.
' Uood giacmus, gentlemen, as a maoas
ger 1 haven't bad a cent in these tw
week"."
'But, d d it, the tteaturer says be paid
the reoeiiiti to yau I '
"Correct yesbut that was njy salary
1 the leading maa. He niu-t be paid
Vu know wu cnuliin t get along without
him. ladies snd gentleuieu 1
They hal to swallow It. Nevertheless
while they admired his logic as a leailng
man, they damned his houesty as a man
szer.
The same Ilustiucs is the manager of
whom tune is a tradition Hint one night,
while pUyiug Richaul III, in Lexington
Kv.. he saw an urchin climbing iu lor a
Iree tight ol the show through one ol the
half open windows ol the ball,
sperch ras a new reading, which would
have astonishd Colley Cibhcr. Ku.hing
down from his tent, hit eyes fixed upon
the boy and window be cried uuL "Uivu
tue another horso. hind up my weunds
there's another boy gittiu' in fur uoth
ing. Kichard's himself agiin,
A Nevada paper tells us tint dating
tecent gle, while boulders as big as pump.
kins were, flying through liio air, and
wattr-pipes were being ripped out of the
ground, u aid Chinaman, with spectacles
on his uoie, was observed in the rustern
part ol town, seated 00 a knojl, calmly
gying bis kito an iron uhuUur, will) a log
eh urn fur a tail. We am curious tu ice the
comments ol the British quarterlies aud
tho scieutiflc societies f England en the
sii:u a revcrettl ol the "urder cl natural
pUeuuuikU.
WELD ON,
O U R
Urn. Wiiiflr Id H. Ilnncotk-The.Soltll.r HtttlcNiiiitii. Hoii.H'ui.H. Enitl.Hh-Thc I'rhle of the Holstrr Stn'e
Mj. Oen. Winfietd Scott Hancock, was the son tllietiitiiin! William II. l'uglish is by birth an Indi.ina man, having flrrt bo
Franklin and El zibeth Harcock. was burn in Monlgnmery coun 'held thn light in 8cott county ot that titate. on Aug. 27, 1822. Hi
tv.Ta.. Feb. 14 1824. Ft comes from sound
the ancestral line on the mateiuiil side leading back to the English Soutb Hanover. He studied law and was admitted to the bar
aud Welsh, and on the paternal to the English, Irish, mnl Scotch, beginning the piaciii.e ol law iu 1640, though much ol his time
He appears the very l enu idesl of the soldier. His figure is talTwas ili-votcd to agriculture Previous tu thii he had enteied into
Vnd finely shaped. His eyes Is clear, blue.inouiring.beuigiiant in politio.l lile as a memlier of the grand old Di'inocratio pa1 ty. lie
reoose. but iusDiring in dancer and earnrstutss. In manners, no ws clerk ol tin In limiu Slate House ol Ki utereututives in 1643
mau ever surpassed hi in. He Is the embodiment of knigh'ly cour- uud from 1844 to 1848
ty. To his subordinates he was kindlinois
his case, give conlldonce made a man
made him think that he amounted to moro
This was one of the secrets of 1 Uncock s
Hancock s reprool, on the other hand, was
tshed lor twice, lie. was severe iu his rnimremonis, unit some- gie-s by a vi-t-t ol JU,!)77 to 7 U27. and was a louttb tune cuosen
inns made nil CnloncH and generals wish
under the niain severity ol his talk. et
tauoht. the wound was hcnle I by some attention so kindly an I popnlarity in li.s own Hutu and throughout thu tVest. His enn
so gnuious, thai the object of it felt, at last, tlmt helha 1 gained Hid .ey will strengthen, flie party in llliuoU. whore lb 8 splendid
by the turns iction.
Where) Ihe Joke Vus.
From tho Detroit 1'ioe Pros.
On a Miehican Central train thn other
day was a paaLcnger who hud lost his riht
arm. Soon alter thu tr-iin pulled out ol
Detroit, ho Ih-kiiii talking with these
around him iu lugard to the p diliwil can
dilates, ci iiming In hU7C served umlrr
both, This le i some oiut to a-k him how
uud where he lest his arm, 11 ml he ie-
plied :
It was down ill tho Wilderness. We
Weie charging Ihe enemy's line. A bui
lt t struck in y arm, crushed tho bone, and
lell unconscious. When 1 was restored
to cddsciouiUces, 1 was iu the hands ol the
nfederste. Indeed, a toldior was
going through my pockets. When he dis
covered that I was alive hu aa about to
bayonet me, but a corporal sprang for
ward, knocked the wretch down uud
saved my lile.'
While be was telling Ibis a man witli
his left arm gone had risen Ironi h;s M :it
nd came nearer, and as the other Umstie l
lie bent lorwsrd aud raid:
'I am that very corporal I I icmembci
the incident as il it happened nly yester
day. I had jeu conveyed lo nil old log
barn over en the right.'
'Yes, yes let us fliako hands, let us
embrace I Thank Heaven that I have
lound jeu out. How came you here?
I bave been to Detroit te ho t'eated for
caoccr, but lime it no longer any hope.
am going home to go to the poor house
and there end my dajs. I haven't a shil
ling or a friend.'
And I am ceing to the poor house as
well,' replied the other, 'I have consump
tion, aad it J am penniless I must go and
die among paupers.'
Tbea they embraced tome more and
teemed t weep, O.10 passenger dished
up half a dollar and passed his hat, and
ia five minutes a collection amounting to
fX (0 wasdiyided between thrm. Every
body said it was a ahumu, aud ami old
man teemed willing te adopt Ibem butt, II
they wonld so ao la Illinois. But they
didn't j they got nil at Dearborn, and it
was a qua'ter of au hour alter belnru a
commercial drummer dared make the
laiernent that both rhujia lived io De
troit, both lost their arms by accident,
and that thry bad played the same game
over and over on (iverv railroad in the
State.
Short Kharp aud DeflNlte.
Tho Platform of tho Illinois Democrats.
Patriotic duty and interest demand
peace ad rucunci liation through all the
laud. We pledge uureclvca lo the follow
ing principles :
. No tanp for protection.
i No third term.
3. Substantial relorm of tho civil ser
vice, so that Fcder I ofjlccrs shall bo the
servauta ol the people and Dot of a
paity.
4. l:11ul rights to all the Status, and no
Fcdeial interference with the ceii8litution.nl
functions af Stales,
5 A coiistiiiiliopal currency of gold
and silver, aad of paptr convertible, into
coin.
6. No h.oro laud grants lo monopo
lies 7. The will ol the people must bo su
preme, and the mainiiliea must rul
under thu constitutional method. No
more such frauds as that ol 18'iG ; no uioie
right to Btviu.
U Laws shall be euacled to plolect la
boreis in the more prompt aud CilUju
collections ul tuii.r waes.
N. C, THURSDAY, JULY 15, 1880.
C A N D I D ATE S,
Anglo Suxon stock. 'was hbi rally educated,
itself. He put one 'incut; as clerk of Indiana Constitutional Coovmitiuu in 1850; was
think better nt himsell e'ectej to the hegislatuie in J 851, serving ai hneaKor, auu was
than he suspected. 'elurted to the Thirty-third
success on tho field : 0j4, to 7 8ll4. was re
mil a tiling to lie vote ol 3 lul to J15;
tney were any wnere out to mat niiico.ny a vote
alter the hason vi Wilson. Su Knglisli
State tiek. t is IkiiiIc.I
BtwnnRrmmKSRivti
A I. over .Awkwnrilly Stuck.
Wu shad never lorget tli.it evening we
vpent at Magrudet's, years ago. We ad
mired Mus Magruder, and vtcntarout.il lo
see her.
It was summer-time' titi i moonlight, a'ld
she sat upon the n;iz. 1
The carpenier hid liien thcru the d.iy
Luloro gluini; up ihe italic chairs on the
p null, sn we look a c it 011 the steps iu
front ot Misss Magrudur; where we could
g',7.0 into her ejes and iliink In r smibs.
It seems probii'.ilo.that tho curpe iter must
have il-it his glue pot 011 the spot where
wo sal, lor alter enjoying Mis? Maglildui's
remarks lor a Couple ol hours, mid diiuk
ing several of her smiles, wo lned to lise
for the purpose of going home, but laiind
that vie wc.ro iuimovalily lived to the
step.
Tlien Miss M .grndi r said :
'Don't be in n hurry'
Ami wo told ber that we believed wo
would not.
Tue conversation had a sadder tone
I alter that, and "e s,t heio. thii kuig
whether it would be better to uk her to
willidiaw while wu dismiied and went
home in Highland costume or whether
we would ur;e her In warm up the pukur,
or whether we should give cue terrific
wreneli and then raml.lo down thu yard
backwuid,
Alioul midnight Miss Magruder yawned
and said she believed she could go to
bed ; then we suddenly a-ked her if she
thought her lather would have any ob
jection to leud us his Iront steps lor a few
days, because we wanted to tuko them for
a pattern.
We think Miss Magruder must have eo
leitatted doubts el our ranitary, lor she
rushed in anil called her lather, and
screamed. Mrgiuder came down with a
double ba'ieKd gun.
Then we explainel Ihe situation in a
whisper, and lie procured n saw and cut
out the piece ol atep la which we wure at
tached. Then we went home, wealing the patcli
and bi-lors two o'clock crushed cut our
young Inye lor Miss Magruder. We never
called again, and she threw herself 00 a
dry geods man
Tin re Is a mtlanclmly satisfaction in
riculling these memcries ol youth, tnd re
f.uUing up.in the InlVtescff of glue ;".n
the emotions ot the liumau heart. Kx.
Culoulut ijiirtlii'.
How dnl you manage- tu win her slice
lion so quickly, Dm. i Tho reci) u't werih
Lnowing. Oh, that was simplu enough 1
replied lie. The first night 1 ariived al
the lodging-house iu Auckland, I leuud
mytell sitting next to a young wnmuu at
supper, who 1 toon louml was orie of the
ncwly-ai 1 ivc I ciiiigatils. I looked her over,
and saw a round, strong, cheery-looking
U.s with a laughing lace, and tbiugui
she'd dd. I didn't kuow l.nw to go loolin'
around her lo Uud a soft place but just
spoke a word or two' with her, aud, when
wu came out into the parage, gave her a
sque. it: nd a kiss. Says she, 'How dare
you?' Savs I, I want to marry yau, my
War.' 'Marry me'.' flies rho, laughing
Why, 1 don't kuo.v youl' 'Mo more do )
know y- u my dear,' said I; Vo that makes
it all tail aud tqiul.' She didn't know lo
put a cla;iii r on that, n. ahc only laugh, 1
and said she coul In't think ol it. 'N01
Iliink ol it,' bays 1, arllul-liku - 'not wlo n
you'ye coiiui all t'he-je theiau .Is ol miles
lor tho puipooi:!' 'What do you meant'
says she. starting. '(Joinc now,' 6SJ8 J. '1
knows w hut's what. When a mau luiiiit-
graliuni.fs, u s to get worK; wue:t a wo.
11, nn iii!iuugiuiioii,cs, Us to get inu r. nd.
V"ii in iv as well do it at ouco.' Well, she
giggled a bit, end vu ytcia iphced two
(IlljS ttl'.tlWft.'do'".
passing three tear at tl.e university of
was connected with the treasury depart'
Congress as a Deinocrat.by a veto ol
- elected to thu 1 liirty-lourth Congress liy a
was ngun elected to the Thirty-u'tB teu.
01 y.sua to i.iM Wt his loimer compciiior
is quite wealthy an t possesses Unutunded
bv l'iiinhui;.
I.ove'e trbora.
A pretty liir l-store tnd shell store, bun.
dreds of softly-tinted 11 in I lantastic shaped
st-a-she Is, aud thousand hopping, chirping
h .ppy buds, an I I he e rulers au auiiatile
young couple irum the Inland country, who
nie so u''ihfd in each other as to bo ob.
Iiv.ous to the ga.e or comments ol the
winld around tln-in. Shu has upon her
innocent head a dsi-y of a bonnet with
unit .iin mimuiiig-i, and he supports on
ins hea l no less an object than thu identi
cal Leghorn hat ol his lather, who is a
just ire of tho peace, yas"Htarned in. She
lonks at the birds bicanse she is a womsn,
and he nt the shells beeauio he it a man;
and hy and hy he carries a largo cenvolu-
ted shell to where she is, whispers lu It,
and lava it wi'h loving caro against her
pink ear. which was so pretty that it
seemed a till -i'Uon ol Ihe si oil itsell. Slid
listens, comprehends, blushes faiiur than
any tinted shell 1 1 so 1 1 est naked Irom Its
bed 011 the 0 en rhore, takes down the
shell, replies to the whispered words, and
holds it with hot ti liamls against tho ear
ol her si al wart lover, an I then they both
smile mid look, inell.ble nothings, and
turn their heads au in . Wh it were those
whis o-ed words that lingered, and will
linger, lit '.heir hear: us loiw as trio niur-
dArlis in Ihe duinty eca-sliells) What
were tliiiio words that started a song iu
their s nils swec'er than that carolled by
any ol the hhi:; biids tl.ere when brautilul
morning wilted upon thoas in purple and
gold, and rtniiiidid lliein of their tinging
with the rus lu ol the hreiz-s? They were
Ihe old, aid words that young list will
foruyer utter.' 1 love you! '
IIoiii-Nty as) a I'olicy.
Gihooly strolled into bit grocer'l eslab
lisliment yesterday just ts that distin
guished btalcsmso wat opening a krg of
golileo tiuled oleomargarine. 'That looks
nice. 1 1 'a genuine butler, 1 iuppose( nono
of your bogus stnlTI' queried Spillkint.
Mow, this was a leading q lejtmn. Ihe
grocer wat.tnl the wor.t ill the world lo
til s.)mu ol Hut oleomargarine tn Oil
hooly, si ho spoku up ut nucu : 'Ol conne
It is bill ter. Ju.l look at at the beautilul
K,iiui. i.jc G,.;y lour.a in ustry c.:::
It makes one think of caws and butler.
cups just to look at it-ilon't it, now I'
Hut is it but'er I' is it butter?' Why,
of course it is. Same people arc so tin
pirious they wont believe butter is butter
unless lliey lake it out of the churn them
unites. Man alive i jut smell it. D , n't it
make you think you no rolling in Iresb-
mnwn hay t You csn just taste tho but
termilk il yen try.' 'but is it butter I' He
bad to lie or lose a customer. When llut
Usuu wasMiuaitly put it would have been
cuuimercial suicidu to have hesitated, to
he came right out like a little man and
said it was butter, ijultcr Iron) cows
milk t' 'Yes.' ilutter from cows' milk I'
'Yes.' ' Then,' sail (lilmooly, as a sad
smile pasted over bia features, 'then I
don't want it,' rows' butter is no longer
(u.liienable. I wanted 10 1110 ol this olve
iii'irgaiino, iiittdu up, you know, of axel
grease, second hand tallow aud muuilage,
tli ut looks like butter, but contains organ
imh ol a new kind ol tapeworm. ( don't
say I like that kind ol ie'ly, but I am
going to kcip up with the procession,
anyhow, No you haven t gt any olco
margannel Worry, lor 1 thought you
kept a Qist-elasa establishment ' aud he
pa'ed out like a beaulilul dicaio. Th
groeir wai silent for a moment, and then
lie spoke coi.tidcntially lo hi'iiself: 'Nrxt
time Pll tell the truth if It burst m wiJ
Deo.
NO. 20.
A Fighting I'arsou.
Borne time since tho relations between
pastor and congregation in a cottain col-
oted church lu Michigan becotno to lobar-
moniout that it became necessary to
bounce one party or the other. At a
chutch meeting the preacher was r.al'ed a
liar, and in return he upset a deaoan with
a blow on the jaw. It wat decided lo
tubroit the case to lltother Gardaer In the
following form :
'ripnten yen was a preacher ol de goia
pll, an' da levlin' elder of yeur church
called you a liah t Would you whip him or
loriiih him I
'If dey wants my nplnyun on dat case it
can soon be glhcti,' said the old man aa he
rc.se up. 'It I war a preacher ol de gosptl
au' do Icadln' elder, or any odder elder,
called me a llah, au' be wat lu dead air-
nest, I'd light down en him like aa' ele
phant rolling obcr a lamb I Yes, I would,
an' den I'd tx him If ho had any Irlendt
who wanted to see me wid my coat oil ao'
my niucclo worked up. I doau' g a cent
oa de man who gill such Ull ol religion
dat folks can make a foot-bail ob him.
, Detroit Free Prest.
1
The Maud lUaNt.
Among the wonderlul and useful Inven
tions ol the timet it the common tand
blast, Suppeea you theutd desire to let
ter a piece of marble for a grtye-stone;
you cover the ttone with a abeet ol wax
no (bicker than a wafer, then cot In (be
wax, the name, date etc.. leaving the mar
bio expose 1. Now pats It under tie
blast, and tl e wax will not be injured at
all, but the sand will cut letters deep Into
the stone. Or, if you desire raised Ictteit.
fli wert. etc., in wax and stick tbam upon
the stene; then past the ttone under Ihe
blast, and the taud will cut It away, lie
move the wax and you bave the raised
letters. Take a piece ( French elate
gla's, say two feit by tlx, and cover it
with fine lice, pasi it under the blast, and
not a thread ol tho laae will be Injured
but the sand will cot deep into the grass
whenever it it ut coveied by the lace,
Now remove tho laeo, and you have tvery
delicate and beautiful line raised upon tho
gla't. In thU way boiutilul figures af all
kinds are cut iu gla-s, and at a small ex.
pense. The workmen can held their
hands under tho blast without harm, even
when It is rapidly cutting away Ihe
hardest gla's, Iron or ttone, but they mut
leek out for flnjcr nailt, nr thry will be
whittle off right hastily. If they put on
sleel thimbles to protect the nailt, it will
do little gno l, for the sand will toon
whittle them away ( but If they wrap
piece nt soil eel ton around theui they are
sale. You will at once see the philosophy
ol it. 1 he taud whittlei away and de
stroys any hard subsum e, even glass, but
does not affect substances that are soil
and yie'ding, like wax, cotton or One
lace, or vveu the human band. Scientific
American.
A MOT IO IO It ISSO.
I have no sort of smpathy with the He
publican party b'Ciuse ol that act, and
because it justilird aud Mlstainrd
Afler such nil act 1 have 110 desiio to sub
lain liio Hepublican paity lo any way
I wonld not vnte Inr a party that would
cirrv tUroiight such a liumi. 1 tiling
Mr. 11 lyes was elected by a fraud, and I do
not n pan to have it laid thai nt the next
electii d I had forgotten it. I d 1 uot say
that Mr. II ayes committed the fraud, Lut
it was cominittid hy bis party, I have
no enmity lo Mr. Have", but after the
Irani! by which ho beta-tie President
cou'd not vote lor any person put up lor
President en the Hepublican side who di
uot disavow the Iraud commuted
would not support any member of that
patty who had any sort ol mixture with
that fraud. I feel that the cou itmg nut
is just as much a Iraud now as at the time
U was perpetrated.
Ciuiii.Ks FitANCi Adams,
ADVKUTlSliMKNTS.
Ask Ihe riH'overi'd dys
pr tie, Pillions autTor"
ors, vwliius of fever
and aifiie, the nn'reii
rial diseased patient,
how lliey recovered
health cheerful si'lrlle
ami irood appetite;
ille
y
will tell you ,y
nkhiK VISSONS
Hkiii 14T011.
1.1V KK
f UK CljKAeKST PPKKST ANO PVST FAMILY Nkl)(l'ISl
IN T1UI WUULIi:
For Dyspnpala, Conatipatlon, Jaundice,
llilioua atuek", Sik Uoad.iclio, C0I10,
Doprosalon of Hplrila, (Sour Stomach,
Heart Hums, Ac, do.
Thia unrivalled boutliern Kemeny la
warranted not lo contain u iliigle partlele
of Moruury, or any Injurious in in oral
aubstaneo, but la
I'l IIELY V:KTABLK.
ronUilnlog tboso Honthoru Koota and
Herbs, whloli an allwlao I'rovidenoe has
pUetd in countrloi where Liver Dlsoasoe
most provail. It will cure all 1'iseaaoe
caused by Dt ratigeujont ol the Llvur and
Mowe a.
'l'he.Svtn;itoniaof Llvor t'omplnlnt are
a lilttlir or ban ittsio 111 me uiouini ram in
tlio Ituuk. Sidoa or Joliiw. olleu mistaken
for Khetliniillein; Sour Stomach; Lose ol
Appntlto; liowul alteriiaUiiy ooslivo and
lux; llniidiic.ho; Lose of uiumory, wilb a
tiainl'iil HoiiHatiou of liavini' failed to do
something which uiiglil o have been dotio.
llol'llily, Utw apirllH, a ui:c rnuow ap
flearanoo ol tho akin and eyes, a dry oougu
often tnkon f ir eonauinpllon.
SoinotluiGa inauv or those aytnptoms
attend tho dUeaao, at olbora vory few; bill
tho luigest organ lu Uio pom , ih genoniuy
tho emit of thu dieeasn, and if not Kogu la
ted in tlmo, gro.it auU'eriug, wrotohodneaa
and death will onsue.
t'AlHION.
Aa tlioio aiM a nuuibor of imitations
ofTorod In 111" public, wo would eaulU 11
tho ooniiiiuuHy lo buy no I'owdora or
Proparod Simmons' l.lver ttegiuaior un-lo-.
In oiirrngriivod wrppnr, with Trade
Murk. Stamp and Sigiiaiuru unoroKen.
None other ia gonniuo.
"Wo have) lostod Ita ylrtuee, and mow
Hint for l'ynpi'psi, Itiliousness, and
riirobbliia lloadili'ho, II is tho heal llie ll
ciiio the world uvor hiiw. Ho havo tri-d
lorty other roiiiedios ueforo rdmuiona
Liver Uegulator, but uouo 111 iiuim gave
list more IUhii luuiwrry relioi, Out Hi
Keuul.ilor not onlv rolieved, but cuiod
Kd. Tob'grayl) and iMossongor, Ma
con, (J a.
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TALUOTT at MO .VI
SHOCKOfi MACHLNK WOUKS,
RICHMOND VA.
Man 11 facto rora ol Portable and Stationary
ngino and Hollers, haw Mine, Corn anil
W limit Milla, Shafting, llanirnra and Put-
lovs. I'll r 1 1 1 no Wntor W bonis. Tobacco Ua-
clilneiy, Wioiigli t Iron Work, Hra.ee and
iron caHitnga. Alaohliiery of h-very Ilpae
orlption.
GlN.NINO A.VtJ TlIllKSIHSQ MACIrWfKt
A SPECIALTY.
Kopalrlng rrouiptlyr et (7rftjjllj
at eat,
TAUMVTT'S rAPE.NT SPARK-ARRBtTCR,
TUe iBTeDtlvta b Ago,
It duoa not deatror th e draft. It doe
not interfore with cleaning the tubes. t
win not choke up, ana reauiree no aloaa
lug.
It roo. u ires no direct dampen to un
opened when raiaing a leu 111 (dampora be
nig ooieoilonabie, aa llioy may o lelt Dan
and allow ai arka to eca.e.)
it reuulri'N no water to extinguish
parks, whleii, by condensation, doatroya
the draft. Heaid'ea, wbou water ia uaod, if
noleclod, thu efTloleuoy la destroyed by
evaiioraMoii of the watar, and tho bollpr ja
kept to a mttiy condition.
It la almplo and uurablo and can be r
Hod upon. It can be attaoliod tn any boiler.
no plantar should be without one ortLeaa,
lnaurnmio oompnnloa will Inniira gina and
barna whore the Talbott Englnee and
Spark-Arroatore are uaud alaame rato aa
cbarued for wator or borne-power.
f-rmana lor mgsiraiea uirpuiari ttM
price Hat.
llrancli linneo, (loldsuoro, , o.
J. A, IIAC.NKH, I. oneral Manager.
T. A.UHANUEK, Local Mauugaa,
may 8 1)111
ia AfM.
IRON BITTERS,
AO real Tonic
IRON bTiTERS,
A Biiro AppoUjor.
IRON BTiTERS,
IRON BITTERS,
l YilnsMt MeJicuie.
IRON BinERS,
Htrt SwIJ M ft BtVtfift.
IllartilT rMmnndtid
tn itit public for all rilf.
mt( rHjul rtiif ft rril ia
ana fiiUMwui oi7
Mnteittt4itHt
1 r
mf Aw
pmHtm, M.mm9 mj
Htm
rlcliftj tU kltjvti
triia;tiipi,i 1 tin mum
Oil. lld fflVtM BMW II t
tu tliD nt rvajft. To ih
HiftHj, ltvllt. nd thiU
1rt-n rvtilrliig rrMnipw?-
HttOII. till Vltlbl
rfniBdjr can tut it to
tiitThik rttcomauDtted.
it nctm (ihm m cS-m
ontbtdlirotUTftornan.
A tfniiHwnfUl b'lur
niMli wtll rmovo tu4
TffY IT, )
Sold by all Druggiiti.
mBEOflOIIIICALC
BALTIMORE, (.14.
IRON BITTERS,
for DflKst retail.
iloo H ly
We K. VICK
28e
t'AHItl ACiE) AND ULIUQIE9
MADE TO ORDER
OH
B8PA1BED AT W TRlCm
Alt klnda of wood work and trimming
dona In good stylo. Bfaokamitb work oUioa
at abort notice and with oeatnoiw. A
new work warranu (J, Fine palnling foi
bugglos don at low pjr.oea,beat paint uasd,
NPECIAL ATTENTION UIVEVTA
THE UNDJJ ITAKINQ DF.PAUTMST,
T-T ,L. T' Mil Sll I r - ..
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V--.-.---'er.A : f V
(,. agL. Jfc. , -
LUiV'J
C'ofnna md.Caiea of all alzea ponstaotty
on baud.
Carriage M ilorlals kept ouband atptsbja
bulow Puleraburg tnarknt.
Weldon N. 0,
June S ly
J
N o, T. COKp,
pies
can al)U be louml ut bis ataud uh
FIRST (STJtPBT,
Wbora he bis ou and a full iluit ot ttie
FineHl
WINES,
WHISK IKS. and
- JJJtASl'lKS,
fOUklVO, HUAliS,
and SNUFF,
OKANGES, APPT.F.S.
and tXJNFLCTlON EKJEsJ
nie atook of Panned Qooda and ameer.
I os U unuaually
Full ul Cauaplelj,
Old Caiinkt Wiuskkv A PrtetAi.rrT.
. Ha fuuiauleee nntUJV'tiba. Ull an 4
ee biiu. -
V.ir C'l t v.