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WELD ON, N. C, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1883.
NO. 48.
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Eradicates
J Diphtheria, Sail-
HALAUIA.
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nil ContiiBious Diseases. Persons waiting on
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Prevented
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Invalids, broken down in health and pir
its by eliroiiiis dvKpepi'ia, or niifTeriinr from
the terrible exhaustion that IoIIowa the
nttucks of uetilu di ase, the testimony of
thousands who have liven raised us by
a miracle from a similar slate ol pros
(ration bv llostetter'a Stomach Bitters,
Is a find Kiiantnlce t!' "v ln0 "
means jou, too, may ho BtreugtUencU aud
'r'ur talc by all lirutsioU anJ Dcakri
generally.
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THY NAWE-
I told (he rose thy name-It blushed tin i atlrveil,
lis pe nh trembled ns In eeKiney.
I cried thy name aloud 11111I In ! Iho bird
Hurst into si.n wilhin tlie tluek-leavetl trens.
1 spake it Hh.-n Hie moon wte ray and cold,
And s'ralht from out the east upshot the sun.
I spake It In the niuhl -tlic clouds that rolled
Abeve dispersed, Iho slurs camo otic by one.
Should any whisper it when on my face
The black earlh lies, cslnily sleeping under
i; round,
I Ihiiik my heart would best apace,
Aiullhatiiiy lips Mould Ircin'.dciit the sound,
And if before Hie k ties of heaven I enmo,
And could for tny r.wn worth noeiiirance win,
I I It: tik I'.mt then if I houbl nunic your mime
The eternal doors would slirainl let mo in.
JACJl
DOANE
Jack I)nne had itlivms been cansidcred
dull boy hy his teacliers, by the uriRhbors, slid
even by his father. He was scTunteen, and
latiies, yuuuirer brother, wm lifleen anil n
remarkably brii;lil boy. His fatlier desllned
him for Ihe Isw, but, lai'k was to entile down
on tlie frin. lie was only fit for a farmer. The
farm wassituatsd half a mile out from niton,
where the boys ulteiidej school. They had
completed their studies in the public tcliools
mid wetc new leudjr for Ihu academy.
"Jack was dull; every one said so lajt Is,
07! ry tme except his mother. 8h seemed t.
understand .luck and have eonlldsncc In him.
Sli'j knew he was alow, but she had larual
thai lie (ould be depended upon. Fanner
1) i.il'.c hid deleriuiited that Uik should jru lo
work mi the f irm, liul Jnck possessed a doi;
vje lj dctirniiiiation. He h id decided to g
tliroui;h the ncademv, unit he enlisted hli
ino'lier on his tide, ami between them lkj
prevailed, mid the opening of our story sees
both boys becjiitnliijr a three years' colli.o
d. mi's ul the head of ib-j class, and a Cleat
favorite, J u-k at. tin foot, and regarded as
very dull, lo say Ihc hast.
J ti k excelled in one tl.hit; inalhetiialic.
lie was slow, to In sure, bul he. mastered
every principle, os he went nlonu. 11k labored
under one great difficulty in school lie could
not exp'ain the prlncip'cs fluently und clearly.
liuthc could workout the most IntiLste proW
bans, ulres him time. 1 lo never Rave up.
(luce he worked two wurks on a test pmbl'iii
Ken lo the claxs, and he solved il. Hut he
never made It known. Jack never ot ibe
credit he ileserTfil. Often ho would corae
with his teacher's harsh wards linjins; in his
ears ami Ins schoolmates sueris rniiiiitiie in
his heart, and found consolation In his
nothsr's hopeful words.
"Never mini, .Isck," said she; "you vl.'
come out all rii;ht. 'he race is not always to
lite swift nor Hie battle lo the strouir. You
liitvc perseverance nud deteruiluallon. You
re steady, sober and earnest, ami these quail-ti-s
will hi lug you tlirounh. Kemeiuber th"
f ible of the hare and the tortoise."
And then she would tell him of eiainent
lances, such as (ill' Isaac New ton, Sheridan,
:iold.mlth, Scull, Dean Aw if!, (iihaou, Diyd'ti
Shakespeare, .Miilou and Daniel Webster.
I'hese worn all dull boys at school. They
ould not be ctiitiinieil w ith knowledge. They
had to reason and think oul their conclusion.
And .lack would be tainfortcU and go oui
of his mother's presence with lifted liead and
a brave heart, resolved thai ha would not dis
appoint her In any particular. And so l e
plodded on through Iho three years, sttidyiuy,
hard and faithfully, and never leaving a Its
son until It was mastered, lie vn iievar can
lent lo leave anything until he fanly under
load it, und this, more than anything else,
caused him to fall behind his class, so that at
the end of the course he failed to pass.
It wus observed in the final examination Hint
he mis perfect up to the last, not missing a
question, but beyond this he stood low. Ills
brother James graduated with great ecbit,
howefer, and wentjuto Ihc ollice of Hrircs
,t Morton to sludy law. Jack staid one year
longer at the academy, and giadiuted, and
then came the trials of his life.
The day after Ins graduation he requested
bis father to send him to the Seieuiilie In
stitute. Mr. Donne wss astonished.
1 won't do it !" he exclaimed in anger.
"Yin are only HI for a farmer and ;on have
education ei.ough for thai. I've spent all the
money for your education that I intend to,
and you might as well settle dowu un Ike faun
d go la work. I've given you a good
chance."
But this was not Jack's plaa. He had de
termined his course, and nolhiug cuuld divert
him from it. lie acquainted bia molher with
bis iulculloin, quietly packed his clathes thai
night, aad the ucxt maruing left home before
any of tin family were stirring. Ui disap
pcat mice caused a uiuc days' talk, aud thru
the matter dripped. Mr. Doane made no
efforts to 11 nd hiiu, saying, "He'll bl glad
cuough to come back of his own accord." His
mother kept her owu ivunm-l, and Jack
thought of her with a lueap in his throat, fir
he knew that the $IE0 In had i" hia pocket
represented the accumulated sayiugs of twenty
years of bis life.
Five years had passed away, and not a word
lisd beeti heard from Jack. Janes bad been
admitted lo ihc (tar, had Milled dowi lo
small practice nl Uieoii, was joily g '"d fi l
low, a favonle will! Ihc ladies and so n:y
generally, lull llin Haiaer cili.cal bcuan lo
mdsfcr thai he glltlng lira Innd af the R am
It was ouly a wlihpir utl innt of the people
ivselilllig Hie lii-.lt) tl itliill. lie Has still the
most htiliiaiit, fascinating uirmbcr of the bat.
aud the prldi of Fanner Doaoc, iu parlu
in o.
The ltsilroad booui had reach ;d Ole ni, anu
cili tens luhlicd recklessly Into spcctilatioi
Farmer Dnaue kail laksti filM.Ut) I slock In the
new road, which was to make Oiran a lare
citv slid its citizen all uii!ibuii es. Bit the
b ib de burst before It had been fairly blown.
and the was adfeilised lo be sold by the slier
ill. I hc process by which Hits was rlfecud
was a :ong one, occupying some months, slid
they were sad oiles to l'araier Dome aad his
wife. James upbraided him for hit folly, and
declared thai hedesened to lose his farm.
"If Jack was only hen." said Mrs. D ome,
i would he nu b a comfort something lo
lcm upon."
"Jack Is a worthless dog," said Farmer
Diane in reply, "and I'll warrant la beggiiu'
bis ihily bread, or working for his board al
best! Ho would bo a pi or slick to Itau
on."
The iay of sal came, and . a large crowd
wi attracted to the form, tor It wa lha best
farm in the county, well worth ?0,0l)0, but
these close times and at a public sail, would
not bring much over half that amnnnt.
The kidding was slow. A stranger In the
crowd, wilh his overcoat I utloned up around
his cats aud his cup pulled diwn well over his
eyes, wairhrtl Ihe bidding closely, until it
reached tlll.WiU. 7'his win tin bid of Mr.
ffyuanl, the rich banker of Oleon, and ho
thought of ihe 'rich speculation the chance
offered. No one, be thought, could go much
nbc-ve this, The .'arm would be his, ami In
three years he would doutdc his money on
It. Kut his exultation was rut short by the
clear, Urn voice of Ihe stranger.
"A'lrfcn thousand."
Hanker Wyiunl caught his breath at the au
dacity of a m in w!u woti'd u.lr.ino" l,llild at
oac hid, and Ihe auctioneer dwell on tlteIU,OiK)
for finui lime before (he banker reentered
enough In make another bid of 11,10.1. Hut
he was promptly supplanted by the slruiiger's
tll,il. The bidding now was left entirely to
these twi, m l il went up gradually dower
until il w is knocked off at tU.hW to the
stranger,
"What nam', sit '"asked the cl-rk.
"Jack Doane," was the quiet reply.
Hut If Hie answer was quiet the sudden com
motion it rivaled wis not. In a moment he
was surrounded by lifty old acquaintances all
tray ug lo sukt his luntl and asking a Ihoti
tauu questions. Jack stood It all calmly, and
liusliy h ok himself lo. i o and strode toward
Hie house, but half way llient.he inel his
mother and behind her his father, who had
heard, as tlicy sat iu the darkened rooii
mourning oer their misfortunes, thai. Jack
was the purchaser f the farm.
Never did Ihu Tillage of Oleon experience
such a seiHiliou. Il was Jmt like a novel,
everyone said, when they learned that Jack
had developed Into one of the .'t civil en
gine! in the country, and had cleared jHUH
by superintending the op.iu ef the great
silver nine iu Colorado, an I n no sr engaged
at a salary of 55,001), In the consttuclion of an
important railway at Hie west, tie was a tall,
solid, splendid looking man, one win looked
as though he knew what fouudtliou ho was
standing upon, and that it was sure.
Jack decided Ihe farai to bis mother, telling
her it was "only principal and interest on the
loan you made me whea I left home, and a
little payment on the motherly com foil you
alfoi'ded me tluiiug tny stupid, plodding school
boy dajs."
Inquiry among Jack's employers revealed
the fact that the high-priced quality iu Jack's
compositiou wa deliberation.
"You can d pent! implicitly, said the prlu
eipal iHMier of the mine referred to, ;"on all
of .lack's decisions, for he won't make one
eu:il he knows he I; right I've been out of
patience several limes at hit apparent slow
nets, but found him right every lime. He
never made a mistake and never wasted any
labor. In the end wc came out ahead of
otherenterpiises with less careful engineers at
their head. Jack is worth his weight In
gold."
Jack is stlllat his profession, und stalls nt
the head of it. No hrge enterprises are under
'akcu wllhoul consulting hies. Kichcs have
c line to him almost unasked, for all, he gives
his iiiothur the entire ciedii. James sank into
dissipation, lost his practice, und i Indebted
lo tck for a pnioiinu that affords him a livsli
hood. O.ertho door of the bantUome villa
where Jack resides with a loving wife, he his
placed a motto :
' The race is not to the w lit."
THE BHD B0UJ BREAKFAST-
"Vas," Niiitl llie luiy, with it vacant
look. "1 take iiu intiM'fst in tin; pli'iis
tire nl' lilt" uliusti uliv llHH'?, tliotigll I
lid liavf a little quiet tun al I lie Incak-
last tal'lr. 1 oil Hff, pa in I In contra-
not man ever was. II 1 rotinilaiii
that aiivlliiiie' at tlie talile don't tan!r
g.nnl, pasays that it is all right. This
iinii'iiitijr I took the Kyriip pitcher und
emplieil out Urn while syrup ami put
in somw cod-liver oil ihattaa is takinr
for her cuii 'li. I put some on my pan-
ikes, and pretended lo taste of it, and
I told pit the sy.'np waa sour, and not
lit to eat. 1 il was nia I in a second,
and he pouted out eoiua An his pan
cakes-, and stud I was jrpttlnjj taot on
toilitdt'd particular lie tt.iid the syrup
waa ooiol eiuiitgh for Imu, and he sop
ped hie pancakes in it and fired Nome
lovfii his neck' lie in a oanl ilur,ied
hvpociile thill's what he is. I could
see hy his face thai ihe cod liver oil
was near killing him, luit he said the
vrnp was all rinht and if 1 didn t eat
mine he'd hteak my neck, ami !y j t.li
I had to tat il, and pa he oiiesscu hi:
hadn't much appetite and he would
nisi iltiiik a cup ol collet anil eat a
dontit. I like lo dide, and that I think
nukes (hia disappointment in love
harder to bear, but I leit. sorry for
ma. Ala am I got a very stinn slum-
illicit, and when nh got Nome of that
cod liver oil in her mouth she went
up stairs, sickor'n a horse, and pa had
to help her, and "he lad nooralgit
all the morning, I eat pickles to take
lite lasle out ol my mouth, and thin I
laid for Ilia luiril on Is I liev eat ton
in licit syrup, any way, and whim diet
cent on lo that ood-liver oil and svral
lowed a lot of it, one of thsm, au nirish
oirl, hIic cnt up and put her hand on
her cored, ami Hani howly mown;
olid went out into llie kiu hen loukiti;
is pale as ma doeri when ahc has pow
let on her lace, anl Hie oilier gifi,
who is l.'iiich, she awallowed a pati-
e.iku and said .Mmo Oolt, vats il.
matter mil tne,' and slie went out tnul
leaned on the coal bin. Then tln-v
talked Irish and littlcl), and ''"l clul
and started to look for me, and I
thought I would conic over here. Th
whole family is sick, but noi from
love, like my illnein, and thtv will in
over it, while I shall fill an early grave:
but not till I hava made that girl and
the telegraph messenger wish they
were dead. Pa and I are gout'' to
Chicago next week, and I'll bet we'll
have sotni lun. l'a said 1 need a
change of air, and I think It ia goiiiv
to i IV to lose me. It a c hl ilay
when 1 cet left anywhere that I can
find my way back. Well, good by
old potatoes." Peek's Sun.
WEDDED BLISS
"I am going liahing."
The August sun was beating down
in pitiless fury upon the brown bosom
of the parched earth, and up from the
meadows Unit lay to tin-westward of
Dapplevalu the hum ol insects and the
noisy notes of ihe grasshoppers came
with wonderlul tlistitictneis to Meryl
McCloskey, us the Blood in the door
way of a modest little cottage, over
whoso I fon I the honeysuckles and
morning glories were climbing, their
vivid hues lii inging out in all its beau
ty Ihu pale glow of the girl's complex
ion, while ihe little shalls of sunlight
hat found their rvav here and there
through ihe vines overhead weio not
more rich in coloring licit) tint miss of
gulden hair that fell over Iteryl's
iiouldeis.
They had been married neatly a
wstik 1 Jury I unit (leorwe W, Simp-
sou ami as tut) girl Hustled closti to
her husband she felt an unspeakable
or, a sense ol sweet content that could
uuver Cade away or die so long as he
was by her side, his strong arm around
her corset. And vet on this Sunday
il'tei ao.iti a Utile fettling of disappoint
ment a soi l of I iiiit iiot-as-happy-aa-I-was
a -WKi'k-ago Saturday sensation,
had thrilled hers ml for an instant as
the man whom she had rowed to love,
honor and possibly break, spoke Ihe
words with which tins chapter opens.
1 hidl been hoping you would go
wilh me to Sunday schoo' this after
noon, darling, Meryl said. You are
such a favorite wilh the children and
can manage them so well.
Yes, he replied, that is very true,
sweetheart; but, 1 am also unusually
handy with a fish pole, and you know
the full bite best on Sunday.
Do they .' she asked, looking up to
him wilh her pure young face, "How
fun n v ?"
U is, indeed, In licroun. (Jeorgs re
lied, speaking with a grave tendet-
ness that slioweil what a lovely liar
he was, but we cannot, fathom the mys
terious laws ol nature. We can silly
accept thiMii.
iNiddenly (Jeorge changed the sub
ject of conversation I shall come
hroni.li ti e village on mv way, he
aid. l there anything I can get for
you ? and he stooped and kissed the
rosebud tuoiith of ihe one woman iu
the world who had ever won his love.
Die lillle head fell on his shoulder .
There was a long, sweet pause, and
then Iicry!, as if fearful that thu ecsla-
which wis thrilling Ihrniioh her
would slid lenly change to pain il she
larnl look up or move, said solily :
"Caramels."
This was all. No need of explana
tion between litem, and, as (Jeorge
Simpson walked swiftly away with a
ighl heart and a pocket, lull of bait,
te felt the one cloud in the rose-liuted
tori, in of his life was liable to slay
there Chicago Tribune.
A COON FIGHT.
8am Plggs and Hill Mandeis, two gentlemen
of color, met at Ihc usual rotnt'i grocerv iu
Anne Arundel Count j last week. Hill Sanders
has a slight impediment in bis speech, pre
facing bis sentences with "a a ty," which
sometimes cause him trouble, an I Son lllggs
is gifted with u ditubting mind fans free
tongne.
Sain," said BUI, "I was out huntiu' night-
afo' l. sl an' coleh a a ty two coons up one
lice !"
Kore drS lord, Hill," replied Sam, "dat's nio'
luck den any other nigger aver had Iu ills
w oibl. 'I'cars to mi's if d.it statement sounds
s'plclotts like. Speakin' giuer.illy on a pint
like dat, I'm- monstrous apt to call It putty
tall Iviti.' Hut belli' as kow its you I'll ax you
if you ain't J d.iri' "
A'o, sail ! I cotch a a ty two coons up
one tiee, dst-.i f.lck ! all de aim (lat doubts
de sialcinout is a..biediu' trouble for Ilia
self!" 'Well, ef dat ain't lyia' Its w iggin' a pair of
de falsest jaws of auy nL'ger hi de country !"
"i"ako dat I"
"Yon take dat !"
When they were separated tiny both looked
like they had been interviewed by a Kansas
cyclone, each vowing to seek a sub-eiuenl
meeting when they propose to settle "dat
coon question accordin' lo de rules of tie
code "
HE WAS THE CHAP.
AS MI'EI'TANT UltlllKliltooM's EXI'KUIEScn IS
iiAitiim siioe.
A good thing is related as having occuircd in
a barber shop in a certain town In this vicinity
recently, on the occasion of a too-too wed
dlig. Well." and (he barber to Ilia usual rrowd
o' loungers about nu ll n pise-, "I goe-s the
oiir-Hig- mlaiig show will come oil Ibis cvru-
"What kind of a show is thai?" Inquired a
stranger In Ibe chair.
"Oh, He re's la be a wedding in town," re
plied the bilber.
"Who is to be married ?"
"Well, some (raveling man ant west is going
totna'ry old Mia. Ilurnswoggle's daughter,
they would have becn;nisirid a year afo, If it
had nut been for the old woman. "
"What was wrong wdh her!''
(ill she's a regular old tom-cat with gog
glrs on. 8Ik' too pious to blow her nose, aud
the Mlow is au out-an-oul Inlldcl."
"And how have they llxed II, (list Iho mar
r.tf is In take place u . !"
"Well, lie's worth abaut 110,000, and who
hadn't enough religion to buck against Ibat
Hot it's lucky for hi in that lie litre a good way
from the aid woman.'"
The stranger was shaved, sod at Iho bar
ber was brushing his coat, he imputed :
"D you live Iu this neighborhood !"
"No," replied Ihe stranger; "I'm fu'Oi tho
wot. I'm Ike tallow that Is lo be merited
Ihii a.eiii.ig !"
Extraordinary feat of nature: Jumpiug from
winter to summer without a aprlog.
OUR POPULATION.
A CHAP THAT WAS NOT AI.I.nttKI) TO ill. I .TP A
lUtlTliSllKII.
A stranger leaned over the bar of
an avenue saloon the other day and
whispei'ingly inquired :
Partner, what i ihe population of
tho United Stalis?
Hard on to 50,000,000, 1 believe, was
tho reply.
It's over 4O,U0O,fJUO anyhow ?
Oh, yes.
You'll bet on that?
Pd like nothing belter than to put
up 110 on it.
Well, you'll liav a ehance. There's
a chap down in the shoe store who
claims that wo haven't got 8 '.,000,081)
population, and he is Mulling every
body. I'll bring li i in up if you'll inaka
a ln.i and take him down a peg.
ISritig him along.
The stranger went away and re
ttitnod wilh the bluffer, who had no
sooner entered thu saloon than he
called out :
Where's the man who says this
country has over 40,000, ()t)0 popula
tion? The salootiist modestly replied that
ho was the man, and in less than a
minute thu two $10 hill" were put into
the hail Is of llie first caller.
There's a new map in the store
across the way, which has the last
census figures on it, said the salonnisl,
and all went over lo see the matter
settled.
TI.e figures showed that the iieer
sell.rhad won by a laro-e majority,
but nothing on that map, above, be
low, nor behind it could tell what had
become of the man who held the stakes.
Indeed, it was only alter the one who
had lost, had also skipped away that
anybody realized that they were con
federates. Then the victim slarled
out milh a club to hunt the world
over and reduce the population by
one, but his search was in vaiu.
"I DON'T LOTE GREENS "
THE AWl'l l. 1)1 1. KM M OK A IMI.I Tlr I AN WHO
wc.st i ai itnvii on scmiat.
A prominent Maryland politician
tells llie following good one on him
self:
"At seventeen I was a raw country
lad and uxces-ively bashful I was
madly iu love wilh Sally (! , a
bright romping farmer's daughter. I
detested giociis in shout llie sumo
ratio that I loved Silly. On Sunday I
mile over to dine at Sally's house.
They had a substantial dinner with
! usual di-.li ofgiei'tis. Suddenly il
Hashed 1 1 1 1 1 1 ine, while ihr l.ii ttn't' was
asking his long Sunday bh'ss'iig, 'hat I
should he asked Intake on.,. its, and 1
began to ask mv-elf it it would be
polite to decline. The eoi.lliet ill my
mind was terrible, I would rather
have swallowed an ounce ol ipttnine
than a plate of greens. Presently llie
fatal invitation was spoken. In lo
wildered di per.it ion I passed inv plate
and was helped generously. I went to
woik on the greens voraciously, seeing
which thej fanner lielpcd tne again.
Thu situation was becoming critical,
but I managed to gulp them down.
"I am glad you like kale, ,lolni," re
marked llie farmer, "I think there is
noiliing' like il, with good bacon."
And he helped tne again to another
dose of greens.
I was t apidly Hearing' the end of my
self control. I had been helped three
times lo greens and had not as et
swa! led a mouthful of anything else.
When I had disposed of llie thi 'd dish
ot greens 1 could not have found room
for another ounce of lood it my life
had depended on it In my exiremtlv
I inwardly prayed that I would not
be aski.'d to take gteens a fourth time.
Hull was disuppoinlvd. a Looking up
from his plate the farmer saw with as
tonishment llial my plate was again
empty.
'liless us. John !" said he, "have
some more greens !"
1 glanced at Sally. Her lace was
convulsed with lautihter. I hat was
the last straw. Leaping from my chair
I shouted in hysterical lreu.v :
i.i;i... : i i .1....', i...... ..Uout)
Ifl.iaU IL 1 A IIOII t 1,1.1- 150.1.1.
and vanished from the farmhouse.
Sally eventually manied a tallow
who did "love" greens.
A TWILIGHT I0VL-
Fashionable edurutlon Is havluu its effect, at
witness the following which occurred the
ether ilny over ll.e Fatapsco : Two sisters went
home from boarding school to anslsl at the
marri.ice of ttietr broiher. 'l ew lr,ionlt and
silence broodei over Hie room in which the
hrailr h id leathered after Hi- eveuingr tneil.
"Sister!" sudjailjr reinarked Uiss Jane,
"why do you look so seminary ?"
"I. a, sister! its beoutiss I feel so priinliiiiry !'
simpered Susie.
"Laws hev mercy on my soul !" piously
ejaculated Ihe (rood mother, "how 1 do love lo
hasr my d.itler) talk llial ci siniu oy !"
Silence once inoro throw her tu mile down,
the KloatnluK deeneneil without ami Ilia old
fiiriner'a dsreil eyes stared at Ihe lite on tho
hearth while bis mind went wandeilnir bvk lo
the time ken the "i:ats" were not ao lili.li
faltitin as they are in these dnya.
rtTsicRii of tiik m..tniiEit
SliiiKliiir, siniiitiiiK, Irrinlioii of the uriiiaiy
1) isiiires. ins. iim'iI ilisenilrees, euren oy uncoil'
I a Im. S i ut dm kIsis. N. (!. Depot, J. I.'
aiU.Mis, w iimiiiKtoii, c.
ADVKUTISUMENTS.
AYI.olt, KLLloTT a WATTS' Its,
Wholesale Dealers Iu
HARDWARE, CUTLERY
OURS. AC.
Cor. Ualn Street i Market Square,
NORFOLK, Va:
oct Mm
AIiVKI.'TlSKMKNTS.
f. i' '" r?:'':..
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1 V. .. IL v ' : . I K .
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I i' n ut s i: ;; ' s
Iv.
C E I : B it A T E D
TIVOLI DEER
for f;i m My use und V hi'pl'nr.
M M un si-, oi, Norfolk, i.
a" ii im i umii.. L,7wgrania
lno xca.t superiority of I1R,
BULL'S COl't HI SYRIT over
allothcrcoitc.hi'ctiii-ilicii is ai'.cicd
by the immense popular demnn 1
for that old Cat.ibli.--hed remedy.
all
Vat the Cure of Cot:.::li:, CohN,
Hi)ar.-nc,!s, t'r,i:t A -thina. I'ioh
cluiifi,Wii)0iing ('oti;;h, InciiciH
Consumption and for the relief of
rnli'-iililt it ie lii't-nti in nilv.-inreil
starts of tho l)isc.iM l''or Sale!
lit' ill 1 Iro-r.n.-le o-.
W-Tsas) isSia.'j.' lc.'3rB'.''if
CREAT BARGAINS.
V' ,'ir ' now roeeivin r "itr new nn.l i Titifiil
ond- r nttv jot -eh as-'.! ,.f 1 1,,- i,, mil f o-t nrers,
let eorili'tllv invite von to call and rli.-m
The larifosl and le:sl selected st,, oil of
uoi.n wATviirs.
SKI'S OK. I i;vi'.l It V.
UW'H till i'KI.I-:i's.
urn; ami or un .tl iv
III M"Ml AM) sr. M. uiviis.
si rrv r iter rn mi -n-iw.
sol.ll) si.v.;ii . ins. I', i :: li s ,,.
Tils r.esl t1() ttstor n it tl s, ( lock
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t's Y'Olit.:'-- I' 1' liles-os j'li.t mi rve ,,ur
vsli-M
V ifelte-l I.M.I .l.-wetre r. ,e,i.. ,l l.e tl... I,, .-it
workmen. l:ii r-:ivni ' in al le ! e - l i
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t '.' ly !' '.-e -loi e -. V.l
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CHICAG0.ILL.'
ORANGE. MASS.
Akin ATI ANTA . 1-5A
T, J. I.6T0KE. GEKE8AL AOiN
A'.l .AV.7, X. C.
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K 1. 1 O M K It K s T A IRAN T,
james joE3, p;opsiEroit.
No. 91 West Main St,, Norfolk, Va.
I.ynnlciYcn Oj iters by the barrel.
cct Mm.
CITE C( ,
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ty ii. r.i.i.ioTT.
Kloriiry iiiul Counsellor mt I.sivr,
KOitlOLH, VA.
Room -mid : Vii'Klniaii Ttuildiug.
oct S ly
JJMINCH 4 I1HI.I..
T I' OK K Y H A T LAW.
KNK1K1.1), N.C.
rrii 'tlces in tlie counties of Halifax, Nash
K,l;, emnlie and Wilson. Colleetiona made In all
fsrlsof llie Slate. jau 1J tf.
li II. SMI I'll, JR.
1 1
trroKKV AT MW,
S'ol'l,NII NCK. llAI.IPAX ('t)UNTV N. ('
I'r ie'l.' M In llie county of llallfav, ami ailjoiu
in eniotios, and In Hi" Supreme eotirl of ihe
siit'. . Hly.
M il It I Z . II It,
W IOIIVIIV AT I.Art,
IIAI.II' W, .V. C,
iiille,. in tl,.. t'.oirt House, sipiet ntteutlm
.riven lo ail tirauehesof ilte rofoi.oti.
i.iii U ly
'JSI.)MA. N. Illl.l,,
AtloriK'j at Law,
H VI.IK X, . I'.
I'i i t'c. i in ll iltlin end adjoining ruunlle
in t t-',',"ril nod siiirem mrls.
Will I" at Seoiluni .Neek, once every fort
ni.ht. ntitfVSlf
II V. M A S O N
I IOItI.V AT 1.1 w,
li MlY.Sllt'KU, N. C.
I'rieti,'.. in to ' court, of .Nortltaioiii and
.id i 'in in r e on ii ties, also In I tin Perioral ami nii
fl'e nee, ,. iris. June Blf.
1. T K H K. Il A N I K l
illoi ncj anil oinitt llor At I ns,
w i: i. iidv, k. .
I'l-n.-t iiMv-i In ilniifan nn.l adjolninir eountlea.
Sp vial .uteniioii iriven to eolleciions II
til Cirts of Un. .state und i.roiniit returns made,
fell, n I y
W. II Villi,
a rrintNKY i : i.iw,
WELDOX, N.C.
si al attention iriven to collections and
rein'itimees promptly made.
1 1 it v III.
It. K. U IIUNTEK,
S I It ii i: ( MKUIsT,
rcr.
Can 1)0 fount! ut hia nlllcs in Fnllolil,
I'uro XitriiimOxiilo (Ins lor t tin Pain
less Kxtniotinit of Tooth, always on hanil.
Juno tl.
M. lll l.l.F.N. JOHN . UOOMIt
I. I. It! N .V M O I) II li,
ATTOItXKYN AT LAW.
II.VI.1P.VX X. I',
tiee tu tlie counties of Halifax. Xorlhami,.
M
l'ra.
Inn. K
,reiil"
I'.Hli't-
III IIIIV
I . e nnli i, I'm nud Miirlln In the Ku
e.oirt ..f Ihe Stale ami in the Pederal
..fine Kasierii Disiricl. Collections tiiada
pari of Hi.-stale. Jan 1 ly
V. J. N A W .
3AKER & CONFECTIONER.
' EL DON, A". C.
.V Very Inrite supply of
akes, CrieUers, candles, Prenrh anil Plain,
lUisliis, Priiils, Nuts, sc.
I'll,' largest stock of Toys of every variety ever
oroui,-ii to una tuaraei.
orders for candies, cakes, c, fllleil at short
-t notice at Northern prices.
Wc.lilinv and other part les sunnlled'as cheap
is the clloilnHt. iHtt u ly.
Is".. 1SSS.
tlX KUIH vflltRI.K WORKX,
(Kstablished InlStn)
7
syeimiore st reel, opposite Hallfal,
Ihlt-llSnUUG, VA.
Mouiiint'iils,
Tomb,
4'roaNFSt,
II vutlsf onrej
aud UritiCHtouea
.if every deserlnt Ion uiadn lo order rancln in
I'l'ieo I'roui .'t up.
Designs sent i.y mill in nny nddltss, wltn poat
UK, slumps I'lieiosed for I'elurti.
ar-) li -ii orders are received, the work la pra
I'linnl and loruurilcil. if It does not cive pvrfaet
.aitfiielloii. ptirt'lins.-rs are n-quesled U) roturn
it my expens, payltiK Irelnln both waye.
l.oiioi prici s and cheap freights guaraulocil. j
1 oiii"poitueiivv .oiieiied fiom ait Milium..
(HAS. M.WAUtU.
npr. is ly.
W- W- II A LL. 7
lire Hud Llie IuNumnce) 4xet,
Can bo found in tho Roanoko News Offla.
Wsliiok, N.C.
E X P S B 8 VJS 1 8 ,
New York TTndorwrltem, "
" Agricultural" of Walerfnvm, N, T.
Weaiern, ef Toronto, Canada.
Paiulleo.of Tarhoro. N. C.
Lvnehhurir, f l-ynehbunr, Va.
Kaultable Life luauranaa Os. ot V, T.
Willi place rlsksJIu'.Uty otttWMiOOIniiaiiT at
low aoXvraUs. Jtu?aij
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