r r r r HALL & SLEDG-E, proprietors .A. 1TEWSPAPER FOB THE PEOPLE. TEIRIMS-S'--00 VVAl ANNUM IN ADVANCE. VOL. XII. WELDON, N. C, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1883. NO. 31. vr PROFESSIONAL CARDS. h.'eLLIOTT. Attorney and Counsellor at Law, NORFOLK, VA. 1,h)Iiih 2 ttn 3 Virginian lluildilig. Oct 5 ly. B RANCH ii ti E 1. 1, , Attorney at Law, ENFIELD, X. C. rrm-lice In the cuiinllcs of Halifax, Nash, Edge-mints-and WHym. Collections made in all parti of the Slate, Jan. liitf. It II, SMITH J K . . Attorney at I. aw, (.COTI.AND NECK, N. C. I'mctiocH In the county of Halifax anil adjoining .oiinlles, H"1 ' the Supreme court of the Htnte. oct 10 ly. m. o 11 1 z z A n i ,t 'Attorney at law, . HALIFAX, N. C. Office In the Court House, strict attention given tii all branches of the profession, jull 12 1)- i i rjlllOSt AS N. HILL, Attorney at ), aw, ; ' -; HALIFAX, N. C. Practices In Iliilifnx and adjoining counties and Federal and Supreme court. ; . aug. 28 tf. ' rj w . MASON, Attorney at Law, GARYSMRG, N.C. Practices In the court of Northampton and ad joining counties, also in the Fedeial and Supreme courts. JuueStf. A 1. T K It E. D A N I K L, Attorney at Law, WEI.DON, N. C, , practices In Halifax and adjoining counties." -Hiecial attention given to collections In all parte oftlie state and prompt returns made. f,"l7,: u , ,. . W. HALL, Attorney at Law, WELDON, N. C. Special attention given to collections and remit tance promptly made. may 1 tf. M I'LLEN & MOORE, Attorneys at Law, HALIFAX, N. f. Practice in the counties of Hull fax, Northampton, Idgecomhc, l'itt and Martin In the Supreme court of the state and in the Federal Courts of the Eastern District. Collections made in any part of the State. Jsniiy It. . E. SHIELD 8, 4 Surgeon Dentist. liHvhig permanently located in Weldnn, can t f. I ut his ollli-e in s'mlth's Brick Building at all times except when nlwent on professional business. Careful attention Kirvn to all brunches of the pro- sired. ii'ssion. rarties vutlvu at tneir Homes wneii ue- Hf It ly. JJlt. E. L. II I' ME It, Surgeon Dentist. Can be found at hi oftlee In Enfield. hire Nitrous Oxide tins for the Painless Extrae tint; of Teeth alwuys ou hand, june 22 tf WEKNN & SON, MtNtrilTI'ltKIVKiF AMI PkaI.CKS IN ALL KINDS OF CAKKUUE8, HARNEY SADDLES, - Miles, Collars, (!arts. Wheels, Axles, Kami Gear, Horse Clothing, Up Robes, Ac, Nns. 14, 16, 24 & 2fl, I'nlon St., fforfolk, Va. ' . "ALL IMPORTANT; 1,000 POLICY ON ASSESSMENT PL6X fur 1.90 11,006 I 'i J A -5s llo 13,006 w a 19,00 To provide for ounelvea ant family should be our first consideration. Willie the malehead of a fata lly la living he may manage to euro for his house hold, but his death is Inevitable, and what provis ion have yon made for your w lie and lljtlo ' o)ies"lB caw of death! Tail-is a ioliaml. qucjuoa which reselies every hearthstone. If you are a lawyer, physician, merchant or farmer, your. profession or occupation dies with you. You support your (ami ly comfortably, but when you die, who it tosupport tlwtn. The conventionalities of our country (the mutliem country especially) are such as to exclude utni'ii from the chance 6f making a living, Itt fact lie does good work til care for her chUdirrchlldreh Her food and raiment are provided. Now, what ran lie done to protect the wife and little one from Hie terrible chances of being left destitute, "The l't thing that ran be done, and often the only tlilmrtlit a.. 1 .I ... ........ I..ntfin.. jin " w- livue,.ip w eneeiM i-u...v j.j your life for till oenrW df thA srf fterieiidetit hpVn J"U. This policy is fn-e Imin taxes, iim ail ' plieaUona with your ostaU-. from executions, and IrnnirleU.' No iHie call lirrflellil'Tnoney but thv partlen for whom the Insurance Is effected. In these '' of complications, and homestead allowances, (with the chance of a itruraleto obtain even that) 1 think a life policy the ausostW the only tftlng you can leave of much value to your family. Now the question will arise, what company must, I hmirc In ? "I am afraid oTonmtiiiilui a' INWiway "f, I do not know the President, Directors, Ac., of rompanles in New York, Philadelphia, or Boston, r other large cities, I know nothing of the work I'm of Insurance companies, their solvency, Ac. It eeaia to me a leap In the dark, a matter of chance to take out a policy In such such companies. They he good, they may be bad. , n- But there is one coninanv almost at our doors, in the city of Norfolk, Va,, managed by (Oitanca of unquestionable Integrity, incorporated by the Leg lilature of Vln-inla. and endowed with all the priv Mcgot that can be granted to a company, and at the urn tiau with all the safeguards,, that.oan be Ihrgwn around ithat Wiureil , VM eompauy kiKiwuasthe "Christian Brotherhood of Norfolk . Ahycifl6ro&rmm health can take oat a pollcy-ln this company, of i,iw oy paying the smaU sum of four dollars ana "W of 12 ,009, for eight dollars, and one of 63,000, for twelve dtil W; ''- v4-'- ', . ! Th ilreatora' and managers Of the "Oiristlan "Uierliood an D. Tiortll, Rkh'd H. Jones, J.B. Kiddlck, D. f. tiodwln and A. Savage, under the m ttdiata management of the Ke. .Richard H Jones' (Steretary.v I thluk the phut of1 (uauronce In ttiU company the best I hav vr eiaminad and deci dedly the cheapest. I hare iaWn' th aney tor this company at Wcldtfl, and" wilt Wi glad', to urmsa an the parUoWtW to parties wno oeairo i V liiti inn lThe next exhibition beinns on Mon day November 5th and continues five days. ISTThe racing will be splendid. A number of fine horses have already been en tered and others will be. ' i , K-The premium list contains many Examine it and see handsome premiums, for yourselves. J6FThe exhibit will be larger and more varied than ever before and will be wtfl worth inspecting. ; . ItSTA handsome silver enp, through A. C. Freeman, Norfolk, for the largest and best exhibit of natural flowers. . ttff" A magnificent silver pitcher, through Greenwood Si Bros., Norfolk, for the lar- ecst and best collection of home-made cakes by any one person. . iExcursion trains and reduced rates each day of the Fair. -Seuator Voarheeis Will deliver the annmil address and his fame as an orator will be justified by his speech here. will be delivered on Thursday of the Fair. .I.1UX M i . ' $ C ! T i i t pg-llQ for the best calico dress to be exhibited by maker. $15 for the best suit of ladies underwear. $15 for the largest nd most meritorious exhibit of jiroducts for the table. irAV articles tot, exhibition, should beTent to tie S. k T. B A(htt!Hltural, So cin4v.Wadra"N, C S-Ih5j ViUiti placed ofMRewe, f hMwrgeiyi .. fitndo4roau p4UPn proper oertfficata. ' v i-fy T.L.1EMRY, Indent. R. W. BROWN, Treasuwf. - . t ' 4' u HOW CAN A WOMAN TELL I He told me his lore this morning, With his dear hand clasped In mine, And he said : "Ood speed the dawning Wheu. darling, 1 U call the mine." But my fond heart questioned aoftly, Though loving him true and well, Will his love outlast all change Ah ! how can woman tell? When the years shall bring their trials. And the cares and the pains outweigh The Joys ia the little household, As clouds might obscure the day Will the hand that has held me fondly, When maidenly ills befell, As earnestly shield from sorrow ? A h ! how can a woman tell ? When the silver threads are creeping Through my tresses one by one ; When 1 lose my youth and beauty, As many a wile has done; Will hla heart lie miue as truly As when in the flowery dell t He gave me his trusted promise? ' Ah ! how can a woman tell '.' I glance nt my sweetheart waiting, Ills eyes they arc clear and true ; "1 will love him," my heart says gladly, "I will trust him the wide world through I will be to him Joy and comfort, , I will other wives excel; I will keep him with love's magic" This much may a woman tell I CEAZY TJiJHJT. Thrilling Story of Love and Adventure at tne insane Asylum. From the KaMgh Chronicle. "Now, boys." said Charlie Bates, at one session of the "What-to-Do" Club, "I move that Bob Mills be requested to give us a specimen of a yarn ; he looks like a man who could 'a tale untold. "Never more mistaken in your life, gen tlemen. In fact, I am very like unto the father of our country in one particular 'I cannot tell a lie.' " . ' " ''No, we see you can't. ' But you start off pretty Well for a novice. , I, for one, in sist on the yarn." ' 'v It you gentlemen will insist, said Uob, I suppose I'll have to "give you the best have in the shop, but what 1 am now about to relato is a fact ! I shall never for- get the horror of that time, should I liv hundred years, andean never think . -of-4t even now without cow cuius creeping um comionaoiy up my spinai coiumn. nap- n ,11 : 1 I Ti 1 I pened at the time I was employed over at the Insane Asylum at Raleigh, as an assis- tant steward, and sometimes did duty in the wards as a tenant. There was a young tellow over there oy tne name oi waiter hevor. trom somewhere down in one ot the eastern counties, the land of good brandy and generous hospitality. Ho was a fine fellow, and only slightly demented, llis iamuy was ncn, ana ne was sent, mere ior medical treatment, as his insanity was not I of a hereditary character. He was rational good portion ot the time, and had been improving for some months so rapidly that I ho was allowed a good many privileges, his natural amiability of character and gener- ous disposition oi manner causing mm to ! , .! be a general favorite with all, yet there I were times when he had a melancholy air about linn, (even when perfectly sane) which cuusedTme to feel uneasy m his presence. A restless uiacK eye, auua uamt of biting his under lip uutil the red blood seemed on tho eve ot gushing forth. ..were peculiarities. He had quite a literary urn. He wasif the most nervous tempennnuntl ever saw lor a man of his physical strength for he was fully six foet high, and would pull the soaks at 180 pounds. Had it not been.fbr those rent less ever-roving, snake- like ew, he would have been deemed handsome. "In the winter evenings we used to have ills in the spacious parlor ot the institute. wherein tenants, patients and visitors par ticipated. - ."' "About this time a young lady from the West, a Miss Nellie Neckar, camo to take charge of one ot the female wards, and every male tenant in the institution ad mired her. At least I did, for she was the most lovely creature imaginable. The first tirnd I saw her was soon after her arrival, one night in the parlor, just before time for the ball... I was passing down the corridor on my way out, when 1 heard the piano, accompanied by one of the sweetest voices I ever heard before or since as- clear as theiiuiring of little glass bells, and the soft sweet warble seemed to lift one out of hiiu- self.to scenes ethereal. - ' ' "bo I just stepped in thinking perhaps it was another lady who sought the parlor every opportunity, why 1 could never tell She seemed deeply absorbed, and as her face was from mo I though I Would sur prise her, so slipping up quietly I put my list ever her eyes and said, in a'. disgtuBed, etttteral voice: "Guess who it is.' Judge of my surprise aud embarrass ment when she indignantly replied to me and exclaimed How dare yon, sir? I have an idea of reporting this piece of amusement. Be cause a lady is forced to remain at this hateful place from necessity, is no reason why she should be subjected to such m- . . ... .. dignities.' " "I humbly begged her pardon, explain ing the mistake us best 1 could, anil was happy to note that her excitement was passing away, giving place to an amused smile. We became friends upon the split, und I lie frii'iidtthip rimmed into aoniethintr wanner. I was not alone in my admiration for Miss Neckar. Sevor also showed the in- t.ir.wt he fa-It fur her from the hrst: and as he was handsome and well-to-do, and ex - petted a discharge trom the institution in n short While. I was'foolisn enough to feel ieuloiis of him. esneciidlv when 1 saw Nel- e niniivg sonuuaciousiy wno: iiun,-siie id ai ii iii juh9 t'Aiin thi ttpreiMort of j . 1 A I Ji V.J 1 1 . , .l , . 1 . . his eyeJ wlfen irl conversation With her or while dancing, did not suit me. "I thought I would be brave as a lion one particular evening and put my fate to the test. So while I held Iter hand and cmed intolier eyes, which seemed the abode of little Cupids, I managed to gasp : ' "Nellie, I love you, and 'That will do Bob ; I know all about , . . i i it," she said with a merry twinkle eyes, '"But I can't live without you I live but for you. Tell me, may I hope ? '"Certainly, Bob ; if that will do you any good. Continue to hope, but at pros ent allow me to go. "Rut do vou love me?' I cried. ".'Yes, and have since tho hat episode and now 1 must go, so w uiu .T.,ut !, T hrwrd a lieht footfall, and Inollni. un I saw Sevor just passing' Into i-a-tnir fin i Rftw si'vui iiint imroiuii naw rn,wfr'afcB He Bussed in, and ii8 Tth nrtodfor'mV room T met "Sftor cmSgMtof the office. He said: " 'Well. Bub, old boj, I leave you next week, and may never see you more, and as a token to one who has been kind to an unfortunate fellow like myself, I wish to present you witn tnis ring, witn tne nopo that when you are happiest, and surround ed by a family of loved ones, you may sometimes think ot bovor, the once lunatic. "I accepted his gift, at the same time expressing my pleasure at JFiis nal recov-i cry. He thauked me, and proposed a stroll through the grounds. We came to the old gas-house, on the branch, just west of the mam building, where he wished to look at sonic pet cold fish which had been placed in the large reservoir, and which he and I had often fed and watched when out wuu i ne pauenis. "It was nearly night. We watched tho antics of tho fish in the reservoir as they swam and darted here and there.. The re ervoirwiis allouP, fifty bck m-diclltifacncii, built of brick, und cemented as smooth as a floor. There was about ten feet of water in it at the time, and we could sit on the edge or rim with feet swinging without fear of getting them wet. " -iiob, said oovor, ratner suuueniy, and looking up I saw quite a cluingo had como over his countenance, and ho looked as I 1? 11.111. Tla. paroxisms of msauity. " 'Uo you lovo Miss Ncckar? "I attempted to laugh the matter off, and replied : " 'Certainly; I love, all good people, and e appears to be a g6od little lady. Why?' she '"Well, listen,' he replied, while his eyes shot flames of savage hatred, 'and I'll tell you. "1 then knew that 1 was in the presence of a maniac, and attempted to rise, but he placed his hand on my shoulder in k 'do-1 taming manner, and thinking it best it best to jmmor him, I kept my seat, while he coa turned : " 'So do I ! and I told her as much, but ghe lunched in my- face at the idea since I was an inmate of a lunatic asylum, of my aspiring to her hand, les, laughed at jue! Uut Dv tne gocis! in DUgnt ncr T . l .li 11 Till 1 ! 1 . 1 I young lite as hoary frost blights theblush- ing rose-bud ! Yes,' (looking demoniacally in niy eyes) though it rends my heart to harm thebest friend man ever had, to crush her dear iiob, (tor she loves you,; you must die ! V ' , And before I could recover from my sur- prise and horror, I found myself flounder- mg in the reservoir. I shouted 1 begged t prayed out ot no avail, i swam round and round that pit ut death, catch- ing here and there at the smooth cenleiited sides ; I begged him tor all he held most dear on earth to help me; .1 caught at the sides of the pit until my nails were broken and my fingers bled from repeated efforts , T 1 1 II to support my weignt : l ravca ; Din no I My strength was fast failing I could hear the noise ot some boys up the branch after minnows, but my voice was so weak now it could not ascend above a whisper. My brain seemed Mire; every nerve ot my body was strained to its utmost to keep afloat but 1 sank, exhausted. 1 arose again, and there he stood, with a malicious smile upon his face, looking down on me. l was ntst on the verge ot sinkng again, when he held me a switch. 1 grasped it like a drowning man catching at . straws, and held it. He then said : " Good-bye, old boy ; I have to do it, but the Fates have said good-bye!' "He dropped the end he held, and 1 fell! "Luckily just here I was awakened by the sound ol the breakfast licit, and Do what f said Charlie i.ates, rising and standing in tho floor. "The ringing of the bell awake me, and I was all over in a cold sweat, and trulv thankful it was nothing more than a horrid dream. " 'But how about Miss Nellie?' asked Frank Dayton. All a dream, said Hob. 'caused by those ham sandwitches we had over at Fraps's.' 'Well, you are the biggest liar in seven States. Turn out the gas, Kim, and let s bid good-bye to Mr. Washington. Kaleigh, N. L Trebor IT CANT HI'. DID. Girls are sometimes admonished not to flirt, because, however pleasant it might be to them, it might break the hearts of those with whom they flirt. .Nonsense. e have heard of victims of blighted affection, but never yet came across one. Time, in this sort ot mutters, works wonders. V e doubt whether any man ever yet died of a broken heart. Men are more vain than women. There are exceedingly few of them who are not flattered by the idea of some woman falling in love with them. The lady for the moment affords them this Location of self-love. She makes her- self as agreeable aa she can. utue vanity of the man leads him to believe that she has fallen a victim to his charms, that is liis own fault, not hers. The illusion has ruised him to the seventh heaven for a brief feriod, and if thu period Im short he has eon ' the "gaiii'T. fs one of 1 ) Her nad's novels he describes an old I captain who lives supremely happy because he fancies that, years ago, some tnrl died ot a broken heart, because some girl died ot a broken heart, because he had declined to marry her. .Hecar- riesbool rorVtjW and tuv fill M sifiiMate I ihiHnd Weeps oVer W fHiJ 1 he I nes. I sifinl day however, he meets tho girl, who had I . l .1 : . J I j. 1 1 . - - - - 1 ..nAA-iM nnil iioi uiuu, uut rata mnrneu h s.iw i, n.... and forgot all about the captain. He is in dKirt Ho ca po longer indulge in the luxury of grieving over the sad fate of me oniect oi- nis yoiumui umiu . Flirt on, young ladies, and do not imagine tl.ivl IK. n.....-,...n..r.4 u.,11 .vnl' tlin Ill'-lIT I UIAI llic uiuum.iiii.iii mil uiwi- ..... ....... of any one. It may wound his vanity, quite likely, and where this is the only oualitv the man has the blow may stagger bin. But it will do him good show nun nin rent BHiuHiuim. tiu uut uhji ladies, but at the same time teuqicr the him his real selfishness. So flirt on young blow to the tenderness of the yout h who is to receive it. The pjor man with an idea of poverty is no wocse oft than a rich man with a pov erty of ideas. "May flnhe monthly bills of the gas companies be termed the 'charge of the Lighk- r Brigade ?' IV asked Jenkins of Boggs. If it Wpofciblo Tor'a Kght brig- i 'va.a.us v (.vwwiv - n adetomnde a heavy ohargel auppose they may," ' wph'ed Boggs, "otherwise not," ; ' OUR JOCULAR SENATOR, How he Lived and Laughed and Eiiioved iiimseu in waaiiuigton. i Special Cojrespondent of the Chronicle. Washington, October 2. It can hardly be said that Scuator Vance was ever a social "lion" here ; he has too much trood sense and too manv resources for a good time and for a good influence for that. But if the walls of his residence on Massachusetts Avenue could tell all that they have heard, the neighbor'nii buildings would join in a chorus ' of laughter. It is a rather modest residence, as rcsi- dences go in this now luxurious city; but it is pleasantly situated. There is a mod- est lawn in front, and the house is one part ot a aoume nouse. it is -what any iNorth Carolinian would call very com fortable indeed, but it is far from being iashionably furnished. I he Senator s study is a room up stairs, where a few books, thrown haruinscarum, - e !1 . . c - t n.t wpucaoi papra, a oraco . "I chairs, a table and a spacious and hosni. table smttoon we come anv Tar-llec . It has a jovial appearance that look of net- ligcnce and able-to-tako-care-ot-yoursull which so well becomes tho furniture ot a busy or of a lazy man; and surely Sena tor Vance is both, Here one night just before the last Congress adjourned, I had the pleasure of nitting, as wo had previously appointed discuss very important business. 1 to The preliminary talk about the weather or about North Carolina led nut to serious work but to serious jokes; and for an hour, fuu and tobacco juice found escape from his lips. "I was mighty nigh dead to get here, old Zeb. said, "but I'll be hanged if I am not nigher dead to get away, hvery va cation ot Uongress 1 get stuck on some committee. llien, as always, when the test comes, there was a serious tone and a patriotic manliness in his voice. But, be- fore you couid think about it he " . illustrating man's duty to his Creator by uu uinxuii.t. in Hiutii urn .man urunuv somehow or other played a part. Although, therefore, tho throng of fashion never goes to the Senator's, there are alway a few of the most interesting people in Washington to be found there. Ue seems to have made it a rule to be as domestic as becomes a newly married man; anJ you can nearly always find him either at home or at the Capitol. The regard that the Senators hold him ;n is peculiar. That they hold him in Vcrv hiirh esteem, of course, need not lie Laid, That may easily be taken for granted. But there are not a few of the Kepublican Senators who are 'his bitter ... est political enemies that are his warm personal ndmirers and especial friends. such "iJuncombe as he gives them is very strange to their notions of Senator ial dignity. In the fierotet debate he has alvays held their utmost respect and has always, too, confused them by his ready wit. I think I am not rash in saying that he is by far the readiest and most graceful humorist that there was in V ashington last winter. J hero arc many houtliem Congressmen who are genial gentlemen and full of fun; but the most of them need congenial company and a great deal of elbow room to display their wit. They ;ire heavy when they rise to .nakc a speech. Old Lcb. is as jolly at one tune as at an other. And I am sure that no one man ever came to Washington who mado warmer friends here than he or who of recent Vl,au done more to put all the world in a good humor with the rvmtn. ot the cast cheerful outlook of those who enii v his personal uciiuaiutaiicc is the pleasure of having him here again within a fc.r months; and all his circle of Irieiiils haV'i been glad to bear the news of the departure of sickness from his house hold. SKETCH Ol.' OHIO'S (iOVI.UNOK. Judge lioadly was born at -New Haven, Conn., July 31st, lSl'G, of which city his father was at one time Mayor. He received his elementary education at Cleveland, 0., and was graduated from the Western Reserve College at Hudson, Cr.. in 1844. ' After a year of study at the Cambridge Law School he entered the offices of Chase & Ball in Cincinnati, and was admitted to the bar in August, 1847. In 1849 he was admitted as a partner in the firm. He was elected in 1851 as Judge of the Superior Court of Cincinna ti, and was City Solicitor in 1855. Two years later he succeeded Judge Gholaon on the bench of the new Superior Curt. Governor Salmon P. Chase, his fnend and partner, offered him a seat upon tho Supreme Bench, which he declined. Tn lHli the oner was again made by uover- nor Tod, and was again neclined. In 1 SCtt he resigned his post in the rnipenor Court for the purMise of establishing the law firm of which ho is still the head llw wan mi active meiiibcr of tho Cuiisti tutioiml Convention ot l..-4, and gave. willingly, eight months of his timo to the service. He has tauglit in the Law (.j.(Hjj one Qf .u,j , School at Cincinnati, and has been Uui truste tor many years, lie was the counsel who successfully re- the effort to compel tho reading of lie was I ' ..... or;lmy a Democrat, but his abhorrence I e '"V.. ij i,: pui,iican n,,,, where he remained, until rf fiwt tcrnl In 87(. , . ,:,, irk r- r.nwUi nmMnn ,nliSM ,i,w i,;m into th Liberal party, aud he did efficient service under the Tilden and Hendricks banner. lie appeared as counsel for tho Democratic Electors in 1877. Since that timo he has devoted himself to his law duties. His head is much the same ' mould as Garfield's. He is keen and comprehen sive in argument, and his periods are both natural and forcible. Ho is a Unitarian, but the sacred altar which (secures the most of his allegiance is his home.. ' He stands at the head of the Ohio bar, and is a vigorous defender of civil-service re- form. . A speaker at a stump meeting declared that he knew no East, no West, no North, i - . . no South. "Then," said a bystander, "you ought to go to school, and study your geography." ; ..... "THIS IS THK LAST OK IT." THE SPEECH OP IKON BULL, CHIEF OV THE CROW INDIANS, AT THE DRIVINU OP THE LAST SPIKE. Portland Oregoiilan. Ono of the finest effects produced at the driving of the last spike was- when Iron Hull, the old war chief ot the Crow In dians, stepped forward in the midst of the crowd, attired in his scini-civilizcd garb, and with uncovered head presented to president ViUard the spike which was to be used on the occasion. He made a very pretty pantomime speech, which, being interpreted, was as follows : "Hits is the last of it this is the last thing for me to do. I am glad to see you are here, and my people of the Crow nation are glad to see you too. There is a meaning in my part of the ceremony, and 1 understand it. Wc have reached the end of our regime, and a new one has come. The end of our lives, too, is near at hand. Tho days of my itcoiilo are J,.,.- amslmdMj. iU J, pind oft like tho last rays ot sunlight winch hang on the western sky. ut our once powerful nation there are now but few left; just a little handful ami we, too, win soon be gone. Alter the savage though has given way to civilization, tho whites will come, they will enjoy the same b"Uious '.:. &M anj rins. .i, kit, t;... ai.. ,i.i .....!,;.. once we delighted so to roam. They will probably live in it, populate it with the flowers ol their race, but will they lorever reinaiu in undisputed possession of this grand domain? Who knows but what some race, at present unknown, will umke its appearance and overpower and take away the land from tlicm too; then, as the last chict ot the tmU; lace nation stands hi fore the conqueror, will he bid him we come to his home, to his hie, to his very soul with more earnestness and with as much sincerity as his red brother welcomes him now.' I am glad to see you here; I am perfectly willing to yield to the advance lf ,he h- aI1(1,tfcr ..jvilization; th. iron horse will now have a tree field to lt- thc Indian aud the Indian puny can not hope to further roam, as in tho past, where such a civilizer penetrates. To you, President lllard, to you and to your asso ciates of tho Northern Pacific road, Iron Bull, chief of the Crows, presents this spike, with the hope that you will drive it well home and thus have it bind the hearts of your red brethren to you and to your enterprise as closely and as futiily us it binds your ties of steel the one to the other, WOMEN WHO SIIAVI-. "I'm in about as big a hurry as your self to-day," said the barber, as he dabbed the shaving brush m the reporter s mouth while hastily describing tho lather line around his chin ; "this is my Chambers burg day." "What do you menu by your (jhambcrsbiirg day I asked the reporter through the mouutuiu of soap. "That's the day I go to the borough to shavo a certain lady who lives there. Uli, you needn't be surprised. I shave her every two weeks. It- she would let her mus- tacho grow it wonld heat yours. I havo one other lady customer, who would, hut tor nii, have a growth ot hue sott hair luitli sides of her face. I shave her evcrv three weeks. The first lady is married. The other is not. Not one outside of their own family known that they shave. There are other ladies, .1 suppose, who could cultivate a board, but I don't know them. Once, when I worked in Phila delphia, I had half a dozen ladies to shave every fortnight." "Does the shaving make the hair ou their faers grow worse than ever ?" "I think not. I water instead of lather, by their request, and, while shaving makes the hair stifter, 1 don t think it caiiNues it to grow any heavier. Due rea son that thev shave is that they cannot properly powder their faces when grow ing a beard. 'How much do you charge them ?" 'Twenty cents a shave." A BOY IN A PKINTINCi OI'Fltli. It seems that the chief end of a small bov is to talk. ithout the ability to say two columns of solid nonpareil in an hour they would trine away ami die. Une of them was hi the Oihm office the other day. Said he : "This is a printing office, am t it I "It is." "Is what?" "A printing office." 'What are you doing ?" "Setting typo." "What are you setting type for ?" "For the paper." "Is them the things you print papers with ?" "Yes." "How long did it take you to learn how to set type ? "leii vears. "Could I learn to set type ?" "I think not." "Why not." "B ieause you talk too much." "What's this?" "Gol blast your hide, you blamed little imp. louve auocaeu m u, Plece8- "W hats an ad? "Get out of here. You 11 pi the whole office directly.' " here a the m r "Leave here, I say. Pad gum ye.' The youngster saw danger in the prin ter s eyes and left. About a doiten yards Iroui the ofhee he stopped and called back : "Don't vou want a bov to learn the trade?" A flying slug was the answer. I I .1 M - J- J A juryman was asked if the judge had charged him: "Faith," said he, "the man lectured us a good deal, but I don't believe he meut to charge for it." A Pittsburg girl who had refused a good- looking telegraph repairer man three times within six months, gave as a reason that he was too much of a wanderer, that he roamed from pole to pole, from one climb ' l . . . . ..... to another, and, it he did come, he d be in- sulate that the neighbors would be sure to talk.. MOltl. PRI.C IOI S TH AN l.VI-H. From the Chicago Tribune. 'Do you like apple pic ?" The soft sighing wind of a dreamy, one- night-undcr-and-no-suspender evening in June was kissing the fluffy mass of golden hair that surmounted Kthlyn .MeNulty s perfectly-shaped head, and as she looked trustingly up into the face of the one man in all the wide, wide world to whom she had given the priceless treasure of her girlish summer-resort love, (ieurge W. Nninsnti felt the balm of her doughnut breath ou his lips and knew, that come weal or woe, be the day radiant with the golden sunshine of fortune or darkened by tho gaunt, haggard figure of despair, there would always be one heart that beat for him alune. Ere the last rays of an other sitting sun shall again gild the eternal hills and such stray cows as hap pen to be standing around, a enssocked priest shall make these twain one for life and George will he twenty dollars loser. This last thought steals over him as he stands there, Kthlyn's arms around his neek, and as it swashes mournfully around the precincts of his soul his thoughts drift back to the happy past, when ho was a merry, liglit-heartcd boy with a sore toe. But suddenly tho touch of a damask check against his own brings the reverie to a close. A pair of bright sparkling eyes eyes that will soon be ticking out bonnets at his expense are coking ut him, and he fancies that in their depths he sees a tinge of melan choly, a lambient gleam of no caramels for three days that goes to bis very heart. "Yon are sad, my darling," ho says, pressing her closely to tho 'midship rib of his larboard side. "Why do you- look so sorrowful ?" '"B.-cause," she replies, "you have not answered my quektion. I asked ' you if Vim lil-i.rl !iitlili nin ? " j rr"- i "Yes," he siys, "I do. I am deeply enamored of pie in every shape." Hardly havo the words left his hps when Kthlyn's head droops and presently her lithe from is shaken by a storm ot sobs. George is horror-stricken. He has not felt such a shuck since the Philadel phia nine won a game. "Why do you weep, my precious one?" ho asks, bending tenderly over her. " Because, slie answers mm, her voice husky with grief, "I cannot make pie." "Is this true. Are you certain there is no mistake ?" 'None, none," Kthlyn moans, despair ingly; "I cannot cook at all." ' then, he says, raining a shower of kisses on the upturned face, "you are more precious to me than ever." THE IM'll)i:i. ON J.OVK. Robert Ingersoll has a great amount of poetry in his composition, and utters gems of thought as beautiful as any ever spoken. Here are a tew lroin a recent lecture. "And then you know, I like to think that love is eternal ; that if you really love the woman for her sake, you will lovelier no matter what she may do; that if she really loves you for your sake, the same ; that love does not look at alterations through the alterations of time. Through tho linul of years if you really love her, you will al- ways see tho face you loved and won If a man loves a woman, - i i she does not ever grow old to him, and the woman who really loves a man docs not see that he grows old. lie is not decrepit to her; he is not tremulous; he is nut old, he is not bowed. She always sees the same gallant fellow that won her hand and heart. I like to think of it in that way, and as Shakcspere says, "Let time reach with his sickle as far as ho can; al though he can reach ruddy cheeks and flashing eyes, he cannot quite reach love." I like to think of it. We will go down the hill of life together, und enter the shadow one with the other. As we may hear the ripple of the Iaugh'er of our grand children, and the birds of spring, and youth and love will sing once more upon the leaf less branches of the tree of age, I love to think it in that way absolute equals, happy and tree, all our own. The Kdltorlal "We." There is something so distinctively ter rifically horrible, or horrifically terrific in a cold analysis of the editorial "we," that we almost pause awe stricken and dumb founded on the gloumy threshold of its dis cussion. How did it get in ? That is, who first flung it into the broad arena of journalism, and then slunk behind its embattled walls like the cowardly cur that wc was? Where is the wretch who forced it upon us ? Reflect for a moment on the incon gruity of an editor writing about "our wife." or "our sweetheart," or "our boil on the back of our uoek," or "our tooth brush," or anything else that implies per sonal possession. Yet, by the baleful use of the editorial "wc," the editorial hack writer is com compelled to use just such insipidities and lingioHtu' atpH-itieH. How docs it sound to say "the nun whipped us," or to vary tho illustration "we whipped the man ?" -In the first, we become pusillanimous ; in the latter, cow ardly, hither of them is an incorrect rep reHoiation of the fact. We mounted our horse, signiffics that the animal was a good one, and could carry double, We have a strong suspicion that the term originated with a wild-eyed editor who hrst wrote, "we tooic a anni. in this case, no matter if it be a solitaire twelve and-a-half-cent drink, there is chance to divide the blame somehow, and throw half the responsibility on some other fellow. 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