.J--i HALL & SLEDGE, I'Kohuktoks. A. NEWSPAPER FOR THE PEOPLE. TEBMS--'00 ANNUM IN ADVANCE. VOL. XIV. WELPON, N. C, THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 1885. NO. 14. FOKGIVE AND FOHGET. Korj.ve nd furget! why the world would be lonely, The ffftrdeu a wlldemftw left to dcfonn, If the flowers but remember the chilling wind only, Aud the fluliU gave no verdue for fi tr of the itorm ! Oh ! still In thy torellm-Kx, emblem the flower, Give the fricnre or twUng life's My; Alid prolong not mkh1 the brief elmid .f an hour, Witb team that hut darkou the rest of the day. Furtive and forget! thvre'a rtu breast ao uufitl- But Home RimtletBoughUefairuiUou there live; And the beat of us all require aouathiug cuiirtHl- Home hearutaat with amiku ran fury, and Air Siva! Than away with the cloud from Ihoae beautiful yM. Tint brow was no home fir inch frowns to have met, Oh! how could our iir.is e'er hoj fur the skies, Ifheavan refused to forgive and forget! SURPRISED. . I. In 1'tilladclphM Call. She Han till and pretty, with deep hatcl eyes,' and heavy glossy braids of dark brown hair, aud her complexion waa like that of a four-year-old child an ahc stood in the window with the afternoon sunshine upon her lace and forui. Mr. Krrel wit opposite, watching her with (uict ob rvniit eyes, in which lurked a shade of annoyance. "Are you in earnost, Olive?" "Yes, quit in earnest, George." "And for the sake of your cousin Sarah Kvelyn's children, you arc willing to (rive up your future our future, Olire, is I may cull it. "George, you misinterpret me," she said pleadingly. "I love you as well as I ever did." "How can I credit your words, Olive, when for the sane of two miserable chil dren, who arc really nothing to you, you are willing to overturn all our bright vis ions of a happy mutual home?" "They are orphans, George, aud des titute." ' Then let them be scut to an orphan asylum." "Oh, George," the color mounted to Olivo Morton's chock. "You surely would not have me deprive my cousin's little oues of the sweet influence of a home of their own you would never coudemn them to the harsh, unless life of a chari table institution ?" "That is all seutiuciitut noiisense." said Mr. Krroll coldly. "The upshot of the matter is that you don't love no." "George?" "Yes," the embittered lover went on. almost rudely; "lino words and t wilful looks aro all very eloquent, I don't doubt, but I prefer to j m le by actions only. It isn't particularly fluttering to me that you prefer these orphans to my love." "George, jou know it is not that but ought I to shrink from my uuiiilfest duty ?" "Just as yau choose, he answorcd coldly; "but has it ever occurred to you how you arc to support these two precious protege, of yours ? I believe you have no independent fortune of your own." Olive eyes fell, and a troubled expres sion caoic over her face. "I must try and obtain a situation as teacher," she said softly. "That will bo plcsant," remarked Mr. Krrol ironically. "Our duty should always be pleasant, George." "The Voice was subdued aud pained. Mr. Krrol arose. "Since you have chosen your path, I know of nothing that is left me save U bid you good-bye." "Goodbye, George try to think kindly of mc," she faltered, her little hand trembling in his hand as a fright ened bird fluttered sometimes beneath the grasp. And a they parted; these lovers who, a brief while ago, had been all to each other. And Olive Morton dropped into a chair, burying her face in her hands as soon as he was cone. She had hoped, she had fancied, she knew not what perhaps that George would approve her sclf-iinHMcd duty, and cheer her with love ia it performance; nay, it had even crossed her mind, aa a remote- possibility, that he might even take the Door little orphan aa well as herself OS his heart. ' Yet she checked herself even in the thought. What right had she to expect hint to burden himself with those care and trials, simply because they cause to her a a charge which it was impossible far her to put away. No, it waa folly, and worse than folly, for to sit brooding here when the natter waa irrevocably decided. The brief g'Jspic of eoliie laia ii brightened her life i the prospect of Oeorge Krrol' love and a home of her own was no us in turning away fro the leaden-grey pathway which strutctkod out befere her girl foot-steps. There wai one eomfortfhe poor littlo orphans ahvuld ever feel the low of a mothers love while she lived to cherish and toil for them. Duty is often a bitter cup to drink; but it seldom comes ip quite ao uninvit ing guise as waa now held to poor Olive Morton' lips. Mia Agatha Krrol, her former fiancee's sister, itippcd in a few daya afterward a stout, bulling maiden of 20, who kept bouse for George, acoldcd him, mended ' , faia stocking and put all Jhe loose button VtoaWrt Tucking your trunks, eh?" said Miss Agatha. "Goiug to uiove ?" Of course; I cannot continue to board in so expensive a place," said Miss Morton Sidlv. "I shall soon have to maintain the children aa well as myself." "Humph!" said Miss Agiitha; "so you still ls-rsist in setting up an orphan asylum on a small scale. Uather quixotic busi ness I think." Olive was silent. "When do you expect 'em from the west .' pursued Miss f.rrul. 'On Tuesday of next week." "What train ?" "There are two, but I shall nut look for them, until the latest, which comes in at six." "I hope they are uieo children," said Miss Agatha, doubtfully. One eaunot help loviug children," said Olive earnestly. "My dear you arc an enthusiast." "I'erhais I am," said Olive, smiling faintly, "hut I can't help it." "Well," said Miss Agatha, jumping briskly up. "I must be going; I wish you joy of your new understanding, Olive." You will come and sec me, sometimes?" said Olive wistfully. Y yes," said Agutha, rubliing her chin, "1 will come sometimes. "And," Olive Imitated, "you have not told me how George was." "George? Oh, he's pretty well," said Agatha, "good-by." And she went away. Tuesday evening of the next week cunic and Olive Morton tied on her hood and water-proof cloak, for it was a dismal, drizzly twilight, and went down to the depot to meet the little western travelers, whom she called "her new children." But though she stood on the platform and watched every passenger descend frail the long train, there were no little Kvclyns there. She asked a question or tw of the sta tion master. "Is it Miss Morton?" he said, touching his hat respectfully. "Yes." "The little ladies were took away by u lady aud gentleman in the evening train, miss, and theii compliments, and you'll Had 'em No street." Olive's eyes widened in astonishment. She was not awurc that her cousin's or phans hud any living relatives except her self. There surely must have bceu some mistake. Hut there was nothing for it now but to rectify the misunderstanding ns soon as possible, and so mice uioro putting up her little ambrella Olive tripped away through the mist, which had now turned into posi tive rain. No. street was a large hand some house, with brightly lighted win dows, and Olivo ascended the steps and rang the door bell with something like timidity. A neat maid servant answered the sum mons. "Are Kate and Cora Kvclyn here?' asked Miss Morton. "Yes, miss. It's all right miss, l'lcasc to walk in." Hcyond the parlors, a well-furnished library, carpeted with criiusou Brussels, and all aglow with the light of a cheerful grate fire, was otherwise unilluniinatcd; and into this room Olive was shown Two rosy little girls nestled on the hearth rug, playing with a pile of blocki and opposite them, with a countenance as beaming aa their owu, sat Miss Agatha Krrol. But before Olive could utter the exclamation of astonishment which arose to her lips, both her hands were captured in a strong grasp and she was drawn to George Krrol' breast. "Olive, my little, self-sacrificing jewel," he eried, come here aud be the queen of this little home circle, for it is all, all yours." "Mine, George?" "Yes, yours the house was furnished for you, the rooms are to be yours hence forth, and you are to be my wife and Agatha's sister." "And and the children I" faltered Olive, looking down at the little ones, who were clinging to her dress with joy ful welcome crimes. "They shall be ours, dear Olive !" "But I thought, George, that you dis appointed " "So I did, Olive, at first, but when my sober senso came back to me I could not but see what a selfish brute I had shown myclf, nA. what an angel you were. I rorcd yoa before, dearest how I rever enced the spirit of aolfsacrifice and devo tion yoe had shown in contradiction to my own coldness and brutality I So thought the least reparation I oould make, would be to make ready the brightest home I oould devise for my little wife that is to be. Do you like it, darling ?" Did she like it? AA'hat was the use of asking her the question, when the answer shown ao radiantly on hei face? And this wis one of the very, very few cases in which duty prove it own reward. "Papa," laid hi little girl, aged 6 years and 9 months, to bia one day, "why do yoa say ttepdaughtcr T la it because the bu been trodden upon T I.Ot'L'STS FOR HKICAKKAST. PKI1KKSROR BII.KV, (if THK AllRHTl.Ti; RAI. Hl llEAt', TIIYINU A NOVEL III 1ST. AVaniiiniiton, June 1. A gentleman who bud an engagement with Professor Kiley called at his house this morning und found the entomologist alone in his dining naiui, reading the mining papers us he finished a late break- fast. "Come right in here," said the profes- sor, "1 want an unprejudiced opinion about a little matter" (and, to the servant) "Bring in some hot ones." Tho visitor, despite the fuct that he had breakfasted, was induced to seat him- self at the table "just for the experiment," und was served with a spoonful of dark brown objects, like very small fried oys- tcrs. He eped them suspiciously a mo- luent, having discovered, beneath the crust of brend crumbs, a laminated buck something like that of a very small size shrimp." "What do you call it ?" "The cicada. They ought to have been cooked in " "What! Jiugs?" "No! no! not bugs, only the cicada miscalled the seventecu-ycar locusts." Don't be ufraid of them. They are only the qiiintescciice of vegetable juices, and everything in nature feeds upou them rav- enoiisly. Thereupon the host took one of the things, bit it in two, munched and swallowed it with appearance of relish. The guest shut his eyes aud attempted to bolt a whole cicada. The olject crushed his mouth and proved to be little else than a delicate shell, but its flavor was found to be far from disagreeable. "All its juices were absorbed in the batter," said the professor cxplunatorial 'J- Neither the savant nor his visitor was able to liken the flavor to anything with which they were familiar, but the were agreed in tho opinion that, vulgar preju dice overcome, the cicada would be es teemed a rare tidbit rare, certainly, since, it required seveutecn years to ripen and that it might take rank witb frogs' legs, birds' nests, shud rocs ami white bait. "I spent an hour last night," said the host, "gathering them and they were very beautiful when fresh. I took them just as the pupa began to break. They were creamy white and plump and looked good enough to cat raw, but I didn't venture. I think these should have been stewed in stead of fried stewed in milk. I pre sunic they would be nearly us good as grasshoppers." "Do you cat grasshoppers "Certainly. I oiiec ate nothing else for two days and 1 found them delicious when properly cooked. This is ouly experiment, of course, but my eating of grasshoppers had a practical objec t in view. The insects hud eaten nearly every- thiug in a large region of country, and many fninilies were ou the verge ot star vation." Ilavint' lighted a ciirar the cutoiiiolouist described his exierienee in attempting to introduce a grasshopper diet in the AVest. lie cooked the insects in various ways and found them always palatable and nutri- tious. People iuvited to partake always evinced au aversion at first, but prejudices having been overcouio the dish became favorite with those who essayed it. "Both the icdepoda uiigrutoria," he said, "and the aeridum pcrcgrimuu have been esteemed as food by some nations in all past ages, as far back at least as the Niucvan. Indeed, some tribes have been classed a aeridophigi, from the almost ex- elusive preference they gave this diet." A MEAN MAN moms Br WOMAN 8 FEAR. IM1KNIITV OF A man was walking along one road and woman along another. The roads final ly united into one, and, reaching the point of junction ul the same time, they walked ou together. I he man was currying a large kettle on his back; in one hand he held the legs ofalivo chicken; in the other a cane; and he waa leading a goat. They neared a dark ravine. Said the woman to the man: "I am afraid to go through that ravine with you; it is a lonely place; you might overpower nie and kiss uio by force." Said the man: "How can I possibly over power you und kiss you by force when I have this great iron kettle ou my back, a cane in one hand, n live chicken in the other, and am leading this gout ? 1 might as well be tied hands and feet" "Yea" rv plied the woman, "but if you should stick your cane in the ground and tie your goat to it and turn the kettle bottom side up and put the chicken under it, then you might wick- cdly kiss mo in spite of my nwstance." Suceeiw to thy ingenuity, 0 woman !" suid the n-joicing man to himsx-lt'. "1 should never have thought of that or nny similar expedient." And when they came to the ravine he stuck his cane into the ground and tied the unit to it. irave the chicken to the woman, siiying, "Hold it while I cut some grass for the goat." And then so runs the legend lowering the kettle from his shoulders, he put the fowl under it and wickedly kissed the woman an she was afraid be would. Tin: iooioi,i 'mil:. WIIKN HAH ANII KKIIUSKNK WF.RK NUT. .Vm-Auiif Traveller. I'ncle Davy giving the boys some uil- vim in their love-making ufliiirs, and one of asked him how the young people did when he Wiis sparking, ''lliciu was great limes, boys," he said in reply. "We didn't bave no gas nor no kerosene. AVe done sparkin' by a plain tallow dip; but """I frequently just by the firelight. Kirc "':"' ' wurmiu', boys, and flickers just enough to make a gill's eyes shiue. It's miglity soft and purty, too, and kinder in w"y '" "eno of your gas-lights knows anything about. Sometimes tho fire shin- C(l UP little too powerful in places, aud tho young man would git up wthoutsayin' nnytliirig and put a shovelful of ashes ou Then he would cuddle up to the girl tlio shadows, and she would cuddle some, too, and it really didn't seem like tberc was anything else in the whole big round earth to be wished for. Purty soou 'be fire would get obstreperous again, and tbc little flames would twinkle in and out, as if they wanted to seo what was goin' "ni ' bad seen and was laughiu' and winkin' about it and bavin' some fun, too, "J 'he )ug fellow would reach for the 8,'uvel "d the ashes and cover tho bright blazes till up. And sometimes renicni "cr, now, only sometimes the girl would Sfct "P ni1 P"' a8'"-'" on, and then well. b"J, when the bluebirds came in the spring, and the hsliiu worms crawled out " tlie 1,'round, and tho boys set on the S" hanks of the little creek waitiu' for bite, and the Johnny-jump-up nestled in the sunny places, there was a wouclin in the old house, and when tho winter came gain they set by their own fire and tin shovel and tho ushes was out of a job." HE TOOK THE I.KAI. "Acs, ho answered, as he seemed to huddle hiiuscl up in a heap, "I've been there. That is, I've jumped from a rail road train running ut a sliced of torty eight miles au hour, and I can't say as I want to repeat the experiment, "AVherc and when ?" "About thirty miles east of Chicago on the Michigan Central, three years ago." What was the occasion ?" I was half drunk, and did it on a bel of $5. The bet was that I daren't walk out on the platlorm ami take t tie jump without picking out my ground. As ila,1H,ncj) tll0 gr01mj WM pr(!tt, ciral. but a million dollars wouldu t hire me to try it agi'.in." "How did you come out?" "Well, it's hard to describe the sensa tion. As I sprung from the step I seem eil to fly. 1 sailed nlon" m the air until my wings grew tired, and then I dropped down to see tho country. I'vu got a good jair 0f Cyes, but I didu't sec much. I was too busy turning cortwheels and baud springs and somersaults. Some times I beat the professionals ull hollow, and again I uiadc a muss of it. It was my intention to skip all puddles and avoid all the stumps, but you can't always hav jeur way in this world. By and by 1 rested my case. That is, I brought up in 'enee corner, and waited for a tiist class hospital to come along." Much hurt ?" 'Might have been worse. Broke an arm, two ribs and had over a hundred cuts and bruises, and it was seven wecki- beforc I could walk a rod." "But you won the 85." "Y'-c-s; but thero is where I always grow sad. The stakeholder sent it back to me from the first town in the shape of a pine coffiu, aud it didn't fit my length by seven iuehee. I had to sell the con founded thing for a misfit at half price!" Detroit Free I'reti. SOME FAMOUS OU M.V1US. Jn'fuii iA"orA Atlirrtiwr. Klixubcth of Knglund was one of the most illustrious ot nnsh-rn aovcrcicns. Her rule over Great Britian certainly coui- pnd the most brihunt literary age ol the Knglish-speakiiig people. Her political acumen was certainly to as severe tests as that of any other ruler the world ever saw. Maria Kdgeworth was un old maid. It was this woman's writings that first suggested the thought of writing similarly to Sir AA alter Scott. Her brain might well be culled the mother of the AVaverley novels, Jauo Porter lived and died n oM maid, The children of her busy brain were "Thaddeus of Warsaw" anil "The Scottish Cheif's," which 1 lave moved the hearts of millions with excitement and tears. J anna IliuUie, piss) and pluy-wrilcr, was "one of V m." Florence Nightingale, most gracious lady' heroine of liikennuiiii and Balaklava hospitals, him to the present written "Miss before her name. Tin man who should marry her might well crave to take the name of Nightingale. Sister Dora, the brae spirit of Knglish pest-houses, whose story Is a helpful evan- eel, was the bndo of the world s Burrow only. And then what names could the writer and reader add of those whom the great world may not know but we know, and the little world of the village, the church, the family know ind prize beyond I all worlds ! Till: NEW EVANGELIST. HOME OF HKV. HAM JONES SAVINllS. "Souie preachers," be said recently, urc so elegant that they always refer to hell as the 'burnt district." This sort uf ignity is the standi of a shroud." An other time he said : "I'ull upyoiir doubts by the roots and you'll find a seed ut the bottom, und that seed is sin." Once be roused the sluggish by saying: "Many good Christians sleep so sound that the devil can come up and saw off their heads with a dull cuse knife before thev wake." I eun get along better, bu said iu Nash ville the other day, "with most everything in this world than the people that talk too much. And lie is always on the down grade, but the truth you have to hitch an cuginc to." Speaking of trouble ho said : The best woman in this town is the woman who has waded through trouble that an angel's heart could not have en dured. AVhen God wonts to strike us with afflictions let us not run but stand and take 'cm." A few days ago he startled a large congregation by this ut- runcc: "And woman that marries a man with whisky on his breath is tho biggest fool in tho world, except the one who stirs his toddy for him after she marries him. If you don't like that sort of talk you can rack out of here." Again he ex claimed : '-Opinions ruin the world. That old L'ulouel, the old cuss, will say, 'it's my opinion so and so.' A dozen young men who hear him will go off and say 'it's my opinion so und bo.' They get th.-ir opiu ms from the old Coloiiel, and he gets his from hell. I say to them, shut up you old blab-mouthed fools." "What's culture worth," ho asked again, "if it's nothing hut whitewash un a rascal?" "I'd rather be iu heaven learning my A B C's than in hell studying Greek. My God, keep my hoy pure and honest aud let him die a fool." "Talk about an holiest man starv ing to death," he broke out the other day; "they won't starve. God will feed an honest man if he has to put the angels ou h ilf rations." THE ENON AM.- OITS. BIIUIS AND UKASTS t'UIIIT FOR I'LAl'K. IHcmttt WmtliltiKlon lll,-r There was a regular pitched battle on the walks leading from the White House, in which one of the participant was killed. The battle was witnessed by a mmils'r of persons, but for gisid und suf ficient reasons no efforts were made to prevent the murder. Indeed, tho lookers on seemed to sympathize with the mur derer. The seventeen years locusts ap peared in the public parks here by the thousands yesterday and to-day. One of these locusts started for the White House door on a kind of tour of inspection, prob ably to sih! the ehuuges that have occur red there iu the past seventeen years. A sparrow assaulted him. It appears that the sparrow supposed he might get the worse of it, so he called several other sparrows. Then a half deizeu sparrows went for the locust cii dkimc, but the locust moved away from them, though the sparrows uiauagcd to pick one of his wings oft" and nearly took off the other. All of u sudden one of the sparrows fl away. The other sparrows surrouudded the locust und kept him from moving very far. In a short while the sparrow messenger returned, and with him one of robins that make such pretty music on tho White House lawns these spring mornings. 1 he robin stabbed the locust once, and all was over. The sparuws then divided him up and took the remain away in pieces. That particular locust will hardly appear again in seventeen years, there are enough locusts in the Smithsonian, agricultural and botanical garden grounds to supply the world when they are needed to appear again in seven teen years. A MAKYKMH'H OPERATION, A 1.AI1Y HF.I.IVF.RF.H OP A CHILD WHICH SIIF, HAS CARIII F.ll FOR THIR TEEN YEARS). The Chicago lnler-Omm to-day pub lished a long story concerning what it chaructcriice as one of the most remarka ble surgical opcrutioua ever successfully accomplished. The story runs that for thirteen years a prominent lady now fifty years of gc has Buffered from a supposed tumor. During these year she has trav cllcu tliouMtnds of mii and consulted the most celebrated aiirgcous of New A'ork St. Iouisand other cities without obtain ing relief. Ilccenlly her suffering has been so intense that her reason began to be affected, and she determined to under go a surgical operation, although the doc tors warned her that it would covt her her life. The operation wo performed last night by Doetoia McKalrich, Jay and Clark. An incision was made in the ab demon, but instead of a tumor the doctor drew out a fully formed and well-developed child enclosed in a sack. The doctor say that the patient, who ha been widow ten years, baa been carrying the child foi nearly thirteen yean, and th the medical authorities show that only one similar case ha been known in the annals of surgical soienoe. Tl j morning the lady is alive and doing well. A BO IT TWINS, lli.j Twills, (ilrl Twins, slid Miicd. 1 !.- ol.l Mi-llU. In N,-w York Sou "Kcub Saltdown's wife's got twins ag'in, Major," suid the 'Squire, as the Old Settler came into the tavern the other evening. "So I heerd," said he. "Wall, that makes four pair in four year, which d be a mite su'prisin' in any other family, but tit' huin't notliin' p'rtielar s'prisin 'bout it beiu's it's ii he Salldown fuiu'ly. The Saltdowns Ld 'o runs to twins. Heub's pap, ul' Fleteh Saltdewn, were a twin, an' Kcub were a twin hissclf, though his double were uuly a gal, an' went an' run lied away with Pete Paley. the fiddler, jist 'bout the time she was gittiu' big enough to be u some help 'rouu' the clear in' showin' how much gratitude she had fur beiu' a twiu. Th' hain't no p int, 'Squire, in bavin' twins, b'gosh, if one ou 'cm has to be a gal. AA'at's Heub's last uus ?" " Both gals !" said the 'Squire. "Gosht Imighty !" exclaimed the Old Settler. "That's a stiff whuek in the neck fur ltcub, huin't it? One gal is pooty nigh onto ez bad el bcin' Bold out by the ShurfT, but two ou 'em I Jewhizz I That's ekal to a fire! Wall, twins may be a good thing to haud down from giu oration to gincration, but it seems to me, 'Squire, that it's kinder crowdin' the land a leetle in lleub's case siieciallv when th' hain't no more of it to the aero than th' is 'round' his patch. COMIN' TllltO THE ltYE. The popular misconception of this well nown ditty is to the effect that tho Scot tish bard who wroto it Hubert Burns intended to picture in the fascinating lines laddie and lassie nieetinir and kissinz in field of grain. The couplet: ll'u laddie meet a lassie L'omiu' thro1 the rye, nd especially the other two lines: A' the lads they smile on me, When oimin' thro1 the rye, in to imply that traversing the rye was habitual or common thiug among the luds and lassie" in the Land o' the Scots, d suggests, perhaps, a harvest scene, here both sexes, as was the custom, are work reaping, and where they would come and go through the fields, if indeed not through the rye itself, so us to meet I kiss in It. The truth is, however, the rye in the soim is not L'ruin at all. it iug the name of a small shallow stream nr Ayr, which, having neither bridge uor ferry, was forded by the people goiug and from market, custom allowiug a lad to steal a kiss from any lass of his acquaintance whom he might meet in idstrcuuv That this is the true expla in ion, any one may see who refers to Burns' original ballad, in which tho first rse refers to the lassie wetting her clothe the stream : Jenny is a wat, puir hoily, Jenny.is sehluni dry, Khe's umiiit a' her pctticoaties L'ouiin' thro' the Kye. A STARTLING STORY. ENF.RAL IIOHIHIN REPORTED NOT UAVK BEEN KII.LF.II Bl:T Til HAVE KSl'AI'Eh. Stmethiug of a sensation ha been caused in Ijondon by the receipt of a dis patch from Cairo, stating that a Coptic merchant whose reputation for truthfulness and honesty cannot be questioned, has just arrived there from Khartoum, briug- the startling news that after the rebels had forced an entrance into that city and after the niaisacrc of the inhabitants of that place, the Mahdi demanded of his followers to produce the head of General Gordon. Some of the Mahdi's leaders produced the head of a man whom the merchant says he recognized as that of M. Hautalo, the late Austrian vice consul at Khartoum. He asserts most positively that no trace of Gen. Gordon could be found and he viewed the reuiaus f sever al Kuropean victims of the massacre per sonally, examined the clothing of the bo dies when favorable opportunity offered, and failed to find any documents or evi- deuce of any kind to satisfy him that any of the bodies was the tvmaius of the lamented Gordon. He further avers sol wnly that it is hi bthef that Gordon had made good his escape south. THE l'ARSON'H MISTAKE. A few Sundays ago a minister preached a sermon on the evils of mendacity, to congregation in the backwiHslB near Nip antuck. In the oouao of his remarks he alluded to the tragic death of Ananias, At the close of the sermon an old deacon tsik the minister aside, and informed the revcrned gentleman that he had made mistake in regard to Ananias. 'How, so ?" aBked the great astonished divine. "Why, by telling the congregation that Ananias is dead," said the deacon. "I I don't understand," said the min ister in some confusion. "Please explain yourself." "Dang it!" said the deacon, "nearly every man in the congregation is an office seeker, and when they learn that Ananias ia dead the whole durncd crowd will want to fill his place." Newman ImlepetidtiU, WHY MEN A ICE IMtKKKKKEl). (Waslilniilon LcltiT In Louisville Cuurk-r-Joumsl I asked a chief of one ut the bureaus this morning why such a ureal and seem ingly unjust disi iiuiiuutiou was made against females after their competency for the pluees had been so well established. Ho replied about as follows. "There ale a number of reasons why we prefer men to women for department work. The first reason is that women ure moru susceptible to complaints than lueu and lose more time by sickness. The record shows this. When a woman bus the heudui-hc, or is feeling badly otherwise, you ore more naturally sympathetic with her than you would be with a mail, aud, if it is possible, would much prefer her going home than remaining at her desk. Then you do not care to boss a woman around like you would a man, or scold her if she should fail to do her work. And then there are women who will not stand being reprim anded, and talk back to you savagely and then subside into a spell of sulks that will lust several days. All of this is very un pleasant, and it does not occur often with the male clerks. l'HYSIOUNOMY IN A HOUSE, American Agricultural.' A horse's head indicates his character very much as a mans does. Vice is shown in the eye and mouth; intelligence in the eye und in the breadth between the eyes; spirit in the eye and iu the none, in the mobile nostril and active ear. The size of the eye, the thinness of the skill. making the face bony; the lur: tbiu-udged nostril, the ne car and the thin, tine mane and furetop are indica tions of high breeding and accompany a high-strung, nervous organization, 'which, with good limbs and muscular power, in sures a considerable degree of speed in the animal. The stupid, lazy horses, that drivers cull a "lunkhead" has a dull eye usually, a nairow forehead and contracted pall. He is always a blunderer, forget ting himself, and stumbles on smooth ground, gets himself and bis owner into difficulties, calks himself, ia sometimes positively lazy, but often a hard geer. He needs constant cure and watchfulness on the driver's part. A buyer of eqine flesh should be able to detect the good and bad qualities of the anile d be contemplates purchasing. This valuable knowledge is only acquired by a careful study of the various parts of horse physiognomy. NEAV SYSTEM OK TELEGRA PHY. .An interesting exhibition ot a new sys- in of telegraphy that bids fair to lueas urubly revolutionise telegraphic and the telephone service was given at l'hiludelj ihia on the !)th inst. A siiiule ordinary legraphic wire was shown to convey the cctric current ana operate the re ceiving machine. In appearance the ending machine is Terr much like an ordinary type-writer. The instrument has forty-two keys the letters of the al phabet, numerals and a few punctuation marks, and every letter or sign struck by the sending apparatus wo instantly shown both upon that instrument and upon the receiver. Pressure upon any kev caused certain number f tnagnetio impulses to pass through the line. The number of these impulses differ for each letter, and bring corresponding letters on the type wheel of the receiving instrument into such position as to mark the impression on a piece of paper. It cannot be read by Sound, and is consequently the only method for preserving privacy in electrical eommunication. The inventor was M George M. Hathaway, but a Mr. Linville has done much to make the contrivance practical. HILL SiVHON 1119 HIKTHPLACE. rWoa ('. A man ought not to criticise his birth place, I presume, and yet, if I were to do it all over again, I do not know whether I would select that particular spot or not, Sometimes I think I would not. And yet, what memories cluster about that old house! There was the place where I first met my parents, It waa at that lime that an acquaintance Bpraug up which hu ri pened iu later year into mutual respect and esteem. It was there that what might be termed a casual meeting took place, that has, under the alchemy of resistless years, turned to golden link, forming. piuumul but powerful bond of union be tween my parent and myself. For that reason I hope that I may be spared to my parenta fur many year to come. 1 here on that spot, with no inheritance but a predisposition to premature baldm and a bitter haired to rum; witb no per sonal property but a misfit suspender and a atone bruise, Win a life hiatonr which has never erased to be a warning to people who sen groceries on iu AA'tio AA'as Lost ? "Are you lost my little fellow? asked a gentleman of 4-year-old one day. "No," he sobbed reply; "but my mother is." "And how does Charlie like going to school T" kindly inquired a good man of a juvenile who was waiting, with a tin can ia his hand, the advent sf a companion. "I like goin' well enought," he replied; "but I don't like staying after I get there." CAamtWt Jimrnal. A D V KHTISKM ENTS. 111. Crockc Ware LARGEST STOCK THIS SIDE OF BALTIMORE V 500 dozen 2 and 3 hoops? buckets. , . 00 Nests tubs. 100 dozen wash boards. The best patent churn in the market. , Old style cedar churns. Stone churns. " Stone jars of all sizes and jugs. The celebrated Patout Kire Proof Bot tom I mm Half gallon tin buckets 75 eta., per zen, Oil tank with pump, Tin toilet sets 1.7a per set, Iron stone chamber sets, 'aper aud paper bags, Matches, ic, Fruit jars, Toilet s.mps, Bird cages, Flour seives, Laura sunus, &o. L. HKRRING, C Bank St. Petersburg, Va. aug 28 ly 3STOTICE. Just received on consignment the following! lie. Uarreli ol Lime. 1 10 Haw Luuuniu Cotton Gins. 1 40 " " Feeders and Condenser. 40 " " Uln aud Condenser. ISO " Hall Gin. Also oue ur two second hand Wagons and Bust gies. burs toils oi itajr. For sals cbeap. Apply to 4. T. UUUCU, VIKIUUD., H. V. Ian 1 6m COnn Ann presents given away. Seat J)JJJ usSreuu postage, and by mail yuu will gri frue a package nodi uf Utn VfaVltM. tnut will sun you In yora that win at one bring you lu money taster than anything else la Amen- OI g! All auoiit tlie fsco.uoo in present with aaeh bos. Agents wanted eyerywbere.ofeltner hi, af all ages, fur all the time ursparr oeoaly, to work ers absolutely assunsl. Don't deiy. H. aUtxart rorusaiinelruwu nonies. to. v i for all wark- UO.,lurtuma Jtaln. BW4V1T P H O F ESS ION A I. CARPi. W. II. KITUIIIN, W. A, DINK. couhvv arroBMST, JITCgI!t DUNN, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, SCOTLAND NECK, N. C. mar 1 Jtf r. it. aH'sBEE, R. H. SMITH Jr. con. im d heck, . c XAUKICH, R. C B Hilt ss SMITH. Mr r H Busbee aud Mr. R H. Basttk. Jr.. rtua. triors at Law. aava formed a llatitad psrtntnktB ftr tk praetiea of law la Halihx eauaty. Mr. iiBuve win infu. we ewsna or HaiiBU, Nguiariy, and will also visit the cesintv whanaeer his srriM are required. octl ly , THOMAS X. MILL, literacy at Law, HALIFAX, H. C. Practices in Halllti and adinluliwAMintiM Federal and Supreme courts. aaf. str. A'araa; at Law, GARTSBURG.N.C. Praottres in tb courts of NortkaMWka Bad ad joining eoaiiUea, also la tk Fadeul and Supreme courts. lave If. y ALTER K. DANIEL, Attorney at Law, WILDON, K.C. Pmctteea ia Haliavi and adjoialng eoeausa. Sqeclal attention e-iven to collBTtians In aU aaria of the state and prompt returns bum. leu ii ly. w W. HALL, Atteraey at Law, WELDOK.N.O. Special attention rlvaa to oUaotlou aad remit. taneea pruauptly made. may 1 U. LLEM MOORE, Attorney at Law, HALIFAX, M, C. Prartlrt la tbe eotinUas of Hallmi. rlsnkamBami B Igvcombe, Pitt aad Mania In Ike Supreme Mut e( the state and ia tke rederal Courts oftke kasteew District. I'oHedlous awde lu any part oflkeBsafci. jeoi ly D' J t. 12IILSS, BurfMB Dentist. Having parmaaeatly locale hi Weldoa, aa Vs """I a, bis um.-e ia am1 mltk a arlrk Bullosa as all wwnwrpi wsissoxBiDs sraaasiaaai easiwsaB OueAil attention give to all brearkea ef the pr lessloa. ranlea ilalud at tkelr hemes wkM 0) ired. j.ly u ly. JJB. B. L. HUNTBB, s, ' Barges Dentist. Ou b fcuad as kU oftec hi XmUU. Pniw Nltrmn Oxtd Um ft tk ftlklM. Kxtrsw tlltg Of Tftlh tfiSMyi osi hud. HI (-ftMiety for tb twttt lHg book Mi, Bvfiuacn nxw& f Asdlr. iBt twt. ' 1