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DIAMOND LAUNDRY BLUING Only IO Ctl. fur a :ickj;e to makr one (iii.iri of l! .. Lei IthniiR. Will n i xt .it streak llie fifirM l-ilit- . ! immoli i Bingl , Ask iItuki:! ht !' I.uok ;iih1 t jr.l. i r mitt STAINBACK & CO. 11 ) 011. W. H. BROWN, Weldon, N. C. 1 A SORROWFIL RECITAL. Hotfai.l, ( .nod ni(ht . 1'tvt ,nt the !or, M) Iri'iiiblin fingera ho'tly nqu,'zing ; I tlioushl liu in lull t du Hnmtltiii more itut biinhful luvi-Di nrt,' no ti'tisitiK! My waint wit ucur cnouirli: hi t rut li Mix rout mU'cvc toiii hi'ii tlu-l.clt iliHt Uiiiud it; 1 u nited, but Lhu focli-H.i you ill Nu'i-r Irlutl to put hU unu around It. I n.niy ii;lh'il, I btlliK my Iii'ihI : l( 'luiin I'lllolirrfPIHrlit llf Wiltiti-d, 1 viivh-i) It never hhotild tit; xaid Tlmt 1 m dliliii liiii-d to Kriml It, llf Ilfl'llcd Hot III)' K. llllf rSllitlN, .My t,'luiifrH tender, tnitilii'ntiiiK : Tlie nimiy ! Oid lie ixd lui ve cy t'c '.' Tlie 1' nielli of it r itiantlliiR ! HiIfjiiduiK wlieii Iio.i-'.ii,. my tiuu . 1 iiii-t Imn Willi mi ituiUFt riiit; prt:.iHiirt ; Tlie hint hit did not Hi.derMaiid, My dir)ii)iKiiiiinieiit w lio utn tiiciiKim'? I tltoiixlit: aiKillier in bis lwe, A lover iimrt tlin.'eriniu', Inilder. Would Imve uni' f.nl n hi eiubriiL'u I if fur i' I huh ti in In u If ol'ltr. H il why I'omi'lahi? In life It seeira We ean t liitve wtTythiiiK i' isli f. r ; We sihloiii realize ntir Hieaina, Un ati'li tlit: kind td ' tlsli we tlsh fur Ik- merely kMt'd my linger lip, I tliiigh: How c.-l-l a piirliug tliU U ; Ti le-ive uiitoiielie tw., r f-y 1 ps That never knew u h.r Lfea ! I'll keep biro f.r it mo ith or mo, And then to jilt 1 i n find a rettm : He II never muke hmiuikkt heun. In sMiiiiiier mulls are out of sens n. DIAMONDS. Mrs. Clrvfluml if ilttvi'lniiiiig a ''fail,'' u Hully line, ii'i'luiis, hut uno full of coinmiiii si'tiM'. It t untiling 1cim than it cuilt-itiuii of diauiuiiil. si-t and unft't. T hi',mj;h lh': luvi; an,l giiirrii.-ily of lu-r husliamj, Mr C!i'Vi'!auil is alrraily the h:iy iiuAM'ssur of a ran: oullit of Jia iiioikI i malm-UK Kr wcilding gift. Iior Imili'lay pri'iits, ami, iml Til, on nil ovniM iii" h, n Mr. I'lrvi'l.iuil uViiri'il to git.' Ii.t a .lea-ant ?iviiv Mi,' gifts havi: tarn always iliaiiinmls ni'i-klat'c, rings in tirul'iisiiiii, soliiairo ami uth'Twise, brat-e. Iris, pi'iid.inls an J Ih'oulIii's. Ill a w,T,l, tin1 jt-w.l iraso of til,; l'rosiili'tit's wilt' holJsa I'l'iinvly fortune in rarj iliaiuuinls. Hut the uiiiuounteil .liainonils alii of Mrs. Clovt'lanil's own fiilleeting. Xever a triji to Xev hut she return ivith some very pretty unset stones. They are nut very large, of course, ami s'jine ate uU'enlur. it is tru'i. Sho has arranged lliein iu little uahinets of inlaid wooi! The rahiiiMM an! provided with liny litllr net., liiled with t.,'ii, and in them the diamonds rests. F.ach lift i iiumhered, and a memorandum book tells, after every number, the time and plaeo of purchase, and, practical women that she i, the value of the stone. Mm. Cleveland's total collection of diamonds, sot and un mouutud, are. estimated an being worth certaiuly $."0,IMIU. There is less "fat' disui" and eapriee about such a collecting spirit than it seems. Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland are eminently practical. Pres idential honors and salary eomo and go. stocks rise and fall, real estate may rise and fall, but the market value of a dia mond is esseutially the same always. A I1 ..I I It Fllll Till-: VlltVII MAN Titl Bi'x Ui.s HuLirv was a tliuuKiad tlollurs a year and ht- hud just j.rnpowd to Mihj I 'lure IJlithtjatl ami tecD accepted, and tlu'y wore both cxiiH.tey Imppy until she ftitid: "And you dt. n't Win.w how Invcly our unne will be, (jcri;j. It fhull bo a houic indii-d for yuti; a place f rent and joy ait J cuaifort! I'll call the hou-o- kct pcr up t'Tery tutirnin;, and " 'The housckcfptT?'' "Yon, yes, dtar. Now don't inter rupt, you naughty boy. I'll tell the boU!HikiH'H'r tti toll ihc cook to " "The cook?" 4,0f course; and I do hope wc can gel a Trench cook! I luvc French ct okinjr. And I'd like thediuin;;rooni:irlto " 'The diuinnioin pir!?"' Yei. yen. I'd like a brisk, tidy, ruy chct-ked Knulbh dininroum rirl. I doo't care mo tuueh ubtittt the chamber maid." "Why. my darling. I'm nfruid " 'aoW, now, ynu I'ail ohl boy; you limit lot your little uirl have her own way when it euiu- ! to tli.: h"Un M rvant Yuu can eniiie lh- hmlrr il' ytu like ;ind of course you'll p-t the enaehmaii but wheu it ei ih tie laundrirvi atil ne,untii'w and why, to'1 ri ; what n (irnuituiiy loll ' i.itv u ban I J.di'l like it. It looked longer an he Kit in hi ten by twelve room an hour later trying to "tiute out" how the waeso! the eon! I hius,.keept r and butler and all tin rest of them, Were to be paid oil $lli.-'! per week. He hasn't toured it out yet." Mm mom Liver HruUlor ii what the name indicates a " Itegulittor' of that uiiwt important organ, the Liver. Ii Tour Lifer out tt order: 1 hen w your wholosynteni derancl, the breath offensive , you have headache, ftHul lan guid, dispirited, and nervouK, no apH titr, alcrp ia troubled and unrefrobing. Simmona ,rct Regulator roitort the healthy action of the Liver. St tuat you get ihf genuine, prepared by J. H. Zcilin k Co. mar 1-1 m. f liC5 worth of sample jewelry just opeicd. Solid (old and gold plated jew elty of til kinds, it prime wholesale coat it T. L. EMHT'g. MEN'S TEMPERS. The Jtruftnn Why Kuiite Husbands An yulrt, Mild and ilnp. The ndniixture of (HllVrent tempers among the brothers and sisters of tho same family is ii notable fact dun to various causes which net in different directions. It is best to consider them hi'foro we proceed to colb'et evidence and attempt its interpretation. Ii U fie iir enough, and may be taken for granted, llie tempers of progenitors do not readily blend in tlio olVspring, hut lliat some of tlie children take mainly after one of them, Home after another, but with few threads, ns it were, of various 'tncesUul tempers woven in, wh icli occasionally manifest them selves, If no oth'T iitlliienccs Inter vened the tempers of the children In the same family would uu this account bo almost as varied as those of thoif ancestors, who married at haphazard, so far as their tempers wore concerned; therefore the numbers of good and bad children in families would he regulated by the same laws of chance that apply to a gambling table. Hut there are other influences to ho considered. There is a well known tendency to family likenes among brothers nnd si-ders which is nut due to the blending of aiicctntl peculiarities, hut to the prcp'dciiee of one of the progenitors, who has stamped more than his or her faiv share of qualUios upon the chil dren. It in :iv also he due to a familiar occurrence that deserves hut lias not yet received a distinelive name namely, where all lhi children are alike and yet their common likeness can not be traced to their progenitors. A new variety has eotne into existence through the process iml of individual but of confraterual variation. The most strongly marked family type that I have personally met with first arose simultaneously lu the three brothers of a family who transmitted their peculiarities with unusual tenaci ty to numerous descendants through at least two generations. Other in tlueiiei's act in antagonism to the fore gning; they aro the events of domestic life, which, instead of assimilating tempers, tend to accentuate slight dif ferences in them. Thus if some mem bers of a family are a little submissive by nature, others who are naturally a little domineering aro tempted to be come more so. Then the acquired habit of dictation in those reacts upon the others and makes them still more sub missive. In the collodion I made of histories of twins who were closely alike, the statement was constantly mot witli that one of the twins was guided by the other. I suppose that after thnir many childish struggles for supremacy, each finally discovered his own relative strength of eharaeUM and Iheueeforlh llie stronger ilevelopetl into tne leader, while the weaker contentedly subsided tuto the position of being led. Again, it is sometimes observed that a member of an oasv-going family dis covered that ho or sho may exercise considerable power by adopting the habit of being persistently disagreeable whenever ho or she does not get the first and best of every thing. Some wives contrive to tyrannize over hus bands who are mild and sensitive, who hate family sennes and dread the dis grace attending them by holding them selves in readiness to tly into passion whenever their wishes aro withstood. They thus acipiire a hahit of breaking out, to use a term familiar to the ward ers of female prisoners and luuutlo asylums, and though their relatives and connections would Uesenbo their tem per! by severe epithets, yet if they had married masterful husbands their char acters might have developed more fa-vorabh'.--VitVif,y Uevicw. THE CANADIAN FRENCH. Extraordinary liiTtNft In Ilia ruiuUllo ttf Tli.lr rroMjron, loluiiLs. A gentleman from Scotland, who silent last summer ill llie l'loviueo "I Qucliec, gives a Glasgow paper an in- leresiing account of Ilia lecunility ot the French population, and of its prob able effect on llie. fului'o of IheDw minion, lie states that families of from sixteen to nineteen cluhlivn aro by no means uncommon. Jloriii" a century the French population i f Can ada has Increased from nhout 70.0(10 to 1,22a 000. This remarkable increaso has not b 'vit duo to immigration, as the proportion of French settlers sinoo the country passed under llriti-li 11110 has been very small. In fact, a hun dred French families have, moved into the United Slates for everv one that has come from the land of Lafayette, Many of these expect to return, and a largo iiioiiorlioii of the ruling men anil women who come to this country send homo much of their earnings. Tlio priests nr.- reluctant Wi liavo them go aw lie for f ar I hey w ill lose their re gard for the church. Tlio French in Canada aro gradual. Iv extending their possessions west ward, and I hey liavo already ahsorlicd many townships that wera once eio lirely occupied by the I'riiteslaiit El gllsh. 'I I. ey have divided up the largo farms, b ill! numerous collages, and placed the cross on the spir.i of many old Ki seopaliao cliinclic Their gain iu territory Is steady and by no means slow. They cli'iisli 11 disliko townrd tli.i K.iudisli, bcciiuso theycou. que red I lie i i' fitilicrs. Still Ihey hare no love for trance 1 r her people. All their knowledge of France is tradition al. mid they know nothing of the conn try as It Is to-day. '1 li" villages on tlio lower St. l.awftcnco him like thoso in Norniimlv and Mritlnny two Imn dred yean ago. Tho language looked by the people is ol French, and tlio modern Parisian would Hi d great illlllciilly in under landing il. They ci iiiinit few great crimes, have no disgusting vicca anil no striking virtues. A poor soil, aerero climate and largo families have made them economical. Men liloi'ally "without a eounlry," cuing lilile for either tlio F.nglish or Fienvli, tliev are nalriolie. To stale il ditloreiillv, they believo in tliennelvos and are proud ol their race. They think that the Fionc in Franco have degenerated, whilo they liavo iireservod all that was glo rloiis in tho viuoclad land beyond tlio ea. The population of the I'rovinco of Quebec li almost entirely French, who havo no lentirucnt of loyalty to tno hnlisli t'roun and very iittlo townrd the Dominion Union. In case the con federation should bo broken up. Que bec would control the Hi vor St. L.twrence and could tfe privd Ontario, Manlloba and the entire Canadian Northwest of their natural outlet. It could, if it choose, exact tribute from every craft that passed up and down tlio river. Tlio seprtralbm of the Province of Quebec from the Dominion would not imply any likelihood of forming a union with the United States. The experi ment has more than once been tried oftndueing the I'Yenoh-Canadiaus to cast their lot with us. Inducements for thorn to revolt were hold out dur ing 1h" revolution and during the war of 1H12, ami the soldiers that were sent to capiure Quebec expected to bo .welcomed by llie French inhabitants They soon found out their mistake, however. The priests thought their flocks safer under the, rule of England l!i a ii llie United States. To their minds there was quite too much talk about tree religion and no religion iu this country. Chicayo Tribune A church pew thai looks like a pew, but has comfortable arm-chairs with in, is the latest. Philadelphia eats 11 tuns of every day in the yo.tr. pie OPPOSED THE STRIKE. AN KNUINKKU H II I M KTAV Wl 1'UKTTV W1KK .MAKKS II II IS I.OCOMOVIVK. The great strike on the ''Q" road re minds me of a romance. In one of the towns on the main line lives a man who fur years has been in the employ of the corporation which is now having trouble. I'Vuiti an apprentice boy in the workshop he worked his way up until he became engineer. One night he was called up and sent 011 an extra, lie had not gone far , m his run when something daucid b.Ti.re the glare of u'h headlight, and as ijuiekly did lu; reverse his engine. Leav ing the pilot he walked down the Hack and I'uiind a child neatly wrapped and wide awake. II'1 took it back lo the pi lot, made a cot for it and proceeded mi i run. On his return home the waif f llie road was taken to his home, adop ted, nar.:! alio eilueateil. She became one of the beauties of the little town and urow into womanhood. The engineer, although nearly thirty live years older than the pretty faced eiealurc loved her and lln'V were luarii d. The or day when there were rumors ofa strike the old engineer appealed to his hild wile fir advice and she bogged him to lemain vtiih the fui.p.iny and notde.-eit theronden whiih he found In r and from which he rescued her. lie consented, ami th.'re is one of the oil engine' r who is nu to the throttle. I jve this little story from a gentleman ho lives in the town where the old cn- guiFcr makes his liome. THE FARMERS ALLIANCE Farmers are deeply interested in all hor movements. They are pre-eminently the "laboring class." The census of IsSII gives the total number of farms as a little over I.IIIMI.IIIIO. Till' lllltlllii'l employed ill igrieulture was 7,li"0.000, in profession- and personal service, 4.1171,1100. In this last class the "labort rs" arc put at 8,"'.',000 with the romaik that many of these ale agricultural laborers," and should be added to the class of those en :cd in agriculture, which would, at a reasonable calculation, carry lhat number above S.OOO.OOO, 1 r about one half of all the employed. The unions and sub ties formed by those who labor are mostly in cities and towns, and arc largely recruited from the classes engaged in mechanical manufacturing, mining, Iraii'.portation. and trading, and allied pursuits. The riculturtsts, as a body, are not "organ ized, in this way, partly owing to their comparative isolation, an 1 partly to lie fact lhat a definite uumher of hours for day's work is hardly coinpitible. with the e ceaseless toil of the farmer. Xcv thclcss farm-workers mu-t loci an inter' est in other labor, rs. pailieularlv us it is an axiom w-ith the specialists iu the la hor problem, that sn incr, aso in the prof its of labor on the farm will cause it im rovement iu wages gen.r.illv. The true mission ot Ihese unions will bi mud iu the evolution of the benefit svstem. which is steadily increasing impotHiiee. The whole system bocnin apian of mutual insurance, iu which the return, ale di'.IJ.d a;u,.:ig the un!'ortu nate, while all the members bear theii liare in maintaining the fund out of which bcnelils arc derived. In the very nature of the Ciise the tendency is towaidi accumulation. The system invites and rewards iudustry, and looks with less ami less lavor upon "strikes that iu most cases fail of tin ir object and prove disas trous to those who recklessly bring them about. Wcll-maiiagiil labor unions and tanners alliances have a better armament lor protection an 1 f r progress ihau the ili adiiscd luelhisls lhat have been in vogue. A merit-tin Agriculturist. liurklen's Arnira ssalve. The Best Salve in tho world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, ('leers. Salt lllieum, Fever Soies.Teltor, t'hapud hands, Chilblains Corns, and all skin eruptions. nnd positive, ly cure Pill's, or no pay required. It il guaranteed to give perfect satis! action, or money ref uuded. Price 25 cents per box . Fur sale by druggists it Weldon, Brown itCarraway, Ualitai, Dr. J A MeClwigao, Enfield. DILEMMA OF TWO GIRLS. AN A WK W AUIt I'H EMf'A M KNT AND AN ADVKNTI'ltK IN HI lU'UUAN Ml b. From si. liiiis l'.,'. IHsi.ilr)i. A story is going llie rounds about llie trials ami tribuLili itisof a couple of young ladies well known in society. O1111 is the daughter of a prominent wholesale merchant and iheolln r a luciuher of an old I'Vciich family. The latter was one of the prettiest of the brides maids at a fashionable wedding this week. It was oil a blight slu-hy day within the past fortnight, that the fair maidens set out to visit a friend who resides beyond Cabaiine place. They had ahorse and the surrey to go with him. On this bright, particular day, however, the sur rey appears to have been obstreperous and tiot disposed to go with the horse. It moved along nicely enough until they got some distance out, when the vehicle formed a sudden attachment for iheuiud in the road and decided to remain with it. The hetctofore obedient surrey n fused In be S'-paratcil from its m.w found love, lu vain did ibe hoise endeavor to win back the vehicle's affections. It ol dtirately clung to the mud. That the animal might press his suit umh r more favorable auspices, as 11 desperate meas ure, got out into the mud ami mire. Hut I he tickle surrey slili remained iu the mud's fond embrace. X tug at the wheels resulted in naught but tlie soiling of kid gloves. This left the young ladies iu a sad predicament. What should they do'.' They cogitated 011 the knotly problem, but could thin!, of only one way nut nf the dilemma. That was to unhitch the horse and ride lo their friend's house for assistance. It was 11 d, sp. rate resort, but there was nothing else tobedoiie. (In attempling to do this they discovered lhat lin y bad sunk to iheir ankles iu mud. A fid-a desper ate lllssel they released their feet, but their rubbers remained deep down iu tho mire. Finally th" horse was unhitched. They determined to bath ride him to the h uno of their friend. To hold on th y bad to straddle the animal, one silling be liin 1 the other. An out of the way road was chosen to avoid observati m, As the fates would have it. 11 bend in the road brought them ratio r suddenly upon a pally id limit, rs returning home. They I i on d lo bo a party of gentlemen frii ml. One might have thought a party of gen llem. u friends would be a godsend to a C 'liple ot maidens 111 such a might, but the 011ng ladies did not so regard them. They were llie last people mi earth they wished to uieot al such a moment. glances of mutual surprise and recog nition passe I a litter atoss tncnthe hun ter', while deep crimson blushes sulTase 1 th faces of the maid, lis. Their clothing was ina very dilapidated condition. The bottoms of their dresses and the whole of their shoes were covered with uiud, and all told they presented a most forlorn ight. Then their position astraddle a arnesscd horse was nol graceful, to say the least. It made their dresses strike (hem decidedly higher than well man nered dresses are generally supposed to This was decidedly awkward. It was some lime before cither party recovered from their surprise. When they did the young men brought the young ladies their vehicle and sent them 011 their way, hut not rejoicing. Before departing they extracted solemn promises lioiii each man iu the parly lhat he would never li-p a word of what had occurred a promise which every moth er's son of I hem has been assiduously violating. :n;it ii.iis. Pli11tyrelatesth.it a tomb at Cypres bore a lion carved with eyes of eiuerahls so bright they frightened away the fish in the sea. Nero woie an eyeglass of emerald which was supposed good for the sight, and il is said that lapidaries who cut emeralds have good eye sight because the hue of the stoii " refreshes the eye. The Orientals believe that wearing an emerald imparls courage and averts disaster. If was ground down and taken as a medicine ill doses of six grains as a cure for various disorders. At tin conipiest ot Peru the Spaniards captured hundred Weights of cue raids, and one dedicated to the goddess Esmeralda was thesixe of an osliich egg. Cortex gave his linden large emerald carved liko a rose, which roused the ijuecn's envy and lust him the court favor. "Iteally, girls, I'm too badly rattled by the lion ir conferred upon nu1 to give you much of niv L'tifT. lt'sthe lirst time I ever tumbled to iinylhing of this sort, and 1 hardly know just how to catch on. However, 1 11 try to be sufficiently up to snuff not to let any flies light on me while doing the ire.-ident of this society act. 1 111 with you in this move, and don't any of you forget it. All over our land slang words and phrases are multi plying like flies in sorghum time, and it is our duly 1 1 help knock this crving evil as silly as possible. Let our motto bo "Shoot tho Slangist I" A beautiful line of cation from 13 t. f6. V, N. 8lAtMA0tt & Co. POPULAR SUPERSTITIONS 1'opular super-lions, if n it indestrm ti blc,ivnt least very hard to kiil. Wc know full well that the miracle-working pagans of auliipiily were seientili.' jiii.' gh rs. who imposed upon an ignorant lai ty, and that llie supi riialiirali-uis ol the middle ages were tri.-ks that any aieoio plisbed luouiil.haiik, witli the aid of a smattering of natural philosophy, can now exhibit to admiring audiences w.th out llie slightest as-i-tauee from the oth er world. And yet. even in this era of general education, half the people one knows have their pet superstition. Set 11 ladder up on any public tin ro igh fare in Sew York, 11 ml maik how many ol'the wayfarers will step into the mud to avoid passing umh r it. Thousands, who would be ashamed, perhaps, to own ii, would much rather see the new luoou over the right shoulder than the left. The howling of his dog, or the accidental stopping of a funeral bclorebis donr, gives many a brave man an unipiiet feeling, and journeys and serious enterprises are often "held over" lor a day, ill orb r that their comnieiicemi at may not fall on Friday. The fracture of n hi iking-glass. the up setting of a salt cellar, and fifty other in cidents as incoiiseijiicnt and liiua!, are looked upon as 'ill mucus" by multitudes of civilized and Christian folk, and the horse shoes nailed over the doors of bams and by res, iu various purls of the coun try, prove the dread of witchcraft did not die out with witch persecution in New I'ngland. Some of the common superstitions of the day are, in their origin, as old as his tory itself, and nio-i of the modirn "spir itual phenomena" by which the credulous are a.-tonislie I and bewildered, arc really only revivals of the humbugs of auli'jui ty. Superst itiou is, as we have hinted, a b ird-lived monster. A tcndi ney to be lieve in what is physically impossible seems to pervade most of the human spe cies; Herein education cx terminate, tho' it may modify ami control, this tendency. ThesimplisL and uiosl logical explanation "l'oiirprouenes to credulity is this: theie are so many things physically impossible which must be true tin r is so much in the origin of man, his I'all, his pia ;"rva tion on tlie earth, bis ri di niplieii. bis c tcrual dc-iiiiy. which be knows and feels lo be independent of all tlie principles ot cause and elf ct nf which in re re ism can lake cognizance; that be is apt tu forget his duties have been fixed, h a course laid down, his life lesson so writ ten that he who run s may read, and all the e niscipiences of his departure from the "straight palli" to hoppiness here and hei caller, so clearly expressed and deliued. as to render the interposition of sLns and woiid, rs iu his In hull or for his guidance unnecessary and useless. l,ct him rest assured that (he Mustir of the supernat ural woild never employs its mighty jam em for unu icwsary or iisdew purposes S.IHII; ,'llll M til. II ll N. Mcissonier, tne painter, is 7.1. Lord Tennyson is 7S, 1Vh' Leo is 77, Professor Mommscn. the historian, is 70. dohn Bright is 7li. Hubert Brown ing is 7,V Cardinal Newman is SO. Louis Kos suth is S5. Ne-.il Dow is SI. Ferdinand de Les seps is S'J. David Dudley Field i.- Booaray Price is SO. Jclferson Pavis is 7'd. W, E. C.lad- stone is 7S. Cardinal Maiming is 711 Hamlin is 7S. Oliver Wendell Holmes is ill hi Fish is 70. Hannibil Adniiia! Porter is composes, is 7d. P. T. Hal until is 77. Clarke is 77. 1. Verdi, the James Freeman Mar-hal Von Moltke is S7. Theo dore D. Woolsey is Sti. (ieerge Ticknor Cuilis is 75. Ki President Jules (Irevy, of Franco, is 74 A liouisiana negro, near Bayou (ioula saw a bear' iu his turnip patch aud tried todiivo him out. The bear resented tho insult, drove the negro out and chased him up the railroid track. The darky stepped aside to let an express train pass, mid the lour didn't. After the train had passed, the ucgio took a lot of heat meat home for sopT. A lawyer was Buiumoned as witness in a certain case. Tho Judge, finding that the witness was lying badly, interrupted him, saying: 'T beg you to forget your j'.ilession lor a moment, and tell us the truth." Persons deairing Safe and Cheap In Kuranee will do. well to aec an agent of ibe Valley Mutual Life Associalion of irgiuia. It has members in nearly ev ery county from the mountains to the sea and they recognise the fact that they have reliable and safe insurance and are payingup their asseasmenta promptly aud willingly. Agent wanted in every eounty. Liberal toron offered to' live men. Address BmKSi.tr 4 Aunaix, Southern Managers, NKW ADVERTISEMENTS. HO HOUSEHOLD SHOULD BE WITB0U1 If DYSPEPSIA, BftCStt, (Eft., f HILADELPHI A. Prii, QHE Dollar The majority of the Ills of the hnrosii bodvarlie from di.ea.ed Liver. Bin. mons Liver Kcimlator has been the racarJ of rcstortmr more people to health ani happlnesi by giving them a bealtbfi Liver than any other agency on earlb. BB THAT VOU --V.T THE GENUINE Dee 8 ly. llCAeir P RESTLESSNESS- IJL a iTHlCTLV vtarr.aLI peijl niiLTLUi rtMiLi Keoicml Min I ?ELDON N. FAMILY GROCERIES,. VKUKTA ISLES. 1 LdVt'OI'.S, "1 U'DlAltS. . SMOK1NT. -v AN D CHEWING TOBACC I am now prepared to Fell at W ca-h plies (iroecri"S of all kinds, W'u Liipmrs, Tobacco, Cigars. Snufl. e.e.,. will also keep on band 11 full supply s fr. sh Vegetables of every variety, which will lie sold cheap. I " ( r Cjses, I wili always keep i n hand a stock 0' well made Metallic llnrial Cases nud AYOOni.N COFFINS which 1 will sell cheap, and which can be had at anv hour, day or night. Ordeis by leller or telegraph wil ive prompt attention and eases sh by liist Main. 1 V VTUON VtiK SOl.K lTi:i. E. A. tl'TllllELL, , First Sued. Weldon. N. C. f l.illm. -::4 i nunr VI HI- I WVIlh J FITS!" Wtuvi I hv ennui ilotml nifan ttiprfly to stop Hi cm lor ft tim. unit ilicu lutvv ihem re turn turain. I mkav a liAl'K AL ulHB. 1 uae uiftUe tlie disea.'-e uf FITS, EPILEPSY or v FALLING SICKNESS, " A life lone studv. T WAnr.ATfT my rrmcrlT t ' Cti br tlie worst e:-PH. lit'ciuiHi- others have uuwlLsno rrasen ipihh tinwrtTPtvuinacurfl. SsfDtt ttt nitre for a treatise ittitls KtiHi- Hottlb Of !HV INFAILIULR ItKMKltY. iivc Ktl'tW untl I'wt nuice It cofts you nothttiK fur trial, ml it will rtire jhi. AilOress H.C.ROOT.M.C. IB3PEAHtST,,MtwTonl JKI1U U ) O "IU, HELP YOUR EYES U B Y L'Sltili VOl NU CliLEBKATED lMl'KDVEl) l'l'.KISCOriC CLASSE3, . CI.EAIlANIiSiiKTTO TIIK EYK, STRKXGTB' KNI.NUTO WKAKKYBS, For Sale In Hold, Ktccl, Kubter and CeuwletiL.-. t'lllln. 17 HELP TO SAVE By buying the arenleV. bargain ever one red In a GOLD HI NTING WATCH, Varying in t'rlce fmm KORTYTOONK ULSIIREI) DU1XAR9 Worth nmly double llie price. SETS OF JEWELRY li.niUome In desixii ami ttnc In quality. A thou Huiul diaVreutityles of lllNHS t'INS, EAR-BIMIS, CI.W lit rTON3, STI'IW I lll.l.AIIS. BI TTO.V'H, 1IRK KI.K18, Sll.VI'.lt SIMONM. l'IIKKS.4r.,('l.''KS, PI.ATK1M ASTI1KS, It'K FITCH- KKS, e, Atlliel.iKpossllte rrleel. Orders promplly 'alicoilcd le. J. VV. YOUNC, v (SlirCESSOR Til J. T. VOt SO A HRO.) v K-tcnburg, V, 4 octl lr. . TT 1 r 1 T rV I WTIiwre.olnllonlird IN V I'iN I lUIStlK world dun. the last halriviitury. Nl IciuS mwi U, won der.ellii'iilli'tBsi ii"'lit .nil ? Icin of wurk lliat can lit is-rforiiMSl Wl liter ll,e eounlry wllhiml Mr.ih,g lli ri, r. th-. f Iketr . f'y lllx-rs); ir m wor) either yooiiff or olrf: an fpsei.l .bllny re- - 4 aiilnsl Cut Hit. mil .nil roturrt u ut iiol vsi J JillK'iirt yi,urr,Hs.Wiinsllilii,fk'iMloiiioUlj,o j leyiKI, UlU Will .Urt ,u bllHWMl, Ur( fi 1,, n,r h,,,i,.. rib lit fttolf. U'.ll A wtlilng elMin ihe world, timid tiuil Uw A4arM rru aud iJo.. Auju.14. liJnn J i CT m

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