sL&WliK
a ' '
JOIIIT W. SLEDGE, PKOPRIKTOK.
.A. NBWSPAPEB FOK TUB IF E O IF L IE
TEBMSH'O PER ANNUM IN ADVANCE.
VOL. XXX.
WKLDON, N. C, TUURSDAY, JUNK 27. 1895.
NO. 11.
NEW ADVEUTISEMKNTri.
RUN DOWN WITH
DYSPEPSIA
STOMAOH
Liver
AND HEABT
arracTso.
Almost in Deipair
Bui rtnallr
'CURED
Br Taking
.AYER'S PILLS
"For Mtcen years, I wl a peat suf- o
iSrer Ironi Iniltsestlon In Its worst loran.
I teitod the mill ol many doctors, but o
; arew worse and worse, until I be came o
10 weak I could not walk fifty yards J
' without having to att down and rest. My oj
. ed, and I thnuirtit I would surely die. I 1
tried Ayer'i Pills and they helped me ol
' right away. I continued their use and
am now entirely Well. 1 don't know of
anything that will so quickly relieve e
and eure the terrible suffering ol dys
sepsis a Ayer'a rills."-John C.
1 FaiTcaAHD, Uroille, Warren Co., N, C. ol
AYER'S PILLS
Received Highest Awards
AT THE WORLD'! FAIR
cooooooooooooooooeooooo
Hard Earned Waps.
AN ARTISTS ITEMIZED HILL
FOR TOUCHING UP A A OLD
CllUKCIi PAINTING.
She Saw Him Hone.
DESPITE JUS MISFORTUNE,
HE WAS POLITE, AND SUE
REPAID II 1M.
i
Copyright, ISM 1
An old church io Belgium decided It wan on Woshington avenue car.
to repair its prtijM-riii-H, ami employed an Tho lime, just before C o'clock, when llic
artist to touch up a laige paiuting. Cpon Qtjiluing throng commences to ruh west-
presenting his kill, lli" commilleo in ward for home, supper nml rest,
charges refused payment unless tho uV Ho is oue oflheuiost widely knswu men
tails were specified, whereupon ho pre- about town in (ho city, ono whoso intcl-
sonted tho items as follow loclual brighlness is frciucutly tho theme
To correcting tho Ten Command- for many tongues, but to offset his many
mcntii, ? 12 good qualities ho has one bud, and that,
Embellishing Pontius Pilate, and I too, a very bail one, the habit of imbibing
putting ucw ribbous on his bun- I too freely of thoso liquid refreshments
net, 11 02 1 which frequently results in one's legs
having a falling out with each other.
The car was crowded and several women
2 20 1 were standing clingiugly, almost toppling
over every time the car started or stopped.
0 18 One of these was a winsome little beauty,
and the wonder only was that one of the
brute sitting down had not offered her
5 02 hislplacc, but ho hasn't.
She was standing directly in front of
him, and as she noted him and saw his
H condition, which was very "jagged," a
look of recognition and cmbrasauicnt
jol31y.
Sweet Dreams I
la aba dreaming of orange Aowent
Is she writing a poem on loraf
1 la she building Spanish towers,
la tbe aatdet ol atiasa bownni,
The sweet little Innocent dear?
NO. This HwN't Child is dreaming ol
ilie wonderfully low pritcs at which t lie
Putting now tail on the rooster of
St. Peter, and mending his
comb,
Kepluming and gilding left wing
of Guarding Angel,
Washing the servant of the High
Priest, and putting carmine on
bis cheeks,
Renowing Heaven, adjusting the
stars, and cleaning up tho
moon,
Touching up Purgatory, and re
storing lost souls,
Brightening up tho flames of Hell,
putting new tail on tho Devil,
ending his left hoof, and do
ing scverul odd jobs for tho
damned,
Rcbordcring tho robes of Herod,
aod adjusting his wig,
Taking the spots off the sun of
Tobias,
Cleaning ltaalim's As, and put
ting ono shoa on him,
Putting earrings iu Sarah's cars,
Putting a new stono io David's
sling, enlarging the head ol
Ooliah, and extending Saul's
b-'K".
Decorating Noah's Ark, and put
ting a head on Slu m,
Mending the shirt of the prodigal
son, and cleaning his ear,
Caa Be Heart Break ?
PHYSICIANS SAY NOT, YET
IMAGINATION PLAYS SAD
FREAKS.
00
1 30
70
71
Suior'PriutiDCoiDpy
The bill was paid.
TIIKI'OPILAK WOMAN,
3 OG spread over her flawerlike face.
Ho didn't see her or any one else fir
a few moments, but presently looked up
and saw the women standing. Ho appc
prcciatcd full the fact that he should offer
7 11 1 his place to one of the number, but oven
moro fully that if he tried to stand up ho
would fall down. He was in a most un
comfortable predicament.
Presently an inspiration came to him,
and his face brightened liko a glorious
Bunset, and he at once proceeded to car
ry out his idea.
Touching lightly upon the arm to at
tract her attention, he lifted his hat, and
with a Chersterfieldian bow and smile
said:
"Mis?, I am really too drunk to stand
while I know I should offer you my place.
but t can do the next best thing. You
may sit in tuy lap.
There wag a spasm of mirth in tho car
158 42 fur a few moments, during which the
young lady leaned over and said:
"Cousin, I thank you for your good
inteutions and courtesy, but 1 believe you
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3 31
2 39
A FEMIN1N13 HEASON.
" Honor liriirtli, now, Nellie, why did you mnrry Mr. .lonen V
iouu..'. a .! (uu.,w I rnthpr liked him. nuil he. hus men! v of mouoy,'
and dear, the way thnt Simpson jrirl let everybody see stao was Just dying to
have bim was just shameful. Now, I couldn't let her have him, could I ?
EVIL ENOUGH.
"There is evil enough in man, Ood
knows I But it is not tho mission ol
overy young man and woman to detail
and report it all. Keep the atmosphere
as pure as possible ana iragrant Willi
gentleness and charity." Dr. Hall.
HIIK'DGO FAKTIIKU.
Irief does not kill, and it is indeed Very
seldom that heavy sorrow causes death to
anyone win ti iu healthy couditiun. It is,
however, eilher by bringing di-cases tu a
climax, or by rendering the Biiflerer more
liable to its attack, Iranian is convinc
ed that his grief is moro than he ran
bear, thoso whohavo studied the mailer
agree lhat, through the force of his own
imagination, the man will actually die
from a "broken heart."
The great Napoleon was killed by nn
internal disease, but it is supposed that it
would not have been fatal had not his
spirits been bo depressed through exile
and defeat. William Pitt, the orator, is
said to have died from a "broken heart
caused by bis greut grief at tbe failure of
his cherished hopes and plans. And there
have been many other such instances in
the history of ibis country. When plagu.'B
arc rating in a town, statistics show that
as many die Irom (right and imaginary
causes as from the real epidemic, so great
a hold has the fear of death on some peo
ple,
If a man is coodemned to bo shot, it
has often occured that on the word "fire'
he has dropped lifeless, although, through
A SAINT.
"Is it true, George," sighed the beau-
tilul girl us she gazed at the man who
had just proposed, "is it true that you
can put the buttons into your link cuffs
without losint! your temper?"
"It is," said (ionrge, fondly.
"Will, then," said I he proud girl,
alorlugly; "taku me, I am yours."
MOVH I I' FRONT, I'l.l'.AHi:.'
Miss Yuungun "The re-cnts of the
stale university have abolished tho di
Woe of bachelor of letters."
Miss Oldiiu "I am so pleased to hear
it; if I had my way 1 would abolish bach- accident or design, no bullet has in reality
I clors entirely."
WEI.D0N N. C I I have as much as you can carry now.
iuuiiupumr wuu..u . ..... ...... At the word cousin ho ranked sonic-
- M.urain.ouiAi.BMv, - . whether she is pretty or ugly. what startled, and when his wits were
t,r,,nn,m. not ,,,,crry whether she is brilliant or toal0whllt cuUuctoa perCBivcd that in
Letter Heads, Packet Heads, stupid, but simply revel in the lact tnat ,. , fa!
I ... t l .1. .L- 1: I
She was true blue, too, for when they
Hill Head. Envel.pM, Lvervbodv likes her whether sho like
Programmea, Ticket", mem or not. nuu urn. is uic ti ui
tt-i tie- tf. I this cilraordinarv iwdu anlv. Oho does
not tiy for it, for if she did the effort
would lie discovered and her object at
ooeo shattered into the smallest of at
torns.
No, the popular woman it so because
he cannot help it. Nature has endowed
her with an amount of personal magnet
urn lhat attracts people to li T without
"Write fur samples and prices.
E- I.. IlAYWARP, PBOI'UimiB.
arrived at his gettiog off place, she ulso
got off and saw him safely home. St.
Louis Post-Dispatch.
TUB NEW WOMAN'S THUM II.
An Irish street ear conductor called
nut shrilly to the passengers standing in
the aisle:
"Will thiui in IVoiit platj to tnovii up
siithatlliiiiibehindc.nl take the places
of Ihiiu in front, an' lave room for lliim
who are nayther in fornt nor behind? "-
Harper's Bazaar.
It Xhoiilil he In I'.vcry House.
J. I!. Wilson, 371 Clay si., Kharps-
btiic, Pa., says he will not be without
Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump
tion, LoiiL-lis and Colds, lhat it cured li
wife who was throatciicd with I'ncumn.
nia after an attack of "La Orippe," when
various othet remedies and several phy
sician had done her no good. Hubert
Barber, of Cooksport, Pa., claims Dr.
King's New Discovery has dono him
more good than anything he has ever
used for Luug Troubles. Nothing like
it. Free trial bottles at W. M. Cohen's
drugstore. Large bottles 50c. and $ 1 .00.
ADVERTISEMENTS.
MMl
Easily, QotcKly, Permmiitlj Ristond.
MAGNETIC NERVINE!
riuiLvklUnhotMl. 1 urniw)
It Mid with writ
ton gf URrtatlt tO
WMakl II Nsiroua
Ihtlnlil v ii tul ull tliusvllt from Mrlv or ltf m-
(wmimm). tlitj rtwultH of uvurwork, wmrfT, lioktiiNM,
wl'. Full ritniiigtth, tn Riid drlopnwi.t fivvu
to mttry uruHii tir lorlion ft tit tnntjr, luiprtivii
iiiixit iiniiiHlmO ly Biwii from Hit Ant but- TiHhim-
tin of l.'lttn of prntmou iliiiDuiirotHfl
-iiiTiml in vohI iKiutiMt. Hn( by ninil to
(ii'ftounwiitof price. Ou monUi'l trnl
it in .-in h Inix, l'rf. 1 .00, ft imih. $ft.0O, with
i ii ti'ii (iiiiirHiiUw tu ri'hiud moitnr if liotounnJ.
l.li tu list for tho (JoDuitisi. ('iroulau Vra.
I'or mlo by W. M. COIIKN, Dn-iits
5 ! y Wtblon, N. C
I will continue to dispose of the stock ot
'. N. Ktainliaek ft lini , at the corner storo.
Have nlsojitsl added a lieautitul line of
NEW DRESS GOODS
anil Staple Dry OocmIs, Nolioufi, auil t'ur
niHliiiiiiowlfl. Also lull line of Plioes,
(Jnn'i'M'ii'H aiul Ueueriil Mercliandise.
Tyf SOUTHER,
PETERSBUIUl, VA.
ELECTRIC LIOIIT8. EI.ECTKIC BELLI?
ACCOMMODATION 910.
f. 8NODGBAS8. I'mprietnr, late ot
llutler,
The ouly first clam hotel in trie city.
Commercial raUw, $1. to M per day.
Ft f isni'S" ? v
DR.
H. 0. HYin'SSimORIUM.
' KIN8TON, N. C.
VOISUSES Of THE HE DID 6ENEKAL tUKSEM-
8 3 ly.
. 1 1
i
The thumb is now regarded by the
thoughtful student of palmistry as the
little bird that whispers secrets about
character. The new woman's thumb
. . . ...
the slightest volition of her own, and stands at right augles to lid hands every
onoe thus attracled they swear by her tin". If "ants a submissive wile
000.0 what will, whether she be kind to let him see to it that he weds a woman
them or inclined to show tho cloven foot whoso thumbs lie flat or droop a little,
in the gentle feminine style known to The weak man's thumb is weak and pcu-
tbe willful woman.- """'I slroDK m,a ' luu,uu "uw
v . ,; i,i ,1,., and orect. This same little bird can bo
i rum - -1 ...
theooDular woman is the ono who rel ra gu .. .A '
ailii as Dleasautlv upon the owner ot
i - .
lbs building io which the elevator is run.
The smiles are uot studied, they come
spontaneously. It is just as easy foi
the popular woman to bo kind as to be
cross, therefore, some one will say it is
not to her credit to b popular, aod no
more it is. Nature has made her so.
Hot own swoet uuoy temperament at
tracts fries Is as eertaiuly as molasses at
tracts flies.
It is all nonsense to give a woman id
vie how to be popular. IJ ulcus her own
inoer nature is such that it calls all tie
world friends there H do earthly ase ii
endeavoring to asaooth off the rougl
TUB SUMATRA RHINOCEROS IN THE LEIPZIQ ZOOLOGICAL GARDEN.
The apromnnnvlng engravliill Is frntn a drtvtiltiK murtii rtlrn'tly tmm tho tipolmen ol tho
Hhlnnceri'S sumiuransis now Iu trio roologlcul minlen at Lelpifl. i ins nn-l luiotner speoirooa
now In th" roologlenl pardon ut lluaftPcst-wero ofti-ruia w itil'sio Hum reimm:. n small isioiia
nn i..n..t.rn r.,... nt Wulma.!. This mM-l,s tviut (Imt found In Sumntin ulmut onn hundred
yeors ego Thf cnitravtiin i.hows rlpnrly the roal ot .lift hulr. so unusuul In a vMiiopproi, whloh
eovors us bftoh, ne.-u, ears and leg., giving It n tnosl pecullnr appnarnnct- 'f lie tolds ol the
.hi. ... In tho li..lliin rMnnrrn. nrn mmltOi'd in fill. hlx-CUs. mulllnkT It a Conncetlng
link r-elnren ttio lormer and tho Atrlean rhlnocroa. rt dlfl rs Imdi both of l!iO-;o hpnclrs alt-o
In regard t, tin' nuinncr mm iii'Tciopiuuin oi in Buru. ir biukxisii n.i i-u ...
not neiirly us mueh dm'i'lms'd as tlne ol tho lwo-honivit Alrl. nn rhlnvi-ros. lt height at tho
houldtir Is onr.iu 4 trot! Inrhee mid Itsrolor Udork timwn Spo.-linrns ol this ipi-clis are rery
rure iliniiKh moro or them ma bo .ion heroutter. lor civilization, which Is killing off animals
ol many kinds, la also bringing to Htrhl miwiT oihers. holeniint- Amsricsn.
secreU she will like to know about th
man io whom she is interested. You can
tell at a glanou at a man's thumb w belli
or he is sn aimless thinker or a man who
oarries his ideas 'or some one else's iuto
execution.
lias juat received a fresh lot of CANDY, I gjgeg and acquire the manners that mean
plaiu and fancy. Also raisins, mixed nuts, , ,, ... :,
Chestnuts, coroanuts, appl, bananas, " uch to the woman tlist meaa n
Florida oraogoe, plaiu and lancy cates. I Popularity is a gin, a rare one, li is tru ,
Ijtnrs asHorluteut of
HOLIDAY GOODS.
Bhon flr bum, wagons, carta, dolli
. . . I ...... I I I.. Iu., .l.lknM
aiocsa, cnamner iwi, uw"j w.,iwi..
fiue hoi paper, eigars, inuff, Uiluuxx) and
many fancy notions too numerous tu usa-
liou. u iy.
IIElt AUK.
"And what is your age, madam? ' was
the atloruey's qutttioo.
"My own," sho answered promptly.
"I mean how old are you?"
"I am not old, sir," with indignation
"I beg your pardon, madam I mean
how sainy years have you passed.
"None The years have passed ate.'
"How many of them have passed you?'
"All. I never heard of them stopping.
"Madam, you must answer my ques
tien. 1 want to know your age.
"I don't know that the acquaintance
aod one that onoe owned cannot, like oth
er treasures, be lost, for owning it honest
l it follows tho possessor as persiatcntlj IS desired by the other side,
as a bad reputalioe, and we all know thai "I don't see why you insist upon refus
.1... K.. l.-i ir however hard we inu to answer my question," said th.
iua, vaiw, w w, --j i - -
may. Philadelphia Times.
loraey. "I'm sure I would tell how old
was if I wore asked.
"But nobody would aak you, fur every
NOT AN AUTHOR.
Do you mean to tell me you wriie
for the newspapers?"
What's to prevent me as long as I
enclose tho subscription prices?''
WHEAT.
How subtly does the skill of Art
Combine wilh Nature's power,
When man c impels a sack of wheat
To blossom into flour.
lei I the gun,
There is a queer case on record con
cerning the daughter of a celebrated
French novelist, who was deeply interest
ed in one of her father's storicB. It ap
peared iu installments, and tho heroine
was suffering from consumption. As the
girl brooded over tho sad fate of tho he
roine, sho, too, suddenly manifested the
same symptoms. A physician recommend
ed her falhei to restore the heroine to
health, which he did a few chapters on,
land at the same time as the girl in the
novel recovered, so also did his too sen
timental daughter. Philadelphia Times.
WHAT CAUSED THE IIAUU
TIMES,
JuniiR HuBluitli, of Iowa, says it is
the cxislenco of co operations-
(Jeorge Oould says it is the hostility
to corporations.
The farmer says it is the low price m
wheat.
The silver men say it is the action of
Wall street.
Tho Wall street men say it is the ac
tion of the silver men.
Tho manufacturer say it is the fear of
free trade
The consumer say it is the tariff.
The debtor say it is the creditor.
The creditor say it is the debtor.
The Democrats say it is the Republi
cans.
The Republicans say it is the Demo
cratB,
Tho Populists say it is both.
Tho Prohibitionists say it is whiskey.
The preachers suy it is the devil.
Now, what is your idea.'
TAKE TIME.
She (poutingly) "Before wo wete
married you used to bring me candy ev
ery time you cumo." Ho (briskly)
"Ycb, my dear, and it cost a good less
than the meat and potatoes I bring you
now."
Cubwiggcr "You seemed rather
amused over the idea ol your wile s
wealing bloomers."' Smith "You'd be
amused yourself if you sec could her when
she tried to find something in hci work
basket and emptied it into her lap."
FoKnvr.it mhv vi:akh
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has been
used for over lilty years by millions of
motliois tor children, while teething, with
nefect success. It soothes the child.
softens the uums, allays all pain, cures
wind colic, and is the best remedy tor
Diarrhoea. It will relieve the poor little
sullerer immediately. Sold by druggists
in eery part of the world. i,i cents
bottle. He sunt and ask fur "Mrs. Wins
low's Soothiut! Syrup," aud lake no oth
er kind.
"But, papa," pleaded the impassioned
maiden, "he is the only man I love
"That's right," replied the brutal old
man; "I am glad that a daughter of mine
does not love more than one man at
lime."
While at Peekskill.N. Y., Mr. J. A
Scriven, a prominent manufacturer of
New York City, purchased a bottle
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Such
good resulls were obtained Irom Its use
that he sent back to the druugist from
whom he had obtained it for two more
hollies of the same remedy. When you
have a cough or cold give this preparation
a trial and like Mr. Scriven you will waut
it when aguiuin need ol such a medicine.
It is a remedy of great worth and merit.
2,1 and 30 cent bottles.
For sale by J. N. Brown, Halifax, lr.
A. S. Harrison, KnGcld.
ft. L. STftlNBACKi gt.
:ipr 11 ly.
In
IPoor
Health
' means so much more than
fyou imagine serious and
' lat.i! diseases result Iroin
f trillinti ailments ni'plectetl.
Don ttilay ii" Natures
' greatest gilt health.
mil
Brown's
Iron
Bitters
you ntfrcllti
ol noils, wal
il vfiicully en
! tusit'tl, iitfivous,
il: 111) U ll'ltlV
nd t.'tn't wtiiSt,
he (jiu al oiirt idk
ny, tliMiiostitlu-
ii vdit iiiv.wlm lt is
KiiiUII iKill Kit
tit. A few t-Mit-Hsi
tute-bcitefit
come tiom the
wry luil tiose
ii ttam jour
f.4, and It's
ukiitailt tu take.
It Cures
Dyspepsia, Kidney and Liver
Neurftlgbi, Troubles,
'Constipation, Bad Blood
Malurta, Nervous ailments
Women's complaints.
Get only the iTi-nuiii it ha. trowed red
f lines mi tltf wf-ii'tier. All otWri 1m1 ut-
sliluti's On it'criht of (wo ?c. ills tup we
will M'lul iti't ol l en Beaimiiii www
- I ir VUw mi ui book 1 1
f BKlV.VN CHEMICAL CO. BALriWORE, Ma
V."ftJNtfVSl"ll"
July 2G ly.
CAPES HOR SUMMER EVENING WEAR.
Let us take time for tbe good bye kiss
Wo shall go to the day's work with a sweet-
I orspirit foi it. Let us lake time to speak
I kind words to thoso we love, liy and by,
when they can no longer hear us, our fool
ishness will seem more wise than our best
wisdom Let us take time to be pleasant.
The small courtesies which we often omit
because they arc small will some day look
larger to us than the wealth which we have
I coveted or the fame for which we ban
struggled. Let us take time to get ac-
auainled wilh our famine s. The wealth
I you are accumulating may ho a doubtful
blessing to the s in who is a stranger to yi.u
Your beautifully kept house, busy mother,
. i .i j
Iean never be a nome to tue uaugnur
whom you have no lime to caress,
Christian Herald.
Guest "liy J eve, I've eaten such a
hearty dinner that I guess I'll havo to
go upslaits and sleep it off." Hotel clerk
"In that case, we'll have to charge you
wilh a meal taken to Join room."
lie "I heir you attend the Handel
and llaydn performances. Were you
present at the 'Creation?" She (indig
D' ly) "I suppose you will next want
to know if I sailed in Noah's ark"
Trilby, Trilby, give us your answer true.
What in the name of goodness have we
ever done to you?
Oh, wed with me; oh, bo my wife,
be the sunshine of your life."
Suushiiie! Ilnrnrsl" said the maid,
Such talk at ninety in the shade!"
riturtuixiofiAi. i a hi i.i.
IAMBS M. MJLI.BN,
wiLTiis..ASiai!
MULUb OAMIIL,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
WlLPON, N. C.
rrwtlra la thecoartaof HalUM anlNorthanpi
SioauillD theHupirniaand r,4ml rutirts. Uol
rtlutumada Id allnarUof Horta Carolina.
ub ism at lUll&i. N. 0.. own vt Mow
ar- an ' if
rjU. T. T. BOBS,
DENTIST,
Weldon, N. 0.
WOfflea over Emry A Pierce's f tore,
io-1. .x. t v , . '
J)R, W.J.WARD,&-
ENFIELD, N. C.
m.Offloaor Hantsu'i Droj Stort,
c01y.
ObamtMriaia-s wr ...---. . . . . . .
J, lll fnf torn Tvtlvr, Ball- uUn j... -
Rhtum, rald Head, Hon Nicies, I'bamwd better thai to be asking a woman her age.
Hands, Itehinij Pdes, Burns, Frost Biua, , ,
Chrm.lcSoiwKy.aOrwuUlsdtytlJC "- .
For sals by druofoUa at HO cants per noa. . ,"' r,., ",; "
TO BOIU OWllM. .. 1
Forrjottini ahnrseiaalitM healthy coo-1 u-i.ii. T....v. V.,.h V. T
lota of apprtiU, reliefs eooatlpaUon, correct La Cygne, Kan., was Isken with cholera
kidney disorders and destroy worms, givina morbus very severely, ino tiignt dom
mw Ufa to aa old or of ar-worked horse. 1(0 I ,i the bote! wbeie he was HoppinK hap-
ats per pacaaj tor sal y arttHwa, rf ()) g bo(llo of C'balll)M.raiD i
For sale J. N. Brown, Halifax, and I r. , : chocla 1Dci Diarrhusa Remedy
A. S. Harrison, hnfield. ,D(i a,e ,iree dom-s which nliefcd
him sad he thinks saved his life. Kfery
If you oould slip a belt on Cuba, ber family should keep this remedy al all
rerolutions would ran tba maohinery of times. No one can tell how soon it uisy
.. , , be needed. It costs out nine sou way
mo worm. . ... . . ..:.
DO IIW OJOaUn UI H.imk iuv. '-ft
..J MA.k.na ihii lifii nf aonifl member of
a f . kll -i,k . ""17 . ... ...
oemsuiuw fv i mwm uw..,.... rii. vj ro oeni uottsss
stuck of rheumatism. I used Chamber- b, j jj urewi( lUlifsx, Dr,
I !-!'. n.lm ami m Mimnleletv I . n . tC .11
I ' ' ' " i r ' I A. B. uarnsoi, nnueiu,
Ioureo. i nafo ainoe suvueu wauj wi
ny ftienda sad oostomers to try the rem
edy aod all spear, nigniy oi iu oimou
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CAl'SK OK THKTKOl'HI.K.
Tho Physiciiu-drcat Senll! young
lady, you say you had eh v.'ii di-he ol
ico cn'sm. four soda waler and a h mi
sandwich. Can you wonder why you're
lea?
The Younu Lady (foehlv)-lt must
have been the ham sandwich, I Biipposo
She "Tell me, when you were io the
army, were yoa eool is tbe hoar of das
gor?" Us "CoolT I sotua'ly shifs
a.
ON KOFI' 1 1 It MOimitNS.
They had been discussing the wuman
quinlion,
"Are you,' h iw'iired, "a new womau?
"Well," she auswi red sharply," I don't
think you or auyb ly else had b"tler call
me an old worn in
WEEDING.
Th "ups and downs" ot gardontng floldon Days.
ANSWKKKO,
"Johnny, dear," said his mother, who
was trying to inculcate a lesson in Indus
try, "what do you suppose mama would
do for you if you should come Io her
lomo day and tell her that you loved
yoir studies?"
"Lick me for tellin;! a lalsehood,
said dear little J ihnuy, with sweet frauk
ucss of youth
no mm:.
l!od asks us In live but one day at
lime. We kuow not what a day may
bring forth, but we can trust all wit
Him. Come suushiue or storm, sdverst
ty or prospenty, como what will, let us
listen for the geullc voice saying: "It
is I, be not afraid." A Christian, living
thus every day, will have such rest and
comfort that no sorrow or disappointment
can disturb.
"I guess," said tho shirp-noscd girl,
"that I will take the wind out of ber
sails." "Why," asked the nuBy girl,
'don't you be np to date and say take
tba wind out of her tires?"
The tourist "You seem to be proud
of your family title." The New York
Millionaire Akrosd (proudly) "(X
course I am. I paid for it is good hard
dollars."
THE WAY IT OOK8.
"What's Diok a doin' in oollcge ?"
"Preachio' in Greek."
"An' hie daddy?"
"'Plowis' is grata."
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Mr. .1 . 11. Shear io is still with me and
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(live luc a call.
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