I Jill! jil2! LgrragX 1 JOHIT W. SLEDGE, I'ltoi'iiiKTOR." VOL. IT V .A. ITEWSIP-A-IPIEIR, IF1 O IR, THE PEOPLE WELDON, N. C., THURSDAY, APRIL J), 1896. TEK3VLS:-1'5" IKK annum in advance NO. 51. ii ;' i '' NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. Health Restored ALL RUN DOWN No Strength nor Energy Miserable i.v -tin: EXTREME. Hands COVERED -Willi- SORES. CORED DY USIKC Ayer'sSarsaparilla ABOUT Till! EVE. K Curiniis Facta anj Tancics Abut the Opular Optics. "Severnl years :iir". my l.ton.l wns In O: bad cowliiion. niy s-rt'm all rim down, o; nml my B'nenil hi-alili very inn.-h im- o: 1'iilrcil. Sly Iniiuls with r.m-rr.l wilh o: lsi ue ..ies. iHu-liarKiiii! all tin- limo. I oi Mil nu strength nor ew-rtry :m.l n;v ltd- 02 t'-t'-t ''! IniM-lilhl.- In I'XIr. llil'. AC oj I'-t. I fMIIIIlllMICtMl Inliini; ,. r'S .S;ir-;i- Oj I'.irlllii ami soon nolii-efl a 4'li:niLrc fur tin' Oj Idler. Mv aiii.iii.i rciiini'-cl iiml with O: It. f ll-wi-.l stmictll. K.ii.-.tir;i !;.-! I.v mw re-nun, l k. i.t nn t ;t R i 1 1 tr Ihi-Snt-.imrilhi, lill I hail iiit .l six Ihiiii.'S. nml ll'V ImnMli was ri'slor. -!." A . A. 'I .Hi ss, piop. Harris ll.nsi., TIiiiiii.ii. V 1;,,. Ayer'SoSarsaparnia Admitted .? THE WORLD'S FA in grains of je 13 ly. WILLIAM FREEMAN, PORTRAIT ARTIST AND I'HO- tographer and dealer in FRAMES. EASELS.AMATEUR Supplies, etc. OLDriCTUKECOPYINOASPECIALTY Flint class work guaranteed. octlOly. 176 Main st Norfolk Va. TASTELESS MILL The upturned eye is typical of devo tion. W ide open eyes aro indicative of rash nous. The eye is really a sell-adjustable tele scope. Side glancing eyes are always to be .trusted. Tlie eyes should not be used in weak n or nick am. Brown eyes are said by occulists to be e strongest. Small eyes are commonly supposed to dicate cunninir. Nearsighted people almost always ave prominent eyes. The proper distance between the cyei the width of one eye. i here are from four to sis a(iieous humor in the eye. The downcast eye has in all ages been typical of modesty. Many eyes supposed to te black are only a deep orange brown. Eyes in rapid and constant motion be token anxiety, fear or care. People of melancholic temperament rarely have blue eyes. The eyes of fish and birds are rouud, with no angles at the corners. The chainelion is almost the only rep tile provided with an eyelid. The deer really weeps, its eyes being provided with lachrymal glands. Whenever blue occurs in the iris it is generally the predominant color. Eyes with long, sharp corners, indicate great discernment and penetration. tl omer attributed a protruding eye to uno. Me called her the ox eved Juno In all nocturnal animals the eyes are placed to louk forward, as in tho case ol man. The eye of the octopus is said to be black, laru'e and as vicious as that of the suake. The white of the eye showing beneath e iris is indicative of nobility of char acter. The eye of the serpent - seems to have u expression of intense hatred and ina bility. It Docs Nut Pay. mm, IS JUST AS COOD FOR ADULTS. WARRANTED. PRICE 50 cts. G At. att a, Ills., Nov. 1C, 1893. Part Mftdlritte Co., St. Louts, Mu. (Jflotlemeo: We nd ltui rear, TOO bottles of 3HOVK"rt TASTKLKkS CHILL TONIC hint bit to iouht three gross already this year. In all oar ex perti-nco of li years. Itt tiio drug biininosM, trnvo DOTer sold an article that guve mich universal soli SmUuu a jruur Tuuie. Voorstnilr, SOLD AND WARRANTED BY Dr.A.S.Harrison, ENFIELD, N. C. FINE GROCERIES ri terieS CHEAP GROCERIES. N- FRUITS & CONFECriONERIES. COME AND SEE. Come one, come all, both large anil small, Examine my stock, belore Imyi'ig at all. For uiv stock is complete unil prices low, To compete with the products the farmers (row, I thank my kind friends lor the patronage m tho pust And assure them all I'll he true to the last. And euarautoe them in every rcsnirt The good pun based from iue they'll nevei rngrt't, Therefore come nil, both large an I small, Fur I will deal honestly with yon 11K, Do not delay, coruo light away And make your pnrch.uM to day. J. 1.. JLUIKIN8. doc 13 ly. PBOFKSSIOXAL CAMIS OWAKI) ALSTON, H Attorney-at-Law II AMI' A ', N. t . oct M ly. 0 L L K M WJI.TKS . DAN1M. DANIEL, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, WBI.DOIf, M. C. Rraitle. In thecnnrMot HallfJnJNnrthm I innii In theSupreincaiKt Ffitorel ennru. t'ol -.nilnn.mB.l. In llnnrt.nf NnrLh (brolll!.. Rrannh ftM.Ui itH.Ul. N. 1!.. 0U6U .VOrT MOD 1. 1 ' IT D U. T. T. UOSS, m DENTIST Weldon, N. C. t90(Bce oVer Emry A Pierce's store. lO-lB-ly. Sam! Sam! Sam! Where the deuce that fellow?" I had rung the bell until I was tired d out of patience, and then called for him until I was out of brcatb, and still he did not como. If you want to know who I am allow mo to inform you that my name is George Boomerani', better known in Frnzcdona. here I reside, as Capt. Boomerang, lute of the army. I am a man of con derublo wealth, own tho finest houso in town and keep or did keep, a man by the name of Sam, whose duty it was to brush my clothes, hat and boots and adjust my it dues nut pay to liana one citizen because another oitiicn sells him liquor It docs not pay to have one citizen enn fined in the county jail because an tlier ei'izen Bold him liquor. It does not pay to have one citizen laced in the luoatio asylum because an ther citizen sold him liquor. It does not pay to have 50 working men ragged in order to have one saloon i-. t.i r dressed in broadcloth and fl u.-h ilh in incy. It duia nut pay to have ten smart, au- tive, intelligent boys transformed into hi. ves iu order to enable one man to ad an ea-y life by Belli ojr-iiiuor to in. It d ts not pay to have fiO working nicu and their families live on bone soup d hall' rations iu order that one saloon keeper may fl .uri-h on roast turkey and champagne. DISAPPOINTING. Mrs. Gummey (with deep curioity) Uh. Mrs. Ulandersl do lull mo atioui Mrs Tenspors scandal, woo t you: Mrs. Glandirs ,Mv dear, It is not nearly so ilr-attliil im ymi hope. Jui ADVERTl. KM KNTS. i J)R W.J WARD.fc- SimoB Dentist, ENFIELD, N. C, 3Offloeovei HarrUon'tDrng 8 tort, dee 90 ly. ' Dr. PIERCE'S Golden Medical DISCOVERY Cunt Mnely-elght per cent, of til cases of Consumption, In all Its Earlier Stages, Aiinnnirit h ttmtiv lielieved to be incttrn. hli. there iii the evidence of InindieiU of living wltnesMcH to me met inai, m so h earlier stanes, coniimptioii is a cuiable ,i:un..A r..i iiwru iviuh hut a larirt bet: rentage of nues, ami we Wwve.Jully jkf per t ent, are cured by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, even after the disease has processed an far as to induce repeated bleeding from the lonis, severe linnerinir conch Willi copious expectoration (includ intr tnlHicular i atlerl, Rrcal loss uf fleali ml f.neme eraariation and weakness. "M)o you doubt thai hundreds of such casta reported to us aa cured by " Golden Med ical Discovery " were genuine cases of lhat dread and falal disease ? You need not take .-.! rr it Th.v have, ill ntarlv every instance, been ao pronounced by the best and most experiences nonic pnysiviaMa, no inlerest vhatever in nna. represenlinir them, and who were often tronirly prejudiced and advised aajainst a trial of "Golden Medical Discovery," but who have been forced to confess that It anrpasaea, in curative power over thu fatal malady, all oilier medicine with which they are acquainted. Nasty cod liver oil and its filthy "emulsions and mixtures, had been tried in nearly all these cases and had eilher utterly failed to bene fit or had only aeemed to benefit a little for . '.i..,i i,.,.. li.tract of malt, whiskey, nd various preparations of the hvpophoa. philes had also been faithfully tried in vain. The photnirnipht of a tatire number or thou. Hired of coiwiimpllon, bronchitis, llnenii coughs, asthma, chronic nasal catarrh and kin dred maladies, have been skillfully reproduced h a area! Family Doctor Book of looo nam ilvlni name, and aildreaurl; lent on rmelpt al S.ldreM and ii u lit aurapi to pay poilan Snd wrapplna ontv. ) Addtw forsook, WOOD'S DtHJIiA Mt KU,MoUTiojclu0ai4.N.Vi J m SLYMPKINS' KEVENCE. : hi Won Her Fairly ani PourSlympkins was Wild with Rage. I refer to the wooden leg. Tho orig- iual leg ran against a cannon ball during our late unpleasantness, and I have never seen it since. Well, it was Sam's duty to tako that wooden leg off at night and to be on hand the morning to put it on beforo I got out of bed; and now you know why I was yelling, '-Sam! Sam! Sam!" And when I inform you that this was the morning of my wedding day perhaps you can imagine how anxious I was to ;et onto my legs as soon as possible Yes, ma'am, I was the lucky fellow that ha 1 walked into the affections on wooden leg, too of the handsomest girl in Frazcdona, and was that day to lead her to the altar. But I must get my leg on first, and, as Sam wouldn't or couldn't come, I rolled out of bed and went hopping around on ono foot to find my leg. Now, my dear reader, when the sur geon ttimnied my stump after that little flair with the cannon ball, ho sawed it off uncommonly short; so, perhaps you can faintly imagine my feelings when, after hopping around my room I found what I supposed to be my leg, but, upon attempting to adjust it, discovered that was intended to go on below my knee. "Do wooden legs shrink? that's just what I want to know," Baid I. And then I rang the bell and called "Sam! "Well, Samuel didn't come, but my ouaekeeper, Mrs. Bloom, did. -.iirs. oioom, i cried, "where is Sam.' She answered me through the keyhole of the door. "Ho left last night about 11 o clock took his trunk with him, and he said he was going to leavo town by the midnight train." I couldn't understand it at first. I always used Sam well, paid him good wages, and he had seemed perfectly conteuted with his situation, ami served me faithfully until now. Suddenly an idea stuck me and the whole ciuse uf Sam's perfidy was reveal ed to me "By heavens, it is Slympkins!" I yell ed. "Slympkius is tho cause of all my woe. Ho bribed Sam to stoat my leg on this, my wedding day, and leave this in sufficient prop in p!ace of it." Jim Slympkius is, or was, my rival. He is the only son of his father, who, by the way, is the m ist wealthy gentleman in Frazedooa. Consequently, Jim doesn't do anything Dut smoke cigars, drive around town behind his splendid gray and devote himself to the ladies general- I rather had the advantage of Slymp kius To be Bure, Slympkius had, or was expecting to have, much more wcalth'than I could boast of, but hadn' my face, you know, or anything like it, I was sorry for Slympkins, but hang it, my dear sir, what could I do? If he had chosen Miss Short, Miss Ginx, Jliss Bru.nl, or, in fact, any one but Mi Amelia Seymour, it would have been Will, iiul u was really absurd lor slyinp kins to suppose that I would allow him or any oilur man lo marry Amelia at least, whilo I had wooden leg. I would have given Slympkins ouy thing in reason, but it was truly ridicu lous tor bun to Hunk that I would giv Amelia I told her n aud then I fold ud her to in V breast, anil she t'll'le'l tnc to her breast, and I allowed her to sip the hooey from uiy ruby li a. Yes, I had woo her, aud poor Sly ui kins was fairly wild with rage. He ha sworn to bo revenged, but I laughed at his threats. I was seated at tho breakfast table sipping my eolTco half an hour afterwaid when Mrs Bloom, euuio j-uuniu in cry ing!" "Uh, Captain, I know alt about it!" "What, the leg?" ' Yes, I think so. My daughter Eliia says she saw Mr Slympkins give Sam some money last night." "Yes, I know it wa Slympkins." "More than that, Sam was married last night to Miss Seymour's maid, and they went off together by the 12 o'clock train. to be married today, and, by Jove, I want my leg." "Why don't you ask Slympkins for it?" "Yes, and bo laughed at. No, I don't intend to let him know anything about the trouble he has caused mc. Besides, I don't know that he has got it?" "But what are you going to do?" "Why, just as soon as I finish my breakfast I shall go to Mr Seymour's and tell him of the perfidy of my servant (and I shall take that leg to prove my statement), and unless he objects very strongly, I shall insist on being married upon crutches rather than to have the wedding postponed. That would please Slympkins too much. It's what he ex pects, but I'll disappoint him, by Jove!" I finished my coffee, and going to my chamber, I took the ownerless leg and wrapped it up. Then I came down, and ordering my carriage, rode out to Mr. Seymour's residence. The old gentleman met mc at the door. He took no notice of my crutches. With averted face he bade me good morning and led me into the parlor. 'I am sorry Capt. Boomerang, very sorry, but the wedding will have to be postponed." What! Not on my account I hope?" for you see I thought ho had 'already heard of my loss. "Amelia is" "What, my dear Amelia! Oh, has anything happened to her? Is she ill?" ' It's nothing serious, my dear cap tain. But is she ill? Oh, where is she? Let mc go to her. Do let me see her, She's in her boudoir. Go; perhaps you can comfort her." I did go. I burst into the room and found her lying on the sofa. I rushed forward to clasp her in my arms, but recoiled in surprise and amaze merit when I saw upon the chair in front of tho lounge upon which she was lying my Great hcaveos! Amelia, where did you get my leg?" For ytu see, I recog nized the limb instantly. "The le oh, George Henry, 1 1 can never be your wife," she sobbed, fixing her liquid orbs on the limb before her. "But where did you get my leg?" I reiterated, at the same lime unfolding the paper from the short one I had brought with me. Where did you get mine?" she screamed, hopping up from the lounge and clutching the limb that I still held in my hand. "Yours!" I gasped. "Mine!" "Oli! ibis is too much!" Amelia sat dow.n. ton, and for about two minutes we gazed into ono another' laces without speaking a word. At last I spoke. "Oh! Amelia, Slympkins has played a cruel joke upon us! He bribed your maid and my man to change these limbs.' "Yes, and now " "But luckily, wo have found it out in time, and the wedding can go on, as nothing had happened." "What, would you marry mo now?" "Now," I cried, clasping her to my breast, "I'd marry you if you hadn't to staod upon." Then kissed tho dear creature, while she laid her beautiful head upon my breast and cried for joy. "In conclusion lam happy to inform you lhat the wedding took place at precisely 2 o'clock that day. Slympkins was not there, and I have not seen him since, but when l do see him well, 1 11 wnto you about it. Tid Bits. Distance t-i a Star. Sir Kobe t Ball, astronomer royal of Ireland, iii his recent lecture to children on "The Wonders of Astronomy," niadi some astounding and interesting state moots, a great many of which are new to old as well as the young. Among other things he said that there are stars so mote that they would not yet have re Oeivod a telegraphic mcssugo lunouueing the birth uf Christ had it been ttarlc from Nazirelh on the first Chiistmas morning almost 1,!)UU years ago. An electricity travels about 1G,000 miles second. "But, my dear woman," said I. "I don't earo anything about whom he mar ried or where he has gone. The ques tion is, has he carried my leg with him?" Why, -I'm sure I don't know." "Well, that is Just what I want to know, ma'am. This isn't a time for trifling. You must remember that I am They Disagreed- Lsnghy "Don't you thiuk Jac! treats things altogether too seriously ?" Seaber "Not much! He took ill; S3 bill I was kind en lugh to loan last mouth and has treated it as a ever since." J' BRINGING THE STARS TO EARTH. ; are Living in an Age of Wonders, and Hence e Really Wonder at Nothing That Hardens. I'p to the present timo it has been the elusive privilege of astronomers, poets d dreamers to communicato with the stars, hven the astronomers have not een more than superficially successful. Poet and dreamers had almost a mono poly. Everybody knows about tho ymcstcr who propounded the inquiry, Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are," but there is no record of his having received a reply, and probably he is wondering yet unless e has passed from the mundane sphere and found out for himself. It appears owever, that we, who shall be fortunate enough to see the twentieth century, shall wonder no longer as to the stars, but shall know the why and the where fore, and hold converse with them even we do with our friends in Europe or sia, or Alrica, or Australia. We are living in an age of wonders, and hence we really wonder at nothing lhat hop- pens Our communication with the stars is not to be a psychological process, but something lhat the eye can behold and the hand grasp. So Nicola Tesla, says, that wonderful young wizard, who plays with electricity as a school boy does with spray of water, who lets millions of volts of the subtle fluid pass through bis body without being affected by the con tact. Ho believes that electricity will ultimately slove the mystery of life and death itself, and that it is the key with which not only all the storehouses of nowledge will be unlocked, but which iu all things, great and small, that go to increase the comfort and happiness of mankind, is to be our handmaid am helper. Tesla is nu enthusiast in his field of investigation, but no dreamer, no mere theorist. All his experimentation is con ducted with a view to practical results. So, when he was asked recently if i were true that he is perfecting an instru ment with which it will be possible t communicate with the planets, be admit led that such an appliance might be perfected in time, though not just at the present moment. "Perfection," he said 'may come in ten minutes, and peril not fur years." The reply points to the probability of such terrestro stellar iuter communication, lesla does not dou1 the ultimato fact, he merely refuses to indicate the time. Meanwhile, however, ho labors with his oscillator, an instrument, the perfec tion of which will work a revolution tho whole field of electrical activity. Ever since men first bagan to experiment with electricity, their aim has been to cheapen its production, to generate il without heal; to make the "circumambicut air" furnish the material. Instantaneous generation of electricity without the adventitious aid of secondary power is aimed at. That problem, Tesla declares, will be solved when his oscillator is per feeted. When that moment arrives it wilt be possible, he says, to tigoal all parts of the earth simultaneously; in fact, there will be no limit to possibilities. Electric light and electric beat will be so cheap that they will be substituted fur all other fuel and illuminanls. A man will be able to take a handful of electricity out of the atmosphere and make it per form domestic duty. Some people will smile at all this and shake their heads and say; "It cannot be." These doubting Thomases also re pudiated the possibilities of the telegraph and ihe telephone, of elrctric light and electric bent, of phonograph and kineto scope. But the marvelous strides which electrical invention has taken within even the brief space of a quarter of a century and the admitted fact that we are yet ou the threshold of its storehouse of wonders niaku Teslu's nwninn ;.pp'ar mil oral instead of fantastic 'I ho twentieth century man and worn in m iy see nothing so very straugu iu bringing thu stars duwu toeunh Washington Tunes. "The old time corn shuckiogs and log "Well, sir," said a stalwart looking rollings havo played out in tho land of fireman the other day, "we fellows don't the south." remarked a Geor"ia fanner have much lime foi looking about for from Elbert county, the conversation finds when a hou-e is burning ami per timing to farm life und its joys. "Yes, haps people's lives areut stake, yot we do ouo rarely ever sees the genuine old lime eoino across things occasionally Georgia corn shucking these days. You "A brother wearer nf the hrasit helinet sec, for a number of years tho farmers of used to tell how he was once at a fire this section of countty did nut grow and a big one, loo and iu making his nough corn to have a respectable corn way through tho house positively saw shucking, and ns for log rollings the bunk notes burning away like so many farmers have not been in Iho humor of pipe lights, lie picked up as many as ate years to clear up much new ground ho possibly could, stuffed them in his land, and for this reason there has been pockets and went on with his work. RIRAL GEORGIA JOYS. WHAT FIREMEN I INT). The Old Time Logrollings and Lorn Shuck I hey Tick 1 1 unms Articles Nunelities. ings Are Things of the Past. A Touching Incident. ADVERTISEMENTS. R EMULATOR no occasion for log rolling." A listener wanted to know what was lug rolling anyhow. "Why, have you never heard of (he ; rollings we used to have in this country: asked the larmcr. "Ihen you've missed half your life. 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Zoilin & Co., riiilatlclphlo, Paw mm After the conflagration had ceased the man who was left in charge picked up among the embers an old fashioned pepper box black and charred filled with silver dollars, and a further search brought? a to a number of rare old silver srLons. I have myself found two or three for years and years. The farmer who checkbooks, and once a set of false teeth, had cleared a new ground, when the trees which I popped in my pocket and soon had all been cut down and the brush after was able to return to the owner, clipped off and burned, wanted to get all who proved his right to possess them the logs off the field before he could cul- without a doubt. I once brought out a tivate it. Therefore he would give what genuine Stradivarius a violin worth is called a log rolling, to which he would several hundreds of dollars while dia invitc all the darkies and laborers on the monds and other jewelry have been saved neighboring farms on some suitable day in plenty, There was no compensation in it, for it "Indeed there are a thousand and one was a picnic, though you would never things a fireman finds and saves, though ....... ... . , . I ii nu ILI IU IILI think it tor it was the hardest sort ot pcrnaps mat wnicn gave me mc greatest rMtrLot Manhood. Cnrm aineMea. Nervosa work. The darkie9 all would come in satisfaction was an old rag doll. It was high glee, knowing that a great jug of a touohing little incident and quite true. whisky would be dished out to them, and "It happened at a big fire, and in the that a big dinner would be given by the midst of the excitement which I assure landloid who nave the loir rollinsr. What vou few people realize the word went is meant by rolling logs is putting a forth that a little child was'up stairs. handslick under them, with a darkey at I don't want to boast, but away I went, each end of the stick and lifting the logs I found her on the second floor, asleep from the ground and then conveying in her little crib, with this old dolly by them to a pilo here and there and there her side. I caught the child in my arms about the new ground, where they would and she awoke. She looked up m my be burned later. face and seemed to understand that I The fun came in with the rivalry was saving her from the flames . among the darkies to see who was the " 'Dolly! Doily! she cried champion lifter of the day. They would "The next instant aye, quicker than have great straps of leather that went it takes to tell you I had tho old rag over their shoulders in a loop, and doll, and my pals told mc that if any through this loop they would slick their artist could only havo painted us as we handstieks, sometimes enabling them to appeared me with the youngster in my lilt wilh their hands and their whole arms, and she cuddling up her treasure bodies at the same time, throwing their why, thero wouldn t have been anoth strength against their opponent, who had er picture in the land to touch it !" b ild of the other end of tho hundstiek Bostou Traveller. under the log. This strap of leather for simo reason was called un 'Alabama. It was great lun to see them strninuig their very lives away under tho great, heavy logs here and there about the field. When night came on, the frolic wound up with a great dance and 'hot suppei,' as they called it, iu the kitchen." 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"Salesman?'' echoed the boss, laugh ing harshly, "l got statesman to sell. TIIL: PHILOSOPHY OF GOWNS. Men Sever Praise the Guwisuf Women they Dislike. Lilian Bell discusses "The Philosophy of Clothes" most interestingly iu April Ladies' Home Journal. Sho declares that "there is a hollowness about having a man praise your gowns when you know he doesn't know what be is talking about. When a man praises your clothes he is always praising you in them. You never will hear a man praise even the good dressing of a woman whom he dislikes. lint girls who positively hale another girl often will add, 'Hut she certainly does know how to d "Aud so the experienced woman wears Just now everybody is beginning to take a Spring Medicine. And it is a I tood thing to do provided you take Sim mons Liver Regulator the best Spring Medicine. It's a sluggishg liver that clogs the system and makes bad blood. A doso a day of Simmons Liver Regula tor will make a new man ot you, aod a new woman too. Look for the Red Z on the package. It is Simmons Liver Regulutor you want. CURRIER & UNDERHILL, BOSTON ONE PRICE Clothing House, Wholesale and Retail Dealers In FINE CLOTHING, Gcutlemen's Furnishing Goods, UU, Caps, Trunks, Etc. Cor. Sycamore aud Bank Stl., my 23 Iy. Petersburg, Va, N1NB TIMi:STllKKE. Throe things lo love courage, gentle ness and atteetion. W. E. ARMSTRONG & COS Wholesale and retail DRUGGISTS, 225 Sycamore St., Petersburg, Va. IA.A11 mail orders receive oromnt ner mi -!. i r jiiree tnings to govern temper, soual attention. my231y. tongue and conduct. Alii He's Single. To "Why d ies such a clever, capable, ix oellen' :;irl us Miss Proper remain un man id?'' "Uh, the boys are all afraid to propose to her " "Afraid she won't accept?' "No Afraid she nill " Jusi as Raj. 1 Papa, what is a 'walk in life?" "It that procession, my boy, in which every body has to run like mad, or get left Chieago Record. FOKOVUK KIKTY YEARS Mrs. Winslow'a Soothing Syrup has bee used for over fitly years by millions of mothers for children, while teething, wilh perfect sncoesa. It soothes the child, softens ihe gums, allays all pain, euros wind onlic, and is tho best remedy for Pinrrhopi, It will relieve the poor little a ifferer immediately. Sold by druggists io every part of the world. 25 cents a battle. Bo sure and ask for "Mrs. Wins low's Soothing Syrup," and take io oth er kind. , ' I admit that Rogers is a meek 1 it t lo fellow, but h ! is not tho kind of man should like to meet Gvo miles from home on a dark night." "IMiaw! Why not?" "Ho would insist upon you accompany tng him home for protection." Sure on one Point. "Out Into last night, eh? What time did the clock say when you got in?" "I don't remember whit tho clock aid, but I will never forget what my wile said!" ' - Three things to think about life, death and eternity. Three tilings to fight for honor, her expensive clothes for other women country and home. and produces her 'cffe.'ts' for men. She Three things lo hale cruelty, arro- wears scat let on a cold or raw day, and gance and ingratitude. the eyes of the men light up when they see her. It makes her look cheerful and bright and warm. She wears gray when sho wants to look demure. Let a nun bewaro of a woman in silvery gray. Shi looks so ipliet and d ivcliko and gentle that sho has disann ul him beforo sh has spoken ouo word, and ho will snuggle down be.-ido her and let her turn his mind an 1 his pocket wrong side out. A woman oilln t l"ok designing in a light gray il sue tried tie dotes upon the girl io pale blue. Palu bluo naturally suggests to bis mind the sort of girl who can wear it, which is generally a blonde with soli, fluffy hair, fair skin and blue eyes appealing, trustful, baby-blue eyes. The F.mtty House. Three things to delight in fraukness, trecdoin and beauty. Three things to wish for health friends and a cheerful spirit. Ihree things to avoid idleness, lomiacity and flippant jesting. I hreo things to admire intellectual power, dignity and gracefulness. NKW ADVKKTISKMKNTS. E. H. PRITCHETT& CO., PETERSBURG, VA. Successors to Mitchell Co.'a BOOK STORE. STANDARD PATTERNS, FASHION SHEETS FREE. Give us a call. my 23 ljr The ancient apple tree that stands Beside the black, decaying eaves Once moro has both her crooked ban ds Half full of Maytime flowers and leaves, But the old gray house where the gold haired children Blossomed out from window and door At the early kiss of the May sunshine POWDER ALLIANCE EXCHANCE, Sells o n commission Tobacco, Wheat, Com, Cotton, PoanuU, Hogs, Poultry, and all kimls of COUNTRY PRODUCE, and keep on hand General Merchandise. We will hny on order anything it farmer may need. Guanoa a specialty. Let na hear from you. Hogsheads furnished on appll J. C SMITH, Agent, my 23 ly Petmhnrg, Va HUDSON'S- Absolutely Pure. A cream of tartar baking powder. The old gray house will bloom no more. Highest of all in leavening strength. Latest U. S. Government Food Report. HOTAL BAKING FOWDIR CO. 108 Wall St.,N Y. 187 Main it., Not folk, Va. LADIES' AND GENTLEMEN'S DINIRd ROOM. ALL MEALS 26 CENTS. SVRPASSIXQ COFFEE A SPECIALTY J. R. HUDSON, Proprietor. The Best of Everything In Seaaon. octlOlyr. In that old apple tree ai;ain Their loving nest tho bluebirds fill; lhcy warblo to the mud spring rain. With music soft the mornings thrill, But the old gray house with her vacant windows, Where never a rosy check is pressed, w nere an is suenoe ana void aid shadow, No birds como back to her empty nest. "Tatk may be cheap," says tho Mana- vunk Philosopher, "but-the man who re- STEEL WEB PICKET LAWJI FtraCE l.ina . Larfmi. Lnnn Iff.. 1 ' Por V.rrt, Cemetery ud Orrnv. Loto ; Po.ltrv and tains a lawyer knows Uittereotly. i 0llri, rm.m pii ho. c.iiie.nd Ho, I Philadelphia Record. iti ll 11 1 Fnxm. Wo ray Ik riwlttht. Ctumjue FrM. K. L. aiULLaJMltlML, ATUITA, Uk. pETERSBIITHiCO.,-wi "THE LEADERS OF LOW PRICES," - Importers, wholesale and retail dealers; in FOREIGN AND DOME8TI0 DRY - GOOD3, No. 144 Main attest, Notidk, Xm V I 1 c rf

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