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11, THE NEWS, WELDON, NORTH CAROLINA. Cleanliness is next to Godliness change clothes frequently big wash of course not much trouble though. Use RUB-NO-MORE CARBO NAPTHA SOAP. No rubbing -clothes soon on line sweet and clean. Rl'B-NO-MORE CARBO NAPTHA SOAP should also be used to wash . the finest fabric. It purifies the linens. Makes it sweet mid sanitary. It does nut need but water. Carbo Disinfects Naptha Cleans RIB-NO-MORE RIB-NO-MORE Cirbo Nsptlu Soap Winning Powder Fhe Cents All Grocers The Rub-NVMiire Co., Ft.Waync.Ind. 2 for 25c Bargain Fins Embroidered III Size l tut) years. SI in It of tint) lawn, llnn and pi ii tf ham In all faM col ors. Ia bending nu-ney order or stamps, men tloa size, CAUr and ma terial. Saiiltarv nliops; skilled workmen, I.WITUN. Mfr. 'WtfJX'- Shmals, Spanish Tile EVE KY THING IN SHEET METAL eUlLOINS MATERIAL BC3T THAT MOHtV CAN BUY pv rut mtitiiT wai't' -p itii ncitii' coins AFRICAN GARB TOO ADVANCED Church Women Are Startled at Cos tumes They Are Requested to Wear. 1 A story of how a women's misst un ary society of a church at Hush illr. Ind., planned to give entertainment 1 and use some costumes that were to 1 be received from Africa is going the rounds. The society prepared for the arrival of a box of curios, which was j to be sent by a missionary In Africa. A letter explaining the contents of j the box said there would be two ' dress worn by the native women of 1 Africa. Arrangements were completed for the entertainment, and two wo:u- ; en were selected to wear the native- j costume Since the arrival of the box. the subject of the proposed enter ' tainrnent 1b one that admits only of conversation behind the palm of one' hand. The costumes consisted of two strings of hads, with a frlnue a few Inches long They were nut worn by the Kushville women. SULPHUR THE GREAT HOME REMEDY Mr. Warren C. Cares, ids So. Ohio Ave., Columbus, Ohio, writes iu fol lows: "I Buffered Intensely from Eczema which covered my body and arms. After trying three physi cians and one skin specialist and -9 different ointments and lotions, I ac eluYntally learned of Hancock's Sul phur Compound and'Oimrnent. I tried them and the ("rut application gave me Instant relief from that awful iching. I persisted in their use and t.i one week I had hardly a trace rf the erup tion." If any reader questions tlili testimonial as not being bun., fide ami unsolicited, nn inquiry pen: to rh ad dress above, enclosing pot.'.t." will convince anyone beyond oi'-finn Hancock's Sulphur t'ompnmid and Ointment are sold by u!l I";ibr Hun cock Uquld Sulphur Co., Haltlmore, Md -Adv. A Honking Clock. Salesman- H-n-'s .tn nhrni t-i.-ck that's guaranteed positively ttt n ake a fellow iump our of bed Mr T.ird.-e That s what tU- all pay but let's heir it ring Sa'i'riiuiin- It do.'sn t rii:c it honks - Fuck When? the Wster Is. ll.Tcon -1 pee a teVpliopp r miin ti ter n,:it works p(rf' ily i hen nmi ph ' ly subnn-red in water a n 'v el'y Kp.''rt -How do fht'v kt-ov.- It wil' "Mraus-1 thcy'vt t. sird it . .v.:. :n Wall street " For 75 years Wright's Indian Y table pills hnv been their own recom mendation in conditions of upset stom ach, liver and bowels. If you luv-i not tried ther a test now will prove their benefit to you. Send for free sample to 372 IVarl St . New York. Adv. Wise. "I don't want to hrng about myself. I've done many foolish things hi- my time, i,, it I've been wise In one way." 'What is that?" I never had the idea Hut 1 could paper a bedroom myself" Hetroit Frew Press. For poison Ivy use Hanford's Bal aam. Adv. Cnsavory notoriety will often win as much money on the stage as "Merited fame. Women's Times of Dancer WnmeQ tfTer a irreat 'leal fhmi Shiner dlttrnt, 'ftteir lii-l.Mir life. tltH eli-tlilng (.tut Uslnrf itr til Ulhl U, wrtkfii the kl.lnt. W fimu life iaehi.lf Huh nf ititi"e thait r-f r tn (' - bMnm-a wenk inl tudtttrt limk'if lek.'he. heJ- Si'he.iliiicltteM.nemtUxDeKi-.ii'luriiitu')- Ilia. Ptiinipt trt-atuient. hnwwver will STert th danger uf dropay, (ravel, ir faui Hrirht'i iIimm. TultA luari'l Kl.lnv P',Tt. hnat m'M-iiinenJtHl, icii klliey feme iy. Dmn'i are uaeil auee(fiiltr thr'tulioitt the olvlMaed world -bave trugat dm life aoil h utreDgtA tu IhouMtida of Ureil, r-wr rara ulaouural wam-D. "I A North Carollaa Ca Mr. W A. Urlvy, fl Pvniand St., Aahvllle, N C Myi: "I wm terribly sick with kidney complaint. I tot MrvuuE. had ditty BcadaehM and auff.-r.-d froaa eorneta over my kid awrs. 1 had -H-v-r bark ebe and rmild hnrdiy ti-alfhlen. Ian Kidney P1!l tepn4 the palna an l aeha and made aty kid ney normal. am certain ly traittui." Cm DtMi'i at Kmj SIom. SO Bos DOAN'S'f'.ViV -OmMULBUkN CO. IUFTAU). n. v. GLIMPSES OF THE PAST. ! "Xantippe," ventured Socrates, "if I : should be a Utile later than usual in ! coming home to dinner this evening, on account of a pressure of business, ; would It make any difference?" "It would!" snapped Xantippe. "Would that difference," he inquired, "differ materially from the little dif ferences we have had at different , times in the past?" 1 "Wb-what? Yes. It would!" ! "Ha! ivm't you Bee, then that to differ from previous differences Is dtf i ferhiK differentially front " ' "Stop rlKht there!" exclaimed Xan tippe. "You can use your little copy I righted 'Socratlc method of nnruing ' on other people, but don't you try it 1 on jour wife or you r Kinng to have trouble!" 1 Somite didn't pursue the subject any further and he came home to dinner that evening on time. Family Connectloni. A Persian merchant, complaining of some unjust sentence, was told by th : Juilge to go to the cadi. "Hut the. cinll Is your uncle," pro- l tented the. plaintiff. "To the sultan then " j "Hut his favorite sultana la your I nloco." "Well, then, go to the devil!" "Ah, that is stih a closer connec tion," said the merchant, nd he left the court in despair. -Boston Trans cript. Same filng. "So you've become a lawyer. Hast us?" "Yes, Bah." "Like it better than being a wait er?" "Oh, yes, sah." "Hut how about the tips?" "Oh. 1 gets 'em. sah." "You get them?" "Yes, sah; 1 gets 'em; but I call m retaining fees now, sah." EXPERT MOUNTAINEERS. "Wo went all through Europe " "Po much climbing?" "Considerable. At every customs houHe we had to hunt our trunks." What Caused It. "1'oor Hinks," said the wise g'iy, "I'm awfully sorry for him" "What's the matter with him?" asked the grouch "The poor fellow n suffered a com plete loss of memory," taid the wise guy. "Ynu don Y tell me!" exclaimed the grouch. "What caused if " 'Mi- borrowed $ !0 from me about three months ago." roHi''d the wise giy -Cincinnati Kn inirer IU Love Charm. The Third Wooer -That portrait of you. heart s dearest, is a speaking likeness to me Hauuhty Heiress ! suppose it is. Money t.ilk.-t His Business. "Wh:it business Is that man in" "A verv shady one " "Y''ii doii't say"' ' He l,.oks up all the queer thltitiH on family trees." Willie Wants to Know. "Ma " "What is it. Willie" ' "Is a ''-wfet tooth' a toth from a honey comb" - Rost-in Tmnseript Mean Brute. It Mtyrt here fhat wouhti are going tn wear vests,'' said Mrs. flabb. "No chance." growfrd Mr. tiabb. "V"sis do not hook up the back " Their Class. How can Iovh letters b classed In a business way''" "1 should think they would come under the head of promissory notes." It Should Make a Difference. "Y'ju are always worrying and 1 never worry' 1 don't see what in the world you should worry for w hen I don't!" "I have mora reason for worrying than you have. I married you and you married me." Evolution. "I always feel like n nionkev when I hsni; to a simp In ft trolley car " ' "Of course. There is scarcely sny i thing people do nowmluys thai Is more ; snitKeat've of their Blmlsn origin," Troubla Either Wy. ! "'.Vho nre those two w-ry looklns; m,in who both admit they are afrnld j to r home?" "(me.' replied M.ss Cayenne. "Is ! the husband of a suffragist, and the other Is the husband of an antl-auf-! frairlsf Over Ulattr, Perhaps. ( aaey H hear ye wor mixed up In a free folnht the other evenln'. Miilllnan Free, Is lit! Bhure It cost me tin dollars In coort the neit mornln'. - Hoston ETenln Transcript Danger In Mixlra Salt. There Is risk In mlilng aalt In dry mash, as It Is Impossible to distribute It evenly. It la Injurious to a fowl to at too much of It The only safe way la to (Ira It In wet mash. The proper way of mliini la to use about a table spoonful to a gallon of water. After allowing ton aalt to dlasolre use the water for mixing the mash. Ixsrcis for Colts. Sea that the (rowing col is have plenty of txtrclta. 'lift ENOUGH SAID. ft Cl A. B J '. "1 started to tell my wife about a woman who started to make her own fall kow u." "Weir" 'She capped my story with one about a man who made a million dol lars." Diplomatic College I Tofessor You've asked permission to go buggy riding with this young man; you know the nilea of the college. Is he a relative? iltrl Student No, sir. College Professor--Are you engaged to him? (iirl Student No, sir; but I expect to bo before we get back. Still When They Lose. Church I see crowds In motion on grand stands and similar structures exert a strain equal to about one hun dred and seventy-five per cent of their weight. Gotham - That refers to the times when the home team is winning, I guess. Overdoing It. He It is only a month since I met you, MIfs Kthel, yet I feel as If I had known you years and years and years. She--Weil, you needn't pj)p on the yars so thick One would think I was forty instead of eighteen. Bos ton Evening Transcript. Delicate Distinction. Silas Well, Ilez, you laugh at ! eugenics, but truly would you like to marry a delicate girl1 i Ilez I would much prefer her to ; an Indelicate one. Unhealthy Atmosphere. VlMtor It appears that you have quite a schism In your church. I'eacon Yes, and 1 can't understand It. The janitor aired tho building all day Saturday. Saucy. Miss Sally ! you admire Hot 1 1 celli. Mr. llobhs? Mr. llobhs A trifle too strong. Miss Sally; Worcestershire In more to mf taste. Good for Centipedes. She -I read that a London profes sor asserts that at an altlfure of f. nnn ftet corns cease from troubling He- Yes, but nobody ever has fi,000 feet. Its Fitness. "The pillory ought to be revive,! for frenzied lin.inclera." "Why so?" ".lust the place for stocks and bonds." A LA MODE. 5. i1.s4, -'4 'i Ray What do you think of my out ing suit" Moe I think It is a shouting BuiL The Optimist. p!nrf ill in 'I r-ttfrti 1 1 npitttilut, Wfi"'- In nil aca'.nri s'innv. ilr In i;Va when a-e v-rv fmil, A nit HtiiiU-H lien i hev'te not funnv. Lucky Centaur. "What was a Centaur?" "He was a mnn whom nature pro vided for In such a way as to make sure he could go Into a horse show and attract as much admiring atten tion as tho horse." Heartless. "Mllgglns Is a dreadful man to argui with" "Does he lose his temper?" 'No. He's bo heartless that he laughs when the other fellow loses his temper." The Subdued Host. "Armt ynu going to Join tn the dance T' "No," replied Mr, Cumroi "I'm glv ing tula party so (hat muther and the girts can enjoy themselves. When ever I break tn and try to enjoy my self ! spoil everything." Brisk. "Pretty brisk villa, they tell me.M "Hiisk! I should say ft was brisk! There ain't a bachelor tn it an' there's only two old maids, an nei ther o' them is more' a twenty-seven. " Good Chicken to it! now. Good matlngs are six to ten hens of the Asiatic class (H rah mas, Coch ins, ete.; ten to fourteen of the Amer ican elass (Plymouth. Rocks, Wyan dottee, Mc), and fourteen to twenty of the Mediterranean class (Ighoms, Mlnoreas, etc.). Profitable Porker, The porker that makes the profit Is the porker that Is never allowed to top tn growth. Rig growth and early to market makes big profit. MEDICAL TEST EVERY YEAR Doctor Says Most Diseases Would Be Early Recognized and Could Be Curvd, We have heard too much about the rights of the Individual; let us know more about his duties. Too much stress has been laid on the sacred uees of private property and too Httlu on the duty of all to contribute to the welfare of the whole. Preventive medicine has demonstrated in a prac tical way the force of the Hlbllcai statements that no man llveth to him self alone, and that ever?' man is his brother's keeper. If preventive medicine la to bestow on man its richest service, the time must come when every cttUen will submit himself to a thorough medical examination once a year or ofteiier. The benefits which would result from such a service are so evident to med ical men that retail is not desirable. hen recognized In their early stages most of the disease which now pre vail are amenable to treatment. The early recognltfon of tuberculosis, can cer and heart disease, with the elim ination of the more acute infectious disease, would add something like fifteen years to the average life, be cliles saving much in Invalidism and suffering The ultimate goal of science Is the domination of the forces of nature and their utilization in promoting the welfare of mankind Science must discover the facts and medicine must make the application for either cure of prevention. Victor C. Vaughan, M. P.. in the Journal of the American Medical Association. FACE COVERED WITH PIMPLES RESINOL CURED Atlanta, Oa., April 24. "My face was covered with pimples which de fied creams, soaps ami cosmetics They ware, a source of conBtant mlliatkm to n;e. By the time 1 h:ui finished a cake of resinol soap and half a jar of rvstiiol ointment, my skin was Boft as velvet, and as smooth. My friends were fciunned, and every one asked me what I had done. When I told them. I think they hardly be lieved it, for the transformation was pimply wonderful. Since then I have been using resinol soap and shall nev er be without it again, for I have learned the. delkhis of a clear, soft, beautiful complexion that may be at tained by its constant use." I Signed t Miss E. P. tlndills, 2M South I'ryor St. RcHinul ointment and resinol Boap stop itelilr.g Instantly and Bpeedlly he.il eczema, and other Bkin humors, dandruff sunburn, sores, burns and piles. Sold by every druggist. Adv. Choosing a location. It teems us though some plan should be evolved by which every boy and girl, on finishing school, could take up seriously the work of life imme diate after vacation days are past. The only way to get things tn these days, a In all times. Is to "go and fetch them." The danger of drifting and wailing for something to turn up has mined the career of many a brkht young man loafing is a dan gerous habit. In the curriculum of schools and colleges, one important phase of education-that of training young people how to meet and mingle with men of affairs seems to be overlooked. This is caused partially by the fact that b islnt ss men are seldom seen about institutions of learning. They nre too busy During the last year In school an effort should be made to bring the ttmients into personal contact with representatives of various enterprises that are employing and requiring help. Iii this way many of the difficulties in recruiting their own payrolls would be eliminated and American boys and girls would bo given a fairer and more encouraging opportunity of hmliiig their initial place In the multitude of competitors. National Magazine. A Dibloyal Parrot. The doorkeeper at one of the places the king and queen of Kngland were expected to visit had two Met parrots one rather stupid and the other very : Intelligent and talkative. Very care fully he taught the talkative parrot to say: "tied rave the King'" in honor of the royal visitors, and the parrot was ! so delighted wi'h the new phrase that 1 It would say nothing else, repeating it j nt break neck speed every time any- j body looked at him. The other parrot, j on the contrary, refused tn sav a word. ! maintaining a cold and dignified silence. j When their majesties arrived, and were passing through the hall where the parrots were kept, the talkative parrot suddenly scream, d: "(lod save the king tlod save the king' Cod save the king'" To Its owner's delight, their majt s tles Ftnlling broadly, paused to speak to the bird, and the parrot, apparently just as deilghtnd. repeated his remark, enthusiastically: "Cod save the king! (iod save the king! (rod save the king!" Instantly the other parrot, having disgustedly turned its back on the rov allies, croaked out: "Silly ass! Shut up'" King (ieorge roared with laughter. GOOD CHANGE. Coffee to Postum. The large army of persons who have found relief from many chronic ailments by changing from coffee to Postum as a daily tMVurage. Is grow ing; each day. It is only a simple question of try ing tt for oneself in order to know the Joy of returning health as realized by an Ills young lady. She writes. ' I hud been a coffee drinker marly all my llf and It affected my stoma h caused Insomnia and I was seldom without a, headache, I had heard about Postum and how beneficial it was, so concluded to quit coffee and try It. "I was delighted with the change. I can how sleep well and Belilom ever have headache. My stomach has got ten strung and I can eat without suf fering afterwards. I think mj wholo system greatly bene tiled by HoHtu.n. "My brother also suffered from stomach trouble while he drank cof fee, but now, since using Postum, he feels so much better he would not go back to coffee for anything." Name given by Postum Co., Pattle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville," In pkgs. Postum comes tn two forms: Regular Postum must be well boiled 15c and 2&c packages. Instant Postum Is a soluble pow der. A teaapoonful dissolves quickly tn a cup of hot water and, with cream and sugar, makes a delicious beverage Instantly 30c and 5o tins. The cost per cup of both kinds Is about the fame. "There's a Reason" for Postum. sold by Orocera- OlT-or-QDIiNW SAYS CREOLES ARE Orleans well; hut it was the New Orleans of old, the New Orleans of the Creoles who have lived nil their lives thorn Into, old ago who have never been north of Canal street, the main thoroughfare." Hut, whatever may be the fate of Creole customs and traditions, cer tainly they are far trotu dying out, if Colonel Kstoplnal he taken as a type, lie has ten living sons, all grown and every one a mngnllleent specimen of voting manhoiKi lie, himself, endowed with an alertness of mind and activ ity of body rarely found beyond the morning of life, might well pass as his own son. DIDN'T KNtw CONGRESSMAN KENT Perhaps the worst of all the petty annoyances that beset a congress man's path Is to have some of tho swarm of employes about tho capltol fall to leeotnlze lilm "And this, Irritating at all times, becomes a source of extreme mortifi cation If any of your constituents hap pen in he around," observed Repre sentative Kent of California, comment ing on a recent contact with this briery little thorn along the congres sional trull. "Some friends from home, to whom I wished to show special attention, dropped in on me," be said, "and I devoted myself to showing them about the capltol. They were keenly alivo to the distinction of having their rep resentative personally conduct them, and were profuse In their expressions of regard for my courtesy hence tho situation was all the more embarrass ing when, on seeking to enter the members' gallery. I was incontinently halted by a raw and Ignorant assistant-Bomething-or-other and curtly forbid den to enter. "Of course. It was all straightened out and the fetlow apologized. Hut the damage had been done. After that miserable little episode things were different tn that party. The paint had come off the doll nnd I could feel that they felt I must be small potatoes if an Insignificant little whiffet like that didn't know w ho I was. You see, they couldn't get out of their back home way of looking at a congressman. Hack there, everybody knows him; even the boy who brings the groceries knows him by eight and to (lnd some ono right here under the very dome who does not! "And the worst of It nil is you cannot explain to them that there nre 4t0 of us right here; explaining would only magnify it. "So, you just have to let them take home the memory of you with the sawdust leaking out!" CONGRESSMAN HENRY'S WITNESSES j i . ! tesii:: Imp-as, the north wind, and snow and sleet and driving storm and biting cold They are testifying to their presence here nt thin season tn their comliined attendance upon the Inauguration ceremonies of President Taft. What better witnesses does this committee ask than ihese?" BRILLIANT MME. POINCARE Mere ts a love story- nil the way from Ktanco A husband risks mis representation and even ridicule to honor his wife, nnd he Is president! The gallantry and couraye of I Mine-are have made presidents' wives enial to queens. M me. 1'oineare's posit Ion is, o! course, as delicate as brilliant. One of the republic's doc m as Is that France regimes no (pie u. For In stance, heretofore when a French president drove In state to Long ehitmp'v honoring commerce, sport and fashion in the culmination of the sousou, no hod y noticed if his wife was present with him. lUit Mine, Poincare ts different. And Poincare Is very different. Ills wife must take her phve; H Is his principle; It is his joy. And Paris admires. He Is pretty sure to be attacked fur It. in the general nttack which Is preparing against him, but Parts admires a man who will tlnht. Certainly he fought for his wile Mme Poincare rode beside tjueen Mary. Mum Poincare rode beside (Jueeu Alexandria. Hh took King (leorge's nrm In public ceremonies. She was photographed, standing as straight as su arrow, very )oung and stylMi, by King Christian, the two making the prominent couple, as he saluted at the review. She showed everywhere with Hip four royalties, before all Paris and the world ss beautiful and royal a uueen. .w.hf r!v ?. s:irrr?d: r! rrr.y mnrrrlrd rrT:.!:!cr!s Lcul.rt ur.J Falll Tes, when they had quwns. sat In the carriage with them and left their wlvt h at home. When they had kings and queens, they did the same. Kven Felix Faure. who was considered to he assuming sovereign airs, did not dare propose tc pr neemole bin eoAd lady round Parts with the roval and Imperial gueets who U inored his teign. Mme. ( admii t'erler was never seen In public. Nor v Mine. 1'urnot. 4n. so nn. buck. Such was the fear of all French presidents to give a liuitn to Purla that they had the look of being ashamed of their wlvua. Curiosities of Etlquetta. In the Austrian court It Is contrary to custom for perishable articles to appear twice on the Imperial table. The result Is large perquisites for the attendants. To one man falls all the uncorked bottles, to another the wine left In the glasses, to another the Joints and to another the game or the sweets. Every morning a sort of market Is held In the basement of the palace, w here the Vlemu so come to purchaae the remains NOW UP TO DATE Representative Albert Katoninal of J-otilslana. himself a Creole, says that the mnnnors and opinions of these proud people of the old regime have undergone marked change within the past generation. "Within the last thirty years there has been widespread adoption of what may be called tip-to-date. American ways of thinking by the Creoles. There are those still left, however, who adhere to the old traditions of the blood, for we are all proud of our French and Spanish ancestry. "Not so very long ago I had oc casion to go Into the new residential district of New Orleans I took with me In my oar a relnttvn who was a native and resident of New Orleans a Creole, like myself. Now, although he wns well along In years, he was as much a stranger and exhibited as much novel Interest In that quarter of the city as though he had been fresh from a foreign land, lie knew New mm The effort to chantre tlm date of tho presidential inauguration from tho 4th of March to a more seasonable day bobs up iu the house of repre sentatives from time to time. During the present session a hearing upon the matter before committee was set for a day on or near the 4th of March. It happened that a terrific bliz zard struck the capital that very morning. As the committee members, witnesses, reporters and others gath ered the blast rattled fiercely nt 'he casements and the swirling snow and sleet drifted high acainst the window panes. When some remark was made, about certain witnesses not npnearing on account of the weather Represen tative Henry of Texas, who is an ar dent advocate for a change of date, seized the opportunity. "Witnesses!" lie exclaimed, dra matically. "Witnesses! There are our witnesses! and pointed out th rouch the windows ' Hear them before the royal visits. Long ago. In Kngland. even the greatest men In the land were pleased to receive such perquisites. In the reign of Henry II, for example, the lord chancellor was entitled to the ends of one great candle and forty small ones per day. And the aquarlus, who must be a tu ron In rank, received one pom.y for drying towels on every ordinary occasion of the king's batb ing. Women were admitted t? the Swiss universities as early as UTC. 1 3L. V'vV'-t RUB-MY-TISM Will cure your Rheumatism and all kinds of ache find pains Neuralgia, Crumps. Colic, Bprains, Hrulses, Cuts, Old Sores, Hums, etc. Antlseptlo Anodyne. Trice 25c. -Adv. Impossible of Course. "Quick, quick, my dear, everybody else Is iu the lifeboat. The ship is sinking!" "Walt a moment. 1 cannot be seen like this. The life-belt makes my coat pucker." Kystander. RFMARK ABI.K f.KTTFR FROM A TVKIX HMIHN H sll I Mi TON DILI (.(HM1. Inrvfrn iiffto Kllitr Hh-k tlieraf rmdy fiTcrWsi and ftvmr H't H malarial dtawt. 'Within tlif l.-.-t ttv. mouth 1 huve K-.l,l 3,t'0 Kntlrnnf Klltlrftii iM-k.for Mr.l.rla.rht!lHAiirt Fvcr fhir rii -it uner Hiieftk very well of It, Ilenrv KvfthH. WK KSi.. N w V httifrtn, D "." Kllilr llnbt k SO eeutft nil -Initfi-tt. or by rt.rr. lH IVhi, prepaid, frum KluctewnKl A Co., WahlHK'" U Sewall Maddocks. cashier of the booth bay t.Me.i bank, can with both hands write separate bills or toot up two columns of figures at the same time. toi h ow rmrumsr wim. TKij.tnr Try Miifine K-f K.tUMly fur Kl. Winili. Wil.-ry Ki Ntl tmrtionil HtoIIiU; No riiinnirw -Jtui K.- l.-mfort Writ fc.r H-xh of thi Ke by mail FriHV Murine K-e HeuitHj Ou., ( biruu. Every wife Imagines her husband would appreciate her more If he had to put up with some other woman for about six months. Made since 1840 Hanford's Balsam. Adv. Minimize scandal In the home of your neighbor and pulverize It 1n your own. For galls use II an ford' a Balsam. Adv. What's bred In the bone shows up In the soup. One trial convinces Hanford's Bal sam. Adv. Critics nre pessimistic persons who have a penchant for throwing stones. SIM! ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT Aifgclablc Preparation for As similating Ite Food and Regula ting fhe Stomachs and Bowels pf Promote s Digcslion.Chcerful nrssand lie 5-1 Contain? neithor Opium. Morphine nor Mineral Not Natc otic Arjur iWrf DrSAmiUtmtll MxStmn MM - y,. .u.J . Wibrfrrrn 'favor Apcrfrrl Kvmcrly forCoiwIipn lion . Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .fcvori sh- ncss,ind LOSS OF SLEEP Fjc Simile Signature of Tiif. ftNTALH Company, NEW YORK Exact Copy of Wrppt An Antl Joke. "When a suffragette iB orating nt the top of her shrill lungs. It is a good thing for you men to yell at her, Ah. go home nnd wash the dishes!' or Ah. go home and mind the baby!" That shuts her up; it shuts her up every time." The speaker was the bitter, perhaps ton hit nr. uuM. Mrs. Mirl.un Mills Alden of Woonsocket The occasion uas an anil suflragette lecture, "Fern inifim and Free Ixtve." Mrs Alden here paused tn her im passioned argument to crack a Utile joke; "All suffracettes," she said, are not homeless, but some of them are home less than others." , The Voice of Experience. "So you want to marry my daugh- ter?" said Mr Cumrox. "Yes." replied the young man. "I am sure she loves me." j "That Isn't the consideration that i most affects your prospect of future happiness. What you want to do Is to j t:nd out whether her mother likes ! you." The proportion of suicides In the I'nlted States In the last year re mains about the same, being fS,fU2 mules and 4,504 females. For any soro Hanford's Balsam. ! Adv. The waves, like some men, arrive at the seashore In grand styli and go away from It hroke. No. SIX-SIXTY-SIX This Is a prescription pri-parcd es pecially for Malaria or Chills and Fsver. Fhe or six doses ulll break any rase, and If taken then as a tonic the fever will not return. U c Adv. Ht'dd -You say he has no lop for his automobile? (Ireene- No. "You mean to say It la covered by nothing-" "Oh, yes: a mortgage." Only One "BROMO QUININE" To ret Ih. r.nnine, e.ll for foil aim., LAXA TIVK RRilMOUl'ININg. l ook for mn.lnr. o4 H W CKUVH. Cur.. Cold in Oo. Dm. Slop, oomb .ad hMdich., sod wwrks off cold. Ita. Spain has more sunshine, uian an other country in Europe. The yearly average Is 3,000 hours. Ia Kngland It Is 1,400. Whenever Ynu Need a Oeneral Toalc Take drove's The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless thill ToniR is equally rajnable as a General Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties ot QUININE and IRON. It arts on the Liver. Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blond and Builds tip the Wbola System. 50 caota ;!l 'iuarriTiteed under the Fuodapj) J ss 8 ' Rome days the paper does not have on the first page a double column cut of a beautiful woman who's seeking a divorce from a naughty husband. The Philadelphia woman who says her Irusbund beats her every time the moon lf Xull should vamoose about the time her husband roaches his first quarter. A T'hlladerphla Judgo has decided that pedestrian have the right of way at street crossings, but that won't be much consolation for the relatives of those w ho are run ovor and killed. The old-fashioned woman didn't bother much about a career for her self. Plie had sevenil Utile careers to look after, ami between prayers, encouraging words and spankings, she) did a pretty good work. A stage btauty who sued the man agement of a theater because a pan fell on her and Impaired her symmetry hwtt the suit, although she declares that her visible moans of support are not what they used to he. A Hoston physician days that candy and ice cream form the beat treat- iment for delirium tremens or even an (ordinary spree. And now a young man treating his best girl In that atmos phere of culture makes himself liable to all sorts of suspicions. Harvard Investlitntors have discov ered that to Ret the greatest nutritive value at the lowest cost tho patron of tho ordinary reRtaurunt can do no bet ter than order oatmeal, the next best dish being pork and beuna. This puts Scotland nhead of I)oston. It is said that the Chinese bandits, headed by the notorious White Wolf, h.ive no political significance, but when they cause the killing of 10,000 In one town, the authorities must ad mit that the brigandage Is o; a some what unusually largo scale. W. N. U.. CHARLOTTE, NO. 30-1914. 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SORE EYES Dr. Salter's Eye Lotion relieves and cum soro and inflamed eyes la 34 to 4 hours. Hflpt the weak eyed, cares without pain. Ask your druggist or dealer for SALTtKS. Only from Reform Dispenssrf fcl S. Broad, Atlanta, orvta (ta t aa4 Hlli ail fie. Kel. tIMR. Ofw nam (, Hoaolan1, -lissap. Lattt all Mad at tn-UI . mo 'I HI f H p ati 111 no! toll mt l njiir anrlslnf. IJiiaraiitskaaJ fTsH-tl.sw AlldaiarofMt 1401.0 SUMSaS, m OaSAlk Am ftraallva. S. I. KXt'KLLKNT FAItM LAN LI CIIKAt. liiHtip lMnla ot purprlalng fvrtllliy tttd ba Im.l tahiDBT h pn. of Ihe Mlrmourl 4 North ArkniiNaa ruilruitd. This nm read run thmnith tin uiitv1np.- u-rrltory; aplt-tidid for fruit, poultry, iliilry, ' truck, K ir-iial farming ur u, k ruining; dHlvht lul tliniHttt mid tHtiitit if ul WHtrr eiiiiv; tifWr railing rrM. maitailne, "ak N'HveP." telK uf ftnc npp.triiii.Hlea, Av f.ir It. .1 A Y K KltH Clrueral pAaaaa. g-r Agint. H.-irrftmn. Ark. f)7g to tmg pt Hnm. 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Roanoke News (Weldon, N.C.)
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July 30, 1914, edition 1
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