5 " , -v J - - " ! -,.- - " -""i...- 1 ' r - - s " 1 x ' i , ; ' - ' . ' ' , .... . . , 1 .. . v' ' ' ' ' ' . " - " , j , - .- .. .. . 11 -, ' - ' ' ' I It'- " . . ft - , - - " ' : u U tutrt.tq wp.ri wr.KKLY BY . - , - Vrr rro-k ?w . iut a rTTtt iKT.i-. ?:r. " 7 .,-r-. - v. - - 1 At 53pttIln!in?-J W5:v"iT"MJ. AVisceWanCous. A PICTURE t)F ENGLND; It is within I he r ecql lectioii of most Z pi our readers that curcountr its rpsoar. ces,- manafactures, ;&c? furnished a fruit' ful source for the scarrHity of many ofih. English Journals, "all of bicb ridicaled The Hen ofwy thing IiSfe com petition from a nation whose existence was com- : paratively of yesterday.- Cut it seems the Cone of many has N recently' changed, and it is to be appreheoGled ihattheyrmay now go to the other extreme and land us without mercy. Bait, ! Gas. The London Sunday Times, in speak ing of ' the 'sjtttation of Great Britain says.- . ' "-j-rjy . " It is not our habit to sound the tocsin on light occasions"but we conceive it ini possi ble to v ie W t he existi rig ; sUte o f thisr country without niore ' than ' appre hension ,and alarm. Twelve years of peace and what is the situiiiua of Great Britain ?,We have a ministry without a head ! Its members, the anthpodes of each other in principle,! and equally de void of confidence. , .The shipping inter et, the cradle of our Na vy , is half ruin ed our com mercia I monopoly exists ' no longer, and thousands of our mnnufic- turers are starving o seeking hope- and f reaempuon tn awantianaf, : venave,a, t ble improvement has since occu r real if iSktcAis pire.pqk tosttntiesVia Europe : I V l. ' V ' ' tirnriA ! nanir on A rlAir r lfni tint Spain already, front us inlirms ; f And is ! debt of near 80ff r-niljions l-aii iucuuijassiTeJ amkri'. 'power as weir T f T I- T ? ' that ride, the iou.riike l,ight Taction to meet thenteresi of chifdelJfMhaa' bWtiittVd'v esteem and loVe' yf ,he f ninst i KJed .Hit. pauperiim, and; Irydjii !; iherefcre,'Lemper, and command vo; t 5.'? X all buto'peo re Volt. -Last year Vrevenu . -.-- - , not her gothic trumpet: sounding from , must share the evil. Be very carelul ne Badajos to Seville ? We have closed the ; yer to give him any cause of jealousy. Let Western Indies against America from ! not many days'pass without a serious ex feelings of commercial rivalry. Its ac- amiuation into your conduct as a wife; tive seamen have already engrossed an and if, on reflection, you find yourself important branch ol our carrying, trade with the ruastern indies. I hen comes an embargo and a Non-Intercourse Act, from which America would now have, lss to fear than formerly ; for she is no .. lon ger dependent on Britain for the . supply of her domestic wants. In a few years they will entirely supersede British pro ductions, .with the exception perhaps of silk and the finer cotton fabrics. V Even now ihey interfere materially with our manufactures in Upper Canada, & 3outh America. They have even reached the. Mediterranean, to one point ' of which, within a few months, 1500 bales 'of A- merican cotton goods were shipped from Boston -i Peace or - war, our commerce and manufacturing monopoly are" no more ! Already multitudes of our best workmen have emigrated, bearing their arts and industry to other shores. They; swarm through the Northreo States of A merica. Her starred flag is now conspicuous on every sea, and will soon dfy our 'Uh un der. Her fiiheries were formerly the nursery of our seamen. ? Those of Ne w Foundland and Labrador are almost ex clusively engrossed by. the- Americans. lhey send annually jnore than 40J0 ves- ble an impulse than the pure, disin'eres SeU to these shores, and employ 5O,0(J0 ted, honest, unadulterated love of. lyiug. seamen in the trade. They are "nursed j So pre found is niy veneratimi tor thaji il amid the fog and tempests on those' in- fusuiojs fraternity, that J cannot consent hospitable shores, familiar with every to honour with a niche in thir tetnpie rock and quicksand in that difficult' navi-j even Gulliver himself. To say tlie truili, gation, impenetrable to cold and iusensi-! Oul'.ivei was but a poor fellow after all, ble to hardships. ; ' I r i Indeed it never wu seriously .pietended Let England then look well tocher- ! that such a man as Gulliver did eiist, or sel4 and tremble for the fate of Ireland f : hadVxistd He was nothing more -That island is now asleepiiig volcano; t he "j than a peg to hang ! a satiret;iipon ; the first eruption of which may be terrible, j puny invention of tlieWveiist.- v Gulliver Should an American flet ride liie chau- . was Swift and Sitt was Gulliver, and o'l, bayonets and bail cartridges wili hot the history of his adventures was timidly weep uowu ine insn people, uinereni legislation must then he tried. The safety of England may be compromised, & the -futtice now denied will then be rendered from fear. Such' a sway is never secure or permanent, its apprehtns:ons' aie canhnudlty , awaken-Never was , there a period wiien the jefTjrts ot'-a; wise and ttl constituted ministry were : hi:re ne- Cessiry. J VVe despair of any caoinet in which Lard. Eldon sits .as. .Chancellor. Lord Bathrust as Colonial Secretary, aod tc can orYvesiraoreianu as rivy oeaii;-; - T"" Cx " , i -'K MATRIMONIAL AXiMS.V ;4 Aadressed to 'Married Lt;iies: .rhe U folbWin.inaxijhsi il .pursued"; . will, not onlv make th tnn th u iii mrriair,T uy make the memjove iv tis m irnage cause them to be oodt husbands. - Toe f old I DJSl IS toie eool voune ves. lo. v ftll lbfiyg.hu. of.managMig a IiiibiiJ ISeef $rjf io deceive or impose upon ins understanding i nor giveiiiin Uneasinesi. respect. Remfoiber ihat ljusbihdi1 al bestfare only men subjectj like'ypixt selves, lb eriorand to ifratlBe "no! too sangniue, then,' before marriage, of nVnmisH vntiMplvp hanniness without ai - - r " - , 1 6y Shou Id y oo discover any ' thing in his -humor, or. behavior not altogifther what y oa expected or. wish, pass it over, sinpoth t your, owii tt'mjier.. : and try.to mend j'lslbyj, aUentioa! erfulness,taod od natures ISeverprpacl nlisfortuues',' which are the accidents and infirniities of human, life a burden which t&cjK has engaged J o assist t h e other in supporting, and to which both parties are equally exposed ; but, Unsteati ' of mur muring, and reflections,, divide the ? sor- and it will be easier to both. .-, ' . ' 9 w uiate ouice ol the sufter sex to yooth the troubles of the .Hlier- Resolve eVerv troubles v( the OiUtUsotve every morning to be clieerful and good natured i . 3 - . . I . .. - . that day : and should anv thine occur to . , J ' v .- a" . . break your resolution, suiter it not ; to . v . -,i i : put you out of temper with your husband. .-j .j -v- - vu - Dispute not with him, be the occasion . r at it may.; but. much lather deny your- " - . self the - trifling 1 satisfaction iction of having,. JUU1 uw wi.S . C6"w' an argument, than risk a quarrel; : or ere- ate a heartburning, :whicint is impossi- ble to foresee the' end of. Implicit sub- v i . u . - , .!' r . . . graceful to both ; .but implicit submission r. - ' ... . . i - . in a fvif tit f h will nf . htr huihann "'r:" d at the altar ; ,what the r lor na wftal ,s. ,n; what, she promised good will revere h nnnnr no ran reroiiio otcn. Enjoy with him his salisaction.i uiuiost assiduity conceal : his iufirmities klt you f alue ypar-oWn and y our h . , . t v. " , , . - f asar within inn rourh nf hl iirrnml9n. ces : tor if poverty should 'i follow, you guilty of any foibles or omissions, the bst atonement is to be more careful in Aiture.!; - ' ! - ; j From the New Monthly Magazine. :-J";LEiyHNETL : " I reverence liars. ' I must not pe un derstootl as meaning those coiners and utterers of falsehoods, always pettj' whe ther great or sra ill, tvhich are intended either to injure other persons, or to serve themselves ; those despicable creatures who invent lies, or pervert truth, as a means to attain nr end : all such I aban don to the comempt they deserve. ISoi tdo I mean those peadling, pettilogging, would-be-liars, who only lie by halves, who falsify facts, or timidly set about em broidenng i a ground woik'. of truth with .details of their own crea ting. i 6 ; the . liais L allude to are the spirited, emulators I of v the . Alandevilles,. thi Pinto had " Muiich-IIausens, who tell you the he, the ' whole lie, and nothing but the lie; and I who lie,.to , (I do not desire ,a softer ; term, fr, though ' familiar yet, in the j sense in which it is here applied; it is ; by no means vulgar,") from no less no put forth as a mere fiction. t:or tins reason the boofc called uuiliver (for Uul ) liver is but a book and never was a man) ; must be degraded to toe level ot the Uto pians the Arcndias, and pother" flimsy books of thesame ignorable kind. -'Had Jonatiian Swift stood , forvard. as a gal lantuentlemanly liaV (my : late lamented frieiid,f Colonel t Nimrod, for instance ' would, have done, aud roundly, asserted tifat hei4lMiiself,vthe identical Jonathan,' .that hi iii Ui iwii oroner nerson. had J visitetJ a coutry ciHed ; Lilliput where ne had heid tutercours with a i-ace of h-jmn beings ot sucn tli nlnutive bro- - portions jhat their , very. i ints ; were j scarcely: six inches'. tail ; ..iad die, pledel.f bis uwd chaiactei : i'6r . veracity t on the possessive occurrence toiVwcof aU tlteT acjycuiure; lie lameiy ascrioes 10 a siu oW'fhen had Jonatban'SVift been deem-, e ivxmliy of equal rank with i thoselglor i-j JoOSTViaM whose names! I have recded ;As it tMflisomprpm ianje He" may tela ne writer', a jkeen satisist, W profound philosopher ;-witlirmucrr reputation as those ordinary qualifica nuns may acquire: or mm, tei. mm .resi: satisfied : " but Liar he is not. ifJ'J. have mentrmed M unch-ll auseri jit : is generally believed thatManch;Hausen. H 'orageire JSacnoVverJ is not lliej: fact Jroii lituncbiMiierL a$ stJIanoveriavnlem so lately as five and" wrtf .years fago he was alive and lying ' 4t is true, that the travels published as hil, though hoi4b)r hinv.were intended, as k satire or parody on the Travels of the Jfamous Baron de . Totti bot:iVunch-Ha"unlws jre,ally' in' the hbbit of relating the adventures, now sinrt nnnd nu tha anlhnritv nf h $ mpnna . . . . . - . e 9 T fm nJ nF ,ed 10 hjai and Oom the frequency of lhe repetiaon of t, saRje stories, without , ,r , . - . .. " ;u the slightest variation even in their most . . s .4 . ,. . minute points, he at length believed the V j . ,f . -j .t narratives he had himself invented, and I . ,- - . , ! v . , delivered them with as much sang-froid :r.ui. u j j t .u- u . a it fliAtr nan Hucnnhbil nnthinn hut cn - is . . - rru msinr nrnnnhla iavanli I liar, ma nr : ;ilk.i- m,nn.f. rin: lk-'i...'iu,il, J ... C. k. . . r .. nr.- : ij i nm , uciiicauui. ( iicu tauru uuuii. in cum in variably wds; to relate s me of the extraordinary . -adventures of his . . - - ... . .:, me, uc wuuiu enter upon ine suoieci wun , ' . .. . J ns much diffidence as Wellington or a Keson describing hisown real ments. till, gradually warming, he w6u!d - - ' , . .1. consequent-! lie snoots andful of cherry-stones intol V j -wuv. laniue iuui III a Slat's - - r . . ? B T forehead; and there is nothing improba ble in hi3 hdding a few years afterwards, a cherry tree sprouting from it. The cold,-in a certain "country where . he is travelling, is so intense as1 to freeze the tunes a post boy endeavours to play upon his horn. The horn is bung by tiie fire side, and, as the tunes in it become tha w ed, they fljw out audibly one after ano ther. Admit the cause, I say, and there is nothing absurd ib the conseqnence." Had he, made a tree of emeralds and ru bies' to spring from his cherry stones j' or a band of musicians to iart out of hU horn, (as some of his awkward imitators would do,) he would, not so long have maintained his enviable eminence-as a consisieni aim creuiuie uar, out have ; of nonsensical Rhod6montadeS. - Butlmy main object in this paper Uio " nu,.L . r-... -rtuF . icsbuciiuiu uuiifiviii a cn Ut lUe irllffniV -. , . . . , v ties of one who, had he committed his ttihlim invpnliitnfi in ihp ns of modestlv emnlovin them fnr iK i - , - 0 .v. .w-VUI c,o,mn an ri.iioi., f tu. . . - . ' cfes which" he sometimes . honored with his presence, bad. eclipsed the whole ga- ! laxy of liars. But, ala I he is dead Colonel Nimrod is dead I The day that witnessed the' extinction of that lying, lu minary of the sporting world,, was day oi rejoicing to all the birds in the air and all the -fishes -in the sea. Ah I securely iiiay'st thou gambol now on yonder plea sant slope; thou noble sta, for Nimrod rs no more ! Spread ' out your glittering wings in peace, ye bright inhabitants vf ether, and you, ye - little fishes and ye great I sprats, shrimps, leviathans, white biit, whales, sport freely in your watery homes, for Nimrod is ho ; more Well might it be to them a day of jubilee whn their unparalleled destroyer was destroy ed :: to in it ;was a;iday of lamentation and sorrowing. - I knew him well. With what delight have I listened to his astoun ding narratives each sentence worth a whole volume; of truth ! and how patient ly have I, upon , such occasions, turned from the captious lover of matter of fact w ho has petulantly whispered me" ? Tis all a lie-and w bai then iTbe fairy Queen is a lie, theVlidsunimer-Night's Dream is a lie ; 'yeeilhjcr Spenser nor Shakspeare are stignaatlzSdas liars. Why Ibe present paper is ceiiaialy admitted to beadspicious;mea:o nf truth iipv.rttiotuj. u- intn..:n, , 4 of truth ; ne verth ele'ss' '. the, iojCormaticn coti ceraiiij Baroa Munch-HAusen is given under the positive belief ; of tlie wrrtrr that it U au thentictjle w man , one whose veracitj has never - beea-4m pcatucu, ,wno assured uira inai waen trarei ling many years; ago, through Hauoverj he met with several nersoos who had Been well acqnainted with the hero,laod that 'the hamej of Muuch-Haasen was then, as it mav be still.' a by-word fir aar" storv oartaktoz oTer-much pithei. liein -itropi asire vense ie pplieJ men snonia the e probHouS; and oflTensire be called i Piwms ore. ina'certain with pbets'are which never exisfeiis have never- been seen ;fdoers of deeds which were' never done ; and such mere? I Colonel Nimrod : be was Wext Ltemplire pYose-ridet; Boch liarsv I would Jaytlii arl; y tiog tale-tellers : for nothing is so insipid as the bare truth : and the troth oft this is, that we seldom' meet with a true story worth telling- This may appear tpjbe a startling opinion, but mosrpeople enter tain it, anare- often unconsciously led jto express5 iupf a hundred real adven tures ninetynineare not worth relating: and the comQp Eulogy bestowed bri arTy real jccurrenc"efhicri : happens to be j somewhat outrofltriel usual Tway, isi that II is as iiueresiijierasTA romance m uuicr words, that that particular facets' as inter at particular facttis"as j estnigas a ficliou-br, io come at jonce to the point, thuf'tfuU ifue story is as in Ceresting W if it wefp a jie. ( J ; But I am drgxessfnrom my purpose, which Is simply to recoFd two or Ahree of themost exquisite of the manyt'nirable liesft,havi heard delivered by myjate. la- g'eous and extravagant' as thevJwill p-1 ra pea ;ar, 1 'do;-most ;j)4si lively - asserpj repeal tnem, as neany fn.?n ",5 ow n words, ftl 1 isafmfQaf ting' nuut ilium ac noii'rltf ? aftT r 'rilrif .' in Tll ; those marvellous jtalfhlch be al achieve-Vva'ysas himseltfKeffef easy and assuTmri i impress in bearers witn a convjcyoqLinaj, j l . . . . . , . ? . ;'-i at leasts te eniertaineo noi ineugniesi i qouot oi in ed his featS -as subi ects to be wondered" at.tfilrjwere r r- f f.i ( If, indeed, anyone expressed a Jppre than usual degree of astonish nwtVl4ife&' nel i" his reply invariably was -4 Extra ordinary, sir ! why 1 know it is extraor dinary ; but I'll take my oath thatjl am in all respects the most extraordinary man that God ever let live.' T A broken head! I was one day stan ding with him at his window; when a man was thrawn from his horse. " There's a broken head for him, Colonel, " said I, " lain the only man in Europe, sir!," he replied, that ever had a broken head to live after it I was hunting near my place in Yorkshire ; my horse threw me, and I was pitched head-foremast, upon a scythe that had been left upon the ground. When I was taken up, my. head was found to be literally cut in two. and was spread over my shoulder like a pair of epaulettes. liiai was a uroKen neau. , N mode of executing a U r.-Some- 'h.ng huvn.g-occured in conversation that led to the subject of arrests, he star- . - i ' J . -i 4 i- iiit nn and exclaimed 'Gentlemen. I have F T ' . a been arrested oftener than any iriin in rngiana . Once under most atrocious circumstances. You must know that I was lodging at Stevens's ; wife was with me. Oue morning -between seven- arid eight, while we were in bed, a bailifT tame into the room. . f l understand your busi ness, my good fellow,' said I ; wait beloW, , r i i -' . . - -? - I'll get up and dress, and company y ou to mv solicitor, who will do the needful. ' But, -gentlemen, . he swore 1 should up and go with him as I was. " What ! in my night-shirt ! said Ii He insisted, I resisted ; when the scoundrel went to the fire place, drew out the poker which bad been in: the fire all night, arid thrust it red hot as it was, into the bed between Mrs. N.' and me. Mrs. N woman like the moment she felt, the red hot poker, jumped ont of bed ; not so your humble servant. There I lay, -and there stood the scoundrel poking at me ; and there would I have' remained, had not the bed-clothesr havetakenfire; J Ndw; I did hot choose to be: burnt in my bed, nor would endanger the safety of the1 bouse, in which theref1iappened'to:? be many lodgers at the time, so I got up dressed mygeli I resblyed to cairy that point and I didi Now put' it to you as men and gentlemen did 1 compromise my honour by giying in at 'last ? ; But ob served, 'twas as,l ten :you not' .till the bed took :nre.7' ;l ; 'h:2 Jpeditioius Shooting.- I once said to - . - . -1. i - an excellent shot, Col. Nimrod ;77 Ay, sir i I shoot with' a ramrod somtime,,'- the devil else would you shoot when you are in a hurry J" Realty, I don't up. f it need scarcely be observed that the name. ! of Nirurod is fictitious but the person it rep- resents was for a yery lone period, a; promic la; those extempore 7rose;inyen of Octobei. "any reveller id' the realm? of Imagioation , .when saw theLondof n :ihai I : cha ngin hichweVe measuredi sVllablesfand committed torn K! All inveriitive' poets ; inatqvpromsea, pjrteqq.t senses liar z and kin basket of ainjf .Ueyil trigger had -1 Xtrnvellersi -into-Countries pulled the coactijs read .to statf eir irum. , ne seioomaescriu-i 4ie :oilhe accidentsn?l2his;lileanh -.5 'js-it trt! f. jcasuaiiy nouceu, as iue turn :-o :'J.Mrnx wi-we can near, promises, out in- t versation might laltord the northern and mere matters ofeWrvl day focciiih . I Idmtand ' you-'Thisis mhat V me' f 'Sir, for instance ; I was going out one Sn what was to be' done ? ? I leaped over the' hedge, fired off my ramrod and may I be shot if Jdidn'i spit,' is it were, four par fridges and a brace of pheasantx. Now. I shonjd be a liaV if Tsaid I ever, did the f mean.,, a These specimens will serve to show to what perfection poor Nimrod had brought the art of lying. I could repeat another he delivered whilst lying ; (in both sen ses of the word) on the death-bed, but that it might ; be misconstrued into the pure effect of delirium. . For my own part I consider it as another illustration of " the rqling. passion strong In death." That h'e Relieved his own stories, and ex pecteiljh ;vri?ulttbe believed, by his . :'t 'M''' iif--.. . j. ' t t. uearersui am tuny persuaaea. i snail not Vfkiniia-trice the causes of this in firxnrtoYnirndjbiit wherever it exists in the ie0egreeV f consider It as pre- jtcri.uUural Revort-fFeather. &c Ouif 8 ccourits ffoni thcibuthelrn -.section portion of I 'ArrtAlti?tniTt iVva hnr Carolina ; bordering on - Roanoke liliver, il& flitering'with respect to the Corn ana Cotton Crops.' One - of our . citizens who has just returned from a tbur irt the Counties of Sussex, Greens ville Northampton, lower part of South - ampton, and Hertford, assures as that Jias never in, any previous season, seen i fieldsfpok'niore Nourishing than at present. Tfie Crop of Wheat, however.' flails catleillef-yirginbj the A 5.C . . O an virr9 r Jmi nlpacina tilL i FrOm the observations of our corres pondents, ihe fall of Snow on the 1st of May,' which was noticed here as some thing of a phenomeon, would appear to have been almost universally experienced from Maine to Florida. The South Carolina and Georgia papers, speak of a succession of frost from the 1st to the 7tn-inst. by which the Cotton, &c; was considerably injured. In this neighbour hood, we had one or two white frosts a boul the same time, but without doing; material harm to the young growth. Speaking of the extraordinary forward' ness of the season,, the N. England Far mer says, 44 It is one of the very few which transcend or surpass the ordinary limits on the average of any ten years ta ken together. It is very forward, and he traces its forwardness to the early and long continued . coverings of snow. Cher- , ries began to open their flower this year April 21, tro days earlier than in any year during the last fourteen yeais, and earlier, than the average of the 14 years, about 14 days. Peaches this year open ed on the -46th --April,, which .-is earlier than it has opened for the last twelve years in , 1325, the earliest year, before the present for fourteen years, the Siberian crab apple .began to flower ; May 7 -this year ii did on May 4. The prass is from ! ten days to a fortnight more forward than ieti uav io a iui iiniii iiiui c iui wom moil U8ua,.Lpeaciie$ oever promised better." IPeUrscurg Int. Healths. The origin of health drink ing took its ; rise from the time of the. Danes being in England, when it was common with them, whilst, an english man was drinking, to take that oppor tunity of stabbing him. To guard agaiust this Danish treachery, the English enter ed into a combination to be mutual pledg es of security to each other whilst drink ingi " - -:y -.' . . ' H'; : ' . When, therefore, an Englishman at that period drank to his friend, bis tacit language was J Sir, I am afraid that some malicious Dane will stab me or cut niy throat whilst I am drinking, I beg1 the favor of you to, watch carefully that I niay driiik'salely.'? , t v To which his friend was supposed Co answer, " Sir, I will pledge you and k, be your satety.,, He then, replied, "I am much obliged to you : sir, your health," that you may live till I baye done drink- and save me from his wicked inten- tions. Univa sal Magazine. ' Thanksgiving Day. There is a tra-. dition that in the planting of New Eng land th re were many j discouraged with i their difficulties io a wild fcountry,- and J being men of piety they laid their wants before the Lord on frequent set days of fasting and prayer. Constant meditation, and discburses on their difficulties, kept their minds gloomy and discontented. f At., leogth wben it was proposed in cn cf V senii x'acase for the consi deration of k thep iVs1cTt rather than of the moral- 1 -- . i: