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Reidsville Times,
THURSDAY. NOV. 4, 1880.'
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FLYN1TS LOVER,
SUWESSITLLT COMBKlSa COIJRTINO
2 THB STUDT OP IfEDI
LIFE'S CROSSES.
bt Vandyke bbown.
CLOTHING-CLOTHING-
CLOTHINa
GrEJfTS.FJJRJflSEING- GOODS,
GEJfTS FURNISHING GOODS,
GENTS FURMISmMG GOOD&
at
JOIEO IW". SMITH,
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S WITH THIS HOUSE, AtfD WOULD BE PLEASED TO HAVE
HIS FRIENDS GALh ON 'HIM
HATS and CAPS,
hats ! a pjgr. J
HATS ftiid CAPS,
fc.--,
BOOTS and SHOES,
'60T8iia-SHOES;
BOOTS and SHOES
Hjb was . old .and weali and! shabbily
time-beaten wreck of a;xnani! ?
JYbosa itory th tpasscr-bj might have
O f the iac6.be bad stopped to-scan
For Fate, bad .dealt him many-'a blow,
Now tqaarclj and uowftom behind,
IHth elcknesa and poverty laying him
l0W. ...... " H
Then cruelly making him blind!
As T dropped a pittance' into hb bat H
I Haid: 'Your lotfa hard;': - . , 4.J: ,
But be chee rily answered: Yes, it is
.1. tnat, '.'.. ; i i: .
For I'm blind and poor, and barred
From all that gives to life its joy, . I . ;
Yet perhaps It is only my share; !
For the lean, was never ,yet born, my
Who hadn't biff cross to bearl
I walked through a iambus uptown
'"square; V'.,;;. v '
And I envied the rich man's ease; :
But lo! on the silyer doorbell there !
A crape fluttered out on the breeze.
Ah, this, I reflected, id gold's alloy,
And I muttered to empty air,
The man was never yet bom, my boy,
Who hadn't bis cress to bear!'
I heard the plaudits and laughter rife,
In a theatre packed to the walls,
Where the star was a famous comedy
kins,
Who smiled in response to the calls,
Yet I knew he bad buried that day the
Joy
Fro:
eTroy (N. YO Times.!
! . . " .
Misfir, i ry Flynn was studying
medicine 1 biinsr courted; at th
game tir
attend : : -:
..2.
: , THE WAY IT GOES. I
She read til the books of science,
Her flness were covered with Ink;
She hooted at marrtige alliance, i
She Uiked of the missing link.
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She quoted sarins and preachers
. Of greater and leas rcnowa v.
Platonic in all her features, -, T.' " 7
ArMADMAN'5 RIDE.
A Tbrbjui Fkat Which MtaKT
fa'uEB Death to a Mas Who
: Had a Livtl Hcad. : T
- Depotmaster 2 horns Boone of
Heading, Pa., relates the details" of
&r most diBgeroM ride; of raadaaa
- T 'H Hiilroad,- la Pert,
The largest and mosi reliable Honse in Danville.
"Goods warranted au represented."
OctU t(.
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Cor. Main and Union Streeta,
r--. DANVILLE, VA.
New Firm! c "
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New HousS t I
New Goods
none
Reid House,
Wentworth, N. O
This Hotel has been recently refitted
rnished and oilers 7r
GOOD 'ACCOMMODATION
LUMBER!
- a
resDectfuilv announce to the p
that thev are now receiving as Ibeir
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New BricK Ston
s large stock of .
GROCERIES & STAPLE GOODS,
bought directly from leading Jobbers
and Importers with cash. . Ajl of
which will be sold at the very lawes
possible , utes consistent with jhon
-Aat-jHilintf. We oronose to conduo
basiness on strictly. legitimate vnm
piples and pledgeourseltes to gire to
all thei money's worth; A share ot
public patronage is respectfully oli
LINDEY, HARRIS & CO.
s Rkilsvillb, N. C
Feb. 26. 1880.
SASfl. DOORS, AND BLIMDS.
Dem iy S? Smith
Give notice to their friends and the public
generally that they ha?e on hand a full as
sortment ox ... ,
Rough and Dressed Lumber
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Including Flooring, Ceiling, Weatherboard
ingr &cr awo a run sioct-or tusn, jjoors,
and Blind, Laths, tjhinglea, Ac.. Window
Framea of, all sixes kept in stoca and maue
to order. .; r! r-v. - -'
CiTWe will sell JAiuduie i material as
cheap aa it can be got in Reidsville.
Yard and in opposite iiAgie arenoose.
Give us a Call. '
DENNY 3s SJTOfe
1 , Reidsville N.CJ
The man was never yet born, my boy,
Who hadn't his cross to bearr
I thought of a Judge who was honored
of men , j ; r
For the ;nwer and the place ho had
r won . j'
Yet the felon, one day, in the prisoner's
pen. "
, fTas the Judge's only son,
4nd the iron law the Jude-could em-
piyV "
While the father was crushed in des-
pair j .' . .. . ; " -'
'The man was never yet born, my boy,
Who hadn't his cross to bearl'
And thinking of this how wealth and
: fame
And honor and power all
May have its grief lo hide, or it shame,
I could not choose but recall
The words which the beggar blind
could employ
In this chetry philosophy rare;
'The man was never yet born, my boy,
Who hadn-t his cross to bear.
TWO ECCENTRIC MEN.
David 8. Reid,
1- Wcnlworib,
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. Thomas 8.J Reid
ReidsviUe.
REID & REED,
Attorneys at Iatt,
Whtwoith iin Riii)virx. rlt C.
ILL attesdto U bulnM aatnuted tbtai
Dr. H, W. COLE,
Successor to Co us & Fusrx,
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DAKYILLE, VA
Ghedrge Q-ibson, Jr,
Jl (. tHrOBTXB A2TD JOBBXR OF ;
ri vm JiAJHSTBEBT,V.
i HIDES EIDES
GBEEN and DRY HIDES, twill py
the highest market price for tbem deliv-
ered to me In ReiiUville, -
J.J. MAUTIS.
Oct74m. .
A BB B O U d H IIO US E
Jit
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raleigh, jr. y
' G. W BLACKNALI
'Proprietor.
- ; Detroit Free lVess,
One day last week as a Griswold
street lawyer had just finished tacl
ing up a sign of "shut the door"
where he thought it would do the
most good an oldish man, having a
sour expression on his face, came up
stairs. The instant he saw the sign1
he said:
"All bosh, sir all bosh. I never
pay any attention to puch signs."
'But other people do,' replied the
awyer.. v . - :''T.
'Let 'cm do so, then. I am just ec
centric enough to leave your door
open when I go out
! iind so he did. He walked once
or twice around the room, made a few
Inquiries, and left the door wide oien
as he walked out. When he bad
reached the street a boy overtook him
and asked him to return to the room
on important business. He climbed;
back up stairs, and the lawyer asked
him:
Did you leave your gold-headed
cane here? ;
No, sir here it is," replied the
caller as he held it up i
'AhJ so it is. I was just eccentric
enough to think that this stove pok
er wax your gold-headed cace All
rights-no harm done good-bye!"
jYhen the stranger went down
stairs he left the print of his heel on
eTerj.ftep...-
One'eveningrwhild thejiWere sit
ting together in the parlor! Mr. Budd
was thinking how he should manage
to proposed Miss Flynn was explain
ing certain physiological facts ; to
Do you know she saicL ;that
thousands of persons are actually
ignorant that they smell with their
olfactory peduncle!'
'Millions . of . em, replied Mr.
Budd. . V
'And Aunt Mary would't believe
me wlien I told her she couldn't wink
without a sphincter muscle!'
- 'How unreasonable! ,
- Why a person cannot Visa with
out a sphincter!' .
'Indeed!' '
'I knowTiVlilio ' '
"May'L tr if I can!'
'Oh, Mr. Budd; it is too bad for
you to mako light of such a subject
Then he tried, and while he held
her hand, she explained to him about
the muscles of that portion of the hu
man body. '
Ti f it t
7U is remarxaoie now muco you
know about these things said Sir.
Bud 'really fronderfuL Now, for
example, what is the bone at the
back of the head called!'
'Why, the occipital bone, of course.'
'And what are the names of the
muscles of the arm?"
'The spiralis and the infra-spiralis,
among, othtr.---'
mean, nen x put my mira-spirans
around your waist so, is it your oc
cipital bone that rests upon my shoul
der blade in this way?'
'My back hair, primarily, but the
occipital bene, of ccurse, afterward.
But, oh, Mr. liudd, soppose pa should
come in and see us!'
'Let him come! Who cares?' said
Mr, Budd, boldly. I think I'll exer
cise a sphincter and take a kiss.'
'But Mr. Budd, bow can you! said
Miss Flynn, after.he had - performed
the feat. .
"Don't call me Mr. Budd; call me
Willie,' be sid, drawing her closer.
You accept me, don t you" I know
you do, aarling.'
WJ11J rViiannrA1 ATica lvnn
It ...... iim.vv.w. -A.w A mjmmmmf
very faictly.
'What,' darling?'
J can hear you heart beat.'
'It betts only for you, my angel.'
'And it sonnds out of order. The
ventneuar contraction is not uniform
'Small wonder for that when its
bursting for joy.'
'Youjnust put yourself under
treatmeit for it. I will give you
some medicine.'
It's tour own property, darling;
do what you like with it. But some
how the sphincter operation is one
that strikes me "most favorably, Let
os agaii see bow it works.
But thy proceed? The old, old
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r fUttU.2tock Gazette: or of oan extended oa -u,".
. . . 1 a , frnt .trnct I, Hu was of mcdmo it
A rcry cotaelT woman passed a tnP .nnarfentiv w.n iir Knt
party of men standing on a street ucVinir a hat. His hair stood on
corner. 'Look at that nose, will you?' end from the force of the: Kind, cans
remarked one of the men,: and he ej b. the rapid journey in the open
laughed heartily, r , , tir, Hi. aC6 aB j head-in fact his
That woman IS my Wife,' said One Untlr nron-LwFaialAd trith
of the party. V dust. .:v'--' -7S
I take it all back, then said the -On r,n inbirrr'tKa1 nM
sportsman; 'I'm sotry that I laugh not traTei cn th6rtraln- thy kneer
L. , i.5' f .. v without a ticket,the',rHshfd into tho
'You laughed at her ugliness, aad depot and bought one tc rttts?ille.
that is a direct thrust at my taste. Shortly after tho train Ud started :
There may be better-looking women the conductor fowid tha trwap atan.
in Little Rock,but that does not re- ding on the rear platform,
move any of the Eting. I will be You must get on tho iwide' the
avenged. It rung in the family. A conductor said: J '
man once laughed at my mother it is dangerous to " ride on the
when she had a boil on her cose.and pUtform 1 The mad mih started at
my father caught him and sliced his tha conductor and said;
ears till they looked like the leather No, sir, I don't want to get In. I
fringe on a Texas saddle. To further wont got in, ' If you touih ue Hi
trace back the avenging spirit, an jQtnpoff"
Id revolutionary general sneezed at The train was going at a high rate
my grandmother, and my grandfath- 0f speed. The conductor , buccceded
er threw him down, pulled off his in getting the man. inside the car,
boou and drove his heels so full of however, but a few moments later he
brass-head tacks Uiat he nevtr walk- jumpcd for the door, reached the,
edanv more. I don t kaow whether platform, descended the jtips and
to make you take poison or cut your acted if hQ intended to jump Uto
tonguo in two with a knife." eternity. The passengers w?e aJsrti.
"Afy friend," replied the sports- The madman leaned over for, the
man," I am inexpressibly sorry, and wr etep? and catching . hold of .the
I hope yu will not injure me, I am lron oarB 0f the nearest window,
not well, and cannot fight." twunrr himself out into snace. V
Xrkr9 to62ht,Whett iljyy5ngjhe tra?P 8winM
doesn't invite thefdog to bite him. 1 1 fnrn .i. ;v. h..A , Ka mfinM
believe 1 11 jofit cut lou in two," and hastened inside the var and pulled the
the man drew a long knife, i . hell rope. He had no sooner doje
-my inena, i am a married man, this than the tramn made Morinff to
- K .r. - -f-
and if you'll come down to my house
I'll bring my wife out into the yard
and let you laugh at her '
Is she ugly enough to serve as a
stand-off to my wife 'asked the aven
ger. - ' ii
'Beats her all hollow."
fHow's her nose?"
"Turned up like a gourd handle
"Hump -shouldered?
")Tes, and nearly bald-headed."
'Pigeon-toed?"
"Yes and the worst knock-kneed
human you ever saw.
'Well, that'll sorter do. Til ac
cept your proposition, Uome on &
let s get through with this business
and, shutting his knife, he accom
panied the man who laughed at his
wife.
t-WHTDOirT WE!"
the next window, Ho swr.n.iim
self from window to window a VU be
reached the middle of the car, , eer
ing into each window a he p .-ul,
and yelling at the top of his voke,
"I'll beat you into Pottsville, yet,"
Tie paasengera - were terrified.
Just at Landingville appeared in
sight the tramp appeared, running
up the hill at full speed, still .shout
ing pet names to the conductor and
"I'll beat you to Pottville yet." The
man is supposed to have run to the
bills'. As yet he is not known.
THE ANCIENT CAMPAIGN SPEECH'
AN UNECPECTED BILL.
gpit 'er out! Go ft, old beeswax! Hit Tm
cain! roll down yorr vwU Bock it to 'em
Dockerty! Turn "eta loose!
"TV
WORDS OF INTEREST.
, lltrshaUtown (Iowa) rkatesman."!
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f 07 don t you ouy a power
press? inquired several enthusisstic
Democrats, as we were taking our
lo'rkcdcp pages cf type through the
streets on a wheelbarrow to a steam
printirg press owned by a rich prin
ting fi-m, Why don't we boy the
Bard a an House, Woodbury block, k
the pthlic square? Why5 don't we
raise I 1 on $4 50 It is easy to
do all'these things provided you have
the cdlateral, but at this writing we
confetj we have not enough money
to bul a cheete press. Printing Dem
ocratic papers in Iowa is like peddling
peanuts in a gtaveyard."
Hi . shouldn't have used "bd
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words though about it, that's calcu
lated to ruin any editor! luck and
talents, they must sweat it through
ealsi and silent and appear to the
Public that "there's millions in it.
fBrooklyn Eagle. .
And while the great J man was speaking
words of wisdom upon the multitude, saying
unto them that uules it ihould come to
oaf that their party should belt the itojOng
A few days since a well-dressed lout of the other party Ue day which ia
couple in the prime of- life, stopped I election, the land around about and aB the
at a notei in a neignooring vown,ana ieiic iucraa wwuu m wu wiw
sending for a justice, wished to be rain, Porthos did drw back bis arm and
married. 21ie jbstice said 'All right,' throw with excecdmg great force an onion,
and inquired their names. . After be- WIUcn ocux' lM 5
ing told, it struck him . that he had d paralyze him even unto suenca, imtne
performed the same service for the natdtitude wot not what bad bappened him,
uoj ..m. ...m kirA. n wunwi wiMfuiuwic,
tauy oouic jcia iiui , vu
ing if such was not the case, the lady
said that she had been married pre
viously. Have you a bill from your
former huabandl" asked Mr. Jus
tice. v
uV.. r.nl; 1 kftVA & flill '
nn,:. ..tJof.tnr thm .rL Never wait over fiftitcxitnlouteslbr
mony was performed, and the couple tardy guest. i ,
were declared "man ana wite. A ! Upon introduction enUr at OOCfl
they wera about departing, the jus- int0 conversation. -
tice, whs had never seen a bul of di
vorce, thought it an excellent oppor- A note require ea prompt eaan-
tunity to satisfy his curiosity, lie swer as a spoacn qucawuo
therefore said (o the lady:
Hare you the bill with youT
Ob. ves he replied.
Have vou any objections to allow
ing me to see ill' sad our friend, f I freindji by card er by their presence
Regrets in reply to invitatioai
should conuin a reason therefor.
Strangers arriving should notify
V.a .(r' mh rnltftcL and
MVUl mamwm - -r w , I . . "
atenoinff to the door, and caUing to At a tabU .yon are require w
.. . . li l. .i. Ka wait am wnrt.
liule boy tome tbrve or xoar yeara ivnaua. vw "7
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of ai?e. she taidr: MI .. . , i it! -,ru
-Here, Bill, come quick; nere f L Jrr'7rr.!l?li. ,t,. tn
gentleman who wishes to see ton." ?nuiu ww...r--6 -The
gentleman wilted-Monxjts joar hoosrr, j .' V s : ' "
Ajlgo. ";" - ' To return a pctsonal . cair with
OnUasttera to unmanUd ladies
anKare addmsed with their fiea that ttsittng tetweca th.;.pa:
wTI.:.i ! tons ts enoea.
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