::fi!ffi;;PER me ..courier. ... JOHN DUCKETT, Editor. ; Vol. S. No. 49, . , , ,1TIE COST OF a m. . r flow I? Losi My Arabella. f ' ' J contend nowas X contended then j did not do it t iy VX ij !'. , th ' this ' preliminary I will tell the sad story that led to the train of ' circumstances which have left me a . lonely bacholor at . the mercy of all 5 the boarding-houses in existence. t , " !? We 'Wo " traveling ' from I' will not gite any names, in consideration of her feelings (she always hod such tender feelings) . I will say then, from somewhere to somewhere else-Ara-bella, (beloved' name I) her mama (a .; dignified, I might say gloomy old Jady) and myself. At first wo were the only pebplo in the cor, but after - awhile an old gentleman, with. a trou blesome cough and a confirmed habit V of expectoration came in; next a mai den lady of uncertain ago, who took great care of a wicker bosket, on tho top of which I espied a bible and : brandy bottle; then ft continuous ; stream of men, women and children; then babies squalling babies, aloep- . ing babies, staring, babies. How I wish my fellow old bachelors would get, a bill through Congress to abol ish babica At last, when the car was fuIL" in crane a : lankly fellow, with an undeniably, pretty wife. There was one float opposite me, by mother-in-Jaw elect," aud hero her water-proof and best cup had so far re posed in Bafc ,ty.- The 'gentleman gave the pretty i wife directions to take the scat, and she did so in such a hurry that she Bat on tHo whitcy-brown parcel con taining tho cap, - thereby turning its toko into a wjuaah. That began 'it 1 and I do verily- believe it waa tho loss l that cap that did it alL Tho next thing was a weak voiced lwly : with head rolled up in a red niufllcr, asking tho now comer to shut tho window. Standing by his wife, he was long enough to do it without moving. Arabella, wnoeo tetiings H-roof the tenderest description, calm ly announced her intention of faint ing, whiMipon gniy mother-in-law tlecV scowling at the ruined, cap, ask- - cd mo in a outting tone if i cored to suve hff child's luV and exert myseb sufficiently to open tho window. 3 obeyed with alacrity, and I had scarce ly seated myself when a gust of emokt ' Bwcpt in, and landed a cinder right in uiy cy Of course in human na- . ture I closed the injured organ, and ' only opened it in sheer force of amaze went at feeling the long man's hand laid with a determined grip on my. windpipe.. I choked, struggled, and continued to grab my one eyo and stare with tho other. "What do you mean ?" I gasped. i .?Wbat do you mean?" camo in sepulchral tones from my mother-in-1 ..law elect?-" ; -- ''-iV v"'i.'"-' ' I followed with my eye literally, and saw, tho direction of her bony forefinger, as well as the hold of my collar admitted;, it was a paper one, . and began to show signs of giving way,. ,To my titter horror, I saw my : adorned Arabella lying stiff and stark in a dead, faint,, except that her ex- -- tended finger ends quivered convul sively. -"': '.'"-,," . ..What, - may X asked, is the mat ' terr - '. ':.;: , ;. -jT"' , "Ton winked, sir," said the long man, in a solemn, grating voice. ' tThis was true, and winked again as oo spoke. " "Wei," I asked, "what harm?" , ; "What harm?" grated the long ' lain. ' ; ' " ' "What harm V crooned my inoth- . -in-law elect. . x:7-ri. " "What harm 1 1 1" screamed Ara bella, and the rrettv eirl" burst into tears. r":-v.; V-L v "Look me in the face, sir, and say you did or did not Srink at my wifer said the long man, still firmly holding the factured end of my pat1 ented West End collar; V; , - ' ; r Now I eonted that a .man with a cinder in his eye could not have Iook - ed him or any other rnnn in the face and this was the most unjustly taken ts conclusive mark of guilt by my sensitive Arabella, . "128 fa-ahv said ia a husky iBOOKINGHAM, NORTH OAKOLIN-tV, NOYEMBER 18, 1870. voice, and wim outstretched hands; ''leave me at once and forever I- ' h H It happened to bo an express train, and I didn't exactly like to run any risks, so I ventured to suggest to her ihat if I did leave her at once it would likely be forevnr; but alas nothing softened her; I turned stiffly round, hold the weak eye. I tried to gaze tenderly with the sound one, but ex cept for the .bliss of looking after all their little parcels twenty three and missing tin box without a latch, at tho journey's end, I never again either spoke to or was answered by my lost Arabella? The long Tagged demon with the pretty wife aha waa pret ty, I hold to that-never - crossed my path in future, and when I read the announcement of my idol's marriage in the paper, last year, I supposed ner mama Had acquired a new cap, and then I ' sat down and wrote my own obituary notice.--Sttnny South. Duriu ess will Improve. .- We cannot doubt that the election" of Gov. Tilden will have a most salu tary effect not only upon the political condition of the country, but upon all industrial interests. A chanpre iuny not be pcrce ptiblo at first, buFit will come wo believe, and men of all parties . be-foro twelve months have elapsed will r'joico that tho wiso and oeluiirablo statcmnnn was elected in place of tho negativo 'and pliant fourth-rato man who was thrown to the surfaoo amid tho convulsions of the political waters. Wo do not hesi tato to aver as our sincerest convic tion, that Gov. Tilden when he shall have been President for a few months, will cause a wonderful change in the general prosperity of the country When the capitalists of the country feel satisfied that a wise, economical and honest government is in full ope ration. thcY will once more bring forth their millions from the locked ctffersj, and new enterprises and new ag ncics will bo set agoing. The desert places will bIos.Honi.with roses, peace and good will among all men will prevail; aud tveiv interest will revive under tliu life-giving touch of tho statesman's magic wand of author While thcro was great uncertainty as to ho w Ion" G rontism, with its withering influences, Bhould continue, no man was willing to enter upon new 'experiments, and no capitalist was willing -to make new investments. There was a wide-spread want of con fidenco in every branch of trade, and amou;? all classes of men. No wonder the national streams were dry, and individuals-confidence was gone. Trade was at a stand -still; commerce Languished; ships were idle, like Col eridge's painted ship upon a pointed ocean; the wheels of tho cotton mills had ceased their revolutions; the looms were silent: the hammers in the Bhops hnd ceased to ring out their cheery sounds all was gloom and fear and despondency, and, in many cases, even despair. In Now York city alone there wer 40.000 able-bod died men without work, the majority of whom had families to provido for. In Philadelphia, aa a loading Bepub lican merchant wrote us, at least 20, 000 men are walking about without any means of living, and with noth ing to do. . All through tho manufac ture g portions of the North opera tives, mechanics and employes of vari ous classes were idle and hopeless, and for the most part, breadless. : It will require time to cure all these evils. The channels so long dry can not be filled in an hour or a week, but they will be filled. As soon as the intense political agitation ceases, and the men who have blasted the fair American fields, with the mildew of the death, sball have retired, and other and better and abler men shall have- taken their places, confidence will come back, stability will be given to all kinds of business, the financial situation will be changed altogether, and investments will be entered upon with an .assurance of success. There is money enough in the coxntry for all legitimate uses, but it has not been in circulation. It is a ant of confi dence that has prevented inTestmcnts Devoted to the Interests of and that has so materially affected the values of tho securities and caus ed such an immense shrinkage in pro perty of every description. Men have had the ' money, but were simply afraid to make any ventures, Wil Star. k Cat tn the Parlor. ; Alvy Moody was paying a visit to his dulcinea. She had smuggled him into the parlor,. an J the, dark ness only served to conceal her blushos while Alvy told his story of".' love. The muttered words reached tho parent's ear, and com ing suddenly into tho room lie de manded to know of Mary whom she had with her. "It's tho cat, eir," was tho mum bling reply. "Drive it ont hero," thundered that paterfamilias. " "Scat!" screeched. Mary; and then 8otto voice : "Alvy, mcaow a little." Alvy set up a woeful yowl. "Confound it, bring a light and scare the thing out." This was too much, and poor Alvy made a leap for the window, carrying glasses and frame with him. "Thunder, what a cat !" exclaim? ed the parent, contemplating the ruin after tho light was brought"; "I never saw anything like it, and confound it, its tail is made of broadcloth," as lie viewed a flutter ing remnent hanging from the win ilmv. Future of the Ncro. The Journal of Commerce of November the 1st gives somo in teresting and rather startling fig ures regarding tho colored race. In Jamaica and Ilayti there is not now one-half the - population that existed at the time of emancipated there. A recent traveler in Ilayti says Umt at Port an Prince," out of a population pf 26,000, there were only eight married couples. This shows a-most fcarfnl state of morals that, added to disease, smallpox-and rum, is fast diminishing tho popu lation. From the oensns of the Soutli crn States from 18-10 to 1870 we have the rate of increaso in the colored population in these: thir teen Btates every ten years, In the first ten years tho rate , of in creaso was S3 per cent., in the sec ond, 23 per cent., in tho third; 4 per cent. Taking South Carolina, we find the following figures: The I colored population was in 1840, 335,314; in 1850,393,914; in 1860, 412,320; in 1870, 415,814. The rate of increase between 1840 and 1850 was 17 per cent;ihe next ten years, 5; the next, loss tlan 1 per cent. ... It is not so suprising that in the ignorant black republic of Ilayti the populataiu should adminish. And it will diminish hcV till the negroes reach a higher stage of civilation. Will he ever do that f The prospect is' not promising. Take away what the negro knows about politics, and he is almost as ignorant as on the day of his eman cipation. - And hia general' Bur roundings and comforts are not superior rather tin opposite ; his food is not as good, nor his cloth- ing as warm ; nor lus. sneiter as so cure from cold. 1 et h& stubborn ly and persistently opposes every measure looking to the bettering of his condition, and delights in his ignorance and poverty like a bat in darkness. If they would nnite politically with their friends and neighbors they might soon hopo to better their condition. North Carolina. Scraping and Washing Ernlt Trees. Scraping and washing tho trunks and larger limbs of fruit trees will dcatroyhe eggs of injurioas insects. Fof. a 'wash use" common soft soap, or one pound of soda in ono gallon of water; whale oil soap is still better.; Severe scraping ia iipt ad visable, as nature doubtless gave to tho trees the rough bark the better to stand tho. vicissitudes ' of climate. . Chicken Cholera Chfeken cholera y ields readily to the following treatment; Remove tho diseased fowls to apartments by tliemselveB. Then chop up some common garden rue, mixed in oat-meal gruel J or cooked corn meal will answer. Put a drop or two of carbolic acid in a quart of water, and let them have no other drink. Place tho sick fowls on clean dry strawy and keep them : in confinement nntil resttfred to health. Tho rue can usually bo had of a druist, if one has none growing in his garden. The dry leaves will aiiBwer as well as the green." - . A Sure Remedy for Colic in Horses. 1 pint of Whiskey. 4 table spoonfuls of Spirits Tnr pentiuo or J gill. gtll spirits of camphor, ' Put it into a bottle, tho bottle filled with water; then drench the horse. This remedy I want nil to know, and the facas. connected with it. About 20 yoars ago an intelli gent old gentleman from Kentucky who .had traded in horses for 38 yearaand had made' a handsome fortune at tho bnsincs, gave me this recipe, and I have used it since with singular success." I have given ito scores of- horses and mules, and have not in a "single case known it to -fail in giving relief in a short time. A Marvelous Occurrence. Wo copy the the following mar velous storv from tho Charlotte Observer: '. "A gontlcman writing from.Gos- tonia under date of the 30th, gives an account of a truly wonderful occurrence, He states that a show- er!of flesh. genuine, unmistakable flesh fell in sight of Gastonia, in Gaston county on the farm of James M. Ilanna. The circum stances 60 far as they can bo' gath ered from the letter alluded to from the statement of Mr. G. W. Chalk, of this citv. who j visited the spot and heard tho statements of those who wit nessed the phenomenon, are as fol lows: , On Saturday . afternoon, abont 3 o'clock, while Mr. Tas. M. Ilanna and some of his grand chil dren was picking cotton in -a field near his house, they were astonish ed at the sight of small pieces oi flesh tallins? all around them. The shower continued for Bome time, and when it ceased it was discover ed that. the 'flesh was scattered over an arear of abont a half an acre of ground. The pieces varied from half an ounce to an ounce in weight In the words of our correspondent, "the ground was not covered but fell like an ordinary light hail. In appearanceitis described as re sembling beef, part of it being fill ed with small sinews, - but - in no pieces were found bones or fatty matter found, When it fell, it had the appearance and odor of fresh meat, but the pieces sent us for in spection are entirely orddrless and resemble dried beef." . Wonder if anv one tried it as an article, of diet? - . . - $150 7. The-Lawyers Fee. Jones gave a lawyer a bill to col lect to tho amount of f 30. Call ing for it, after awhile, he inquired if it had . been "n collected. "Oh, yes" said tho lawyer, "I have it all for you." , "What " charge; for collecting t'f v Oh 6aid 'the law yer , laughing, r"Pm not going to charge you why I have known you ever Binco yoa were a baby, and your father before youj $20 will be abtut right," handing overl $10. WeB,w said Jones jm he meditated npon the transftctiyn, "its lucky he than! kfldw my grandfather, or I shouldn't have got anything!" ; T.. i i , 1 i South Carolina.' It is now certain that the pros trate State is once more on her feet, standing erect and ' clothed with all of the powers and guan- tccs that are conferred by the Con stitution of tho United States. Gen. Hampton is certainly elected Governor of South Carolina. And wonder of wonders, the Democrats have carried the Legislature by a majority of one, which secures tho election of a united State Senator to succeed Robertaon next March The ScnatB will stand; 18 Republi cans and 15 Democrats; Houso, 60 Republicans, 64 Democrats Total, 78 Republican, 79 Democrats. , Recently, at Saratoga Springs, New York, while Harper, the clown of Barnuni's Circus, was passing up Broadway, a little child slipple from a three storvivjndow, aad camo headlong ", toward the pavnmeet. Harper at the instant, as it ! ?m caught sight of the child aa it left the window above, and with the alacrity of a cat placed himself in position to break its fall. When It camo down to him he caught it with a firm grasp, and hot only broke its fall, but held it from go ing to tho pavement. The act was bold and dangerous, but successful. ! Tho athlete suffered some little in jury, bntnot enough to speak of in concction with so extraordinary a feat. . -' .' ' ,' '. , When Abraham Lincoln was a law yer in Illinois he and the Judge once got to bantering ono another . about trading horses, and it was agreed that the next morning at nine o'clock they should make a trade, the horses to be unseen up to that hour and no back ing out under a forfeiture of $25. At tho hour appointed tho Judge came up, leading the Borricst-lcking speci men of a horse ever Been in those parts. In a few minutes Mr. Lincoln was seen approaching with a wooden saw-horse upon his ahouders. Great were the shouts and the laughter of tho crowd, and both were greatly in creased when Mr. Lincoln, on survey ing the Judge'aanimaL set down his saw-horso and exclaimed, . "Well, Judge,, this is the first time I ever got the worst of it in a horse trade. A note, written ia a lady's hand, was picked up in the etreet the oth er day. It was addressed to "Dear Johnl" and it requested this bles sed young man to "Come round and see me 1 We have a new lamp at our houso,' that - wo can turn down until there is hardly a bit of light in the room." We Base giv en this, matter calm and careful consideration, and it appears to ua that 'iDcar John" lias a perfectly smoothe and placid thing on ' bis hands if ho chooses to take it. We advise him,aa a friend, to go "round" and see about that lamp." ' We sometimes congratulate our selves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be 60 tlio moment after death. per Annum in Advance. Whole No. 152,. : An editor, puffiingmlr tight cof fins, said: "No person having onco tried 6no of theso air tight coffins wDl ever use' any other."' ? , ):.l''V''':i';:':' ' ' T, . "Ah, Jemmy." said a sympathi sing friond to a man who was just : too late for tho train, "you did not run fast enough." "Yes, I did," said Jemmy, "but I .didn't start soon enough."- - - A young lady who waa rebuked by her mother for kissing her hv tended; justified tho act by quoting the passagef ; "Whatsoever . yo would that men should do unto' you, do yo even unto thorn. : A Frenchman brought two mugs to tho milkman in place of on, as usual, and on being asked the meaning of it, replied, "Dia for to -milk, and dis for to water, and I will mix dem eo aa to suit myeclt." An Irishinan, being tried for assault and battel "Virginia City Nevada, when aoked by Judge Knox if he had anything to say by way of defence re plied: "Well, your honor, I saw but little of the fight, aa I waa underneath most of the time. r - Vanderbilt'8 advice to hia son "William, I wantjyou to act through life on your own judgment It is bet ter to be wrong than to go to others for counsel. If you make a mistake nobody will see it quicker than your 8elt If you should be right," others whom yon consult will make use of that knowledge, ReJyon yourself an keefyour own CounseL Trust nobody with your mind, but trust in God." " .v..--'.'-:--- to-irinoyU friend none to get everything and save all you get to stint ourselves and every one belonging to us to be the friend of no man and have no man for our friend to heapmterest,cent upon cent to be mean miserable and despised for some twenty or thirty years and riches will come as Buro as disease and disappointment. And when pretty near' enough wealth is collected by a disregard for all chari ties of tho human heart, at the ex pense of every enjoyment save that of wallowing in filthy meaness death comes to finish the vorkthe body is hurried in a hole, tho heirs dance over it; and the spirit goes-r-where? ; Way up among the White Moun tains, an old bachelor lives with two maiden sisters on a farm paid for and a surplus of money in the bank, who teaches by some incidents of his life the value of frugality. Ha is said to carry his boot under his arm to save wear, his present pair being fourteen years old and trood yet In his early lifo he sat up nights to burn cobs to , make eob ashes. Fifteen bushels of com cobs would make a peck of ashes, , for which he obtained 25 cents per . pock. ReocnUy hia maiden , aistera . were picking the geese under an open shed, when a flurry of wind drove off a Bingle feather into tho air. Tho bachelor Booing it go started with ' boots under hia arm and ran several miles into the neighboring township, I 1 A - t . inquiring ui u uspiuij buuo vi ctuij . one he met if they had seen a speck led feather fly over this way. Irish ITU. An English gentleman wishing to test the Irish wit, thus accosted an ' Irish laborer, who waa at work mend ' ing a fence:. : . "Say, Pat, suppose Satan was to come along now end see both of ua here, which do you suppose he would take, you or mef . 0 faith yer honor, ho'd tako mo. How sor said the Englishman, in astonishment . 'Well, sir," said Faddy, ho'd take me now, because ha wouldn't be sure of mo When ho come again; and ho'd " be sure of you at any time, and ho could afford to wait.

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