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A UAH'S REGRET.
O m child-love, my lore of long ago,
How great was life when you and I were
young !
The world was boundless, for we did not know;
And life a poem, for we bad not sung.
Now is the world grown small, and we thereon
Fill w.th wise toil and woe each flying day; j
Elves from the wood, dreams from my heart
are gone, '
And heaven is bare, for God is far away.
O my child-love, cannot you come again,
And I look on you with grave, innooen.
' eyes ?
Your God has many angels; I would fain
Woo for one bviir one angel from the skies'
O my child Joye, come bk, oome" back to me.
And. laughing, lead me from the care and
din;
Lay on my heart those small hands tenderly
And lovingly, to let the whole world in.
Hie Head of the Class.
"How do you spell threshold, Aunt
Katy?" asked Ilal as he came to my
room just from school.
',T-h-r-e-s-h-o-l-d," I answered.
; "Good enough," he replied; "but I
was sure as anything there was two h's
in it it sounds so, anyway. Poor Joe
failed in it to-day, and he got down one.
He feels awful had about it you know
he been at the head of the 1 class for
two weeks. "
"Oh, pshaw!" I answered, "I
wouldn't feel bad over that I don't
think it's quite fair to keep at the head
all the time, and not give any one else
a chance. Go down and ask Jo and the
rest to come up here and I will tell you
a story of something that happened in
my school life that I remember as
well as if it were but yesterday."
! Willie Fiske was one of the very
brightest boys in town, and although
he loved fun as well as any of the rest
of his mates, yet he was very fond of
study, and was never quite contented
until he reached the head of the class
in which he was.
When he was eleven years old he en
tered the grammar school, and his
father said at that time, "Willie, if you
ever get to be the first one of the first
class in the first division that is, to be
at the head of this great school I will
give you a gold swatch."
It looked like) a big job ; but Willie
was quite ready1 tto undertake it, and
answered :
"All right, papa; you can just make
up your mind to hand over the watch
by the time I'm fourteen years old."
i He went to work very much in earn
est, and as he passed from time to time
through the different classes, and suc
ceeded in keeping at the head of them
often for weeks together he began to
see that! the watch was a pretty sure
thing, and would imagine how grand
he should feel to take it out and "tell
the fellers the time of day."
Willie was a very generous boy, and
was never so happy as when sharing
some good thing with others. He
always defended the smaller boys, and
if any one was in trouble he was on
hand at once to help them out of it. Of
coursc.he was a great favorite with
bopTfhe boys and girls, and no one
ev sr seemed to envy him because he
had a rich father, or because he was so
good a scholar.
Just as he reached his fourteenth
birthday he entered the highest class in
the school. It was now that the watch
was to be won or lost !
He had not been in the class a week
before he found that he had a rivala
sweet little girl, named Flossie Lee.
She bad just come Into the school, as
her parents had only recently moved to
our village from a distant city, and
Flossie; after an examination, had been
placed in thesame class with Willie.
Her parents did not have much money,
but as their little girl was a fine scholar,
they felt that they must send her to
school as long as they could ; and Flos
sie had often told them that she "meant
to be a teacher and earn lots of money
for them." j
So you see that, although she did not
have a gold watch to work for, she had
something worth a great deal more.
And ihat Flossie Lee was the rival
Willie had found ; for she very soon
skipped over all the others and took
her place at the head of the class; and
it looked as though it was going to be a
pretty hard task to get her out of it.
Quite! In despair, one day, Willie said
to his mamma :
"It's no use trying, 1 tell you, I shall
never get higher than number two
never ! j Flossie Lee can't fail. But
there's one thing about it; if any one
has got! to keep me from getting to the
head this year, I'd rather it would be
Flossie than anybody else in school, for
I like her first rate." And I guess he
did, for many a fine pear or bunch of
grapes,1 or luscious orange did Willie
take from his own home table, and
watch his chance to put them into Flos
sie's modest little lunch basket that
hung under her sacque in the hall of
the school, "for, "as he told his mamma,
one day, "Flossie never seems to have
anything but crackers or bread and
always goes off iy herself to eat it,
when all the res ; of us are having lot's
of goodies; and I tell you it's fun,
mamma, to bidej and watch her eyes
shine when she finds t,he good things
I've put in! I guess she thinks it's
some good fairy that puts them there,
don't you?"
f- One day, at recess, as a group of boys
and girls were chatting together about
a very hard lesson they had just benj
reciting, in which every one of the
class had failed at least once, save Flos
sie, one of the boys-ivho was rather
rough in his way called out : j j
"Say, Will Fiske, you can bet on one
thing pretty sure, and that is : you'll
never get that gold watch as long as
Flossie Lee's in the class. Number one
she is and number one she will stay !"
"I know that,
' said FannyHuntleyj
perfect lesson in her
who never had a1
life. "I should think vou'd be as mad
as fire at her, Willie, instead of doing
what I saw you do to-day. Who was it
put that orange into her basket, I should
like to know, ehj?"
; "Fore I'd be such a tell-tale, Fan
Huntley," said a bright little girl in
the group; "if you weren't always peek
ing 'round you Wouldn't see so much."
"I don't care,j' answered Willie, "I
am not ashamed of it. Yes, I did put
an orange into her basket, and I wish I
had the chance oftener, for she's good
and kind, and I like her the best of any
girl in school so there, now!" and
turning on his heel, he called out ; j j
"Come on, fellers, let's have a game
of hookey beforej the bell rings," and
in two minutes he had forgotten all
about it.
Not so Flossie,, who had heard every
word. The children had stood directly
underneath an open window, where be
hind the blinds Flossie had been seated
eating the orange she had found in her
basket. The tears were in her eyes as
Willie turned away, but they were
more happy tears than sad ones. "My
goodness !" she exclaimed to herself,
"then it's he that's been putting all
these good things into my basket; and
he can't get a gold watch because I
always know my lessons. Oh, I wifeh
I could fail!" 1
She puzzled over it for a long time
how she could manage to fail honestly,
for she said to herself: "I can never
say I don't know if I
do,
when
the
questions are asked me."
At last sue tnougnt or a way
"I
know how I can do it," she said,
'i'day
after to-morrow comes our geography
review of the whole United States,
I won't even look at it, and then I
never remember everything, and
and
I'll
surely fail. Thn Villie will have iny
place, and get his vatch. "Oh, goody,
goody ! and I'll belli mamma and papa
all about it, so theywill know I needn't
have failed, and I'm sure they
want him to get! the watch when I
will
tell
them how good he fias been to meJ"j
And so for the first time in months
Flossie went to school the morningj of
the review lesson, hugging up the geog
raphy she had not jopened. The class
was called, and Flossie stepped quickly
to her place.
"Oh, dear," thought Willie,
looks so happy, I'm sure she
every answer in the lesson ; I
knows
almost
wish she wasn't quite so smart."
For a time all went well. Flossie
couldn't miss on giving the principal
rivers, when asked ; she knew them by
heart. Questions on the great lakes,
capes, bays, mountains, had to be j an
swered when put to her, because her
mind would remember them in spite of
her. At last came the capitals of j the
States. !
"Well, Miss Flossie," asked the
teacher, "will you give us the capital
of New Mexico?" j ;
For an instant she hesitated, then
with a look of delight that noboby
herself understood, she answered
but
"I
can't think, truly I can't." j
Flossie Lee had failed, and although
every oile was astonished, no one looked
so distressed about it as the one who
had been so anxious for so long a time
to get above her, and as the teacher
turned to him with, "Well, Master
Fiske, can you help Miss Flossie out ?"
he answered : j j ;
"Please, Miss Harding, if you wjuld
only let Flossiej think just a minute,
I'm sure she would remember. j I
"It's too late now," she repliedj "I
have passed it to you. What is the capi
tal of New Mexico?"
There was no look of pride in Wil
ie's
face, and no remembrance of any watch,
as he answered in a low tone, "Sinta
Fe." V .ijl
Quick as a flash, and with the bright
est of smiles, Flossie stepped down and
out of her place, and gently pushing
Willie into it, took the one he had left.
The scholars and teachers were much
surprised to see her look so happy pyer
what they thoiight would have made
her so miserable, but Flossie kept what
she had heard all to herself, and when
after a few days Willie went to her and
showed her beautiful little gold watch
that his father had given him for
gati
ting to the head of the school, she was
happier than ever.
Years after, Flossie told Willie what
she overheard from the window that
day, and how it was then that she
found out who had been putting the
good things into her basket, and then,
too, for the first time, how it "was "she
came to forget the capital of New
Mexico. ' And the funniest part of the
whobi gtpry is," that Willie has been
giving her tUe good things ever since,
and he still "likes her the best of any
girl in school" or out.
"Ho! you can't fool me. Aunt Katv."
! crieS Jo; as I finished. "Flossie Lee is
Aunt Florence, and Willie Fiske is our
own Uncle Will-and all I have to say
is good I for Aunt Florence." Golden
Hule. i '
Hew John Swore for Betty.
The laws of the State of Virginia pro
hibit marriage unless the parties are of
lawful age, or by the consent of the pa
rents. I
j John N , a well-to-do farmer in
the valley of Virginia, was blessed with
every comfort except that important
desideratum a wife. John cast his
eyes around, but unsuccessfully, until
they fell upon the form of a certain
Betty, daughter of John Jones, one of
the prettiest girls in the country. After
a courtship of six weeks, John was
rendered happy by the consent of the
fair Betty.
The next day, John with a friend,
went to town to get the necessary doc
uments, with the forms of procuring
which he was most lamentably ignor
ant. Being directed to the clerk's office,
John, with a good sleal of hesitation,
informed the urbane Mr. Brown that he
was going to get married to Betty
Jones, and wanted to know what he
must do to compass that desirable con
summation. Mr.! Brown, with a bland
smile, informed! him that after being
satisfied that no legal impediment pre
vented the ceremony, he would for the
sum and consideration of $3 grant him
the license. John, much relieved,
handed but the necessary, funds.
"Allow me," said Brown, "to ask you
a few questions. You are 21 years, of
age, 1 suppose, Mr. N ?"
"Yes," said John.
"Do you solemnly swear that Betty
Jones, spinster, is of lawful age (made
and enacted by the Legislature of Vir
ginia) to take the marriage vow?"
"What's that?" said John.
Mr. B. repeated.
"Well," said John, "I want to get
married but I joined the church at the
last revival, and 1 wouldn't swear fora
hundred dollars."
'Then, sir, you cannot get mar
ried." "Can't get married! Good gracious,
Mr. Clerk, they'll turn me out of church
if I swear! Don't refuse me, Mr.
Clerk, for heaven's sake. I'll give you
$10 if you let me off from swearing."
"Can't do it, Mr. N ." .
"Hold on, Mr. Clerk, I'll swear ! I
wouldn't give up Betty, for a dozen
churches. I'll swear : May I be d d
if she ain't IS years old' give me the
license."
After the clerk bursted a few but
tons off! his vest, he granted the license.
Be Lost Sis Fortune.
He was a hollow eyed, desolate and
forlorn looking individual, and pre
sented a sad type of humanity as he
leaned up against a lamp post. The
winter' winds sang mournful dirges
through the rags that hung from hijs
coat, and his neglected beard resem
bled the fibres on a cocoanut. He had
evidently seen many better days and
much whiskey that might have been
better.
I "Move on," said an officer in a gruff
voice, as he came up to him.
i "That's it," said the desolate look
ing man; "that's what I've heard from
the world ever since I lost my fortune.
This big world is too busy to allow me
to stand still even for a few moments,
and I must move on,' although I have
nothing to move and nowhere to move
it to. Oh, if 1'dpnly saved my fortune
this would not have been. I'd been
ridinff in a carriage with four horses
and red painted wheels, I'd had dia
monds,; fine clothes, servants, deadhead
tickets to shows, an aristocratic case of
dyspepsia and "
"How did you lose your fortune?"
asked the officer, who was perhaps
ignorant of the art and desired the in
formation for his own private benefit.
"Well, you see," replied the broken
man, "I was in Chicago in 1873 when
wheat jumped twenty-five cents on the
bushel, and I knowed a man who had
400,000 bushels for sale on the day be
fore the jump, and if I'd had the money
tobuyjl'd have made a cool hundred
thousand on the next day. So you see
I lost a fortune in one day, and here I'm
busted flat on the tramp and out of
mon ' " '
'Now, then, you move on or s I'll
take you in," said the officer, and he
moved on.
A Tbousrlitfal wife.
Doctor S-
the whilom Professor
of Hebrew In one of our theological col
leges, had a strong impression that his
wife was not the most tender-heartetd
woman living, and it had even entered
into his Imagination thar she was jnbt
capable of deep and self-sacrificing love;
In fact, he had more than once let tier
see how his mind was bertt in that! re
spect, and be sure that it did not at all
mend the matter. j
One day the doctor had gone to
a
neighboring town, to visit f. i riend J
foot. On his way home, and when
n
ar
from any human habitation, a sudden,
shower befell him, aye, it quickly
came to be a storm with lightning and
thunder, vivid and crashing. The poor
man was in a terrible plight. He was
subject to rheumatism, acute and pain
ful, and a thorough wetting by fain
would be sure to bring it on. Asja
strange and ghostly luck would have it,
at that moment the old sexton came up on
his hearse. He had to drive directly by
the doctor's door. The good man hailed
him and begged for a ride.'
"I shall die if I get wet," he said .
"There ain't room up here. Doctor.
for only one, and a plagued small seat
at that; but if you're a mind to geti in
side, you can do so. Sakes alive t'd
rather ride in there strong and"wjell
than dead." '-. , j "'
The doctor did not stop long to con
sider. Any port ; in such a storm as
that, he thought, as he crept into! the
body of the hearse, and pulled the nar
row door shut after him. j j
In due time -just before noon-j-t
sexton pulled up at the doctor's door,
and the good wife, who chanced to ibe
standing at the front window,1 wheii she
saw the ghostly equipage stop at her
door-stone, went to see why it was
"For mercy's sake, Mr. Prout,
what' ve ye stopped here with
dreadful thing for?"
that
"I have the doctor your husband--
inside, Madam."
"Goodness me ! Who'd 'a thought i t!
No more midnight tram pin' over them
everlastin' old Hebrews ! Sally ! Sal
ly !"- suddenly turning, and directing
her voice down Into the cellar kit
"take that mutton out of the oven !
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Take it risrht out! It'll make dirin
-7
for, to-morrow, and "
She stopped suddenly, for just
she saw her husband crawling out from
the hearse. She saw this much; andj
then retired within the citadel, 'wliat;
transpired there we cannot say. it was
better not to tell, perhaps, even if we
knew.
Babies.
We always did dote on babies.
!In
fact, we were a babv once ourselves.
Or rather were -babies, as we jwre
twins. We called our 1 Ma Louisiana,
because she was run by a dual govern
ment. There are numerous kinds of
hahies. Somft are white, and some Ire
not auite so white, and some are black.
Then there are doll babies. Rag bamesj
i - u.. v it " r ;v, ? -l J
are me iavorites ui me jrrccuujicaj
nartv. Then, aff-ain. there are wai than
bies. We were whacks babies, be jrajusej
our mother whacked us so much when
we were small. But weare not proud.
China babies do not wear pig-tais,or
blue shirts, neither do they spin. There
is a vast difference between China and
Chinese babies. No one ever saw a
Chinese baby. Perhaps our love If orj
babies arises from the fact that we never
owned a baby, or ever had a part in per
est in one. A mother! always has a
"part" interest in one when she tries to
comb its hair. When we feel lane
we just borrow our neighbor's baby
t.
to
cheer us up, We don't feel lonely ldngt
then. It is more busy than lonely.l Jit
is a study to sit and watch a twe Ive
month old (or young) baby enjoying
itself. There is that utter naivete and
reckless abandon about; them that we
cannot but admire. There is no 1 esi
tation on their part in smearingj your
light pants with molasses candy, pr the
pulling oyer of a malachite card-jta ble.
They are imbued with a sort of a de n't-care-a-continental
element that! mkejs
them attractive. We hive seen aj threje
hundred dollar watch ruined in two
secoi.ds by an investigating babyi Both
the baby and the watch rolled djnjn a
flight of stairs. It was our cduiins
baby, and we were watching it jwthile
the mother was sewing for the. little
heathen. We never took a job liiejthat
on tick again. Both the baby and. the
watch were sent to the dry-docka . for
repairs. A poor man once told us that
when he was despondent, there was
nothing buoyed (or girjed) up his i spir
its so quickly as his wife's babyi j (We
took his word for it. IJe couldn't give
a note. Babies have many advantages
and disadvantages, j They doljnot
smoke nor drive fast horses. They do
drive fast asleep away, Jiowever. j There
fs nothinir ' as vet. invented that twill
more effectually rob ("tired. nirWire!'
nrera
sweet restorer" and a feather ibfedbf
their comforts than aj choleric
wv used to think we would like
bby.
be
chief matron or pa-tron
of a foundling
asylum. We have changed our
aind
111 If. s
ers
then
!.
A visit to the baby show fixed
Babies, as a fiend in human form
i the other day, would raakegood
told ti
farmers, as they are so used to sighs and
Wry faces while being cradled by ner
vous mothers. Some babies are born
with, ja- silver, spoon in their, mouths
Perhaps that js why, some young men
are sofspooney. It Is to one's advantage
to be a baby during a riot. But when
free tickets to the circus are being dis
tributed it is very much otherwise.
Were j there no babies, the cheering
spectacle of a ninety-five pound man
pushing a coach full of twins and fol
lowed by a two hundred and forty
three pound woman, would no longer
be secb on our streets. The soldiers
stationed in cities would, like Othello,
find their occupation jgone, and would
mourn for the nurses that were not. It
is wise, therefore, that babies are. We
trust they will continue to be. Some
people despise babies. We don't, for
we; wire. taught to "despise not the day
of sin ill things." A baby does not last
more than ten or twelve years, except
in rare cases. un looking over tho
causes of death, weekly, In the city pa-
we find there Is one thing of
babies never die old ane.
the wisdom of being; a baby,
everybody was a baby once.
nly notable exceptions to this
re Adam and Eve, old Bill Allen,
dorado stone man, Joyce Heth.
itra, Sergeant'Bates and; old man
;r. x our own Daoy is always a
is, your neighbor's a failure.
What He Wanted.
The bolt on the back door had needed
replacing for a long time, but it was
only the other night that Mr. Throcton
had the presence of mind to buy a new
one and take it home. After supper he
hunted up his tools, removed the old
bolt, and measured the location for the
new pne. He must bore some new
holes and Mrs. Throcton heard him
roaming around the kitchen and wood
shed, I slamming doors, pulling out
drawers, and kicking furniture around.
She went to the head of the stairs, and
called down :
"Richard, do you want anything?"
IYjcs, ldo!" he yelled back. "I
wantjto know where inTexas that cor
screvf is?". " 1 r
Corkscrew, Richard?" ,
""Vies, corkscrew! I've looked the
hous over and can't find it!"
"Why, we never had one, Richard."
'Didn't eh? We've had a dozen of
'em in the last two years, and I bought
one r ot four weeks ago. Its always the
way when I want anything."
"But you must be out of your head,
husb ind," she said, as she descended
the b airs, j "We've kept house seven
yeara, and I never remember seeing
you b ring a corkscrew home."
"oi yes, I'm out of my head, I am?"
he grfumbled as he pulled out the sew
ing machine drawer and turned over
its contents. "Perhap3 I'd better go to
the"liuatic asylum right away !"
"Well, Richard, I know that I have
nevej: seen a corkscrew in this house."
"Then you are as blind as an owl In
daylight, for I've bought five or six.
The house is always upside down, any
howjand I never can find anything!"
"The house is kept as well as any of
your folks can keep ene !" she retorted,
growing red In the face.
; 'Ifd like my mother here , to show
you a few things," he said, as ho
stretched his neck to look on j the high
shelf In the pantry. ;
"Perhaps she'd boil her spectacle)
with the potatoes again !" answered the
wife! '!. jl .
"Do you know who you are talking
to?'ihe yelled, as he jumped down.
"Yes, Idol" j
j "Well, you'll be going for York State,
if yqu don't look out!" !
1'd like to see myself. When I go
tliisjhouse goes I"
"Look out Nancy !"
"J'm afraid of no man that lives."
j I'll leave you!" j
I "And I'll laugh to see you go!"
Going cloe up to her, he extended
his nger, shook it to emphasize his
words and slowly said :
"Nancy Throcton, I'll ; apply for a
divorce to-morrow ! I'll tell the judge
I kindly and lovingly asked you
e the gimlet was, and I you said
never had one in the house, which
Id falsehood, as I can prove!"
jrimlet?" she exclaimed, j
es, gimlet!" j
"Why, I know where there are three
or four ! You said corkscrew !"
"Did I?" he gasped, sitting down on
the rner of the table; "well, now, I
belipfe I did."
"And you went and abused me like a
slavje because I wouldn't .say; a gimlet
waaa corkscrew!" she sobbed falling
on the lounge.
"Nancy," he said tenderly lifting
her up. I
j j"0, Richard!" she chokingly an
swered. And that household Is so quietly
happy that a canary bird would sing
its head off If hung up in the halL
now.
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