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VOL. IV.
RALEIGH, N. C, THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1875.
NO. 38.
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DIRECTORY.
I nlted States orerDmBl.
i
firant. of Illinois, l'resi-
1
.!.:it.
II....... vi!nn of Mass.. V. President.
Hamilton Finh.orN. Y.. Sec'y of ftate.
itHiiiamin H. Uristow, of Kentucky,
sti Ury of the Treasury.
William W. liHkr.ap, of Iowa, Secre
tarv of War.
(;er-eM. RoJeson, of New Jersey,
s-. etarvof the Navy.
CluinbnTeIano, of Ohio, Secretary
, : the Interior
i:.-,n;clL Williams, of Oregon, A t-
..rnev iJeneral.
Mrhall Jewell, of Connecticut, Post
ii. i-ttr ieneral.
suprfiur Court of the IT. Si.
t. .,r;in U. Waite. of Ohio, Chief
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.luslice.
y,:lrin Clifford, of Me., A sso. Justice.
S..ah H. Swayne.of O.,
Hm-I F. Miller, or la., 44
,. i Iavi., of III.,
. ..,,1,-u J. Field, of Cal., 44
illiam M. Strong.of Pa., 44
j ,...h F. Bradley,of N.J. 44
W.ir.l II unt, of N. Y.,
..urt meets first Monday in Decern -;.
r, .-it Washington.
. C . Itepreseutatlon in Congress.
SENATK.
. . Merrimon, of Wake.
M W. Hansom, ol Northampton.
II l K OF REPRESENTATIVES.
!..:ri-t-Jesse J. Yeatew.
. I J. A. Hyman.
i A. M. Waddell.
4 ;, Joseph J. Davis.
V!i A. M. Scales.
; :, Thomas S. Ashe.
;.!, W. M. Bobbins.
Robert B. Vance.
I'uited States Courts
I !.e staled terms of the U. S. Circuit
n l lM-triet Courts are as follows :
I'niied states Circuit Court Eastern
jiri t North Carolina Hejd. in Ral-
i-li lirt Monday in June and lastMon
i.iy in November.
H. L. Bond, Circuit Court Judge;
ri'K-iK-e. Baltimore, Md.
i;i-. W. Brooks, District Court Judge,
i:.iu rn IMrit; resid. Elizabeth City.
I . S. Marshal. J. B. Hill; oft"., Raleigh.
N. .1. Kiddick, Circuit Court Clerk;
t KHN ItlSTUHT O.ilTKTS.
I'... -tit 'it v. thud Monday in April
r . k .M. I; Co! i.Mir : resi.. i-iiz.
t nr.
Nm I.- rn.
urth Mom'iiy in April
it: ! i rti1ier.
K. Tinker; rei., Newbern.
Wiiinincton. lirst Monday after the
( nrih Monday in April and October.
rierk. Win. Irkins; resi., Wilming-
' :).
Marsha, J.B. Hill, office, Raleigh.
Histrict Attorney, Richard C. Badger;
r vidence. Raleigh.
Assistant, W. II. Young, Oxford.
I. S. CIHCriT COt: RT WESTERN DIST
!I. L. Bond, U.S. Circuit Court Judge,
lliltimore, Md.
Holrt P. Dick, U. S. District Judge,
Western District ; resi., Greensboro.
Kobert M. Douglas, U. S. Marshal;
ilioe, (ireensboro.
rircuit and District Courts in the
W t stern District are held at the same
lime.
lireensboro, first Monday in
Ti l October.
April
i lerk, John W. Payne;
reJ., Greena-
ro.
Matesville, third Monday in April and
tober.
ierk, Henrv C. Cowles; resi., States-
if.
Asheville.first Monday after the fourth
Monday in April and October.
Herk, K. R. Hamptou ; vesi., Ashe-
irSil S. Lusk, U. S. District Attor
ney ; residence, Asheviile.
Assistant, W. S. Ball, Greensboro.
I niced states Internal Revenue.
J- Young.Collectorf ourth District,
ilioe, Raleigh.
1 W. Perry, Supervisor Carolinas,
I--., otlice, Raleigh.
hades Perry. Assistant Supervisor,
K-Ueigh.
Hint.
r.ran.-h Mint oi the U. S. at Charlotte.
ovrrnment of North Carolina.
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
' "unis ll. Brogden.of Wayne, Governor,
'lin B. Neatherj', Private Secretary.
I:- I". Armfield, of Iredell, Lieutenant
'vernor, and President of the Senate.
. II. Ilowerton, of Rowan, Sec of State.
11 iv id A. Jenkins, of Gaston, Treasurer.
I. Jenkins, Teller.
nai,i W. Bain, Chief Clerk.
: '!n Keilly, of Cumberland, Auditor.
v"m. P. Wetherell. Chief ClprL-
D. Pool, of Craven, Sunt, of Public
instruction. In
itn c. c.orman, of Wake, Adj. Gen'ral.
i. I.
Hargrove, of Granville, Att. Gen.
Kerr, Mecklenburg, state Geolo-
v.". l
J-'". R. Pumell, of Forsythe, Libra'n.
IIe!:ryM. Miller, oi Wake, Keeper of
Capitol.
UOVKRNOR'S COUXCIU
1 lie Secretary ot State, Treasurer,
Aii.htyr and Supt. of Public Instruct'n.
Institutions..
r' ic I'niveiVity of North Carolina is
J U,ar.ol Hill. The Institution for the
af ami Dumb and the Blind ; the In
' e Asylum and the State Penitentiary
' trtn!?fgo.
DIRECTORY.
Secretary of State, Treasurer, Auditor,
Superintendent of Public Instruction
and Attorney Ooneral constitute the
State Board of Education. The Gover
nor is President, and the Superinten
dent of Public Instruction, Secretary of
the Board.
Supreme Court.
Richmond M. Pearson, of Yadkin.Chief
Justice.
Edwin G. Reade.of Person, Asso. Justice.
Wm.B. Rod man. Bean fort,
W. P. Bynum, Mecklenburg,"
Thomas Settle, Guilford, "
Tazewell L. Hargrove, of Granville, Re
porter. W. II. Bagley, of Wake, Clerk.
D. A. Wicker, of Wake, Marshal.
Meets in Raleigh on the tirst Monday
in January and June.
Superior Courts.
Samuel W. Watts, Judge Sixth Judi
cial District; residence, Franklinton.
J. C. L. Harris, Solicitor, Raleigh.
Wake County Government.
Commissioners Solomon J. Allen,
Chairman; Wru. Jinks, A. G. Jones.
Win. D. Turner, J. Robert Nowell.
Sheriff S. M. Dunn.
Superior Court Clerk Jno. N. Bunting.
Treasurer David Lewis.
Register of Deeds W W. White.
Coroner James M. Jones.
Surveyor N. J. Whitaker.
City (orernment.
Mayor John C. Gorman.
Commi.ssioncrs-J5tMicm Ward H. M.
Miller, D. L. Royster, Stewart Ellison.
Middle Ward John C. Palmer, W. C.
Stronach. J. C. R. Little. IFe,8em TFard
Wm. W. White, John R. O'Neill, J.
H. Jones.
Treasurer John Nichols.
Clerk and Collector Francis M. Sor-
rell.
Chief Police James C. King.
POETRY.
Little Things.
Great events, we often find,
On little things depend ;
And very small beginnings
Have oft a mighty end.
What volumes may be written
With little drops of ink !
How small a leak, unnoticed,
A mighty ship will sink !
A tiny insect's labor
Makes the coral strand,
And mighty seas are girdled
With grains of golden sand.
MISCELLANEOUS.
A WIDOWED BRIDE.
BY AMY
RANDOLPH.
A mellow, spring twilight, with
the crocuses lifting their tiny spears
of gold along the garden walks, and
early violets beginning to spangle
the ground with blue, on the south
side of running brooks. Such a twi
light as touches a thousand chords
of memory, and involuntarily dis
poses one to sadness. Nor did John
Marchleigh, leaning back in the ex
press train with folded arms, and
eves fixed dreamily on the amber
'glory of the sunset, escape its Influ
ence.
liut no rou.Ki nimselt witn an
effort.
44 1 must not let myself drift into
melancholy to-night of all nights in
the year," ho said to himself, as he
danced at his watch. 44 1 must re
member that I am going to be mar
ried !"
John Marchleigh had been en-
crajred for three years. For three
years: now long it naa seemea
when first he plighted his troth to
orettv Isabel Ives. How short it
seemed now, to look back upon. He
a r
had steadily worked his way up
wards from almost the lowest po
sition in Messrs. Howell & Starke's
great importing warehouse, to a po
sition, well-to-do and comfortably
salaried, and now he was on his way
to be married.
As he sprang from the train at the
little way-station, the usual idlers,
who haunt such a place, looked at
each other with nudges, winks, and
meaning glances.
44 They all Know that l am com-
incr home to be married," he
thought, coloring, and a little an-
noyed. 44 Village gossip travels fast
a place like this."
Yes. They knew that, and they
knew more. John Marchleigh would
hardly have whistled as buoyantly
as ne aia, crossing the great rye
meadow, where a meandering path,
close to the old stone wall, made a
44 short-cut" of well-nigh a quarter
of a mile, had he known all that
they knew.
44 1 wonder how he'll take It ?"
said one.
44 He'll be raving furious,; ot
course," said another.
44 But that won't mend matters,"
remarked a third.
... 44 Women is all alike and always
s." commented the philosopher
of the party. 44 He might ha' know
ed it.
The old Ives homestead was a
red brick house, its north wall over
grown with gloosy sheets of ivy, and
its porch shadowed with the droop
ing boughs of a pear tree, pro
nounced by popular tradition to be
a hundred years old. As March
leigh stepped on the steps, a slight,
pretty girl of seventeen ran out at
the door.
44 John !"
She colored and trembled, and
laid her hand on her heart.
14 Yes, it is I, Edith. Did I startle
you so much ?"
"No-yes it isnfe that!" as he
laid his hand on her shoulder in the
affectionate way that became her
future brother-in-law. 44 Didn't you
get our telegram, John ?"
44 Telegram ? No ! Has anything
happened?"
His face paled as he stood therein
the uncertain twilight. Edith Ives
began to sob and wring her hands.
4tOh, John! John! how cruel,
how heartless you must think us all !
Bell is married !"
44 Bell married ! Good heavens !"
he ejaculated, clasping both hands
over his eyes, 44 am I dreaming?"
44 She was married last night. She
nas gone to .Niagara, we all op
posed it, but she would have her
own way. You know how willful
she was, John ; and he bewitched
her, I believe. He is very rich, and
he owns a villa in Switzerland, and
a yacht, and a Newport cottage, and
he's heir to a title, I believe, and "
44 He? Whom?" hoarsely inter
rupted John Marchleigh. 44 You
forget that you have not even told
me his name as yet."
44 Evelyn Captain Carston Eve
lyn, of the British army. But come
in, John, don't stand there, looking
white and ghastly, like a corpse.
Dear John, we are all so sorry for
you !"
And again Edith burst into a pas
sion of hysterical sobs and tears.
44 Stop," said John, always with
the husky lump in his throat
44 don't speak to me now, please.
Leave me here a little by myself. I
will come in presently. Married!
Bell married !"
Isabella Ives was an ambitious
girl, but up to this last lightning-
swift episode in her life she had not
been a bad girl. She had loved
John Marchleigh truly and tender
ly ; she had intended to remain con
stant to him ; but somehow the glit
ter and glamour of Captain Evelyn's
Dame and rank had dazzled her and
chanered the current of her whole
nature. She had married in haste
was she destined to follow out the
course of the venerable proverb, and
44 repent at leisure ?" y
A bride at NiagaraFalls, with the
full beautv and freshness of her
bridal toilette, ail faint grays and
pearl colors, with a broad circlet of
gold on her wedding-finger, and or
ange buds in the trimming of the
dainty French hat which had so ex
cited the envy of the village girls !
Mrs. Captain Evelyn! She had
gained the goal of her ambition
and was she any the happier for it?
She scarcely dared own the truth
to herself; but, although they had
not yet been married three days,
she was beginning to be afraid of
her husband. He was moody.
gloomy; subject to alternate fits of
deep dejection and boisterous spirits.
He had berated her severely once or
twice, when he found her sitting
alone and quiet.
44 1 hate sulky people," said Cap
tain Evelyn. 44 1 like people to be
in spirits. I need amusing, and I
supposed when I married you that
you would help to amuse me !"
Not very encouraging this, to a
bride!
" Sitting all by yourself, Bell ?"
he cried, gayly, a he came into
their private parlorr
44 Yes," she answered, looking up
with a smile. 44 Where have you
been, Carston ?"
44 Taking a walk on Goat Island.
Thinking how best to break the
news to you."
44 What news?" she asked, with
wondering eyes.
14 The news that I am not what I
seem, x am not uarston iveiyn at
all. I am don't faint, my love I
am tne eiaest son oi a juormon
prophet. I have bought a ticket to
Salt Lake City. We shall start this
afternoon. I have five other wives,
but they are all peaceable, well-dis
posed women. They will not nuar-
rel with you." I
Isabella started to her feet, pale j
and trembling. ;
44 Now don't be frightened, don't,"
said her husband, persuasively.
44 It's a very nice place out there.
They're very nice people. I'm quite
sure you'll like It, and if you don't
why all you have to do is to come
back to your own people again. It's
quite an everyday thing there, las
sure you. Now, if you're going to
cry, I shall just clear out until the
shower is over. Anything but a
woman's tears !"
He went out, muttering between
his closed lips what sounded very
like an oath, and banging the door
behind him. While poor Bell, over
whelmed with fright and terror, let
her head fall on the window-sill,
and burst into tears.
As she thus abandoned herself to
the agony of her distress, the sound
of voices on the piazza below was
wafted up to her ears, as one hears
voices in a dream, meaningless
sounds at firt, until a name,was
pronounced that made her start and
thrill.
44 Carston Evelyn!"
44 Calls himself Captain Carston
Evelyn !" retorted the second speak
er. O, he's got as many names as
there are letters in the alphabet.
And what adds to the point of the
joke is that he's got a bride with
him!"
44 Married ?"
44 Yes, married !"
44 What woman would be fool
enough to have him ? A crazy, un
principled fool, that his friends
ought to be indicted for allowing to
roam at large over the country,"
uttered the first, in a tone of the
deepest contempt.
44 Some women are fools enough
for anything," wa3 the careless re
sponse. " But as I knew his 44 con
fidence games " of old, I've thought
it best to drop a word in the land
lord's ear. There'll be a rattling of
dry bones presently, see if there
isn't. Carston Evelyn, indeed !"
And a derisive laugh followed the
words.
The voices receded. Apparently
the speakers walked away, and Bell
sat like one stunned, while alter
nate flushes of cold and heat thrilled
through her. Surely it could not
be possible; it could not.
Just here camera tap at thidoor,
and the landlord entered.
14 The gentleman has gone,' he
said. 4 I suppose you are respon
sible for all the expenses that you
have incurred as "
44 Gone ! Where?" cried the de
serted brid; springing to her feet.
44 He took a ticket to Chicago,"
said the landlord, evidently unde
cided whether Mrs. Evelyn's sur
prise was reality or acting, 4t so the
agent says, but
44 I have no money," cried Bell,
excitedly. 44 I am quitealone. I"
And she began to cry.
The landlord was a kindly-na-tured
man, and the sight of the tears
on Bell's pretty cheeks fairly melt
ed him.
44 Telegraph to your friends," said
he.
And Bell took his advice.
Her father and Edith came on to
Niagara after her. Alas, poor,
broken-hearted little bride !
44 My dear," said Mr. Ives, 44 it
seems a great misfortune that your
husband has left you, but perhaps
it is ail for the best. The day after
your wedding a gentleman came on
from the West to warn us against
this this young man. He told us
he was partially insane, and ought
not to be at large that he was not
responsible that, instead of being
wealthy, he was deeply in debt
wherever people could be found to
trust him. We shall, of course, take
immediate steps for a divorce, and
in the meantime forget him, if you
can."
44 If lean!" sobbed Bell. 44 Oh,
papa, l never lovea nim. i oniy
married him because I thought I
should be rich and influential. Pa
pa, I am rightly punished."
No divorce was necessary. News
reached them the next day that poor
Carston Evelyn, as he chose to call
himself, was killed by the express
train, in attempting to spring on
when it was in motion, and so Bell
Ives's married life became a mere
dream of the past.
44 Perhaps John will inarry me,
after all, now that I am free," she
thought. For, foolish and false as
she had been, she still loved John
Marchleigh.
But John Marchleigh had re
ceived a lesson he was not likely to
forget. He never married the fair
forsaken. And to all appearances
she is likely to remain a widow to
the end of her days.
As an instance of the depreciation
of property In the oil regions, it is
said that wells that once brought
$250,000 can now be purchased for f
$15,000.
Position In Sleeping.
It is better to go to sleep on the
right side, for then the stomach is
very much in the position of a bot
tle turned upside down, and the
contents of it are aided in passing
out by gravitation. If one goes to
sleep on the left side, the operation
of emptying the stomach of its con
tents is more like drawing water
from a well. After going to sleep,
let the body take its own position.
If you sleep on your back, especi
ally soon after a hearty meal, the
weight of the digestive organs and
of the food resting on the great vein
of the body, near the backbone,
compresses it and arrests the flow
of the blood more or less. If the
arrest is partial, the sleep is disturb
ed, and there are unpleasant dreams.
If the meal has been recent and
heavy, the arrest is more decided,
and the various sensations, such as
falling over a precipice, or the pur
suit of a wild beast, or other im
pending dangers, and the desperate
effort to get rid of it, arouse us, and
send on the 'stagnating blood, and
we wake in fright, or trembling, or
in a perspiration, or feeling exhaust
ed, according to the degree of stag
nation and the length dnd strength
of the efforts made to escape the
danger.
But when we are unable to es
cape the danger when we do fall
over the precipice, when the tumb
ling building crushes us what
then? That is death! That is the
death of those of whom it is said,
when found lifeless in the morning :
44 That they were as well as ever
they were the day before;" and
often it i3 added, and " ate heartier
than common V1 This last, as a fre-
auent cause of death to those who
have gone to bed to wake no more,
the writer gives merely as a private
opinion. The possibility of this
truth is enough to deter any rational
man fr4m a late and hearty meal.
This we do know with certainty,
and waking up in the night with
painful diarrhea, or cholera, or bil
ious colic, ending in death in a
short time, is probably traceable to
the late large meal. The truly wise
will take the safe side. For per
sons to eat three times a day, it is
amply sufficient to make the last
meal of cold bread and butter, and
a cup of some warm drink. No one
can starve on it ; while a persever
ance soon begets a vigofous appe
tite for breakfast, so promising of a
day's comfort.
The Great Woman Writer.
From a discriminating review in the
New York Sun.
It cannot be denied that George
Eliot uses ideality. But, as intima
ted above, she employs it as some
part of a complete apparatus for
making an exact imitation of what
is real. She pursues this object
with grand steadiness and freshness
of nerve, an ever-prasent discrim
ination, a perfectly clear conception
of what she wants to do, an almost
unfailing judgment Of modes and
materials of illustration. She brings
to her task a very wide range of ap
parently exact knowledge. You
are convinced that she could deliver
instructive lectures on the intrica
cies of real estate law, on medical
science and its history, on states
manship, on theology and its influ
ence in the world, on political in
trigues and the tricks of dema
gogues, on any of the exact sciences,
on the syntax of the Latin and
Greek languages, not disdaining
even to tell you how carpentry
work is made, farms drained and
tilled, cattle and the dairy cared
for, quarries and mines worked,
weaving done ; how different men
smoke their pipes differently, and
the indications of character therein
displayed ; how topers like their
toddy mixed ; how men and wo
men of all classes talk and act ; how
comfortable or uncomfortable it is
to be shaved by a barber. You are
sure that her character is many
sided ; that is to say, her humanity
is large, full and complete ; that she
is very catholic, very charitable, j
very tender-hearted ; that she is
kind to speechless animals and all
helpless things.
The Clergyman's Pantaloons.
North Adams has a tailor long
known for his keen, pungent wit.
Not long since, a well-known cler
gyman called at his shop with a
pair of pantaloons and asked him if t
they could be repaired. The knight f
of the shears unrolled them, held '
them up in a most artistic manner,
carefully examined them, and re
plied, 44 Yes, yes ! the knees are the
best part of them." The reverend
gentleman saw the joke, smiled
blandly, and gracefully bowed him
olf out.
ltise of the Handkerchief.
Until the reign of the Empress
Josephine, a handkerchief was
thought in France so shocking an
object that a lady would never have
dared to use it before anyone. The
word was even carefully avoided in
refined conversation. An actor who
would have used a handkerchief on
the stage, even in the most tearful
moments of the play, would have
been unmercifully hissed; and it
was only in the beginning of the
present century that a celebrated
actress, Mile. Duchesnois, dared to
appear with a handkerchief in her
hand. Having to speak of this
handkerchief in the course of the
piece, she never could summon
courage to call it by its true name,
but referred to it as a light tissue.
A few years later, a translation of
one of Shakspeare's plays, by Alfred
de Vigny, having been acted, the
word handkerchief was used, for
the first time on the stage, amid
cries of indignation from a great
part of the house. I doubt if even
to-day French elegantes would carry
handkerchiefs if the wife of Napo
leon I. had not given the signal for
adopting them. The Empress Jo
sephine, although really lovely, had
ugly teeth. To conceal them she
was in the habit of carrying small
handkerchiefs, adorned with costly
laces, which she continually raised
gracefully to her lips. Of course all
the ladies of the court followed her
example, and handkerchiefs have
rapidly become an important and
costly part of the feminine toilet;
so much so that the price of a single
handkerchief of the trousseau of the
Duchess of Edinburgh would make
the fortune of a necessitous family.
Gambling Women in England.
Seventy or eighty years ago gamb
ling was prevalent in English high
society. Our readers generally
know, perhaps, that Charles James
Fox lost his millions at play, while
other distinguished personages were
equally as heavy losers. The wo
men were as infatuated as the men,
and some of them actually kept
faro tables. Three of them, Ladies
Buckinghamshire, Archer and
Mount Edgecombe, were particu
lary notorious, and were nicknamed
44 Faro's Daughters." Lord Ken
yon said of them : 44 They think
they are too great for the law. I
wish they could be punished. If
any prosecutions of this nature are
fairJy brought before me. and the
parties are justly convicted, what
ever be their rank or station in the
country, though they should be the
first ladies in the land, they should
certainly exhibit themselves in the
pillory." When this plain-spoken
judge actually came to try several
aristocratic dames for keeping gam
ing tables, he merely punished them
by fines. Galloay, the caricaturist,
was less sparing, for he depicted one
lady as undergoing a public whip
ping, and represented others as
standing in the pillory. In Miss
Edgeworth's novel of 44 Belinda,"
the black-leg mania among the fair
sex is graphically portrayed. Play-
insr at cards lor moderate states is
still much more prevalent in Eng
land than in this country, but lady
gamesters are much more rare than
they formerly were. Yet we read
that a titled lady, name not given,
has recently lost $500,000 at ecarle,
which will compel her husband to
sell a large portion of his real estate,
and economize on the continent for
some years to come.
Newspaper By-Laws.
1. Be brief. This is the age of
telegraphs and stenography.
2. Be pointed. Don't write all!
i uz . .! tu u:tt.. ft I
aruuuu a suujeub wimum nnwug .
u. t?ut; i,io, Kiuy uuu y w j
moralize, it's a drowsv suDiect. I
i
Let the reader do his own dream-
ing.
4. Eschew preface. Plunge at
once into your subject, nice a swim-
mer into cold water. .
5-. If you have written a sentence
that you think particularly fine,
draw your pen through it. A pet
cnnu is always uie wursi iu we
family.
6. Condense. Make sure that you
really have an idea, and then re
cord it in the shortest possible
terms. We want thoughts in their
quintessence.
7. When your article is complet-
ed, strike out nino-tenths of the ad-
jectives.
Uncle 'Zekiel, who lately traveled
from Pawtucket, R. I., to Spring
field, Mas., and back, on his re
turn, declared that, if the world's
as big t'other way as 'tis that way,
then it's a tarnation whopper, an'
no mistake.
The Pilgrim and the Ktiight.
In a noble castle there once resid
ed a very rich knight. He expend
ed much money in adorning and
beautifying his dwelling,1, but he
gave very little to the pdor. A
weary pilgrim camo to the castle
and asked for a night's lodging.
The knight haughtily refused him,
and said : , i
44 This castle is not an inn.!',
The pilgrim replied, 44 Permit m?
to ask two questions, and I will de
part."
44 Upon this condition speqk," re-'
plied the knight ; 44 1 will readily
answer you."
The pilgrim then said to him :
44 Who dwelt in this before you ?"
44 My father," replied the knight j
44 And who will dwell here after;
you ?" still asked the pilgrlrn. !
The knight said, 44 With! God's
will, my son." -j
44 Well," said the pllgrltn, 44 If
each dwells but a short time In the
castle, and in time must depart and
make way for another, what arct
you here otherwiso than juests?
The castle, then, is truly an inn:
Why, then, spend so much jmoney
adorning a dwelling which you will
occupy but a short time? Bel charit
able, for he that hath pity upon the
poor lendeth to the Lord, and that
which he hath given ho Will pay
him again." j
The knight took these words to
heart. He gave the pilgrim shel
ter for the night and was ever af
terward more charitable unto the
poor.
Twenty Impolite Things.
1. Loud and boisterous lajighing.
2. Reading when others are talk
ing. ; '
3. Heading aloud In company
without being asked.
4. Talking when others are read
ing. , j
5. 1 Spittingabout the house, smok
ing or chewing. I
C. Cutting finger nailsln company.
7., Leaving church before worship
is closed. J
m 8. Whispering or laughing In the
house of God. j
.9. Gazing rudely at strangers.
10. Leaving a stranger without a
seat.
r
11. A want of respect
ence for seniors.
and
rever-
12. Correcting older persons than
yourself, especially parents.
13. Receiving a present wit
tout an
expression of gratitude.
14. Making yoursplf hero
own story.
of your
15. Laughing at the mist
ake of
others. j
1C. Joking others in company. j
17. Commencing talking before
others have finished speaking. j,
18. Answering questions that have
been put to others.
19. Commencing to eat as
.soon ns
you get to the table ; and
20. Not listening to what Is, saying
in company.
A Quaker Printer's Proverbs.
I
Never send an article for publica
tion without giving the editor thy.
name, for thy name oftentimes se
cures publication to wortruess ar
ticles, i
Thou shouldsl not rap at the door
of a printing office ; for he that an-
swereth the ran sneereth In his
sleeve and loscth time.
Never do thou loaf about, nor
knock down the type, or the boys
will love thee as they do the shade
trees when thou lcavest. f
Thou shouldst never read the
. i s
copy on tne printer's case ,or tne
gharp and hooked container thereof,!
or he may knock thee downJ
vaVOi innnlm nf th dltnr far
.. .! f
newSf for DenOKl It 13 niS.DOSineSS,
to give it to tnee at tne appointea
t n.ui,n .vtni. u .
unit; vr miuub aoiMug v j
it 13 not right that thou shouldst
ask him who is the author of an ar
ticlef for It ls hi3 daty to keep such
things unto himself.
When thou dost enter his office,
fake heed unto thyself that thou
dost not at wnat concern thee
not, for that is not meet In the sight
nf rmncl hreedlncr.
Neither examine thou the proof-
sheet, for it is not ready to meet
thine eye, thou may est understand.
Prefer thine own town naDer to
any other and , subscribe for it im-
mediately. j
Pay for it in advance, and It shall
be well for thee and thine.
Somebody has found out a new
way of taking pictures, oywnicn
they can be taken better in the night
than in the daytime. A photograph
er has missed several frames that
hung by his door, and doesn't np
prove of the plan.