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VOL. V.
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Poetry.
At the Church Gate.
M. THACKERAY
Although I enter not,
Yet round about the spot
Ofltiraes I hover:
And near the sacred gate,
With longing eyes I wait,
Expectant of her.
The Minister bell tolls out
Above the city's rout.
And noise and humming:
They've hushed the Minister bell ;
The organ 'gins to swell,
She is coming coming !
My lady comes at last,
Timid, and stepping fast,
And hastening hither,
With modest eyes downcast:
She comes she's here she's pass
May Heaven go with her !
Kneel, undisturbed, fair saint!
Pour out your praise, or plaint,
Meekly and duly ;
I will not enter there
To sully your pure prayer
With thoughts unruly.
But suffer me to pace,
Round the forbidden place,
Lingering a minute,
Like outcast spirits wTho wait,
And see through Heaven's gate
Angels within It.
Selected Story.
1 nth jSllDftll O DJ-AUJIOI.
The hour hand of Phillip Acre's
old fashioned silver watch was
pointing to the figure 8 ; the snug
red curtains shut out the rain and
darkness of the March night, and
fire sna
red-hot
pped and popped Demna tne
oars oi me luue grutc .u
most cosy and comfortable sort of
way. casting a rosy shine into the
thoughtful brown eyes that were
tracing castles and coronets in the
brightly burning coals, for Phillip
Acre was ior once inuuiging inui
self in the dangerous fascinations of
a day dream.
44If I were only rich !" he ponder
ed to himself. "Ah, if! Then good
bye to all these musty old law
books ; good-byo to mended boots
and turned coats, and all the ways
and means that turn a man's life
Into wretched bondaere. Wouldn't
I revel in new books and delicious
paintings, and high stepping horses!
Wouldn't I buy a set of jewels for
Edith not pale pearls or sickly
emeralds but diamonds, to blaze,
like link of fire upon her royal
throat! Wouldn't I what nonsense
I'm talking, though !" hecriedsud-
denly to himself. "Phil Acre, hold
" T 1 rt .-va.
your tongue, a uiu siuacuu
were a fellow of more sense. Here
you are neither rich nor distinguish-
ed, but a simple law student, wnne
Edith Wyllis is as far above your
moorvstruck aspirations a3 the
queen of night herself! She loves
me, though she will wait and the
time may oae day come. If only
Dr. Wyllis were not so distrustful
of a fellow ! Hallo ! corae in there,
whoever you are!" .
It was only the servant maid of
the lodging house, carrying a let-
ter in her apron, between her finger
nd thumb
,iT).ftB, h tmn hgo lust
X lC"OV SJHj ... JVU W..4... J I
left It' .
"All right, Katy. r Now, then,"
he added, as the door closed behind
Katy's back, "let's see what my un
known correspondent has to say. A
black seal, eh? Not having any
relations to lose I am not alarmed
at the prognostic."
He broke the seal and glanced
leisurely over the short, business
like communication, with a face
that varied from . incredulous sur
prise to sudden gladness.
raleigh, :mm
4,Ani I dreaiiiing'' hemurmufed,
rubbing his eyes and shaking 5iirn-: to;'pnquire, I will write again to
self as if to, insure, po'iii jTete posses lavjyer to ask these questions,
sion of his senses. -t 4Kb, 'mwide aiid tp direct that deed of con'vey
a wake, and in my right mind ; it is a rice be instantly 'made out ; and
no delusionno part of my, waking 'then, darling"
visions.,; But who would ever sup- His lips quivered a moment yet
pose that old Thomas Mortimer, heinapfully coiiipleted 'the bitter
whom I haven't seen since I was a sentence JHhen l will begin the bat
boy of sixteen, 'and picked hlm'.out Ie:oJlifJ.lyer.agin.,'; "
of the river half dead between And .iidiih's Jo'ving. eyes told
cramp and fright, would "die and him ,what . the thought of his se
leave me all his money ? Wriy, ' abhegatioVa sweet teslmbnial.
I'm not the shadow of a relation ; J IlemJ" said Drl Wyllisj polish
but then I never heard that the old I' nig his" eyeglasses majestically with
man had any kith or kin, sol can't' asilk handkerchief ; 4tI dind't sup-
imagine any harm in taking au-
vantage of his odd frrak. ; Rich
am I really to be rich? Is 'my
Aladdin vision to be an actual
fact? Oh, Edith, Edith' P.' ' ,
He clasped both hands over his
eyes, sick andgidy with the thought
that lovely, far-:off star of his 'ad
oration would be brought near to
him at last by the magnet gold.
All those years of patient waiting
were to be bridged over by the
miser's bequest; he might claim
Edith now.
How full, of heart sunshine were
the weeks that flitted over the head
of the accepted lover--brightened
by Edith's smile, made beautiful
by thp soft' radiance 'Edith's love.
There was only one alloying shadow
the almost imperceptible touch
of distrust and suspicion with which
stern old Dr. Wyllis, regarded his
future son-in-law. Ah I he feared
ing of any man who had not been pearls and satin had been hidden
proved in the fiery . furnoce of aiway in velvet caskets and travel
trial, ing trunks, and Mr. and Mrs Acre,
It was precisely a week before the
day appointed for the wedding as
the soft lights, veiled by shades of
ground glass were just lighted in
Dr. Wvllis' drawinsr-room. where
Edith sat among her white roses
and heliotrope, working on a bit of j
cambric rufliing and singing to her
self.. She was a slender,, beautiful
girl with violet eyes, a blue-veined
forehead and glossy, abundant
curls of that pale gold that, old
painters love to portray. ;
44 1 wonder if Mortimer Place js
so very lovely," she said to a sil
ver-haired lady who sat opposite,
"Philip is 'going, to take mo there
when wp return from our .wedding
tour, aunty ; he says it is the sweet-
est place a poet's fancy caa -devise,
"with fountains and shrubberies and
De happy there?!' . f ,
She started up. with,, a. bright,
.
cnrl.lon Klnch f,,r vn whilfi thfi
words were f remhlinj? on her lins.
Philip Acre came into the room,his
handsome face looking troubled a
bit. but cheerful withal. Mrs.
w ... ... arch-nod.' at her
ueice disappeard j
ntothe perfumed
perspective of
the conservatory,
leaving the lovers to themselves.
44 You are looking grave Philip,"
said Edith, as he bent over and
kisged he cheek-
44 And I am
feeling
so, darling,
...
I have a very unpleasant disclos
ure to make to-nign our mar
riage must be postponed indefini
tely." . . - . -
" Philip, for what reason ?" : .
" To enable me, by diligent ,1a;
bor at my profession, to realize
sufficient means to support you,
dearest, in a manner satisfactory to
your father's expectations and my.
own wishes."
" But, Philip, I thought" ...
44 You thought me the heir,, of
Thomas Mortimer's , wealth. So I
was, Edith, a few hours ago, but I
have relinquished all claim to it
-v v a "W A. 1 iL. lv
now. w nen j. accepieu me ut
quest I was under the impression
that no living heir existed. I
learnt to-day that a distant cousin
..1! 11L.1..1.
a woman is uuve, niiuuugu,
my lawyer tells . me, in ignorance
of her relationship: to '1 nomas
Mortimer. Of course I shall trans
fer the nroDerty to her immedi-
ately."
- . . -
" But, Philip, the will has made
it legally yours."
"Legally it has; but, Edith,
could I reconcile it to my ideas of
truth and honor to avail myself of
old Mortimer's fanciful freak at this
woman's expense? I might take
the hoarded weann, dui x snouiu
"
never respect myself. .g.in should
I dream of legally defrauding the
rightful heir. Nay, dearest, I may
0 . , . 1 1 a. r
lose my name ana weaun,-ou a
would rather die than' suffer a sin-
... . . IS "
gle stain on my honor as a cnria
tian gentleman !"
, i vrtn iinvp done ridit. Philin."
ma Edith, with sparkling eyes
f-t jLVva en w
Sifll iUlll " .... x o I
We will wait and nope on,-nappy
in loving one another more dearly
than ever, uut wno is sue .r mt
is her name ?" I
i "
Vu That's just what' I didn't stop
pose tne y.uung ieuow naa so mucn
stamina about him a very honor
able thing to do. Edith, I have
never felt exactly sure about Phillip
Acre's being exactly worthy of you
before." ,
"Papa!" ;
"But my. mind is made up, now.
When is he coming again ?"
4tThis evening," faltered Edith,
the violet eyes softly drooping,
"Tell him, Edith, that he may
have you next Wednesday, just the
same as ever ! And as for the law
practicingwhy, there is time
enough for that afterward. .Child,
don't strangle me with .your kisses
keep them for Phil."
He looked after , his daughter
with, eyes that were .strangely di m.
"Tried and nob found wanting!"
he muttered distinctly.
' '
The perfume of, orange J blossoms
the ' glimmer of
old married people of full a month's
duration, wTere driving along a
country road, and tire amber glow
Ufa glorious June sunset.
4Hallo ! which way is Thomas'
goifig ?" said Phillip, leaning from
the window; a3 the carriage turnec
out of the main load.
"I told him the direction to' take
Phil !" sajddith, with sparkling
eyes. ' ''Let me have nly own way
iust for once. We are going to our
new home."
"Are we?" said Phil, With a com
ical grimace. "It is to be love in a
o .
cottage, I suppose."
. "Wait until-you see, sir!".said
Mrs. Acre, nursing up her little
rosebud of a mouth. And Phillip
waited dtiteouslyv
"Where are we?" he-asked in as
up in frbnt-of a stately pillared por-
I .a a - A
tico, w-nicn seemeu to re notonia
miliar tO r. Ilim. "Surel V, IhlS IS
JNlortimer i'lacei"
I shouldn't' be surprised if it
was," said Dr. Wyllis, emerging
from the doorway. - WaIk in, ny
boy-come Edith ! Well, how do
you like your new home?"
Phillip. do not understand you,
sir." - - '' '
"Why, I mean that your little
wife yonder ia. the sole- surviving
j veiauve 01 lnuuiat iuuiuinn,ui-
I l.i! c mi - r . : m nL
though she never knew it till this
morning. Her mother was old
Mortimer's cousin, but some: ab
surd qnarcel had caused a total.ces-
sation of intercourse, between th
two brauches of the family ; I w
aware of . the facts all:, along, butI
was not sorry of the opportunity of
seeing what kind of stuff you were
made of, Phil Acre. And now, as
the deed of conveyance is not made
out yet, I do not suppose your law
yer ,ueed : trouble himself about it
The heiress won't quarrel with.you
I'll be bound.",. . , . , :
.Phillip Acre's cheek flushed and
then grew pale with strong, hidden
emotion, as he looked at his fair
wife standing.- beside, him, the sun
set turned her, fair hair to cpils 01
Shi ning gold, and, thought how un
erringly the hand of Providence
had straightened out the tangled
web of his destiny." 1
j Labor jn Life. It is important
for each one tq find his o vvn appoint:
ed work in the; world, that which
he loves best, and can do best, as
far as practicable; but it is folly to
sit .down supinely and gve way. to
despair, and lethargy because, he
imagines he ought to occupy a more
promineut and important; post.
ine-tenths of the changes made
under mis ukiu&hui uvcw
UUUCl i.ai ui-iuoiwu -. -
the wone Ins uoc eer.
phAracter and di paci ty
success in the one case fail yet more
hammer and forge yourself one
and it is only by laying nold earn
estly and vigorously, of the work
that lies nearest to us, and raising
its value by putting into it all the
. . -
all tne patience
flrl.iitv .a1 -;hH thouirht and
ability we can, command, that we
nave any ngui iu rAi outw.
ay 01 lls meanings
signally in the other. ,,i?roude well
says:"-"You, cannot dream you r-sf-i
f ' into ' a 4 character you ' must
APRIL (J, 1870.
Miscellaneous.
A Hundred Years Ago. '
. . A gentleman of the : olden time,
writing of the Maryland planter
one hundred ye;ars ago, says :
. 44They shipped their own tobacco
brought to n landing in stout
hogsheads, with a revolving axle
driven 'through the middle, and
dragged by a ptrong mule guided
a. plantation hand, over what are
still known as the rolling roads.
In return'they received not only all
kinds of necrparies for their own
consumption, but for supplying the
lesser planters and their servants.
Of provisions they never had any
lack. They raised their own mut
ton and beef and pork : then there
was yension to be had in the forest,
wild ducks in abundance in their
season, fish and oysters in the estu
aries 'of the "bay and in the rivers
that flowed into it. They led a life
of independence in a land of plenty;
dwelt on their own. estates, sur
rounded by their servants, and dis
pensed to all comers a lavish hospi
tality. Their chief pleasures were
of the ruder sort. They had their
Jiorses and hounds, and hunted and
fished ; were fond of races and cock
fighting; often drank freely, and
sometimes gambled heavily. At
Dou'ghoregan manor saddle horses
.were regularly brought every sum
mer rnorning and hitched under
the trees in a picturesque, nervous
group, and any one of the guests
were free to take his choice, and
gallop off over the hills either alone
or with chosen companions. The
custom is still kept up there. La
dies Were among: the boldest of ri
ders. It was the only mode of quick
journeying,
; , The Stinging" Tree.,
' One of the torments to which the
traveler is subjected in the North
Australian scrubs is a stinging tree
( Utiea pigas,) which is veryiabun-
dant arid ranges in size from a large
shrub of thirty feet in height to a
small plant measuring only a few
inches.' Its leaf is large and pecu
liar!" from beinsr covered with a
short, silvery hair, which, when
shaken, emits a line pungent dust
most irritating to the skin and nos
trils: If touched it causes most
acute pain which is felt for months
afterwards a dull, gnawing pain,
accompanied by a burn ing 'sensa
tion, particularly in 'the shoulders
and under the arm, where small
lumps often arise. Even when the
sting has quite died away, the un
wary bushmatr is forcibly reminded
of his indiscretion each time that
the ' affected part is brought into'
Contact with 'water. ' The fruit is a
pink, flesh color,1 hanging iii clus
ters, so inviting-1 hat a stranger is
irresistibly tempted to pluck it, but
seldom more than once, for though
the raspberry dike berriesare harm
less in' themselve3, 'some contact
yrth the leaves is almost unavoid
able. The black are said to eat
the' fruit,f but ' for this I can not
vouch; though I -have tasted one or
two at Odd times, and found them
Very pleasant. The worst of this
rtettle is a tendency to shoot up
wherever clearing has been effected.
In passing through the dray tracks
cut, through . thev scrub, great cau
tion was necessary; to avoid the
young plants that .cropped up even
in a few weeks. I have never
Rnown a case of it being fatal to hu
man beings, but I have seen people
subjected:by it to great suffering,
notably a scientific gentleman, jwho
plucked off a branch and carried it ;
some distance ;as a: curiosity, -Avon-,
dering the while what, caused the
pain and nuiiihness ii toe arm.
florsesr I have seen 'die In agony
from the sting,' the wrAmded parts
becoming paralyzed ; but strange to
say ; it; does not? eem to; i'dure .cat
tle who -dash tnrougn-tne scruos
full of it without receiving any
damage. This curious anomaly is
well known -to-all1 bushmen.Gafi-
seW$ Illustrated Travel ?, .,t ; ; f , v ., ;
This is part of a sermon by, a
preacjier in Colorado. They under
stood it: "Bos you'll find this
lifqjike a game of seven urj. You
wan t to , savoj , your tens and iook
out for game, , an' neyer, ; beg when.
you hold a good hand. Also, recol-
lect m the long run . low counts as
high, If it 3 only trump. , Tfie
leyi . has , stocked, the cards but
i ist play 'em honest," and when it
comes your deal yer boun' to get a
windin' hand, every lime, and old
split-hoof will jiat have to jump the:
game and look after a softer snap.
Also, you happen to turn Jack, call
that lucky, but don't forget to re
member that turning Jack is'iin-
certaiu busines?, auu'll nev. r do to
bel on.:' ,
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NO. 42.
Pitts' Proposal.
, Pittrf is a fast man, a sharp man,
and a-man 'or business tact. Whci
Pitts goe to- inake a purchase, he
always gets the, lowest 'cash price,
and then' says:"4 "Well, I'll look
abdut,"ahd if I don't find anything
that suits me better, I'll call and
take this." Pitts, like all fast men,
is partial to the .ladies, young ones
in particular. Now, lately, litts
says to himself: "I am 1 getting
rather long in years, and so I'll
marry." His business qualities
wouldn't let him wait; so off he
travels, calfs upon a lady friend,
and opens conversation by remark
ing that he would like to know
what she thought about his getting
married. "Oh, Mr. Pitts, that is
an affair in which I am not very
greatly interested, and I prefer to
leave it with yourself." 'But,"
says Pitts, "you are Interested;
and, my dear girl, will you marry
me?" The young lady blushed
very red, and hesitated; finally, aj
Pitts was very well to do in the
world, and of good standing in so
ciety, she accepted him. Where
upon the matter-of-fact Pitts re-
. t -rin i 1
spotuai: "wen, 111 jook auotu
and if I don't find anybody that
euits me better, I'll come back."
Sailors' Yarns and Wishes.
Notwithstanding their hardships,
sailors cannot refrain from "yarn
ing" in the most extravagant man
ner. '
"If I was a king," said a sailor,
4 T T7in !? t o L" n HTir ? rt 1 tr rml : T
would take off the taxes, and ir.V.-ic
1 iii 1 1
everybody contented ana r. ).
Then I would marry a pretiy irl,
buy a horse and cow, an t -n to
farming." Jack always has i peat
terror of. taxes, though he never
pays any, and a most romantic idea
of a farmer's life, although he may
never have passed a day on a farm.
That the farmer has. all night to
sleep, while Jack is liable to be
called at-any moment, is the one
great cause of sailors wanting to be
farmers. "If I was a king," said
the other, "I would make my father
and mother and all my brothers
and sisters rich, and then get all the
money I could and leave." He
failed to say where he would go
probably to
" 'Vast there,"
parts unknown."
said the first Jack.
"how much monev would vou want,
any why ? Be easy, now, don't take
a hog's bite." '
"Well," said the other, "I would
be satisfied if that ship were loaded
down with needles, and every
needle' would be worn out with
making bags to hold money."
B-lsiy there !" said Jack number
one. "Don't be a fool ! When you
make a wish, wish for something
in reason. Now, I wish that I had
a pile of money so big that your
pile wouldn't be enough to pay the
interest ori mine so long a3 you
could hold a red-hot knitting knee-
die in your ear
Effects of a I Jad Cold.
'By nabc is Jodes. I ab tho most
Miserable bad udder the sud. I ab
eterdaiiy catchig code, so that I
clever cad talk plaid. I tried every
thig id the world to prevedt lt;
subber ad widder it is all the sabe.
I breathe througn by bouth frob
the bedigig to the edd of the year.
I've tried every systeb of bedicid,
but id vaid. AJLkidt-s of teas, drops,
ad old .wibbed's dost rubs havebeed
tried ; I've swallowed edough of
theb to, drowd be; but its do use.
I)Qthig udder heavig cad keep by
feetj-warb; dothig keep be frob
catchig code." :
j Jones went to serenade his lady
love, and sang after this fashion :
( Cub, oh, cub with bo,
The bood is beabig ;
' (Mb; oh; cub with rv . -
Tiio stars are gleabig,
:And all aroudtabo e, r
With beauty teeb ;
Boddlight hours are best for lub.
:Ah exchange tells Its readers hew
4td mind their , p's" in
the follow
ing paragraph : v
"Persons who patronize papers
should pay f.romptly, for the pecu
niary prospects of the press have a
peculiar power in pushing forward
public, prosperity. If the printer is
paid promptly, and his pocket-book
kept pleihoric by prompt paying
patrons, he puts his pen to his pa
per iti peace. His pictures of pass
ing events in more pleasing colors,
and the nerusal of hta mnnr is a
pleasure to the people. Paste this
piece of, proverbiaL philosphy in
some place where
perceive if." .
all persons can
Mre. Lydia Delana, of Norwich,
Vt., shot herself through (ho heart
last Saturday. ' ; 7 -V
. jt-ifJoB Work executed at short no
tice and in a style nnsarpassed by any
similar establishment in the State,
RATES OF ADVERTISING .
Ono square, one time, . , - $ 1 00
i two times, - 1 60
u " three times,- 2 00
Contract advertisements taken at
proportionately low rates.
Presence of Blind.
Professor Wilder gives thceo
short rules for action in case of ac
cident :
For dust in the eye, avoid rub
bing;dash water into them; re
move cinders, etc., with the round
point of a lead pencil.
Itemoye insects from tho ear by
tepid water ; never put a hard In
strument Into the ear.
If an artery Is cut, compress abovo
tho wound ; if a vein is cut, com
press below.
If choked, get up upon all fours
and cough.
For light burns, dip tho part In
cold water; If the skin Is destroy!,
coyer with varnish.
Smother a fire with carpets, etc. ;
water will often spread burning oil,
and increase tho danger.
Before passing through smoke,
take a full breath, and then stoop
low; but If carbon Is suspected.
walk erect.
Such a poision wpuuds, unless
your mouth is sorc.Enlarge the
wound, or, better, cut out the part
as long as can be born to a hot coal,
or end of a cigar.
In case of poisoning, excite vom
iting by tickling tho throat, or by
water or mustard.
For acid poisons, give strong
coffee and keep moving.
If in water, lloat on the back,
with the nose and mout projecting.
Eor apoplexy, raise the head and
body ; fainting, lay the person flat.
A Young Lady's Soliloquy.
T r 1 , . I I ,f j a '
,7 ustuuss, uuuicss, uniting inrougn
fife what was I born for? For
somebody's wifo, my mother says.
Well, .that being truo "somebody"
keep himself entirely from view.
And if naught but marriage will
settle my fate, I believe I shall Ho
in an unsettled state. For though
I'm not ugly pray what woman
is? you might easily find a mora
beautiful phiz ; and thoso who seek
for perfection will seek hero in
vain. Nay, in spite of these draw
backs, my heart is perverse, and I
should not feel grateful for "better
or worse," to take tho first booby
who graciously came, and offered
me those treasures his homo and
his name. I think, then, ray
chances of marriage are small, but
wny ouiu a ininK 01 8UCn chances
au an f luy Drotners are all of them
younger than I, yet they thrive in
the world, why not let me try? I
know that in business I am not an
adept, because from such business
I'm strikingly kept ; but this Is the
question that troubles my mind
why am I not trained up to work
of some kind? Uselessly, aimlessly,
arming tnrougn lire, why should
I wait to be somebody's wife.
IIowT to Calculate Interest.
The following rules are so simple
and so true, according to all bus
iness usages, that every banker,
broker, merchant or clerk should
post them up for reference. Thcro
being no such thing as a fraction in
it, there is scarcely any liability to
error or mistake. By no other
arithmetical process can the desired
information be obtained by so few
figures : ' .
Six per Cent. Multiply any giv
en number of dollars by the number
of days of interest; separate the
right hand figure and divide by
six ; the result is the true interest
on such sura for such "number of
days at six per cent.
Eight per Cent. Multiply any
given amount for the number of
days upon which it is desired to as
certain the interest, and divide by
forty-five, and the result will bo
the interest of such sum for the
time required, at eight per cent. .
Ten per Cent.Multlply the came
as above, and divide by thirty-six,
and the result will be the amount
of interest at ten per cent. Ex,
A Banbury man carried homo
four quart3 of soft shell clams in
an overcoat pocket. In the same
pocket was a han dful of loose to
bacco. The soft shell clam had
often heard of the weed, 'of course
but this was the first sample they
had seen, and by the time the man
reached home each clam had a nice
quid comfortably rolled under Its
tongue. The clams were opened,
and cooked, without the family
noticing the filthy habit they had
got into. They were served for
breakfast, and were partly eaten.
Pa,n,bur man J3 con-
vinced that he must cither Ami
something other than a pocket to
carry clams home in, or get a
wider back-door.Da&My yews.
Subscriptions are being taken up
in France ' to send French 'wprk
men to tho centennial, " r 7