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RALEIGH, N. C., THI7RSDAY, APRIL 20, 1876.
NO. 44.
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Correspondence.
The following: communications
u taken rrom the columns!' of the
TrtWetkly Constitution :
7b Editor of the Constitution : .
I am glad to see you have started
the Tbi-WJtEkLY Constitution.
If yoa make it only half as spicy as
asthe dally of last Summer, It
be a welcome . visitor to every
pepabllcan In the State.; You merit
ind I am. sure -wUl J receive the
hearty support of the party in your
effort to furnish them a good paper
. tt the capital. It is to be hoped
that every true ltepuDiican win
constitute himself a committee of
one, with special authority to so
licit subscribers and money to aid
roar enterprise. The greatest con
test the State has ever witnessed is
ipproaching, and we will need an
4ble Journal at headquarters to de
(end the right. With such an or
gag and a good ticket we need have
oo fears.
The people of this section will
support heartily any good man put
forward for Governor, but they
prefer to vote for one , tried and
found true, that sturdy old veteran
-Curtis II. Brogden.
We also put in nomination for
Secretary of State another tried and
true Kepublican representative of
the West, vm. r.vraiui m
Dowell county, a man whom the
people of the West are proud of and
would delight to honor.
WESTERN CAROLINA.
April 10th, 1876.
7b tht Editor of The Constitution.'
While your columns are occas
ionally filled with correspondence
as to the success of our party in the
coihinjr political contest, and sev
eral favorable notices of a few have
been issued for certain positions or
places upou the State ticket, and
suggestions are being daily made
u to district aud other nominations,
I feel it my duty, as well as pleas
are, to offer to the Republicans of
the State the name bf John. II
CilAMBEKLAlS, CaudetiT Ba,1nf
son, as a fit and suitable person for
Secretary of State.
It is almost needless for me to
gay who he is, for every member of
the last State Constitutional Con
vention knows full well the stand
he took in that body, and the envl-
b!e record he made. We, the Re
publicans of this section of the State,
feel proud of him, and are ready at
anytime to endorse Iiitrt-for any
position within the gift of the com
mmmllh. He has fought many a hard
fought battle against all odds, but
lias won in every contest; he has
never known defeat. His reputa
tion as a stump speaker is well es
tablished in the .East, and if he
could but launch out among the
people of other sections of our State,
in enthusiasm would be aroused,
really astounding to the people.
While the Republicans of the 1st
district have faithfully stood by the
party in every contest and nobly
done their duty, we have never had
t place on the State ticket, and I
think it time that some of our no
lle sons should be placed upon it.
And I know of none more capable
or meritorious than' Camden's gul-
Unt son. I feel confident his name
npon the State ticket will give us
considerable strength. He is hon
est, sober, quiet and strictly upright
in all his bearing. Nominate him
for Secretary of Statet and the Re-
publicans of this section win raiiy
to a man to his support .i : .
VOX POPUL1.
WoodvllYei N. 0.,' - April 10,1876.
The Cincinnati Convention.
7b the Editor of The QmttUution :
The Um'e aDDointed for the Cin
cinnati National Convention comes
a space, and the question of se
lecting a suitable man as candidate
for the Presidency one that will
deserve and secure the hearty suf
frages of the nation Increases daily
hi gravity of- importance, pigh
time It la - for ;RepubIlcans' every
where to arouse themselves to a
dear comprehension lof the Bitua
tion, and to a full real 1 ration of the
erious responsibility that must
rest upon those whom they shall
delegate to represent them at Cin
cinnati, and there make out a Pres
idential ticket. Beyond the possi
bility of a doubt the action of those
delegates will determine the fate of
the Republican uartv for the next
four years, and possibly for a much I
longer period. Never, Indeed, has
the destiny of the party been placed
so folly and absolutely In the hands
of a mere Convention of Its mem
bers as it will be on the 14th day of
June next. Never before could the
work of a chosen body of men have
been so decisive of the party's fu
ture as will be that of the 754
tlemen who assemble in Cincinnati
two brief months hence.
The Chicago' Convention of V.3
might have ' nominated almost anv
xvepu oiican oi good party standing
ana oi iair reputation, and hl3 elec
w
tlon would have been a moral cer
uunty.; L.iKewise the Philadelphia
Convention1 of 72 could have de
feated the Greeley 'coalition with" a
ticket headed bv anv on man
picked from the dozens of the more
prominent and respectable party
leaders. But there is none so blind
who cannot see that public sent!
ment-the source of all party power
has undergone a decided modifi
cation and that what might have
been of no appreciable detriment to
the party in 'G3 or 72 would Insure
Its "overthrow in '76. The causes
underlying so serious a change in
its fortune may be seen at a glance.
Up to 1874 It had maintained the
ascendancy In the government un
interruptedly and with a strength
undiminished for the long period
of fourteen years. Seemingly im
pregnable In the . affections of the
loval and patriot on account of its
mf
distinguished service and glorious
achievements, the bitterest denun-
ciationsand most powerful assaults
of its great opponent, and even the
misdeeds of some of its trusted
leaders failed to stir it from Its
place of strong security. Thus was
it circumstanced In '72, when fresh
from the Presidential struggle of
that year, flushed and dazzled with
an unprecedented victory, having
literally annihilated all oppositions
and elected its President by the
enormous majority of 700,000 votes,
It apparently became possessed with
the idea that its lease of power was
to be of unlimited duration, and it
affected to treat the people whose
servant it was as slaves bound to
pay deference find yield obedience
to its every behest. The adminis
tration having received a trium
phant vindication of Its policy in
the re-election of Gen. Grant took
it for granted that Its endorsement
was a license for its free Indulgence
In any and whatever course. It
consequently became contemptuous
of the attacks of its enemies, and
intolerant of the criticisms of its
friends. , The party organization
degenerated into a despotism, and
the honest and sagacious" Republi
can, who. zealous for his party's
welfare, dared to raise the voice of
warning against its dangerous ten
dencies, was mercilessly subjected,
to the political Inquisition of being
cast out from the . party, fold, while
every effort was put forth to break
down 'his influence and cover him
with nhloniiv. Demacroeues and
.political shysters shouldered states-
men aside, and aspired to tne reins
of government. Corruption which
had hitherto cautiously concealed
Itself from public scrutiny and de
tection, now stalked with bold and
defiant mien before the public gaze.
What with Credit Mobiliers, Sari
born Claims, a case of bribery to
day and of fraud to-morrow, to
gether with other causes of disatis
factlon, the people aroused at length
from their State of lethargic confi
dence, 1 are' righteously indignant
with their party for its usurpations
and vices, they determined to ad
minister It a severe and telling re
buke. That rebuke come with the
elections of two years ago, and It
came with a swift and startling
force. Happily" Our party leaders
were not slow in comprehending
the significance of those political
reverses. They saw that the Dem
ocratic party which had wrenched
from them so large a proportion of
power had done nothing to com
mend itself, to the country's favor
able consideration,, that it was the
same party still which had promul
gated and maintained the heresy of
the right of secession-whlch had
countenanced the , rebellion, .and
con dem ned the war for the preser
vation of the Union, which had op
posed the emancipation, and en
franchisement of the blacks, , and
jwhich had, in short, arrayed itself
against every measure calculated to
enhance the nation's happiness,
prosperity and glory. i They knew,
therefore, , that the result of those
elections, meant not so much a re
version of popular feeling In favor
of the Democratic party, asaoe-,
mand fromfthe sovereign powe
the Republic, that thegr-
toSi8M? be worthily
pur fled, hat4 holy mis3iott of
""founding the - government
n the immortal ; principles of
libertyi Justice and equal rights and
frightfully disposing of the many
momentous questions that Involve
the country's welfare. That ' the
people are thus far satisfied as to
the' manner and spirit in which
their demand has been heeded, arid
that they have no inclination to
vest the Democracy with national
supremacy, the 'election returns
from Maine, New HampsireVCon-f
ncticutand the northern muriici
palltles abundantly - prove. One
more1 link rernains to be forged and
welded on the chain of party re
form; and with that WcH done, Re
publican "restoration next fall is in
evitable. We refer now to the
work of the Cincinnati Convention.
If that body shall nominate for the
Presidency a man of recognized
ability, of blameless private life,
who stands right upon the leading
Issues of the day and above all, a
man of an inflexibly honest charac
ter, who will prove vigorous, fear
less and persistent in opposing cor
ruption and wrong, It will be a sat
isfactory evidence to the American
citizens and voters that the chasten
ing lesson of 1874 has been "duly
learned and its teachings followed;
The momentous question ' then
looms up, Who is the man that the
exigencies of the time and the re
demption Of the party demand?
Having anxiously reflected upon
the critical situation of the party,
and carefully considered its needs
in the present straits to whfch error
and folly have reduced it, we are
prepared to answer unhesitatingly,
though with perfect deliberation,
that Gov. Rutherford B. Hayes, of
Ohio, is the only man yet mention
ed in connection with the Presiden
cy, who fully combmes all those
qualities and elements necessary to
lead ur party tp, victory in Novem
ber. Besides'Kis known reputation
for unflinching honesty arid splen
did ability,' he has the great advan
tage over his competitors of having
lived remote from the national pol
itics, and therefore, unlike Messrs.
Blaine, Conkling arid Morton, he
has' not occupied a position directly
In the eye of the nation, where' the
slightest mistake, though coin mit1
ted in all sincerity, has called down
upon him severe condemnation, of
where falsehood arid 'slander have
beeri'buslly at' work 4 maiigriihg his
name arid impugning his iriotives,'
thus making him'the victim of pre
judice and hate.' '
More than this, Geri. Hayes has
the prestige of having carried. Ohio
last year against an'ad verse Demo
cratic majority of 6ver twenty thou
sand in the election of the previous
year,1 of having overwhelmingly
defeated Gov. Allen, the' strongest
and' most popular Deinocrat in the
State,' and -of thus being the first to
dispel in a large degree the clouds
which' hovered so darkly and threat
eningly over iis party's' futujreV
Thesd ; considerations 'combine to.
render him by far the' most avail
able candidate that the Convention
dauld possibly put forward. ,.His
name would arouse an enmusiasm
in which tne deep' yearning oi all
good citizens for a better order of
things in the affairs of government
could find a glad and adequate ex-
preSSlOU. .3 uut tiiuacu icbuci in
the approaching struggle he, rnore
than any other man could and would
rally around the Republican stan
dard the honesty, intelligence and
patriotism of the country, and be
yond all tloubt, conduct the contest
to a most glorious issue.
True Messrs. Blaine, Conkling
and Morton have strong and pecu
liar claims upon the party for a
long and meritorious course of ser
vice, but we submit' it to the clear,
dispassionate judgment of Republi
cans, arid especially of the delegates
to Cincinnati, if these' gentleriieri'
have not been too intimately con
nected with the Administration,
oo much bruised and . battered by
the shafts of malice and abuse, and
too closeiy identified with much
that is odious to the public. to prove
acceptable to the country, witn
any one ' of these gentlemen head
ing the ticket, our chances for suc
cess would' be extremely doubtful
but with Geri. Rutherford B. Hayes
as our candidate and chief, victory
would be inevitable.
CHAT':
v a. ux gaged to kill a
rj. neigllisur, nun
pro-
lul" immediately
tocut ! off Its
cadl
attention was called
to i the fact that the turtle still
crawled about, though it had been
decapitated, and he explained :
Sure the baste is entirely dead,
nniw hA f.not vet conscious of
it."?
The, new court house, at Concord,
will be completed by July.
A Card from S. I. Pool.
To theTeople of Jforlh l Carolina z i
', i Charges have been made; against
me which call for a reply, i
. It Js charged that as superintend
ent of nublic instruction. I have
i
squandered the school money. And
it is also charged that I have squan
dered, the, Peabody fund, and there
bv robbed the poor children of the
state of an education.' '.
In reply to the first allegatloni I
have to say that the law: does not
put the disbursement of the public
school money in my .hands. I have
never disbursed- one cent of it. That
fund is disbursed by i the state and
county treasurer, vl; have; nothing
whatever to do with it.
As to the second charge. It is no
bart of mv official duty to have
anything to do with the Peabody
fund. ; Thai fund is not public
money belonging to the state. The
state has nothing whatever , to do
with it, nor its disbursement, Dr.
Sears, of . Virginia, is the general
agent of that fund, and I am an
agent of his . to disburse it under bis
directions. ' I received from him the
past year for Peabody schools $14,
150: and paid out under his . order
$12,605. Not a school, not a teacher,
not a child in North Carolina has
suffered any detriment or lost any
thing at my hands or management.
Every teacher entitled to receive
anything out of that fund has long
since been paid, except one who
holds an order for a small amount
which will be paid on presentation.
There are, however, : two otner
schools claiming i pay out of this
fund, but I am not authorized to
pay them anything under thees
tablished rules.
The present school year will ex
pire on the 30th of June When it
closes and I am called to account
with Dr. Sears, I will settle with
him fully, promptly and to his sat
isfaction. , . S. D. Pool.
Democratic Profession
and
- : Practice!
How earnest' and sincere this
Democratic party is?' to be sure, in
Its "horror of bad appolntirients,
and its desire to purify and elevate
the' public service. TO hear their
orators' decfaim upon the stump; or
to read the fervid' essays of their
able writers in the' press,' one would
suppose that the whole party was
'animated 'by a Thigh 'and ' ; holy pur
pose' to bleanso arid purify the Gbv-
ernment in uu n unjcmi pmtco.
Arid ho'w1 they condemn "partisan-
shifT too; Partisanship I xney
would have none of it. Let us have
good government and honest ad-
partiel perish Vrbrii the earth; "Rise
above Party V was the! r exhorta
tion to honest Republicans who
e tit 1. ( I 1 ; ' ' 1
wefeTeeling the disgrace which
bad leadership had brought upon
their' organization.;; " Rise above
party I " Rebuke the men who are
doing .all, this mischien" xney
wanted all tte'tfad men turned 'out
of office at ..once. ; Not that they
had any desire for the oflBces them
selves perish the' thought but
simply t hat the honor 'of the 'nation
might not be tarnished and its good
name destroyed by a dishonest and
Incompetent administration. And
if it happened that when a bad
Republican went but a good Dem-
vmt went In. whv that was noth-.
ing ; It would be the merest par
tisanship in the world to object to
the change 'on ; that account. "Sink
partisanship I" they said : "Put
these fellows r out, and" insinu
atingly "put us In." We've been
doing It; In a tentative experiment
al way we've trustevl them. They
8eeiried tsb : earriest about it ; they
protnised" so fairly they were so
scaridalized by " the excesses, the
recklessness, and the corruptions of
the party in power ; so forgetful of
self; sd catholic arid broad In ' their
Views ; and we were all so tired of
th mismariagement arid corruption
Of the 'Republicans, of their'
tne ex-
uiations ana ineir xvinjri
m- J-ir greed, that we
iof despair, "Well, let us
Sve these virtuous people a chance
to show what they can do in the
way of reform.'
; They've been trying it. And
what a mess they, have made of It.
Reforrii ! Heaven help us I Im
agine the reform the locusts brough t
to Egypt after the frogs, or the lice
after the locusts. Why these fel
lows hadn't virtue enough to last
them through the cloak rooms and
on to , the floor of Congress. The
last vote that f gave them a ma
jority in one branch of : , Congress
had not been counted before the
van of as i) ungry and disreputable
an army of office-hunters , as ever
sacked a treasury entered Wash
ington, and began discounting their
chances wherever thpy could bilk a
landlord or bamboozle a barkeeper.
The country stood aghast at the
irruption. It seemed, not as though
the sea had given UP ils dead for
these men bore no sign of having
beeu In contact with water, or of
ever having known its uses but it
did seem as thousrh the cross-roads
taverns of a continent had been
lifted up and spilled upon the cap
ital. To make places for this hungry
horde, the Congressmen who had
been so clamorous for reform and
so urgent that partisanship should
be laid aside, and who had got
into Congres3 thereby, deliberately
turned out competent fand honest
officers, against whom nof-nmplaint
had ever been uttered. Did it
without so much as an apology or
an explanation, xney spared no
body. They considered nothing,
except that these fellows wanted
places. So out went everybody,
regardless of age, experience, faith
ful service, integrity, ability or
fitness, and in came the cross-roads
t
and the slums. It is a dreadfu
stomach-full for the American
People, and the country is very,
very sick of it. But it's the way
this party sinks partisanship and
gives us reform. The truth is they
haven't even low cunning enough
to restrain them from 'grabbing the
first thing-they can reach, though
they know that by waiting a little
they can bag cart-loads bf plunder.
They can't get by the hat-rack in
the hall. Sink partisanship in
deed! Why, they make no pre
tense of doing it, while they are
talking most loudly about it. .
And as for their sincerity in de
nouncing bad appointments look
at that vote in the Senate jn the
confirmation of Mr. Dana.'? It was
oueofthe best appointments ever
sent in to the Senate by President
Grant. Confessedly so. And what
did Democratic Senators who have
been so loud in their denunciations
of the bad appointments ot the
Administration, and sa clamorous
in their demand for a better class
of men in oflice, do? Do? They
voted against it, every mother's
son of them. They could not af
ford to have the Republican party
strengthened by the moral effect of
one good appointment, and so they
went over to the Butler side, and
voted with Cameron, Morton, and
the rest against it. Aad Mr. Etoh
of Connecticut, who in the next
campaign will howl himself hoarse
over the outrageous conduct of a
Republican Senate in defeating
such a nomination, was absent, as
was his colleague, Mr. English,
who in a letter to President Wool-
sey, as we hear, promised to do all
he could for Mr. Dana's confirma
tion. There's a pretty picture for
the people to look at! Every
Democratic Senator voting against
an appointment for the rejection of
which they will hold the Republi-
. 1 ' I - 1 S- il.
can majority responsiuie iu t,,t;
hope of making! political capital
out of it. It is more barefaced t ban
the trick played in the back-pay
grab, when Democrats enough
voted for the bill to carry it through,
and the whole party immediately
joined in a howl against it as a
Republican measure, come dem
ocrats did vote against that, but not
one voted for Mr. Dana's confirma
tion. Some of these reforming
statesmen will be talking upon the
stump by and by about the bad
character of Grant's appointments.
We beg the people to remember
then, that when Grant made a good
appointment every Democratic
Senator from Bayard down voted
against it. N, Y. Tribune,
Proof of ( Extravagance.
The employes of .the Govern rnt
must be overpaid, for
force (except two v" u,cu 1U
effort) of one of tne
Treasure were auie iu
I 'witnout . incomes at least tniny
uavs before the contribution box
was passed around to keep them
from actual starvation. It matters
little how they existed, the very
fact that they lived until charity
came to their ; relief is proof pos-itive-froin
the Democratic stand
point that, while at work, they
must have been overpaid. V
; The clerical force of the Depart
ments must have been greatly be
yond the actual necessities of the
service, because said Departments
have been able to furnish cords of
copies of official records to the n u m
berless investigating committees
of the Democratic House, and yet
have been able to keep their doors
open for the transaction oi public
business. ,
1 The appropriations made by a
Republican Congress muat have
been enormously extravagant when
it is considered that with six-feet
burners when five might Wave
answered the public buildings
have been lighted nine months out
of the twelve before the fund sup
plied was exhausted.
The appropriations for water and
fuel must have been equally reck
lets and extravagant when it is
known that by using more whisky
and less water the water funds
would have held out for a year, and
by the economic internal heat thus
generated less fuel would have been
required. Here is proof positive
that the Democracy could run the
Government at least twenty per
cent, cheaoer on a whisky basis
than Republicans can on cold water.
Of course our diplomatic service
is overpaid, because it is a well
known fact that at least one repre
sentative of the country abroad has
actually reached his home after
an absence of five years without
borrowing a dollar from his ?u.d'
lady or leaving unpaid his laru
bill abroad.
With such clear proof of the no-
essity of economic reform is it any
wonder that a Democratic House
feels justified in expending $90,000
for witness fees alone, when out
of the mouths of these witnesses it
may be able to gather sufficient
data on which to base a saving of
$25,000.
Is it any wonder that Democracy
allows the public buildings to go
without gas and water, aud the
Centennial importations to go with
out protection, and the idle cm
pioye oi the uovernment to go
without work?
Better a general suspension of the
public business, and the starvation
of every public official than such
wasteful extravagance as Dcmoc
cracy has discovered. Wunhington
Republic.
Elephant Executing a Yitn
inal. Among the modes of punishment
in vogue in the East there are few
that are not characterized by bar
barity in a greater or less degree.
We may, if we like, hold the theory
in America that the execution of a
criminal should be carried out as a
deterrent to others rather than as
society's revenge upon him per
sonally for the offense committed ;
but with Indians such an argument
Would not hold water for a moment,
arid this is sufficiently proved by
the refinements of torture which
many of their modes of punishment
involve, and which seem specially
designed as much to gratify the
morbid tastes of the beholders as to
accomplish their ultimate design on
the victim.
Although the English have done
much to abolish the barbarous
modes of execution in the different
native States under their control,
they still prevail in some parts of
the Indian empire; notably at
Hyderabad and Baroda, from the
latter of which comes the following
account of the mode of executing,
criminals with the elephant :
The wretched victim is bound
hand and foot, and then by means
of a rope tied round his waist, is
secured to the hind leg of the
elephant, which is driven at a brisk
trot through the streets of the city.
Of course at every movement of
the animal's leg, the body of tb
man is lifted up and dashed vio
lently against the ground? and it is
well for him ifonelof these jC
cussions shouldhapily prpvfata?,
in which case his sufferings areat an
end. Otherwise tl miserable wretch
is taken oide the city, where he
Is pjuced with his head upon a
atone, and tne eiepnanr, raising
his enourmous foot, crushes it as
easily as a Nasmyth hammer would
a Barcelona nut. However It may
be disapproved on humanitarian
principles, there can be no doubt
that in the end the execution of a
criminal in this fashion is decided
ly effectually, and, diverted of the
preliminary torture, less actually
painful than many modes of in
flicting death which prevail else
where. iseautiful Tribute to Woman.
We have seen many beautiful
tributes to lovely woman, but the
following Is one of the finest we
ever read: "Place lnr- among the
flowers, foster her as a tender plant,
and she is a thing of fancy, way
wardness and folly, annoyed by a
dew drop, fretted by the touch of a
buttei fly 's wing, ready to faint at
the sound of a beetle or the rattling
of a wi ridow pane at night, and she
is overpowered by the perfume of
the rosebud. But let real calamity
come, rouse her affections, enkindle
the fires of her heart, and mark her
then! How strong Is her heart! k
Piace her iu the heat of the battle
give her a child, a blrdorany
thing to protect and see her In the
relative instance lifting her whito
arm) as a shield, as her' own blood
crimsons her upturned forhead
praying for her life to protect "the
helpless. Transplant her in the
dark places of the earth, call forth
her energies to action, and her
breath becomes a healing, her
presence a blessing. She disputes
inch by inch the strides of stalking
pestilence, when man, the strong
and bravef pale and affrighted,
shrinks away. Misfortune haunts
her not ; she wears away a life of
silent endurance, and goes forward
with less timidity than to her bri
dal. In prosperity she Is a bud full
of odors, waiting but for the winds
of adversity to scatter them abroad
gold, valuable, but untried In the
furnace. In short, woman Is a
miracle, a mystery, the centre from,
which radiates the charm of exis
tence." ' .
Josh Billings on Prayer.
Frum tu meny friends, and from
things at luce ends, Good Lord de
li s'er us.
From a wife who don't luv us, and
from children who don't look like
us. Good Lord deliver us.
From snaix in the grass, from
sniix in our butes, from torch lite
processions, and all new rum, Good
Lord deliver us.
From pack pedlers, young folks
in luv, from old aunts without
money, from koleramorbus, Good
Lord deliver us.
From wealth without charitee,
from pride without sense, from
pedigree worn out, and from all
rich relations, Good Lord deliver
us. j
From neuspaper sels, and from
pills that ain't fisik, from femals
who faint and from men who flat
ter, Good Lord deliver us.'
From virtue without fragrance,
from butter smells, and from kats
that are coarting, Good Lord de
liver us.
From old folks' secrets, and from
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our own, lrom mcgiums anu wim-
men kommittees, .Good Lord de
liver us.
From politicians who pra and
from saints who tipple, from rl.
koffi, red herren, and all grass
widders, Good Lord deliver us. ,
From folks who wont Iaff, and
from them who giggle, from tlto
butes, easy virtue, ram mutton,
Gocd Lord deliver us.
Danger from tho Cat.
Stories of danger to infants from
cats attempting to suck their breath
have been frequently narrated, but
similar attempts of the. animal in
regard to grown persons are not so
common. An instance occured in
this city, says the Utica (N. Y.)
Observer, which would at least
warn people to Keep cats out oi
their sleeping apartments. A young
gentleman was awakened by a
slight pain to find the huge tomcat
of the family with lils pawsabout
his neck and endeavoring to get his
mouth open. The pafwas working
on his chin,nd had partly suc
ceeded inpeninghis mouth when
the movement awakened him. He
tried toush the cat off, but could
not get U away until he seized It
violently about the neck, choking
the animal until it released its hold
and then throwing it off. The cat
has been excluded from the sleep
ing apartments of that family since
the young gentleman's uncomfort
able experience.
Pull Down your Vest
You keep vests, myfrient?"
said a Dutchman entering a Fulton
clothing store, the other day. The
clerk promptly averred that the
store was crammed with them.
v" I vant n vest," said the Tueton,
"vat don't rise up on it's hint legs
mit the neck. I bought von in
Syracuse not long ago mit a dow
dollar pill, and py'shummlny I
don't notice dot myself, but every
where I go the boys gry out mit
der streets : 'Yacub I vy In do
name of de board of drustccs don'tj
you pull down your vest?, and py
dam I have pulled dot vest more'n
dree dousand dimes, till I wore all
the pindings off mit der puttons."
The clerk explained the Joke and
sold him a vest, and the old . man
went out with the exclamation:
Py shimmlny, I don't hear some
tings about dat over in Shermany
before." ,
Mr. Itansom Wlnecoff, of Cabar
rus county,-.' was' recently killed by
a log rolling on him. .
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