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1 Iff I'. 1:. it- ft; : f t . ev r - - f u 7, jH Pa's Dav On The iarin. Me and the pupp and njaw and paw and little Albert went out in the country a Saturday to visit Uncle li'en ry's. Uncle Henry is maw's brother and wunst him and her was little boys and girls like me and little Albert md Uncle Henry sed maw roost to run around in her pair .feet and clime trees and fall out of the hay in the barn and skin a cat jist like a hoy. I'm offul sorry I herd that about maw becos I ce.n't hardly keep on thinkin ste's a nangel eny more. I wish she would of bjeen a nice little gurl with dim puls in her cheaks and curls down her back and always kept her dress clean and didn t never make snoots at neoole. Sumtimes when I think about it I almost have to weep. Before we went paw was tellin us all about Sfreat things he ust to tream hit maw jist below the ear and run down inside of her collar. Maw she veil ed and dropped paws cuffs and the pupp thot it was the cows foot so he made a grat) at her heels and the cow stept -on paws foot and the stool with one laig went over backwards and the milk what paw happened to git in the islands have been exaggera- Ho not think that he has more than 20,000 soldiers, and in a square fight 5,000 Americans would tear them to pieces. All that is nec essary to crush them out at once Is for the army to get at them and keep at them "until the work is done. 4 'The evil features of these -A. SS3T OF THE w In Twelve HtSLig: Volumes, FOK ONLY' SET-FSE CEPIJS, pale run under his vest when he was laving there with his feet in the air and a look on his fase what made me think of the dying" gladdyater in picture. 14 Oh paw," maw hollered, whv was vou sich a fool as to try it?" "Git away from me," paw sed when maw wanted to help him to git up. "If it hadnt a bin fer you this wouldn't of happened. If the ted to pur people. Their ex tent is so great from north to south and the variation! of the altitude is such that! ! there is a great variety of j climate and variety of pro-1 d actions. Americans will find this an excellent field for their energies and the wealth producing powers of these islands, under Amer ican influence will be great. "The action of some peo ple in the United States in A, when 'he lived on a farm. he the do fr, l It s a wonder people didn't come to see from miles around paw. So when we got out paw he thot he would sho us ljow to milk a cow and Uncle d a hat self. acK md eir Henry give him a pale an stool with only one lai w pa had to bajluuce him on. They was a nice sad look- en cow what was all bl with a white stripe aro whaire wimmen waire tl corsets and Uncle Henry tpld paw she was as gentle as a lam; so paw .took off hisJote and cuffs and let" maw hold them, and ' pulled up his sleeves, and set down on pit stool with one laiir and held the pale between his ki and grabbed hold with bbth hands. The fust stream shot whar paw wasent looken it and went all over his t best pants and maw she begur to jaw and told him he conic. n't afford to go and rooin close jist to sho off. "0h, don't make a about not n m, paw ss "That wont hurt. You take it out with a little a lean. You couldn't exd a man what was out of pit tus to set rite down and this as good as if he keepin at it every day. I'll be all rite in a minute two." About that time theMdow wanted to nock a fly off per id around but fer ins uss ys. can do was nt or you would of stayed in the ! asserting that the people of the Philippines ought to have independence does a great deal of harm and as sists Aguinaldo in maintain ing insurrection, as he pub lishes all assertions by Amer icans of that character and he tells his supporters that, if they hold out until winter, independence will be given them. It also has a bad ef fect in this that people who are disposed to be favorable to us and Who desire us to govern the islands fear to assert themselves, because they know that if they should do so and the Americans should abandon them they Would be in danger of their lives and in all probability their property Would be con fiscated. On the 9th of Sep- house whare wimmen belonsr they wouldnt of bin no trub ble'" By that time he was on his feet so the pupp was lookin up in Jais fase and wagin his tail kind of pleas ant and paw hauled off and give a kick at him. But the pupp wasent there . when paws foot reached the place and the straw he was stand ing on was purty slippery. I dont no whether the damige to paws pants or his shoulder blade was the most turrable, . ' Ennyway he was a n offul lookin sight when we got him to the house and maw had to almost weep every time she looked at his pant.s. Pie o 3i 1 y w ore the m w u n s t b e - fore. So he had to eo to bed ! tember I had a little fivrht with the enemy at this point but it did not amount to much, although as important; while maw Was trying to git the milk off and sow them so the lais would sta v together. W offer to our pxtroaa a 43et r tb vrUTk, 4 iarl Ilr -.-., iit T weie l.r 4 Tbij srrtit orT&r 54 Anjr eror bareto-'oramaJto. 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