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VOL. VI.
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each succeeding, issue will got bet- The fact that Dick Croker is a
ter if it can be made so. Being a
firm believer in the principles of
the great party of Lincoln, Gra nt,
Garfield and McKinley, we will
always be found contending tor
fair play, and for the rights and
liberties ot the people, anal wag-
ing an unrelenting battle ajgainst
the devil and the so-called Demo
cratic party. We don't onl;d
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"we also should be pleased, tcj nave
you do a little missionary work a
mong your Republican friends.
You can reach those whom we
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ery Republican you meet anld get the e&tablishmeut of an Ameri
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will not only be doing us a great
favor, but you will also be aiding
us in reaching the people, i and A vote for Bryan and Steven
helping to present the facts of Re- son is a vote for rags and soup,
publicanism, which only need to because that is. all a democratic
be understood in order to fnake administration ever gave the
tne hepublican party '. so numeri-
strong, so narmonious , ana
invulnerable that the tribis of
Bryan, the world, the flesh and the
devil can't overthrow it at
the
polls next November.
See all your neighbors and m
ake
up a club of 5 or 10. If you
get the club now, send along
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yqur
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publican gospel u and"" common
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OUR TICKET.
EDITORIAL REMARKS.
Wliat did Bryan predict in
'96?
The calamity wail is a
with a brass handle to it.
lie
The imperialism dragon is a
thin democratic shell stuffed
with Bryan gas.
The only rates we have for
the campaignHs thirty cents for
six months.
Jltf , you admire the Yello
jacKet s Temperature order a
good supply for the campaign.
Trade follows the flag, but
hanVrnnfnv ia nVrnf. oil f-.VinV'
would follow the Bryan rag.
The only expansion Bryan
seems to enjoy is the expansion
of his bank account and
his
mouth.
. ;
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is about to swallow this coun -
tfr.yan man is not surprising.
All the men who are following
Bryan are croaken,
The Bryanites continue to
try to defend Aguinaldo's char-
acter, but it makes some- of
them sweat.
The name of the greatest
clown the world has ever known
is William j Jennings Flopper
Dodger Bryan.
Wanted a man for exhibi-
Sam.
pe0pe
Lots of democratic politicians
haven't, much horse sense but
they make up for, this by hav-
UnS more impudence and gas
than anything else on earth.
When we hear" a Bryanite
bbast that- he is a Jefferson
many a good mare has been th
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e national debt couldbe
paid off with promises and cm;;
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couiapay on tne wnoie tmngn
A ""at ls u man
hils-,nmagines the 'imperial devil'
twQnty days.
7s
Democratic' principles remind
. . . ..-.
us'of the old forked " stick used
for a stave jointer-leg, they can
be adjusted to stand upon a
platform in any position from-
a plain to a perpendicular.
' Europe is for Bryan : because
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the foreigners know tBM. mother of trusts
election would turn the pros
perity from American manu
facturers to those 6f Europe.
Une oi tne strongest reasons1
why all honest, respectable peo-
pie should pe against Bryan is
because. Tammany has comcrflor. ,,. mno
out for him.
A continuance of good tim
may be vouched-safe if the peo
pie will keep the free soup house
party consigned to;he dungeons
of defeat.
t makes lots of democrats as
mad as a wet hen because the
people refuse to gefc scared into
conniption fits over the " imper
ialism' ' scare crow.
'London papers declare that
'there are hundreds of trusts in
Free-Trade England. Of course
the democrats will tell you that
the Dingley Tariff is the moth
er of the last one of them.
so wear a tin rooster in your
hat, ride on the tail end of the
band wagon and vote a straight
democratic ticket is a task that
requires nenner Drain nor DacK-
Kb
one.
r ine nartv tnat is stanamg up
rrii i t
L itQ hinrl Ipo-a nnrl hnwlino- a.
gainst expansion is the very
same old fraud that at one time
said Abraham Lincoln was an
imperialist" and deplored his
tion for that reason.
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explaining to the bovs that the
Tariff i .n tnt.hpr nf trRts I
nlflanfl TYifintinn th rubber trust.
There is not a cent of Protec-
tion on rubber yet there is a
4-1 i--r-r t I linn rlnl Inn tnhho "
fifty miUion dollar rubber
tupu8."
Brvan told the people in '96
that he'd save them from hard
times, and he did by being de
feated. Now he tells them he
will save them from imperial
ism, and he will- by being de
feated again.
We want 20.000 new subi
scribers to the Yellow Jack
this fall. Now let every suty-
scriber help us to get theii.
We hope every one who reads
this copy will try to get up
club, and push the list along.
Come, boys !
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sensible man can afford to deny
The most prosperous periods of
our national life have beeh
under republican rule and thb
most disasterous . periods oV
A
our nationaiine nave oeen unuury
democratic rule. Kead up and
think' over these statement, Mrv
ere is one trutn tnat noivr t j
Voter; and be a man, ; "';
Does not spell any
tHing, but what we
starts ntittnsnvmiQfWc. To
postage stamps on subscriptions to the
Y. J.; and when you send Money Orders
toethem taon wiiketoo, N. c
Moravian Falls is not a M. O. office.
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tfrT.a4- catrr t.iA.:
just ask the young rooster who
was the mammy of those soup
houses that sprang up under
democratic rule.
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We didn't sav that the rennh-
Flican ministr.-itioft was resnnn-
the last few seasons, but it is
seasons, but it is
responsible for the 100-cent
dollars that pay for said crops.
Yoii can't rub that out.
Bryan's sympathetic soul
seems on the verge of melting
into tears for the rights of
Tagal sjivages,. but American
voters who oppose ring-rule
have lost their savor in his eyes
and seem only fit to be trodden
under foot by Red Shirters.
Under Protection 1
e
United States has cut down
her
imports 80 per cent, and in
creased her exports 600 .per
cent. You might put that in
your corn, cob pipe and smoke
it, Mr. Bryanite.
If that anti-trust, anti-im-
perialism, anti-prosperity, anti
everything crowd wants to keep
on puoiisning ncticious names
as converts to their wav of look-
ing at things, just let 'em rip.
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xnev, are aomg some very
Ufffintiva namnaip-ninp- for Mack
and Ted.
Eead this copy of the Yellow
Jacket all over, and if you like
" sena us ou cents ana Sev iu a
whole year. It will not only
ue a warm aLbiuio iniuuut tiiu
campaign, but its business end
will register 200 degrees in . the
shade the year round- S
BQth nted
Tho
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democratic 5 ill represents . dis-
honest money, Goebelism,
tt6? 8 .r
backwards ; the republican Bill
represents financial honesty,
fair elections and going ahead.
Mr. Voter take your choic9. .
democratic hard times is
eath to trusts' and evrey other
business. Republican pros
perity is profitable to trusts and
all other business. Mr. Bryan-
ite, which is best, hard times
and no business, or prosperity
and revival of business every
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ou know you don't want to lie. I
If you claim to be a free man, if
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ders and think for-yoursef, vote
Yoav own sentiments, vote
for. what , you think is best for
yourself and your country, but
if you're a backboneless fool with
no higher motive than to serve
a- boss and be ;a mudsiller for
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TnHti&T 1 ihW hnntivr
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)t one of , them, tell you how t6 saiai was unwortny. to - hold
Qtef r- ;iUeyenueorTxce.' -
Brother, von can't afford
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v0nrtm Tnt ' ,,
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Jnis Campaign. Every issue Wlll
be a Stinger. It Will COVer the
entire political Beld and several '
t ,
acres of the ocean. . If you are
alreadv a subscriber . nrdftr TTi nr e .
con5M ' H .Va
i CODlOSianQ Scatter tnem aTnnnn: 5
ey will help your party. , The :
more papers you help circulate
tne inore votes you will help - to
make for Mac & Ted.
Among all the platforms ever
devised'bv anv nartv tho TCnn-
sas Citv nlatform covers thn
mnat mnH t ?. o w
merated affffregatibn of
meratea aggregation 01 com-
munism, socialism, . anarchism,
Altgeldism, Coxeyism, 16 to 1-
ism, Bryanjsm and raise-the
devil-in-generialism and to ex-
pect any good from such a doc-
ument of demonized doctrine i
would be as absured as to expect
a pair of dunghill1 chickens to.-
breed a Bird of Paradise.
Geo. Vanderbilt, of Biltmore
has helped fit out an expedi
tion to go to Java inf search of
the pithecanthropus, pr missing
ink between man and , mon-
eys. We are surprised at the
pedition going away to Java
hunt this interesting animal,
hy doi it learn of Chairman
Jones where William Jennings:
is and. capture him. Hes so
near a pithecanthropus that the
scientists will never know ' the
.
ence. . ".
We suppose a few of , our
readers have heard that there is
sucli a man in 'North. Carolina
as P. M. Simmons, and that he
is the State Chairman of 'the
ed Shirters, and looked upon
the Democrats as a mag-
ni
icent monument of , morality
a
d fairly slopping over with
litical piety. . He is also the
same Simmons whom that great
and good man Zeb Vance said.
was morally unfit to hold an In-
ternal Revenue . office. Well
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this great bimmons has declared
himself a candidate for U. S.
Senator to succeed Marion
Butler, and wo .notice that
several democrat papers are
growling because the republi
cans are repeating Vance's
words. They say that Sim
mons' victory in carving the
state democratic entitles him
to anything he wants. You
see it don't matter if a demo-
crat was to set so morallv low
down that he WOuld have to
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aimo up juu tu into 1 naaeSi
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just so lie was :to . engineer aa .
election successfully, that would
ouwwo.mm tu m uuxiurs
o 11 T"i T 1 rt m f-i-v mii
within the gift. of . a people, k
according to the view of some
democrats.1. God for bid 1 ";that'; ;
any man ever ! holds "down a
seat"in the U.S. Senate "
a.? ncrinz-i 'J: fJ.
UUUi riUitu uiiua wuum so
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gRP a lemocrot as zeb v
ance
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