What William Jumpup
Bryan Said.
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Editor The Yellow Jacket :
Not that any i discu ssion of
the money question is neces
' sary at this time in Drder to
convince sensible men that
Tkorkf itintipv never made ofiv
nation rich; but a fellow
sen sible man that Willie
Jumpup was just simply lie
ing for "revenue only." ;
W, t.
Morehead, Ky.
Our Way's The Best,
It is astonishing how diff
erently the various nations
can't help but think over the of the earth will act in pre-
calamity speeches of 1896. cisely the same circumstanc-
commit-
in 18
id not
John Sherman had
ted the "boss crime'
73, but the people-
find it out until thjey had
swallowed a real live free
trade rat in 1892. Cleve
land called his soup house
agents together and after 18
months of wrangle they gave
us the "starvation
the Wilson Gorman
which was so unsatisfactory
to Grover that he went off
fishing and let it become a
law ' ' without his signature .
He had been elected upon a
sound money platform and
failed to vento the act re
pealing the purchasing clause
of the Sherman law right
here him and William Jump
up Bryan locked horns, Cand
have been raising sand and
hair ever since. Four years
ago William Jumpup Bryan
was riding around on the
tail end of a train preaching
his silver plated gospel of
16 to 1 to the benighted far
mers and wage earners of
.the whole United States.
41 The Crime of 73," Jnd the
"repeal of the Sherma'n law"
es.
For instance, when a fly
is found in a glass of beer
just as the drinker is about
to drink each nationality
pursues a different course of
action.
- An American will laugh
and order a fresh glass.
A Spaniard will pay for
the beer, but quietly move
off without touching it.
A Frenchman will pay
and go, but makes a tremen
dous fuss about it.
An Englishman will empty
the glass and demand a fresh
one.
A German will carefully
hook out the fly with his 'lit
tle finger and then swallow
the beer,
A Russian will swallow
the beer fly and all.
A Chinaman will first res
cue the fly, eat it, and drink
the beer afterward. Ex.
Changes In Kansas.
Shelling The Woods.
had caused all the
low
prices" and ' hard times."
O yes the "Wilson law"
had nothing to do with the
"low prices for which
intended. The tariff
it was
ques-
The
"had
tion was "not the issuL" A
h 1 of a "crime" had been
committed in 1873, and labor
was about to be "crucified
upon a cross of gold."
"dollars of our daddies
been "demonetized" and the
country was going straight
to everlasting starvation,
stagnation and damnation,
and would land there right
in the middle of dog pays,
unless we declared for I free
silver" at the heaven born
ratio of 16 to 1. But Willie
Jumpup got set down on the
head of salt river, and the
"purchasing clause of the
Sherman law" still Jooks
natural, while the Wilson"
Gorman law and those soup
kettles, and the skeleton of
free trade fill one and the
same grave in the democrat
ic grave yard of dead issues.
Willie Jumpup stood on
his tip toes and declared that
44 prices could not rise under
the gold standard," but
must continue to go "down
and down" until the misses
would become the "servants
of the money' sharks of wall
street." No argumen: is
now needed to refute every
word that he uttered : :rom
the stump four years ago.
The daily market reports
are all the argument that is
needed to convince every
Sam Jones is shelling the
woods at Toccoa, Ga. We
cull a few paragraphs of his
talks as printed in the At
lanta Journal:
"I want you to come to
preaching before you efet full
of beef and the devil. Don't
lie about it you old hog you.
I wish folks were "as de
cent as hogs. Wish all mean
I n t t
rooi, wmsKey selling moon
shine scoundrels would go
off to the creek and drown
themselves. The Presby
terians are good folks and I
love them. They just need
more religion and will go to
hell if they don't get it.
I like Baptists. I got my
wire out of one of their ponds
but think they are the last
folks to brag, for they don't
know where they started.
Some of them have got re
ligion, but vmost of them
haven't. When I hear
some preachers preach I go
home feeling like a baby had
slobbered in my ear. You
mountain sprouts are as
good as Toccoa. They are
just mean and you are a
combination of ignorance
and meanness. I'm going
to shoot in the hole where
you are at. liquor and re
ligion wont stay in the same
carcas. You drink liquor
and call yourself a christain,
you dirty, hound. Nobody
out dirty lousy devils go in
a saloon. Ifyou boys drink
liquor and have the right
daddy he will take you out
and fix you so you will have
to stand up; to eat vour
meals for six months, Some
of
jt icn your DOtxie in
your pistols m church .ijh ballot-among the blacks as covered. The banlTl
you to defud your character, well as the ;wh?.tes? irigs throughout the counT"
Why you haverno character When Bryan in 1896 , de- have steadily grown
and what do you think of clared that the success of ing infallibly that bus ineJ?"
that bud? Some one ought republicans ment 8 cent corn increasing. Railroads !!
to break a jdg over your head and 25 cent wheat , foreclos- other corporations are D
and make you hit the ground ure of mortgages on farms ing dividends without
running-a mile a minute, and the starvation of labor- question as to earning can, d
You could butt with a billy ing people, I actually took ity. Our foreign cominerc"
goat and send the goat home some stock in his oroohecies. has
With a headache." But he has oroven a false Utid a JL ,
prophet. If he was wrong in the history of the coua
in his prophecies then, why try, and in the face of all
m. i r tt ii vv3ww uv iixo pup- iiicac gigaiiLic trade movp
m,n C- u J les nowr ments the , failures have
Falls Kan., which appeared This talk about consent grown to the smallest nUm
m yesterday's Journal and of the governed., coming ber in eighteen years
gave the result of a canvass. from democrats, is redicu- Does the intelligent voter
of Delaware township, Jeff- loM. That doctrine is not wish to change this cond?
j mencionea in xNortn Carolina tion ot affairs? Does he rl
exceedingly interesting and and other Southern States, sire to create a condition
PromiSIg stbry of political r have become disgusted where business may S off
flowirStT Sua" with the sympathy the Pops failures increase and debts
flower State. The canvass profess for the laljorilJg man; 5e aid in a depreciated ts
was made by a correspond- It is bogus. rJ? Jf fae ? ated J
ent of the Journal las a yen- Plenty of work and good vote for Bryan. -Philade
fica ion of the Republican times have changed me from phia Inquirer
State Committee s report on a Bryanite to a McKinley
that township. The com- -r u ... i rm. . , , .
... , - . , "'j"" v-nuguu us uul iucre is no aouDt ol there-
mittee s report was verified years ago with his alarmist election of President McKinley
in every particular, there speeches. He will not do it although there is some aboul
being thirty changes from agajn. , the election of a majority of the
Bryan to McKinley and none I have had plenty of Work House- But there is time
trom McKinley to Bryan, the past three years that's enou8h to remove the doubt, if
and of the eight gold demo- what interests me every individ"al republican
cratsofthe township who I have made money farm. wiU realize o danger and go
voted for Palmer and Buckner W under McKinlev It keot t0 Wrk t0 help get out the fuU
or McKinley and Hobart in mLrr;n lll . V- Chairman Bab-
1896, five declared their in- W nfw rA?JZJ cock, of the Congressional Com-
mittee, wiio knows, says a full
1 am for prosperity and republican vote will, certainly
fcUV- retain control of the House.
We should not swap hors-
tention to support the Re
publican ticket this year.
As this township which
was selected by chance for es in the middle of the
investigation, may be re- stream
garded as a pretty good test My motto is, let good e-
r - wvu xlx nougn alone.
Kansas, the report is very The republicans gave us
thZr T u u ; what they said they would
those who have changed nA - '
from Bryan to McKinley are I am for McKinley.
given and" most of them Z voted for Bjan . ,
give their reasons for chang- because I thought he would
iTd -SeraTSare tlme" brin P'Perity. He lost,
ly and instructive, comine 'Pt,
t - . , u i - icpuum.jus nave
"uut proxessionai men, brought it, and I am for- Mc
merchants, farmers, me- Kinley
lth A" These good and sufficient
mong the sentiments ex- reasons x as .
pressed may be mentioned other States as in KanSaV
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Kansas City, Mo. Journal.
Fewest Failures in
Eighteen Years.
the following:
"It has been demonstrated
that we have an abundance
of money, and the laboring
people are having a chance
ers are prosperous and busi- " Bratreet's," that ar
ness 'in rftral i ffs eyed observer of trade
r - w CVVUi I 3TJ ' ...
There is ,.. toctanire ,, " """"T.
off a .rt;t fr C3lls attention to the fact
SOUTHERN
RAILWAY.
THIS o . o . o . o . o
STANDARD RAILWAY OF
THE)
The Direct Line to All Points.
TEXAS,
CALIFORNIA,
FLORIDA,
CUBA AND
PORTO RICO
: Strictly MRST-CLASS Equip-
ment on all Through and Lo
: cal Trains; Pullman Palace
peeping Cars on all Night
-xaiiiH. j asL ana Sate Sched
off a certaintv for an n r. d"en"on
.. tnat the failures reoortert L- ni?8----
"It is impossible for me f?6 paS six nths are j;g3$!l
with my love of American-' the feWest in number for the dlbUSjey-0--'
ism, to support a ticket! Pd in Giht SSiKiZSJ SS
whose main issue is the haul- i -, . Were 4 880
ing down of the American J" imated as"
flacr." sets $2 ,475,514 and liabili-
"I think that the future tleTs 60,064,208.
success of the country de- 0t these facts a
pends upon the success of fTn ?fuld be olhardy to
the republican party The eciare that business has not
most disastrous thing that prosPered under republican
could happen at this time con?,?lh The record of the
would be .the PWf!n t past four years, or since Mr.
Kinley took office at Wash-
"I have no confidence in ,? S0WS a steady de-
cane in the numhpr
m m lis
ures and in liabilities. Thi
is,
cue election or n
democratic president."
'I have
"u.vj.v.uuc in
the j democratic professions
of liberty and freedom, as
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