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I: i; " X .... - Iklt Published Bi-Weekly. R. DON LAWS, Editor and tPropV The sttns 'of this insect is the uaiTarsdd remedy If or ail know.form-of political cussedfiesa, ,andj r-tm tmnn n -wrliether you need it! : or not. We sen you ONE 'YEAR'S TREATMENT (2 l L doses) for XElalx . ujuxxp, -.ana inea w etineer stops iatilithree more dimes slipped in the slot. : - " - N0TE ,THIS :t; ' vi oTif' sumd- stainos on subscriptions. ysrm 'can't usa 'effl'Ui our business. 2' Remit by draft, check, "registered letter, i express or If, Always -write your name and addresi plainly and direct yow; wen w - i THE TELLOW JACKETJ N. C. Entered at the P. O.. at Moravian N. C, , , as second-class mail "matter. - PUBLISHED JN ENGLISH ONLY SUBSCRIPTION KATES ONE "YEAfl . . ....... V J .... i 30. TEN YEARS ; . . . . ...... - J?1.50 Clubs of or more One Year 25 Cts.J per sub. goocoocooooooocooooooopooo 8 Bditorial O- : o O O o wooooooooooooooooooooopooo Got your politics on straight As the weather gets colder politics will get -hotter. "ReDnblicanism is just anotaer --name for real American patriotism. J ' The hum of business is drqwing the calamity-howler's son these -days. All that is needed to make a Democrat is a pair of Noj 40 and a mouth to match. I 5 " good ungs Col. BrjTan says he is. waiting for a call "from his party before h an- nounces himself. Waiting foil! the jackass to bray eh? iOll - J As faith without works is dead, so - Is a political party that doesn'i de- r liver the goods. Do you know of such Spike - : a party? ::vaX: S Just so sure as character) is thp in- Bide decoration of man, 3ust so sure , it should be the inside decoration of a political party. Have you read about that Yellow Jstcket Concert to be pulled offl in your locality on November second? You'll find full particulars elsewhere, If you desire to enter the circus for a year the ticket will cost you but thirty cents and the Yellow J ick- et will furnish the stunts, j . . - - i - 'lsr'l'-;f 4 J j." One good definition of a Demosrat is this: A fellow who shuts his eyes, stops his ears, and votes just likd his daddy did. Mr John L. Sullivan has announc ed for Bryan. Why, certainly- he is a down-and-out fellow,' "and "in the Bryan cam is vhere 'n'such bel( ng. . In the future when ococktailsr are ordered let .the name of the indi rid- ual who ordered them- be pjLiblished.J UkLet nothing; be -kept inathe dark. ''- A party , fit tq,,govejTi must h ive nt, greenback and greatness. Take ."iwa'ay off and study the Republican - ;j party and see if it don't fill the bill ' ' 4 ' "j-.."' I; ' .?. 'm m m m m m m m m T , xi you line to see vaucieviiie snows, V take in every Democratic blow-but k- . that is billed. The scene is shifted at every rise of the curtain. r -.j -i .-It may be that Oklahoma took Mr .Bryan s . advice. But just wait till - - . the possum hides are all strung year and see what the country " dbe3 - about it. I -. ; . j . " Nebraska '- has " endorsed Secretary " Taft. - Mr. Bryan consoles ! himself vwith' the scripture that says fa in prophet is ot without honor save " his own country." -7V' ' ' Jt - - , '; The chief aim in view in the adbp- tion oi ; a uemocratic piatrorm is to "get up a bundle of promises and dfec- ..larations - that - will catch suckers. This is the gospel truth, brother, a'nd ayou . can . watch.; it.-'-;; - . j : : ,- "' i .... d GovJlFolk has-pattacked thei tariff. ' s And yet, so f ar appeTance c6n- ' cerned, 'it Is" thejsame impregnable wall that it ev6ri was. Say; f little jumQing-jackr Ju're ?f oolish ; to" try to "shatter -tbjBinassive -rockl of GHb- : ltar withja mill-peck. , 0rSenatbrButfer DOCTaUcptatf bra 17. two or inree pianao. i atwa, joiuxui. -vv caw jo wvu6icW ffai ue-an extremely ie ti frn&ot;! -V instrument. W we should Y slats: would suffice. ; ,. ; ; 'iai JaUlie ;chlearjfriBnt: fr . his.; nogj,-. Bryan;xRe;f?rUi.gi inelf fce..attempts to touch upon ev SivV ;-'Ti1:4b:Toii j?tioj HopoghomegisterH to gna ygrjr timethe moon ery thing. trpm nature-faking to tar ? There v.jgpositiyM monKeying., rlnl nroafrouS;We -.BaUeyisin; in Texas. Gooh? s. liry flush, ind J happiness tb: reign sujf premo ln? newly ; a-AUdr hearts. :. ;-,c ;:. -.r - in! ; ThW linotlfiffeers will be -in-their "lm'- rcn romnetition iw - - ' Pnt and the Democrats in power, wot gut likker, red. Indians, and Demo- - .. cratic prohibition. ; . ' ; : , , y a "S - . Uncle Dick Maple says tEe Popu list lamb; and. the Socialist lion have lain down.'-together. : l-But - Dick, :be - a lamb, he is still a-kicking and a- a braying. i 'i . Democratic - politician gets dreamy -and; asks, "What if the state go Democratic?" of Maine should Why, Texas would go " Republican, and that would even things up. See? . ... 2 5 1- From the way Judge Parker Is talking these days you never would think that he once enjoyed the dis tinction of beinjj called the Sphinx of ESOPUS. ':; " - ' ; i'' 4. I If yon want to see a Democrat's under lip flop, . just whisper those Cleveland times to him. It, m-akes his memory v worlj: like a slot machine.'..A; j- i 4 ! ' When the people get tired of living high and rattling money in. their pockets. then, and not till then, will the Democrats -have another chance to slide into office. 1 ' - The spasms of the Democrats over the danger of this country getting away irom me Lfonsiuuiiou renwnus - A AAX 9 a us of the little girl in Pennsylvania who held her fice dog to Keep it from biting General Lee's army. I ! - . .' The Democrats tad better put a prohibition plank in their next na- tional platform so they'll be sure and carry Oklahoma. It might slip from their grasp in the oncoming general tussle. : , J The same .man who hit Billy Pat- terson is going to hit Billy Bryarr along about November of the next year. He ll find that the fool people still persist in voting contrary to their hollering. Dr. David .-Starr Jordan says we would have a fine race of men in this countcy if two-thirds of us were kill ed off. Oh, say, Doc, you .must think the majority of us are howling Dem ocrats. 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The devil is irra splendid good hu mor wnen he. can herd a squad of Democrats, tankem up on red likker - - . - . and hear 'em ciiss the Republican partyi',t It does his - old callous heart good.? . ;.- .' r ' , - ---'l : -Mf "wrtvi wntir f r ha iAaiarf fnr airorv occasion, carry the Yellow Jacket around" iii your pocket and pull it on every ' political sinner that bobs up In ybtfr;'thwky;"lWrfixem.i'',',:' Mr. ; Andrew Carnegie keeps giving out that he wants to die -poor. - The world at large, however, Is. not cdn- teniplaing the burden of having to take care "of him in his old days in a public almshouse. f 1; J f: : If you want to inflict a "tariff re form" Democrat with a genuine case of the.billycaflip just invite his atten- tion to a review of the amended Wil son "bill. . f , ; The li Democratic party can't win until a panic comes, and a panjp can'tj come - until it .does win. - -Now, 'Mr., Man, go' to figuring and tell i us when we will hav6 another. : Democratic president." f4.v" is V''xT7'1". Prosperity's : watchword , in. ..the future should be: f;"Kill everythihg with a club that tries to undermine these piping good times." ' But, say, who would -bury , all . the dead Dem ocrats, Populists and Socialists? I : That- system i p bopk-kepiiig: ; em ployed thy the, pdard" Oil. lmpany; and e otheAbJtrusb vents outsiders vitrpin i understanding their ;fraudulenVentries; thbl latest. ; It - seems , that, these concern t set; ; in to hoodoo the public- and they've. done it to a chocolate; brown. cratic partygetting ttredStf mch- "me Is all Tigh. should IrUUQO DUIUO lTZKsM.a tflLUUUL osiuun emDarrass"g euonsA U J v. n 3iWT,. , "2- That man ;,dqwn in Texas ; who. is erecting hronze mpnunent to J ohn I . j;,4-ri-y3. a. ; ,-k-,ri ; cKeieiier m.magir A misxaK He ought to. make it put of .brass '-:u I fl 1111 LilC I 1 11,. WUUIII MI. I lit! Illflll - j f or vwhom H,is Intended.. - . . I ;;:l.-.s- r A'7 TK f -..X"?.4 V: "fJiJr". w T wai Pie-nungry democratic leaaers have been singing ever since G. Cleve- aiougn ot uespond. - - . : The tariff tinkers ought to be com- . pelled to live, on shadow soup for about- a month,, and they would quit monkeying with a policy that makes it possible for them to eat '-three square, sumptious meals' every ' day. The Yellow Jacket will convince the convincable. Of courser if you're a moss-back with scales on your eyes like a bat's wings, it may not reach the spot, but it will make you scratch your back like Sam HilL -' j Judge Alton B."- Parker, in his Jamestown .address, warned the peo- the' scraps andtailings together and pie that the Republican party was called it Democracy, meaning there bent on over-riding the constitution, by that it was the garbage-heap of But if you'll tap your forehead and think a moment, you'll not get start led clear out of the country. ' Recent primary elections in New York were attended with rioting, I - 1 A, 1 . J . i nguimg, saooimg ana ciuuum&- Hearst and .Tammany are in cahoot, and such a hotchpotch of political cussedness is calculated to put the devil on a high-lonesome. - These are times to try the souls of political prophets. The crowd who can stand up in the face of this era of prosperity and offer something still better is. a dandy. It were like preaching a. better heaven to angels, or giving the Lord pointers on; how to improvo paradise. - , 4 That New York couple who have been married sixty-three years wlthr out a single quarrel, do not know the sweets" of fussing; and then, kissing away their troubles. But first let us have an affidavit that such a couple live in New York. . 8I 4 4 ; ... - It might be even worse than-it ls for ' Mr. Rockefeller. Suppose that Miss Ida Tarbell was a man and that she should make her actions' speak , . : . ., . i id liu til Liia.ii i it; i wurus wuv. lucic I . - t. magnate . left. . The Democratic party: needs a doc tor. It has a broken spine, a dis located, leg, a watery ; brain, cancer of. the stomach, palpitation of the heart, an enlarged liver, appendicitis, and an awful spell of the bellyache, mt T t T i a. ii The , only well organ abput it is its lungs.-,:- . 1 Get your. partners! We've bur fid dle in tune :on with the . dance : of the 19 OS. campaign!" We expect to have a glorious time swinging corners and cutting the pigeon's wing around the matchless record of the Republi can party. ; v The . butler of a U. S. Senator in Washington, who has since gone over 6f (lie. big diyMe,Vrwas asked , about , his : lU'employerj s, politics. "'Scuse ineVsah, buti de Sen'tah done , miss his- lunch n,' I vwon't know;what his politics am afo' 'dinnah. At breakfas', sahV1 he was a Democrat." . The man who Is willing to vpte the Democratic ticket next year, and' thus I strike a blow- at.this nation's onward marcn or greatness, ought, to go on about a six-weeks' fast and feel of the girth of his belly-band. He would then, be reminded df what such - a- vote would mean to the "laboring masses, 'Pfr ; The St LouG that "money i3 so .plentiful through- I ., -r"". wwair cupie wouiQ ruiuer, i passes.' now u.taat isn't limit verlasts deatof the:pej3ioctic Jlfornia, ; and ftom thg-.Laeg w pourtoprecedenprospe WPtMt justUke to se it-pranco oubn thQ wbitevbnti &mot-v'.Tnur crkhtyvV aboct tariff revision!, Iboulevard- and .cut tiai pfeeons wlnghnassivb doiaeot thought.7 But what Is jieeded toward j us for- licking her. in the Kentucky, and Bryanism snrii,! IWUJ UVPI ' luaLuaU-Ul. XUJ Li AMJ.& . ner irom me inroes ,01 4 i 4" 2 -Mr, , Free Trader, stop your howl- -J . : ; - mg ana reaa- mis: :x ending August 31,th tt.u;! :o i? or eignt momns the exports of the I U U L.l,L.ta CAi:r!C(lt:il I.I 1 M ' 1 HI 1 Mil - $104,000,000. - Now hop; up and say inac Jrrotectipn Kills .our toreign ' traae.:.wiU;jrou? V i : ' ., 1 " ;: " - . ' That old gas-bag called Vardaman, down in Mississippi, seems to have last few days. Maybe he has acci- dentally discovered that this country is not depending for its motive pow- er upon the wiggle of his nether jaw. ; "Principles" to- a Democrat is is 'what flees are to a dogto give annoyance and trouble. "Just observe how the" Democratic leaders : are scratching and pawing to get rid of the few rotten principles they had in their last national platform. If the Almighty . had anything to do wltli tbe malcmg-or tne democrat ic party, it was after He got thru making everything else and he threw creation. 2 Jt Look here, Mister! No doubt you have a Democratic neighbor whom you would like to convert to Republicanism. If he ig honest and capable of reasoning, hand him a copy of the Yellow Jacket and; give him a little . private talk, and nine times out of ten you've got him. . - In . this day we hear much said about swollen wealth, and many of our honest rich men are being abus ed. But, if you will notice, most of the abuse is coming, from the down-and-out Democratic v politicians who couldn't raise a hundred dollars to. keep from being hung. Judge Alton B. Parker is now writing about the mistakes of Con gress. "It would be nice in him to give us a pen picture of his-trip up Salt River, of the variegated scenery along its banks and-other little interesting details that he might add, after he finishes his present - treatise. V-- - - 8 4 . -" Dr. Nicholas Butler Says "Emper or William is a Democrat." . If he is, ho believes in applying the prin ciples of 'Democracy to magnify him self. But,; come to think about it, this is the Democratic spirit mani fested by most of our blooming Dem ocrats. '' Mr" Bryan's friends say he iwill declare his intentions December '7. Declare nothing- if there's a man living between Cape Cod and the I " . - ' ".. . '- Golden Gate who does not know what the Nebraskan ... has up his sleeve,- he ought to be hustled off to a lunatic asyluni immediately-, if not sooner. ; ' ,;. -:':1' r. - 'i - ' Every ' time ' the Democrats have succeeded, in getting hold., of the governmental ase-hall; bat they have made a mighty hitthey- have . hit our ball of prosperity and knocked it clear over the fence and lost it in. the tall grass of a bankrupted nation and a gutted treasury. r I V A ' Southern newsnaner ? arcii that what this country jieeds is a Democratic. Congress, but it will be a.bit; difficult to ram :this down the throats of some few people; for those: who were living ar'littie over ten .f years ago, when'.the Democrats, ihad tne .country, by the tail; and a down- hill pull on iirare not all dead. 7 . - ' . r? '' p : " ' j You -h.ear the bemocratertearing their -shirts -about trusts and tariff reform, but when hVe ; you heardf. one say ;a-blessed -word: about: "re-? forming poUUcs-in the South? '::A tuurougn -poiutt.-reform irln dentrRooseveltsr message to th ' GS1" over, the entire count rv pcw... - . ; " uoni,mg a trio to . make an honest Republican pat himself on. the shoulder and thank God, that he is not as som0 other people are. : - ' m. , -.,r T.T - - j. no vaiue oi tnis year's crop win I reach seven billion dollars. Trv t I Ol.I TT r Villi I 11IIL21 1 I lflTI 11 T -f- - standing what this means to tho a merican people. Yet-you will hear tne croaners. say that there's - somp- thing radically -wrong with our run hing-gear. The fool-killer ought t get a swamp-elm club and get" bus v : The Democrats keep up such aa uproar about swollen wealth and bi surpluses that the children with such unfortunate parents are almost afraid iu save up ziiuney ior vjnristnaas. Get out, you fellows who so delight to rob people of their pleasure that you will stoop, to rob children of their joy: " - 5 4 From- the latest dispatches, Tom Johnson, the bluffiing mayor of Cleve land, is up .against it. Burton, it seems, has him on the jump. y - haVe been 'observing this spectacular big-mouthed blusterer for some years, and sincerely hope that his opponent will succeed beautifully in walloping him to a chockolate-brown finish. It takes two classes of people to make the Yellow Jacket get a hump on those who "cuss' it and those who speak a word for the paper. Which crowd are you in, Jjeeins Henry? Get on one side or the other and let us hear from you immediate- jly, if not sooner. The return of Mr. Wu Ting Fang as China's minister to Washington opens up the diplomatic circus once again Those who remember Mr. Wu's capers a few years ago wheu he was minister will expect some thing to emanate from the Chinese embassy that will make Americans laugh. ; - 5 A-lot of editorial prodders are spec ulating as , to what would possibly happen should Mr. .Roosevelt become anr editor after he retires from the Presidency. Well, boys, you can bet your out-of-date railroad passes that he will make it lively for those who like to read the unadulterated hot mustard. . .... The Democrats are harping about the cost of. living being more now than it was-under Democratic rule. Cert. But a fellow now has twenty five dollars to where he had one theiC so he can stand a little ad vance, don't you see? Might as well argue that ...a brick-mill could cut down its . expenses by not using any clay. '- i What . do youthink of the mer chant who endeavors to do an honest business and make money, and yet every four years goes to the ballot box and votes the Democratic ticket, and -thus -votes against his best in terests? He evidently need some enlightenment or a little common sense or maybe both. 5 A fresh indictment has been found against Caleb Powers, who has been lying in a Kentucky jail for se en years awaiting trial. Caleb can fig ure that the Democrats will keep him chained In a prison cell seven years longer, 'if by so doing ttey can make Van c issue out of him Su"h is Democracy, don't you know? . That - Fairbanks cocktail story caused the ladies to turn against Mr. Fairbanks and defeat him for dele- gate to the Methodist conference. Say, ladies, y6u take politics tco seriously. . Are you rignt suro that some of the Vice President's political enemies didn't start that 'story ion him? - ' '. . 4 7 'DbouVrobathe cattlemen and wool-growers of the West, the farm- iers all over the country, thejfaboring in the North anaa. rof upon-your afreet life. I . - . . - .. '"ucu JDnCEIlT DAXSEErAGE TWO. . . .- . ....
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