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NE FOR G IaDUIS rv Kopft fellows, this Is ncn. A machine has been Invented- to cure people of lying. Prof. Hugo Mun - sterberg of Harvard University f fcas perfected several machines, the pur pose of which is to record j the emo tions and reveal the secrets of the human mind. . One scien ist'-;,.''caiis them'u ''truth-compelling e lachines' another 'machines-to cure- iars."' It is said ' thai' one of these machines was 'employed by Prof- Mi hsterberg in his "recent test "of Harry j Orchard; the chief witness for the prosecution In the Haywood triali This instru ment is known as the . automauto graph. It consists merely' of'' a wooden sling supported from the ceiling, uptm which rests t le arril if the person being examined. "A pen cil ' is grasped lightly in th 3 fingers, the point of the pencil just reaching a smooth sheet of paper, wntch re cords the involuntary writings of the suspect. It has been; lear ned that the arm muscles and finger j muscles thus used constantly twite i under the stress of any passing emotion. Tests upon different persons hare disclosed the fact that the same gen eral outline is made by any person under the stress of the same emo tion. Another instrument, more -delicate in ' construction, ce lled the pneumograph, records J the normal breathing, and any j variation in breathing is caused byj an emotional suggestion. The recording is done electrically, and in another room far removed from the suspect. The ef- feet of emotional stress upon the rate of breathing is a matter of com- mon knowledge. Still ano ther de vice called the sphygmagrarih 4s at tached to the wrists and records the action of the heart-beats. It is said to be the surest of all, as the heart is the most sensitive and j the east in fluenced by the will. 1 i Hurrah for science! j We are cer tainly living in a rapid age. Look out, Mr. Politician, the scien ists are on your trail. Look out, Mil Ballot Thief, you can no longer lie about stealing caught. ballots without getting Prof. Mtinsterberg ik a ben efactor to all mankind. I He will, -no doubt, put all the Ananias Clubs out of business. He will put an i end 'to our annual crop of fabulous fish stories. . '. Let us hope that the professor will immediately get his machines into general use. We hope they will be cheap, so that the - country can afford to lay in a goodly supply of them. i THE DONKEY IN OHIO. The Yellow Jacket is a national paper, and endeavors to deal Its subscribers the steaming from a national standpoint, sionally it takes up a state out to stuph" j Occa matter and shakes it like a bull-pup tousling with an obstreperous fefino snemy. In rooting around in our exchanges the other day wran upon the fol lowing, announcement , . herald id ,0by the Democracy jOf,rthe , state jol :Ohio; For PresidentW. Ji ryaEi ,),-. For Vice President rf am-L. I John son.. . ;i . . - . : j;.-. - I r(f. For United States Senator to sucr ceed Joseph B. Foraker-rJOhn, Jt. McLean. . . : , . , Cifi: j f, ; - Now this mess-is a morsel calcu lated to tickle the palate of anj Dem ocrat, living or dead. In fact, the Democratic patriots in Ohio cai come out of the .brush, quit driakirig and straighten up. A coinbinatio: l like that is surely to their liking. - It is a notorious fact that McLean has no use under the sun for Bryan or Johnson. He started his Gincin natti paper primarily to oppose Itheir. brand of Democracy. He haslnever . had any use for Bryan, and contribute ed largely to the defeat of the 1 Neb raskan in 1896 and 1900. Ad-so far as Johnson is concerned, McLean and the Cleveland mayor are pfrson al enemies. j ; The object of switching McLean Into the combination is to stofc the yelping of his paper. McLeaf has wanted to go to the Senate for Years. "" "x UUIU1Ess m Washiiifnon and Congress, you knowi legislates for the District of Columbia. They reason that by offerin him a q Utorial teat he would dry! up siuall ingon 'em.and fall into ranks, there Is nothing like a political iparJjhav ' ing strorigo newspaper organs Uver the countryin. these days. ;-Brya i and Ms toe-stffngors know thisane they tre .seeking to get the Z papers ;in every state start Ji 5rindingout column after! cplun of 1 tryau.. vuuuucr. i , - Norr' the question - la, will cie ian A Hi prance up to the trough -and crone?! fodder? Of course hevWll. ; A Dem ocratic politician will gulp 'down a camel in order to get a chanceT f at a gnat. There is not a Democratic, pol- itician between the two oceans that, will not answer when the;;, donkey brays. It Is born in .'em to. amWe in the direction of the pie-counter when the hope. of the J.U,icy ; article ;Js;heJ. out;itf:;em;v:;';-;; Kr-.p- '. We: mention thfs Ohio . hotch-potch just . to make the rest of the country laughl, - It is ia sidespTtter. It la Democracy, straight up one side and down the other. V? CAESARISM. 4 -.kv, The Democratic: press Is cackling considerably about the futdre of Theodore Roosevelt here ,.ot" latel They had hopes that he would break his word and run again for tbe Pres idency, so they'd have an issue upon which" to straddle Bryan. But these hopes are all fleeing like foul night fiends at the approach of day. Now they say that Rooseveltism means Caesarism , . Who, pray, is going to play the title role of Brutus? Where is long, keen, hungry Cas sius? ! m ; Who must strike down the tyrant, Look Here, 'E have a message In this there are several things : read. You will note th,at the Yellow Jacket is a warm baby; that its temperature is about 200 in the shade. For twelve years We have been ladling out the- hot stuph to the enemies of this government, and we've got great sluices of juice on tap yet. You can't help but like the Yellow Jacket whether you believe In it or not. It is the plainest spoken pa per published In the Western Hemisphere. Its editor was born in a log hut, was brought up on corn dodgers and fat. meat and got to attend school about IS months all told. He Is the working man's friend, for he has always been one of them. We know what hardships mean, so we want you. to hear our Insect hum for the rights of the people for one year. We will deliver you this paper bi-weekly for 12 months for 30 cents. Now why not come across with thor coin? Or if you will fly around and get us a club of 4 subs at 25 cents each,-well send you the paper one year free. Be sure to read our offer on fifth page. Don't fail to send along .your, subscription to-day. In next Issue we're going to give you something that will curl your hair. Wo are just now beginning to warm up for the 1908 campaign. So while the band plays "Republicanism" let us hear from you. Remit by check, M. O., or Registered Letter. not because he loves Caesar less, but because he loves Rome more? Not a few Demmy organs are ter ribly uneasy about Teddy becoming a dictator.! They intimate that he will handle his successor. If he hap pen to be a mem-ber of the Republi can party, like the small boy handles a painted jumping-jack. - ; Everybody , who knows straight up knows' that this is all moonshine. Just because the President is popu lar and has a tact of doing things, It hurts the Democrats. ; t They don't like his progresslve ness. .; I ':' '"In jjiis firmness and i fearlessness they see the ghost of another Caesar. Then there is another sect of howl ers who contend that Roosevelt s friends want to Mexicanize this Re public. . That is, set up the custom of making a man president for life. This is another : flip-flap piece of moonshine. ; ; f i We would give the Democrats to understand right 'here that the- Re publican party -is not short on Pres idential timber. We've "sot men in every Republican state who are cap able of taking up Mr.' Roosevelt s re- forms and , carrying tnem to success. The ' party is not a one-man, party like the Democratic narfy.- ' " :' Let it go. down In history that Mr. Roosevel has made an Ideal Presi dent not a partizan president, but a- President i of the '. whole, people. When' he steps down and :out he will carry with him the acclaim of his countrymen,! "Well done, thou good and faithful servant."! See here, Bud! Bryan, Haywood You who howl for or Watson. , can youvpoiht onjb a "single promise that the Republican party ever made that It did hot'fui'fil?" Yon coiilr!n,f hHn? k'ingl ' hVnefst critlclsni ! against the to,x.jr ol JUincom. McKln flv r n-nr Roosevelt to "save your life, although J you were oh the gallows ready to be jerked into .kingdom, come. And s.tul. yu are going to keep bn howl- ihs, hey? -;r::y:-: - ':;,;-- CXE? CTO CTD COCTTITTjgy ; It Is very likely that tho good church - peopla' of Indiana b.aye , cut a cdnsidefable4 brific In Charfff Fair banks''; p?esidential bobmy . Their refusal :tJcf.-'i$nd ! him as a lay delegate toj a , quadrennial conference cannot bo construed in an other Jight; than that his ltn church Is arraye4 . a- gainst him.r Thlsi as he admits hlm lelf, throws 'a damper over' his pres- " What did it? "Ct ocktails. tii e does on Visit to Indianapolis. . it. is not claimed that he drank one too many, but he is censured for serving them, ;Thls brings ' before us one of -the curious,' fascinating features. - of American politics: 'A man may be non iQ-aay, put no one can jubi ue what ho'll be to-morrow, wneni those cocktails - were placed on the j table, no doubt they were placed there more thru custom than any- thing else. And yet when the raDDie got hold of the Incident, ,it made something terrible out of it. Mr. Fairbanks paid no attention to It at first, thinking that it amounted to nothing, but he sees now what public not deny serving the fiery iquia on h. wants and not mouth about it. It the occasion of ' President ;'oqseyelt!aiJfnot "the laborlngman who Is raising opinion and the ladies of his ownworking people you meet what shut church think about it. It seems, from looking at the con - Mister Man! little paper for you; In fact In its columns we want you. to 8 I 9 demnation of the Incident, that the American people have made up their minds that the standard for our pres- idents must be total abstinence. The temperance wave that is sweeping the country appears to be a cyclone of reform. Members of Congress had better begin to look a little out. Al80 We will never desert the old reform is mighty in its sweep when it gets once started. It brushes down all barriers. It Is a Inireeraant that crushes opposition underneath Its ponderous wheels. . The time may come, and that not so very far distant,, that when a man offers for a public office he must provo to his constituency that he does not. drink cocktails. Cut out the cocktails! This Is the order that has been passed down the line. THE GRUB GHOST. ' Our tribe of vociferous free-traders are having about a spasm a minute over the high price of grub. They lay high grub to the high tariff. But wny nonce tnem r More for tho iunlinsmest thing. ever - seen ambliag: of the thing than anything else. We like! to hold their lfttlft arcrnmsnt he- 1 tw4en usand the sun and watcK the Vfi. t i y 7 feeUess larvae work in it. , . Any man who knows ols a b c s ought to know that hish labor means high prices for the necessaries of life, i,ii-.t-M ' ' Wa.&&o pncea gruo. uat noia ngnt tnere, Mister, and let us' pump this idea it von- a ffTr,- r at W . L lars a daycan better afford to pay ten cents per pound for , bacon, than anoiner lauorer who ,ls getting nlty I IT; J ; - ; ; T 1 " i-f cotton aon t care ipr . . r. essaries. whereas it . used ,; to nearly kill him to nav 9 Wnrf fri- of 14. nT LV 1SSUQ- " OIte bappens; idear reader, he had to liave when he got only 4It,." - , r ' ;0.fa --l.ufj---5iMLL Lthat jrou bewms:pTegnant with ajpo- t l.t J I See the POlnt In-this kfn? .rtf .arm. I mai t " Zlr - Z ' mentT - If not, you ought to have the L ? 'r1, uuw Qug our. anu have a pair of glass eyes, inserted in their; stead. ; J-::'":.-,'';rr-" t --j- -;- - !rh& neccssarica of Uto inJSngland cost just as much as .they do in this blooming: country, so saya our consul at JArerppQiU and yot the foggy kinc dni has oyer 'been the rendeaTous of . tlcT free-traders of 'the whole blessed wbrldr- TheP:cbst. of living In France, Cermany,. Mexico, and i. every where, ejke Ls high at this time. It Is all .bosh tci cJiarge theohighfprica-of living . In the, United States up. tov Protection. -But herejfswhat protection does do:' it enables the man who lives by the sweat of his brow to pay-for what hades about the high prices p rev ail- ling 'at this time- 1 is the hanger-on, the idlerl The individual who is at 1 yfQ not registering any kick. He Jig lorylne: over these Dining, prosr apGr0u3 times. He Is faring sumptn- jously every day. The people of this, country have been told over and over again how I it is that protection helps the toiler. it shuts out foreign cheap goods and creates thriving home market. It I enables the American manufacturer to pay more for raw material and to I give' the laborer who works it up a I better wage. This fact is well known 1 among the laboring masses. Ask the I down the furnaces and machlne"shoM 1 during Cleveland's second, adminis tration, and they'll tell you it was Democratic' tariff tinkering. Yet in the face of that saturnalia of soup, starvation, and hard times, the Dem ocrats ' have the superlative gall to come before the people again with their free-trade whine. - The grub ghost Is the hobgoblin that Is now disturbing the equanimity of the ever-howling contingent of the Democratic party. Democratic lead ers are straining their leather lungs trying to get the masses to stop and listen to them. Industrial commo tion Is what Democracy thrives on. If It can get the people who are at work to stop and give ear to its fal lacious sophistry, it 13 in hog-heaven. It delights to lead them on a wild gooso chase and land them In the Slough of Despond. Say, you fellows who have fami lies to support, listen a minute. You know yon were never in 'a better con dition than you are right now. . Yon know who rescued you f rom ' the wreck and wrath of. those awful Cleveland times. You know what the Republican party has done for the. country. You know what It has done for you. You know that it has fulfilled every promise It ever made. Yon know that It has never dodged a single question or straddled a sin- Sle Issne. You know Its principles. 1 You "don't have to guess "at them. I Now in the light of the past and in tno glories of the present are you I a friend of Republicanism? We I think we hear your answers coming n oa mighty chorus from every I ship that carries as a cargo out liber- I ties, protection for our homes, and I plenty for every man, woman and cmicx Beneath Freedom's flag! I 10 purgatory witn your I ghost, Mr. Free-Trader. Personal We .want to say a word here about the "critter" before you: Don'$ rely upon what somebody tells you about the Yellow Jacket. Just drop thirty cents In the slot and read it a year. ao properiy appreciate tne paper . " yon must &ee It. You want to pass up your subscriptions at once and set on the list for the next year. Not only will the paper hereafter be the ?own 1110 Pike bl It Will ie double LLirUCl that mae 1225 eyes water and yur sides ache with laughter. Yes, eight pages of -tonic tor ue Democratic yaller landers: I e,nt Pases of pellets for the Bry- nt 'lw Aiiff , p iS or noI shot against political rascality and I devilment mat will make the nusll- lammous uemocratic .politicians climb tall trees 'and. howl for mercy, TheT9 be a "Democratic P raver" in every issue that will curt your hair. Thero ba .n,.,,. . verbs" to beat the band. There wflf be a "Letter from tho Devil to the democrats" as often as our reporter can ; break 'Into DemocraUc head- quarters and -procure -the copy. Auoiner imnp. ThPm wnv-a t pWd Colnma-department to etar I. . . v'w'' utlcal Inea, a, Tare gem-it anayrvbe ' . .. . T- I someining that would - make " the I j J - - Remocratlc donkey grunt like lio was hlt with a batterjrigera:us; something' that, would :nthuse tlie Rads qZ your vrc. iyw ni a letter uv and set it on lire ia the m , We11 print it ia tbe le umn" and thank you for it. And this is not all. Our old Eli Tucker, will be on deck t & political wisdom told in a WaT U m?kepar heart leap with . to And ;also Willie Winkle with hi say .miU is going to be with us' we.are going to have a regular iteo! winding, double-action, quick-traiT ed, double-riveted political Picni f you every two weeks, and we ask v to see nil the boys and set tw try the remedy for the WueaTo thirty" cents Is all we shall ask for this eight-page doublehartei Yellow Jacket for one whole ret Cheap as dirt. ' Cheaper than could !steal your reading 11 But as. a special inducement price, we desire to make a better fer still. Here it Is: Darin the J 60 days we will accept subs. duv C five. or more at a time for 20 per sub. 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