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I -I PATRIOTISM TS. DISLOYALTY, i a true and genuine patriot is one who loves his country and the govern ment under "which he livesl . And more than that, he is -.one who will even sacrifice his life, if necessary, in the defence of his government and country. And I. am truly glad that we have some noble and splendid ex emplifications in the lives of ma iy men who have lived and died in our country. We can never forget the names of Washington, Adams,; Frank lin, Clay, Webster and Lincoln, and a thousand and one more who w ill continue to live upon the pages of history and in the hearts of thiir countrymen. But I am sorry to kn w tbat there are some men in our coi n try who have a way of boasting of their patriotism, but a very poor y ay of showing it. . - j Now only a few weeks ago a nan they call Col. R. R. Wright, mad a memorial address in Barnesville, Ga., and in which he had the effrontery to assert in the presence of an intelli gent audience that the Secessionist gained everything in the Civil v7ar that they fought and contended or. But there are school boys 1 in our country who know that the only ob-. jection that the South had to At ra hani Lincoln was his position on the slavery question. And Mr.j Lincoln was ever known to be a firm ind honest man, and he let the wl ole world know where he stood, when jhe said before and after his election lhat he had no right to interfere with slavery where it existed, and had j no desire to do so. And the truth is Mr. Lincoln was the soundest man on the slavery question that lived under the heavens. And not only was! Mr. Lin coln and three-fourths of the people of the United States opposed to the further extention of slavery,' but God the Great Ruler of the universe was opposed to the further extention of r slavery, but God, the Great! Ruler of the universe, was opposed to it, and that accounts for the result of the great struggle on that old vexed ! question. j And every intelligent man in our country knows that the secessionists ! fought and contended during 1 u j and j 1L 1 Civil War for state sovereignty the extention of slavery. -They disappointed in everything they pVere : con- tended for. They lost 250,000 merJ and five billion dollars- end yet they dlaim to be the conservative party after waging a war ror four years agiinst their own government. O, consi sten cy, thou art a jewel. Now W. J. Bryan, who is regarded as the leader of the Democratic party, had bravery enough during the ! last I Presidential campaign to criticise Alexander Hamilton because he Was , opposed to inserting in the Con titu tion an article giving each and ivery state the right to secede j fron . the Union whenever they saw fit ; and proper to do so. Hamilton was a very able man, and stood upon the same political platform upon vhich YvTashington, Adams , and j Franklin stood, and he knew that it would be unwise in making or organizing a government to make provision far its own destruction. And now in conclusion, I wsnt to say that Mr. Bryan has always re- ceivea the electoral votes o the Is an eleven secession state. And it old adage, "Straws show which way the wind blows." J J6NES BUSH. FROM ALABAMA. John L. Burnett said in! the House of Representatives, Washington,1: "Republican farmers in! the South will no doubt throw up their hjats in approval of the labors of this non sectional committer, when thy see that they have put cottonseed oil on the free list, and have left th i bag ging for their cotton with the J same high tariff that existed j under the Lingley law." j One of his Republican const tuents sent him the following card: "Belgreen, Ala., 7-7-'09. "Yes, and don't you reckon that Ala bama Republicans throwed their hats high in the, air when your. Democratic Party, by a fraudulent I count, dis franchised half of them?"! T. D. W :st. i FROM WEST VIRGINIA Editor Yaller Jackett, Beer sur: If you will- allgw me space in yer Dad-gummed mustard Piaster, l want ter ax you an yer 1 1 reeders a question, i sea thtt ther 1 " .- i kongrous has past a "reserlution, aff suggested by Mr. toft, to amend the Nashional Constertution so as ter make a income tax or suthin like that rite a cordin to ther law", f Now what in tarnashion is the yuse of any sich a proceedln as this rite hear at this bizzy tfme o year? why in' the name of ther saints don't they inforce the constertution they got in stead of tryiri to make more of it? Our constertution says, fever mail citizen of sound mind etc. shall have a rite ter vote with out regard to -race culer or previous condition of servi-Jit tude and it further says that this rite is not ter be abridged by eny of ther states. Now what have,; you rebel eyed- skunks downin yer prided Dix ie done to. thet contertution? you have trampled her under yer feet, and by your state laws and expreshions you are just as much in rebelion to day as you was when you pinted your guns and fired on Fort sumter, nnd then try to cover up your "cussed treason by yer onery tecknical "grand father" clauses calculated to deseave the- ignorant and thotless. Now in view of yer axions in this matter, what wood be the yuse to pass this law erbout income tax Couldent you red eyed monstors by yer state constertutions; nulify the federal constertution, as yer have done, and defy the government to col lect a income tax inver suthern stats as it was again yer state constertu tions? What we need is men at ther head of the nation twill make you come to ther law we already got or beat your Dad gummed brains out. Pleas tell me if ime rong. Yours truly, - "NASTY BILL." OUR NEW QUADRUPED. Editor Yellow Jacket: Some kind friend has had you send me a copy of your insect, but instead of its stinging me it has been rather a source of amusement to mc as its stinger was on the wrong end. I have read it from its head clear down to its business end and I must con fess that were one not posted in re- ard to the present political outlook one would be led by reading it, to think that the Demo-Rep party was. nn11,r nrsx i c i i r n f nnlitiool ni rf l DO I have lately asked many of your party to tell me the difference be tween the principles of the two wings of the Demo-Rep party and out of 51 I have .received but one answer. So I send his answer to The Yellow Jacket: "One is in favor of a tair-off for revenue, the other i3 for a revenue for tair-off." Will you kindly inform us through Viq hnoSnooc ofwl rf vnnr inupnt wVi 1 r Vi tUV KJ A J 1 11 VkJk) H v v. J . . m --w you favor arid also inform us who is to get the "tair-off." The amusing part of your paper and a sheet pub lished by the other wing of your party you call the 'Texas Quill, is the way you tell the truth on each other. You request my patronage, but I hardly think it advisable unless I also subscribe for the "Quill," so that each paper would act as an antidote to the effects of the other for should I take either of them alone for one year I fear' I would have to undergo an operation for the appendecitis. it appears that you hoys have not yet been informed of ! the fact that the Dem-jackass has been crossed with the Rep-elephant ; and the cross has brought forth a What is it? As the monstrosity has but one horn or rather a proboscis I suggest the name "The Great North American Unicorn." Yes, party lines are wiped out in Washington, and we see the Reps and Dems in each others fond embrace. Think of Aldrich and "Pitchfork" Tillman saluting each other with a holy kiss! Think of Baily of Texas, "clasping hands across the bloody chasm" with Reps around a U. S. pro tected saw log; while we out here in Kansas are paying $30.00 a thousand for lumber. Think of the "insur- Kgeant" Reps voting with ; Dems for a low tair-off yes, think of the new Senate-of Illinois going to the U. S. Senate by a combined vote of 55 Reps and 53 Dems. ; ; He will be like the little darkey whose ( ma said to him, You . little brack rascal, what for you got your spenders crossed a -nine an a fore? People wont know whether you be goen or comen." I- Then why should; the elephant calves and the jackass colts keep up such a bellowing and braying? Can they, not see that taeirrlond parentsJ are joined-together in holy wedlock? Ot course the jackass is ther paternal-, part of -this nuptial union. - So does it not ill become you to so vilify- and berate your - -political r step-father? And does not the editor of the Quill show bad breeding by abusing his step-mother?" Of "course I do not blame the Quill and The Yellow Jack et for keeping up their buzz as there is money in it for- them, but the rest of the children should come meekly and caress their fond parents and then embrace each other; as. the high muck-a-mucks of the once divided but now united families are now doing ' in . Washington. Behold how. good and how pleasant is for brothers and sisters to dwell together in Unicorn. B. F..MORLAND. Haven, Kans. - - ' HEALTH OF MB. DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Mr. Democratic Party, His health ran pretty low; He got so wobbly jointed, He simply couldn't go. He called in Dr. William Jennings Bryan, His malady to treat: The Doctor felt his pulse and said: "Old man, I'll set you on your feet." Bill filled him up with tonics, Sweet sugar pills and stuff, Till D. P. got to gagging And hollered out, "enuff!" And now he's got the colic An awful belly-ache; He's lying back a groaning; , "O Lord! what shall I take?' With Bryanine disgusted, He's getting awful sick; His belly-band is busted, If he ain't physiced quick He never will get well, He ll die in spite of h . WALTER L. DANIELS. Blount Creek, N. C. JUST A HOLE IN THE GROUND. By E. A. Childs I've just bin South, down on Mobile Sound, Down on the old battle fields, lookin' around; There's nothun there now, not even a mound, Nothun, nothuri at all, just a hole in the ground. The plantation houses with cabins around, There's nothun there to-day, just a hole in the ground. For a thousand miles I've bin travlin, around, Just to have a look at a hole in the ground. When I see brother Ben, how queer it will sound, When I tell him our old battle fields are just a hole in the ground. More'n forty years since carnage there did abound, Nov the scenes of those days are just a hole in the ground. The cotton now thrives where the cannon did sound; For the forts are now just a hole in the ground. Old Glory floats on the oceans the world around; Our enemies are just-a hole in the ground. The Democratic party-who fired the first round, To-day are nothun, just a hole in the ground. The old rebel leaders, once so re nowned, Are all laid away in a hole in the ground. And I'm close onto eighty, nearly un wound, Waiting, just waiting for a .hole in the ground. And soon, dear comrades, the bugle will sound, And we'll be placed in a hole in the ground. Erie, Penn. An item ' in an Alabama paper states that labor is so scarce at Bes semer that public work can't be exe cuted - up to the expectations of the promoters. One man who needed twelve men had been scouring the country and had secured only two. 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