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VOL. XX.
MORAVIAN FALLS, NORTH CAROLINA, THURSDAY, MAY 28, I9J4.
NO. 5.
Rome's Latest
Hell and its twin sister, the Etonian
Catholic hierarchy have married and
set up housekeeping here at ! home.
The web hoofed terrestrial emissary
of his Satannic majesty j has spoken
but thanks be to patriotism, th e devil
has got a slap in the face snd the
state that homes the patriotic Stinger
has given the toe-sucker his walking
papers and the meanest crime of all
Rome has been se,t to naught, j
The most indescribable Jasper that
struts the terrestrial world is tne
Pope of Rome and the; fellow that
pushes him hard for prime place in
the galaxy of human devils is the toe
bussing Jesuit Knight of Columbus
who tries to take the Holy Bib e from
the working man of America.
Rome's dirtiest act of cowardly,
sneak-thief, strong armTlnfaiay was
enacted in the town of Morganton,
this state , this mouth, and compared
with it the outrages of the cole -blooded
ghouls of Denver and Spr ngfield
pale into twilight insignificance by
contrast.
Muscular Christianity of the
Knights of Columbus ! can excuse
itself under the blood guise of mob
force and violence. Kidnapery to shut
up the meuth of free speech and free
nress can sneaK Deneauntne mm ve-
ner of absolute necessity.
Fo
r Jttome
knows that publicity and truth
are the
death wounds to Papal graft;
hod the
Pope must faten his larder even tho
the heavens fall. The average Roman.
Catholic knows only to obey Ms Pope
and priest and when he sins he is
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often more to be pitied than censured.
"When a church that murders the in
nocent, poses as a Christian organi
zation and forbids open study j of the
Bible it is little wonder that I s fana-
atic devotees glut i. their, angf r upon
men of the truth like Spurge on and
Boles for they have never read God's
word and are taught to believe that
murder in behalf of Roman Catholi
cism is a worthy act. j
The Holy
Transubstantiation means that the
bread and wine at the Lord's supper
(Eucharist) when blessed by a. priest
cease to be bread and wine und are
trarrsformed into the actual a.'nd real
body and blood of Christ . Therefore
the wafer of bread is to be worshipp
ed as God. This is what the
Roman
believe
of the
Catholics teach and profess to
as do also the Romanists
Church of jEngland.
' Can You Believe It!
& pretty maid, a Protestant, in ignor
ance was led
To think she might with ; conafbrt live,
though-to a Papist wed:
But Rome decrees no peacej! they'll
have who marry heretics, '
Until their households have been
made submissive to hei tricks.
It sorely gMeved this husbaad that
his wife would net con ply
To jointhe "M-ather Ch-arch" of Home
&heresy deny. ;
Day after day he flattered her, but
sttttshe feetd it good
JThat majr3feould never bow-tie knee
to idoismade-ef wood, j
The Mass, the Priest, and miracles
were made hot t-oeceive,
And Traosfcstanitien, too, she nev-
er could: fei$ee. j
He went atohia -clergy, and -fold him
. his saxi-tale j
MMy wife's an unfceKever, sir, try if
W ' you -can prea;-f I
uSfou sayjyouvean-wrk aracles she
says itis -absurd i
jConvintse her and convert 1 er and
f grearts your reward." I '
t gThe priest went with the geatieman
' hehougfet-o gain-a ptize
i3ayshe, "I will convert yoir wife;
v and-opendtei3r,eyest"
Bo when, they caine -iato the? house,
"My dear' thefesbancf4ed,
?The Efiest:l&conie4odine with vtaf'
Wa weleome;" -he replied.
The dinaertheins ended, i the Priest to
Vteachbesan, f
Crime Nipped Quick
The Dago Pope cares as little for
the American as the devil does for
the first psalm.
But we give it as our expert opin
ion that a priest pope or polywog or
any persuasion, religious or political
that will take God's Sacred Word
from a working man would chew up
his only child blood raw and puke it
out upon the hallowed grave of his
mother. Taking every invective that
all the languages of ancient and mod
ern hell could enumerate and double
them by the triple multiple of the
countless stars in heavens' firmament
and it would not be possible to churn
from them a word suitable to stigma
tize a biped brute who tells a man.
who is trying to earn bread for his
wife and family under this Tumulty
Free Trade adminstration that if he
reads the New Testament he has to
get off the job,
And that is what a1 nameless two
legged Romish squirt tried to do at
the Morganton Furniture Factory
some time ago in Burke county, (N.
C.) But the bead-mumbling, image
worshiping purgatory j dodger bumped
up against a large sized swift kick
from 30 patriotic, freeman, and finds
himself on the outside of a good job.
Over at Morganton, the county seat
of Burke county, this state, several
weeks ago the Furniture Factory in
stalled a Roman Catholic general fore
man toe-buser who undertook to run
the factory like the Pope of Rome
wants to run the United States as
soon as he gets control of this repub
lic of freemen.
This man found the Burke county
factory doing business with a force
of good, zealous working men who
have drank from their mothers'
breasts the spirit of Christian liberty
and who were loyal employees and
good Christians. In the finishing
room a man named Laughridge was
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Eucharist
Explaining to the lady the sinful
state of man;
The kindness of the Saviour this
modern Priests deny
Who gave Himself a sacrifice, and for
our sins did die.
"He by his Priests still offers up Him
self a sacrifice."
To this the lady answered by express
ing great surprise.
"I will return to-morrow prepare
some bread and wine
And then dispense the sacrament to
satisfy your mind."
"I'll bake, the bread," the lady said.
" You may," so answered he ;
"Andvwhen you see this miracle, con
vinced I'm sure you'll be."
The Priest returned accordingly, the
bread and wine did bless,
The lady said, "Sir is it changed?"
His reverence answered, "Yes!
It's changed now from -bread and wine
to real flesh and blood;
iYou may depend upon my word, that
it is very God."
Thus having blessed the bread and
wine, to eat he did prepare.
The lady said unto the Priest, "I
would have you take care;
-For one half-ounce of arsenic I've
mixed in that cajte,
But as you have it's nature changed
i , i . .
it may no difference make."
The Priest stood all confused, and
looked as pale as death,
The feread and wine fell from his
hands, and he did gasp for
breath:
"Bring me my herse," his Reverence
cried, "this is a cursed' place!-
"Begone! begone!" the dame re
plied, "and hide your shameful
face!" ,
Her husband stood confounded, andf
not a word could say
At last he spoke, "My dear," said he
"the Priest has -run away;
Such mummery and nonsense no
Christian can arove: I
Thank God I've seen his 'miracle' un -
masked by you, my love!.'
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tion at once.
i
Henry Ford, the Detriot Auto man,
is laying off men by the thousands.
The single men are to go first. And
Brn thanks God that Woodrow has
set business -free
On May 1st the deficiency in the U.
S. Treasury for the fiscal year was
$34,334,488, as against a shfpIus of
8:?&945, at the same period last
year, a democratic dilference "to the
bad" of just. ftiMfei;.
William Jawsnith Bryan .says he
tfeanks God that Weodrow Wilson has
get buisiaess free. But perhaps the
three milKon mem ia ea&irced idleos
have another epinten. Bryan ntafces
sensftte people tired.
Aad BUI Bryan reverently thanks
Gohat Weodcfcuck Wilson has-f reed
business. Paa't it beat halifax?
Woodrow Wilson to the Pope
"Dear Old Daddy on the Tiber, listen to my short report, for you knoTJ;
I'm root and fiber making this land your resort; I suppose the bishops
told you how I've toadied every way to jrour noble nites and nabobs who
will shortly rule the day.
Tho I'm strictly Presbyterian (that's a good one, ain't it Pope?) I'm
not leaning on my "rearin" but just handing out your dope. . Why, Tumul
ty's almost taught me how to chant the Latin prayers, till the bishop al
most thought me a Monsigner by my airs, when I went to say the masses-
gloomy things they are, oh dad,' can't you hoodwink all the classes with
some humbug not so bad? It is galling to my senses, dady, when I have
to think that I, when I mumble these pretenses once more see my
Savior" die. You of course, do not ex pect me, when I kow-tow to your
schemes, to believe that they connect nie with your faith-except in deams.
Purgatory? Why its nonsense, who knows better than yourself, but iC
serves your rotten pretense and rolls in the cherished pelf. Pope, I wisbi
you'd make your "army", your brave knights who throttle speechi
slow up some, or they will harm me; make them hold down, I beseech.
"I'm in trouble, Holy Dago, man-god, god-man on your throne, for tho
Y. J's in a buble and just wont let me alone. Can't you stop The Yellow
Jacket and the Menace they're a sight; if they still keep up their
racket, and don't cease their galling fight, why, they'll have the whole ere-,
ation on to every move we make, and they'll rally this great nation like a
mighty great earthquake. They've already told the people that yout
plan to close their schools, tear down every free church steeple and the
people are not fools. They can see beneath the cover of your saintly
robe of red that there cower and cringe and hover schemes to strike
their freedom dead. Father Pope, oh Great Toed Dady, -have some pity,
use some care, I'm so scared and mad and sad I can't sit easy in my chain
I'm a Protestant master, trying faithful as I can but without too much
disaster, to perfect your Dago plan. Give me something easy, father;
till I have a dodging spell from the pesky Y. J. bother that is after me
like . -
O'er the wireless, in my slumbers I bow down and kiss your Toe, and
I say your beads by numbers, I am, Ever-Yours, Woodrow."
The Antidote
The editor of the Yellow Jacket is
being besieged with letters from our
subscribers asking us to suggest a
feasable plan-to fall upon for uniting
the Patriotic vote of the country in
i the coming "congressional election.
Well, beloved, that is a wheoper of
a job,- let-its-- tell you. You might as
well attempt to shoot off the horns Of
the moon with a shot gun as to unite
all the Patriots. But there is a plan
by which enough may be united to
s eep the country and that answers
I all practical purposes. .ThRepubl
i cans of Duneansville, Pennsylvania
j have the idea pretty well outlined,
but we will herewith present a com
plete solution which we have com
plied from different sources. Let the
Progressives or Republicans or Pro
gresive Republicans or Republican
Progressives adopt this. plan and put
the following acid test squarely up to
their candidates and see that they
stand the test and they will sweep the
country in the next go round like a
whirlwind. Here is the yardstick
with which you should measure every
candidate and if he is made of the
right kmd of stuff there will be a
shaking of dry bones in the Catholic
graveyard. See that they all have
their simple planks slipped in the
platform and the old ship will sail on
serenely:
(1.) We oppose to the utmost any
Haven't Had Time! Fiddlesticks
Some of Woodrow Wilson's Free
Trade poliwigs are bopping up and
declaring that their party hasn't had
time to reduce the high ccst of liv
ing. Have not had time, Fiddlesticks!
Now isn't that a beautiful excuse for
Scrats to fling into, the face of intel
ligent people?
Well, by the eternals, they have had
time to do a lot of things. They have
had time to reduce the revenues of the
government. They have had time to
greatly incrrease the expendatures.
They have had time to increase the
market in this country for the prod
ucts of every nation of Europe, of
South America and North America.
Thev have had time to decrease the
market f er America? products in ev
ery nation of North America, South
America and Europe. They have had
time to increase the sales of foreign
made cotton goods in this country at
the rate of ?19,O0d,tOO per yeai.
They have had time to increase the
sales of foreign-made woolen goods
in this country at the rate of $28,700,-
000 a year. They have had time to
cloge mills and factories. They have
Fbr Romanitis
attempt to impair the American prin
j ciple of complete separation of Church
land State?
(2.) We oppose to the utmost, any
effort to take public money, directly
or indirectly, for Sectarian purposes.
(3.) : We oppose to the utmost, any
attesapt to abridge the liberty of the
Press, as demanded by the American
Federation of Catholic Societies?
(4.) We demand legislation which
will enforce upon Roman Catholic
convents, monasteries, and Houses of
the Good Shepherd the "Thirteenth
Amendment to the Constitution of the
United States which abclishes and
prohibits involuntary servitude.
(5.) We demand legislation to have
all such institutions placed under the
inspection and supervision of the
State authorities.
(6.) We demand legislation in Con
gress, to prevent a further official re
cognition" of . the Roman Catholic
church, as . the official church of
the Pan-American Union, of which our
non-Catholic republic is the dominant
member.
(7.) We oppose the further celebra
tion in the Army and Navy of the Mil
itary Mass of the Pope's church,
whereat our soldiers and sailors are
practically compelled, as a matter of
discipline, to kneel to the pan-cake,
out of which the Romanist priests
pretend to create the body of Jesus
Christ.
(8.) We demand national legislation
which will penalize and prohibit such
treasonous secret organizations as
The Knights of Columbus, whose 4th
degree members swear allegiance to
the Italian pope, and swear to perse
cute their American fellow-citizens.
had time to see the railroads dischar
ged 250,030 men who are now out of
employment. They hare had time to
see the steel, industries f this country
throw a million men out of work.
They have had time to bring idleness
to 3,e0,000 men in this country,
but they have not had time to reduce
the high cost of living. Isn't it a
beautiful record?
Now, we wonder" just how much
time the Democrats really want to
bring about the great things they are
! going to accomplish. It in getting
high time that they would name a date
or deliver just one item. But it must
be rembered that with Democracy it
was ever thus. They prate long and
loud of the great things they are just
about ready to performl But really,
now, did you ever know of anything
substantially beneficial to the whole
people to ccme from the hands -of
Democracy? Now if you "happen to
know of such a benefit and will send
us the item on a prstal card and en
close a lock of your hair, we will pub
lish the great discovery to the world,
Because ruch a find will place you
for ahead of Cock or Perry as. dis
covers and hcla to extricste the Dem
ocrats froai c Vwfi delicate condition.
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