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The Yellow Jacket PUBLISHED BI-WEXXLT. R.. DON. .LAWS... Editor and Proprietor, WX. E. gywytTt so IT. Doarfcorm St.. Cfcioaya I Flea doa't wad stamps on aabscrfptton. JlTo cti'i us m ia our fcvsxsos. . i Bomit raft, check, rojistoio lotto r. oxprooa y or ihvafi writ your namo aid addroit olafaly - lu cfrect your lottors to THE TEILOW flCKKT, -'i' ltraTia Falio. If. V. Eatored at Ui P. O. at ttorarlaa Falls, K. C, as lecoad-claaa mail oaattor. . - ' PUBLISHED IK ENGLISH ONt StTBSCKIPTIOK ICRIPTIOX HATES. ! j ONE TEAK. '.T3f TEAKS 25 0 STINGERS nrvntti i rnihtv and will shiver the ,-v - A va a. u q r " i slats of Catholicism, - : O ; ; The Yellow Jacket YEARS for i ONE DOLLAR. Nothing like it. t c 1 1 T Skin a Knight of Columbus and ybu take the hide off ot an anti-American. Higher criticism comes higher than anvthine else on earth. It costs the price of a human soul, i The Cat-licks will be pleased to learn that a man named Brble- died in Ncrth Carolina not- long ' ago. There are fiftvrseyen varieties of successful national governments, but Democracy is not one of them. - : o i mm 6 A sub wants to know what O. S. uB. means after a priest's name. Old Suck Bones, we suppose. The Yellow Jacket ten years for cue dollar! See offer dn first pace' and get busy. ! As Woodrow will get his anyway, we hardly expect him to get on our ten year list. The Roman Catholic church is the most over-rated thing on earth and the most costly to civilization.1 Even if it had no emblem, the Demo Catholic party would nad some -easy method to make an ass of itself. - - i Pagan Rome followed the: silver eagles and modern Rome eternal chases the golden eagles. - No, beloved, H. O. G. S. does not stand for hogs but it stands for iicuse i gooq snepneras. peace. Koman Catholicism without - i iip i inp ri r-ti n i o i z t n n crroa tact mi o-nr oi civilization. Lvery time a young girl goes to a- Catholic confession she is coquetting with danger and flirting withibrigh prospects oi eternal hell. 11 a. - -11 i ... . - i anaoacK me up," is tne password or the Bible-burninsr, public school damninc Paoacv. i m o England boasts that the sun nedr goes down cn her kingdoms but sbje' hasn't anything on the American hen - Her son never sets ii we were asked to condense all the infamv of mntiiresmip. hill dnvirttr all its torturous history, we could dp . x , it m the one word Papacy. Christ says "ye must be born again" but the Pope savs vou needn bother about it if you kiss his tofe ana worship his idols Well, beloved, we have had! seveii months rf TCran Ti-o nnr) ,,-4-.IT i'ui a.uu iuui months of Tumultyism and where ark re at? i.: a. Tne alleged oath of the Knights of Columbus hits Patriotism wrettv hard but no harder than Free Trade hits the people. Huerta told the visitors him to abdicate that he would rathef be shot than resign, and according to reports he is half-shut all the time. Huerta says the lips that ! touch ncker snail never touch his and that's why he drinks it up as fast al he gets it, we suppose. ,j.xie luteiieciuai ears of Roman v. jjv-iiiJttucuu siauiea backward - and set to hear only tho echoes of progress. J "A sub in Iowa wants to know wh the priests insist on rfathers." Well, it is because the? are Tarnpr?. wr cnnnnr.o J is UUlIUOC. i Why shouldn't the umbus make use of "muscular Christ uamiy r i ney Haven't any ! cthe variety. t David shouted "God be merciful K i - "me, a sinner" but the old Rinror J .Israel didn't buss any Pope's toe -when he went to his daily confession!- "... How in Sam Hill does anybody ei TVer.t th,A Pfrnfo ir hgnla . i can - situation , whf-n th .muoiw i'jtiu arc or runnin .Some political spellbinders are bJi ginning to talk so much; about the country's perils that it fiss impossible 'to say yes to them without interrup ting them. , m i m& s We pay the grocer for our meager grub, With our small earnings on each Y. J. club ' Qet busy. j Reader, if you knew what joy there is oyer one club from ytur section in the presence of the editor and t his household, you would mail us a club this day. Some women are so full cf theory that if their baby fell in a well they'd try . to haul it up by reading it a chapter from Mother Gosling's booc, "The Art of Bringing up Babi-js." Tf it is treason to one's country to give aid or encouragement to its en emies, what is a toe-bussing bacneior priest who says that it is the Pope first and the country afterwards? The Cat-licks named their ancient councils the councils of Lyon,' but we suppose the present Roman conclave of priests will go down in history as the Council . of Liars. . The principal profession of Cath olicism is to underrate God in the elevation of saints and Mary-worship, and promote the authority of the Dago Pope. Bernardine, a canonized,, salted down saint worshipped by the . Cat lieks, says: "Mary has done more for God than God has for man!" . Did you ever hear such arrogant blasphemy? Read that "Call to Action" en "Urst page and decide what you are going to do about it at once. . If you want more Yellow Jackets and. hotter bel low Jackets now is the time to strike m i mm c : By sending one doljar and getting on our list for ten years, yo.i are help ing to set the -world on fire for Pa triotism. See offer cn first page un der heading "A Call to Action." Our offer to send this paper T,N YEARS for ONE DOLLAR ought to bring a response from every Patriot on cur mailing lists. To your tents, O Israel. ' . Free Trade, free immigration, free soup. These are some of the indus tries that flourish under Democracy. And the Stinger says away with the whole bunch. We can't help but wonder what sort of a smile played on Woodrow's class ic face when Tumulty read him the account cf that Roman Catholic Bible burning in Vegan. There never was a time on earth when a dime in the pocket was as de lightful as a year's subscription on the rolls of The Yellow Jacket. Get up a. club and listen to the band. The only thing that compares with the wearily waiting watchful policy of Woodrow is the progress of the Ro man Catholic church. And that never moves. An institution, organization, mob, church or association that has "burn Christ's bible and close the public schools" fcr its motto is the child of the devil's treachery and born in the council room of hell. For those young doctors who have just graduated but want to know more about skulls and cross-bones, we recommend that they take a peep into the history of the R man Cath olic church and its Popes. Even the echoes of the Pope's edict, "Make America Catholic" sound like the call to arms cf the agencies of hell against the liberties of hum anity. Reman Catholics claim 250,000,000 followers in the world, which means that there are 250,000,000 men and women who prefer an idol-worshipping Dago to Jesus Christ : as their God. i .car c Catholics, have patience. You burn Protestant Bibles now, but if the people keep on sleeping you will burn Pr testant bodies in the near future. And then you'll all burn in the ever lasting hereafter. If Jesus Christ were to express His opinion of a political brigade that burns bibles and opposes free schools and says it is a Christian church, we'll wager it would burn a hole in the U. S. mail sacks. Next to saying our prayers we love better than eating to slap the caloric extremity of the little Insect into the mangy hide of a bible-burning howl ing toe-busser. Yea, verily it is a sweet sight to our patriotic optics. When Mary released all the souls in Purgatory whythe blistering boil ing blazes didn't the Pope nail the place shut and prevent the imprison ment of any more Catholics? ; Dol lars answer why. . - -? x m The Romish church is so alert to serve the pope and .down independ ent patriotism that a deaf-andtdumb man can spell treason on his fingers and a priest- will look around and smile. - r -v : mt m m ' - Three throat-busting cheers for the patriots of Iorganfon If . C., , who tiuicklv:irave "fitt mammifefousr.jnass- mumbling bible-hater his walking j papers when he tied to sit aown on Christian literature. Caverns filled with 'stored air are a comparatively recent trick in min ing, fiays the Saturday Evening Post, butTh Peerless Grape-Juice Will anings has been stored up with hot air for over a decade. The Panama Canal cut a big ditch in the face of the earth, but it isn't a fissure compared with the holef the Stinger intends everlastingly ripping in the brazen front of the hellish Romish hierarchy. i mm- c The Jasper who voted for the Wil-son-Tumultyites now knows what it is to be bit "by a mule, kicked by a jassack, robbed by a Free Trade fact ory ruining -policy and excommuni cated by a toe-sucking priest. Somebody will some day. take a squirt-gun and a pint of insect pow der and start on the warpath for ver min, and when they get thru there won't be a bald-headed priest left this side of purgatory. , As between the black brute that roams the Southland and a shag headed, heavy-browed, wine-heated priest hearing a young girl's confes sion in secret, the black buck is a feminized lily, and that's no idle dream. - The American public school is the solar plexus; and the Open Bible the. spinal column of our civilization. When a blatant Cat-lick Knight smashes them he aims a death-blow at all that makes liberty and life werth while. Image worship, Bible-burning, des truction of the free school and the free press these are the pillars on which Roman Catholicism rests. And there are men who claim to be Chris tian patriots who say they believe such rot. Bah! i ms o If some of the Scrat Congressmen would spend a little more time inves tigating the condition of the working classes and less on their prospects for re-election, things would look less like Mosaic midnight for the manwho has to wcrk for his bread. Everybody who wants to, can go to San Francisco in 1915 and those vho don't like the plain talk of the Y. J. can go elsewhere immediately so far as we care. We mean to speak plain. You can't kill a rattle-snake with polysyllables. A militant Knight of Columbus at larre in a community of American patriots is as dangerous as' a Bengal tiger turned loose -in a child's play house. They are eternally opposed to the open Bible and free schools and these are the nation's bulwarks If Pope bossism is such a good thing for the government, why the Sam Hill don't Rome where it has reared and snortedfor twenty centur ies use mere of it in their business? Now, let the man-god manipulators inform a dying world why. A Sussex, N. J., working man bit on a $150 diamond while taking a chew of tobacca, but when Wearily Wig gling Woodrow loaded the ship of state withTj Knights of Columbus he bit off more than the American pat riots will allow him to masticate. Only one person in fifty is able to secure a high school training and only one in two hundred has a col lege education, and yet the Roman Cath lie church would close the pub lic schools, the nation's one salvation from midnight ignorance. One of our exchange exluts over be ing first to take up the anti-Catholic fight, and still it is wondering why it has never been able to attract any at tention with its battle-axe. It is no secret to the general public that some remedies are worse than the disease. At this time of railroad repression, it might not be amiss to remind our readers that twenty years ago under Democratic management that three fourths cf the mileage of our rail roads was in the hands of receivers. History certainly repeats. Your Uncle Eli Tucker asks us to announce that he has been on the sick list for a couple of weeks and as so n as he feels a little better he will proceed with a series, of blister plaster applications for the Donkey and the Catlicks Before the Stinger .gets thru with the blue-gummed band of bible-burning, public school-despising Catlick hoodlums, theyll have need of an Ancient and Defrayed Order of Mem bers of the Association of St. Vitus, for we'll make 'em dance to the music f the pestiferous little buzzer till the cows come home. About the srrriest Jasper that in fests the country town Is the snagle toothed fizzle who has made a failure of everything in life and tries to a tone for it by wadding his hide full of . home-twist tobacco and slanders his more successful neighbor down to his ewn pusillanimous level. And we know, a lot of such.- - . railrcad exchange says;, that it ' is the " duty of train : employes to help quiet fretful habieswhen- an over 4 ' loaded mother has half-way given up; ' Welir we, give i -as, "our opinion, that aif dverloadd -mother hasn't ahy business traveling with babies and the; train is no place for her to heave up cven half Jy' t When a Catholic stands up to sing "Shall we "meet beyond the river?" he takes out his. pocketbock and counts his purgatory fee before he' is ablelo answer that question. v Ex-President Taft says that the Wilson administration has aided - the constitutionalists, and it will be news to 100,000,000 American citizens that the Scrat party has aided something. They haven't aided the working clas ses except aiding them to a long en forced rest. - . - . ' . " Unbelief in the miracles, doubt as resurrection, , belief . in i a vtoe-bus-sins: human, priest to forgive sins and turn bread into God, assurance of purgatory and certainty of everlast ing hell. That's the arithmetical and geometrical progression of a man. who decides that the ; dago Pope is his ecclesiastical daddy. When we travel on a train nod see a fellow feeding from a pillow siip full of embalmed chicken and petri fied doughnuts under the impression that he is saving expenses, we figure pay at the end of the run and find that he could have taken a Pullman drawing rbom thru the whole journey, eateii three meals a day in the diner and had money left over. O'Shaugimessy, the slippery-elm snide wEtrsipped champagne with Butcher Huerta while American men and women were being kidnapped and tortured, says Huerta drinks because he is nervous. v And it is tossup whether fh'e ' toe-kissing bid" beast hikes to Purgatory from . an - over worked jag orlingers to die of old age waiting action by Wearily Watchful Woodrow. A "father" has sued the Menace for $50,00.0 damages to his "chareter." We knew that the high cost of living was going some, but when the average Catholic priest gets held of "pipe fillihs" that make -him estimate his "character" at $50,000, we can't help wondering at what figure the papal brigade would estimate the virtue and culture of a Billy Goat! The Stinger may be a little saw edged in its opinion of Wilson Demo cracy, but it wouldn't kidnap its ora torical wind-spouters and murder its public speakers. But the blooming band of Bible-burning brigands who hold the present administration by the throat and put every public speaker out of business and make ash-heaps cf all our Testaments, if they had their way. : You could . mail a , letter addressed to the biggest jassack in America and the. postmaster couldn't decide whether to hand it to the Toe-bussing Catholic who blindly believes every thing the stall-fed bachelor priest tells him, cr the dish-water spined Protestant who throws up his hands aghast at the plain talk of the Sting fT and says, "oh, isn't it awful?" The Morganton (N. C.) News-Her ald says that the 30 strikers who walked out of the finishing room of the Morganton Furniture Factory last week, causing a tie-up, won their point and have been reinstated under a new foreman, which was all they were asking for, but it was a fight between a Jesuit Jasper who hated the bible and the right to read God's Word and right ruled the roost. That's it. ' ; '; ' - - ' 'mh--mm- ; .. ' . ''-;" Pity the Catholic member who has been suckled at the holy water breast of Papal ignorance until his religious patriotism has moral maras-, mus and his conscience tuberculosis. He has been denied the Bible and de prived of the gospel light. But swat the Papal system that fosters p--:t-paunched bachelors - .who claim the power of making God out of a yeast cake. That's our. motto and we say on with the dance till they holler quits. Woodrow Wilson's Cat-licking pol icy has made him many - enemies among his own party here in the South, but when his administration threw a white man and an old sol dier at that out of the job as janitor of the Federal building at Statesville, N. C. and put a negro in his place it is said, the Dems g-t so red in the face that many of them were a sight to behold. That's a pretty record for a "White Man's Party" to establish right here in the Tar Heel state where Peruna Daniels' paper has taught us is a "White Supremacy" territory, by the grace of Daniels and Democracy. Woodrow Wilson says he regards the statement that he . had made" a deal with the British to exempt them from the Canal tolls in return for their assistance in manipulating Mex ico as - the crowning insult and we agree with him.: It is the crowning insult of a pee-wee , administration that' toadies to . an alien IDagOL, Pope and the British Hon, and the crown ing: part of it is that it puts the shackles of shame' on every patriot ic American. The white-livered Morganton minis ter misfit who refused to read the Stinger because it contained plaia language; and ttienl preached a ser- mon to his aristocratic congregation of .ladies a.nd gentlemen from the parable of the man who made a feast and" invited the ' man 'who couldn't come - because he had bought a yoke of-roxen and the man. who -had .pur- t .i . . chased . a piece of land and the w-r who had married a wife, and said the feast was given" at night and therefore the excuses were unreasonable, ought to take a post-graduate , course in re finement, in the compost section of a livery stable.' It wculd Improve his ethics. ' - - - - While the higher critics and evol utionists who say that -the .Bible doesn't measure upIto the require ments of biology, along c ernes Alfred Russell Wallacer who was an associ ate of Darwin and the strongest and most ardent of his advocates and throws off his belief in the Darwin ian theories in his ninetieth year. He says: ' - - . ' "That there has been no; advance either in intellect or morals from the days of the earliest Egyptians and Syrians down to the keel-laying of the latest Dreadnought, is the conclu sion of history. Thru all those thou sands of years morals and intellect have been stationary." The New York port showed an in crease of $11,000;000 in merchandise imports and a decrease of the same sum in exports for April, and for March they brought in $12,000,000 more imported material made .by for eign labor and shipped out $12,000,000 lfKs from onr own manufacturers than they did on these months a year ago. And what makes it read like the funeral knell of prosperity is that not withstanding all this increased im port, the revenue receipts were only a trifle larger. -Now, the Charlotte (N.C.) Observer, Democratic paper, sayk this, and how the Sam Hill are you going- to -figure out where Free Trade . benefits? anybody except the foreign manufacturer? Eh? -We have a letter, from Daniel C. Gib son, a prcmihent Socialist, writer of Muskogee, Oklahoma, who is disposed to criticise the Stinger becaus we do not jump on Protestantism same as we do Romanism. But such business will never go in this country. Just- what Socialists he pe to gain by flighting Protestantism as hard as Roman Cath qlicism", the Lord only knows. It is true that Bebel says that under So cialism ail forms of religion will pass away, but if Socialism never gets con trol of this-country until religion has passed away, it will be a" long time be fore the world will see Socialism in operation. A few Socialist papers have taken up the ' anti-Catholic-fight, but in most cases it has crippled them with the people in their own party and anti-Socialisls refuse to; support them because, they feel "that the next step might be like Gibson urges to tackle the Protestant religion and so they get the cold shoulder generally. Remem ber Tom Payne thought his theological books wculd knock the Bible into a cocked hat, but Tom's books perished as it were and the very room in which he wrote became a Bible, store where tens of th usands or Holy Biblca have been sold. - - ' - - TELL HER YOU LOfJK HER LcokTiere, Mister Man-with-a-wife, how long has. it .been since you walk ed up to the companion of your bed and bosom and told her that you thought she was the sweetest, pret tiest woman on the giobe? How long since you took your tired, oatient. tin-' complaining wife to your arms and said -over the sweet story that made her heart leap for joy when you were begging her hand .and burning her daddy's kerosene? Think it over and see if- you havent come up" missing at many a recent love-feast. " " -; ' The man. who neglects, after he has" won the vromah of his choice, to con tinue those attentions, so dear to a good wife's heart, is an indifferent hog. You know what the tender senti mentality of a trusting wife demands. It requires more than a good home. and plenty of food and clothes. A' wife, who has given up all for a man wants the repeated assurance of his undying love. Many an old skate that has been pulled out of hell by a tea der wife's unceasing prayers, leaves . home every morning as if his wife were no more than a servant or a piece of household furniture, and re- , hirne fr-m xxmftr urffH o' IWIta olJ cltude for his companion's cemfort as if he were a cross eyed Wm. goat. If the wives of the country could' pour "out their aching hearts, hoTTi many would relate the sad story ofi years of indifference from men from whom, they long to hear the ittla words again that feed the fuel of ar dor on Love's altar and keep the hon- AuvWU CI M,m vMiii NOTICE There will be a meeting of the Ar merican Federation of Patriotic Vo ers in Chicago, June 23 to 25, at which." to be present. Don't forget the pur the editor of The Yellow Jacket hopea: pose, don't forget the place; don't for- get the date. A great time is expect ed and every ;. lover of old. glorsf to. welcome. " . ' ;rei-schooii house prsrs" 1if you believe in our present Public for 10c; $1.50 per hundred. 1000 Tots? "USEfff TThat Cheer, l 1 -' -
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