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1TC.I. THATCT.
br RtAnl9 bftfore her mirror, Mrt
In rfrlith lnoorenc iwl irrMe,
rr-mrlnif with ingeolon touch
To hfflKfatrn rnaroM of form tna bea.
fih l.nifhrs with annnrlaK hnd
Her ifllcen tromra, lon and bright, '
For ihe tmaAi intends
To look her Terr best to-night.
She qulcklf pUIti the gtamlng trnda,
- iiiIh the roee-Bue tint her cheeh, ,
f Bheoyei "JlMorelT )oe me, n
T woixW whr he 4oe not wpnkV'z
- Then the britlda ir-jitftl j plcel," t
She euril In beiitlii'(! we
The tiny locks" that o'er her trow "
Id nglijent proladon itrer.
A leefy tmd the nw eeleete,
Pinpoeintt it u if by chance
Amid thecurU, then bird-like, (dl .
Moidk mid mtf nlti ejanoe. -
The pretty dln'.l. nit amilea rered
Her aatWaetton at the aixht.
A d the. k alirha and merman low,
" I hope that lie will apeak to-night." -
Brleht eema. are clMned tm neck and bfvwt
T ttlkAn me he f erf ejiwfxrn
It ldt and bow rrqnettlahly.
Berrje to embelliah and adorn.
And then no, no. I'll nr Ter tell
The little aecreta beauty knowa
Te tclre the lafft enchanting toucn,
Vrom which ahe bl aso:i)a like the roae.
Knonith thatTery moment lair e
And fairer xtfll inde'd ehexeemtvi - -i
A eight the fairies raltthtlnwok " '
To haunt our brightest, fondest dmtni
Tlien all equipped, e'en to the foot t
,'That gleams on sitln-from the floor,
She VUndu and leisurely surreys
The charming figure o'er and o'er, t
Sn wonder thatshe smiles ard nods
Back to the face she knowa is fair j
No wonder aha herbed uplifts .
, With such proud audacioua sir.
Another look "eh, yea," she aaya,
" He will, I'm sure, propo e t -night;"
Then gathering up tier dainty robes,
Bbe goes tielow, and the was right J
MY NIGHT LODGER.
Kvory porson said I was a qneer little,
gffl. i can't remember when they diil
nut say that. But from all that I can
learn, I was not a queer baby. I cried
like any other child, and was quite as
troublesome, so the queerness must have
licon'oouired.
I carvnot discover wherein my qiieer
ncss lies; Then I ask my friends, they
sav, " Why well, 'you are different from
other folks." A very clear and satisfac
tory definition 1
This having the word "queer" tvt
ilached to my name used to annoy me;
rtny dolls were the only specimens of hu
manity 'to whom I confessed tliia. T
1hum I confided all my secrets and my
manifold trials. They were attentive lis
teners perer interrupted . me., There
was llqsa, -the very large one, ' she was
my prime favorite, and oh, there were
so many of: them I cannot describe them.
When I was eleven years old our folks
itni'd loVmake ine think I was too old to
-play witholLs. I felt as though life
wonhj hv.no pleasure for me were rny.
V il Is' tnkerf from me. No j?rjft-kffowing
how I Jovel tlicm.'-' jtflSed to go tc my
r)om nd,ilocking the door to keep my
f'ftin-loi'jng bmthers and sisters -from in
tnidi.ng, .I would play by the K6ur with
my miniature family. Another favorite
resort of mine was the garret. It was
full gf boxes, barrels and chests, optaia-
by relfttives of whom " J had scajpcely
heard. There were letters rom parents
to chiklrerjj from brothers to sisters", and
hne-lctters. The latter interested me the
most, although I thought they were,.
iratlj(ir"silly I suppose I could not ap
preciate the. Jieight and depth, and
length, and breadth,, of the tender pas-.
Filling my pockets with apples, T
would . take possessipn of the garret and
some comfortable old chair, minus -an.
arm. or rocker, and there I- would sit. for
Jiours, reading. I had a passion for
ghost stories, and stories of robbers and
pirates, although they used tp frighten
me terribly. When ! inf the midst ot a
most frightful story, down wotld tumble
a bundle of something from" tjie rafters,
making considerable noLse, aid leading'
me to imagine the .ghosts and taie robbers
Lad stepped from the bookto the garret
An eld apple-tree stood byone of the
windows; ft bad the greatest faculty for
unearthly creaking and groaning,, emd
the lightning-rod kept up a maliefous
racket .. I declare it is a wonder I didn't
lose my sgpses, reading so tauoh trash
and honring so manv fearful aounrls -'
But this has nothing to do withminfl
l.lr,ni. I T , '
' 't-j a uxjiicvo i tua uecoming gar
rulons. , In the first place, I must tejl yotv papa
was a rich farmer, and our resirfibora
were few and far between. "
When I was in nr twelfth vrr mm
and mamma made up their, ' minds to
take a pleasure . trip to the far West
This was something unusual; they sel
dom left home. Well, they went; and
my two sisters, two brothers and myself
had a gay time "keeping house."
One day, all except myself and our.
servant girl were invited to go to a din
ner party. I confess I dreaded to have
them go. -
" Kate, we will bring yon any amount
of candy," said one.
" Now, pet, :you know you and Sarah
can stay here just as well as not," said
another.
" Don't be a baby, Kitty," said a
third.
Finally, I resignedly bade them " get
ut of mj sight''
out of mv sip:li
Sarah and I were good friends; she
told me stories and sang sones till I be
gan to think it was quite a fine thing to
be left at home.
Tired of staying in the house, I saun
tered down the front walk, and amused
myself byndulging in a forbidden pleas
ure swmging oB the gate. Liook
ing down tlie road, I spied a man
coming along. I flew to the house, and,
satisfied that he was coming in, I ran to
Sarah. Seizing her dress with both
hands, I exclaimed
" Oh, Sarah rthercis dnatdftil-look-ing
man coming" into the house !"
Sarah picked up the poker and walked"
to the door,-while I, imitating her ex
ample, snatched a stick of wood. Sud
denly Sarah: cried
"Yon little goose 1 It is Bill Mo
Carty !"
Sure enough, it was Sarah's beau.
Her mothewras very sick, and McCarty
was sent to bring Sarah home immedi
ately. " i. . i
Here ' was a dilemma. Sarah didn't
want to leave me, and unless she started
home then, she might not see her mother
alive. It was nearly time for the rest of
the folks to come home, so I managed to
raise courage enough to say that I was
willing to remain alone.
In a few minntea Sarah was off. and I
was left in possession of our rriit hnmte
which never seemed so large to me be
fore. I tried to read, but it was imnoRsi.
blej'all the murder stories Inad ever
heard came to my mini I remembered
Wat none or our doors could be locked.
. Papa, who had a few strange ideas, de
clared that locks were a nuisance, I felt
that I was doomed.
I went out to the yard, and, to my dis
' i may, discovered that the sky was over-
1 cast and a storm near at hand. I could
see the rain coming; faster and faster it
came; it was soon at the house.
now it did nun I
On feaoja side riftrar yard way 'a brook,
pretty antV -pasiceable in pleasant
weather, but a very little rain trans
formed them both into" raging torrents.
As J Btood at the window I saw first one
bridge, ancHhen the other, swept oft I
knew now that I must stay alone all
night; it would be impossible for my
brothers and sisters to get horne.
'Troviekra; 'or'as SaraJeaHed-them '
" trampers,' often stopped at our f house
met UWit as there was no fubiiivhouse
near. To my norfor, I now saw one of
them coming across the field. Should I
hide ? No, that was not to be thought Of.
Without stopping to knock, the great
Tougli man-wajked jn. rtB; - ;.
" Can I stay hert alt nnrht? "
I dared not refuse him, so as firmly as
Icordd, answered, -J -
"les."
fl seeedpjrpri6d at aeefajg no one
bnt myfelf, aftd questioned me'motm.
I told him my brother was up-afaiw
writing; that we two .were alone. "This
was the first thing that entered my head
to tell him. Such a villianous counte
nance as that man had 1
His hair was ;cut close;o Mi' Tiead,
leaving his huge ears in bold relief.
Wicked-lopking eyes, and a brutal
month, completed his general expression
of ferocity. . . -
Bed-time came, and I directed the man
to a room up-stairs in the servants' de
partment; not the "up-stairs "where I
had said my brother was. Now that
there was real danger, I was calm and
reasonable. I fastened the door that
led np-stairs with my embroidery scis
sors, which happened to be in my pocket,
so as to guard against surprise, and hur
riedly collecting our silverware, carried
it to mamma's room and hid it in the bed.
No one. would have supposed the bed
had been disturbed. I was elated at my
ingenuity.
I then hunted ub what few iavela th
girls possessed, and placing them, with
what money I could find, in a box, I tied
them in my pocket. After doina this. I
stole down-stairs, and removed mv scis
sors from the door. These scissors were
counted among my most valuable treas
ures. I had had them many years, and
was not disposed to lose them now.
I expected the man would only wait
till he thought I and my fictitious
brother 'were asleep, and would hen
search the house for valuables, and finish
by killing me. Only one plan for escape
that I originated seemed feasible. I de
termined to wait till I heard my lodger
in theoom below, and then wrap my
self in papa's shawl, and jump out of the
window. I was not kept in suspense
long; the peculiar squeak of the sitting
room door alarmed me that it was time
to act Quietly I raised the window.
and just as the steps approached the
stairs, I jumped to the ground. Fortu
nately there was a bed of lilies directly
beneath the window,' and they softened
my fall. That there was danger of
breaking my neck I had not thought I
was determined to escape" from this
dreadful man. . - .
It-, was- dark ' as Etrvnt. ' the rain
frzu-ttgmvHar tomt& Dot-
notnmgTn comparison witu tne noriror
within. the house. i
Half a mile back of our house lived a
friend rof papa's Mr. Vincent I re
solved to go there. I ran" along, stumbl
ing against fences .and falling into
ditches, thinking I never knew such a
long half mile. Finally -1 reached the
house, and managed to tell my story.
Several young men happened, to have
been .delayed there by the storm, and,
headed by Henry erUnont, a young man
of soma twenty-two "jy ears, they pre
pared to capture my visitor. .. ' j, '
- I ;-wag too excited f? remain-at Mr.
Vincent's. I declared I would go back
home. They all tried to persuade me
not to do this except Henrc Vincent who
said "such a little heroine should do as
she-s pleased." With a .hand
clasped in Henry's, we started.
When we came within sight of our
house, we saw a light flitting from room
to room, and a few words of boisterous
song floated to -ns on the breeze. Si
lently my friends surrotindect the h.onse,
guarding every avenue of eseape. Henry
And I (I would not let him leave me for
a moment) entered tne notice, weiound
the vagabond searching 11 ipa's desk. He
had found several hnjdrvd dollars that I
nad not seen, when preparing for flfgh't
He started to run when lib saw us, but
finding men and revolvers on all sides, he
waa obliged to surrender.
He. was safely bound, and then ques
tioned, it appears fie was a noted tnief
who had Ion or baffled the notice. He
said when he learned the house was oc
cupied otoly by two individuals, he was
much elated. He did not intend to pro
ceed to acts of. violence, -unless my
brother and I troubled him too much.
When he found the house deserted, he
concluded I had not told Thim the truth
mat I was alone. Not finding me,- h
supposed I had hid, and he would not
hunt for me. .
Lifting me into lis ; lap, Henry Vin
cent called me the "bravest little woman
he evev knew." . All the others, praised
and flattered me, till I began to think
men were greater talkers than women.
All that night we stayed there, Md be
fore morning I was raving like a lunatic.
Three long weeks I remained unoon
scions. When X becam ; sensible, anx
ious faces-were bending over me. Papa,
mamma, and all the folks were at my
Ijedside.
"What is the matter?" I asked. In a
moment that dreadful day came to my re
membrance, rune 1 Know! said i,
with a shudder.-;, ' ,
It was .a lona long time before I re
gained my streneth. Everv person
petted and praised me. I was the heroine
of the neighborhood. Henry . Vincent,
never became tired of descanting "upon
my bravery, and devoted himself to me
in a manner, that would have been very
aggravating to his young lady acquain
tance, had I been a few years older.
My "lodger was sent to prison to
meditate for some years.
Kino Alfonso's eldest sister, the
Princess Asturias, is described as a wo
man of 'Character and will, and captble
of strong and unselfish attachments.
The adversity in which she was schooled
did not subjugate her Castillian pride.
Her me nas been one ot perpetual d s
appointment For some years she was.
the heir to her mother's crown;, but she
easily forgave Don Alphonso for having
supplanted "her. The wild life ana
headstrong temper of Queen Isabella
rendered her unhappy as a girl. She
married the -Count .tie Girgenti, with
whom she fe'l in love, and afterward
discovered that he was a victim to epi
lepsy. The Pope would have released
her from the marriage; bnt she resolved
to devote her )oung existence to the
Count, ho, out of pity for her, after
she had borne the chain for three years,
delivered her from it by committing
, suicide. She is now traveling with her
two duehteia.
SOUTHERN NEWS,
j;
Al
Wolvbs are destroying the swine aboui
Houston, Ala. . ; ,
Ex-Pkrhidbkt Davis aros seventy-two
years old Thursday. ,
Mamr new fronaoes. "and rolling mills
are going up in Alabama. " , .
bottom ofjOie lake opposite Vicks
burg is coming tb the top, v " '
... Tin eattle drive from' Texas' -this year
win realize about 53,000,000, .
A Bejjb weighing 200 poundei was killed
'this jweek near Vioksburg.. 5 n,.. ,
, BsLLraoo iegs .an : being. .shipptd:
Sortli from Roelfoot Lake. c .Lz
. Thk newspapers of Tennessee hare an
aggregate circulation of tf6Q. - 1 4-"
jU Ttsbrmcn are;aQ kopefulirjj Oeargis,
thef only drawback being m the.wfieat,;,;
. 'These is one field of broom-corn, in
Hill County, Texas, oontiaining 600 acres.
Tns sugar-cane beetle is a new pest of
the Louisiana plantations about New
Iberia.
. The work on the new Sibley cotto
mills in Augusta, Ga., is progressing
rapidly. ....w
The Bath Paper Mills were sold at
Aiken, S, C, at public outcry June 8,
or $66, 500.
Competing ice factories in Augusta,
Ga., have reduced th& price to half a
cent a pound, -
r , .. v rt
A pexce is to be placed afoutd'the
Jackson Statue at Nashvilleto protect1 i
from vandalism. ' - - 1 -'.
The negroes in Louisiana have stopperf
talking about the exodus business; some
thing better to do. . , ,
They have formed an anti-dueling as-
sociatioh at Camden, S. C. , with , Judge -Kershaw
as President.
During the last two weeks there have
been bnt two deaths in Natchez, Miss., a
city of 9,000 inhabitants. ..
Thirteen teachers' institutes for the
special "benefit of colored teachers will be
aeld in Tennessee this year.
The total receipts from all sources of
the late centennial exposition at Nash'
ville are said to be $28,335. 80.
Anderson OouNir," S. C, has twente
three Democratic clubs thoroughly organ
ized with a membership of 3,500.
, Silk-raisino in the South is receiving
attention, and bids fair to be a leading
(eature in commercial statistics. !
Bats are swarming in New Orleans
Parish Prison, and Mr. Pedalahore 'of
fers to exterminate them for $500.
The .pastor of a church at Austin, f ex. ,
has announced a sermon on the subject,
A Tight Squeeze, or the Bound Dance."
ltkaBjof Traat ATafcht1
mends that place as a, good crossing for
any through railroad that may be pro
jected. "
In Jackson, Miss., within the last few
months, "a large cotton-seed mill, an ice
factory and. steam saw-mill have been
erected. '
A niece of the late Hon! John 0. Cal
houn,- Mrs. L. T. De Graffenned, aged
sevepty-five years, died at Decatur,. Ga,,
lastweek. . ' y
Texas has a fund in ready cash of $200,-
000 raised from the sale of public lands,
with which it proposes to build a State
University' at Austin. '
The last report of the" State Adjutant
General of Texas shows no less than 6,000
fugitives from justice, of whom 1,000 are
charged with murder.
A company has. been organized in New
Orleans trfestabjish a jute factory, and a
considerable quanfity'of jute seed will
be plantedan Louisiana tins year.
The float of cypress5 this spring from
the swamps between the Mississippi and
Atchafalaya Bivers exceeds that of any
- . - rm 1 , ':
previous year, rnousanas 01 larxjrers
are working at it .
Several citizens of Marietta GtC,
have united in sending to New York fb
twentv-five white servant girls. . The un-
raliability of negro servants has rendered
ids step necessary
The Continental Guards, of New Or
leans, will participate in the anniversary
sf the battle of Bunker Hill. Their uni
form is brilliant with buff and gold, after
the old Continental style.
The people of Memphfa are oonrgelled-
to go outside tlie taxmg msmcr uniirn
ti indnlcre in Snndav amusements. To
jet shaved or take a, horn, 'tliey get on
me of the steamers and indulge.
Boys under twenty years oM hrfem-
phis, who want to play cards or billiards,
rr drink intoxicating liquors, must carry
written permits" from their parents or
they will be refused by saloon-keepers.
THE State of Virginia hires out five
hundred and twenty-five of her convicts
to work on her railroads and other public
improvements, for whom she -receives
twenty -five cents net each per day. - -
Whtlb three Clerks were engaged in
distilling vanilla extract for a soda foun
tain in a drag store in Charleston, 8. C,
the retort holding the extract exploded,
Seriously injuring all three of the clerks.
Gen. Johnson Haqood, the nominee
of the Democratic party of South Carolina
for Governor, has been Controller General
a, Rtr nnce 1876. He is a success
ful planter, a fine executive officer, and
his ambition is limited to a service ui
term as Governor of his State.
Thtktt small boys in Dallas, Texas,
were arrested for holding negro minstrel
ihows in an unoccupied building without
tlie knowledge or consent of the owners.
The Mayor fined them from fifty cents
to $1.25 each, and then, because ho iad
remembered he had once been a boy
himself, he paid the fines and sent the
offenders home.
Ths Department of Agriculture of
South Carolina is preparing to send trust
worthy men into each county in the
State to make up Statistical reports from
personal inspection of farms. Tlie Com
missioner is of the opinion that accurate
statistics of this kind can not be obtained
by tax gatherers, as taxpayers invari
ably curtail in their returns the amount
oC, land planted and ihw number--! eattle-' j
owned; "- -f u-1 K''
1 i.a 9s Jim 1 f.it.e e'. riV
; Irf tStimter, Oonty, 'Si-.-C aegro
naine! lafisoHf Bainptod: -beat 4dsi4ttnC
earxitd sbb tratif witneathel:
Tbedd, ..: tie ttol,!lpeatvnijiii "until Els arm
wearied arittt aawitoh, aqd. tbi tied hiai
up to-a staka ia hisird and stmck him
in -the Ueignrxrrhoo'r. o four-, nrxndred
lashes 'h boy expiring" under th lash.'
itseerns thai lElHsoia had been .married
twice,- this, boy being the- -h0d .Of hi
first wire,,Vnd-iiatm Irving:' On this
oerwrjn'; wrath "Of , the father ' was
evoked by, tIxry "having gone tp see his
mother in viojatioaof his father's orders.
Ellison has been arrested' and is now in
tail eharmit WffV, ml,' '
t J
and distortthi isTti Irylxp
iouscustoni. Tifairpose"! Saiathatrfc'
tenths of the feet were rendered mis
shapen by.jth boots and shoeeiwoB the,
statementfMd enr t&A&mk'&xtk A
would beflfenYthefruIh: Trfe ofitld
shoe or boot is the most signal instance
of a mischievous instrument designed for
the torture of feet In tius shoe the
great, toe.
u w ,uiui5i
iwmnu uuc uuier- toes, .. -givmg
n reyn curve; irom What la natural tn
the terminal part of the inner side of tlie
foot, while all the other ---toes are com-.
pressed together towara the great toe,
thO WhOlA -nrnrlllpincr a vnHcrnJita fnM,
. . - f-T" r -&y-Ho j
waai oiiogeiner -.apart rroai
leu? uutiuoi. oucn a loot nas lost its ex
panse" tflyeadj such, a oothj lofftbi
ebLsUc ireattfciBoe; : such ; a foot las lost
the strength of its arch to a very oonsid-
1 ,r , ' , ' . O - I .."viv l. .i nao tviv m Ills IlUUBeilUlu.
lar and :mal pressure n xrttiiHaBd was ever exerted in behalf of noble
x,e3cc, auuu u mot, oy uie Hregu
points of its surface, has become hard at
those points, and is easily affected with
corns and bunions. - Lastly, such a foot
becomes badly nourished, and the pres
sure exerted upon it- interferes with its
circulation and nutrition. - It ceases to
be an instrument 'Upon which, the, body,
can sustain Itself 'with grace and wiffi
easiness of rnovetnenteveu' in early life.
au mature uie ana inula age it. De
clines aoot which is absolutely uusafe
and which causes much of that irregular,'
hobbling tread which often renders so
peculiar the gait . persons, "who have
passed their "meridian.
It sometimes hannena- for a time: that
these mistakes in regard to the boot and
shoe are increased by the plan of raising
the heel, and 'letting it jreat on a raised
impediment of a pointed shape. Any
thing more barbarous can scarcehvbe
conceived. By this means thjV'-dy,.
which should naturally be bal-Tn a
most beautiful arch, is pl"J vig'an in
cline plane, and is only-Xill fed from
falling forward by the r . tl)e mus
cles which counterbalj S -i? mechani
cal error. .But all S5t the expense
of lost muscular, eff Jolorig , the whole
line of the mvoulsl"ItT8ck; frtiin'tlieieels
actually to the back of the head a loss
of force which is absolutely useless, and.
? j-1 .W uv, several jsasasi exjis
ausuiftr and pamiai. in addition to
these evils arising from the pointed
heeled boot, there are yet two more. In
the first place, the elastic spring of the
arch being broken by the heel, the
vibration produced by its contract- with
the earth at every step causes a concus
sion which extends along the whole of
the spinal colivnij and is sometimes very
acutely felt. In the second place, the
expanse of the foot being limited, the,
seizure-of the earth by the foot is incom
plete both ki stding and in walkiner. so
that it becomes a new, art to learn how
to stand erect or to walk with safety.
ttarpcr 8 weekly. ,
Uulearnable Things, - , ,
We all have our limitations in tlie mat
ter of grammar, I suppose. I have never
seen a book which had no grammatical
defects in it. This leads me to believe,
that all people have infirmity and are
afflicted with an inborn inabjhty to feel
or mind certain - sortof grammatical
partacularjtiesJi. There ejpeceywho
were not born to spell ; these can never
be taught to spell correctly. The envi
able ones among them are those who do
not take the trouble to care whether
they spell well or not though m truth
these latter are absurdly scarce; I have
been a correet speller, always ; but it is a
low accomplishment, and not a thing to
be vain of. Why should one take pride
in spelling a word rightly when he knows
he is spelling it wrongly? Though is
the right way to spell " though, out it
is not the right way to spell it Do I
make myself understood ?
Some people were not Dora to punct
uate ; these cannot learn the art. They
can learn only a rude fashion of it ; they
cannot attain to its niceties, for these
must be felt; they cannot be reasoned
out Cast-iron rules will riot answer
here, any way ;, what is one man's com
ma is another man's colon. -One man
can't nuncauaWanxlthef AanTinmscript
any more, thaiuon person ean make the?
gesture ior buuuiui jiauu a njyrM. ;
' What" is known as "dialect" writing
looks simple and easy, but it is not It
is exceedingly difficult; it has rarely
been done well A man not born to
write'dialect cannot learn how' to write it
correctlv. It is a gift Mr. Harte can
write a delightful story; he can repro
duce California scenery so that you see
it before vou. and hear the sounds and
smell the frasrranees anj feel ttia in flu.
ences that grr-wicn ana oeiong nr ti ;
he can deeenbe the miner and the gam
bler perfectly as to gait , and look and
earb : but no human- being, living or
dead, ever had experience of the dialect
which he puts into his people s mouths.
Mr rTartft R onennahtv is not Ques
tioned : but if it ever shall be, the caviler
will- have to keep his hands off that
dialect, 'for that is original Atlantic
Monthly.
A UuiTersallst la a Methodist Palpit.
William Bridges, a strong Universalist
and well-to-do attaen ot (ireencastle,
Ind., snbscrioed $100 toward . the erec
tion of a Methodist Church in his city,
on oanditk&ftfcrfb
the well known Umversalist'muiister and
Republican pouticiati, DfraUowed to
preach a course of three sermons on
Universal Lsm, after its dedication. " The
church authorities closed the contract'
quickly and rolled th 'CT' War their
tongues as a aweet morsel, snatolieis
it were, from-the 4mwc1 of wie who, ho.
knowing good, would do eviL In due
time the' church was finished, and 3JU.
Curry-was on- band.- A dispatch ssyK
" His first sermon produced a sensation,
and after his .second, the Trustee 4ae
gan taking steps to cancel the eon- j
tract, the congregation censuring ths ,
board for enouoraging' ihe promulga-
tion of heterodox principles. But'
Brother ur$ to m and:ridgesiD :
not. rescind imtif the sifbject" rWliy he i
doek not believe' in hell is thoroughly
exhausted!" "Boifr" in the Cindn- '
nati Gazette.
1 -
Jlichard B. ObnrkAvfcofari&W
pupiler of Sa Yarlci&theL-day pi
AaWmca anee the exoosnre of that rina
iem years j?o died 'ki
France.'
He xm attended AiV by Us son Towns-
v-" juaraeiues,. ap nad, ipng sutr.
fered, from. Bright; diease, and rebmit
ted to several painftil'snjcal-xrjewtion8,
whlth afforded Mat no TrmjiBtr tlie -
t A--w? 'i
from nome,and ooUld"neVer see If
ngaur;He- waairiff manure ha Itei:
front em JmkmAihismt years o
Ku?ew?eiT on . Jum. He
was sprentr years old 1
ears oi$ wnesune died, A'
exposure it wf
we Btm'sibtm- Bweeney;f
tmwnaea io gnus ine enure rtv
Sreceive tt Imnislaaent of tiwii
inn in (uUiHon W Ttia 'axm,- ' rn'.1
sagacityj aided by the shrewd advice 61
his fnenda, enabled him to "turn' the
tables on them, however. For s0m4
Bme oeiore tne nnai crash he had fore
bodings Ifliat the rmg frauds 'would be
discovered and he converted all of his
property, exceptirjg; his mansion on Park
avenue, which he deeded to bis wife.
iuiu uiuwu ouues oonos ana other &e-
tmrities, and deposited them in Eurorte.
where they were looked after by "his bob
Towisehd.. Many stories have been cir
eulated concerning Connolly's greed, but
fKaoa faloa ma-tr'alT lin'tvnA.J . 1 .
l - . , . .
bousm iu one way or another to over-
l reach him; but be was a man of sat
sasracitv
and slirewd common sense. He was not'
giyen to vulgar showjor extravaganoei
arid kis social He1 was"' above reproach.
The influence of hi estimable arid high-
and charitable projects. Connolly's steal
ings from the treasury were . estimated
from $2,000,000 to $5,000,000. Hie
friends eliaim that tlie stories were greatly
exaggerated and that he only had-i
moderate sum at the- time-of -Jus death.
His exile became almost unendurable of
late years, and he made several over
ture! for settlement, offering $100,
000, and being willing to give $500,000,
but $1,000,000 was demanded, and he
Said that he could not raise that amount.
He kaaves three children.
The Dignity of Housekeeping.
Where is .there any station higher than
the ordering of the house? While - the
husband has to vex himself with out
ward matters, while he has wealth tq
gather and secure, while perhaps he
takes part in the administration of the
State, and everywhere depends on cir
cumstances; ruling nothing, i may say,
while he eonceiyes that he is ruling
much; compelled to be but politic where
he would willingly be reasonable, to dis
semble where he would be open, to be
false where he wouhLJie upright; while
thus, for the sake of an object which he
never reaches, he must every moment
sarifice the first of objects, harmony
will himself a reasonable housewife is
faiftily; has the comfort and activity of
evry person in ft to provide for, and
make possible. What, is the highest
happiness oi mortals, if not to execute
what we consider right and good, to be
really masters ot the means conducive to
our aims? And where should or can our
nearest aims be but in the interior of our
homes? All those indispensable and
still-to-be-renewed supplies, where do we
expect, do we require to find them, if not
in the nlace where we rise and where we
go to sleep; where vkictehen and cellar,'
and every species of accommodation tor
ouiselves and ours is to be always ready.'
What unvarying activity is needed to
conduot this constantly 'recurring series iv
unbroken living order! How few are th
men to whom it is given to return 'regr.
larly'like a star, to command their da
as they command their night; to fori,
for themselves their household instru"
ments, to sow and to reap, to gain and
to expend. . and to travel around , then-
circle with perpetual success and peace
and love i It is when a woman has at
tained this 'inward mastery, that she
truly makes the husband whom she loves
a master; her attention will require all
unrta of knowleds-e: her activity w-ill
turn them all to profit - Thus is she de
pendent upon no one; and she procures
tier husband genuine independence, that
which is interior and domestic; whatever
he Dossesses. he beholds secured; what
he earns, well employed; and thus he
ean direct his mind to lofty objects and.
if fo$une favors, he may act in the State
tne- same cnaracter wnicn bo weii De
comes his wife at home.- Goethe's Wil-
helm Meister.
A Baboon's Dinner.
One day a pteaeher, Bishop Celenso, was
walking alone the Donga Biver, in Kou'li
Af rica, when he saw a number of bab
oons sunning- themselves in a little
hollow of the ground. The baboons lay
"pott their backs and . their eyes were
half Closed, jus' like lazy Uncle George's
eyei are Then he is taking a snooze on
the lounge, awo or inree oi wie young
baboons were at some distance from the
old one1, playing and romping, for bab
Cv4'cldren dearly lovo to romp. By
ain "jTone of the young ones, turning
up a stone, lit upon a particularly fine
and fat sctomwnwMcli- witha. scared
glance round at his elders, hi. seized and
popped into - his mouth, having first
pincheifbff the stfhg. " He at once pro
ceeded to twrn the stone over again with
great pains," as though in further unsuc
cessful seaTareh 4or som pious. He had
nptx?scaped notice, however, for down
the gully in a sluggish roll eame a great
baboon, who seized the -yoang one by
the scruff of his rieck, shaking him vig
orously until the plump morsel dropped
from bis peach. Having gobbled this up
the elder haboeaat once regained; hte
lounge, and all went on as before in. the
e-leepv hollow. PUm4tlpkia tkrnn.-..-.
Type-Setting Machines. "
An English newspaper, the Liverpool
Daily Ann, has for a year past used four
tye?-setting and seven type-distributing
machines, at a saving of about $2,000
per annum, as compared with the same
atyount oif. work by -hand. The com
poMtora working the machine earn better
waes than their fellows at the case,
while the saving to the establishment is
: over thirty ner cent. The machines are
! used for every kind of composition ex
cept tabulated and displayed work, the
matter being set, spaced and justified
with greater-accuracy than by hand
labor. Each machine cost $750, and the
average speed u 6,000 ems per hour.
- A party of tramps broke into aeon
fectioner's residence in Dubuque, Iowa,
a few night mt kindled a fire in the
range, cooked what there was to eat, had
a hearty supper, and departed, before
daybreak, without disturbing any mem
ber of the family and without stealing
anything except a pair of shoes.
The last few years ot kv UiiMn years
1SM njfewch,:ttmsifled
by we knowlecUre that fin wa a. , fnmH w
r
-w 1, Kw Hat and u OM hCM.
f Probablr the meanesf trick tiat was
r rjiaved era .a, white man was nlaved
last week in thisatv. and the fact that
then; to no' VijriutnoB committee here to 1
LO only WasoU ine' -petpetkttem th-
trick ana alive, ibqajmamnaa ka4 just
purchased a new stiff bat and he went I
luiu asuuuiinui iiiui aozeu ineuua 10
fit, the hat on his They ialf took
been arid passed tlie- r arttand 10 all
could see it Qna of.the) eanert.jaen:
that ever held nrmnfjy jifliy Wfwt to
the iWr-innrlAr AndriAil Atriiri rIipa nf Tm-
1 . . 1 1 . - 3 r-
bwger cbteSB
Tny were looting at theireevooea eeiung
tfawngh the beer glasses thto wk-kadpetv
mtyu BuiL,iwu huc-vuemsw 1 1 ill m I i , iwi leu
Jeathr of Aha hat, and the, manmt iim
"an hralked put , Tka,r,who74ed
061
hub ansa, ta pwb yuor uervous pexipie wiHJ
A tieing mck-'and
wlaofaels as thcgh xlme-elnadfxd 'di
aase waamin to lake trWsessiou of him
UfaWmJUx4ajM H-.f-rnf hrsliate i Jus.1
Claoe of business, took off his hat. amd T
laid it on the table and proceeded to an
swer sorae letters. rHo -thought he de
tected a smell.- and whA his partner
asked him if he didn't feel sick he said
he beUeved he did. The man ' turned
pale and said- he guessed he would go
home. 1 He met a man- on the stdewaix
who said the air was full bf miasma; and
in the street car. a man who sat- next to
him moved sway to one end of the car;
and asked him if he had just come from
Cbioaga The man with the bat said he
had not.r when ' the Btranger said they
were having a great deal of small-pox
there, and he guessed he would get out
and walk, and he pulled the bell and
jumped off The cold prespiration broke
out on the forehead of the man with the
new hat, and he took it off to wipe his
forehead when the whole piece of cheese
seemed to roll out and breathe, and tho
man got the full benefit of it, and he
came near fainting away. , He got home,
and his wile met nun and asked him
what was the matter. He said he be
lieved mortification had set in, and she
took one whiff as he took off his hat, and
said she should think it had.
Where did you get into it?" said
she.
" Get into it?" said the man, " I have
not got into anything, but some deadly
disease has got hold of nle, and I shall
not live."
She told him if any disease that smell ed
like that bad got hold of him and was going
to be enrptue, she feu as though he would
be a burthen to himself if he lived very
long. She got his clothes off, soaked his
feet in mustard water, and he slept. The-
-man slept and dreamed that a small-pox
nag was .hung in front of his house and
that he was riding in a wagon to the
pest house. The wife sent for a doctor,
aud when the man of pills arrived she
told him all about tha case. The doctor
picked up the patient's new hat tried it
on and got a suuX He said the hat was
picked before it was ripe. The doctor
and the wife held a post mortem exam
ination of the hat and found a shoe of
Limburger. "Few and short were ths
prayers they said." They woke the pa
tient, and to prepare his mind for tha
revelation that was about to be made, tne
docM ";&ea JEta. a his worldly affidrf
were in a satisfactory condition. Hs
gasped and saidhey' were. The doctor
asked him if he had made his win. tie
said he had not, but that he wanted a
lawyer. sent tor at once, ine aocior
asked him il he teit as thought ne was
prepared to shuffle off. The man said he
had always tried to lead a different life,
and hail tried to be done by the same as
he would do it to himself, but he might
have made a misdeal some way, and he
would like to have a minister sent tor Jc
take an account of stock.
Then the doctor brought to the bedside
tlijs hat, opened up the sweat-leather and
showed the dying man what it was that
smelled so, and told him he was' as well
as any man in the city. The patient
pinched himself to see if he was alive and
jumped out of bed and called for his re
volver, and the doctor couldn't keep up
with him on the way down town. The
last we saw of the odoriferous citizen he
was trying to bribe the bar-tender to tell
him which one of those pelicans it was
that put that slice of cheese in his hat
lining.
The Attractive Newspaper.
That is not the hesi family paper
which is devoted entirely to politics or
religion, business or temperance, agricul
ture o. science. The family journal,
should contain much to attract and in
terest the young. Such a paper and
july such a paper, will make newspaper
readers al the young. The family paper
should be so managed as to attract tlm-se
of smaU literary attainment The
paper most read by those who read little
e'se, may be so managed as to do ihuch
good. Fun spice and gossip ,re bait
wiih which the shrewd journalist fishes
for new readers. Having made, his
journal attractive to the largest possible,
number, of readers withiu his parish, the
editor should next seek to make hia
paper the means of drawing people, par
ticularly the young to a higher uphere
of thought, and to open to them new
fields Manv editors who are true friend'
of morality education, culture, and all
that .is good nearly destroy the useful
ness of their papers by making those
papers interesting only to those who' are
already moral and educated Others
publish most amusing papers which are
without any influence or good The
golden mean is between these two ex
tremes. The model paper will furnish
food for solid thought, and matter for
the gravest and mature,-but it will not
neelect the trifles, .
, A Chinese Ian.
According, to a lady missionary now
living in China, the inn accommodations
are not of "the highest order. An earth
floor, not even smooth. Walls festooned
with cobwebs of great age, and the dust
erf-many months. Avery dirty, square
table, a high-backed chair, and two very
narrow benches. A raised platform,
built of bricks and mortar, with cavities
for fire to be kindled in cold weather.
Fires, when needed, are kept up day and
night, and the platform for bed by night
and "sitting-room" by day; bed cloth
ing furnished by lodgers. Attendance,
hot water brought in by landlord for tea
and toilet purposes. Charge for six--seven
hundred copper cash, equivalent
to ' seventy cents. The lady remarks,
"If we had not been entertained in the
style of the fii-st-elass hotels of the
United States, neither did we have a foil?
in the same style." .
A WOMAy applied for a situation re
cently at Belfast, with her clothes drip
ping like a water-spout On being ques
tioned as to her condition, she said ahe 1
understood the lady of the house wanted
a wet nurse, and ahe had come ready for
service. '
WB4T the world is in need of is fewer
mm of an nquisitive tern of mind men
who .are contented with looking at a
buzz-saw without a desire to feel of it
with their fingers.
Colonel Gartner; Takes a Appetiser
There lives mthe vicinity of Wooater.
down in the wilds otWsyne .County, an
ancient veteran of the Mexican war who
m known aw Colonel Gatdaar. .. The
Colonel has in hia declining veara an
plied himself jmj steadily V tha task of
on the national debt, and tne tax
orktheamounYot tangle-loot, eonsumra
by im -in' 'year niaterially augments
the interrjalr-airstaipta of htod
tnca v-une. warm. aay. jas aum-nw, m
stocks ardent hr2g giren'out the old
ueman mounted his trUrae ttt Nhw-
L -X, , a .'.A . 1 ?. X ; .V
same. The uroorietor of the Dill foundry
Tasiabuent at the time of his amf and
the aauataDMrta a creen btunlty kct.
hose knawladge of th druhusinesa
ordered tfoybung man fo inMsWlitm
f'otrt a' rfuart ot wlukyi youth laolrf ;
1 ttiwwtJatM jjcv ana ttonMmtaal MM
Vimitfi4 i
andvt.ll,
tii7Colont4 a
Tetura-Bf ttsdrmffefc about 'ta4Kt
later, he took locakatiua.arjaT ol li-i,
qwds, -and,iqiure4 ,9thi, deputy, the
name of the person onying ad. much sul-
,.l. .xi.1 - AT rtlflr,T JT . bMtf - 4fcel
sjuiuiv ivavaa a v wu vav a vaaw
Only one in was 'Colonel1 Gtdneri-who--
eaauxi ixTAru xutnkA'tvhiokV cexnliAd .tha
What jar did you 'get ti'lrom?'
shrieked the exMI maker of pills.''"'
.' That ftrr," said the hpprentiee, peine-!
ing to the nearly empt)W 0C attU.
''Great guns! you've jristmed, him."
howled the drug store man, and, seizing
his hat, shot down the street toward the
Gardner 'mansion like a special dwpatoh.
On UDnmachino- -the lioaiie. he- saw. the
Colonel sitting pa the veranda fanning
hunsell vigorously, and rueruuy survey
ing the charred remnants of a news
paper which were scattered about, while
the sweat whictv poured off him formed
in little pools about him.
"Hello." "(rasped the' warrior, "what
kind of whisky Was that you sold me to
dav, Johnson? I never see such stuff. I
brought itihome and took a oouple Of
drinks and sat down here to read the
paper, and in about five minutes I began
to bile, and the next thing, I'm darned if
my breath didn't set the paper afire; 'TK
have to move my custom if you don't
give me a better brand. A man would
have to copper line himself to stand that
stufl.
Mr. Johnson took what was left of the
sulphurio acid and informed the soldier
that he would send him down a better
quality of liquor in return, and betook
himself to his store, marveling at the
strength of practiced digestive organs.
Cleveland Leader.
An Enterprising Woman.
Some days ago a curious case, illustra
tive of the length to which a deep yearn
ing for emancipation from the conjugal
yoke will carry ladies of resolute and
enterprising temper, was tried at Lille.
The wife of a Belgian officer had insti
tuted proceedings before the High Court
of Toumai some months previously, with
the objectofobtaining a divorce from her
husband. Failing to bring her case to
oontfhiavm ..aa-jafl . rteflirftfl, ffnd .hign'y
im'hlul Kx Vha "Inn.1. AiJnm " "-1.Q
irritated by the "law's delays, she
happened one day to nqtice a newspaper
fencing master, resident at Lille, war
enthusiastically praised for his extraor
dinary dexterity with the small swud.
Forthwith she traveled to Lille, , sought
out M. Lioredan and ottered nun a hand
some sum of money to make her hus
band's acquaintance, pick a quarrel with
him in such sort as to provoke a chal
lenge, thus securing the choice of weap
ons, and then, by the exercise of superior
skill, deliberately slay him. Loredan
struck a bargan with her, received 800
francs on account, and actually started
for Tournai to execute his homicidal
mission. On the road to the station,
howevehe dropped into a cabaret
which he Wfta in the habit of frequent
ing, and finding several of his intimate
acquaintances assembled, "stood treat"
to such purpose that, his tongue being
unloosened by "potations -bottie-deep,
he confided his enterprise to all present
His arrest, as well as that of his fair
client followed these revelations, as a
matter of course, and both parties to this
sanguinary bargain were tried for con
spiracy to take hie. The lady was sen
tenced to' a month's imprisonment and
100 francs fine, but Loredan was ac
quitted. London Telegraph.
. To Core Fits of Sneezing. '
A correspondent ot ilm JSritith iMi
ciZ Journal aay5; " During the went
rapid changes of temperature I cangh' a
severe cold ia my head, aecompanied.by
almost incessant sneezing. Myunfor tu
na te nose gave me no rest " The slightest
impact of cold air, or passing rrbin the
outside air Into a warm loom' equally
brought on a fit of sneezing. In vaia-1
snuffed' camphor aud jHiUatilla; ,the
light catarrh still triumphed over me.
At leneth I resolved to see What the
maintenance of a uniform temperature
would do toward diminishing the irri
tability of my Schneiderisn membrane,
and accordingly I plugged mv nostrils
with cotton wool.' The effect Was In
stantaneous-,.! sneezed no more. ' Again
a'd again I tested the. effieaey of this
simple remedy, (iway with tha aama
result;. However near X was tq a sneeze,
the introduction of the pledgets stopped
it at once, a or wis there any lncon
venience front- their ' presence, making
them sufficiently firm not to tickle and
yet leaving them sufficiently loose to
easily breathe through." This is reallv
worth knowing, for incessant sneezing is
among the greatest of smaller Mia, and H
seems only a rational conclusion to hope
. that this si m Die ulan mav fiirnish the
most efficient remedy against one of the
most distressing symptoms of hay lever.
lavestigatlDg Earthquakes.
The work of the Swiss Earthquake
Commission will be watched with a.uch
interest just now on account of .the
great number, of earthquakes, some very
destructive, that have disturbed differ
ent parts of the earth within the last
few months. The Commission have dis
tricted Switzerland for the purposes of
observation, and each district has
chief observer assiened to it. whose bust-
ness it to to make the inhabitants -serve
as hto assistants by distributing among
uiem a pauipniet aesenbing the phe-
uumeus oi eartnqusxes and tne nest
means of observing them, and blank
forms containing a series of questions,
carefully prepared and intended to form
a skeleton history of every earthquake
that is observed. Instruments for meas
uring the force, direction, duration and
bo on. of all earthquake shocks, sre to
be placed in the hands of skilled ob
Tvera at certain stations.
TKAljr agents on the Chicago and
Northwestern Bail road are requested by
anew set ef -regulations to keep clean,
talk decently, talk ia a krw tone, not
work their ears more than onoe fn thirty
miles, and never throw books in i pas
senger's lap.
rissnre
I' XSi speculator may shape his course -by
theme m cotton. The cotton will
Iterf the shape. 1SJ : - x - a-- S
PaTRioK on the aebra: ;"Phat kind of.
baste to that the mule, wid his ribs on
the outside of his ahkln mtearlyr - '
Pgn.TOnr-piv' dargymen "tati that
the bomraandment aerainst swearing waa e- a
gotttm up beiowcroqnet was invented.
ajeira aiiBHiia tommu m uj.cmiiurw ijfr l
husbanda name, lor frequently that is alt
he hasver givaa hei worth mentioning.
Iau are mtuwatchxa worn 4ahe m
va eiuse, turn xx, x, tm tef.-iBS uuio.
J' "'Dtttt stares me In the face," said the
when, tha isustiqm-house- offleere
j ii" smpggliijjg adoaan-paira ok,
- PkUMorpii, xliSrwing out ue. watch to
an unpnnctnal cIerfc.-'JMrr Johnson, it
ehadyiielf4W;ri I .e?ludrar
, tk ooonva of aoldwn tt the Balaa tion
Array approached a Phitaxielphia hroker
Veoantlv d.askeir'r''linrw tor it-twitwr.
7tuf my fttet&lm tM am abort in U
bMbf replied the hwkei-.Mi
vsaij VKRMoirr oouple put off applying
tor a divorce ej Wrnh rfoourt, soj that .
they oould nroflt b their tin weddiftam' "
'Arid yet tl.taiCui UheVpSfEjOw
tountry are needlessly extravagant and
LAB wiaa luionnea wai ,-ei y itinar,
called to see him m hto anaenoe.. "
Sdy," he dpm mm MyJBW
an accurate descnotion -he sudden lv
brightened up and added!'' 0Vdot vaB
rioiady- dptyas rayiia, .--. ut.
Stxaioht where ahe strayed, with strllfj baaUpde,
Sad sighed aoaaKH wit sees aald T K7
"Key, atalallasn-aneylaiao'W . It
. She had no heexl, bat hid het-nee4r-htaud
' laood the mud at meed made mad,
Nur anawar SMW she bow but " No."
- .r.'.T ir.l-WU.-jmm
A' baboajn, (Satane, aoouutry in&(
x mew, ap,uua;jr
fin1xii4t,,vpiani' titls
a egg." Jjandlady " Well,,
i lucky oner In a few weeks
XoiuTst eeaTjihixJ ,'it, ,m
a ouica m una
sir, you are a lucky c
II
A DAMsali from over the raverwas look
ing over some books In a 'Qulncy book
store, endeavoring to make a auWtion,
when the clerk astedL "HoW would you
like the Autoorat qbf flthe tteakfeanT,
Table?" 'ratepiied: 'HA? we'ttHgoV
two of 'em now, one of 'em tjust as good
as new only been washed twice k"T
'" JojrM propounded the following' the '
other evening, after aippmg-of hig afeged
tea; "Why is thto drink' like milk?"
Of course nobody oould frueai, and after
he had divulged by saying it was a lack
teal fluid, nobody dared to smile. . They f
. - - AX. . . . i.. I. . A.
knew that tha, mdhxdtseyesrweWjUposj
them.
.j.f.
A BTJ0CE8SI0N of direful shrieks
isheard
gould . have had Jhait a ervwa lor that -
fowl, and 'ere you ggt fair twopence,''
And still he-wasWT MUrSflede rt T
on tlie first floor. Fond mother,.' What ,,r
is the matter with' EiUy I" , Colored? ser
vant "Please, mam;(hetoaryin 'about
de jftwlfrrW 'Wi tm'i.uayo ftn7 ;,,.
more. He has hacTf our tttucertuis!.
ready.".v "Deis to to berry one ha to - ( s
whoojitf jhootv , JHa'aaJI pwotfm's
Tbm Deteoilre Press haa; lntef--i
viewed a Boston ice cart driver, who f
says that '' the size of the lump left at
at the kitchen door depends considers-
bly on the good or bad looks of the cook,"
This argument ought to convince a , f
man's wife of the deaubjh ot kaeping
a good-looking cook, but it won't
A cAPirai, anecdote is told of a little.
fellow, who in turning over the leaves of "
a scrap, hook eame across the well-known .
picture of some chickens just Out of their
shells. My companion .examined the
picture carefully, and then with a grave,
sagacious look at me, slowly remarked,
"They came out 'eos they was afraid of
being boUed. -. . -
A pbudi-tt lover sings:
' The thrush la the thicket Is sinjlni, - .,
The lark la abroad on the lea,
And oxer the girrn gaM svlnglnf "
A SBAidefi Is waiting tor me). .
She will rait till ahe'a weafV, I'm th!nklD -
Though eager I am or the try at;
She will welt UU the brl-sUn an blinking
And sigh toe tlXl11)f,Wala'd ,
For ber latber la watcatul ed vsrr,
A Terr Ul-tempered eld eha"'.
And I'm not tat sort ot eanarr
To be kkke4 lor the km -A a glrL
Thk foUowing from lotneya Progress
is equal to anything in the erem ,de la
chreniquei ot the Frerich: "What to
lnippiness? " asked jnaof a woman.
" To Be the beat loved -of some one," .
ahe answeredrompily. ' ''"To assure it
I must add also to love that one best.
Oh, I was talking c tM possible, ' said
he. The conversation closed.
t'aa Human Wsakaesiu - ,
MaehinerT not 'onlv simplifies worn
but it contribute internet, to indiwty.
and relieves the monotony of the ,
time ahopv ThtoiJs.freqnently exetrijSH
fied in our manofacturlng sterblish
menta, the latest kastance bsine ia the
carpet work in Thompson vjllo. pr.
Hamilton is an overseer there. This of
fice obliges him to induct new hand in
to tne use of the machinery. MT Hum-',
ilton was showing a new man how to run
a machine for crowding thread iuyn
spools, and cautioning him not te pot
his finger tnder the instrument "Be
very tsrefol," observed Hi""lten
in illrutration, "not to put yatjr. finger
towa there like that or-rQreat Horn
spoon!" Mr. Hamilton WMxntempH ,
ing the bleeding stump "of his fTngei
with feelings of the Tfveliesf astiWasli- -ment
; - - .-
While Mr- Hamilton was gone after a,
doctor one of those amateur Solomon
common to all shops, kindlv volunteered
to explain to the benighted mfnds abqnt
him how aa overseer satfered through
ignorance. ; - , ,
"I should a' thought .Hamilton would
a' kndwn better than to putbisfinpei
under there as he did," said Sol. "He
might a known it wc u'd have got clip
te 1 off. If he'd just put bis finger down
like so fish- Whoop! Ouch L 0, Jim
my noddy!" ,
An4 a very much amazed and icarea
Solomon was spinning .round like a top,
and spraying an electrified audience
with genuine gore. lMory Mm.
Robert Banw' Prose-
T .ronfirallV anown uamuiux
"rJZZZZrA In bulk his poetn-.
ft
LXnweseetheformeremthre
Unre, Tohimesi that we pert".,
tluat
IT?". manv and so vtauraui-
Cttera The more of Burns' letters
that come to light Ae feebler will become
the nriOTdice-now eornmon against hw
mJuiU is true that his tetter.
envoawt end aflacted, and echoes
ttontonguage of the tune, when he
writes with half ainoeHty and m what he,
calls his "very best manner. But
when be is himself, burning words and
mauly eloquence rate to hia hps. Lon
don Time
aw linen may bsj embroidered more ; .
easily by rubbing it over with fine white
soap; it prevents the thread from cracking.