'rgc Cttttt gewir ESTABLISH KD IX 1878. HILLSBOROUGH, X. C, SATURDAY, MAY 26, ooo. . NEW SERIES VOL. IV. NO. 35. G&orge Sand 'I ho mmi rr,1umr'. Ill W h f t-eorge prt by SanJ delighted r- dr-xribed ir herelf; ana Ion:: i:r-v t,f-T ' a woolen tie, and alf a pair of bo"tv 'I h- boots jd. doted upon. "1 longe-Lto P with them," he wrote. She 'trotted from one end of Paris to the other" in hem. A ei ijarrtt often, a cigar Jom time, ' :.ou pleted the costume. VVie n d.e publish1 i ' In diana." her first important story wr.tUn withou elaboration, h" as vLi'.K and Ib r.n- Heine ,,!, e.' ''.ieautifui as the Venus of Mi'o. Her features were regular, her forehead low, nhaded by rich bends ot chestnut hair." She hat I her nom de jilume irj this way: She wrote articles with .Ui'cn handcau, and they published a novel, l'.uhe et Hl.nche," under ihe name of Jules Sandh. When ' Indiana" was print' 1 Jules ueciined to take any of the T' dif, 'or a work i.'i wf.i( h he bad no hand, and by bis advice cii'' ra:b-d herself 'ieo-ge S;.rl. l-f re s:he bad Hn-d hernelf Arore Uud-vatit, her real n.vne being Aurora I Mi plan, b ;e whs horn iii P arris, July. 1 w ' I . A lew n inut'-s :.ef.r- ht r birth her mot hr was dancing, dr' -. d in a r',ne (olored iwn; her fa'her wa- ihj i g th fiddle P.-r his guests. Mvii'iif i'uplan left th room, and hoom ti e birt-'i o? th; ihild wn. announ''-d. "She h.Vi !." call- 1 Aurora utter my mother,". -aid Maurice, the bVji.-r "Aurora i-i born 'amid ini.'st'.' and rose '-oh r," added the aunt. Shi; died in tite viilug; ol Vabant, on the Sjh (J June, l.;7f, ai.ii us buried ifi the li t tle ehurehyir i tln-i. Nothing maiks her grave, for her injurK tiou- wire thut only j:ra-fH and iiowern bhouid cove her !at rest ir jilace. iMirirm her latter years- hi. is b-vcn''ed as ' A lare, tratujail e;.-d avohi.i i dre'isej in the himp'e Heinchon f-tyie, t-i -tiim iiidi.leutly in the o'd b ill ol the cha teau. She was never without a cigarette." She liked nothing better thin to be lot gotten in her drawing room, listening to what was -a;d, but not upt akmg much herself. As hoou an her gue.-tH departed Tor the liight hhe Hhut the door aud fell" to H.m(dirig, thinking and writing for & ver A h'our.s, Konietiaies until draybreak. She aa8 in a '-tter tu Madame d'Agoult '' pas 4 long bourn tete i tete with dame Fancy ; I never o to bci before 7 o'clock in the morning." iVoreMi. Yankee Wit. Many earn ago a Pittsburgh iron firm purchased a lot of condemned bombshells i .r old iron. The shells were not Laded tint in order to meit them it. was necessnrj' that they should be broken up. Th s was aiU'inpted with sledge hammers; but the l.-.!x)rer- made but little progress and it was t.ual'y civen up a a bad job (ne day a Itnii.', ihrn Vii'iM',1 c iuie a:ong and said; "1 no lerMau 1 you have a job for a man i r- " es," wa- the rep'y ; "we want that pde ' iniriibs out there broken." ' How much will you pay y" ' "A'e will give y(iu a fij ajiiece and a '. -ii '-r eentsj if you will agee to bie.tk tt ::i h1. ' Id i, i!e the contract," answer. 1 the la'ikte. The day was a cold one, and the t run ine'er down to r.ero. The man -unit -diati dy went'to work, but "disdai'H- 1 to 'ake the bvre sltdge hammer which wa e!brdhiin. I'm. Yai.kee laid every bomb ui.t on t!ie ground with t lie h-.!e up. He p:-n--ured a Sucket.ti.lied them all with a'cr; i.'.'-a' he euine into the lu. use, made oit his ' and hiii-l he wi uM call around in the uiuriiing fr the money. Every one was much mystified, tut in the murnirg tli.-ir a 'otiishmei.l wan great. The water Lad tr.'.en outing the niht, and in the morning a i i!e of M iaji iron was found, as the li rang water had al leas' a d. n arot -c. s, n evi ry (nun j into j T A'mosphere in Mi-xico. The straniS! feature of Monterey 11 a VOU t' lliK VOU see ' - - i rouna intir corners aud into the l;te.r paces Wiween thern ani the s.eot.darv ranges. vTne tau-t"ditant p ak, too, se , ii' mam oi t..-.... .... . i ! t ' i ' i" utr me sr.ou siers or in ,s i aerer. r.v.-rj -ere tb- lhtS an 1 S :ad i luuiwi:. es IQ;n H, t ot ei c, th u- nuriators. :i.tt: brilliancy surpa v' O'e, tie 1 wt; ,teve atmospheric s ih,. '.th n..,h ... - v- , . I is Knoa in .xortnern skv varp.isiAs the London tog,, Urv Ru n nre torever iionbtful whether their celestial Iu ndnary is the mn or the moon. He rang the "'door boll of a banker. The servant teils him 'Mansieur docs not re ive to day." That makes nothi .g to me. racket is to know if k will give any French, N tiu-rn eves is the clearness ot the mr, j i tlV4,.,. r , . v . a . ! straying wan lerer. fcciei.ee is kanw'e-jre . j f,t , , . , . , , I'1 twenty years ago, but the principal lau-j , . , , , . , . i ' CJ change it would make in the United ; h a that which made me, as 1 st od on la . lt , , , - , ,, , c ' demonstrated by the actual experiences of S c. ,J. if . HN rt Is have br,en gained since he lied lrom : , . , , . U1 5 tat s if Amtncitn parents 4?enera!'v rea!- t e Mount of Olives, think the Head Sea v t. ? , v " j mnsmd. Lewitt Chntan in a moment ol ,L ta ' P-n nis genera. real- i imsii an l turtu-d up atrtsh m tht ,wdp of - , , . iitd that they owed nothmc to tbeir rhildrtn thin an hour's walk, though I found it a i , r.n,r , . inspiration urered this sentiment: 'pleas- v , V v . -ng to t&eir children , ., , . , j i.s .ortner truirnpas two years ago. Organ- - - , . ... . e but tne best possible f ducat on and a ynnde. Amuiy; trie aertal phenomena ; A t , . . , T j ure is a shadow, wealth is vanity, p,vv.r 's i t . ' Uiauo'' aD3 a , , ... , i iZtiigJa band ot r.-t,bers, an 1 arming th -m . . . , r- j profession or 'trade wh'rh U d-i . damrh tre 1 das the ioot'hil.s sta-tding out so -,, , , . " pageant ; but knowledge s eestaic erjov- ' UXU 13 U Je kbe laaeb , .... , l w Urdan r.m-s and revolvers, he roamtri MnU, ..i :.. i ' tcr as web as the , on. I iu xau iasio. Xf tab!.. ,non,rolie all ,h. talk. A, W t e, rnori' r oiize &ti toe talk. a fnr a ;a t noil,Uf.r them r r..:: .l- time with -!a!e stories and feeble attempts at humor, or noairir awar in wcs r,!fl; ies, or eniorctnj there is bkely to op niou, beratir g this man or that without ,r, ... l . i . r , t ..v ... ii wi'.j, uiiuujut o-n mierjfrea wnn ,i , r ur.tiMbe pauer.eof every or.e present is exhausted. This" is had UWte, ThetV are p-rsona who are always asking ill timed or impertinent or ..revah nt quettiops ir.quir- uu :no the prttcalarsof your bua'.L iut.d bow tins thing in ,;:!. to turn out, and how you h,ppeneJ o he. entrapped in thb, or that Kpeculanon, and wnat h your crimen ol your ne;ghbor s solvency, and 'TJ0U iU'C',Unl fr uire.lrs conduct ai i u so ttiat -Mr. i. is niving attention fur daughter, and what do you p.iy for j your w,f ''fi bonnet, and so on, untii 3011 I are tempted to ask "whether he does not! regard himself ti nn inrerrriimtinti in-iintV t TVn is bad tate. 7 o talk of our douu stx affairs in aociefv or i'.U .uiTLr- ...... - l 1 i 1 1. -!.c'M, Miouiu ne ciiaract.-nzea in even r.:.rSher terms. K.x-eilent and well meaning people are t-om-t i me so deficient 'in tae U !.), t , test l.iends. 1 ftey never seem to know . c , .1 r .1 r .1 i j;,.; ,, , , ! , aie o.divioiis of tne common proprieties of b!e. If they say the right thing, they say j r to the wrong j.erson and at the wrong time; and their sympathy only aggravates cur wof s. In the excess of their love they tt 11 ih m.iuy things winch we would prefer not to kmr.y. Tnere is something aggravat ir g i't the very tones of their voice, in their yest nes a id muners, and mode of walking, !i!l(S the WliV li. vtli.eh tKotr til- u rw! ir.i ir :. ..j-.u.i ; i .ii. 4i i:: ut ich the draw their urath, wnen they art: talking, and the way in which thej e.u I , - , ... , . ami unnk. We reproadi ourselves for n..t ! !. ,i : 4 . , . i ..nig them any better, because there is , i , l ' .- , nothing absolutely baj in their character, ..,..,.,o,,.0ua.yon..u,,ve,n,h,:Mle and vet we run nut nvu ti.tm if irut Thin Skinned Women w o do no manual work general ly have ti' ie. witn-sKirm, ana tneir mcntaM aptitudes ute developed and maiutainci in a ditei t ratio d the perfection and ieiicacy of the skin. The perfection o louen i.iccomes in a mauner a second sight weieh enai'les the mind to feel and see fine detai.'s which esc qe the generality of men and coiiitiiutes a piali?y ol the first order riond tact, that fourh of the soul as it has bet-n cal ed, which is characteristic of orgnntzatioa with a delicate and impre? sioriable skin, 'wh se sensojum, like a tenser, cord, is always ready to vibrate at the contact of the slightest impression. Inverse ly compare the thick skin of the m m of toil accustomed to handle coarse tools ar.d lift heavy burdens, and see if, alter an examin ation of his intellectual and moral sensi bilities, if you are understood when you endeavor to evuke in him some sparks of thoe delicacies'of sentiment that so clearly characterise the mental condition of indi viduals with a tine skin. On this point has long ago been pronounced judgment, and we all know tint we mu t speak !o every one in tlie ang'i ige lie can compre hend, ami that to endeavor to awaken in the mind of a man of a coarse skin the d.-Iieacies of a retinal sentiment is to speak i o a deaf man of the deiic:ousness ot harmony and to a man aiiiicted with I i ' bhti inesH of the beauties of colors. A Rnssiaa Jack Sheppard. I n,t , e ! The celebrated 'Thberof the Sonth,M i . : Mamat. has long been the terror of Smith. . . . .. . n.K.ui lue esKusir ... i-iiij u - j'ti'SUi.s Vdaglll at I .- i!' .. i 01 a Tuisirejjs, ne ani looked up ! I in 1 r jj-in tl:rt t-r 1 n-. o e. a! .vnm. 1 1 ' r " ! a prison eaaer , th.. nnthrrifie ,r,Mr !,! r,r .1 , - i- i - , , , . i;ar:y escape u t?y 4.:i::r-g a tua-.erranean ' .- f.i Ann .t..-,!...! )A..t I -.r.,r e.rr 1 . 1 .. .1! tug uu. uiu nis ten . to the outer Wall. Pr: s. tf: s ex ."-kv.-'.fs .n .a ' . ' ' : comruon in Kusiia fiat the only merit ; about iltii;ii s was tne icagia ot.it , out it , was an uncommon teat ure in bis case .tat i he shoil 1 have been discosertd Us: . .k kA t . it through the tre .ehery ot fellow prisoner,; since honor prevails among thieves in lixs sia as elsewhere, and the traitor would him self have had a chance of escape with the m-PfV rr, r. r,,, i rt t t 1. J i "' WJ iUUCU- --'j i ! him on the fibcu der and sat i rf.oc-erys t'?iec,mm.udatton. constuct j ..lv, , . ; , , J iy ch ;mg K.tet,ti0n to somethu.g wDich :i:ev ! t ... a. a i i Certainly, r-phed the fugitive t'f.ve done, or inend to do. or might have ,),,-., , . . murdering in hir. course ' .. i ... unite, iu curaiion I ret a Kn as tlse passage was Cnisliet'L! luffed in tlr,.s at temnt. Mam-J cam- " cell, he threw bun! ! lown and Ragged him, and donned his'um j v.' "owinK day, Laving exebang- f l " ,ut a p-abani s . area?, ne Here he whs recogn:z-,d 'outside a son. , knocking . I . LI "" 11,3 , auu ueiore tne Oilicer ! , n , . ... , i coui,i recover his sense Mum at was out cf ! ejyht " Alter thi, he organized another bard j perpetrated a host of villanb-s too numerous j t0 mentUjn, culminating a short time ago in j a fiiht in a lar:nLou darin. whIcb Ma, ; nru sot CA?tltr At pr,seDt l(1 is in lh, ; NiColeafl jail awrjjtIntf lrial bat he ,ays ht. will nm stay there a?;i the ..fJoIo ! c;lfri;fir.nnf .u,. -vi..4r people belies him. Eating with the knife, At Heidfclburg, writes a correspondent of the London News, an English friend once ' 'A the table and behl 6eated Wmt to -a 3" uian who wore th- I balge of the "corps" ac-rosa his breast, be ' ; COUi'J n0 he,P n0:,clG the traordinary i ir a r. tier n wbich this young man took hi; i meal. At first he admired him for the skill- I lul manner in which b managed his knife, , . . . , , ? 1 which mcessant'v parsed from L13 rdate to j his mouth, heavily laden, as it was, with I ' , . ' sauce fallowed, and the student operiited with Ins desert-knife just as he had done with the larger knife. But the - Englishman could con trod himself do longer. In a hoarse whisper he addressed his vis- i a v i , f.aviig: 1 ou will cut your moutn i . , J opt-u u 3 uu u jii i leave on eating gravy I with your knite. The student looked ut i , , , . 1 I and .answered : 'What isthitto vou? lean , - 1 ; out Tiy monfh r.pet to Pari' - aH TO:; have aright to ii;tfee." '"Ub, nonseusf ," I - expect a uew nt jerson to let you butcher yourself at dirm-i !" "Uh. cut 1 can though and you i-hili see! Dummer J ine .With that the student ro-e ai.d let the' room Ikimmer Jung ! (stunid fellow h Minifies j as much as a challenge, When the student's j seconds ciino to arrange details v.itb the j Englishman, he wa, rerrib!y m rpred at 'he serious consequf nces of what he had d-etn-ed a iiiust natural rc-uvtrk. lie oft'e'-ed to apologise, and did all iu hh po-v'r to lnv the mat ttr, arranged, but he did not s'secce i aud on his way to the trysting place be said to his f conds : "It is a dreadful shame thatl should have to kill this young man because he does net know ti e proptr nee of his knife and fork. S.ill it would be just an unfair to let him kill me." The Englishman i mended firing in the air if be had the second shot, Imt cl.ar.ee was averse to him. He h td the right to shoot first -the aim was deadl', the young Teuton feil witliout a groan -New Ycrk News. - - - - - . - TruTMul Senlimenats Peer Cooper, a short tima previous to hrs diatb, sent the following letter ta a friend. The first publication of the lines of truth were made in the New York San : -''.Mankind wAlmprove and better their condition jmt in proportion as they come to 8ee know,) and undersUtnd fha what a man acomamnity, a Mate, or nation sowrth i , . , , . . j that must hey also reap som -where some r a , , , i how, and at sometime, and that ry the oper ? ,- e - , , ' , J , f atiyn of a reign of beneficent law, design- ed in infinite wisdom for th, ue au the el- n nf mvrl- , M. . -an-tje vatu n ot mantvir.!! .Mam wnhnut L-r. , l . . ', '. . ' " j. is a soulless body; wiihut science he is ' weuaiui a. a i4ia2e Cauici nea' Stafford, in Eailand. the otlicanng clergy- ...- r.ia .1 ' 'v ,4i wag-nrj Un thancirg to g.ar.ce upward, hi notic-d 1 n ,Ua - , iT a l V ' '" I ... 1 " I "ent.emen, remove rocr l.nt. I hiu uua ... . . .- - Tl. v "tw uu icsinjase. I lie reJtJest vr a ! reneFtrfd ii'si-i . I . - ! i . . .r.r, n . r rmhiie hrnwo . r ..ill ... 1 l. - , , i .. . r body was excited, tears were in the wo- ......... , . . .... , V4 4- 4.1 1 41 niill y-, t , 7 r; ,-. , . ,,. menseyr's. Cant something be done? the tin it1, the huglisnman be. an to feel his r . .i r . , . i jv , I. ii- , -Hust tne poor iehow parish before our lood bolt Within him. Pilddimr wit h nnn'i. . . . 1 " uul : ' 'aod rohseanni fm Ifto w,.d rv. compHei with, the g'ergjr teat ordered the clers-of the church to as. certain the tames ot ih offe n-i-rs. Before j be got there a lady In the con J . - - aud mformect tne arbiter. amiJJkc-jhter. -vv .i4M est.ricg tlexen s hats. The cet mosv was proce&itrd with. .1. . luca t l to Oe rapids bere, havtng been earned ! down m a tat, which was broken to nieces iiehaa me good fortune to be dashed on rok. to which he olaaz. h was at the heigbt of the seanon-Augast, if I recollect gtx huUr3- ETerjbodj streamed out of the boteis ?Dd the village; the banks of the rker, p .rticn!arlyon the side, were thronged I w . it '. .pie eaxiu to dn pomrthinr" i... i j - - e, - v nxu. 4i02et,i,;p.,.n:: wwc ?-.ggcst-J, seme attempu d, but they all failed. Thous- aiids of dol'ara were offered to anybody who would rescue him. The desperate sit uation of the man was telegraphed over the (ouutry. and every train brought crowds of passengers hither to witness it with their own eyes. He was encouraged by suouta from thy hanks, but whether he could ui derstand anythitg that was said is doubt ful. The world is said to be sympathetic. It Is, or appears to be, unsympathetic, because the object for which sympathy is asked ft ab-tract. When it is tangible, visible, al! is cl anged. I here was an cemplification. This poor wretch could be seen. He was an ordinary, uneducated man; but he was a man, and the brotherhood sisterhood of the race went out to him in pity and intense eagerness to re cue him. Many tersons sat up all n-gbt looking across tht seething, roaring waters at the 3mall dark figure still clinging to the rock. The morning came ; renewed efforts were made, buu they all miscarried.' The crowd i li Such qteations were instantly asked; but ajasf no reply could be given: T he man had good courage and gredt streriiiih. He clung to the rock with the desperation of a dying soul. To lose his hold was to be dashed over the cataract. Apparatus and contrivances arrived from Buffalo. New experiment and new failures. Hoarse saouts stiil rang a-russ the raprd.-- .-... I . r i ..... ad increased; it was immense. Everv- II afp, r la t ..... 4,. I- -4 , . . i..v4v 4. nay tu itftcue mm . -'Jtomtto ever thr.bb.d could not grip that ulr. ......1- ( l. . i , i . . rock forever. It wa.9 wonderful how be bud endured. A fresh idea had come to the mi feds of half a dozen mechanics. Tbey were laboiing to throw out a hawsers; every muscle whs strained ; every eye was bent upon their work. . " .uddejly the man. slipped away. He was e.xb .usted ; he threw up his arms ; be dashed P ward the cataract A low groan as from ,aie br ast went. through the throng: the thousands shivered with terror. A oiack o'ject appeared for a moment in the j bell of fie waters, and then disappeared or. j ever, .'bere was aD agony of relief. No o.ie mo-ea, no oiie spoke for a whi e. Ali looked n the direction where tie- figure had hi en sval'owed up. It was the enchant ment cf tefror; It was the chill of tragedy distinctly wrought which froze every one tor the noment to the spot. What is Due Oar Children. ilcrb.Tt Spencer would have ben much more visely engaged, had he shown the American people the absurdity of heaping up gigantic fortunes for their children, to quarrel over after their death. All that any parent owes to a child iia good edu cation atjd a trade or a prob-ssiou. Our offsprings have a right to demand that the should be equipped for the battle of life, the only excuse for leaving superfluous wealth being in case any of the family ae disqual- I lu-id fjT Work. The aied nmonti thom;.l.,,B aTwi ti.a . . . . B . , , , ,. , anri the helpless child should have at least . . . , ' !CtlIi3 enough to sustain them comfortably; Kt ,.,a i , Di' 'nrfunes lett to cmldren have often V nn , L T , 7 u f C'8 1T7 of the fortune hunter, while the young man . i J but too often spends hi? .atW Kd A Painter's Fine Strategy. Mr. Healy. of New York. Lai. some time ; sine, as a subject lor a portrait, a young v a K. Kt. -....i:. .... v j: j m:k .L , . JKr, lata tery CDarao ter.stic line was obi iterat i. Mr. Healy "a or coarse. m a di'emaia. He roald - " " !I ! would !o?e h;s cotcmissioa, and be was j on her fi.ee; it would not be s at t station- to the family. Wti the sketch was limned. i ur- en . u.-- a- 4l. j.al UOQ Oel-3e Bis j Labject, and kindly k.d h- if ' .h ! was gen-ueaung a.3 well s usaal. Surprised, of t - . . course, &ne repaea ttiat she "Bat MLm Jose, you is&Iked rvm juur hotel. M r Y" "A fid yon came I .l0 . ye,, -I T ' ",uu ' iaoaSa Joa may a ! --, juu nave exerted yourself ! 8evereI.v tCat lb? so mach color i ! af fa6 th&t 1 fear lt woqW me. ',uw- orrow,iiyou will be so good please bathe your cheeks in cool water, the lat thing; come in a close carriage, and stop and rest yourself upon the eofa you will find on each landing. la that war I am .n i . v it 1 " " UiJit -wouoie. ms r.lW th ha' deij c-t. Th laini ' tiusn on rv- uhn .v. -l . dilV wan 4ifrty. i .- . I i i- . ...nv. vuaic, IUB ut?i j, t-mcuij uaiuriii, ana a,a not at ad retard the picture. His Rich Joke. iue ulLer ua? a oaj-goge -wagon brought .mmi to the Lruou DepJt which w labeled; "dynamite within pmash if you dare!" a .The trunk was closely followed by h yrung man who bad about seven minutes to get h:s check and catch .the train. When he presented his ticket and asked for a check the baggage-master replied. "1 his trunk can't go a baggage " ; Why?" , K "ibe contents are dangerous. You'll have to remove it from here at once-or 111 make you trouble." -"But thera U nn r!t-..-4.. .i 'There in tliii "Ves, but that was for a joke on the bag gage master." . "Young man, a railroad never jokes. C-et that trunk out of here!" "Come, old fellow, it was only in fun entreated tbe smart Aleck. "I have only our mmutes to catch the train." "It you do not remove the dangerous run. I enallfave to call an olfice?!" wh the farm reply." 'I tell you it is not dangerou-." J-et me inespcct it.-" This was grudgmgly acceded to, and nothing more dun-, rous than four shirt, which sajly needed washing, were discover ed. Ly this time the train had departed, leaving the j.,kr with eight hours on M, hand?, ar-d a, ti e trunk was r-ft. j,,. li i was handed a scraper and the ajvice i oung man, ,t origin be safer for you to juuraeu wnn something like; IVrish uu ueiay. - iou are evidently too . .orims sect.on. Now scrape that sign wu, u uttf irunu can t go ! The Raiaa of the Tnileries. Thp area wltMt. ..t . aiiout tne ruins o ne i nueries has not been entirely cleared . i U - t i w uiuj or wiien debris with which it was encumbered, and the demolition o inose parts of the buildings that still statu has oeen commenced during the paskweek i ins wcrd can proceed but slowly, ow.mr to e precautions that have to be taken to preserve from injury those fragments pos- ,,s.ug any artistic, or historical value me operations.-which occupy sixty skilled ...a.ur uave oeen started on the river iront. Hie central pavilion will be attack- in a aay or two. According to the unanimous testimony of those engaged in the demolition, the palace is a marvel of ueiective construction. The masonry, with the exception of the facing gt0,e8, cont. ot Uiting only, an i the interior, so generally admired, ,s found to be only a commm ,UUU J"J8 &nix to the rough atones, m ou u. ueiug carved from the aoi.d block, - very one supposed. It h rumore-i that an Ano-American company has purchas ed the Pavilion d U.nneur as it stands wah the intention of removing ahd re-erecting it in the Crystal Palace srrounda a? i Sydenham, while the torcheres ff!,,,,.. holding Umps) of the Salle des Marechaux have certair.ly been bought by the Russia, govercment for the St. Petersburg museum. 1 he Architect, A Grammatical PoitL Ames paralyzed his teacher at the gram mar school the other day, and gave him a pointer that had never before penetrate tis rt po.-itory of educational knick knacks. Savs the teacten "Amos. whf , 4boi- iK,& is a common noao, third lrym, tinjuUi number, mcahnegder not- " ' Teacher "Mainline render, y0a young idiot, what do you meanf Amos T meAn that this W Em -peaking of is cf the msrulin nd-r." Teacher "What book in that T' Amos "It's a hymn book. While, in a degree, the heat of an a d mafns pro-iucei from it, fj ar th(,. tore warm stable and t tea mJ food aid warme-i water rem economical ytt jt ;4 do-Jitiirs tne bat animals nre ..i' ' vuw water, 1 not warm his f risVfi "-A a, ; . sr. . .u iuuRWiCKH. ice numaa rrats fceems to require cold d.nuk, at time. 1. iiexald ALL COSTS. FUa: . Th n of Knott m,t be a The Jerwy mosquJto, like charity to hB.rNw YorAdreniser. S&meNew Orleani Picayuna ldiea; a piwe of adrice-never tend yourIetters by male.-Burlington Free ' A trade paper, called The Corset, f. tolke.r oL It will o dou "come to tar." ew ork New. J Assaf ida i, now on the free list, "there W.ng no America! cheese to compete with ll- - 1. Herald. Money is the great enigma of the age. Everybody 13 compelled to gfe it up. New iork Advertiser. When a dumb photographer wants Iomt i yea to a customer, he merilly display two negatives-N. Y. Advertiner. Many a man who thinks himself a person of note is not so far out of the way. ii may be a natural or a flat Boston Tran script, Carpenters who refashion obj dry goods boxes should be called "circumstance," because they alter cases. New York Ad- veraser. ' When a person writes a poeui to kill'" time, he may ie pretty sure that time wil have its revenR and L.il .u ,n urn Transcript. - -r- 4. ,w jvvlii iOB rs. lotnosewho invest ia ral e.ito ton buy lots on long payments, it seemes yearh -rpia.n tnat Martgage is Lot's wife-Mi' -t -ttsburgTelegraph. t An exchange says it is fashion lhf troiluce torue'e.ement of th anf.nn. every dress. What f are old maids becom-by g the rage? Boston Star. 4iy , "Is that your dog, Mr. Trigg V "Yes iir tliat'a my dog." "Is he a setter 7" "il&l of that type, yes, sir. "Oh f then he's a " tpesetter."-N. Y. Sentinel. it "You said, Mr. Jones, your umbrella had,. a straight handle?" "I thought it k- .V t vanished I am a-iin ded.with a hook." Boston Traveler en- d There is no difference between a well limbed tramp and a. well trimme-J lamp when a cyclone make it8" appearanae, for they both light out. New York Advertiser. "I'm sorry to keep you waiting for your money said the bank teller to .Withers "but here's the money all in yellow boysJ" " Never mind,"? said Smiihers, "I m 'tis worth the weight iu gold." Boston Star. A .Milton man who a few weeks ago kind ly offered to share his b -d and board with an impecunous acquaintance sornewk., addicted to intemperance says he is suffer ing from an attack of room-mat., Milton News. v B. lives in.the country near Paris wlnr and summer, bat alwaya after tho 1 n4 May they meet him on aoday on the rwuievara. lie explains: "The couotrr is too crowded. Enrybodr is there on Sunday; no I come to get the air of P&rir French, "How is your brother?" Mkei Mr irumier of a friend. Ob, wm His health is not anr t.vi go-d, and he has beeB bothered a grem dtal i tate wtth spinal rnningiU6." "Spinal who T' , "Meningitis." "" Well,wby don'f he shoot tb IiaJTatT son oi gun? jilbiaj fport BTeTklaiT i awe. In the vapor: and mark-t town of Corn- wall, which derives its name from Sl It, 'he daughter of an Irish tkiefuto who cam m a m.Mioaar to Cornwall ia the fifth century, there hi not btn a single cas of druckenneit for more thQ tw years, ani there are omr three or tunr f.rr. . - - . yiWHJI htre. esublishe-i by Dr. Knelf. a collector of the Pn of St. Ire, who die-i ta ISli Ictor iisg to promioa is his will, once ia every bve years two 0li woaeu aad ta itt gins uaier 10 wa?k in proceaioo fros , ' he market boas to a pyrsmid he erected on a IvfijJuil n?ar where he is bariid beOae Haadreth Psalm, dance round in pyramid, a-,1 Lave a fty foliar dinner at no more po'.er.t beverage is drunk thn gingerette and orangeade. And wtea is u over they cron with dowers the oce peace ma who gard the favortd placa. i i u i u I if h -? f f ft! 1 in Ji 5 if i s is 5 r.i 4 ft 1 t IV, I i -f . ew i&rs 1. T

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