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Which tm Your iAttT
Some children room the flnlils and hill,
And others work in noisy milln;
Some drew in silks, and dance and piny,
VliU othirs drudge their lives away ; .'
Some glow With hoaltli and bonnd with song,
And some must suffer nil day long.
Whioh isyonr lot, my girl and boy?
Is it h life of ens and joy T
Ah, ii it is, it glowing sun
The poorer Ufa should shine upon,
Make glad one little heart to day,
And help one burdened child to puiy.
St. JVicholtu.
A HOT BATH.
An Artillery Officer's Adventure Under
Fire In the (ra-tlwlmmlei to theTar
in ue yoa wa, aumm Mmwictr
wliat Is toi'lmii'ally known n tliu " loni;
rourso," a rurrifuluni of inotrurtions in
gunnery, tlioori'ticnl nml pnu-tical; tlio
former at Woolwicli, and the latter at
SlioeburynesM eneh part laxting nix
month. We had heen enjoying ourselves
at our seaside resilience for three out of
these six months exceedingly, for we hail
been fortunate enough to have gone there
in thn summer months, and between
boating and bathing and playing lawn
tennis, in a modified form known as
sticky," in courts eonstrueted out of
the boards of old targets past work, the
time had passed very pleasantly. It was
now August, and a very hot one; the
sun burned in the heavens like a red
oal, nnd scorched up the scanty water
that the sand-beds contained, till wc had
to send miles away to fetch what was
required for the use of the barracks.
Work of any kind was an effort, tine
felt inclined to spend the day swimming
lazily about, or sitting on a warm rock
after the fashion of Tennyson's merman.
It was one of these aquatic excursions
which got me into the greatest scrape I
have ever been in, or that I shall ever be
in, I hope, as the sensation was anything
but pleasant.
I must premise that I was a very fair
swimmer, having learned that art.-
unoii!'st many other useful things, at
the academy, and progressed favorably
in it during a course of seaside fort resi-
lences. My great ambition had always
been to swim round the s!.000
target
some dav when tin1 tide was in, and at
length I determined to make the attempt.
I'he feat seems easy enough, no doubt.
but I whs not t'aptain Webb; and
imongst my f l'.ow-ollieers there wi re
lew who would have attempted it, so I
felt rather inclined to be able to say that
I had been there, t'miliding my inti n
tion to no one, I started one day from the
jun-pier just before slack water, count
ing on getting back before the tide turn
ed again.
It was a hot day, n I have before said.
and I swam very slowly; however, I
arrived at mv destination without much
lifliculty. The frame-work on which
the target floated offered a pleasant resting-place,
and 1 lay down on it lazily,
intending to take some live minutes'
breathing time, and then strike out for
home. Hut alas for the feebleness of
human resolutions! llctween the warm
sun and the long swim and the recum
bent posture. I had ot been there two
minutes before I was f;ist asleep. I had
a curious dream. I had been reading a
rather wild book of speculative astrono
my that morning, and had been some
what struck by the writer's theory that
the end of the world would come through
the liery vapor and lava of the interior
of the earth breaking, through the thin
crust thereof. 1 dreamed now that such
catastrophe was imminent and that I
was calmly inspecting a pressure-gauge
to ascertain how long the globe would
yet endure. Higher and higher ran the
warning hand upon the dial, and at
length, with a mighty crash, the world
exploded, and I was hurled, not into
chaos, but into the water of the estuary
of tlio Thames!
Thoroughly awakened, as the reader
may suppose, I rose to the surface, gulp
ing down a mouthful of water swallowed
in the surprise. As I clutched the frame
work beside me, I was conscious of a
dazzling red flash like sheet-lightning.
followed by a tremendous report and a
attling all about me, as though a
shower of hail were falling. I had seen
too much of artillery not to know what
this astonishing meteor was a shrapnel
shell.
lVrharis there may be some of my
readers ignorant of what such a missile
for, indeed, it is of somewhat late
invention. Ict them imagine, then, a
cylindrical shell of iron, ogival-headed,
and containing as many bullets as it will
conveniently hold, comfortably set in a
bed of resin. At the bottom thereof is a
small charge of powder, ignited by a
ime-fuzes bored to burn any required
time, tin tins (lelignllul machine ex
ploding out fly he bullets, anil, by the
inexorable laws of dynamics, partaking
of the original motion of the shell, cover
the ground before, them for hundreds of
yards with a feu d'enjer, us of a whole
regiment firing volleys.
Such an implement of destruction is
very well to talk ahout : but when its
violence is directed against one's self,
there is less pleasure in the contempla
tion, dearly I had slept so long that
the ordinary afternoon practice had be
gun, and from two guns evidently, or
the one shot could not have followed the
other so rapidly. Only a few seconds
had I for these thoughts ere I saw a red
flash leap out from tho flag-erow.'ed
buttery on shore. Instantly I dived
deep as I could, and heard, deadened by
the water above me, the sharp report of
the shell. As I rose to the surface
again, I saw white splinters on the
wiod-work of the target that showed
how true the aim had been. Scarcely
had I time to take breath when the red
flash leaped again, and again I dived.
better any where ; ' and tho' guns were
lightones slxteen-pounders. Often had
I competed myself in a 'race with time,
running the gun up again almost before
the recoil had ceased, and ramming
home shot and cartridge era it had
reached Its former position again. Now
no doubt my comrades were hard at
work, wondering, perhaps, what had
become of me. ;
Eight separate times had I dived, and
my strength was failing fast. Even now
there was a ringing noise in my head
which almost stupefied me, nnd was
growing more painful every instant. If
I stood up on the framework and tried
to signal to the shore, I must stand at
least one shot, and. that was almost cer
tain death.
Even in that desperate moment an
absurd idea came into my head, ns such
tunics win -conn.- wnwmw, twt
read some of an ingenious recipe for
finding a safe place on shipboard in ac
tion by putting one's head out nt a hole
where a shot had come in, relying on the
improbability of another entering at the
same orifice. There was one corner of
the framework splintered by several bul
lets; to it I crept, nnd held on despair
ingly. Another flash from the battery. This
time I could see the shell coming like a
black speck in the sky. Anxiously I
watched for the burst to come; but this
time it came not, and thn shell plunged
into the sea fifty yards short, throwing
up a mighty pillar of water, and ricochet
ing away far over my head. Was the
fuse blind? I asked myself. No; there
was another flash and another rush
through the air, and sullen plunge in the
sea beyond the target. The shrapnel
practice was over, and they were firing
plugged shell.
Now or never was my time. I climbed
on to the woodwork, sprang to my feet
and waved my hands. From the shore
X must have looked very like a picture
of Andromeda chained to her rock. I
was too late, however, to i-scapc a shot.
Once more the red flush spouted forth,
and I heard the ominous rush coming
nearer and nearer, till with a roar as ot
an ex'press train it rushed past my head,
carrying away with it the left-hand top
corner of the target, and hurling it far
into the sea beyond. The concussion
seemed to tear my feet from under me.
and I fell, striking my head against the
framework. I had just sense enough
left to prevent myself rolling into the
sea. My last glance at the shore showed
the flag hoisted half-mast high; and
then 1 musl have fainted away, for 1 re
member no more till I found myself ly
ing in my bed, with the surgeon-major
applying strong ammonia to my nostrils
with marvelous effect.- I little
j more to tell. Watching the effect of the
j shot from the battery, they had seen me
j standing there, just too late to stop the
run being bred; had ceased the practice,
and got a boat out without dchiv,
I bough with a very faint hope of finding
me alive, ijf course the story was made
a standing joke asainst me ever after,
and I must own that I deserved it. Nev
ertheless. I have at least the satisfaction
of considering that when wc go forth
again to tight the Russians or the Her
mans, or whatever other nation may
elect to try with us a game of war on a
large scale, I am never likely to be much
nearer.
Tin- straight unci tlrnuUtil pnMi ot death
than I was that day on the sands of
Sliocburyness. l.omlon Sorul,
I ll oiiinii tturtit Allee un a M itch.
A St. Petersburg paper says: Early
last month a woman naniiil Agrafcnn
Iguatjcva was burned as a witch by the
peasants in the village of Wratshevo, in
the government of Novgorod. It seems
that the wretched woman, who was the
widow of a soldier, had the reputation
of being a sorceress and witch, and
strove to promote this delusion by every
means iu her power. The peasants o
the whole neighboring district had such
a dread of her powers of mischief that
they endeavored even to anticipate her
wishes, and, although an absolute pau
per, she lived very comfortably on the
contributions spontaneously made to
her. There were many persons in the
district suffering from epilepsy, and it
was popularly believed that the witch
had thus punished them for offending
'her in some way.
One of these epileptic sufferers, a girl
from a distant village, besought some
peasants to burn the witch, and so re
lease her from her sufferings. At an
assembly of headmen and seniors of the
villages it was resolved to extinguish
the source of mischief. They proceeded
to her hut, which they found fastened
up. They broke it open, discovered the
wretched woman, charged her with the
crime, ami then nailed up the window
and door to prevent her escape. Hy this
time over 2(H) nun had assembled around
the hut, and amid their jeers and shouts
of exultation it was set on fire, and the
whole crowd remained until it was quite
consumed. The sum of twenty-one
roubles and ninety copveks (nearly f 10.
50) was collected and offered to the
rural policeman as a bribe to secure his
silence. But he rcj- led it. nnd so this
torrihle tragedy came to light.
liquor at the tapitol in Washington
A Washington correnoudent of the
Cleveland Herald says: A resolution
was long ago passed by Congress pro
hibiting the sale of liquor in the Capitol
building. For some time the resolution
was obeyed, but it was finally evaded by
tho keepers of the two restaurants, who
put out liquor in cups. Those desiring
a drink of whisky had but to ask for a
"cup of tea," and the liquet' was pro
duced. Finally tho sale became holder.
and on the last night of the Forty-fifth
Congress, in the House restaurants, 2,07(i
drinks of lager beer were disposed of at
five cents a drink, besides the whisky,
brandy, wine and bottles of champagne
that were sold.
if 'of o rto U.fn.
"When I was flon in the San Juan
country, ' 'bout iff years ago," said
Uncle (labe Willijins a noted Colorado
hunter, to a rejortr, " a-prospectin'
around in Cunlngharr's gulch along of
two or three mc&ofthe boys,, we saw
some goats cavorttn'anund on what ap
peared to us td bja lie tip-top of the
mountain. We inadcup our minds that
those goats belonged .o us an' prepared
accordin'. One of ue pilled off his boots
an1 began to climb 'up to drive the crit
ters down, while tho res on us ambushed
at the only place where wo thought they
could come. Pote tint's the feller that
dim up lVte.when In got to the top
found that he was almit a hundred foot
above the goat, whidi was stnndin' on
the edge of a precipjfn nior'n three hun
dred liwt high. Juy Up tlll' hollered
on' " --.u rlhe goats. Ti.. ;,
ters didn't stop a minnit to hold a coun
cil on what they should do, but just gin'
one jump an' over the precipice they
went. Wc thought we had 'cm sure
an' though we'd a lettle ruther shot 'em
yit we didn't have no special conscien
tious scruples agin eatin' a goat which
had committed suicide. Hut wc didn't
eat any of them goats, not by no means.
They just came llyin' down that perpen
diekler rock fer mor'n three hundred
foot, 'bumpty, bumpty, bunib,1 tuchin'
the wall onct in 'bout every sixty foot
until they reached the bottom, whar
they landed all right an' struck out like
light nin' for tie timber. I 'spose 'twould
a-killed 'em if they'd a jumped straight
down, but yt'wc they knew a trick worth
two of thet, an' by touehin' the rock
as they come 'twos 'bout the same thing,
ye sin", as goin' down stairs. Now, I've
lieerd folks say the goats jumpoff of high
rocks an' hud on their heads, an' hein'
kind of acenstomed to buttin' it didn't
hurt 'em none. Them stories is a little
too tough for me, an' 1 advise ye,
stranger, ttv to take no stock in anythin'
x man tells ye that he can't say as he saw
himself, lioats is knowiu' critters, t liar's
Lio doubts about that, but thev don't do
half the wonderful things which fellers
as has no :cgard for truth let on they do.
I did see one thing onct, howsumdeavcr,
which I never saw anything like it afore.
Twasdown among the Sangrede t 'hristo
range wliai I was lookin' around last
fall. I saw an old goat walkin' 'bout
half way up a big precipice on a little
helvin' pat'i, which the same I saw
petered out 'bout the middle of the cli If
I'he goat didn't know this, an' came
! rot till' n Ion; as pert an' sassy as ye
. dense. 1'rcttv soon along came a kid
follerin', an' then 1 wondered how they
was agoin1 to get out of that scrape.
I'he path kop' gettin' narcr an' nareivr
till It Colli. lil't allien llioi'ii si. hit lest
wide, an' then it ended altogether. The
old goat stopped and seemed kind of
surprised like: first she looked down
'twas 'bout live hundred feet, I guess
then she looked up, an' then she seemed
to be thinkin' the matter over. A 11 at
once she riz up on her hind legs, an'
winging one of 'em over the edge turned
round on the tothcr as if on a pivot an'
then dropping down on all fours give a
iiinip over the kid an' trotted back.
The kid didn't stop to go to the end of
the path, but just riz up an' copied the
old one's motions exactly.
I'Hclean Social Life.
Is virtue driven from the field? Has
vice won? Tluw are hints of an exist
ing condition of affairs iu this country,
given in recent revelations, which equal
in immorality the state of Homo in the
later days of the empire, or I'acis before
the fall of the Bourbons. Yet the mass
of the people, we contend, are decent, are
Cod-fearing; the instinct of the Ameri
can woman is to h modest anil pure.
Human nature is no coarser or less rev
erent than in the days of our grandfath
ers. Our literature is purer than it was
then; there are a thousand avenus into
which the human mind can turn
science, art, knowledge of every kind
to divert it from gross animal passions.
Why do these passions, then, dominate
our social life, like the seven devils who
found the house swept and garnished,
and entered in take, possession? We
believe one reason to be that the
i ... i i .1 . l :r. ..
o uriers are lowcreu in uonn-siic ine iu
.. Al . ,.
filhiur rltein r.i eim-iii in. Mjilters are
"V " r.K
discussed in
.'.,,,.'
which once m
latrons Diusneii io nienuon.
There is a familiarity with vice, an ac
ceptance of it as a matter of course,
shown in our newspapers, in our ordina
ry talk, in our pulpits, which debases
tiie minds of the young. The very air is
poisoned in which our children live. No
legislation, no single reform can touch
this disease any more than it could curr
iisu seaseaiiyu oreumi. u cou. . . "'
alarm which slays ,ts victims by the
iousan.1. It ,s for each family, each
111
clergyman, each mother, to clean and
sweeten theirown household. Xcw York
Tribune.
A MSIorim'n Return.
The Burlington young man who went
to Lcadvillc, Col., in February to make
10s fortune returned home yesterday
evening, having made it. He reports the
walking from 1 adville to Pueblo as ter
rible, but from that point on as far east
as Earned it improved, and from lear
ned to Osage City he got along with com
paratively little fatigue and nothing to
eat; from Osage City to Atchison the
walking grew rapidly worse, and his
fatigue increased out of all proportion to
his rations, and from Hopkins to Bur -
ungion me waiMii i ......
the occasional lifts he was able to beg or
steal on freight trains didn't count for
anything. He expresses himself as high
ly pleased with Leadville, and thinks of
going back again, but not this century.
He excused the style of his raiment by
savimr that nobody in Leadville wort
mitre than one leg to their pantaloons.
BurUngtem Hawkey t.
A Hive Old Ayr.
The Indianapolis Sun says: Indian
apolis can proudly boast of being the
home perhaps of tho oldest person in
the State if not in the world. Her name
is Norah Shea, and she residi-s with her
son, Michael Shea, at No. 25(1 North
Delaware street. She will be 110 years
of age in October next.
She was born in the county of Kerry,
South Ireland, and came to this country
some thirty-two years since. She be
longs to a family of svcn sisters, all of
whom are now dead, except herself and
youngest sister, who is now about
eighty-six years of age. Her oldest sis
ter died at the ripe old age of 118 years.
About three years ago Mrs. Shea lost
her reason, and for about nine months
was quite demented. Her reason re
turned, however, and she has since been
perfectly rational. She walks about
y e""!"!- iKimin ia j
attend church services, frequently going
unattended. She also goes up and down
stairs with perfect ease, and is apparent
ly enjoying good health.
She seldom talks, except in her native
tongue, and she can use the English
language hut veny imperfectly. She sits
in her old armchair continually, biting
her gums, and her friends believe she
is cutting a new set of teeth. An Enni
skillcn (Ireland) correspondent of the
Dublin Express tells of a similar case as
follows:
"There is at jresent living in the town
land of Mullinaskea, near t'astlecoole, a
Mrs. Hose Leonard, whose age is one
hundred nnd eight years, being thirty
eight years beyond the scriptural limit
of life. During the last twenty years she
had lost all her teeth, but in the months
of July, August, September and October
of last year she got six new ones, and
her eyesight is so good that she is able
to read and to thread the smallest needle
without glasses. She goes to the mar
ket with her butter and eggs as in formei
days, and on last Christmas day she hud
at dinner, along with some of her own
children and grandchildren, forty-nine
great-great-grandchildren."
II onff fie a llrlilc.
An exciting incident occurred on the
Iron Mountain railroad in Missouri on
a recent Saturday night. At Belmont,
a lady of fine personal appearance and
handsomely attired purchased a ticket to
go north on the train from Belmont at
H.flO. The train had run about a mile,
and was at full speed when the lady who
had taken passage suddenly arose, and
walking suddenly to the door, sprang
out into the darkness. In due time the
lady again appeared at Belmont, having
walking back along the track. She had
suiTWoil no injury, but was evidently
disturbed in mind. She explained that
she was from the South, anil was under
a marriage engagement, but that her
sti rii old grandfather interfered, and that
the only chance li ft was to seek some
distant place for the performance of the
marriage ceremony. A place on the
line of the railroad had been selected,
where her lover was to meet her. It :
peared, however, that the grandfather
was in close pursuit, and was even on
the same train from Belmont with the
fleeing lady, although he was not aware
of her near proximity. She caught
sight -of him. and without hesitation left
the car and jumped. After the train
had run a few miles it was found that
the lady was missing. The old gentle
man having heard of the circumstance
at once concluded that the lady was the
one of whom he had been in hot pursuit,
and he took the first train back to Bel
mont. Before he got there the lady had
made known the circumstance, and one
so determined to carry out her purpose
as she was had no trouble in finding
friends. The old gentleman made in
quiries for her upon his return, but was
started off in the wrong direction.
Watch was kept for the expected lover,
who was easily recognized from the de
scription the lady has given. Soon after
his arrivn' the two were united legally.
itiiHHian Itohberm.
llussian baggage-cars do not carry
baggagemen. The ear is sealed when it
leaves, and tho seal broken when any
thv I has to be taken out or put in. At
least, that is the explanation of some
. .. , .i; ,.,:.., ,
very ingenious stealing w Inch went on
'
flourishing month after month on tin
Kursk. Charkov and Azov railroad, un-
. ., , . .. , , .. i ....... i
111 lasi j mi i inner, w lien n. w ,i.s u.-o-v mi
There were several accomplices, who
used a went trunk or chest. One of
tlieiu was put in tins and shipped in the
haggage-enr. As soon as the car was
sealed he ervnt out. broke open the I st-
lookingtrunks of the other passenh i-s,
selected the most valuable articles and
t thl,ul , his ()Wn . l.est until there
, ,, for ,limS(.,f,
; J ,
i station his accomplices
' chest, and unpacked the
I booty.
rii'i-ivcil the
thief and his
fare of the Kar,
Dr. D. H. St. John Hoosa in a tnlk on
" The Ear and the Care of it," said that
no small amount of trouble in the ear
was caused by too frequent syringing
and boring out with a twisted towel or
handkerchief, not to month n hairpins.
bodkins and other metallic instruments.
In his opinion one should never put
anything into the ear smaller than the
little finger, although one writer on the
b,,l.'i.u lit.,1 hiiijI i,nt n.tthinir in KtTl'tller
(h(, T,1(t nvoi(lllIu.0 ,
nmny car , was to 1m ,,1 by
1 tnk-- ()m, n(), ,u (lu(,k , hmd -m vM
..,,-. to vr nire the deemr partuu-
less ordered by a physician; not to intro
duce any body which can push the wax
down against the drum; not to sit in a
draught when overheated ; not to smoke
to excess, and above all, not take cold
A Cerman physician says that thirst
i arises from the loss of liquid in food
which is cooked.
Bared from a ttattlennakr.
Two of the early pioneers of Colorado
happened to meet in Denver, and, as a
natural consequence, the conversation
turned on early experiences and adven
tures. As both parties are noted hunt
ers and guides, their stories related
principally to the killing of. unusual
game or the finding or losing of some
mountain trail, intermixed with person
al adventures and hardships and other
interesting incidents. Hut the story that
produced the most thrilling effect upon
the auditors was a snake story, and as
both parties vouched for the truth there
of it would be highly indecorous in a
New reporter to suggest any doubt as to
ts .literal correctness. And thus the
story was told by "The Major:" "Jim
and I started out in the mountains early
one morning after black-tailed deer. We
hut I no luck up to noon, and then found
- mviT o the side of a precipitous
mountain. The trail was wide and
plain, and we soon came to a spring that
had burst its way out of the solid rock.
Here we both stopped to get a drink. 1
used the cup first and then handisl it to
Jim. He drank and stepped off side
ways to take a look down the side of the
mountain and in the valley. As he stood
thus his shoulders reached to a level
with a'shelf of the leck 'which projected
forward some litt.e distance over the
trail. As I rose np from thu spring
something attracted my attention to this
ocky shelf, which was only a few inches
from Jim's neck nnd exactly on a level
therewith. To my horror I saw there
on an immense rattlesnake. The horri
ble reptile was all coiled, his eyes were
snapping, his forked tongue protruding,
and everything indicating an immediate
spring. Jim stood periectly stolid and
utterly unconscious of the slightest dan
ger. Any motion on his part, even the
slightest, I knew would be instantly
fatal. What to do I could not think. I
la red not call nor shoot. Everything
depended upon his remaining perfectly
still. After a second's further reflection
(and the time seemed an age) I dropped
softly down so as to be out of sight of
the reptile. 1 then moved like a shadow
toward my unconscious friend. Breath
lessly 1 watched him from fear that
any second lie would make some slight
movement of head or body, and nny mo
tion I kni'w meant death. Soon I was
near enough to feel that I could get a
firm hold. Without another thought or
the slightest word or warning I then
grasped Jim by the arm and side and
brought him heavily down with a crash
upon the trail 'and among the flinty
rocks. As 1 did this I saw what seemed
i Hash of light dart out from the rocky
helf, which I knew to be the stroke of
the reptile. Hut my friend's neck was
not where the snake had hoped, and Jim
was safe."
And what did Jim say when you
flung him down in that style?'' said one
of the auditors.
He commenced abusing me in the
meanest sorl of way." replied the nnu'or.
till 1 made him stand up and look at
that shelf in the rock. When he saw
that, and the snake as well, and saw,
too, how near he had been to a horrible
death, he turned around and took my
hand; but he didn't say anything more,
because he couldn't speak. Hut then we
understood each other, didn't we, Jim?"
You bet. Major," replied Jim; "and
I've always felt kind o' bail because I
never have been able to do you as kind a
turn as that vou did to me; but I don't
up meaning to ki'p trying. Major."
lh-nver (Col.) A'o's.
.tfercy to the ttumb Animal.
The thirteenth annual report of the
American society for the prevention of
cruelty to animals' contains some points
of more than passing interest. The
funds and endowments of the society are
now somewhat more ample than they
were when, thirteen years ago. Mr.
Hergh rented a little room, seven feet by
nine, in the old brick residence at the
corner of Fourth street and Broadway.
The bequests known to exist in wills.
md those which have already taken ef
fect, now amount to something over
S1.KX,000; so that the perpetuity of the
institution is assured. The court of ap- j
peals has also rendered a decision which
defines, enlarges and fixes the jurisdic
tion of the society over offenses against
the law by virtue of which it was es
tablished. During the last year the
agents of the society have investigated 3,-
fiOO cases of cruelty to dumb animals, mak
ing in all. lfi.H.'t? since its organization in
IHOti, with fi.wio convictions of offenders.
The number of convictions during the
year 1BTH was H82. distributed as follows
among the oil. uses cognizaltic ley tne
society: Working horses with sores
upon their bodh's, Sfifl; working lame
horses. KM5; working siek and diseased
horses, fifty ; working horses with glan
ders, or farcy, eight; working old and
worn-out horses or mules, four; over
driving, fifty-two; reckless driving, five;
overloading teams, twenty-six ; neglii-t-ing
and starving animals, eighteen ;
beating with clubs, hammers, cart
rungs, hut-ends of whips, thirty-nine;
abandoning animals to die in the street,
eighteen; currying in a cruel manner,
thirty-six; dragging wounded animals
through the streets, ten ; malicious kill
ing and mutilation, fifteen; keeping
horses and cattle in filthy stables, fifteen ;
poisoning, three; cock and dog fighting,
seventeen; refusing to blanket dipped
horses, exposing animals to storms, etc.,
twmty-six; salting the streets, twenty
two; acts of cruelty to cattle, dogs, cats,
goats, etc., forty; offering diseased
horses and cattle for sale, five; feeding
cows on distillery swill, twenty-five;
ads of cruelty by dog-catchers, fifteen.
In the cities of New York nnd Brooklyn
alone the agents of the society have hail
to interfere to protect animals in 3,040
cases, and caused the destruction of
iHtipina Tlaer'a fftir.
The feat of clipping the ingrowing
claws of the royal Bengal tiger "Jim"
was accomplished at Philadelphia with
a great deal of difficulty. On account
of the lack of constant attrition on rough
ground, such as they would have had in
the jungle, Jim's claws had lengthened
to an unnatural size and grown deeply
into his paws, exposing the animal to an
attack of lockjaw. Hence tho clipping.
The well-known animal trainer, Mr. A.
J. Forepaugh, was retained for the opera
tion, and appeared early this morning at
the carnivora house of the Zoo, accom
panied by Dr. Chapman, the physician,
Arthur E. Brown, the superintendent,
and four keepers. Mr. Forepaugh had
provided himself with a strong three
quarter inch rope, limited at one end, a
long pole and four short half-inch cords,
also looped, a thiek knotty hickory club
and a pair of sharp wire nippers.
The loop of the larger rope was placed
on the end of the long pole and thrust
into the cage. At the instant the tiger
leaped into the furthest corner with a
terrific roar which startled the other ani
mals, nnd the lions, tigers, leopard, and
hyenas all howled in chorus. The loop,
however, was run over "Jim's" neck,
and he was graduaUy drawn, in spite o
his struggles, to the front of the cnge.
Mr. Forepaugh quietly directed his assist
ants to secure the animal iff the front of
the cage. " Now hisTeet,"and the fore feet
were in the loops with the aid of an iron
scraper, and the tiger, bewildered at the
tactics of his supposed enemies, shook his
head, roared, and for a few seconds strug
gled fiercely to get loose, but the loops of
the other ropes were slipped ou the hind
feet, and he was thrown on his side and
drawn up to the front of the cage; with
his hind feet sticking clear through, and
the fore feet to the edge.
In this position he was secured and
safety cords attached to the ends, eaffli
one of the latter being held by one of the
assistants, so that as soon as the opera
tion was completed all the feet could be
loosened at once. As soon as the feet
were thus secured the rope around the
neck was cast off. so that the tiger's head
was free. One of the keepers was then
stationed nenr the head, so that in case
he bit at the ropes binding the fii-t or at
the operator he could thrust the hard
wood knotted club into his mouth for
him to bite on. This became necessary
so often that the hard club was chewed
into a pulpy brush.
All ready, said Mr. forepaugh, and
taking in his right hand a large, sharp
wire clip, had each ingrowing claw in
turn pried from the llesh and straightened
out and clipped oil' to the required size.
The right hind foot was the worst one, of
the claws, having grown fully an inch
into the llesh and caused the wound to
inflame and fester. As soon as this, with
a part of the outer shell, which had been
shed into the wound, had bii'ii removed,
the tiger appeared to quiet down and
submitted to have the rest of the claws
of the same foot clipped without making
much struggling. The right front paw
was also lu.dly lacerated and inflamed.
The claws were clipped in every case
very quickly and successfully. As soofl
as the claws of each foot were clipped,
the operator rubbcil burnt alum into the
festered wounds to burn away the proud
flesh, and then poured over the wounds
balsam of fir to heal the same.
After all the claws had been clipped,
Mr. Forepaugh, stepping back, cau
tioned his assistants to be ready to pull
the safety cords at the word. So the
animal, frciil from all the cords nt once,
sprang to his legs like a flash and jumped
to the rear of the cage, where he first
licked his bloody chaps, and, squatting,
soothingly licked his paws. Appar
ently satisfnil that they were still in his
possession, he began pacing his cage,
showing evident signs of having experi
enced great relii 1 from the operations
performed on him. The whole operation
occupied only twenty minut1, and was
very satisfactory to all parties.
Iloir Vomiwund-lntercHt Ntrettn.
The following, from " Novelties and
Curiosities." merits the attention of some
of our curious readers: "The simple in
terest i. fone cent at six per cent, per an
num from tlie commencement of the
Christian era to the close of the year
1H('i3 would be but the trifling sum of a
little over $15; but if the same principal,
at the same rate and time, had been al
lowed to accumulate at compound inter
est, it would require the enormous num
ber of Hi. H 10.0110,000,000 of (-l.ill.-h .if soil. 1
gold, each equal to the earth in magni
tude, to pay the interest : and if the sum
were equally divided among the inhab
itants of the earth, estimated at 1,000,-
000,000, every man, woman and child
would receive H1.HI0 golden worlds for
an inheritance. Were .ill these globes
placed side by side in a direct line, it
would take lightning itself which can
girdle the earth in the wink of an eye
73,000 years to travel from end to end ;
and if a Parrot t gun were discharged nt
one extremity, while a man was station. si
at the other light traveling Ktt.OOO mill's
iu a second, the initial velocity of a cannon-ball
being 1.500 feet per second and
sound moving through the atmosphere
1,120 feet in a second he would see the
flash after waiting 110,000 years, the ball
would reach him in 74.000,000 of years,
but he would not hear the report till the
end of 1,000,000,000 of centuries. Again,
if all these masses of gold were fused
into one prodigious ball having the sun
for its center, they would reach out into
Rpacc in all directions 1,732,000,000 miles
almost reaching the orbit of Herschcl
and Uranus; and if the interest were
continued till the end of the present cen
tury, it would entirely fill up the solar
system and even encroach 500,000,000
miles on the domains of the void beyond
the planet Neptune, whose orbit, at the
distance of 2,850,000,000 miles from the
sun, encircles our whole system of
worlds."
j They were good gun detachments none
r